Bob Mortimer: Eggs & Animals | Would I Lie to You?

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Something always smells funny when it comes to Bob Mortimer's Would I Lie to You? stories (and in most cases, it's not his pocket meat!). Here's all of Bob Mortimer's tales involving eggs and animals.
0:00 - Bob Mortimer, Chris Rea, an Egg and a Bath
6:30 - Is Bob Mortimer a Qualified Dog Massouse?
11:40 - Bob Mortimer's Pocket Meat
17:51 - Bob Mortimer Spider Charmer
22:10 - Bob Mortimer's Pet Owl
27:32 - The Cat With the Sprained Ankle
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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@josemaria8177 6 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer is the closest thing we have to a mythological trickster god

@loner8325 6 ай бұрын

A really wholesome one, too

@nektekket852 6 ай бұрын

I always call him the Comedy Jedi, the man is incapable of not being funny...

@ZsiZsiSzabad 6 ай бұрын

One of the Best comments I’ve read in ages 😂

@Floninjalo 6 ай бұрын

He’s the real deal

@TrevorCopter 6 ай бұрын

Comedy Loki

@Matt-8989 6 ай бұрын

No matter how many times you watch these and even though you know where they’re going, they never fail to make you laugh. Comedy gold!

@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 6 ай бұрын

It just never stops being funny! {:o:O:}

@egalomon 5 ай бұрын

I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not

@yezhikvtumane210 5 ай бұрын

The look on David's face when uttering "What should I base it on, Bob" will never not be priceless!!!

@MovieNut14 Ай бұрын

That's the face of a broken man.

@robinbreburda7493 24 күн бұрын

True true. And immediately followed by „OF COUUURSE!!!“ 😂

@Emma-xd5fs 23 күн бұрын

Every time 😂😂😂😂

@MovieNut14 6 ай бұрын

Why is it weirdly satisfying to see David completely fall apart when faced with Bob...

@RickReasonnz 4 ай бұрын

Lord of Logic meets the Man of Mischief

@user-mi1fh5pi6p Ай бұрын

I love how he's ruining David completely 😅😅😅, Bob's a legend 😅😅

@AJ-em5rl 6 ай бұрын

whoever wrote that Chris Rea card deserves some praise. It really sounds like a plausible Bob Mortimer story

@meatslayer5301 6 ай бұрын

everything sounds plausible when Bob is involved

@vulkanac47 6 ай бұрын

well most of the story is true, he did do single with chris for Middlesbrough, bob is in the video

@83gemm 6 ай бұрын

What doesn’t?

@SykoticBanana 2 ай бұрын

Imagine poor Chris Rea watching this

@S.Trades 14 күн бұрын

EVERYTHING sounds plausible when Bob explains it! He's just a legend on here! Worth every penny!

@Veilou24 6 ай бұрын

"Very fast company cars" and "Televised traffic" are absolutely brilliant descriptions of Formula 😂😂

@gudea5207 6 ай бұрын

“He’s been about a bit” is the greatest understatement I’ve ever heard

@DG-pu1lp 6 ай бұрын

I love that they always put Bob on Lee’s team so he can torment David.

@walmartsucks1995 6 ай бұрын

i dont care how many times i see his clips, bob's life is crazy and i love it

@ThereAreNoHandlesLeft 6 ай бұрын

If you haven't read his memoir you owe it to yourself

@j.2221 4 ай бұрын

"this is just a lump of meat and feathers" still gets me every time

@ropeburns1928 2 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.

@MCglamour217 Ай бұрын

I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!

@indianhistorybuff Ай бұрын

Best of luck hope life turns around much brighter soon

@susantaylor5106 Ай бұрын

Me too - very sad time for me but Bib manages to make me laugh ❤

@MCglamour217 Ай бұрын

@@indianhistorybuff thank you! 💕

@MCglamour217 Ай бұрын

@@susantaylor5106 ❣️

@adambage 12 күн бұрын

Stay strong guys and girls. I hope the best of your past becomes the worst of your future! ❤

@adambodhi431 6 ай бұрын

Just sheer brilliance. This show with the 2 team captains and Bob, for me, make it the funniest show on TV by a long way, just brilliant

@mateuszScott9432 6 ай бұрын

Poor Rob doesn't get a look in!

@adambodhi431 6 ай бұрын

@@mateuszScott9432 And of course not forgetting Rob 😁

@83gemm 6 ай бұрын

It kills me that the gold doily was just a bonus tossed in there with no relation to anything. 😂

@robharris8844U 5 ай бұрын

So was the egg! 😂😂

@Gabriel-cv4vp 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, but these things are just soo Chris!

@robharris8844U 5 ай бұрын

@@Gabriel-cv4vp eggeration ....?

@mrquirky3626 6 ай бұрын

It's a shame this show only does 9 episodes a year. I need more David Mitchell break downs than that!

@Kleavers 6 ай бұрын

Quality over quanitity though

@BradleeRoss 6 ай бұрын

No one makes Lee laugh like Bob does. 😂

@robharris8844U 5 ай бұрын

Lee runs the show when Bob is not on but when Bob is on Lee is in awe!

@TheMilkyWayFlid 5 ай бұрын

If there isn't a statue of Bob somewhere, we have failed as a country. Absolute legend

@baab4229 6 ай бұрын

"Televised traffic" is such a David way to describe a Formula 1 race

@ZolaClyde 6 ай бұрын

I never tire of Bob Mortimer, I can watch these over and over …. 🍳 ,🐕 ,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥚, 🕷️ , 😵🦉… 🥴🐈

@barksyboyking 6 ай бұрын

Ah - another Bob Mortimer video to view 3768462 times. Excellent.

@AeolianMusica 6 ай бұрын

As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.

@hundovir 4 ай бұрын

Ah yes, reflexology - that well known pseudoscience. "Postdoc"? Where? Mickey Mouse University?

@A1937CX 4 ай бұрын

@@hundovirstop being a snowflake, it was clearly a joke

@hundovir 4 ай бұрын

@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.

@Not_An_EV Күн бұрын

@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.

@chrishopkins3316 6 ай бұрын

Bob vs David is the WILTY equivalent of Carrot in a Box

@Mrdreadwarrior 6 ай бұрын

The company car joke is one of the most clever jokes I heard him make. Gotta love Bob

@HM-fu9qq 6 ай бұрын

Lee, Rob and David are absolutely brilliant together, but Bob is just a Legend

@AJ-ei3ee 6 ай бұрын

Imagine going to a dinner party and Bob is there telling stories accompanied by vinegar and pocket meat 😅😅😅

@PastaRiiCe123 5 ай бұрын

"A ginger nut is not just a biscuit; it could also be a tentative testicle" 😂

@huckleberry12 6 ай бұрын

bob vs david is the apex of comedy.

@liammuhlhahn780 Ай бұрын

"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context

@emilyzahora3330 6 ай бұрын

I just realized that David and Victoria sound exactly the same when they say “This is awful”.

@Pantsman1973 6 ай бұрын

When Bob meets his maker, you just know every news bulletin is going to run these clips. What an epitaph.

@EHYHDY 5 ай бұрын

Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British ❤

@djmattc1978 6 ай бұрын

I must have seen these clips over 100 times and it still makes me laugh out loud.

@AJ-ei3ee 6 ай бұрын

Same, I think I know it word for word now 😂😂😂

@silverislander 9 күн бұрын

If I am ever in a bad mood or having a bad day, I watch Bob Mortimer and everything is ok.

@ahmedhamada1423 Ай бұрын

" I don't have to breathe in to breathe out." So where does the air come from? 😂😂😂😢

@petejones879 5 ай бұрын

Bob is and will probably always be my favourite character on wilty

@Merlin_Price 6 ай бұрын

It's as if his entire career was in preparation to lie to David Mitchell about ludicrous things.

@JonnyBSmiff Ай бұрын

2:51 Debbie's face when bob says I tried to make it come is hilarious! 🤣

@TheMelanda 4 ай бұрын

"it's all been a bit of a lot of talking" is the funniest panelist comment I've heard in years

@2dark09 6 ай бұрын

I watch this once a day 😂😂

@yuppys 4 ай бұрын

I can watch this a hundreds times and still piss myself with laughter! It's all the little remarks he makes in between that get me.....

@ludoviclemaignen9432 6 ай бұрын

Fyi, egg white coagulate at about 60°C

@youknowwho9247 6 ай бұрын

So definitely not in a bath. 😂

@galiyan06 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for that!

@johnnyjohnn281 23 күн бұрын

I won't ask. 😂

@onelove154 8 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@makeup-dances 6 ай бұрын

I could listen to Bob all day, he's hilarious. Nearly choked on my tea numerous times watching this😂😂

@AveragePicker 6 ай бұрын

Can we just get a show called Would Bob Lie to You

@AJ-ei3ee 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@AA-69 3 ай бұрын

Jesus...what must life be like in Bob's World 😂🤣😂

@danielarlay 6 ай бұрын

“what should i base it on, bob?”

@clairewheeler2937 6 ай бұрын

I laughed so loud throughout. Love Bob.

@gilwood7530 6 ай бұрын

All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC

@andybeyer2230 6 ай бұрын

His books are absolutely incredible if you want some long-form Bob rambling

@gilwood7530 6 ай бұрын

@@andybeyer2230 I'll have to give a look...thanks

@BeansMcCoy 6 ай бұрын

Has Bob ever been on David’s team or do they just automatically torture David?

@joelangley7974 6 ай бұрын

The latter, he was always on Lee’s

@franksfiddle9031 2 ай бұрын

"you'll always take them a bottle of vinegar ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rooty 4 ай бұрын

I wonder how many lies they come up with for Bob and he has tell them "no I've actually done that". Must be a lot.

@Momo-Trio-Buzz 5 ай бұрын

Don’t try drinking wine and cooking while watching… you’ll never get the stains out 😂

@paulpaul5606 4 ай бұрын

He’s a legend

@dej71 6 ай бұрын

Bob “Sheogorath the Prince of Madness” Mortimer

@Omegon 8 сағат бұрын

....when you constantly get an ad on the reveal.

@DG-pu1lp 6 ай бұрын

Bob would be the perfect dinner party guest. What a wit!

@nobodyanderson4353 5 ай бұрын

He would leave foot prints on your kitchen sink when he goes for a wee.

@S.Trades 14 күн бұрын

An owl with a colostomy bag? Only in Bobs world! This was indeed a VERY sick owl!

@lalduhawmachongthu2835 3 ай бұрын

Totally lost it when David said, "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit, it could be a tentative testicle" 😅😅

@GAZWALMSLEY 4 ай бұрын

Bob IS Britain's funniest man - FACT

@lindaj5492 Ай бұрын

Bob’s posture & expression as he giggles are just delightful - like a naughty kid 😂

@Giriprakash8 6 ай бұрын

What should I base it on bob😂😂

@Downarabbithole276 7 күн бұрын

I friggin adore Bob.

@christopherpenny5826 5 ай бұрын

Fun fact: egg yolk is genuinely a really good conditioner for the hair 😂 not done it myself though..

@gordonkerr7943 5 күн бұрын

With every appearance from Bob on WILTY, David becomes visibly more concerned for his own sanity! Bob is just a genius.❤

@malahammer 6 ай бұрын

What about the snipers friend and Inspector Bytheway 😭

@user-qx3eb2jx1p 5 ай бұрын

''Im GINGER about them '' 😅

@danielorgel3644 2 ай бұрын

Bob is just the best

@marcushinton772 13 күн бұрын

I've read his autobiography and as usual there were many surprises!

@Mjhs77 Ай бұрын

This man is absolute legend 😂

@wendywatkins628 2 ай бұрын

Oh I think I have watched this Mortimer montage 10 times now, I'm still laughing at it. Bob is a national treasure!

@onelove154 8 күн бұрын

Bob "Can I just say. This is very disrespectful the way you're all carrying on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣

@unknownname1941 6 ай бұрын

There will always be one Bob Mortimer ❤️

@ElFimpo 4 ай бұрын

Bob is to pure ❤😂

@elizabethvarney7935 2 ай бұрын

Just brilliant .

@yushamush9849 4 ай бұрын

Good Monson

@carolynp3114 6 ай бұрын

All I want for Christmas is BoB Mortimer on Season 16 of WILTY because so far it hasn't aired in America and I'm sick about it.

@kevinfairclough4619 2 ай бұрын

Loved every minute. Lee’s brain is wired for quick comedy. 😂

@PatstarDeluxe 3 ай бұрын

The chemical analysis of the behaviour of the albumin

@yaseen157 15 күн бұрын

Can't believe I'm still finding new clips! (Dog masseur)

@belindamay8063 2 ай бұрын

The egg story is the best ever.

@mohammedzahid1990 6 ай бұрын

This is hilarious

@FidelChaztro 13 күн бұрын

He just muddies up the water to fuck and nobody can even remotely deal with it.Bob Mortimer is a genius.

@koalabitches 6 ай бұрын

the first one will forever be my favourite

@InanDante 2 ай бұрын

Even funnier when Lee collapses and bangs the table when listening to Bob's surreal explanations.

@Trillock-hy1cf 6 ай бұрын

WILTY is just not the same without Bob Mortimer on it.

@PeteArmstrong 18 күн бұрын

Looking forward to the break 75

@DamianMartins 6 ай бұрын

Good Monson everybody!

@going2Mars 6 ай бұрын

‘Pocket meat’!

@belindamay8063 2 ай бұрын

‘A box of owl nourishment”!

@jackbuff_I Ай бұрын

He is a genius.. 100% genius 😂

@stephenswistchew7720 6 ай бұрын

Funniest show on tv and none of it written or rehearsed all ad lib pure genius American comedy should see this and learn it’s funnier to be natural than some writers idea of what’s funny

@ashjackson7088 16 күн бұрын

If you had the soul stone from the avengers and a bunch of serotonin, you’d get Bob

@mikeolly67 5 ай бұрын

Bob would be outstanding as our prime minister, he’d be able to make Britain great again

@KickassUncle 6 ай бұрын

Your new King hasn't done much yet, Britain, but he has a great opportunity to kickstart his reign. He should beatify Bob.

@raymondanderson793 Ай бұрын

Brilliant

@lindaj5492 Ай бұрын

If it had been a gerbil, I’d have used a lute! 😂

@magsjackson1530 Ай бұрын

Just love Bob Mortimer

@steveryan4410 26 күн бұрын

Does the Dog have a Tattoo..... iam gone i missed the next few minutes... GOLD PURE GOLD

@Gzeebo 6 ай бұрын

I knew he was lying, The Rare Breeds Farm is actually in Woodchurch, not Warehorne.

@fuckbollock 6 ай бұрын

Anyone who likes Bob should check out his podcast Athletico Mince. Hilarious shit.

@chrissparkes6497 3 ай бұрын

It’s Lee Macis reaction 😂😂😂😂😂

@danishih 2 ай бұрын

David's howl at the end of the Chris Rea story is akin the the birth scream of Slaneesh, which created the Eye of Terror and tore the fabric of reality asunder