Everyone’s saying he’s lost his shit on the Dream SMP this past week, but no, no, no. Y’all are wrong. He never had his shit to begin with.

The thing that worries me is that Wilbur isn’t having a special evening, twitch chat didn’t break him, this is just Will’s normal self taking about eating sand

Wilbur: *casually eats sand in the crematorium* Family: *in shock and horror*

Phil's children in a nutshell: - the orphan slayer who had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water - the child who starts wars because of emotional attachment to music discs - and the sand-eating, nation blow-upper What a sweet family.

Theory time: You guys know that tumblr post from Pukichu that says he puts a grain of sand every day in your house till you succumb to the desert. Will was his victim and had to eat it to get rid of it

"i don't have any tooth enamel, i gave it up for lent" is the most powerful statement i have ever heard

Phils children: - the "Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense" - the "Jump in the Cadillac" - the eats sand and has and unfinished symphony

Sometimes I come back to this video for fun

"i swallow glass to stay pure." "our names together is mayonnaise also please don't eat glass"

The face of Philza after seeing "This wasn't in my childhood" was golden....just pure gold

Wilbur: I like chewing sand, Also Wilbur: there's a sand shortage.

“This wasn’t in my childhood, Phil” Phil just stared at the screen while he contemplated his son’s life

What people see: Beach What Wilbur sees: Buffet

When you first see him, Wilbur usually gives off very chill vibes. Especially when Tommy started a stream on Wilbur's twitch, Wilbur just seemed like an exasperated, mature older brother of sorts. Sometimes, though... sometimes you get stuff like this, like Wilbur's question to Tubbo about how to get rid of his bones, like his asking Dream on a date through Tommy, and you just have to question if the poor man is okay.

I know that this was 2 years ago but I feel like if will still ACTUALLY enjoys chewing sand he should possibly go talk to a doctor because it sounds like he had Pica. Also this is the most chaotic and hilarious thing ever, this is me and my friend group constantly having to remind our friend not eat oranges because they’re allergic to it

Philza is the type of person to hire a therapist for Wilbur

I can't even tell if he's joking. Wilbur is just like that. It's impossible to tell.

Beaches just start disappearing in Brighton because he's taken so much sand and has stored it all in his house and pockets.

Sand certainly isn’t the only thing Wilbur chews on these days

God I love Wilbur’s improv skill…

Bewildered father listens in horror as his son describes his crippling addiction

Will, the guy who starts a conversation with:"I eat sand" and ends it with mafia talking and declaring himself Jesus

Despite recent events this is fucking hilarious

Wilbur seems like the kind of friend who wakes you up at 3 in the morning to ask random questions

Quarantine has gotten so bad we resorted to watching a man argue about eating sand is good for you

Wilbur: "This wasn't in my childhood, Phil" Phil: *utter shock and silence*

now we know why he was eating sand 😭😭🙏🙏bro needed to sharpen his chompers

Alternate Title :Phil just goes through every emotion at once while Wilbur attempts to get Phil to join his sand-eating cult.

“Where do you get your sand?” CREMATORIUMS

"This wasn't in my childhood, Phil." later that night, as technoblade went to "visit" the last standing orphanage, he saw a familiar face

“Now i know why Wilbur’s humor is so dry. It’s by all the S-A-N-D he’s been eating” Gracias eso me alegró el día

I'm not worried about Wilbur eating sand, I'm wondering how that sand is even surviving in that lava.

Wilbur eats sand, tommy eats mud, techno drinks blood if his enemies, and philza is just there: what children have i raised-?

11:56 "I'm not fucking with you, Phil." That tone sounds like he's gonna tell me he skinned my entire family.

5:12 the funniest part about this is that i have eaten sand when i was younger and it does kinda tase like pretzels

Mr sandman Cook me some sand Make is the cronchiest, Ive ever had

The more he talks about sand, the more I'm convinced he actually eats it.

Imagine youre at the beach, and you see Wilbur, a fully grown man, crunching on the sand. *Imagine*

wilbur liked chewing sand so much that he had to try chewing his waifus

The sequel to "two men talking about hot pockets for 15 minutes" brought to you by none other than wilbur

Wilbur: closing a full blown TED talk promoting eating sand Phil: *shut*

I can picture Wilbur a Skeppy talking about sand for 2 different reasons 😂

the one person in chat : 'I just lost brain cells i never knew i had'

This whole conversation is like something you’d find on tumblr

First of all, Wilbur Soot is a LEGEND. How the heck does anyone stay this invested in one opinion? Also is anyone gonna question how Phil referred to Will as "your man" when he was speaking to Niki?

Damn Wilbur bitting sand like his girlfriends

Poor Dadza, all his children are going crazy. It's so strange how Will is so serious about it, it's so convincing.

“He isn’t on any drug this is his natural state” “ *he just does this sometimes* -“

Wilbur: Phil, Im hungry Philza: Go eat sand Wilbur: yey

It’s even funnier when a few days ago you went to the beach with your best friend and he started eating the sand Edit: did I forget to mention that we both cosplay as the dream SMP

Times like this reminds me that he can’t taste anything

Dad and his son talking about eating sand for 14 minutes

just listening to phil placing sand was so therapeutic 😂 I almost fell asleep 😀

as a biology nerd I can confirm sand is a wonderful texture - gastric pain and bleeding are just side effects ☺

We could have avoided Unus Annus' death, all we needed was to get Wilbur to eat the hourglass sand.

Wilbur is really intelligent, I think we all know that, but he uses his intelligence in the most chaotic way possible and I can't tell if I love it or not

"I dont have tooth enamel, i gave it up for lent" bro what

someone in chat said ‘HES USING THE HOTPOCKET VOICE’ during the bit when he’s talking about the sand mafia, and i agree

"father being concerned about his son's sand-eating addiction for 14 minutes"

I can just imagine Wilbur with a huge grin on his face while he's torturing Phil.

Wilbur formally talking about eating sand in such a gracious british accent

Then Wilbur moved to Brighton to have quick access to large amounts of sand on the beaches. The amounts of sand used for building are plummeting.

I love how nonchalant Wilbur is when he’s start’s talking about the “Sand Mafia”

wilbur took "anything is edible if you try hard enough" to a whole other level

I actually went and googled if it was a good idea to eat sand and decided to google if it was a good idea to do what I did during my childhood (I used to eat play dough bc I found that it was salty and I like salty stuff) and apparently it’s not the best idea. Moral of the story: play dough and sand are partially ok to eat.

Imagine the following meme: A door is being kicked open by Phil. Phil with a fedora and cigar in his mouth. Phil: Are ya winning son? Wilbur just sittin in the middle of his room, a dune on his desktop, sand all around him and in his hand. He also has litte bits around his mouth. Wilbur: *crunsh*

It's been 2 years and this still never gets old lol😂

What is worse than Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes? Us watching Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes.

I'm. Just imagine Wilbur just laying on his bed, laughing his ass off. And when Phil told him to get into a call he needs to catch his breath.

At around 13 minutes in you can hear Wilbur try to not lose his shit from laughter, his voice starts wavering and it sounds like he's holding back a laugh. This man can't take himself seriously and it's fucking hilarious edit: i come back a year later to almost 2k likes omg hey

Wilbur is irl sandman

I ate sand once, recently. Can confirm it crunches in your teeth, it’s terrible.

Alternate title: Sand Jesus bestows his wisdom on fellow friends.

wilbur on canon streams: top tier actor, super emotional and intelligent, smartchamp wilbur on other people’s streams: literal chaos

Right, that's it. As a Wilbur cosplayer, I am now determined to make a fake "my strange addiction" based offthis.

Phils children: -The one who hates orphans -The one who hate the song “Jump in the cadilac” -The sand eater

At the end I can not tell if Wilbur is holding back tears, or laughter.....

Just the text to speech going “phil have you ever eaten sand?” Had me dead from the start

Wilbur could convince me to join a cult tbh

It's like his hatred for anteaters but so much funnier

3:25 "I think we need to put Wilbur on "My Strange Addiction"" YES

Sand: (exists) Wilbur:“ *Finally, some good fucking food* “

imagine will, in the car, in between tommy and tubbo in the backseat, with phil and kristin in the front. (mind you, they just came back from the beach). phil adjusts the rearview mirror to see what tubbo and tommy are gasping and giggling about. all he sees is wilbur grab a handful of sand out of his pocket and start eating it with a smile on his face. now, now that’s what i call comedy.

"sand tastes like pretzels :)" ✨Wilbur soot vibes✨

Will: This wasn’t in my childhood Phil: 😐

Wilbur: "as long as the sand is clean I see no harm in it" also Wilbur: "construction sights, hour glasses, fish tanks"... one out of the three things he named are clean

I love Phil's disclaimer, like: "He's not high chat, he's just _That Weird."_

he isn’t kidding about the sand mafia thing there’s literally criminal empires built on selling the special type of sand that we use for glass and lots of other materials

Will the kind of person to actually carry a conversation in Twitch chat

Imagine, you see Wilbur driving home from the beach, with a big smile on his face, and a full mouth of sand. Wouldn’t it be a lovely sight to see.

“He is the sand, guardian of the sand, Poseidon quivers before him” “F*** OFF!!!”

The best part of this was that one dono that said "I think we should put Wilbur on my strange addiction" LMAO

When he says "This wasn't in my childhood phill" with that tts on! IT got me laughing for literally 5 whole minutes!

"This wasn't in my childhood, Phil" sounds like the last twist line in a horror movie

"This wasn't in my childhood phil" Phil: *Stares in disappointed dad*

Fun fact. Before teehbrushes, they use sand to clear teeh

once minecraft told me glass is made out of sand i was addicted to more than one thing *sand has been added to your obsessions*

I feel so bad for Phil all of his kids have done insane Tommy-Depressed Will- Dead and blue Tecno- do I have to explain And the neighbors kid- keeps getting manipulated by old green man

Wilbur on his streams: MY LMANBURG Wilbur on other stream: e a t t h e s a n d

Did anyone else eat dirt and worms pudding as a kid? Its basically chocolate pudding with crushed up oreos and a few gummy worms. For some reason Wilbur talking about eating sand is really making me feel nostalgic for dirt and worm pudding...