Thenwhile… Haunted Real Estate | Diarrhea Plane | Somalia’s Slow Sprinter

Thenwhile… Haunted Real Estate | Diarrhea Plane | Somalia’s Slow Sprinter | Kraft Singles Recall

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9 ай бұрын

Meanwhile… America’s favorite Late Show segment is back! Join Stephen for a look back at stories we missed this summer in this brand new, hopefully-never-to-be-used-again sub-segment, Thenwhile.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

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@antistaticandi 8 ай бұрын

I'm an American living abroad and these shows are how I keep up with current US culture and get to laugh at cultural references I actually get. I know everyone missed the late night shows acutely, but I could almost cry I'm so happy to have this back.

@justagirlsd3000 8 ай бұрын

For reals 😅

@norskakiruno 8 ай бұрын

Most definitely. I've lived in Japan for 20 years now and these late nite shows really help me stay up with the discourse back home.

@sandal_thong8631 8 ай бұрын

_Snakes on a Plane (2006)_ reference. Seventeen years ago and people still get it? Not very current.

@lmdefelilo6790 8 ай бұрын

Late night is the only reason I know what Spirit Airlines is😂

@keithallerton2615 8 ай бұрын

Im with you..21 years in Indonesia and its been my catch up too..saw Stephen live summer 2019, 2021 and 2022..highlight of those summers

@Shuriath. 8 ай бұрын

Welcome back Stephen, we’ve missed you

@daledarling11 8 ай бұрын

So much!!

@azurebadger 8 ай бұрын

Vaccine!

@FDR_progressive_liberal 8 ай бұрын

It just wasn't the same.

@chrism1503 8 ай бұрын

@user-dq4ni8fe1o - And yet here you are.

@ravenc1298 8 ай бұрын

YES!!!!!

@nathanreece1743 8 ай бұрын

“Thenwhile”…we’ve missed you so much! So glad all of you guys are back. It was a dark time without you all.

@MrConredsX 8 ай бұрын

Democrat voters without the message from a propaganda tube are truly lost

@tomscott4438 8 ай бұрын

Um, not really. Most of us got on just fine. But it is nice to see people back to work.

@nathanreece1743 8 ай бұрын

@@tomscott4438 didn’t ask

@monkeeshrines 8 ай бұрын

And it’s brighter times all around, especially for the writers, now that they won their fight! ❤️

@harriotteworthington3147 8 ай бұрын

Brilliant delivery, Mr. Colbert. Brilliant writing, guild members. You ALL have been missed!!!

@cait.alexander 8 ай бұрын

thank you for recognizing the guild members !!!!!!

@thegreenbaron6439 8 ай бұрын

No they have been not, you must be an employee of CBS

@harriotteworthington3147 8 ай бұрын

@thegreenbarron6439 I do not work in ANY capacity within that industry, I am in healthcare. I am allowed as a human being to voice my personal appreciation as well as my opinion that you are nothing more than a despicable, ignorant troll.

@harriotteworthington3147 8 ай бұрын

@@cait.alexander the show’s excellence requires many layers of talent! It is the best!!!

@wholeshebang1 8 ай бұрын

@thegreenbaron6439 Considering how *poorly* you write, i.e. _"No they have been not, you must be,"_ I figure you'd be *thrilled* to watch and listen _once again_ to Stephen *_loquaciously regaling us_* with the *work* by his *team* of *_witty, off-beat, intelligent_* and *_articulate,_* *comedy writers.* You must *like* Colbert's show for you to be watching on his _second night back_ in five months.

@rabblerousin8981 8 ай бұрын

That last joke had me rolling!!! Open belly laughing for minutes. I absolutely love the late night team and writers ….. life is miserable but y’all make me truly laugh. THANK YOU.

@sandybarnes887 8 ай бұрын

I didn't get it. Bleeped

@FTNChicken 8 ай бұрын

I love that Stephen was able to include the Somali runner story in the show just like he said he would on Strike Force Five ⚡️

@jasonmaloney4633 8 ай бұрын

He was so proud to finally show that after waiting all summer, only for it to totally flop.

@tbrandy1405 8 ай бұрын

Colbert and the other Late Night guys kept me sane through the pandemic. Glad to have them back!

@hfar_in_the_sky 8 ай бұрын

"Hmmm! Let me see! 24 hours...23 hours...sh*t!" I laughed hard!

@stephenmccabe9941 8 ай бұрын

Man it is so good that you are back. I needed me some Stephen Colbert laughs.

@sinajebraili8104 8 ай бұрын

When you remember how much you missed someone... I missed you, man 😊

@momszycat4148 8 ай бұрын

My favorite part of the day is watching Colbert💙

@GalactusOG 8 ай бұрын

this is why i watch this show.

@Ralphieboy 8 ай бұрын

No wonder my morning coffee wasn't working...didn't have Colbert to sweeten it.

@Dubbstepist 8 ай бұрын

I'm so glad the crew and everyone is back to work. The Late Show has been sorely missed.

@Beautyaddixion 8 ай бұрын

@@MrConredsXis this English??

@TheBasher-_- 8 ай бұрын

Really had me hating writers. I was like bro if it goes on ONE MORE WEEK I just hope he gets up there and wings it. 😂

@letstrythisagain5096 8 ай бұрын

By who? The sheep 😂😂😂

@artbargra 8 ай бұрын

@@letstrythisagain5096 And yet here you are, giving him views, comments and revenue. Truly big brain time.

@cathywethington5913 8 ай бұрын

By millions of people. If you don't like it, why are you here? Life so empty and pathetic that you have nothing better to do?

@GenRN 8 ай бұрын

I liked seeing that race because I’ve often wondered how well I would do compared to the runners I’ve seen race. Now I know.

@kjamison5951 8 ай бұрын

Pilot: “What is the emergency?” Cabin crew: “You need to meet us on the poop deck.” Pilot: “But aircraft don’t have poop decks.”

@ExMachinaEngineering 8 ай бұрын

Cabin Crew: "They do now."

@sandal_thong8631 8 ай бұрын

Everybody's a comedian.

@DeanofSmoking 8 ай бұрын

Can't you just poop anywhere?

@dmcloren 8 ай бұрын

This one does...

@sueyourself5413 8 ай бұрын

You could write for James Corden.

@edwinromandotcom 8 ай бұрын

Congratulations Louis on your new album!

@rikkiechambers4959 8 ай бұрын

My soul has joy and laughter again 💜😊😂boy have I missed you guys !!

@gypsydee9 8 ай бұрын

So wonderful to have you back, Stephen! We SO NEED comic relief! Thanks!!

@FDR_progressive_liberal 8 ай бұрын

I feel so bad for that sick passenger. The humiliation.

@NathanSimonGottemer 8 ай бұрын

The physical pain too - that has to have been excruciating.

@richarddietzen3137 8 ай бұрын

Could have been worse, Ebola, or not so bad rotavirus, but very contagious.

@shaerenuel9950 8 ай бұрын

I'm just so glad that (as far as I can tell), their identity has been kept private. Their face and/or name could so easily have ended up plastered across the internet.

@kathrynolsen1256 8 ай бұрын

I once got food poisoning on a tour bus that got stuck in traffic in Malaga. Awful awful awful feeling.

@privacyvalued4134 8 ай бұрын

Airport food is notorious for being both expensive and causing food poisoning.

@peterbathum2775 8 ай бұрын

Thanks to you all for doing what you do here. Great to hear your band back !

@siddhantagarwal9363 8 ай бұрын

Glad to know you took Kimmel's advice and showed the Somalian runner. It was great to see you host it. Didn't feel like news. (It's a compliment)

@thomandstacieverroad8417 8 ай бұрын

Finally! Some humor in this time of hatred

@gillesh.9405 8 ай бұрын

Cant believe I was blessed enough to be able to be in the audience of the colbert report in 2013 while I was on holiday in New York (from the EU) and due to a technical bug I got tickets from the website and they still let us in! I never lived in the US but still had been watching the colbert report daily for a few years before!!!

@ACMH98 8 ай бұрын

I'll never get over how supportive and proud Stephen is of his band 🥺🥺🥺❤️

@silverdragon4344 8 ай бұрын

I can't express enough how much I've missed this. 🥰

@chezzehead 8 ай бұрын

I LOVE STEPHEN COLBERT AND MEANWHILE. I missed this show so much. Glad you are back. 😊❤🎆🙏🏽👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

@slowbro1337 8 ай бұрын

The real estate market is so scary price wise that as a millenial wanting their own home, I couldn't even aford a haunted house 😅

@AnnoyingMoose 8 ай бұрын

Buy a house in the U.S. where real estate is dirt cheap! Here in Vancouver, B.C. an average 2,000 sq ft house is $1,200,000 CAD ($875,000 USD).

@Tustin2121 8 ай бұрын

If that ghost wants to keep haunting the house, it better be paying rent. We got bills to pay!

@calinasagilitypartner4444 8 ай бұрын

*afford

@bazzfromthebackground3696 8 ай бұрын

@@AnnoyingMoose Real estate is cheap here if you plan to buy the location just to sit on it and never lease/rent. More than 60% of our apartments are vacant simply because keeping them empty allows them to raise rates because the complex "appears more desirable."

@dandotvid 8 ай бұрын

@@AnnoyingMoose Vancouver is an expensive city, just like all major cities. Real estate in places away from large metropolitan areas isn't so bad.

@jasonjimerson7046 8 ай бұрын

I miss hearing the Meanwhile segments, especially the Spirit Airlines jokes!

@JohnFleshman 8 ай бұрын

OH my dog I almost passed out laughing at the nipple meat bit and Stephen messing it up! Perfect comedy. Dont change Mr Colbert.

@tonyhedgewolf 8 ай бұрын

I just wish we could have heard what he said...

@Blake-xm4xd 8 ай бұрын

So so so happy that Steven is back. It was almost like lockdown these past few months with out Late Night ( mid afternoon the day before in Australia 😅) . I hope the outcome for the workers in the industry is adequate. Laughing is back baby!!!

@GTARC-2023 8 ай бұрын

Oh, how I've missed the late show tears of laughter!

@Pecisk 8 ай бұрын

Steven is having real fun with this segment 😂 yeah, totally missed these laughs about state of things and humanity of it all

@user-po7ev4of1b 8 ай бұрын

Thank God! Congratulations to the writers for the success of their strike! And thank God for the return of Stephen Colbert, the master satirist!

@dirtyfrogz5330 8 ай бұрын

My heart is warmed by you and your writers return.

@waryaawariiri1812 8 ай бұрын

As a Somali, that sister dominated Somali social media sphere and diaspora in late July. I was in London, visiting from Toronto and every Somali was talking about her and her blatant disregard for the norms.

@tru1072 8 ай бұрын

Were...were there really no other better candidates who could have competed?

@waryaawariiri1812 8 ай бұрын

@@tru1072 She was not athlete, never run in her life. Her maternal aunt, who was the executive that runs Somali athletic federation, sent her as an award graduating from a university. Because of this international shocking scandal, it was further revealed her maternal family run that organization like it was family business. Her aunt and her family were fired or forced to resign by embarrassed Somali government.

@brianarbenz1329 8 ай бұрын

So did they figure, “Who would be able to tell?”

@lakrids-pibe 8 ай бұрын

As a non Somali, I think it's a nice chance of pace (pun intended) from the usual scandals about doping. Bring back the amateur competition! The important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win, but to take part; the important thing in Life is not triumph, but the struggle; the essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well. (Okay maybe she didn't fight that well)

@alsen99 8 ай бұрын

@@lakrids-pibeif you mean taking part means getting the experience and to be better in the future then I agree, but if you mean taking part just for taking part because of wanting attention like this scandal then I disagree

@jasenspeed1906 8 ай бұрын

I honestly didn’t think they could break the cheese slice that doubles as a bookmark. Hell of an accomplishment.

@ohsublime1923 8 ай бұрын

I have missed y’all so much!!!

@MinnieandMickeyandSnips 8 ай бұрын

YES!!!! The Somalia Sprinter! See? It wasn’t too late, we still got it! (Any SFF fans here?)

@sweiland75 8 ай бұрын

LOL I have not heard, "you go, girl" in a long time.

@totsmini3105 8 ай бұрын

We sooooo Missed You Stephen!! 🙌✌"ThenWhile", "MenaWhile", you came back just in time💫to ...."slap 'em together on a garbage lid to present the tunnel-dwellers ransom note, of the News that is Your segment..... Meanwhile"❣

@davewilson9738 8 ай бұрын

I really didn't realise just how much I had missed your show! Welcome back Late Show!

@spaceghostnow4010 8 ай бұрын

The footage of the tortoise SENT ME 😂 I'm dead 🤣

@adawil2002 8 ай бұрын

Oscar Meyer "Frankmobile" & Nutrition Info with ingredient. When Stephen 'breaks character' it makes the bit even more funny! The 151 day wait for this joke was worth the wait, true greatness is easy to recognize & must be included in the Best of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

@Highbrow42 8 ай бұрын

Stephen breaking is literally the best part of the Late Show. Love it.

@erikschaepers 8 ай бұрын

I am just realising how much I missed Stephen and the Late Show .... so glad that you are back, guys!!

@tonydagostino6158 8 ай бұрын

There was a similar story not that long ago about a female shot putter who "took one for the team" by running the hurdles so her college TEAM wouldn't be disqualified for not having a runner in the event. Her race was also pretty slow but maybe there was a good reason for this woman to be running as well

@bluegold1026 8 ай бұрын

No reason was given, as far as I'm aware.

@Xalerdane 8 ай бұрын

Apparently the lady in charge of the Somalian government’s department of women’s track and field is her aunt.

@yurielcundangan9090 8 ай бұрын

Jamie and John Oliver was legendary as always

@joe_higachi 8 ай бұрын

Wow the strike was so hard on everyone, the bass player was striking in Australia 😂

@evifnoskcaj 8 ай бұрын

His opening nonsene for Meanwhile is always so impressive. Glad to see Colbert back on and at it! ❤

@creaturion_cosplay 8 ай бұрын

its like missed a season of groundhogdays...i missed meanwhile so much that i forgot about it 🙂 thanks for reminding me how much its neeeded in these times. a sword to the shield, which we've worn for too long!

@laalaa99stl 8 ай бұрын

Nipple Meat is the new name for my postrock band.

@pippogriffthegreat7003 8 ай бұрын

Man, we've missed you guys! Welcome back!

@christophermarshall527 8 ай бұрын

Welcome back y'all, we've all missed ya!!!!!

@susanapeguero 8 ай бұрын

You were sorely missed, Stephen!

@sewellanne 8 ай бұрын

I swear Stephen just gets funnier and funnier! Love Mean/Thenwhile!

@missg.5940 8 ай бұрын

His writers get funnier and funnier.

@ser9656 8 ай бұрын

He said on Strike Force Five he wanted to tell the runner story, and so he did.

@olgacano9789 8 ай бұрын

No body knows what we have until we loose it. It's so good to have you and your team back. You guys are amazing!! Break a leg!!!

@stephenonerhime6806 8 ай бұрын

Thank you Stephen and your wonderful team for bringing back some light into the darkness. You have been sorely missed out here in Nigeria 😊

@amyjackson8725 8 ай бұрын

In case anyone is wondering, tortoises are tunnelers and very determined. You need a barrier at least 3 feet deep and 3 feet high and a cover. They also climb. They are relentless when they want to get out.

@koco23 8 ай бұрын

there are few things as satisfying as when Stephen breaks 😂 God, I missed him.

@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 8 ай бұрын

Diarrhea Plane needed to come to late night TV. Seth mentioned it on Monday night, and now it's here. That story was perfect comedy fodder

@t0mn8r35 8 ай бұрын

"Business class" lololololol....

@joannmatthews4810 8 ай бұрын

Welcome back Stephen!! Praise the Lord!!!! Humor has returned at long last!!!!

@dewimatthews6037 8 ай бұрын

Boy!Those writers had time to write that Meanwhile intro. Congratulations.

@mandcbruce 8 ай бұрын

Stephen we sure did miss you. Glad you're givin' it up for that band. How sweet it is to have everybody back❤❤❤

@silentcaay 8 ай бұрын

Kraft Singles Recall Alert: Food-esque product contains slightly more plastic than intended.

@janohare916 8 ай бұрын

😊

@BlockBoyWez 8 ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert is back with that razzle dazzle! This, i haven't cracked my ribs like this i a minute.😂🤣

@janetstonerook4552 8 ай бұрын

Welcome back. I laughed so hard over the THENWHILE segment that I caused myself severe pains in my sides. God, how I've been missing that! 😂

@lurklingX 8 ай бұрын

omg the hotdog thing HAHAAA! and it's always great to watch stephen break laughing!

@learntotakeajoke3100 8 ай бұрын

I am so going to hell for laughing at that tortoise escape from the vet 😂

@tammystockley-loughlin7680 8 ай бұрын

Save me a seat...it was too funny. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.

@DaellusKnights 8 ай бұрын

The "tortoise escape" was just SO COLD.... 🙀😱 I LOVES IT!!! 😂😭🤣 ☠️

@thepackable 8 ай бұрын

Lmao the fake runner was hilarious but for real. She stole someone else place who had the same dream but did all the hard work to be there. It must have been frustrating for the other girls to even look at her before and especially after the race.

@PitFriend1 8 ай бұрын

I remember one of the Winter Olympics when the only athlete from Morocco was entered in several of the skiing events despite having never skied before. Unsurprisingly he didn’t win or even finish any but he could honestly say he’s an Olympic athlete.

@yurielcundangan9090 8 ай бұрын

Gotta love Dr Colbert. He’s got some gutsss

@timclarke68 8 ай бұрын

Good to have him back. Hes really funny. Glad he's at the top of late night

@mapleleaf8948 8 ай бұрын

My mental health needed you all back. :)

@catYourMom777 8 ай бұрын

This meanwhile has been long awaited. Love you Stephen so glad you’re back! Thank you to the writers!

@NiteMoves2010 8 ай бұрын

In 5th grade, my first "race" was 50 yards...and I had never done it before...so when ALL the other kids were out front, I just walked off the track...the coach yelling at me to finish...and I said.."Why" They all beat me!" 40 years later I literally became a Race Director!

@jeanneeber 8 ай бұрын

Thank Goodness YOU'RE ALL back! 5 months of acute withdrawal! So happy you all got what you wanted! Union Workers RULE! If you don't have one, create one!

@lilwil-ns3uo 8 ай бұрын

I so missed Stephen all summer had kinds of stuff. Colbert is America's treasure IMO

@spanglishgaming 8 ай бұрын

I was getting depressed..😅 just kidding!!. But my happiness went up. Really glad you are back.

@brewsnoop 8 ай бұрын

The BEST writers on television are back!

@jsmeenge 8 ай бұрын

Holy Cow did we miss you guys. It’s so glad to have you back! Glad the writers got the deal they fought for. SO glad to have your talents back helping us smile and laugh more on a daily basis at the crazy stuff happening in the world. Appreciate all of you at LSwSC!!!

@lisamartinbradley1039 8 ай бұрын

OMG Stephen, I have missed you so much! Welcome back!

@lesdircks2540 8 ай бұрын

Funny... just funny.. My jaw is sore.. ha ha!!! Brilliant...

@taloncore 8 ай бұрын

These actor-less unhinged un-re-taked scenes are great! Even when things are back to "normal", do more of these more often.

@Kate-ui5kc 8 ай бұрын

The fun being had by everybody on that stage is embraceable. Happy happy, joy joy 😊

@heatherblume6615 8 ай бұрын

I barely made it through the summer,OMG soooo glad you are back Steven and everyone that makes this show, that makes my life in America laugh instead of cry ❤❤❤❤Thank you!!

@tristanthorndykesrocknroll3082 8 ай бұрын

Imagine having diarrhea so bad it makes the news.

@cindys7906 8 ай бұрын

This was the worst summer evening event of all time . My fall will be refreshing and cool. The words can not express the humorous less summer we all had......❤ So happy a sigh of Relief to end my weekday evenings. Thank you and your staff ❤ Welcome back 😂 We all need to laugh again ......

@creaturion_cosplay 8 ай бұрын

sooo in tears🤣 what a come back #nipplemeat