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"'their babies are pink and wrong'-motherfucker, _you_ came out pink, i guarantee it" i wheezed like dream

Wilbur: *We've convinced Phil to hate anteaters* Philza: *You haven't convinced shit* Tommy: *We've convinced him*

You know an actual evil fact about anteaters is that their claws are used to break into termite mounds. Mounds that can be as tough as cement. So yeah they can easily disembowel you. That and they officially t-pose as an act of intimidation

Tommy: This baby anteater is a monster. He burned our houses and poisoned the water supply. Philza: Really? Wilbur: No. But are we going to wait until it does?!

Anteater: *exists* Wilbur: "I woke up and chose violence"

Wilbur: "it's a mixture of fear, jealousy, and rage" Tommy: "I'm more innit for the murder than the politics" *I'm starting to see a pattern here*

This man's hatred towards anteaters is near identical to my teacher's hatred towards koalas. Unreasonable and persistent.

Fun fact: A woman named Melisa Casco who was a zookeeper got a little too close to the anteaters at the zoo she was working at, and she was mauled by the animals. They aren't usually agressive, but they will attack if provoked. She was sliced all over her body and later had to amputate one of her legs. She later died of her injuries. Moral of the story: Anteaters are no joke, and I belive more people should be scared of them.

"i just have thoughts of doing terrible things to them" Phil: -Looks at the camera wondering where did he fail as a father-

BREAKING NEWS: Middle child goes on a rant about anteaters to a confused father, then later has the youngest start talking about murdering baby animals. Pshycos in the making.

Fun fact: anteaters are so blind that they will swing at anything they see move, along with this they have some of the sharpest claws in the animal kingdom due to needing them to dig up their food

I love that it’s just a normal thing for Wilbur to get in a weird mood and rant about some random shit for 15-20 minutes.

Will: "Phil have I ever told you how much I hate anteaters?" Phil: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*

Everyone’s really sleeping on Tommy’s “I think my purpose in life is to, you know, end things” line. Like- that child is terrifying on so many levels.

Wilbur - claims to have no reason of hating anteaters - Also Wilbur - manages to fill an 18 minute video about why he hates anteaters -

I love where he says: Wil: "I have more reasons but you were getting impatient so I stopped at 32" Phil: 32?!?

“If you weren’t married, you’d have a totally different opinion” Yes, clearly the only thing that makes Philza different from Tommy and Wilbur and what must be the problem.

Wilbur: Starts speaking* Everyone: "This is content."

Wilbur is so dedicated to being chaotic in Philza's streams I love it So far there's Sand Jesus and Hating Anteaters I wonder what's in the next episode of Wilbur Being Chaotic

wilbur: *sand is fine, and easy to eat* also wilbur: *see a anteater* *KILL IT!, KILL IT ALL*

I litteraly joined the stream like "I bet wilburs being odd again" first thing I fucking hear when I join "phil have I ever told you about how much I hate anteaters?"

wilbur realised he wasn’t winning the argument so he dragged tommy in. perfect

I love how he said "I want them gone, Phil" as if he expects someone to do something about it- Honestly? He's right. If he asked us to, I think we would get rid of anteaters for him.

To anyone wanting a cleaner version of Wilbur's reasons that Anteaters suck: 1. their fricking faces 2. they are long and look like they're walking backwards all the time 3. their tails are ridiculous 4. They inspire pity 5. when i see a dead one i smile 6. their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt its stupid as hell 7. they are the bane of ants 8. ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill 9. instectivore? more like insecti bore me to fricking sleep 10. i want nothing to do with them 11. if an anteater moved in next door to me i'd skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in 12. they are idiots 13. they walk like they're going somewhere important all the time 14. they are scary 15. they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second 16. they have never experienced love 17. they actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with 18. whenever i look at them im never sure which way they are walking and it upsets me 19. their tails are as big as them. what the heck? 20. they have long creepy nails that dig 21. their babies are pink and wrong 22. they are not important to the world 23. we would not miss them 24. they would not miss themselves 25. i once saw an anteater and it offended me so much i cried 26. they have a coloration that reminds me of muddy penguins 28. they are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them 29. THEY S UCK 30. ant eaters are ugly and bad 31. they hate everyone 32. idiots

“Mother fucker you came out pink” made me start photosynthesizing 4:33

Alternative title: Son rants about an animal while his Dad tries to work.

“Here we go chat. Grab some snacks.” -an absolute legend

This reminds me of my biology teacher in high school. He absolutely hated penguins, and I'm not sure even he knew why. He used to tell us that he wanted to go to Antarctica just to punt a penguin.

Will’s real reasons for hating anteaters 1. They look stupid 2. He’s sad that he’s not allowed to eat his body weight in ants 3. Jealous that their easy-to-find food makes them so happy 4. They have long and sticky tongues 5. Mainly that they are allowed to eat ants and not be seen as crazy 6. He can’t prove that they’re bad which makes him even more angry at them

"Me and Tommy are gonna go talk about El Salvador." is an incredibly underrated quote from all this

Aside from the fact that Wilbur and Tommy are the embodiment of chaos, Phil is really good at rocket league

my favorite part about this is how Wil hangs up on Phil like, "I'm right, you're wrong, I'm taking Tommy and we are leaving" and then he's just GONE KEWK

A normal, chill stream: * exists * Wilbur fucking Soot: Allow me to introduce myself

I can imagine Wilbur calling Tommy being like: "Tommy, Phil doesn't not like anteaters back me up here"

Hearing Phil say “He wants a cuddle!” literally made my day, and the day has only been going on for 17 minutes.

I love that whenever Will goes on one of Phil's streams, his IQ drops by like 90%

"They look like they're judging me for something." It's canon, Wilbur is afraid of anteaters because he has sins that he wants to hide.

The person in the chat at the being “here we go chat get your snacks”- like we all remember the thing with sand so we are in for a ride

wilbur: hates anteaters because they eat dirt also wilbur: obsesses over eating sand

Okay but. PHILS VOICE IS SO CALMING DURING THE SPONSER LIKE BRO. PUTTING ME TO SLEEP. GOOD DADZA

I would love to hear Tommy's pov of this. Imagine your brother calling you like "Dad doesn't hate anteaters we need to have an intervention"

The fact that Wil pulled Tommy into this too makes it even more chaotic. When do we get all four sleepy bois in a call trying to negotiate Wilbur’s bizarre ideals about certain things Edit: first, thanks for the likes, second of all, Wil is justified in not liking anteaters but he has all the wrong reasons. They can body a Jaguar and I do not trust that shit

here you go 10:45 this is where Tommy comes in for anyone wondering.

Are we going to ignore how good Phil actually is at rocket leauge?????

I think the funniest reason on the list is 31. "They told me they hate you Phil"

Little did Wilbur know anteaters eat sand just like him.

The way tommy just appears reminds me of when the older sibling says: WE WILL FORM A COMMITTEE TO DO _____ and thw younger is just... agrees enthusiatically while father shakes head in background

8:43 this is prolly the reason this video got a green light to be sponsored.

they are so like siblings- "Ive got the talking pillow"

"Okay but don't you eat sand? What's wrong with them eating dirt, then?" I like how Phil just Accepted that at this point

Rewatching this, I forgot how good Wilbur is at absurdist humour. Man does a 15+ minute bit about wanting to burn anteaters. He could easily do a full stand-up special if he put his mind to it

Little did Phil know that anteaters are actually hyper aggressive due to their poor eyesight with claws that can break through concrete and have the ability to sever arteries which makes their main predator scared of them (jaguars).

If you want to make a cult: Step 1, find Wilbursoot. Step 2 give him a hill. Step three. Watch

I can’t believe I just spent 17 minutes and 53 seconds listening to a grown man complain about ant eaters because they enjoy their food and he doesn’t

Wilbur is that little kid who's jealous when everyone else but him is happy.

As a new player to Rocket League, I am intrigued both by the gameplay I’m learning from and Wilbur’s pure fiery hatred for anteaters

Wilbur: Their baby’s are pink and wrong Phil: Motherfucker you came out pink I guarantee it Dude I can’t this was so funny 4:32

13:55 “Dadza, mumza, imma need you to put these two in a box and put them on the side of the road. They are no longer our uncles.” Underrated quote

Wilbur's the kind of person to see an anteater and ask: "Is anyone gonna complain to their father figure about that?" and not wait for an answer

These are my favorite type of Wilbur videos: him rambling about random things but makes it interesting and funny

New title: 26 year old tells a 32 year old about how much he hates anteaters and then brings a 16 year old into it

“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity, but the one between beautiful and ugly is quite thick”

9:46 That’s probably why Wilbur didn’t like Logan Paul

- 1:08 - DONT TALLULAH USE TO EAT DIRT IN DA ATTIC WILBUR-

Is this just something Wilbur does with his time? He’s bored so he goes specifically to Phil’s stream and rants. This friendship is strange and wonderful.

I love how Rocket League saw this video and went: “This is the content we want to sponsor.”

Didn’t Wilbur also spent 14 minutes explaining how much he liked sand? 1:06

Ph1LzA: Tf is wrong with my child..? Wilbur: Those things are šhìt. Father. *Murder* *it.* *Burn* *it.*

Phil stream viewers: I fear no man, but that thing? *WilburSoot would like to share something with everyone LUL* Phil stream viewers: It scares me

Wilbur: Hates anteaters because they eat ants. Also Wilbur: Eats sand

11:18 Bruh that physically hurt!

Anteaters’ is meant to be an adaptation in confusing predators as to which end they are attacking. Even jaguars hesitate to attack because of their deadly claws. : D

"Their tongues are so long that it can wrap around their brains-- or that may be woodpeckers."

Tommy’s voice is surprisingly not loud here He sounds calm.

it's funny to see Tommy joining in Wilbur's hatread for anteaters and still be hearing the news about an anteater called Tommy LMAO

Phil: "there the most docile creatures" anteaters: can and will literally gut you

Plot twist: Wilbur is actually an ant, therefore he likes to eat sand, and anteaters killed his friends and family

Alternative title: Man gets confused by his jealous anteater-hating son for 17 minutes and 53 seconds straight

Wilbur: Criticises anteaters for eating termites Also Wilbur: Eats sand

1:50-2:00 This reminded me of a conversation I had with my friend who would freak out over bees when they come to our lunch table. I explained bees are cute and helpful and tigers are much more mean and scary and could kill you. We fought back and forth me saying bees are better then tigers them disagreeing and so we go around asking people if they think tigers or bees are better and whoever got ten people on their side would be correct. Turns out people would rather eat with tigers around them and not bees.

Two children being unreasonable while their dad tries to explain why they are being crazy

Phil: **making money** His son: "Here are 32 reasons why anteaters deserve to perish" Edit: sons

10:40 don't jaguars think twice about attacking them because 1 swipe can cause life threatening injuries

I’ve watched this too many times but I can’t help it. Phil made one of the most watchable KZfaq videos ever just by Wilbur saying how bad anteaters are.

“Wasps strike reasonable fear into people anteaters strike unreasonable fear into me” implies Wilbur is not human

alternate title: phil listens to his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes

“They told me they hate you Phil” I couldn’t stop laughing 😆

I love how Wilbur pop in and claim a interesting, (too)special statement, Phill argue as a normal people, and Wilbur then drag Tommy in, Wilbur also just walk away once he was bored, I love this

wilbur is definitely, an *interesting* character

"when you were born i can promise that you were pink" So that means that Technoblade was way more pink thank that?

Phil and Wilbur’s debates will forever make me laugh

Wilber hates anteaters for eating ants and termites Also Wilber eats sand. “This is fine”

So wilbur eats sand, calls Phil daddy when drunk and really hates anteaters... What an interesting person

"Insectivore? More like insecti bore me to f**king sleep" I CANT WITH WILBER I ACTUALLY CANT

Wilbur's love for anteaters is amazing :')

This is the most British freaking conversation ever.

Tommy: How long is four inches? Wilbur: Four inches, that, that is a little bit shorter than 5 inches Tommy: Well that narrows it down

"The babies are pink and wrong" *technoblade would like to know your location*

Episode 2 of Wilbur trying to convince Phil the weirdest things and him laughing in is face