When they started beef I legit thought of two giraffes slapping their necks together

TELL ME WHY WIDENECK LOOKS 30 AND LONGNECK LOOKS 12

In my counting, I have concluded that Kurtis spoke the word "neck" an exact amount of 77 times in this video. It takes just over 45 shots to kill somebody, therefore Kurtis was correct in saying that participating in the neck-shots activity can result in a serious injury or death.

Wideneck: Literally being born with a deformity that makes his neck huge. People: Now that’s some world class content👌

Alternate title: WideNeck & LongNeck: Everything wrong with the interneck

weird necks but ok

You've seen wideneck and longneck, now it's time to add a third dimension *DEEPNECK*

“they get famous for their necks” big ed: *or lack of*

that neck massaging part was the most uncomfortable thing i’ve ever watched

Guess someones neck is as thick as Gaston's.

“Why don’t I have a million followers on Instagram?” Now you have even more than a million king

I took a sip of water every time you said neck, because you gotta stay hydrated besties, and I almost drowned.

That “lick the neck” part was SO disgusting 🤢🤢🤢🤢

All you need to complete the holy trinity - No neck Ed, also known as Big Ed.

At my high school the substitute librarian was there for an extended time period, and a bunch of people kept printing off pictures of wide neck and long neck and this sub would raise hell everytime she saw someone with one of these pictures and banned use of the printers without a special pass. What a time to be alive

not to be *that* person but i feel like there’s some underlying ableism going on as a result of their success. that’s the whole appeal, it’s why their content is “entertaining.” because they have physical disabilities/abnormalities so obviously everything they do is funny right? idk it just makes me uncomfortable because clearly their followers are laughing at them and not with them.

revisiting this in mid 2020, as of now: Wideneck has been involved in community activism and now attends University of Florida Longneck made an onlyfans

NO ONES neck is incredible thick as gaston’s 😠

Its such a wasted opportunity that they didn't create a Long Neck/Wide Neck enemies to lovers story

I love watching Kurtis Conneck

hey kurtis, love ya... keep ya necks wide

JK Rowling describing Mr and Mrs Dursley, every single book: Wide neck and Long neck

11:35 the way i heard “and to a necks-tent”

10:16 they sitting there like npc’s that don’t have a quest for u yet

🤢🤮 that longneck "lick the neck" part honestly almost made threw up.

Yea ok you’ve heard of wide neck, long neck but how about no neck Ed from 90 day fiancé?

You should've mentioned the "lick here" tattoos they both got on their chests with arrows pointing to their necks. thankfully wide neck got it covered but long neck still has it to this day.

2:26 lmao I can't with titaneck😭😭😭

Idk why but I wheezed at “Titaneck”. Don’t judge pls.

me: :( kurtis: *gives extra greeting* me: :)

If them being friends wasent a marketing sceem, why would they even be friends because in my opinion "long neck" looks like 14-16 years old and "wide neck" looks like maybe 25-30. (sorry for spelling and bad age guessing.)

1:47 hold on this all started on my birthday

The girl who licked the whipped cream off his neck made me feel sick 😷

My neck feels weird now. I'm oddly aware of it now, and it's weird & uncomfortable.

1:55 I paused to read the police facebook post and honestly what the fuck

15:15 missed a chance to say “out of the kindness of his neck”

I love how kurtis connecks all of his jokes for continuity

long neck be lookin like Steve before his Captain America serum

7:51 I watched this video in the bath and still felt gross.

Ik your not going to see this but thank you so much for your amazing content, I’m going through a break up right now and your contents been helping me out. Keep it up

this was THE MOST unfomfortable video ive EVER watched

This is some necks level comedy content.

12:30 Never even heard of Bandersnatch.

we love a man who can pronounce "voluminous" correctly

i think we all deserve a cody ko, noel miller, and kurtis conner collab

*i dont want a neck anymore*

At 5:23 Long neck looks like the American version of ayato yuri

I love the clips you put into your videos, like from movies and stuff

*Cody,Noel and kurtis need to collab right now*

Neck Counter: 56 Yes I did count everytime anyone said neck... *no I do not regret it* -

i love how we gat the chance to see Kurtis lose his sanity and will to live one video at a time

I used to be in a weed group on facebook as a young teen and long neck was the admin pre instagram fame and he called himself king pothead, he literally just yelled at people about smoking more weed then them

Not to be political but " all necks matter" has not aged well.

Idk what’s bigger, that neck or my heart when I get that extra greeting💞

Im so glad that u pop of on my recommend

No neck ed, Wide neck, Long neck, and Gaston long ago the four men lived in harmony

Ok but why is nobody talking about how thin long neck is. I am scared.

Honestly his neck isn't even that long, what's more concerning is that he's literally skin and bones. edit: never said he needed to gain weight i know its a health condition

I'm pretty sure that this type of neck abnormality is a result of foetal (US spelling: fetal) alcohol syndrome (FAS). I'm surprised that I couldn't find any other comments to suggest this - I recall learning about this at uni years ago, so I could be wrong...

thank u, necks

First guy: damn wide neck Second guy: damn long neck Big Ed: damn *no neck*

couldnt stand the thought of not getting an extra greeting so I had to subscribe

Long neck looks like the texture of mayonaise

8:20 right after the question in the comment was asked, i got an ad for kay jewelry and the voiceover said “one day, i’ll ask you the question that changes out life”

But you’re forgetting the *REAL* neck icon Candace Flynn

thank u, neckts

I have a canker sore currently on the bottom of my tongue and it is MASSIVE. The worst part about tongue cankers is that they literally cause waves of pain throughout your entire tongue when you move. Hate it sm

Charles Looks Like A GTA Character And Long Neck Looks Like A Minecraft Skeleton

“His neck level’s over 9,000” I died

This is like the content that Skinny Pete and Badger from Breaking Bad would make if they became influencers

The first 30 seconds of your video gave me 8 years of nostalgia

when i was a college i took a class that analyzed freakshows (like old-timey, old-fashioned freakshows in the circus that showcased people w physical deformities, eg the famous Elephant Man) and compared freakshows of then to what we do now (talkshows that showcase people with weird phobias & disabilities n things like that) and this brings me back to that, honestly. this is an example of a new-age freakshow that capitalizes on the neck gimmick, putting that deformity on display and making a show of it (the neck rap song, all the neck puns, etc.) and it is REALLY fascinating looking at this spectacle through that lens. it kinda makes more sense when you think about it that way.

kurtis including clips of him editing just to show off his air pods jfc

i love watching this while my parents are fighting

why is there a "lol" (laughing out loud), but no "col" (crying out loud)? because i really had a col-moment at 0:45

“they’re really milking this, ey?” *the canadian jumped out*

I'm not a fan of living in this world.

That throatagraph one was a missed opportunity to say neckleback.

It's 2021, and this is still one of the best videos on the Internet

Thank u, neckst (please laugh, I think I'm funny)

OH MY GOD WHEN U PUT THE CLIP IN OF NOEL I SCREAMED Y'ALL NEED TO COLLAB U HIM AND CODY ASAP

It’s 2022, and damnwideneck has 850k followers on Instagram while damnlongneck has 1,6 million smh

His extra greetings, make my day. Make me smile

Kurtis, and i can't stress this enough, *PLEASE* do a collab with Cody, Noel, Danny and Drew

2019: WideNeck & LongNeck 2020: *No Neck Ed*

It is totally worth a subscribe for that extra greeting. Plus, this dude is funny. For real.

3:55 he has a million followers now

these guys look like real life onepiece characters

Can I just say long neck guy looks unhealthily skinny?

I just want you to know, Kurtis, that I subscribed and eventually became a fan PURELY for the extra greeting.

I’m here for my extra greeting!! Thank you!

Bruh we don't deserve Kurtis. We got a Zoey 101 ref and Noel Miller.

Your jokes are like 100% my type of humor I love this

7:19 why was that dammit so cute

2:38 his voice tho-

the Cody and noel bit was iconic

woah, it’s logan from zoey 101

I feel like whenever long neck walks it makes the Minecraft skeleton noise

4:45 the sudden clip of Noel really caught me off guard lmao