Grammatically Incorrect Script (Someone Requested this) So it's night two and an Advertizement for FuntimeSoda blares throught the vents I mash to see whats moving in and I try to play a sound to distract the beast. He's right at the entrance I turn to deter him with my light. Hearing nothing I franitacally recheck my scanner and BAM failure. Sound Familiar? Cause this scenario happened with everyone from DAgames to Matpat and even Markiplier the community named king of FNAF, and possibly even you ended up in this situation, but one common thread is that none of these players called this scenario unfair. WHY? (FNAF stands for Five night) To find our answer on why no one complains about that moment being unfair we should analyze this game's systems in its three phases from day one to the moment in day two and judge off of that. The first phase of each day is the Pizzarea phase in which, you buy different items to increase the amount of money you earn at the end of each day. With items that net you more cash having a higher chance of getting you sued or having an animatronic hiding inside. (show springduck image) On top of this you can play mini games and get sponsors to net you more cash. Most player on their first day will spend all their money and won't buy anything risky, becuase they don't quite yet know how the game works. After this comes the defense phase which is where you spend most of the game. In this phase you have too keep yourself from getting killed by these friendly faces (show all four anim) while completing work tasks from your computer. To keep the beasts away you can scan for their movement and play a sound that lures them towards a location, but what you have to note is that you can either scan for the animitronics OR do your work tasks not both at once. Finnaly you can point your light down either vent to keep an animitronic from entering, but you can't also finish your work tasks while doing so. Only when all your tasks are completed the phase ends. On the first day since the player probably didn't buy anything too risky there should be no animitronics in the vents, but they will learn that you can increase the speed of the work tasks for a hefty price. Along with the information that sponsors play 5 second unavoidable ads on your computer. After day one's practice round comes the Final phase of the day the salvage phase. Where you can delibrately allow a murderous animatronic to enter your establishment for payment that can be used to defend against it. Most people accept the first salvage if not out of curiosity than becuase the feeling that you know the beasts will find a way in regardless. On day two the player probably gets more riskly knowing they need money to help defend against Mr. Molten Freddy here. Even buying a second sponsor. In the next phase they check molten Freddy's location seeing he is far away from your computer. With their money strategically saved the player buys every upgrade possible and feels prideful for strategizing how to have work go three times as quickly. After testing the new toys the player checks the beast's location again and... It's nearly here a small shock to the prideful player. They quickly go to play a sound and try deter the beast with the light but, an ad for FuntimeSoda covers your screen. Immediately resorting to plan B the player defends with their light to see. Thay can't. They can't move during an ad! Something they should have realized day one but were to mesmerized with what was going on. It hits them that they just bought two of something they didn't fully analyize. And both plan A. The sound and plan B. The light have failed they have no plan, are guilted for their pride, and have about 2 seconds of advertizement to think of something. This game has caused the player to be confident and prideful to frantic and terrified in less than 30 seconds of gameplay. The player doesn't know what to do maybe they try to use they light on the left vent for a few seconds but in a state of anxiety they may even think the foe may be at the right vent by now or somewhere else unkown. the broken player frantically searches for any sign of the enemy and BAM there he is. This doesn't feel unfair becuase every action from not knowing what ads do, not understanding the mechanics, working when you should have scanned, and even letting Molten Freddy there in the first place was of your own free will. Starting with one mistake that snowballed into a feeling of terror. This wasn't a random jumpscare it WAS YOUR FAULT. On the next playthrough of the day the player is much more cautious and even if they get through day 2 they have to pay for lawsuits making them take more risks so they don't lose. It creates this cycle of fear till the final showdown on the last day when you can finnaly end the consequences of your mistakes. And this is why I think Freddy Fazbears Pizza Simulator WORKS and before I go I just wanted to inform you that I made a second FNAF video where I explain why this game and the original are the most terrifying in the seiries. If you've already seen that then consider clicking my logo here to subscribe to my channel to be notified of my analysis of Undertale, Cuphead, and Bendy and the ink machine on my quest to finnaly answer the question of WHY they are so popular along with that coming up I post other gaming content like this. Regardless of your choice have a wonderful day and I'll catch you all next time!

"Won't buy anything risky" Mark: LEFTY'S FIVE DOLLARS?

*You can't look away from the screen while an ad plays* Literally why and how.

His voice is slowly becoming MatPat, and that’s how you know his theories are getting real

“There should be no animatronics in your vent” me who got molten Freddy in first night because I bought paper pals: this is fine

Honestly, with all that money, I would just fix the giant hole the vents have. Just to be clear, after reading the replies, a lot of people are saying the air wouldn't be able to get through. I'm sorry to the people who have had to explain to them but I'm gonna put it her so no one else will have to ask this... *I mean put a vent cover over the holes, they come built in with gaps to let the air flow through*

Markiplier died because he didn’t check the vents, he just frantically kept doing tasks while the game told him something was on the loose in his restaurant

Ever since the game's release, I have one question about this game. Why the hell are the vent covers missing/broken?? Even though the guard is aware of killer animatronics coming through said vents, they won't buy new vent covers

" Why *you* died on night 2. " Me who threw out all the animatronics because I'm a baby: *hm* *yes* *good* *strategies*

Lesson: always activate the adblocker.

“Most players spend all of their money and don’t get anything risky” Bold of you to assume I didn’t immediately buy every risky thing I could

Wow, this is a really interesting insight into how this game fairly puts the player in terrifying (or purely awkward mechanical) positions. One of the best in the series imo

Using the motion detector and checking the right/left vent (depends on where freddy goes.) is simply like fnaf 2, once you shine the light on where freddy goes it flickers, meaning freddy has gone away making a beep noise on the motion detector.

X2 speed is ben shapiro arguing with someone about how hard night 2 was

It's pretty genius to create a system that inadvertantly allows players to create their own difficulty without even realizing it.

"Failure. Sound familiar?" Me: Yes, yes it does.

So the key for winning is just: hearing in which vent the animatronic is and looking at that vent for 6 seconds, avoiding buying the adds, and not keeping your vent noise too much.

I played through to night 5 in this game barely dying, before I realized I was wearing my headphones backwards. No clue how I survived for so long looking down the wrong vent.

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO WATCH AN AD IN YOUR OWN RESTAURANT THE AD IS INTENDED FOR THE CUSTOMERS NOT THE BOSS

This game is honestly harder than previous fnaf games in my opinion. Not only you focusing hearing and make risky moves, the jumpscares are unpredictable and more effective cause there isn't a sign where you know your dead.

It was absolutely terrifying having to stay on the task list, resisting the urge to check the motion detector (that didn’t always work)

In short “No one complained, now let me tell you why they didn’t complain.”

The video: why you died on Night 2 Everybody who toss the shit out of Molten Freddy back out the alley: *Interesting*

The problem isn't that it's unfair, but that it's a complete accident that cannot be undone Accidentally get 3 animatronics in at day 2 and basically softlock the game due to the inability to deal with them properly

My strategy for when they get close is to just turn everything off then wait awhile then once I'm sure they've left I'd turn everything back on, they should have sound cues to let you know when they're near or when they leave, doing all this may be time consuming but trust me it's better than dying.

I’m so bad at FNaF, I get jumped scared before my shift even begins

I tested this theory with my friend, and I learned something. Shining your light down the vents on Day 2, triggers Molten Freddy to attack, so, we just didnt turn our head from the screen on Day 2, simply did all the tasks as soon as possible, and logged off. We didnt die once, and yes, Molten Freddy was in the building.

"won't buy anything risky" Blacklisted ending goes BRRRRRR

Dude this guy does SUCH a good intro and SUCH good explanations, keep it up

You sound like matpat. A sad matpat. :(

To put it simply, the reason the situation most players come across in Night 2 doesn't feel unfair is because that situation embodies what made FNAF so terrifying in it's hayday: Your death was the result of mistakes that you didn't even know were mistakes.

Jokes on you, I was too scared to take any risks in Pizzeria Simulator.

3:17 "Throw it back into the ally" Shii, I mean 😏

I didn't die on night two. I yeeted Molten Freddy back out into the alley.

The virgin letting the salvages in and dying Vs the Chad yeeting them back to the street Vs the Thad not even playing the game

Really well done with this video, adding a lot of meaning and insight into the workings of this type of game

i feel like I was the only one who knew the ads were a trap, like that's ALOT of money for nothing. it was a "baited trap" obviously.

The Title: Why YOU, MatPat, and Markiplier all died at Night 2 Me who hasnt played the game: **Confused screaming*

"The player is more careful in the next day, knowing Molten Freddy is here." Meanwhile Markiplier: *Does his tasks like day one, thinking there is nobody and gets jumpscared*

5:13 “less than 30 seconds”, proceeds to show >30 seconds

2:39 “there shouldn’t be any animatronics.” me who got jumpscared twice 😐

" just face the facts, you were always destined for failure" -withered bonnie

Me who tossed them all back into the alleyway: hmm Interesting

Pizzeria simulator is the only fnaf game where the jump scares made my heart dropped every time I play it

Quite honestly the best thing to do is play a sound close to one of the entrances and keep your flash light down that vent although it no longer works when you get an anamotronic that uses the other side but for like the first 2 or 3 nights the strategy works when you want to start doing a task just play the sound on the same side but further away but keep your flash down that vent

I have lefty on my stage but it keeps jumping me. And I'm just like: SO LEFTY CASUALLY WALKS OFF STAGE DURING THE DAY AND COMES TO KILL ME? XD

Why Did They Not Download Ad Blocker?

Molten Freddy: Haha Thank You For Inviting Me I Will Sure Not To Disappoint>:D

This is a weird compliment but the slight southern draw adds so much to this video

"You look in the vent, you know he's coming" "Shia labeouf"

When I saw molten Freddy in the salvage game, I went, “nope”, and tossed him into the trash.

0:25 "Failure. Sound Familiar? Because this scenario happened to everyone including DA Games, MatPat, even Markiplier." sheesh that rhymes

It's funny because the ads are so easy to deal with now, and even to bait out

You sound like depressed matpat that says risky weird. I can tell your nervous, so just keep going! The video is great!

Jokes on you... I'VE NEVER EVEN PLAYED THIS GAME

Oh heck, I love seeing games analysed like this

the greed for money and the pride of your actions ending in a animatronic inside, its almost a paralel to how scott desire of keeping the franchise ended up in a morbillion animatronics in the franchise

Jokes on you! I already died in Night 1

"It was your fault" Me who hasn't played a FNAF game past 4 : *sad noise*

"Failure. Sound familiar?" Yeah

Me on night 4-5 trying to keep myself from going insane:

Etra Games: You died on night two Me: but, I didn’t actually die even though I took the ad and animatronic. Etra Games: Actually, quantum mechanics forbids this.

I really want a version of this game without night shifts

the jumpscare literally got me twice in this video while i knew it was coming bro

I actually beat it the first time, but died the second time.

I’ve found a way to beat Night 2: *Turn off the game*

"The defense phase is where you spend most of the game" Not if you're playing midnight motorist for 3 hours

Why you, matpat and markiplier all died day 2 Ethgoesboom foxy:hold my pirate cove

Before I even think of reopening a fnaf game that I haven't touched in years, I search up strategies form most popular to some uncommon ones, I then weed out the best one and use that for each separate night on each separate game.

Player: purchases ads Molten Freddy: *IT WAS YOUR FAULT*

Ha I never died. I threw all the animatronics away.

"Failure, sounds familliar?"... I'm so sorry for breathing I will un-oxygen immediately!!

Imagine if molten Freddy was behind you the whole time while he’s watching you looking left to right to the computer.

When I work, I make sure 2 very unnecessarily large vents are open so anyone, even me (not the lightest of guys) can crawl through there. And I make sure I have just enough power and RAM on my PC to do 1 basic thing. And man those adds are so interesting I dont even care about the deadly animatronic in those vents that wants me dead! I have to wach this add! And I am to poor to buy a propper light bulb so Ill stick with a cheap and weak flashlight. Thats what I do when I work.

How to easily complete the game: Step 1: No S T O N K S ! ! Done.

Me explaining the main character that he can just look away from the computer while a task is doing without pausing task progress or while an add plays:

Scott: You fell for the oldest trick in the book

When he said “the jumpscares are your fault for once” I was confused because almost every jumpscare is your fault. In fnaf 1 when YOU don’t shut the doors in time they jam. When YOU use up the power it goes out. When YOU don’t stop an animatronic in time in fnaf 2, they come in your office and a lot of times jumpscare you. Basically what I’m trying to say is that there pretty much are no “random jumpscares”

1:34 "Most players on their first day will spend all their money, but won't buy anything risky." Markiplier: I Am Thanos

Didn't buy any adverts, still died a lot. Springtrap got into the building, took me quite some time to realize there were 2 animatronics instead of just one.

Fnaf 6 in a nutshell: The player doesnt know what to do

Plan A: Doesn't works Plan B: Doesn't works Me: I have plan C! Plan C: Quit the game

“Failure” “Sound familiar?” Yep

Why YOU, Matpat, and Markiplier all died day 2! FNAF 6 Me who never played FNAF 6: Hmm interesting

Also, despite the fact that i dislike your voice, your writing in this video is extraoridnary! FNAF 6 will always be my favorite, and dare i say, the best.

ummm im sorry but i never got jumpscared in night 2. why? cause i couldn't even pass night 1. rip.

THANK you for not making a cheap as hell jumpscare joke. the jumpscare was there, but it mattered. it wasn't a "today we're gonna talk about why *BOOM SUDDENLY FREDDY APPEARS WITH SCREECHING FOR NO FREAKING REASON* HAHA GOT YOU!".

me for some reason: doesn't die on day 2 me the very next day: eh, having a liability level of 12 with Afton loose in the building should be fiiiiiiiine! **immediately after i start day 3** Afton and the others: how bout we race to see who can jumpscare this security person first!

Haven’t seen this guy for like a year.

"You have to prevent yourself from getting killed by these *friendly faces* " I agree.

We can all agree Fiztime is the true villain

My biggest flex is that I didn't notice the sponsors so I didn't die in night 2

I survived all nights on my first playthrough by skipping all animatronic scrap check up thingies and without buying any discount items

Etra games: You died on night 2. *Me who still trying to past night 1*

Everybody is saying bad stuff about your voice, but it’s actually really good! You say stuff slowly, but quick enough. It’s really good for these types of videos.

For the first 20 seconds i was so sure you were Matpat

The guy sounds like the calmer version of Matpat

Fortunately, I haven't died at all during my first whole run through the game and that because 1. I played really carefully all the time and 2. I feared to get the sponsorship because I wanted to make money by myself. Now looking back at it, seems like I made the wise decisions.

Here's what I do: Go through my tasks and when MF (molten Freddy) is right on my ass, I shine my light until he moves away then play a sound But the 3rd night if u go with afton it gets really bad ;-;

5:37 If you look closely, As Etra Games was looking at the left vent then was turning to the computer, Molten Freddy made a incredibly fast move, while Etra was turning to the computer. That explains how he was already at your face before you know it