I laughed way to hard at this. Thank you I needed a good laugh today.

The bards will tell of it when we're gone. Aye.

This is what you’re thinking about? Lol

@@bigworm5024 morning

@@bigworm5024 they still owe you money or weed, Big Worm?

Nah, I’m sure they’d keep to themselves. Far too many pirates today have guns and probably could wipe out those old timers. Ancient weapons were no match for a few guys with AK-47s.

Rrratatata

@@jackdurden466 USA navy vs modern pirates it’s hilarious 😂 the navy turns them into Swiss cheese

@@jackdurden466 ehhh i dont know about that their little dingys wouldn’t be a match for those ships and cannons

Good point.

😂🤣🙂 u don't need to be a pirate for that to happen to u these days

@@skillfulskillz2217 I think you do for "the money gets divided part"

Sheer poetry! 😹

LOL NICE TAKE on the 80's classic "White Line Fever"! :D

@@winnifredforbes1114 ~~ :) ~~

Take Pride in your Heritage my Friend :-)

can you share your favorite one? I'd love to hear about it!

@@unchartedNightmare We have a old revolver from the old west from our great grandfather from the 1850s. He was a lawman or a deputy either way that's still cool to know about at least

@@soulextract640 that's very dope!

When Britain was an Empire and ruled the waves ,that period has always fascinated me with stories a from the Caribbean and piracy .I bet your grandparents told the best bedtime stories fella

Yep- the sand base sunk down and they croaked. Was it luck? I guess that depends on your view of pirates!

they fell asleeep, and a tidal wave the size of new mexico dropped on by and then everyone adpated ish...lol

Actually most of them died in the days following from the murder, looting and the diseases, injuries he mentioned in the video which occurred after the earthquake sank parts of town. Nice people just doing nice things when they get the chance how surprising.

Scoober party went bad!

Maybe dead pirates built it in the sea, much like the pirates of the Carribean scene where the dead roam the sea floor ? And they were so satisfied so they decided to actually die there, since well living as undead in underwater city was no Poseideon story.

Yep- ain't that the truth...

😂😂😂

Yar, a board still be a board.

Kings are the longest functioning form of society we have had.

the floor is made out of floor

I saw it first 😳

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

You think terrifying

Yea there’s a lot of whack ways to die

Yeah, really escalated quickly!

That’ll end the party for sure

Yep. There is an area here where it shows where exactly the city sunk. I think that we can scuba there.

Dad?

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MVP comment

@dick dickerson I don’t care it was still funny

Just replayed uncharted 4. I'm not proud of how much I laughed when I heard that joke

Lol 😂

Did what

mermaids? sea of thieves told me that Krackens or Megalodons did it to em, or they just went too far off the map and died in the blood water

No it was me

@@MysticWorldsStudios haha love it. I think he's referring to PoTC, as (spoiler} there is a section where mermaids drown a significant number of pirates.

Cool

Such an interesting history, just how wild yet flamboyant people were. The golden age of piracy will always be my absolute favourite point in history.

It’s funny,also being Jamaican one of my favorite KZfaqrs is casually talking about a place I go to jog and eat sea food😂

Now that made LOL for real! 😂

Curse of the black Pearl?

@@hazbojangles2681 More like Curse of the Black Ford Pinto.

That would be such an interesting story!

@@mattneuteboom2763 hahahaha this made me lmao

@Drew Harris Russia

I read this just as the video reached that point lmao

Yes me too, I almost spit out my coffee that line was so good.

I’m gonna use that I’ll be the president / king of Tennessee in a few short months 😂

Also from Hull and I 100% agree with this statement

Well we are a port town lmao 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm guessing the people in Port Royal weren't real big on Bible verses.

You weren't paying attention in primary school. 🙄

@@hkweli naaah I’m serious

@@hkweli teachers don't really care they rather give homework, well....from my experience plus we hardly learned about our own country in history class. Im Jamaican btw

The British bribed Jamaican pirates to join their army, which also eliminated them as a threat. Every problem has a solution. In the 19th century, the tiny nation of Estonia underwent a widespread famine. The government enacted an emergency law which prohibited people from abandoning their farms in search of greener pastures elsewhere. In effect, this law prevented Estonian men from deserting their own women, who were largely immobilized by their femininity. This was an indirect national security measure, as it conditioned military-age Estonian men to refuse to financial rewards in exchange for unraveling the security of their dependents.

But in fairness, people of African descent are not Nordic. With so much gold laying under their feet, no amount of defiance, however oblique, was going to succeed at defending the continent against marauders.

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Why is the last ever pirate city now underwater

@@Kimjongun19841 Says Kim Jong-un

Thanks bro

@@astonished-scout says Dio Brando, why’d you kill Jotaro?!

@Berserking Bishop Are you trying to convince me or others? I agree 👍its kinda my point already all land is conquered land, The indians are still fighting over land with each other in court to this very day...

Not Australia. Our indigenous are the only known people there for 40,000 to 60,000 years, making them up there with African bushmen as the oldest humans in the world.

@@cheshirecat1212 But even the tribes fought over land/resources as did the American Indians. This is not an exclusive thing to colonizing nation.

@@cheshirecat1212 And FYI the African tribes are still fighting each other over land/resources to this very day..

@@ronf8017 nah she didn't get it, don't waste your time

I did not expect that

I did not expect that

I did not expect that

I did not expect that

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores !

No, the name of the cities are in SPANISH all of them our language might sound similar but is not the same. Second , he was Genovese, he talked and wrote Genovese. Italians usually back on those days were pron to use their dialects, even today. The only thing that links Portuguese and Colón was his studies of navigation in Portugal.

Not to mention none of the portraits of him (at least those in this video) were painted in his lifetime. I think there's only one actual painting of him done while he was alive, by an artist in the Caribbean that he knew. I have to say, he didn't look anything like I would have expected.

That's actualy really awesome. They should have kept the name going though!

There's always room for more good stories in your bloodline. Contribute yourself, to your fascinating family storyline. :D

@@danielblack8056 we have a local Morris playing Left winger for both Seattle Sounders FC & National team. Sort of qualifies as a pirate or privateer...

@@bfreeman8786 I love Morris bro

Revitalize the original name for your (future?) son. John is timeless, and Even just makes it that little bit different from the usual modern names. My dad had a name passed down through his family for 800 years (except for a spot of Anglicisation), and it ended when he had 2 daughters. Always thought it rather a pity that I would see the end of that branch of the family.

YEP! EXACTLY! :D My Dad used to say, "Here's two bits... go buy... {whatever he wanted me to get?} So YES IT IS or WAS a REAL THING! It's and "OLD WORLD" Expression! But still sometimes used! I Use it and I've taught my Grand Kids the term and THEY use it! And when people ask them about it THEY can pass on the History! Kind of Neat I think?! :D

A rhinestone.

Yeh .. it ain’t to bad . I like it

wagwan yardie 😆

Wah a gwan, dawg.

Same ting mi did a pree

same here bro

Dwwwg me think a me one

Agreed! :)

Yes that would be amazing.

Here here!! Neeeeed to see thatbone now 🤣🤣

Definitely

The story of self imposed slavery uh sorry “money” people say history is of vital importance to not remake past mistakes. Somebody needs to shed light on the biggest mistake currency.

In Texas, we also had a cheer: "Two bit, four bits, six bits, a dollar! All for the [insert team name here], stand up and holler!"

When I was a kid it was "first pizza at regular price, $5 for each additional". "Pizza" was replaced with "hookers" in school. Apparently, hookers were more expensive in Jamaica in the 1600's! 😂

Two bits, four bits, six bits a peso! All for Zorro stand up and say so!

Lol

1 2 freddy's coming 4 u 3 4 better luck the door

That had me in stitches lol

Now things are ... Harder

It was free real-estate for lewd artists back then, if the Fisherman's wife drawing is anything to go by XD

Classical art: It's just Old Porn

But things were still hard before Pornhub?!

Hence captain Morgan rum?

Lol chubble

And columbus wasn't italian. He was portuguese

@@nunoribeiro7407 No, Columbus was Italian, specifically Genoese. He did ask for the patronage of the Portuguese monarchy, but it was denied.

@@nunoribeiro7407 he was born 31st October 1451 in Genoa, which is the capital of Liguria a region in Italy, he's about as Portuguese as Henry VIII lol

Damn the real jamrock

Jamaican here also

Ya man

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@@Trick_Pony know me never know a so much yaad man watch e man channel hood youth stil

items come up for sale on ebay sometimes, I almost bought a ring, wish I had, the water is very polluted in the bay and that is one reason why there arent a lot of relics; it's dangerous to dive.

Im jamaican and apart of the local myth is that the pirates hid there gold In. Church in the center of town. That was the last straw and GOD got pissed (as he normally does, like seriously what with the big guy constantly loosing his cool). It is said that the church is still intact and all the gold is still there but local scuba divers say that the church became a breeding ground for octopi. So no one can ever get treasure out. Jamaica is beautiful place filled with rich history. I recommend everyone to visit there. Another big part of Jamaican history are mermaids (when I was a child I feel out of a boat and before I lost con I saw something swam to me as I sink. With longvflowing hair and feminine feature. I woke up on a beach about half a mile away from where I was over board. I could of just hallucinated when I was about to lose consciousness and just got washed up unsure but I'm pretty convinced that I was saved by a mermaid.

@@joejones9520 that’s incredible! I just posted a comment about the fact that there absolutely should be an enormous amount of booty down there. And something is keeping it from being found, excavated, etc. cannot imagine the value in today’s world.

@@jackdurden466 if you go to ebay and search "port royal pirate" it takes you to some listing of artifacts from there, some rings and few other things. They look real, seems to be a reputable seller. It seems dumb to pay a hundred bucks for an old ugly ring but then if you imagine that maybe Blackbeard was near that ring at one time, maybe touched it, maybe originally stole it, it becomes enticing.

@@joejones9520 they could have nabbed that ring from an antique shop though, no knowing it really came from the port

Ahh!! It was YOU! The Jersey Devil killed the Pirates!

Nice 👏

I chuckled

Heh, alright I enjoyed this one.

I don’t get it.

Good one👍I'm gonna steal it..😎

Me too 😊

In this universe cities aren't alive... That being said can I go back with you?

@@A_Stereotypical_Guy You know what I meant. And also, yes you can

If they do it has to be regional. I've never heard it in Texas.

Nah, he's a cringy bastard, but his videos are interesting so I watch.

@@GreggyAck I always get a weird vibe when I see his vids post, and generally don’t really like him, but the dude is hilarious no doubt. And after a few minutes of listening I’m in.

@@GreggyAck im here for the moustache no homo

Lmao I caught it too

I saw a commercial dressed as a pirate at a Medieval Fair once. He ran out of material & started doing a Jack Sparrow impersonation, then suddenly said "No, I can't be Jack Sparrow... That would be piracy."

My present day parrot: "SQUACK! Get the money. Dollah Dollah Bill, Y'all" The translation may have changed, but the message remains the same

😭😭

@Odd haven He included bird, so he must have meant parroted. But Pirated would have been better.

Har har har

Stds will count

😂

Good been watching black sails lol its like he knew 🤣

I do know that the drastic drop and utter demise of the number of pirates is directly linked to climate change. One can see that as the number of pirates drop the planet warms. The faster the drop the faster the rate of warming.

I feel like he just picks a category and goes from there till he has no more to do for that topic

He's a true pastafarian believer. Pirates are the world's savior.

Yes pls

Only the real fans still remember RIFs

Mans dissing my city what a bellend

Hilarious lmao🤣

I was looking for this comment lol if you know you know

Jamaican here I support manchester united and hull city fc too 🇯🇲🇯🇲

U gay

Look who was right

@Josef Mengele what does that mean

@@xtcchewy2483 Means u gay

@@Cos_Why_Not no u

You noticed that too?

Was looking for this comment, i had to do a double take