Woke Heckler Sent To Bed
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9 ай бұрынI only tell REAL JOKES!
#standupcomedy #heckler #palestine
@aimanaiman9935 6 ай бұрын
"You cant pick any brown person and call them indian, youre not columbus" GOD DAMN that was good
@Peter-fs5jt 5 ай бұрын
Brilliant !!! Best joke ever !! Sammy's a stratospheric talent
@terryerickson1403 5 ай бұрын
Not really.
@JoseLuis-ph4iz 5 ай бұрын
Hey, if you're brown you're either Indian or Mexican. That's how it goes.
@unknownmusicman 5 ай бұрын
@@JoseLuis-ph4iz 😂
@tomfoolery333 5 ай бұрын
"My best friend is Indian, its an arranged friendship. Fremont is like Oakland, but more turban and less urban." Had me rollin'. This guy killed it.
@TA-uk2qj 9 ай бұрын
The guy in the audience is so mad they call him the turbanator
@sukhvindermangat1087 6 ай бұрын
I think it had to do with "Triggering" Childhood Trauma for the person who USED TO where a Turban and may have faced backlash for doing so growing up in America...
@moksha2891 6 ай бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@mattshaw4016 5 ай бұрын
@@sukhvindermangat1087that's bullshit no Indian friend I had faced backlash for their turbans, actually many of them got treated better then other races, the ones that got treated the worst were white kids, but I live in California, maybe it's different in other places. 🤷 Also they tried to pick on me too but I fought anyone who did and beat they azz. I'm pretty sure that dude is just taking everything literal and butthurt for no good reason. Making fun of his practice hurt him 😂
@sazarrazas9806 5 ай бұрын
@@sukhvindermangat1087cry us a river, and then build a bridge and get over it
@bentonquest4184 5 ай бұрын
@@sukhvindermangat1087Make up a whole nonexistent scenario why don’t you. Woke F****.
@zambonijones350 5 ай бұрын
"He pays more rent but I've been there longer." 😂
@AbyssWatcher745 4 ай бұрын
The entire conflict in a nutshell
@Honest_Question 4 ай бұрын
what's the rent?
@danielgreen1124 4 ай бұрын
Except the arabs haven't been there longer.
@derfmode 4 ай бұрын
The origin of Islam came 400 years after Christ… The history of Jews in Israel goes back thousands of years before Christ. We have carbon dated tablets(thousands) documenting this. The Roman Empire Documented this well… Then the ottoman Empire came in and took over the region and drove out the tribes there for quite some time. I’m just confused as to the claim here. I am neither race so it doesn’t affect me. Just seems you present a skewed timeline with missing events
@danielgreen1124 4 ай бұрын
@@derfmode islam was more than 400 years after jesus. You're confused because the claim is simply false.
@stillshakes5499 5 ай бұрын
I'm always amazed how excellent comedians can handle an interruption like that and not miss a beat.
@Resistculturaldecline 5 ай бұрын
Because often, the heckler is part of the set
@FactStorm 4 ай бұрын
It's an art :)
@geometerfpv2804 3 ай бұрын
@@Resistculturaldecline that's not why dude...they get really good at this by constantly putting themselves in improv type situations in green rooms and on shows. It isn't fake.
@sundon 3 ай бұрын
Kramer has left the chat
@zakkmiller8242 Ай бұрын
@@geometerfpv2804 study stand up lol
@RolloThomas-HowiRollo 7 ай бұрын
the dude got rooted squarely.
@jq8974 5 ай бұрын
🙌🏽😁
@FactStorm 4 ай бұрын
Haha
@mightbefire 4 ай бұрын
yeah, I don't get his angle
@alexwisniewski 3 ай бұрын
"that square got rooted" was right there
@user-mv2os7ti5t 2 ай бұрын
😂
@DursunX 6 ай бұрын
Sammy went off-menu and still served the audience like a professional.. even the heckler got a taste of "real comedy"
@abbuk900 5 ай бұрын
are we all going to just ignore these puns?
@PaulR1355 5 ай бұрын
I bet he even laughed at that
@EnigmaticAnamoly 5 ай бұрын
@@abbuk900 lol great catch. Wonder if it was intentional. OP?
@scott1637 5 ай бұрын
thats because you are a racist deep down inside @chrisclifton6800
@DursunX 3 ай бұрын
@@EnigmaticAnamoly yes, the tongue-in-cheek puns were intentional 😉 [edit] oops, i did it again
@JimStyslinger-hq9sq 4 ай бұрын
You handled that heckler with incredible patience, restraint and knowledge. I have nothing but sincere respect for you, man!!
@user-ho5bm4uq7c 2 ай бұрын
A huge display of discipline and patience to stand up to that fool in the audience. You didn’t stoop down to his level, you killed him with your wittiness.
@BuiltInBrooklyn 6 ай бұрын
You took the high road and chose to skillfully educate him, respect!
@billyb4790 5 ай бұрын
Idk. I think he got too mad about it.
@dagan8659 Ай бұрын
@@billyb4790 cause you are void enough to not take anything serious, even when it is, that's why you think so.
@learn2xpand862 Ай бұрын
@@billyb4790triggered u too? Lol
@billyb4790 Ай бұрын
@@learn2xpand862 wait I'm confused. How am I the one triggered here ?
@andrewfox368 6 ай бұрын
“I’m a tan gent” holy fuck
@ivaolo 6 ай бұрын
omg i didn't even catch the full scope of that one :D
@dixztube 5 ай бұрын
He’s pretty clever I really like his stuff.
@Mattfreeman89 3 ай бұрын
Ooooooo. Double, possibly triple entendre in the wild?! Wait fuck, I'm a huge nerd. I just got excited over that.
@nikshamsiah6467 3 ай бұрын
I am a daughter, a sister, a wife, & a mother. I humbly beseech The One Almighty God, The Most Merciful, The Most Just, The All Knowing, to protect, raise, and honour, all the oppressed peoples of the world, and those who fight for them. He knows who they are.
@katiakominski432 2 ай бұрын
Thank you I didn't get it lol
@MaXaNoMaLoUs 5 ай бұрын
“You leave your gym towel and someone will eventually pick it up… and put it in their head” I’m soo dead, can’t stop laughing😂😂😂ahhh this made my day, this is how we get the world back together, to lighten up and laugh and be together!
@TRUMPeterswan1624 5 ай бұрын
im dead tooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂👻
@realPromotememedia 3 ай бұрын
In Europe that’s literally the Germans with the sunbeds lol
@stereothrilla8374 5 ай бұрын
If you come to a comedy show mad and ready to call out political issues, prepare to be roasted. This is a ninja level 11 masterclass! Well done Sam!🎉
@ChiChi2024Suresh 9 ай бұрын
And that's how it's done 👏👏👏 Comedy at it's finest. Can't get more real than this. Keep winning Sammy!
@SammyObeidComedy 9 ай бұрын
Thank you! 🙏🏼🙏🏼
@ChiChi2024Suresh 9 ай бұрын
Oh my god! The way my heart leaped and skipped multiple beats when I seen you hearted my comment 😄 Love your passion and vision Sammy. Hoping to see you in person one day🙏🤞 It's a privilege to be in the presence of a visionary as yourself ❤
@SammyObeidComedy 9 ай бұрын
@@ChiChi2024Suresh my pleasure. Let’s make it happen!!
@ChiChi2024Suresh 9 ай бұрын
Oh it's happening lol. I will be seeing you in Hartford on 10/4.. 🙏🙌
@SammyObeidComedy 9 ай бұрын
@@ChiChi2024Suresh yesss
@moe3235 6 ай бұрын
100% agree with the hosts sentiment; that was a masterclass! Amazing skill how you used his idiocy to slip in some jabs and still jumped right back into your sets' rhythm and finished the set like you never lost your place 💯💯💪💪
@omranhashim1028 6 ай бұрын
“Less urban more turban” 😂😂😂
@scorpionjaxxer339 4 ай бұрын
@@omranhashim1028lol😂🤣
@FactStorm 4 ай бұрын
Professional class, period.
@AnthonyDelgado-vg8ri 2 ай бұрын
Nice but canaanites philistines were there first! ...the palestinians have canaanite and acient jewish DNA.they are the natives, not european colonizer jws and jacob from NY evicting pal and st3aling their homes.
@stevencheek2767 5 ай бұрын
Glad people are finally stepping up and shutting that shit down. Good set man! Keep it up.
@somebodyelse258 5 ай бұрын
I am Lebanese Armenian and our main sense of humor in Lebanon is making light of all the race, politics , and religion related stuff we witness or experience. ive come to realize throughout the years comedians make better poliitical commentators than any other type of people😂 but wait, you're part lebanese??? that makes me proud and delighted 😊 would you ever do a show in lebanon?😮 obviously not now :p but in the future it would be amazing to watch a live show. pleaseeee it would be the first time i go out actually wanting to in years. 😢:-)
@matbrady123456 6 ай бұрын
You handled that heckler masterfully, AND just earned yourself a new Subscriber. Well done. :)
@saniasaeed9698 6 ай бұрын
I got a lump in my throat watching this. Thanks to the crowd for supporting and applauding a FUNNY set
@michaelthebarbarian3380 5 ай бұрын
Damn this dude is hilarious! The Heckler handling was god tier.
@rajendran30 6 ай бұрын
Very well handled. Being an indian i can feel what you say. Secretly, i felt good when you said you were mistaken for an Indian. You dont have to be a racist when you try to reason the racism to keep yourself away from it. Subscribed.
@hanh3000 7 ай бұрын
WTF? Can’t believe that guy took offense to the jokes. My goodness, what kind of world we live in? Imagine if you actually pull out some actual racial jokes? Would he melt?
@moe3235 6 ай бұрын
Lol nah, he's projecting, every accusation is a confession by these clumps of cells with no autonomy I'd bet you if he did hear actually rac!st jokes--he'd be the loudest one laughing
@donnavorce8856 6 ай бұрын
Be fun to watch.
@sukhvindermangat1087 6 ай бұрын
I think it probably "triggered" childhood trauma of the person who USED TO wear a Turban... It AIN'T easy growing up in America wearing a Turban, and it isn't "easy" to stop wearing a Turban either... Ya get the shit kicked outta you at school AND at Home!
@ruiner101 6 ай бұрын
My peeps are getting increasingly intolerant. Just like the people they were originally fighting against. The intolerant right wing christian zealots that had a massive hold on our society in the past.
@ruiner101 6 ай бұрын
@@moe3235 he'd probably curl up in the fetal position and cry for days.
@simonkristall6624 5 ай бұрын
Handled with panache, intelligence and a good dose of reality! Well done sir. Great set.
@tylerwarwick7975 2 ай бұрын
I am imaging the heckler rage crying in the parkinglot and it makes my heart smile.
@momonasri8611 6 ай бұрын
The arrangement relationship had me tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KarmaTSVb 6 ай бұрын
That was such an adrenaline rush to watch you level the field. You’re speaking truth to power…telling jokes to power. Comedy is cathartic and that was straight 🔥💥🧨🎯⚖️
@cykr0s 4 ай бұрын
It's wild how well you can think on your toes. I hear about how much time comics spend writing their jokes, and then you come out and clearly are able to spit just as well from off the cuff at whatever people throw at you. Much respect.
@KaneCunico 5 ай бұрын
Man, if there was a drop the mic moment, Sam, it would have been buried the amount of times you drop that on the heckler. Respect!
@nimishajoshi1496 5 ай бұрын
Always admire and appreciate Sammy's take on dealing with real-life shit in a most hilarious and subtly metaphoric way.
@samsung-on2rd 6 ай бұрын
I actually subscribed because of the genius way you handled that man. This is why I keep watching you. YOU ARE A PRO! bro. Your act is NATURAL and really funny. 😂
@mehdeeahmed9565 6 ай бұрын
sounds like you'd subscribe to his onlyfans if he had one
@MahkyVmedia1 6 ай бұрын
@@mehdeeahmed9565there would be nothing wrong with that.
@ExultantTJ 3 ай бұрын
I love the heckler for what he did. Because of him, most of us got introduced to this comedian and got to see how FREAKING GOOD he is. I shall watch all his sets now.
@markmckinney9821 5 ай бұрын
Never seen a person in the crowd get destroyed so soundly. This is absolutely EPIC!!!!!!!. HUGE FAN❤❤❤❤
@rohamisamazing 9 ай бұрын
Great job handling it Sammy, that was real Sikh man! And not like regular kind of sickness Sikh, more like turbanally illness Sikh!
@Honest_Question 6 ай бұрын
💀💀
@PSkitt82 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shaynelahmed6323 6 ай бұрын
That's friggin naughty dude...I am a Brit born Pakistani female, worked rescue 911 for 10 years...returned to UK..n everyone thought I was sikh! Indians were 'obsessed" with trying to find out....stalk me around nightclubs...ask me or my mates 'is she sikh?" ....n my mates would say "not all all. She is as fit as she's ever been...not sick at all"😂❤
@ajmalcosman46 6 ай бұрын
@@shaynelahmed6323so you like khalistaan
@shaynelahmed6323 6 ай бұрын
@@ajmalcosman46 I have sikh friends who have talked about an independent homeland...I don't have an opinion or enough knowledge to comment...
@mongmanmarkyt2897 9 ай бұрын
"That one's for you" 💅
@theneverman 5 ай бұрын
Well fkn done. Great energy, delivery and smart jokes. Love it.
@hasanozkan1736 4 ай бұрын
This brothers kindness is on another level. Example to all. Thank u for doing real good shit with that stage brother. Appreciated
@Yuri-hv6zl 9 ай бұрын
This guy is gonna blow up 🎉
@dancarter482 5 ай бұрын
_GOLD!_
@cutebubbles2007 9 ай бұрын
I love how the MC got your back Sammy! I think he just wanted the attention and try to be smarter than everyone else...well joke is on him
@ClaytonBigsby93 5 ай бұрын
Absolute masterclass set from start to finish. Handles the heckler with class. Rides away into the sunset with the respect & admiration of the entire crowd. Get ‘em’ Sammy. REAL SHIT!
@gillywritescomics 4 ай бұрын
This guy is good. Loved the jokes. Handled the heckler so good he threw in two last verbal jabs for good measure. Please keep comedy alive!
@littlefred811 5 ай бұрын
And he kept it moving. Great job keeping it under control!
@OrkChieftan 9 ай бұрын
“Sensitive people” should stay at home, rather than go to a comedy show. Ps. If everyone else is having a good time and you’re not… guess who’s got sand in his v……
@donnavorce8856 6 ай бұрын
"Sand in his v . . . . . " lol. good one.
@michelle.uncensored 6 ай бұрын
sand in his vasectomy? It's OK, you can say the whole word, we're all adults here.
@reasonwarrior 5 ай бұрын
@@michelle.uncensoredKZfaq censors are most certainly not adults.
@michelle.uncensored 5 ай бұрын
@@reasonwarrior that's funny because I can say vagina and not be censored.
@Geonious 5 ай бұрын
Sand in his pi hole!? 😁
@dbesson 6 ай бұрын
That Columbus joke was deep bro!
@joethesheep4675 4 ай бұрын
"My best friend is indian so... its an arranged friendship" - killed me 😂
@NowGoBananas Ай бұрын
"I like to go to comedy shows and tell comedians what they are allowed to say."
@angelagladstone8863 6 ай бұрын
Masterful and funny. You handle taking us up to the line so well, Sammy!
@darianstarfrog 5 ай бұрын
Wow! This how it was in the 90's!!! My faith restored! Thankyou! 💖
@notjustrealestate3124 3 ай бұрын
"you're not Columbus" damn gotta use that more
@JamesAnderson-ju3vb 5 ай бұрын
Everybody, remember to water your plants
@Brooklynlife1000 6 ай бұрын
The guy in the audience was trying so hard to look like a non racist hero that it's kind of telling. Great job, love your stand ups and keep performing!
@gpurin 9 ай бұрын
Absolute legend
@paulnone9984 12 күн бұрын
His jokes were absolutely hilarious. Just one after the other. Well done my friend.
@dougpool4730 4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 He was pissed but handled it well 👏👏👏
@rosshaugh7937 6 ай бұрын
This guy has some serious class. Keep bring you, brother..
@mhqqiqin_ 7 ай бұрын
Wow, this is the first time I see Sammy on such adrenaline 😅. I always see the calm and smooth side of you.
@thatguyjoe007 5 ай бұрын
Stand up comedy has to be one of the toughest jobs
@itspoffy Ай бұрын
Sammy you've got a beautiful brain to be so quick and solid.
@myjourneytotruth 6 ай бұрын
Im so proud you know the math of hecklers 😂
@georgioskoilias9937 7 ай бұрын
Congrats Sammy! Well handled👏👏
@BAKETIMWAKI 4 ай бұрын
"My best friend is Indian; it's an ARRANGED friendship." Lmfao😂
@aaronestrada7354 5 ай бұрын
This guy had some of the best comedy jokes I've heard in awhile. Awesome show. The woke heckler getting owned only added to it😂
@agermoune 6 ай бұрын
Wow, I just saw this confrontation and love the humorous yet solid defensive outcome. Only an intellectual can orchestrate on the fly. I subscribed immediately and now watching you more to vent my tension Keep it up 🫡
@kikikoko607 7 ай бұрын
Another person, that feels offended on behalf of others, with no regards what those people in question, actually think about these jokes.
@kenea3226 5 ай бұрын
I love the math jokes. 😂 Great use of your degree.
@MelancoliaI 13 күн бұрын
This is the best heckler handling I've seen in a long time
@SirPhilosopher 6 ай бұрын
Great way to start my day listening to this. Cracking up over the math jokes. And the ‘racial’ jokes bro. If we could have more humor in the world it’d be a more peaceful place. Rock on
@frenzy1111 6 ай бұрын
Awesome Maths and political set. Peace from an Irish Mathematician and comedian.
@razajafri 2 ай бұрын
Amazing how you put that guy in his place while still being funny!
@enthuesd 8 ай бұрын
Sammy too nice. Good moves. Smooth hell yeah
@kirkdougherty8690 6 ай бұрын
Kudos to Sammy for being the best. Like the cool guy that he is, nothing throws him off balance. Thank you Sammy for being here and making me laugh. ❤
@crystalsapguy 5 ай бұрын
THIS is why we need to do all we can do to insure that the next thing that's cancelled isn't comedy.
@J_LOVES_ME 2 ай бұрын
Observation: When he's talking to the heckler, notice his focus -- he doesn't even blink. Smooooth... 👌
@jerdog333 5 ай бұрын
Never heard of this guy but this was great! Well done!
@LordMcKrakenVonLittleBits 5 ай бұрын
You handled that deftly. Man that was good. Love it!!!!
@bibishah7754 26 күн бұрын
The Way Sammy tackled that guy was the best part
@Benjamin-om3ih 2 ай бұрын
I love how by trying to silence him he only made his set more successful
@PiltdownMan207 7 ай бұрын
The heckler needs to watch a British comedy show from the 70's called "Mind your language" well before wokeness was invented and the show made fun of different races. In the first episode the Sikh pulls out a knife on the muslim for making fun of him. I've noticed that this clip has been cut out of woke KZfaq versions but it was in the original shown on TV and in the DVD.
@LoweCommotionStudio 5 ай бұрын
Imagine going to a comedy club where the night's theme is "Tourette's without regrets" and complaining about picking on people. Just imagine.
@JonezBBQ 3 ай бұрын
Damn these jokes are witty ass hell. Very impressive
@robertgodlewski8553 25 күн бұрын
This man handled this perfectly. My father always told me that when someone gets angry they lose. I always lose.😂
@Slicksnips 6 ай бұрын
The Indian guy mad at a comedian talking about race that has 0 to do with Indians. Russell Peter's would have made him cry and he's Indian lmdao..
@jannah5921 6 ай бұрын
Yeah I was trying to figure out what part of Sammy's jokes would relate to that Indian man and couldn't find the link. It is ridiculous.
@leilaabouzeenni3580 6 ай бұрын
Wow, you're half Lebanese half Palestinian, just like my son. But son got to go to Beirut, he's also been to Jordan and Palestine.
@MrSportz1234 5 ай бұрын
I love your jokes ! Keep up the great work.
@jeremyhammock4668 Ай бұрын
Now that is an amazing comedian with an amazing sense of humor
@terricassin9919 6 ай бұрын
wow, what a hard job sammy. well done, must take alot of courage to get up on stage and make light of serious subjects and get heckled.
@mneugent7658 5 ай бұрын
That's called being a comedian.
@durere 7 ай бұрын
Dude, when the fk do you come up with all of these? 😆
@Wheezall 4 ай бұрын
I want to see a comedian just tell a heckler "if you think i suck why dont you take thw mic" 😂
@justinmanning8724 5 ай бұрын
That was the classiest shutdown Ive seen in a longgggg time 😂 masterfully done 🔥🔥
@moritzashe 9 ай бұрын
Real shit! ❤❤❤
@crystalfullerton3908 6 ай бұрын
That guy didn't seem woke to me? 😂
@waltergrow9402 5 ай бұрын
Dude was beyond awesome there!👍. Real champ
@TAPcast 5 ай бұрын
That set slayed!
@theklr 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥.
@DarkPesco 8 ай бұрын
Before anyone goes to see a live comedian they need to do a KZfaq search for "comedian heckler" and then come to the realization that if they are stupid enough or drunk enough or both to yell out a heckle...that in the videos may happen to them...live!
@kwakusoul9904 29 күн бұрын
Comedy at its finest and best.
@SootRooster 2 ай бұрын
I’m full Lefty and Sammy took out that trash like it was 3 minutes before pickup. Respect.
@sharonrobertson5838 9 ай бұрын
Boom!
@shamainhussain5909 6 ай бұрын
My Bratha handled that very well!! Free Palestine!!
@philiplavere 5 ай бұрын
Well handled! People with half your courage letting their cocktails make up for it.
@JFTL81 5 ай бұрын
“He sold it to me.” 😂
@basirgardezi 6 ай бұрын
You are Palestinian! That's enough for me to support you ❤ The brilliant comedy and intellect is a plus.
@sashmendis8432 6 ай бұрын
Same
@kiffen66 6 ай бұрын
Evidence that Israel's PR is not working against the Palestinians!they are not going to fit into the "other"narrative set by Israel.The world sees your humanity! My fellow American comedian: Keep spreading cultural knowledge&laughter! Brad,unfortunately,received an F in Math and is simply projecting😊
@bengreen171 6 ай бұрын
that kind of tribalism is why Palestine is being decimated right now. Don't support him because he's Palestinian - support him because he's funny, intelligent and has a real, valid point to make.
@bengreen171 6 ай бұрын
that kind of tribalism is why Palestine is being decimated right now. Don't support him because he's Palestinian - support him because he's funny, intelligent and has a real, valid point to make.
@MustardSkaven 6 ай бұрын
Tribalists will do what tribalists do, friend.@@bengreen171
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