For those worried about the safety of the ducks, don't. There has never been a accident on the Original Ducks. Unlike Branson they don't go out in a lake. Within seconds they could have that duck on the beach and safe. Also, if you look at the roof of the duck in the video you'll see a red area. That is an emergency exit. It's Velcro and just tears away. The Branson ducks had a solid roof and side curtains blocking exits. Besides the duck never being more than a few seconds from shore on the river once it gets out on Lake Delton the lake is only 8' deep and a duck is over 8' high. If it sank you could just sit in it until a rescue duck showed up.

Man, he was telling grade A dad jokes, and no one cared. I'm sitting here laughing lol

As the driver of this tour, I want to personally thank you for taking the effort to produce such an awesome video about the best Duck Tour in the world!

I half expected him to say he just flew in last night and boy are his arms tired.

Okay I was cracking up at this guy. What a bunch of sticks in the mud! "Take that Six Flags!"

I'm in tears over how funny the tour guide is

"Granite"....Dad joke level 5. This driver is full of bad dad jokes.

These are fun! They are in Branson and a few other places. They will let you drive it in the water and give you a captain's certificate for doing it. They usually give duck horns to everyone on the tour.

Love the guides' terrible jokes-they remind me of the old Cedar Point paddle boat ride-thanks!

Since you're in Wisconsin... Your tour guide was very CHEESY!!!!!

Those Duck tours are a blast, I went in the ‘90s and got to ride in the jump seat next to the driver as all the other seats were taken, the folks in the back got soaked when we went into the water. Good memories!

This was my driver when I rode in early July! Yea, I would agree he could work as a Disney Jungle Cruise Skipper!!!

You were so close to Oshkosh!!!!! I'm telling you, you will LOVE the 2 M. Schettle Freight Sales places!

I admit I chuckled at the baby stop sign but that was great editing

My god ! Still the same after over 40 years. Nice re-visitation.

Enjoyed the ride. His jokes quacked me up. What the big horse in the background?

I loved when the driver talked about the Bears because the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears are rivals. Go Pack Go.

I rode the Ducks in 1976 and 2011. The jokes have not changed.

long live the dells, the ducks, and the good old fashioned corny jokes!

Call me a dork but the stop sign joke was funny

THANK YOU for capturing all the mushy, creamy, cheese that the (not a Dam) tour guide was serving.

Now's a good time to take those 'dam' pictures! xD

Poor guy. No one was laughing at his jokes.

Very cool!! Loved the jokes the guide was telling!! Those ducks zoom around right in my neighborhood!!!

Bro, that was Epic! THanks for sharing. Aloha

I'm curious how many states say that the state summer bird is Mosquito? Seems like every state that has them.

That was the same tour guide I had a long time ago. I don't really know when the first time I rode one of those Ducks.

thank you. i'm an aussie but lived in wisconsin about 20 years ago. went to the dells a few times and loved it but never did take a duck tour. so i really appreciate this video. cheers!

Hahaha so I love dry humour I would of laughed ,I can hear my son say day shut up.Great video Jacob

"Don't take those statues back there.... FOR GRANITE" Complete silence.

Hi Jacob, that was awesome, I would love to have that experience. It looks like A lot of fun, thank you.☺️

The tour guide is awesome.

Those ducks have a bad reputation. Remember the incident in Branson Missouri? Stay safe Jacob! We love ya too much to see anything happen to you. Thanks for all the great videos. You truly brighten my day.

Just took my son on his first Duck ride in July. He loved it, especially driving into the water. I didnt realize they had different stories with each driver. Lol I had the same reaction to all the water coming in. We sat in the seat that was in front of you.

If you’re still in the Dells, there’s a little gator farm up there. I think it’s like $8 to go in and feed the gators. And they have a two headed snake!

If you’re in Wisconsin welcome! Please visit the house on the rock near Spring Green Wisconsin. It’s a museum of oddities you will never regret seeing! If you have the time to go there that is! Love your channel keep up the good work

"I love Dam humor" 😂😂 This is one reason I love ya man🤣

love the Dell ducks 🦆 they are so much fun

Loved the Ducks in Pittsburgh.... it's sad that they shut down after the Branson accident.

A must do when in the Dells!

I loved the tour guides dam jokes. Actually, I loved all of his damn jokes. It's a damn tragedy that he played to complete silence. Damn shame.

27 different types of ferns and 27 hydroelectric dams🤔Coinkidink? Maybe... Thanks for sharing 📽️🙃

I used to live right next to the duck trails now I live a couple blocks from them

Love the Ducks. Jacob, did you also hit up the haunted house in downtown dells? That’s a classic Dells attraction!

I grew up in the area Need to go to baraboo to the circus world museum

I remember Xanadu! And the foam tunnels and champagne glass bed

Yep, I was thinking about the Branson fatal accident a couple years ago!

It literally rains EVERY time I go to the dells! I’m not surprised that it’s raining while you’re there too lol

Great video, Jacob! That tour guide was great XD Sometimes it feels as if im with you on the trip! Your videos are so awesome like that.

Corny jokes are the charm!! Haven't been there in years and I have that tshirt!

Stop by Rockford on your way back east if you are up for it.

We have never wanted to go on a Duck Tour more than now!

The driver: Tells a Vikings joke about them being bad Me: Never have I heard something so offensive but so true

Soooo Hyper i love Wisconsin River!

Hi Carpetbagger! I went on one of those in Boston Harbour. Was so fun. Great video.

I guess I must have good luck because I have been on the duck boat tour at least a hundred times in my 50ish years of life & I never had one sink while on it. The two things I do remember that are different from when I was a kid is, the water level, when riding in the river the water was at least 5 or 6 feet higher, maybe more. You can see in this video on the rocks where the dark water lines are. Also there were two employees that worked every duck. One, the driver & the other a standing tour guide that faced the people. The tour guide maybe made a joke or two but that was it, she told more about the Dells & the history of the Ducks. It was great & us kids couldn’t wait to ride the duck boats every time we went up north to our cabin & that was several times a year. This tour is so much more worth going on in the Fall when the leaves are turning colors!!! The people in the comments are right, this driver is annoying as hell!!!! 👍🏻

I’m loving these jokes!

Mount Olympus is singlehandedly the shittiest and also most access amusement park in the Dells. It's cheap for a reason! Hades is pretty awesome though. A go to for my school's field trips.

Awesome. I visited the Dells a couple of months ago. Nice place to visit.

Exact same Dad jokes and stories they have been telling since I was a kid in the 80s and probably much earlier. No lie! But maybe that part of the Dells beauty. Visit the Ducks, Boats, Deer Peer 30 years later and exactly as you remember it as a kid.

Hi Jacob, awesome Dells Ducks tour in Wisconsin. Sounds like a fun place to go for the summertime! Like that tram/boat on the river!

Lake Redstone about twenty minutes West has beautiful sandstone like this.

The DC ducks are awesome

I'd love to do the Duck in Chattanooga.

I went on this tour many years ago

I thought this was going to be about actual ducks....what a great surprise! I would definitely take this tour if I get a chance! Thanks for the video!

Loved it, great fun.

Some people who are always warning others not to do certain relatively safe activities like ride ducks are the same people who are drunk drivers and smoke cigarettes and drive recklessly. No one is forcing YOU to ride ducks- stay home and leave more room for us to ride! Worry about your own behavior first and let intelligent people make their own decisions!

Come back and visit!

I did a duck tour last year in Alaska, it's a fun way to play tourist.

My Gatlinburg!! I grow up In Reedsburg only 10 mins away. So many things have changed but not the Wisconsin river.

I was on this tour. Lol looks like they recycle the same old jokes each time

They also have Dells Boat Tours there. Is right by Ripley's Believe It Or Not. They have a tour that's all on water but it has two stops and one includes a cool dog jump! It's with checking out as well! Great video today! 👍👍😎😎

I don't think they do my favorite joke any more. They would have you look behind you and say...Now you can tell everyone you looked out of the back end of a duck!

Awesome video

Go to Manitowish Waters, Wisconsin Little Bohemia see the John Dillinger exhibit.

Cool toure

Great tour! I loved the driver's jokes. I thought they were very funny!

Ducks are awesome. You can’t visit WD without riding them. Did you write the guide’s material for his jokes, Jacob? His jokes were suspiciously similar to yours 🤔

Great this video

Love the tour guy. We have the same duck rides in Arkansas. Think half of a tour drown a couple yrs ago

That was a Dam fun video

Wish I knew u were in the Dells. I live about 45 min away in Tomah. Love the ducks & have rode them many many times.

Thx man!

Great adventure

been years since I rode one of those. I miss it

After I watched this video this morning I headed up to the Dells hoping to run into you. No luck. Been on that Duck ride more times than I care to think about. Nothing's changed. You still in the Dells?

That was fun! Thanks for the lift!

He left out the "Know what I mean Fern!" (Insert groan here)

You should check out the upper and lower dells boat rides, I recommend those. 😉

So I see you’re in Wisconsin. Hope Door County is on your visit list.

Must be chilly in Wisconsin unless this was shot months ago.

The duck tours haven't changed much since I took one in like 1979ish. I seem to remember passing by a rock that looked like a profile of an Indian chief though that wasn't in this tour

I've been on this trip

Did you take the river boat tour of the Dells up the river?????

Mark wants to do standup.

@carpetbagger was there really a piano in the shot where you seemed to point at it?

Nice

Got to like the Dad jokes. That looked like fun except maybe for the wet feet lol Keep Safe❤Keep Well❤

You close to Volvo museum in Illinois