“It’s not autistic.... it’s I KISSED A GIRL...and I liked it.” “But you can understand the confusion” I miss this brilliant show

I think this is a rare instance of a video managing to both age _poorly_ and _perfectly_ at the same time.

Watching this in 2020 hit different

That whole "Dan has been horribly murdered" thing makes me wish I had friends who'd all seamlessly go along with an improvised bit.

The difference between Police Academy and real world cops is that in Police Academy there's not that big of a power dynamic and the cops were intergrated into the community.

I love how Dan's murder started as just the hypothetical to get the conversation going and it just kept getting more and more specific. He was dismembered, possibly multiple limbs but at the very least he was decapitated. It's believed to be the work of a serial killer, and his headless body was found in a dumpster.

Ok guys, i think i found the best police ever depicted in movies: Vegan Police from Scott Pilgrim 16 Seconds reaction time, they know exactly when you committed a chrime and why.

I guess they didn't watch Hot Fuzz, the only other movie I can think of with an objectively good, successful police force that improves in quality from an already competent level without killing one criminal. Here is my evidence, feedback is welcome: 1. Simon Pegg's character Nicholas Angel is diligent, hard working, loyal to a fault, by the book and trained for years to be as effective as possible upholding the law within legal boundaries. While intense and arguably over-eager in response time and methods, he ALWAYS gets the job done without collateral damage to lives and little damage to property. Whenever something doesn't feel up to regulations or enough isn't being done, he is the first to speak against it and demand respect for law and order. 2. Before being promoted to Sargeant, Angel had already amassed a record arrest average in the Metropolitan police, literally the poster boy most fantasize about. That's why they sent him to Sanford, he was making the rest "look bad". In reality, such an individual would increase local trust in the police and inspire others to follow his example. Granted, he's not the best at teamwork but learns those values later. Even before that, he contributed greatly to stopping a drug ring, for which he received a medal. 3. He never disobeys his superiors, although he does disagree with them at points, and never endangers innocents. Even when taking it upon himself to bring down the corruption in the final act, he does so because he knows with certainty that everyone present (apart from the few judges who show up in one scene and are never shown getting hurt) is in on the conspiracy. He knows that the Metropolitan police wouldn't believe him and that the Neighborhood Watch would continue their crimes until they were stopped. Any officer who cared about human life, the very thing the law exists to protect, would have done the same for the greater good. And let's not pretend like laws have never been temporarily revoked or amended in real life under deserving circumstances. 4. While Hot Fuzz does fit the "buddy cop" genre, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost never go renegade to the point where they cause harm to fellow officers or unnecessarily break laws. Them taking action was necessary to stop the corruption before more people died, which they definitely would have otherwise. Not only do the two expose the truth to the previously fooled Sanford police and convince them to help, they do so as a well managed team following operative protocols and training. 5. Most importantly, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and company are shown DOING THEIR PAPERWORK for every criminal they apprehend. Police who reviewed the film commented themselves that this is almost never depicted and that they appreciated the attention to detail. Overall, the police in Hot Fuzz are ideal and effective far more so than in most movies or even real life.

I'm not sure, but I think Katie's delivery of the the 'sitting in convertibles licking jelly out of each others mouths' is one of the funniest moments of all After Hours.

Sitting in their convertibles, lickin jelly out of each other's mouths. This show was amazing.

I like coming back and rewatching these older episodes. This show is easily re-watchable.

So... Cracked predicted defund the police? This sketch has aged like a fine wine omg

I love how After Hours is the only show that doesn't rely on clickbait in the title

I can't tell if this video has "aged well" or not.

katie said acab

Brooklyn 99, they're just slightly better than standard cops who are cool guys.

They offed Dan?! But I love Dan.... WE MUST AVENGE HIM!

surprised Hot Fuzz wasn't mentioned.

Watching this in 2020 and Katies being ACAB already is honestly inspiring

Lol at Daniel's reactions every time someone mentions his murder.

RIP Daniel, though your brutal murder was inevitable, considering all the fondly remembered movies you've ruined.

Police Academy. They always win, there are never any casualties, and they are entertaining while they work.

"They forget to check if there's a bomb sewn inside one of the inmates." I mean...is that on the checklist? Frisk for weapons, take their belts away, *maybe* a cavity search, and check to see if their bellies are full of TNT?

almost a decade later and I still miss this show.

There is one obvious and correct answer. LAST ACTION HERO! Every single cop in that precinct is part of a buddy cop duo, which obviously means that every single case gets solved. Bonus advantage of that precinct is the money saving. It's very likely that every cop in that movie gets killed a week before retirement, which means that there are no retirement costs.

This aged like fine wine

Brooklyn Nine Nine or the Santa Barbara Police Department. From Psych.

This episode aged interestingly.

What about The Fugitive? Everyone in that movie openly admits the only reason they don't catch Kimble is because he's a freaking genius. And granted they're chasing the wrong guy the whole time, there was no evidence for the one-armed man. So unless the criminals leave absolutely no evidence behind, these guys are gonna be on top, with Tommy Lee Jones leading the way. And I mean, the Janitor in uniform is just too great to pass up. Also, when did Dan get his hair back?

4:02 man stirs invisible pot

"When you heard the sirens did you notice were there lights on, or was he just opening his mouth?" "I forgot to check completely" "That's the first thing I check!" 2019 and I still can't even 😂😂😂

sorens beginning argument has not aged well

8:36 Soren: "Who wrote this f* script?!" 0:19 'Written by Soren Bowie'

this aged like fine wine ACAB

The empathy of Daniel tho and his opening response "Oooohohobo I don't like this" perfect. It went from unnecessary and surprising to a surmised "brutal" on to a simple "justified" Seriously- im weak

Good movie, Katie. Police Academy got you the point. Daniel: 18 Soren: 13 Katie: 15 Michael: 18

FINALLY! After hours is why I subscribed to Cracked. We need more!

Finally I love your after hours videos they're the reason why I subscribed.

what about the cops from the first Avengers movie? They've got a great response time, and actually get shit done. I mean, they actually listen to Cap and work with the Avengers instead of getting in their way.

Katie be living in 2020!

Hot Fuzz. Case closed!

"severed heads can't talk" - _Swaimy, 2016_

Watching this in 2020 hits different ACAB

MARTHA? WHY DID YOU SAY MARTHA!?

well,,, let's just say it ain't just movie cops anymore

Police department from Monty python and the holy grail?

this is a great episode in 2020

As I was typing "Two words: Police Academy", Katie said Police Academy. Damn it, just when I think I've got the scoop on them, they think of the thing I think of.

Growing up watching cracked I thought I was Michael now I realize I’ve been Daniel all along

Dan adding the cost of the toast may be the most amazing thing he has ever done, including being thrilled at Soren coughing up feathers.

I want the police force from Zootopia tbh

this aged like milky wine lmao @C@B

I laugh so hard when Soren accused Katie of killing Dan, and then Dan's reaction.

You forgtot HOT FUZZ!!!

I want the law and order team on my case

Judy Hopps, thats the cop I'd want to lead the investigation of my murder.

It's a TV show, not a movie, but surely you'd want the Brooklyn 99? Always get the job done.

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are the ideal choice aren't they?

It's simple... Hot fuzz. Case closed

Man, I miss these guys...

Even though DOB doesn't have a lot of lines in this one, it still has some of my favorite Dan moments ever. "OOOOH, I don't like this."

minority report

This is when Katie fits most into the Raphael role

Am I the only one that's absolutely in love with that redhead in the background?

How about the Judges from Judge Dredd? They got future tech, psychic cops, and they ARE the Law.

Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs - goo.gl/JW7c5g If you really want to get the job done, forget the Gotham PD clown show. Call the Police Academy. Watch the whole damn thing right here! #itsavideomfers #AfterHours

The Police department from Sherlock Holmes. If I'm lucky I'll get Sherlock.

Minority Report :O ... doe's that mean that he'd still be alive?

Yay, new episode at the exact right moment. Under 301 club unite!

Dan is just getting hotter and hotter IMO and sorin still just as hot as before lol also I would cost Paul blart to solve my murder just sayin

katie is ancom confirmed

Rewatching these just 5 years later, I have to say so many of these hit so much different today.

Murdoch Mysteries. Clever deductions, impeccably well-dressed and polite policemen, crimes solved in all but 40 minutes (usually).

Cracked was woke before woke WAS woke

Up there with one of my favorite channels. Great quality every time.

Beverly hills cop, that's who'd investigate mine

Waited for this all month. Thank you.

That redhead in the background is quite distracting.

"Sittin' in their convertibles, lickin' jelly out of each other's mouths" God, I love that line, and Katie's perfect delivery thereof.

I miss them so much! Please come back!

yasss! Still waiting for "Why the After Hours Universe is Secretly Terrifying" tho

most of the cops in robocop seem to do their job the best they can under the cirectistances

This aged well

hearing Abe in the outtakes say “Soren script.” 😌

Anyone else get distracted by the redhead in the background?

No mention of robocop?

I love you guys, been watching all of these.

Yeaaaaah... Watching this in 2020 hits different

There's still no explanation of the cliche of why cops love donuts.

I'd choose dredd

I know its not a movie but how about the department from psych, assuming they hire Shawn spencer

The two people in the background are the best part . I kept waiting for something to happen.

Any Movie? Not sure. Any TV show? Law & Order hands down.

Zootopia PD because there is a 05% chance I would get Hoppes and Wilde

This is my favorite show on the internet.

I mean, if I'm getting murdered in LA, then I want Lt. Colombo. So long as I'm a middle-aged white guy in the upper-middle class or higher, it is guaranteed that the case will be assigned to him. Last Action Hero would also be a decent choice, but that is kinda cheating, as it is already meta. Now if only there was a film version of Law & Order. Those guys are crazy thorough.

You guys need to post more After Hours.

I just watched every After Hours ever made. Now I don't know what I should do with my life :D

1:26 I love Soran's reaction here. It's like, whatever. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

Ah, Katie. She may not be able to travel back in time without being seen as a witch, but she sure knows how to predict the future like one.