bro you fake as freak real ones watch in .25 cuz thats how my main man b seeing time and shit

real flash will download to the video and edit the video to go in 5x speed

I’m on the case

I watched it in flash speed, wym?

AHAHSHS LOVE U

Aww that could have so good.

@@GabrielMichaelDels I know, right!? A woefully missed opportunity.

Could've taken it a "step" futher by making it seem like the flash heard him talk about the pizza before he opened the door and in that split second had ran and gotten said pizza

@@Fuzefromr6 And the last panel reveals Flash having eaten the whole thing, with the last slice in one hand and the empty, open box in the other.

@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement lmao yeah like you said it was a woafully missed opportunity

I knew he looked off

Its definitely the eyes. Its giving me the same vibes of that serial killer version of batman in all white.

@@RayTheomo especially in the cover he looks like he lost it

I'm glad other people were weirded out by his design here. He does genuinely look kinda creepy.

Barrys LenseLess mask that shows his human eyes vs Wally's manic lense

Nothing is worse than having your time wasted. The Army knows that for damn sure.

Like that dude (maybe goblin??) who transformed into a dinosaur and spiderman said "you could cure cancer!" And his only response was fuckin "I don't wanna cure cancer, I wanna be a dinosaur!" You gotta be a different kind of nuts to be able to withstand the heroes that actually talk to you

@@bbittercoffee His name Is Sauron and indeed he's insane

Villains are self absorbed narcissists who absolutely hate being told to be accountable for their actions, because that would involve them questioning their worldview, a disaster for a narcissist.

A loss is a loss, but you get up, shake off the dust, and try again next time. It’s not personal. But that pep talk can make you feel like a real piece of shit.

I’m pretty sure this was Barry

@@cubehead8046this is Wally. The comic is literally called “a celebration of Wally West”. Wally is the permanent Flash for the time being since Barry left for space.

@@SmugNoot when did Barry leave to space

​@@cubehead8046its after crisis on infinite earths where he is dragged into the speed force and stays there for well over 20 real life years before being brought back in 2009. In the mean time Wally was the Flash, then Bart Allen his grandson whom was then beaten to death forcing Wally out of retirement and starting the events that later brought Barry back.

@@SWAHswah-tm7sn wait but wasn’t he in the marvel universe after crisis

Imagine trying to rob a bank and suddenly you are trapped in the middle of the Sahara with no water. Condiment King was lucky because at least he can eat his ammo, but an average Joe it’s a death trap.

Are you really implying he could drink salty ass mustard as a substitute for water if left alone in the desert for 6 months?

@@TheNewRobotMaster Honestly I would eat part of my leg if it meant I'd survive.

​@@luckybutunlucky8937 Here's a small PSA: Eating a limb is not a good idea if you're starving in a survival situation. The energy your body consumes trying to recover from the physical trauma of losing that limb is much more than the energy that eating the limb actually gives you. Another thing, if you were to cut a big artery, high chance you'll just bleed out before you can even eat your limb. Plus, your body is already cannibalizing itself in the most efficient way it can. Ever seen the bodies of people who have been starved of food for an extended period of time? Ever seen how skinny they are? Where did all their fat and muscles go? That's right, straight into their metabolism. Leave your arm alone, your body will do the self-cannibalizing for you.

@@perhapsclem872 Fine I'll just bring you and your long winded answer along to chew on.

And he still hasnt gotten his own solo comic like harley quinn 😔

I actually didn't know this, and thought he was another Silver Age Batman villain because he's absolutely more valid and useful than the Ten Eyed Man.

Not just any joke, but the result of the Joker brainwashing a guy he didn't like into being an intentionally lame villain.

'Oh no, it worked!' ~ Dr. Robotnik (every time he thinks he actually killed Sonic)

King Shark: "Firefly, Killer Moth, Maxie Zeus. Never heard of any of these tools." Basically my sentiments as to who the heck is this guy. xD

Thats not even joker in character its shit writing joker wouldnt fight up front either its just like how they nerf flash in justice league they nerfed joker for a quick story this the problem with comics they cant keep consistent characters unbalanced mess and they make characters dumb or slow just out of lazy writing this could've been better joker know flash is too powerful so he uses his brian and it becomes a fun game of mind vs power but writers again pushing down a character just to make a character look better

@@all9472 You have no idea what you are talking about, kid. It absolutely was in character, and I suspect your entire understanding of comics exists from a standpoint several times removed from the Crisis.

Or the IRS

No one would try to fuck around with someone that can literally undo everything they've ever done in a few seconds

​@@willchurch8376i Mean he's not wrong jokeris supposed to be some sort of insane super genius master manipulater Not juat some annoying fukin clow whith no common sence lol

He was doing that Wile E. Coyote shit of waiting until they noticed before he actually did anything

They look depressed after knowing that Flash is there

Well their game is now ruined because flash is there to return the money and take them in.

@@codysonic1 Would be funny if Flash only took the one that actually messed with him while the other villains could continue their game night. I mean, they did learn their lesson to not mess with his city

​@@Thanos_mad_titan the thing is flash probably would have asked the others if he could join after the one who messed with him got locked up after all he knows they haven't done anything yet

I mean, you're not wrong.

Yeah I would take on IRS rather than having "I'm disappointed in you" talk with the flash - Joker probably

And that one time when Flash teamed up with my grandma... ouch!

Personal I would cry hearing that

that time Wally bitched Eobard into running back to his original time period and stole Inertias speed turning him into a motionless statue was really cold. You know you fucked up when the one Flash known for pulling a talk no Jutsu on his foes deems you as irredeemable

It's all fun and games till it's the Future Flash

Realistically portray is really just how strong or weak they want said character to be,

Ever since I understood the Flash I’ve come to see him the way a lot of people try to portray Batman. He’s truly sympathetic and caring and he understands that many of his villains are capable of and willing to do good, such as captain cold who has a strict “no innocent bystanders“ policy (I know this one bounces between any innocent people and children) or the guy he had a drink with in the justice league show (cannot for the life of me remember who it is right now). He also tries to see things from his villains side and even offers compromises if there is room. He truly wants to see his rogues turn over a new leaf, and that is his biggest weakness, he can be too forgiving. I’m only disappointed that he took all of them in and didn’t just take the guy that robbed the Flash museum, cause that’s something he 100% would’ve done if none of the other villains did anything criminal in Central City

​@@obesus787The guy was tht Trickester.

Yet he didn't brought pizza.

@@RicardoSantos-oz3ujIt would’ve been hilarious if, after he shows up, they’re left in their cells chewing slices 😂

He ate the pizza

"What about Central City?" "Ohh, they're talking about me!"

"Ah, Sweet Memories".

I feel like that has been said a few times actually

You get paid to live in Gotham

Unfortunately the opossite may be true. A lot of criminals use apartments and houses as a way to launder money. The more criminal, specially high profile criminals, you have the more money laundering goes. And the best way to keep people from knowing about your schemes is to ask for astronomical rents. To put it simply. Gotham is like New York city. Only less corrupt.

Gotham is a heavy port/industry city. Very blue collar, compared to the city across the bay, the white collar Metropolis. No, really, they're across the bay from each other.

@@Supperdude9Really? I hear it’s that way in the movies, not sure if the comics say the same.

Yeah they’re not really insane (some of them are in some stories) they just really are the only ones equipped to do at least 1 point of damage to the flash and have more balls than these other guys (Condiment King is actually the GOAT though)

It was on Wally's behalf. Barry was dead when they avenged Bart.

oh no, bullets go from slightly below the speed of sound to... slightly more below the speed of sound? best, 200km/h speed change. oh no, his shoes got hurt? it's not like he experiences infinite energies constantly (to go ftl you need infinite energy, to time travel you need to go ftl)

@@cewla3348 That's not how Cold's gun works. It doesn't "slow down" bullets, they stop mid air in the absolute zero field.

That and they only want to do one thing. Steal stuff. That’s it. But they have standards.

Yeah, too much unwanted attention.

And then there's Eobard Thawne

​@@theirishviking9278it was me Barry...

One time a villain kill Bart Allen and he get fate worse than death. Being slowed down to looks like doesn't move at all and need years to even blink. But the mind are kept intact and run real time.

@@ReigoVassal oh yeah they stuck him in the flash museum

Lmao!!! "Relax Flash, it's just Mordru"

I remember when Wally and Bart jumped Superboy prime in infinite crisis and gave him an allergy to speedforce energy lmao

I love how the experience traumatized Mordru 😂

@@amuroray9115 wouldn't you be. Being chased through time and space to the end of the universe for a lollipop. I van image how scared he was now knowing their was someone who could potentially catch him anywhere or when.😂😂

@@tomioluwa1284 I freaking love how the Flash always knew where he was no matter which dimension he ran to lol

@@amuroray9115 @amuroray9115 actually no barry didn't know where he'd pop up cuz he's not omniscient What actually happened was that barry would randomly speed through every dimension in the multiverse until he found the one mordru was in then rinse and repeat the same process over and over across dimensions and would do it so fast he would actually get there as fast as mordru Damn imagine u running around ur neighbour hood and the person chasing u gets there before u, then u ask him if he knew where u where going and he says nope and refuses to elaborate I'd be FUCKING SCARED

This reminds me of the time Power man beat up Dr. Doom because doom owned him $200.00

It also serves a useful purpose for Flash himself. If something really serious is going down, he's on good enough terms with his usual villains that like, he knows the bar they hang out at, he can walk up and talk to them because they know he only tries to stop them when they're committing actual crimes, and he knows that, for all that they're people who are willing to do crimes for money, they also aren't complete monsters. Heck, sometimes if people get too out of line, Flash doesn't even have to stop them. The Rogues will do it first. It's a very strange relationship, and one that only really works because the Flash is *so* much more powerful than most of his villains, but certainly an interesting one.

@@thaddeusgenhelm8979 yah I think it was the top and mirror master, one was breaking rules so captain cold froze him solid, and the other was doing and selling drugs so cold beat the living hell out of him, and if you break the rules you better pray cold is coming to teach you a lesson and he won’t send mick to do it, these would probably be things any other hero would have to deal with on their own but flashes villains do it for him, not to mention flash and substance from JLU just a great representation of how his villains operate

@@thaddeusgenhelm8979 Like Wally literally got invited to a rogue party once. Sure it was Trickster having fun but he still showed up and everyone had a good time.

@@Maswartz226 Probably one of the only hero/villain relationships where someone could say like "It's just business" and... Mean it. Barely anyone seems to take anything personally when it comes to their game of cops and robbers.

Imagine escaping Arkham only to find yourself inside every time you try. Eventually even Joker would get the message.

@@RicardoSantos-oz3uj *opens front door of Arkham, walks through* *first step is into a jail cell* Legit horror shit if shown right

That's Wally, not Barry.

how hard is it to spell rogue correctky, jesus lord

@@The_Aleph_Null how hard is it to spell correctly correctly

@@pedro64 pretty hard

Wouldn't Planck Heat wipe out the solar system?

​@@concept5631 yeah but I handled it

Nothing to the men, everything to the women.

​@@inkchariot6147or children

@@IsaiahINRI or hawaiians

"And not just the men, but the women, and the ch-"

​@@randomdeinternet3582or elderly

I mean Mordru would have ruined that kids day and made her cry. Flash cannot have that in his city.

He could have easily bought her a new one, but it was about the principle to not let Mordru get away with stealing it.

Instilling the idea that the guy who thinks he can get away with anything actually can't was probably such a foreign concept that it broke Mordru

Flash with that "Every breath you take" stalker vibes running after Mordru😂😂

He have close encounters with thawne he know one or two things bout being petty.

Si dc es el lugar en donde todos son mejores amigos Mientras marvel es el lugar en donde todos intentan matarse

On Marvel Side there's a pub(forgot the name)where the villains like to group up in. Black ant and Taskmaster visit it in one of the somewhat recent Spider-Man comics

It makes sense though, Joker's prepared for Batman because that's his main competition. If he wanted to troll around anywhere else, he'd need to learn more about who he'd be up against there, which Injustice showed he's capable of doing when the story doesn't need him to play the role of an incompetent jester.

Honestly I think they just used Joker in this story because he's popular, he's written so badly. Would've been better with scarecrow or some other gotham villain

Batman fanboys are seething at this fact

You know regardless of prep time superman actually has more iq than Batman and the flash can think at his speed which Batman obviously cannot do, Batman has to much plot armor.

Meh, there are some good stories like "Batman: Endgame" by Scott Snyder in which the Joker easily jokerizes both the Flash and Superman, and Batman manages to stop them. Depends on the writers...

Watch him start a vlog trying different condiments from the various places he passes through on his way all the way back to Gotham.

@@captaincomic8678 Were making out with the laurel powder on this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@@captaincomic8678 And here we have some Wasabi from Japan! Let's just take a lick an-ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

@@jackstar7204 Condiment King is the type of villain who would totally spend his ill-gotten gains on importing genuine wasabi to use in his condiment guns, not just the usual green-tinted horseradish.

They could make a whole movie out of it honestly and I'd watch it

The joker meme face is still one of my personal favorites.

joker's never gonna get invited on those nights if it happened.

like assault on arkham but innstead of batman its the flash

@@freindlycommentator1710 i havent watched assault on arkham (or i have? idk i cant remember) so something like that

In order for you to understand the reason you must know the Flash's big weakness, his weakness is a little thing called "The Writers." The Writers decide if he should run faster than death or be slower than a train.

we all love speedster, but they usaully are too shitty to handle, so inconsistency baby

ever heard of PLOT?

@@ziadmurad4074 oohh look at you so sassy, nope not I'm my entire life have I ever heard of "pLoT* ever heard of sarcasm? Cause that's what I'm doing right now

@@lazrustosadow5880 i wasnt tryna be mean sorry if u were offended i was being sarcastic too

I get the speed. But I don't get how his body is able to withstand the acceleration. How many G-s would going fast enough to break the time barrier have? A: More than enough to vaporize anyone, including Superman.

@@RicardoSantos-oz3uj It's a function of the Speed Force, as far as I can tell. Flash used to wear a frictionless suit that never made sense because his eyes and mouth were uncovered. But the Speed Force seemingly protects him from outside forces like air pressure and dust or something as simple as tripping. Can you imagine tripping at mach 50? Flash survives it, gets back up, and then runs some more. Think of the Speed Force as a buble of 'real' time just around a speedster. Outside that bubble the world ius moving incredibly slow, while inside the bubble it moves normally so there is no speed problems. Kind of like the gravity bubble they're working on now in rockets to offset g-forces and mass/speed issues.

​@@RicardoSantos-oz3ujThe Speed Force protects The Flash, it does more than just make him move fast, it also protects him from kinetic impacts like punches and colliding with objects at super speed

@@RicardoSantos-oz3uj the answer is the speed force is a bullshit engine. wouldn't the friction generate heat? Speed force. wouldn't the acceleration hurt him? Speed force. wouldn't moving faster than light make him unable to see anything because the photons can't reach his eyes? Speed force. wouldn't he not be able to run so fast without newton's third law damaging/destroying the surfaces he runs on? SPEED FORCE, SUCKA.

at least he has his condiments to consume

@@bigcooltony437 but it tock him a year to get out in the dessert 💀

@@ulyssesveracruz8343 not out of the desert but back home. You know since he probably didnt have id, license, passport, etc with him

Knowing Flash he was probably close to civilization

​@@IsaiahINRIThat's not good either. What's going to stop him from stealing and attacking people?

they probably don't want to live in a city like gotham either. It's like living in a gated community suburb. Sure, you might have 'villains' like your HOA, or whatever, but no one is going to try to turn you into a plant.

Siempre me pregunté porque alguien quería robar un banco en metrópolis o gotham cuando la verdadera pregunta es central city

Wally West is like Truck-Kun on steroids. He's about to isekai your ass several times over.

​@@RineYFDhe isn't letting you go until you apologize for something you did like stealing a candy 😭

It's probably the speed force or something which lets him ignore the laws of physics.

Well wally did outrun teleportation, so its not farfetched

I didn't really get that, how did flash exactly chase him through all space and time ?? I mean, how would flsah know that he would be in that exact spot in an instant.

@@vatsal7640 I would presume he followed him the whole way, right behind him? lol

As Death Battle pointed out: His speed is immeasurable by any measurement. He beat two instantaneously teleporting aliens in a race to the other side of the universe. He ran from death. Run through time. A small feat for him is him vibrating so fast he passes through solid matter.

DC hates having good ideas that fans appreciate, I'll never forgive them for speed aging Jon Kent and turning Tim Drake back into the Robin sidekick

He's like Spider-Man. He's got to pull his punches otherwise people die.

He have the infinite mass punch.

wally did do that once in jla. he punched another speedster called zum from mount Rushmore to Africa. its called his infinite mass punch

That's literally just reading Spiderman comics.

Pick up any Spider-Man comic and it’ll cover this lol