Bob Mortimer's Best Taskmaster Moments

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'Bury Me' - some of the best bits of Bob Mortimer on Taskmaster Series 5.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@rasmusn.e.m1064 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer is what you get when a man never questions a single thought in his own head xD I bloody love him xD

@TheHutchy01 4 жыл бұрын

He's just the right kind of insane for Taskmaster

@MrSkinnyWhale 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he does question his thoughts and these are the ones that made it through!

@danielnewill2624 3 жыл бұрын

There is no argument with your comment, the man is silent genius.

@hadesdrums4634 3 жыл бұрын

How did he win with that sort of mind

@akshaydalvi1534 3 жыл бұрын

He's just a child at heart

@Griffith-Did-Nothing-Wrong 4 жыл бұрын

The coconut businessman looked like a sniper's dream.

@pedropiper173 4 жыл бұрын

Classic Mortimer

@samueldaddo8182 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@jamespants6591 4 жыл бұрын

Gouda has always been associated with the dark side

@thehop639 4 жыл бұрын

@@decimanightelf4135 you really don't get it.....

@AB-gz9yb 4 жыл бұрын

Griffith Did Nothing Wrong Iv bin binge watching bob for the last 3 hours or so

@GoranofallTrades 4 жыл бұрын

No wonder Bob's stories on WILTY are always true. "One time, I cuddled with Alex Horne in a boot of a car and I sang Muffin man to him."

@antster1983 3 жыл бұрын

I saw his most recent appearance on WILTY. He broke David Mitchell again, and this time the story involved another egg wrapped in meat and Damon Hill.

@smilesfordays 3 жыл бұрын

@@antster1983 the only man brave enough to carry pocket meat. And eat it.

@ragnarokangaroo 3 жыл бұрын

"I once rang up the counties of Britain looking to purchase urine."

@antster1983 3 жыл бұрын

@@ragnarokangaroo "I once had Alex Horne eat my face."

@dtracers 3 жыл бұрын

"I have to sit on a toilet backwards because my butthole is too high" This would once again be a really crazy one to have on WILTY

@radarsada 4 жыл бұрын

Bob is the most chaotic good person I have ever seen

@slartybartfast4213 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is the epitome of Chaotic-Good, he combines pure joy with madness

@jasonbrown6184 7 ай бұрын

You can almost see him wielding a pet space hamster whilst dungeoneering, encouraging it to 'go for the eyes' when crossing paths with ne'er do wells.

@davidlittlewood2860 4 жыл бұрын

The entire casts reaction to the 'anus too high' bit is wonderful. Greg doesn't know what the hell is going on and Sally looks like she's on the verge of tears she's laughing so hard.

@eva.mia. 4 жыл бұрын

and nish just on the floor hahaha

@feverpa 3 жыл бұрын

@@eva.mia. and Watto just staring and blinking.... like Horne. Between them, they encompass every reaction possible. It's glorious.

@nathanglover8938 3 жыл бұрын

Aisling is already looking away when he starts talking because she knows he’s going to be bats**t, and she probably won’t be able to contain herself

@PetroicaRodinogaster264 3 жыл бұрын

And I wet myself laughing!

@Surgicalsteel222 3 жыл бұрын

It also almost killer Kumar😂

@iamdb1990 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer should be on every programme on all of TV

@colonel_bootycakes 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@maeve332 4 жыл бұрын

I support this statement

@AH-te5gs 4 жыл бұрын

The Masked Singer, Blue Peter and Sherlock

@CucumberpatchAddict 3 жыл бұрын

@@AH-te5gs do you know how much i would pay to see him play john watson's dad

@AH-te5gs 3 жыл бұрын

@@CucumberpatchAddict That could be hilarious

@peterharris3181 3 жыл бұрын

Missing "Do we strike you?", "Have you stolen much?", and "Have you ever seen or eaten a wind dried puffin?"

@ivanadriazola1991 3 жыл бұрын

I HAVE SINNED AGAIN

@imanoob221 3 жыл бұрын

“Do we strike you?” had me in stitches for a good 10 minutes when I saw that episode

@antster1983 3 жыл бұрын

That's because Rosalind's a fucking nightmare.

@reginaphalange7795 2 жыл бұрын

@@imanoob221 oh me too, reduced to tears.

@ohhi1134 4 жыл бұрын

Bob is a national treasure

@turboflamez161 4 жыл бұрын

Love both Vic & Bob but Bob stands out slightly more I'd agree. Ironic given that Bob was once just a solicitor in the crowd at one of Vic's early gigs!

@PiousMoltar 4 жыл бұрын

He's an international treasure I lived in Boro for four years too, really grew to love the accent

@sharicealexandria1 4 жыл бұрын

he's a galactic treasure

@CyberEJ 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I came to the comments to say

@cmarq817 3 жыл бұрын

Hey! International treasure! I love him as much as you 🇵🇹!

@anonymousnate678 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite people in the world. He seems to approach every situation with joy and optimism. Really knows how to live a fun life.

@darralnolan5792 4 жыл бұрын

Sandra's stinky meat pie

@finndonoghue150 3 жыл бұрын

He’s my favourite out of him and vic

@42isTh3Answ3r 8 ай бұрын

Bobtimism

@mindicity3874 2 жыл бұрын

3:42 - the fact that they went to the trouble to censor the coconut's mouth instead of just adding the typewriter noise is one of the many tiny details that I adore about this show.

@Wyvernnnn Жыл бұрын

You wouldn't want children to lipread him!

@robynthethird4776 3 жыл бұрын

"you can't rush genius" "hurry up" *Stare of implacable pain*

@MichaelM28 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure nish kumar doesn't count as genius

@alexanderbrown8921 3 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelM28 That would be the joke.

@lengthmuldoon 4 жыл бұрын

The fine line between madness and genius is called the "Mortimer line"

@PamDangersnatch 3 жыл бұрын

“My very first job was as a painter-decorator. I saw the woman whose house I had painted and she said it had never needed painting since. Cause it fucking burned down.”

@SnoodyMcFlude 3 жыл бұрын

Says a lot about Bob that he's able to make other comedians poss themselves laughing so easily. They way they all crease up at the Piss graph is a good example of this

@crummdog8125 3 жыл бұрын

He’s just a great person. Defo the comedians comedian.

@videt7459 Жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer has only two modes: Utterly normal everyman, and surreal Dadesque nutter. Glorious.

@beth12svist Жыл бұрын

Often somehow both at the same time.

@momon969 4 жыл бұрын

The best of Bob Mortimer is all of Bob Mortimer.

@mylahobbit1815 3 жыл бұрын

the way he said 'there's the banana, the deodorant, use them if you want' as if it's so normal

@jakedenneyfilms 4 жыл бұрын

CHEEZE (18) I think is probably one of the most underrated moments of Taskmaster. Genuinely surreal and clever. And hilARio.

@miledith555 4 жыл бұрын

I genuinely started wheezing

@austinfull8941 4 жыл бұрын

It was overshadowed by the great cinematography of Sally's chilbirth film

@theafr0842 3 жыл бұрын

Sort of like howtobasic

@blackerguy999 3 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of howtobasic

@frasierfreak92 16 күн бұрын

It really is, at least it shows they were writing Shooting Stars themselves because nobody else is mental enough 😂

@iainjames03 4 жыл бұрын

"Especially if it was... one of the quicker days" That's it. I'm gone.

@3darkdescents537 4 жыл бұрын

Bye

@iainjames03 4 жыл бұрын

@@3darkdescents537 You do know I was meaning it was hilarous, right...?

@3darkdescents537 4 жыл бұрын

Iain Meldrum yes, I was just forcing it to mean something else

@maeve332 4 жыл бұрын

Iain Meldrum lol they said bye because u said I’m gone

@iainjames03 4 жыл бұрын

@@maeve332 * sigh * I know. I was meaning that it was so funny that it pretty much floored me. I thought the exchange I had with 3DarkDescents might have made that pretty clear but I guess it still went over your head...

@tr0nb0y 2 жыл бұрын

"I was looking into buying gallons of piss" is such a wonderfully odd thing to say.

@rockinthecazbah4 4 жыл бұрын

I love Sally losing it while Bob tells his pooping story.

@valeriesmith979 4 жыл бұрын

I think Bob is one of the kindest men, always is so innocently funny, never a harsh word towards anyone or anything. Just as sweet as they come !!!!!

@dtracers 3 жыл бұрын

until he comes to questioning your life story and calls you a nightmare!

@OsellaSquadraCorse 2 жыл бұрын

Excepting the ferryman of Woolwich...

@BigDylan66 Жыл бұрын

@@dtracers and asking if he should strike you

@smokeandkippers 3 жыл бұрын

Any show Bob is on is instantly ten times funnier.

@GoWithTh3Flow 3 жыл бұрын

He is genuinely the first person I search for in any British comedy show montage.

@andreaskarlsson5251 9 ай бұрын

@@GoWithTh3Flow him and acaster!

@jlust6660 4 жыл бұрын

Now I know this is about Bob Mortimer, but that "Can't rush genius - Hurry up" joke was so brilliant.

@jimmy_the_squid9456 3 жыл бұрын

7:47 the greatest moment in Taskmaster history, no one else has ever managed to literally break everyone else, until Mike Wozniak and his haemorrhoids

@WyattRyeSway Жыл бұрын

I loved that one!

@HillyDee89 Жыл бұрын

Oh it's an absolute casserole down there

@mcjecca 7 ай бұрын

Greg and Alex's faces at 7:55 and then Nish literally on the floor laughing at 8:11 - I love watching everyone laugh at Bob.

@BY-xd1yr 2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I wonder if Bob is actually trying to win or just make himself laugh really hard when he sees it later.

@andreaskarlsson5251 9 ай бұрын

bit of both i think xD

@saratide2626 4 жыл бұрын

They left out "have you stolen much in your life?" so what is even the point?

@davesmith2194 4 жыл бұрын

Do we strike you???

@Brownalebelly 4 жыл бұрын

@@davesmith2194 Rosalind's a fucking nightmare

@AB-gz9yb 4 жыл бұрын

That was such a good challenge both teams did great

@austinfull8941 4 жыл бұрын

ROSALIND'S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHE JUMPS QUITE FAR FOR A WOMAN OF HER AAAAAGE!!!

@james-xf1ox 3 жыл бұрын

@@austinfull8941 😂😂😂

@oldschoolm8 4 жыл бұрын

Bob is brilliant. I’ve always enjoyed his surrealist approach to comedy. The cheeze video and the stop motion parts were quite dada like, maybe something Salvador Dali would’ve done if he was from North Yorkshire!

@MegaVikingen 4 жыл бұрын

What he did at the very beginning of the "retrace your steps" challenge was actually quite brilliant. By removing and dropping the large piece of crust he had a unique piece that he knew was his starting point as soon as he saw it again.

@zinelabidineessihi 3 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer has no filter whatsoever. That being said, his comedy feels the most natural.

@ryanhalien8468 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Bob is that uncle who’s inexplicably good at everything and always has the best stories

@michaelritchie2968 2 жыл бұрын

The high anus stuff is brilliant, but I just love the throwaway lines like, "I was in a dispute with the Woolwich Ferry..."

@NefariousPorpoise 3 жыл бұрын

Greg's voice for "Barbara" was a spot-on Noel Fielding impression, hahahaha.

@gemmasalmon9667 3 жыл бұрын

Rewound the video to watch this and you’re spot on!

@mariem8033 2 жыл бұрын

Especially when Noel is playing Richmond on “The IT Crowd”

@Bob3D2000 2 жыл бұрын

It was as well!

@prakharjain9801 2 жыл бұрын

We do beg your pardon, we're in your garden

@danopticon Жыл бұрын

Bob is 100% perfect in every show, but what most adds to my enjoyment of Bob in this compilation is Nish’s unbridled laughter at everything Bob does! Although Sally losing it completely over Bob’s anus story is also great, especially considering she’s the maniac of that series.

@elizabethenas5640 Жыл бұрын

Nish is in general such a generous laugher for his comic peers. It really boosts the enjoyment factor here, I agree.

@TheEllaDarling 4 жыл бұрын

First thing that came to mind is "should we strike you?"

@Kyle_Hubbard 4 жыл бұрын

"Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?"

@edwardv1255 4 жыл бұрын

@@Kyle_Hubbard The thief is obviously hidden in the shrubbery.

@samueldaddo8182 4 жыл бұрын

Edward V just use some Fugi 9 to find him. that fixes everything

@Kyle_Hubbard 4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardv1255 Do you hear that? "We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden."

@antster1983 3 жыл бұрын

Like Bill Whittlingham's hand lion?

@GoWithTh3Flow 3 жыл бұрын

As an American, I wish we had our own Bob Mortimer. The man is absolutely a living legend and master storyteller.

@atrumluminarium 2 жыл бұрын

7:45 I've never seen anyone derail taskmaster to effortlessly and that far beyond recovery as Bob did in a few seconds here 🤣

@Imyournewpeppep 4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised Bob does so well on the tasks considering his brass hand

@sparo_splat 4 жыл бұрын

Imyournewpeppep What else would you expect from a man that does his own dentistry?

@AB-gz9yb 4 жыл бұрын

Imyournewpeppep lol brilliant

@devononair 3 жыл бұрын

He had a lot of practice from building dirigibles.

@AH-be6bu 3 жыл бұрын

It's a wonder he doesn't stain the envelopes with Pearsons brass hand oil.

@sprucemaroose 2 жыл бұрын

@@devononair I've always wanted one of those in my clooney

@tmc8770 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer's whole life is basically taskmaster

@samfitzpatrick7891 4 жыл бұрын

Shame the mask one didn’t get in. “I am a sinner, I have sinned”

@andreaskarlsson5251 4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, should have been in imo! Better than the special cuddle imo.

@GinoZump 4 жыл бұрын

exactly! that was clearly the best moment

@andreaskarlsson5251 4 жыл бұрын

@@GinoZump Yeah but it was in the champion of champions. Remember Noel was in the task as well and I guess this compilation is from season 5 only.

@samfitzpatrick7891 4 жыл бұрын

@@andreaskarlsson5251 didn't know that! Thanks for letting me know. I have been confused for a while why I can never find that episode in season 5 :)

@andreaskarlsson5251 4 жыл бұрын

@@samfitzpatrick7891 champion of champions episodes were great. Hope they'll make a new one with the 5 new champs!

@sithonis7818 4 жыл бұрын

this channel is slowly becoming a national treasure with each upload

@malenotyalc 4 жыл бұрын

Bob is one of the few blokes that make me cry with laughter - my damn cheeks hurt.

@xaostek 4 жыл бұрын

LOL they censored the coconut's drawn-on mouth!!!! Ok, I'm on board with the censors now

@theknightinyellowarmor2901 4 жыл бұрын

Yet after his peel banana they missed Aisling saying she "fucking love that"

@kris778 Жыл бұрын

Nish’s cackling in the background makes everything so much funnier 😂

@nunyanunya4147 Жыл бұрын

NOW! thats what i call Nish laughing Available in stores please order responsibly.

@marybarker7604 4 жыл бұрын

“And that is wur I wish to be buried!”

@misstrussteLgbTq 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s not something I do - throw weetabix” ... next season of WILTY Bob: I have started the world weetabix throwing league

@miledith555 4 жыл бұрын

Every word he says is just pure genius. The piss graph killed me and both of his films were just absolutely amazing 😂

@tiltedmouse1972 Жыл бұрын

the most unique person ever. big love for Bob

@chrisgreen1222 4 жыл бұрын

He looks like if Kevin Spacey and Martin Freeman had a love child

@raefrater4172 4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly who he looks like! I was trying to figure it out for ages😂

@letsdillydally 4 жыл бұрын

YES! Exactly

@chiroptera626 4 жыл бұрын

...(Slowly dawning on me)...😲 (X-files music)

@blahblah2575 4 жыл бұрын

He also looks like the older version of Liam Payne

@chosethebluepill 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! He looks so much like Jude Law in his younger videos, though.

@unbearifiedbear1885 3 жыл бұрын

His "How to open a banana" effort is *proof positive* of Bobs genius 😂 WILTY, Taskmaster, and Gone Fishing have, over the last few years, had some of the best Bob bits I've ever seen.. most comedians trail off into irrelevance after 5-10yrs.. this guy gets more relevant and more *irreverent* with each appearance 😂 we love ya, Bob ❤

@ronvlaarsvar6867 3 жыл бұрын

The video is 16 minutes long. I can only assume he was only on the show for 16 minutes

@Sherpiddy 3 жыл бұрын

Bob is so deliciously insane he’s a national treasure

@Fatbikethong 4 жыл бұрын

This, and all of his WILTY appearances, should be shown on a permanent loop feed on every NHS waiting room TV across the UK, instead of the vacuous, depressing, shite that is currently on.

@derrickpang3680 4 жыл бұрын

Nish Kumar must have loved having Bob on, he laughed so hard

@sfoster.23 4 жыл бұрын

This man must be protected at all costs

@martinstent5339 2 жыл бұрын

"I was in dispute with the Woolwich ferry". That was just too much, I had to pause it any dry my eyes!

@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын

"I thought, fuck it, I'll fill his boat with piss."

@steveoc1857 3 жыл бұрын

I used to throw WeetBix professionally, and Bob is as fine an athlete as any of us pros.

@pedropiper173 4 жыл бұрын

This channel will be gold when more uploads are done. I LOVE TASKMASTER

@singenstattatmen5096 3 жыл бұрын

This channel is officially gold, then. Best thing to come out of 2020 as well, what with all the hometasking, the charity download, the new year's special... In short, Alex Horne and this show are an absolute blessing.

@jenelaina5665 4 жыл бұрын

Especially if it was one of the quicker days. 😂 One of my absolute favorite Taskmaster moments. Bob is a treasure.

@vandanalikhmania3731 4 жыл бұрын

I will never get over the way he says "that's because their water is so delicious"

@jimmyrustler8983 2 жыл бұрын

"They literally cannae stop."

@technicallyfootsies9998 4 жыл бұрын

This just confirms that Bob Mortimer is actually How to Basic

@AH-be6bu 3 жыл бұрын

It all makes sense now

@pegleg2959 3 жыл бұрын

Not quite the same.

@mayonnnnnaise 4 жыл бұрын

Bob mortimer is definitely either a very young soul or a very very old soul. So child-like.

@WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck 2 ай бұрын

That man is a true national treasure

@ErnestJHobbs 3 жыл бұрын

I have the biggest crush on Sally... She really lights up which ever room she is in

@reginaphalange7795 2 жыл бұрын

Yes Ernest Hobbs, she is my girl crush and a brilliant comedian. That series was a really good bunch.

@stateofmind91 2 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer is simultaneously a raving lunatic and national treasure...

@zac_m 3 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer holding court on these british talk shows is something we need to send out into space

@hudds90 2 жыл бұрын

he is just by far one of the funniest men there has ever been and a dying breed

@KellyJoule 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine Bob, Hugh, and Rhod all on the same season? Jesus...

@singenstattatmen5096 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer is a national treasure and a riot. Can't wait for when you guys upload his season.

@garchompenthusiast 2 жыл бұрын

cheeze is genuinely one of the funniest short films I've ever fucking seen AND THE BANANA ONE it's almost like he's a very good sketch comedian!

@LevUFO 4 жыл бұрын

I cannot stop watching these, Cheers To Taskmaster For Posting These!!!!

@skar5541 3 жыл бұрын

My Father was Muffin Man. Something not often said but unbelievable endearing.

@garshaw8404 4 жыл бұрын

Legend is a word used too often, but in this case: Bob Mortimer, the man, the Legend! Thank you Bob, you surprise and delight me everytime. Thank you very much to Task Master too, one of my favourite shows.

@Adrianovaz2007 4 жыл бұрын

"At that age something brown and cylindrical is going in" I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAAAAAAAAAAAT

@mattkinsella9856 3 жыл бұрын

How has Bob not been on our TV more in the last 30 years? I feel like we haven't had nearly enough.

@Supercrayawn 4 жыл бұрын

Just what we were all waiting for! Bob Mortimer is a national treasure!

@Jubeltorsk 4 жыл бұрын

This compilation is nothing without "I AM A SINNER, I HAVE SINNED!"

@CatalanStudios 3 жыл бұрын

When does he say that?

@Jubeltorsk 3 жыл бұрын

@@CatalanStudios In the Champion of Champions miniseries

@antster1983 2 жыл бұрын

*_I ' V E S I N N E D A G A I N_*

@vietnamesefisheatbananas8607 2 жыл бұрын

Bob: "I once threw a Weetabix into a bucket on the first attempt" David: "LIE" Bob: "It was in fact true"

@lhfirex 8 ай бұрын

This video still doesn't feel like it collects enough of Bob's best moments.

@evegasse6999 4 жыл бұрын

This is great!!!! I think Bob is the most underrated champion. I hope you'll do a Best of Sally Phillips too!

@rocketforthree4479 4 жыл бұрын

Including the Commerce joke was amazing, thank you!

@robertstraw9881 4 жыл бұрын

He’s a genius. And without doubt one of my favourite people in the world.

@laurenjcoates 4 жыл бұрын

We need a best of Alex Horne video!

@singenstattatmen5096 4 жыл бұрын

Yeeees absolutely! Starring the "water feature" with Rhod Gilbert. XD

@elaineforan4751 4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to include Lisa tarbuck and the cream cake!

@ahrenstarr6273 2 жыл бұрын

Bob is amazing. I would love having dinner and drinks to just listen to his crazy stories.

@kellie5476 2 жыл бұрын

"Do we strike you?" Would that be with the hand lion, Bob? 😂

@DaftJok3r 4 жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer: Renaissance Man

@adivhahomathivha1881 4 ай бұрын

"Coconut. The largest of all the nuts" Something about the way Bob delivers that line is just perfect

@stone5against1 2 жыл бұрын

Love how Nish is losing it pretty much whenever they show Bob's tasks ;)

@menwithven2862 3 жыл бұрын

I can say without doubt that Bob is the funniest person ever

@crummdog8125 3 жыл бұрын

I wholeheartedly agree.

@XIIIMPC 2 жыл бұрын

The way the piss graph story just keeps going and going is amazing

@michaelnewman2343 4 жыл бұрын

I love that sort of thing!

@jolie_julie5599 3 жыл бұрын

What WILTY moment was that again? I can't remember the joke?

@michaelnewman2343 3 жыл бұрын

@@jolie_julie5599 apple splitting

@NathanSmith-om8ym 3 жыл бұрын

@@jolie_julie5599 does your wife play cricket?

@Nerdynessocity Жыл бұрын

7:56 I love how Greg's hand just instinctually goes to Alex, like "Dude I need to HEAR this!" Small details showing the friendliness between the cast make me smile a lot