That part! 💯

I saw a comment on Seth’s video from some guy going, you laughs now but wait until the GOP has one of yours arrested. And it’s like, if the committed a crime, they should be punished. How is that a hard concept??

Judge Dredd Double Justice Whammy, President Obama caught a two-fer, two criminals since that lovely roast of the man diaper. Money laundering public earned tax dollars for a border project the public never approved. Obligated by priority as well, by the roll out of universal healthcare, not robbery. Sad. Just do your job man. Public service official, let's see, who's that serve? 90's kids can't be fooled, villain was always the fat old sweaty guy in a suit, stranger danger remember? Common sense remember? This diaper man is cursed, like the curse in the Stephen King book, Thinner... Only, not his brain because it couldn't be smaller, roasted. 90's kid out.

If it did happen to Michael Cohen why cant it happen to Trump?

@@Nevertoleave To the GQP they love it when it is done to the other side, but hate and whine about it when it happens to them. They love the law, until it is used against them and they are held to account. It someone from the Dems were to break the law, and it has happened, I would want them held accountable as well. But equal justice is a very hard concept for the GQP to understand right now.

Perfectly put!

But isn't that how the justice system work? Isn't punishing criminal for crime committed the corner stone of humanity since the drawn of the human race? Did that change in the time Trump was indicated by a grand jury over a investigation that took over 2 years which required a panel of 3 judges to decide that a crime was committed. But somehow Trump is being unfairly prosecuted.🙄🙄🙄

Like Dr Seuss?

​@@Joe-pc3hsthat's a good start

@@Joe-pc3hs Like Roberto Clemente's biography, which De Satanist wants banned.

I don't get it. What has Trump been fraudulent about...?

😂same here

Fraudien slip! His eyes got big when he realized what he said.

It was the wrong time for me to be drinking water. I nearly lost my life

@@joshuakelly9390 making america great again? I'd say trump**has made USA worst than ever before HIM.

until now very rarely for the rich and thats what they are really afraid of

When did the majority of the left sell out to the establishment. Now they call for war and do the bidding of big pharma.

I agree. As Richard Pryor said (back in the day: "Justice = just us" ... blacks), no one is above the law, that is what our Constitution is based on.

Exactly. I feel like it should be pretty obvious that shmucks like us, are more likely to get arrested and prosecuted for crimes 😂

If I had done what he did, I wouldn’t be able to comment this, as I’d be in jail.

Well, like all things Fox, we know what they say and what they think do not correlate.

"if they can do it to Trump, they can do it to you!" That's how it should be. No one's above the law.

Shhhh! Don’t tell the tRumptards, it’ll freak them out. 🤫

It's so entitled to say that, it already IS happening to everyone else, just not to all the wealthy ones. Also, don't break laws and it WON'T happen to you. Duh.

Except, that regular citizens are just arrested in the middle of the night, or gunned down. So yeah, we _want_ this procedure for 'anyone'.

🙄 puh lease...the "rule" has always been if you're rich and famous, you get away with it

@@helene420 So naive. Jail is just FULL of only guilty people. Nothing ever goes wrong, right?🙄

It takes a lot of courage to sleep with someone like Trump in the first place. He's not exactly an Adonis!

@@ericv7720 it takes even more courage to ADMIT you slept with trump.

​@Eric V no matter how much he paid her, it wasn't enough. I'm surprised his large, pale, wrinkly old ass didn't give her so much ptsd that she quit the sex industry. 😂

Not enough $$ in the World for that. I admire & fear her🤢

@@stanbyme7874 "and fear her." LOL!

...and if you listen to President Fraud he's not being indicted - he's being _"indicated."_

Hey! It worked against that other scumbag, Capone, so why not the Fraudinator?

No. It's the porn star payout (defrauding the electorate FEC crime), then the cover-up of that payout by cooking the books. Stormy Daniels and David Pecker wouldn't have had to testify if it was just cooking the books.

Not to be a That Guy but we won't know what the actual charges are against him until tomorrow. But that kind of emphasizes your point, since you'd think a (quote unquote) news outlet like Fox would try their best to avoid speculating on phantom charges before the actual ones are even handed down.

Exactly 💯, Mindful Observer.

It may not be the worse thing, but it is the easiest thing to get him on as far as finding concrete evidence of him actually doing it.

He doesn’t want people to know he Can behave

@@katsong3302 If pleading the fifth for several hours is considered behaved.

Because they know HE will make it a circus!

I bet Trump does but unfortunately for us Trump isn’t representing himself

Good roast, let's get back to it people!!

Except it's not. HE's not getting an anal cavity search like anyone else would. Clearly he is above the law.

Roast is roast.

That's the problem! Conservatives believe that Trump is above the law. Meanwhile, liberals believe that Trump should be thrown under the jail. I'm no fan of Trump, and as an Independent voter, I believe the law is the law. If you commit a crime, you do the time. It's simple!

Except for if you are a felon of color committing violence in New York

It also doesn't matter if you pay someone $130,000.00, if you're a bad lay, you are a bad lay.

If they can't use regular hand cuffs maybe a Chinese finger puzzle would work.

@@rumpvirus7393 Good one!!! lol

OUCH! That burns. 😂

Brilliant! 😂

@mikeoxbig you have just won 1st place in the comment section! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

👏👏👏👏👏

N I'm Sure McCain would also say he likes former " presidents" that Don't INCITE TREASONOUS INSURRECTIONS as Well...

We deserve a public perp walk and and extended prison stay for President Fraud.

Our eyes don't 🙈🤢🤮

I'd prefer him in an orange jumpsuit 🔒

That's every presidential portrait.

Donnie's team apparently wants to put it on mugs and other paraphernalia. That mug shot belongs to _the government/the people,_ so there's no way he should be messing with it. If he does, the proceeds need to be appropriated and be given to a Vets' project.

He used to be good. Colbert hasn't hit his mark in years though and we all know it. Ratings are way way way way down from his old numbers.

I call him the Fraudinator amongst about a hundred other names.

Yes!! Love it!!! " President Fraud"!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Should be carved on his tombstone.

I think that’s the most fitting name I’ve heard, so far😊

First honest thing that man said during the whole interview.

Precisely!

@Commie Hunter But Biden! Cope harder.

​@Commie Hunter Nope. Nobody is above the law. PERIOD. You can change the law with a solid case, but not for an individual.

Translation: Hey billionaires, YOU could be held accountable for your crimes, just like all those poor pathetic losers are.

@Commie Hunter Durham investigation: 5 years, no crimes found.

They’re speaking to Fox audiences, they’ll believe all the lies. Facts mean nothing to the truly ignorant.

“He's not a very good felon. He's a very naughty boy”

Trump is not going to be in prison

@@disastermaster1413 No he won't, but he may well be convicted. It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to see the multiple criminal charges he faces are serious.

Me too ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

put it on a big mug - " my yuuuge covfefe"

Money donated to Planned Parenthood.

You should market your idea. Seriously. I personally don't drink coffee, but I'd still buy one. Please market your idea!

David, very clever 👏👏

Scandalous! The only thing worse would be if they made receiving medical care a crime. ...Oh, wait, they did that.

​@@CloudsGirl7 funny how that works

When most of your base is on parole that statement just clears out half the parking lot during his speach.

Gotta love Fraudian slips.🤷🏻

Right, who knew? It's almost like the law applies to everyone (there are discussions that need to be had about how it's applied but those aren't applicable here). The hilarious thing to me is trump and his nepotistic family probably could've lived out the rest of their days gleefully evading their taxes, bribing people, paying hush money, making underhanded deals, and being the fraudsters they are but ol Donny couldn't help himself. He just had to fly too close to the sun and become president. He couldn't just leave well enough alone.

Stirring up his base doesn't require intelligence.

the new official name for me. Donald J. Fraud. Perfection.

Funny as the monologue was, that moment was the funniest.

It's sad that so many of you buy it. What will they do next? Hmm? Maybe next time it will affect you? ..and if so, what then?

I coughed and spluttered at that moment.

That may have been the single greatest Freudian slip I've ever heard, it was absolutely fantastic.

Wish I lived in NYC.

😂😂😂😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

Orange man diaper, he has to be extra big crapping himself. Let the roast go on!!

And yuuuge signs to lock him up!

Best thing to do is ignore him. Let him fade into obscurity and the legal system

Their " could happen to you" defense is so lame. Directly contradicting the rule of law.😂

Well they have always operated by the rule: "but we have money to make problems go away..". Interesting isn't it?

And just exactly WHEN is Joe going to be indicted for the money he gets from influence peddling from China or the quid pro quo when he got the prosecutor from Ukraine fired for investigating Hunter! Good versus Evil in play here. Wake up already!

Conservatives bang on about law and order and tougher policing etc until they get policed. Astonishing hypocrisy.

So much for being the party of law and order.

💯

Yes and I want his fingerprints ran threw all of the states in America like anyone else that goes through the criminal justice system

Tr*mp refrains from alcohol, so you'll probably not see him behind bars.

Well never see that. He'll get probation probably.

For real! I don't care if there's a mug shot...because I'd prefer a prison sentence. And, yes, I know we'll never get one, but that doesn't mean I can't dream.

Lindsey brings his knee pads to all his "make friends" parties.

That’s actually the point. Reps knew all their investigations into Hillary were politically motivated. Thus they assume Dems are doing the same.

I hope Hillary enjoys the show!

Crimes, treason, yadda yadda. You gave up your hand in the first 8 words. You're not an objective party, you're a partisan hack crying foul at anything right of your cat's sneeze.

They display their hypocrisy so *proudly.* They know they can rely on Faux Non-News, Newsmax, and OAN to tide things over -- with lies and assorted BS.

@KarinF Roller DA Bragg and his fellow dems fanatic hatred of Trump is behind the 34 seven year old felony charges that just happen to pop up and coincide with the upcoming presidential election. The whole thing reeks of desperation making DA Bragg and fellow dems seem to have little self confidence in the upcoming election. Bragg is the same DA that consistently helps criminals by bumping their felonies DOWN to misdemeanors... Weird

No wonder they don't want anyone reading history books... Well, honest ones, anyway, that haven't been redacted like the Mueller report...

You should see her mocking the trolls on Twitter. Ex: User: "Trump would touch you with a 10 foot pole!" Stormy" "That's true - he used a 3 inch one." User: "Didn't you graduate from Whore College?" Stormy: "Yes - it was Ivy League compared to Trump University."

Stormy Daniels owes Trump over 300 thousand dollars for legal fees. Really laughing all the way to the bank but I guess you got 83 upvotes for it. Good on you buddeh

@@joshuakelly9390 The actual amount is $121,972 because she lost a defamation suit. "Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Cliffords, tried to sue Trump for defamation in 2018, specifically taking aim at a tweet attacking her account of being threatened by a stranger in 2011 to stay quiet on her Trump story. Trump attacked the account as a "con job, playing the Fake News Media." Federal Judge S. James Otero dismissed the lawsuit, saying Trump's tweet constitutes " 'rhetorical hyperbole' normally associated with politics and public discourse" and is protected by the First Amendment." I think the judge was wrong to dismiss the case and more wrong to grant legal fees, but them's the break with defamation suits - not easy to make against a public figure.

@@joshuakelly9390 I'm not sure but CONVICTED CONVICTS are never REIMBURSED?

@@joshuakelly9390 Um, the loser isn't owed anything.

I wouldn't be surprised if they immediately cut the broadcast there and fired him on the spot. That was the best thing I've heard in a while.

What now he's the tinman?

Freudian slip! 😆😂 Delicious.

@@ianmiller6040 "Fraudian Slip." Priceless!

That was priceless!

Poor Lyndsey.. someone should check on him

LG clinging on to the last shreds of self-denial. The desperation on his face knowing that soon the realization of what a joke Trump was is going to sink in. Having to live with knowing you got taken for a fool by an even bigger fool. That is going to hurt. Same for every other person who believed and supported Trump. USA is going to need a lot of grief counsellors real soon now.

Nope, they don't hear themselves. I swear they're all reverting back to being children in an attempt at dealing with all this.

NOPE.

Law & order, what a concept. 😆

We used to hold news organizations to a standard in this country, they need to be sued for misrepresenting that they're a news source, and then shut down. And just to be impartial, a few of the left-leaning news channels need the same thing done to them.

​@@danielgehring7437 Reagan got rid of the laws that kept the media in check. That's when Fox News was able to take over w their right wing propaganda. But yes, the left needs it, too.

​@@danielgehring7437 For the record, no. There never was any standard. Back when there was only like 3 TV stations and no internet for people to get free access to whatever information they wanted, news didn't need to compete with anything else just to survive as a business. This was before 24 hour news networks were a thing. So it wasn't about news standards, it was just the environment and economics of news as a business at the time lent itself to the more manageable and respectable form it used to come in. Nowadays, whenever a news outlet *tries* to do this again, they go bankrupt because not enough people actually care. See VICE News for said proof. And Fox has been sued, numerous times, over misinformation. They generally get out of those lawsuits with the claim that their popular personalities like Hannity or Ingram are not news shows but commentators who strictly comment *on* the news, they don't present the news or claim to. And that is true to an extent. Of course they don't call attention to that fact as obviously as they should which is why the GOP cult often don't realize what they're watching is just pure propanda thinly veiled as punditry. The actual "news" side of Fox News which isn't their nut job commentators actually does *most of the time* present the news and there's even been plenty of times when there has been friction between Fox News anchors and the commentator side.

​@@danielgehring7437 yeah, im pretty sure most liberals like myself wouldn't mind losing CNN so long as FOX goes down as well. I would kinda like to keep MSNBC (Rachel Maddow is amazing) but I'd be willing to trade it if it meant getting rid of Rupert Murdock and all his "news" channels.

@@skgalindo7466 All of Murdock's "news"papers too! Everywhere in the world.

Maybe why he got on so well with Epstein... similar interests and mushroom 🍄 shaped dongers????❤

That last line took me so by surprise. I was expecting something like, "who's been WANTED so long." Stephen scores every time!

I like Colbert, but this ain't no golden age. Conan isn't even on anymore.

Yes-- thank you! Exactly.

Yes, if you can pay off 2 sleazes with 280k, and then just pay $800 in taxes…… it should happen to you also 😅

It was a brilliant joke

Indeed

Not gonna lie; I felt a little proud of myself that I predicted that punchline.

also: "Lock her up!" She's guilty of not doing the things we say she did that she didn't actually do. Meanwhile: Why is EVERYBODY always investigating Trump for ALL the crimes he's constantly commiting and getting away with? Leave him alone!

Because you yanks don't live in a lawless oligarchy or anything.

You meant to say the liar Fauci and Bidens mandatory jabs? I certainly hope you are up to date with your boosters! Do us all a favor!

There will be lots more indictments coming this year. He may not be held responsible for his incompetence handling the pandemic but I bet it gets highlighted during his various trials anyway.

​@@Sam4got Nobody was forced to get a shot. 😂😂😂

No one has forgotten! You know, some of us can walk and chew gum at the same time. You should try it.

And there it is, the new moniker. What they all know but are too cowardly to admit.

That's ex-president Fraud.

How do you mix up Trymp and Fraud unless there's a strong association. He actually said the whole word clearly.

Yeah, that's never getting old.

That was freaking amazing.

Bigly. That’s one I really would pay good money for.

His mugshot should be public information, so it would be free. I want a copy to hang on my wall so I can throw darts at it. 😂

Most people don't realize it. But everyone is talking about how Trump does mugshots better than any other president. Big, beautiful mugshots. Mexico is going to pay for those mugshots. Mark my words.

You spelt that wrong, it's tre45on.

Without Congress

@@josephstropoli1449 better off

In essentially the same world we have right now where Demoncrats are consistently let off with wrist slaps and anything right of your mother's left tit is prosecuted in kangaroo courts to the extent of this earth.

👍🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⚖⛪

That's good, let's get on with the roast people! THANKS Obama!! Criminals, yeah, Got a two-fer!!

BAM!👍

He's finally making America great by being held accountable for his crimes! 👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏

Should do whatever Hunter did with his baby momma.

HA HA! Once a grifter .... ALWAYS A GRIFTER!

His “INDICATED” collection.

Genius! Best comment ever!