Woke Jesus

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The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

2 ай бұрын

Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible.
Get your copy of 'Woke Jesus' today and defend your faith against progressive ideology: lucasmiles.org/bee
#comedy #bible #woke #jesus #christian #methodist #unitedmethodist

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@drewelliott9062
@drewelliott9062 2 ай бұрын
Only half of Americans realize this is a satire.
@sherizaahd
@sherizaahd 2 ай бұрын
hah! probably more like 40%
@herbiehusker1889
@herbiehusker1889 2 ай бұрын
I bet the Shrekgender don't know.
@fyrchmyrddin1937
@fyrchmyrddin1937 2 ай бұрын
I would be tempted to send it to an old friend of my mother's, but she would think it's real and part of her "Social Gospel" church material...
@kelvinadcock5767
@kelvinadcock5767 2 ай бұрын
Actually 85% of Hollyweird, 50% of the government and 65% of college students won't understand this.
@TheGraffiti600rr
@TheGraffiti600rr 2 ай бұрын
But is it.... 😂😂😂
@BiggMo
@BiggMo 2 ай бұрын
If I had a dollar for every gender today , I’d have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
@williamoneil9787
@williamoneil9787 2 ай бұрын
That's some funny $hit right there!! 🤣🤣 I'm stealing that.
@camillewilliams3185
@camillewilliams3185 2 ай бұрын
Spot on🤣
@braydenotto9757
@braydenotto9757 2 ай бұрын
$1.75
@williamoneil9787
@williamoneil9787 2 ай бұрын
@@braydenotto9757 Inflation....
@matildajones6175
@matildajones6175 2 ай бұрын
If i had a dollar for every gender I'd have 8... Quarters
@Scripture-Man
@Scripture-Man 16 күн бұрын
Jesus forgot to state Their pronouns.
@MichaelGreen-dm2ov
@MichaelGreen-dm2ov 9 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KingoftheJuice18
@KingoftheJuice18 3 күн бұрын
@@MichaelGreen-dm2ov Paul rejected gender as a truly significant category. "There is no male and female-for all of you are one in Christ Jesus" (Galatians 3:28).
@kevinportiz971
@kevinportiz971 5 сағат бұрын
Oh yes yes! The pronouns. Whatever you want. Make them all up.
@clyyoung7511
@clyyoung7511 10 күн бұрын
"He will live on... through this mail-in ballet" 😂
@valgardener7656
@valgardener7656 2 ай бұрын
"And the man went away sad. For he was very white."
@jaysoncheney
@jaysoncheney 2 ай бұрын
Lol Too funny
@commentfreely5443
@commentfreely5443 2 ай бұрын
Mohammad vs Judas 1] pedo 2] not pedo 1] didn't believe jesus died 2] did 1] stole money 2] stole money 1] maybe existed 2] existed 1] no miracles 2] disciples had power 1] no clue about OT 2] knew OT 1] covered in semen 2] not covered in semen 1] rock worshipper 2] not rock worshipper
@NhwNews
@NhwNews 2 ай бұрын
The best piece. . .🤣
@LizThomas-dp7sr
@LizThomas-dp7sr 2 ай бұрын
@@NhwNews "Lazarus will live again....through this mail in ballot" Is the line that got me.
@stephenthompson3309
@stephenthompson3309 2 ай бұрын
Literally me
@46sn29
@46sn29 2 ай бұрын
This isn't even satire at this point. They genuinely act like this.
@allismama
@allismama 2 ай бұрын
But Jesus didn't act this way....
@46sn29
@46sn29 2 ай бұрын
@allismama Wasn't referring to Jesus. Was referring to the far left that this video is mocking.
@mustang607
@mustang607 2 ай бұрын
They follow a different religion.
@cbbees1468
@cbbees1468 2 ай бұрын
​@@allismamaWay to miss the point that Lefty pedarasts act like this.
@VintageCardinal
@VintageCardinal 2 ай бұрын
@thedude-kl5zh Oh look, a TROLL account! Jesus was not a socialist dum a33. You're what the ad at the end was referring to: woke FALSE ideologies about Jesus.
@bast4rdlyreaper
@bast4rdlyreaper Ай бұрын
I sent this to the "pastor" of the United Methodist Church in my city, she didn't appreciate it.
@DutchDansing
@DutchDansing Ай бұрын
women should not even be in those positions according to scripture lol
@Truthhound1
@Truthhound1 Ай бұрын
haha. The only humour radical feminists appreciate is dirty jokes and gratuitous insults of MAGA people. They hiss at all other humour.
@gonzalezdeorense792
@gonzalezdeorense792 Ай бұрын
Female pastor?
@Oz-gv5fz
@Oz-gv5fz Ай бұрын
@@gonzalezdeorense792 she has a d1ck I bet 🤔
@Oblitus1
@Oblitus1 20 күн бұрын
Oh now, this is the most hilarious thing of all. I can't stop busting out even as I type.
@paulraz6963
@paulraz6963 Ай бұрын
So good to use humor to point out stupidity. Comedians used to do that all the time when our country had a sense of humor. Well done.
@RCAvhstape
@RCAvhstape 11 күн бұрын
That's why the Left cancels comedians. No mocking of the new order is to be permitted.
@chriskulig
@chriskulig 7 күн бұрын
well said
@SharkBoyMemes
@SharkBoyMemes 6 күн бұрын
you should be ashamed
@cmoto1
@cmoto1 2 ай бұрын
He forgot "Blessed are the Democrats for they will not be prosecuted."
@SimpMcSimpy
@SimpMcSimpy 2 ай бұрын
good one :)
@keepingthefaith9041
@keepingthefaith9041 2 ай бұрын
Oh Yes, this is so true. Thou shall not prosecute thy Democrats. What ever that comes out of their mouth, ( even if it's AOC) it is the truth.
@OxyCleanForYourBrain
@OxyCleanForYourBrain 2 ай бұрын
You're right. Babylon Bee needs to be working on parts 2 and 3
@jenme7926
@jenme7926 2 ай бұрын
Boy ain't that the truth!
@terihart5333
@terihart5333 2 ай бұрын
😂
@mcgspare1310
@mcgspare1310 2 ай бұрын
You forgot to make him a black woman.
@cscates3598
@cscates3598 2 ай бұрын
You mean they forgot to make “them” a black trans woman. 😂
@porcian4306
@porcian4306 2 ай бұрын
Nailed it!
@user-jx6lf8cy4s
@user-jx6lf8cy4s 2 ай бұрын
@@cscates3598 black trans lesbian in a wheelchair
@Clair1868
@Clair1868 2 ай бұрын
Don't forget the hundred and one face piercings, demonic tattoos, and the purple hair!
@joecarpino4462
@joecarpino4462 2 ай бұрын
mcgspare1310- a lesbian black women at that!
@nifenav
@nifenav 2 ай бұрын
The mail in ballot was curve ball. Genius
@patrickatwater3276
@patrickatwater3276 Ай бұрын
If someone sues you for your shirt, give him your coat also. And if your neighbor won't give his coat, send soldiers to take his coat on behalf of The People.
@lanngunn6512
@lanngunn6512 2 ай бұрын
"My Lord, how can I be saved." "Be less white " 😂💀
@mustang607
@mustang607 2 ай бұрын
Woke Jesus: “I’ll Show You The Dark Side”
@lukewilmington9807
@lukewilmington9807 2 ай бұрын
But the man went away sad, For he was very white
@lanngunn6512
@lanngunn6512 2 ай бұрын
@mustang607 Will this be AI version of Jesus?
@sharonabbott9588
@sharonabbott9588 2 ай бұрын
Be less white... 😂😂😂
@bertram-raven
@bertram-raven 2 ай бұрын
'And Jesus said unto the congregation at the Correspondents' Dinner, "America! F**k, Yeah!"'
@jonathanclemens4660
@jonathanclemens4660 2 ай бұрын
And they said unto him, "Lord, how many times should we be vaccinated? Seven times?" And he answered them "Nay, but rather seventy times seven."
@dhrush964
@dhrush964 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Kholte
@Kholte 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👏👍
@donoimdono2702
@donoimdono2702 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@johndilday1846
@johndilday1846 2 ай бұрын
Golden!
@bloomelo
@bloomelo 2 ай бұрын
Why are you guys so against getting vaccinated? I'm not an American, just curious. We're totally cool with it here in Asia.
@myvoice2223
@myvoice2223 Ай бұрын
"In the beginning, God created male and female and gender queer, femboy, transman, transwoman." This is exactly what the alphabet group preaches. Brilliant video.
@demodiums7216
@demodiums7216 Ай бұрын
well those people exist....so did god not create them?
@myvoice2223
@myvoice2223 Ай бұрын
@@demodiums7216 2 genders only
@CaptainWaldoe
@CaptainWaldoe Ай бұрын
@@demodiums7216 Satan brainwashed them
@mr.furious.the.animator
@mr.furious.the.animator Ай бұрын
​@@demodiums7216They exist as either male or female
@joaovitorsantosdasilva7865
@joaovitorsantosdasilva7865 Ай бұрын
​@@demodiums7216god didnt put sin into adam and evaa too soo...
@davidR9410
@davidR9410 Ай бұрын
That cane drop at 3:25 😂
@pearlgirl7826
@pearlgirl7826 6 күн бұрын
AAAAA! I saw that too 😂
@DRAKKENFIRE22
@DRAKKENFIRE22 2 ай бұрын
To a leftist, this isn’t satire…it’s a documentary!
@nydiacanas603
@nydiacanas603 2 ай бұрын
That's funny.😂
@williampollock1274
@williampollock1274 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 2 ай бұрын
Sadly true.
@KDL5619
@KDL5619 2 ай бұрын
They will use this and "quote Jesus"
@03flhtcui
@03flhtcui 2 ай бұрын
True!
@gugan_1678
@gugan_1678 2 ай бұрын
Getting called a femboy by Jesus is literally the worst thing imaginable.
@LordKlavier
@LordKlavier 2 ай бұрын
Bahaha
@incran9027
@incran9027 2 ай бұрын
No clue what you mean. Sounds like a compliment to me
@lanngunn6512
@lanngunn6512 2 ай бұрын
🤣💀
@VroomNDoom2602
@VroomNDoom2602 2 ай бұрын
"Get behind me, Satan" ❌ "Get behind me, femboy" ✅ I think you're right.
@xaestar.
@xaestar. 2 ай бұрын
@@incran9027ew get help 🤢
@MiniLinlin
@MiniLinlin 3 күн бұрын
"Cancel your enemies" is the best part lol 😂
@gabriellisboa9002
@gabriellisboa9002 2 ай бұрын
0:40 the "femboy" got me rollin on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joncarbone
@joncarbone 8 күн бұрын
The pat on the back 😅
@DanielJakub14
@DanielJakub14 2 ай бұрын
Woke Jesus would have condemned the crippled man as ableist for wanting to walk again.
@user-tk1wm5gp8q
@user-tk1wm5gp8q 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@melschevelle
@melschevelle 2 ай бұрын
Yes😇😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kennethkho7165
@kennethkho7165 2 ай бұрын
why are they like this
@clyde19788
@clyde19788 2 ай бұрын
republican jesus would tell him to pay for his own disability and to get loss
@HighlanderNorth1
@HighlanderNorth1 2 ай бұрын
Woke Jesus wouldn't be a f**king white guy either! That's woke Satan.....
@Fallout9520
@Fallout9520 2 ай бұрын
Cancel Your Enemies! ✋
@mustang607
@mustang607 2 ай бұрын
The virtuous feeling will signal their virtue.
@ezpeasyjeps
@ezpeasyjeps 2 ай бұрын
Amen
@dickdastardly8150
@dickdastardly8150 2 ай бұрын
47
@MiguelMedV
@MiguelMedV 2 ай бұрын
"Amen 🙏🏼" ー All Twitter users 🤣💀🔥...
@Itsdasummer32
@Itsdasummer32 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@renegadeyogi7295
@renegadeyogi7295 Ай бұрын
How. The. Hell. Did you make this without PISSING yourselves?!?!? Omg. I wish I could see the outtakes. I want to be friends with everyone in that video and at the Babylon Bee. ♥️♥️♥️😂🤣😂
@fireballxl5328
@fireballxl5328 23 күн бұрын
Jesus did smirk a bit when handling Lazarus’ mom the mail-in ballot !
@sharonjack8582
@sharonjack8582 27 күн бұрын
Raising children nowadays could be a video for you to do. People letting daycares and questionable relatives/friends influence their kiddos then wondering why the kids have the ideas they have. Children are so impressionable. Also very important is the FOOD they are raised on. I speak from experience.
@trevorwhat
@trevorwhat 2 ай бұрын
It’d be even funnier if it wasn’t *exactly* what’s now being promulgated.
@livenotbylies
@livenotbylies 2 ай бұрын
As usual, the bee's funny is tinged with the horror of its proximity to truth. Reality has become a black satire of itself and the bee just tells us about it
@RachDarastric2
@RachDarastric2 2 ай бұрын
Humans are so proud of themselves because they go all day mocking God without getting struck by a lightning bolt. But what they haven't counted on is that God created them in his image to set an example that we should be willing to mock ourselves.
@ArbiterDan
@ArbiterDan 2 ай бұрын
@@livenotbylies You're just a Shrek-gendered pony soldier. Lets be friends for life.
@mustang607
@mustang607 2 ай бұрын
Woke Jesus speaks THEIR TRUTH.
@simon7107
@simon7107 2 ай бұрын
However, we can also turn this around. Jesus was a brown Arab and yet conservatives always portray him as white. Jesus said those who give away all their possessions and give to the poor will have the greatest treasures in heaven. Yet Christian Republicans HATE giving part of their tax dollars to the poorest Americans. If Jesus came to the US in person toaday,l many conservatives would want him deported on the basis of being a brown-skinned socialist.
@ManoloVintage
@ManoloVintage 2 ай бұрын
Jesus sailed across the lake across from Galilee. As soon as he stepped ashore, he saw a naked man. Jesus immediately asked him, "What are your pronouns?" The man replied, "They, Them, and Legion."
@JesusAteWithTaxCollectors
@JesusAteWithTaxCollectors 2 ай бұрын
🤣
@Mailed-Knight
@Mailed-Knight 2 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha!
@trackpackgt877
@trackpackgt877 2 ай бұрын
lol 😂classic!! the video was funny but your comment was hilarious!!!!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
@yezki8
@yezki8 2 ай бұрын
"For we are many"
@cannedlaughter2535
@cannedlaughter2535 2 ай бұрын
Prolly the only time when said pronouns were correct.
@user-ny1wt2cc2r
@user-ny1wt2cc2r Ай бұрын
“Goomba sexual” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@warholcow
@warholcow 15 күн бұрын
So funny but sad because this is literally how they are.
@smallparticlelinda
@smallparticlelinda 2 ай бұрын
"The man went away sad, for he was very white" Poor guy😂😂😂
@ronb6313
@ronb6313 2 ай бұрын
That one made me laugh also. This is the end my friend. Come Lord Jesus, come.
@malcolmharing3744
@malcolmharing3744 2 ай бұрын
Totally true today.
@a-s-greig
@a-s-greig 2 ай бұрын
Culturally tho...
@vickryan
@vickryan 2 ай бұрын
Yeah what a loser he was. Kinda skinny and pale skin. We call them " pale face" or "white people" whichever you're more comfortable with.
@mushy2bc482
@mushy2bc482 2 ай бұрын
I thought this was a Disney remake of a passion of Christ but then I realized Jesus was white.
@jefff8130
@jefff8130 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ChacoOutdoorsman
@ChacoOutdoorsman 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@mikekasich836
@mikekasich836 2 ай бұрын
"Lazarus will live again thru this mail in ballot" 😂
@relishgargler
@relishgargler 2 ай бұрын
And male
@robertd9850
@robertd9850 2 ай бұрын
I thought it was an updated Life of Bryan skit.
@theoisomno
@theoisomno 2 ай бұрын
Liberal speaking here. The danger is labeling Jesus with a political affiliation or agenda of any kind, period. Doesn’t matter if you paint him being against the right, against the left, against communism, against capitalism, all of this is irrelevant. He did not like clashing politics, one of the only times he did get close to politics was when he was asked if we should pay taxes to Rome. He said, “Give to Caesars what is Caesars, and give to god what is his.” He wasn’t making a political standpoint like they were trying to make him do. He gave a message of willingly acting out of respect and love regardless of the other persons power or authority. God doesn’t care if someone is a communist or a capitalist or a corrupt politician or anything. He loves everyone no matter their sins or believes, so so so much that he sent Jesus to die for our sins so that we could all have the chance of eternal life. We are all sinners. Hating a group of people for their political view or actions is a sin, no matter what. Even hating political figures is a sin. They are all humans created in the image of god, and have inherent value as human beings. On the topic of wokeness, I think it’s more of a pawn word than anything. I think the left has good intentions for everyone to be treated with respect, but making all the wrong hypocritical decisions in the process, rendering the word “woke” meaningless. which is a shame. You can’t fight fire with fire, but both sides are doing that to eachother To whoever is reading this, God loves you and wants you to grow close with him in wisdom and spirit. God bless you all ❤.
@saintanthony1529
@saintanthony1529 2 ай бұрын
To be "woke" is to be Dead asleep. Emphasis on Dead.
@user-ef2bm7nr3m
@user-ef2bm7nr3m 6 күн бұрын
Only a liberal leftist would use this as an opportunity to lecture people. Case in point.
@nadyasilva_
@nadyasilva_ 20 сағат бұрын
Well said brother! I appreciate you sharing the gospel in a loving/teaching way. I'm from Brazil and I generally lean more towards republican policies/ideas but when it comes to State and Religion I always feel sad whenever I see someone (especially those from church) say they've had conflicts or falling outs with friends/family or even say "they can't trust so and so's judgment anymore"... Because I believe there are some things (namely politics) that are not worth fighting with family for. Though one thing I'd like to add is that there ARE policies/laws being passed (in many countries) that go against Christian belief... Regarding that, the Bible calls for us to be in submission to government authorities (Romans 13:1), though the scriptures don't say that we must obey them in all cases (Acts 5:29). So, in the end, of the day it doesn't matter who gets the presidency or what type of government you have since there are eternal/everlasting worries that are more important (namely whether people are being saved or not). Acts 5:29 NIV Peter and the other apostles replied: “We must obey God rather than human beings!" Romans 13:1 NIV Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.
@-r-3656
@-r-3656 19 сағат бұрын
Thank you. I am glad to see at least one other person with a logical standpoint here. And maybe the right wing is right about some things. Maybe we're too annoying and bitchy, and maybe we try to force our agendas a little too much. Maybe we each just have our own ideas. What we liberals want is just to change a few things about this country. I support this nation, and I think capitalism is beneficial to us, because socialism would create too much controversy and just would not work. Two political parties are what makes this nation special. We don't have propaganda like in China and Russia, but we also don't have a fascist dictatorship. We are both parties, and if we work together, we can become a truly wise nation.
@Rebornation0712
@Rebornation0712 14 күн бұрын
The sad 😢 part is that some people believe a lot of this! Oh how far we have fallen!
@devindaniels1379
@devindaniels1379 2 ай бұрын
Legend has it that Jesus is still listing genders to this day.
@firstknight117
@firstknight117 2 ай бұрын
I just can't with the Bee. What is worse is that I've heard of a lot (not all) of these genders and I'm pretty sure they must be on a list somewhere...
@i.g.l.z.9215
@i.g.l.z.9215 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@FootballFan17243
@FootballFan17243 2 ай бұрын
​@@firstknight117 i have also heard of a lot of made up things
@Hanako-San100
@Hanako-San100 2 ай бұрын
It's been 2000 years since…. does he ever get tired?
@ConservativeGrouch
@ConservativeGrouch 2 ай бұрын
@@firstknight117If they are on a list, it can't be on hard copy. The number and type of goofy pronouns changes so quickly and so often, it would be out of date by the time the list comes off the printer.
@NinjaFlibble
@NinjaFlibble 2 ай бұрын
Innacurate. Woke Jesus would still be naming genders today.
@SeaJay_Oceans
@SeaJay_Oceans 2 ай бұрын
Wearing rainbow robes, of course !
@toekneemart5597
@toekneemart5597 2 ай бұрын
@@SeaJay_Oceans stole them from joseph
@NinjaFlibble
@NinjaFlibble 2 ай бұрын
@@SeaJay_Oceans Good point 🤣
@GenuineLhachwen
@GenuineLhachwen 2 ай бұрын
​@@toekneemart5597redistributed from Joseph... 😂
@NinjaFlibble
@NinjaFlibble 2 ай бұрын
@Clouseauish I'm making a joke about how, in the Left's view, there are a infinite amount of genders
@andrew-im8fj
@andrew-im8fj 2 ай бұрын
The funniest 6 minutes i've ever watched. Absolute genius...." mail in ballot Lazarus"....deserves an Emmy !
@alycewich4472
@alycewich4472 12 күн бұрын
💯
@JELopezCastillo
@JELopezCastillo Ай бұрын
1:34 I got off guard! I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣
@bsavvy5129
@bsavvy5129 2 ай бұрын
“Your brother Lazarus will live on. … Through this mail in ballot.”
@MarkfonzY
@MarkfonzY 2 ай бұрын
I wish he would have said "these" ballots and handed him a bundle!
@mr.objective6936
@mr.objective6936 2 ай бұрын
He should have said “your brother Lazarus will live on, or at least his vote will live on through these mail in ballots”.
@tylersoto7465
@tylersoto7465 2 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣 I died laughing seeing how casual he says that why handing her the papers
@blackprince4074
@blackprince4074 2 ай бұрын
Gold nothing but GOLD!
@Ann1234
@Ann1234 2 ай бұрын
My favorite!
@Zactivist
@Zactivist 2 ай бұрын
Woke Jesus: "Do not teach a man to fish, let him loot the Walmart so that he may watch The Fishing Channel on an 85" big screen."
@CrumpetsNBiscuits
@CrumpetsNBiscuits 2 ай бұрын
lol
@user-wf7sl7sw8k
@user-wf7sl7sw8k 2 ай бұрын
Woke Jesus is always for free education too. It is right who force capable, smart, gifted people into poverty or educational debt at the expense of technological stagnation.
@LalalandLizzy
@LalalandLizzy 2 ай бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
@ctypino2849
@ctypino2849 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bigp2930
@bigp2930 2 ай бұрын
I can barely type, I'm laughing so hard...epic comment, thank you. Oh, yeah, and you're probably going to he*l 😁
@sarahc.9794
@sarahc.9794 Ай бұрын
Jesus: “Be less white” Also Jesus: Is white
@safalparajuli
@safalparajuli 14 күн бұрын
He's West Asian. They're pretty close.
@jt8isgr870
@jt8isgr870 2 күн бұрын
He's of Latin X descent 😂😂😂
@safalparajuli
@safalparajuli 2 күн бұрын
@@jt8isgr870 oh, do not ignore my comment
@-r-3656
@-r-3656 19 сағат бұрын
@@jt8isgr870 What? Jesus was Middle Eastern.
@jt8isgr870
@jt8isgr870 19 сағат бұрын
@@-r-3656 lol it was a joke bro because his name is Jesus which is a common Mexican name.
@SHALOM88888
@SHALOM88888 Ай бұрын
When he was talking about slapping the right cheek I thought someone's ass was about to get smacked.. They should hire me as a writer 😂😂😂😂😂
@deldridg
@deldridg 14 күн бұрын
Yes, you have found your calling! Go forth and smack away!! 🤣🤣
@TheIrishny
@TheIrishny 2 ай бұрын
The legitimate good acting of this guy is what sells it and makes it so funny.
@skidmc
@skidmc 2 ай бұрын
such a W
@judithstratton9073
@judithstratton9073 2 ай бұрын
And, sadly, ACCURATE.
@VincitOmniaVeritas7
@VincitOmniaVeritas7 2 ай бұрын
He is the best actor on the Babylon Bee channel IMHO. He plays the recurrent character Devil and does great English and Russian accents too. The California Couple that moved to Texas are also great.
@ameliac7338
@ameliac7338 2 ай бұрын
Man if I was not this set id be laughing so hard
@totalcreativegaming6681
@totalcreativegaming6681 2 ай бұрын
Real Jesus: “I preach love & forgiveness to all” Woke Jesus: “I preach hatred of everyone who disagrees with me.”
@francoisnada7464
@francoisnada7464 2 ай бұрын
"Real" Jesus also said: "But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and SLAUGHTER them before me" ... oh yeah, love and forgiveness to all ^^ Give me a break.
@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377
@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377 2 ай бұрын
Matthew 13:50 and Mark 16:16 shows you're wrong.
@francoisnada7464
@francoisnada7464 2 ай бұрын
@@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377 the quote i just wrote shows that Matthew13:50 and Mark 16:16 are wrong. Or a lie. Anyway, defending Christianity is defending the enemy of humanity, your best ally, those who corrupt all politicians , the so called "donors" .. those who want you to "lick the dust of their feet", as stated in the Bible.
@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377
@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377 2 ай бұрын
@@francoisnada7464 Don't worry man. I actually agree with what you say. I'm an atheist. I was just showing to this believer that he was wrong in thinking that the "master" he believes (aka jesus) preached about love and forgiveness.
@francoisnada7464
@francoisnada7464 2 ай бұрын
@@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377 My bad ! i just saw that your comment was not for me :)) Sometime, i wonder if they really read this book ! Have a nice day :)
@BirthingPower
@BirthingPower Ай бұрын
I hope you’re going to release the outtakes for this and the Satan video!! I’ve got to see you guys cracking up over making these. It must’ve been hard to be so serious serious. Brilliant
@Rebornation0712
@Rebornation0712 14 күн бұрын
I like the wealth redistribution! “Super sticky” love it!
@AverageTruckOwner1322
@AverageTruckOwner1322 2 ай бұрын
Wait one moment, you forgot Jesus telling His disciples blessed are the peacemakers who protest on college campuses.
@nydiacanas603
@nydiacanas603 2 ай бұрын
Good one 👍
@AverageTruckOwner1322
@AverageTruckOwner1322 2 ай бұрын
@@nydiacanas603 Thankyou
@meciocio
@meciocio 2 ай бұрын
like how jesus protested against the merchants and the money changers in the cleansing of the temple
@ZilogBob
@ZilogBob 2 ай бұрын
I thought he said "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
@VickiSmith-eg9oo
@VickiSmith-eg9oo 2 ай бұрын
And left the campus filled with trash.
@treychow
@treychow 2 ай бұрын
You had me at, "He'll live again, with this mail in ballot" ,😂🤣😂
@huntermahoney9309
@huntermahoney9309 2 ай бұрын
😭😭🤣
@edwardicus4
@edwardicus4 2 ай бұрын
It took me a minute to catch that😂
@blai5e730
@blai5e730 2 ай бұрын
That one cracked me up!
@TheSongofSaya
@TheSongofSaya 2 ай бұрын
I am not american. What does that joke mean?
@blai5e730
@blai5e730 2 ай бұрын
@@TheSongofSaya - neither am I but that's a dig that votes of deceased citizens were allegedly counted in a presidential election.
@natalieouellette9523
@natalieouellette9523 Күн бұрын
O love the acting bc this is exactly how I’d picture Jesus talking
@Jesusisalive948
@Jesusisalive948 Ай бұрын
Unfortunately, too many people think this way.
@sue8344
@sue8344 2 ай бұрын
Once again , Babylon Bee sums up current culture perfectly .
@alman6581
@alman6581 2 ай бұрын
The Mail In Ballot was a stroke of genius
@MrTrevortxeartxe
@MrTrevortxeartxe 2 ай бұрын
I don't get that one.
@marysueeasteregg
@marysueeasteregg 2 ай бұрын
@@MrTrevortxeartxe It's based on the [unproven] assumption that mail-in ballots facilitate voter fraud -- that it is easier for ballots to be falsely cast in the name of dead people, if the individuals are not showing up in person. The dead person is still "alive," so to speak.
@raquel4171
@raquel4171 2 ай бұрын
@@MrTrevortxeartxe Me neither
@anothergenericgamer_
@anothergenericgamer_ 2 ай бұрын
Far right claim of "stealing" election by people using mail in ballets for dead people to sway vote.
@jilalcocaine
@jilalcocaine 2 ай бұрын
Republicans said that dead people voted for Biden. Funny story though. More dead voted for Trump than Biden.
@svetlanaandrasova6086
@svetlanaandrasova6086 2 ай бұрын
Lol I would like to be a stranger walking by as they were shooting this sketch.
@thomaspetrucka9173
@thomaspetrucka9173 Ай бұрын
That pat on the guy's shoulder when he said "femboy". 🤣
@unncommonsense
@unncommonsense 2 ай бұрын
"Be less white." -funny. "But the man went away sad for he was very white." -I lost it.
@patrickseekins1299
@patrickseekins1299 2 ай бұрын
I lost it when he Said Lazarus would live on with this mail in ballot!
@Daniel_walks_with_Tobi
@Daniel_walks_with_Tobi 2 ай бұрын
The irony here is that this was satire on how Jesus said to the wealthy man "stop being wealthy" but the man wouldnt let go of his money. And Jesus said this is why he will not be in heaven, his love for money. Jesus was a communist, but this video implies that Jesus was a materialisitc capitalist who is ok with greed driven society and wealth accumulation.
@aboutwhat1930
@aboutwhat1930 2 ай бұрын
@@Daniel_walks_with_Tobi Not really on either count. He said and heavily implied that the wealthy man loved his money and wouldn't let go of it. That's not a criticism of being industrious or wise with your assets, but of the greed of that wealthy man. He made money the most important thing in his life-- more important than his family, his friends, his society, and certainly more important than God. Jesus also spoke the parable of the talents-- three servants entrusted 5 talents of gold, and 3 talents, and 1 talent. A single talent was a fair amount of wealth-- almost US$400K in 2024. So the first was to manage $2M, the second to manage $1.2M, and the third to manage $400K. The man who was entrusted with 1 talent buried it and returned to his master 1 talent. He was wicked/lazy since he didn't actually do anything with that wealth. He didn't start a business, he didn't invest, he didn't even put it in the bank to collect some interest. He was afraid of being industrious, he was afraid of hard work, and he wouldn't even do the minimum. His master took the 1 talent from that man. The men who were entrusted with 3 talents and 5 talents used it as an investment and returned their master 6 talents & 10 talents respectively. Both doubled the money they were entrusted with. The master let them continue with their profitable work, giving the man who already had 10 talents of gold an 11th talent. A fortune isn't our own. It's merely ours to manage, it's ours to grow: we are to be a good steward of that money for the glory of the Kingdom of God.
@paulgemme6056
@paulgemme6056 2 ай бұрын
Without faith it is impossible to please God/Jesus Christ. One must be born again, born of the Spirit (Holy Spirit), born from above. read the gospel of John chapter three if honestly want to know the truth. One cannot know the truth if he or she rejects the truth. Jesus Christ is the truth, the way and the life no one will escape hell accept by grace through faith in the blood Christ shed and the finished work that Christ completed on the cross. The Pharisees were the most religious men on the planet in Christ's day and Christ Jesus told them their father was the devil because they didn't accept the truth even though the truth was standing right in front of them. Hebrews 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
@Carolinablue78JS
@Carolinablue78JS Ай бұрын
​@@Daniel_walks_with_TobiNo
@Dan_Rodrigues
@Dan_Rodrigues 2 ай бұрын
Oh! The "legendary Jesus" who lives in the minds of leftists. Don't do drugs, kids.
@DOWNUNDER.
@DOWNUNDER. 2 ай бұрын
LMAO but I am entirely unsure about the blasphemy aspect, Will I have to go to a re-education camp 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@miask
@miask 2 ай бұрын
@@DOWNUNDER.I’m afraid so. 😉🤓
@Dan_Rodrigues
@Dan_Rodrigues 2 ай бұрын
@@DOWNUNDER. I hear you. But sometimes you must become the absurd to show the absurd. And the intention of the video is to show how ridiculous the left's claims regarding Jesus are.
@twentyrothmans7308
@twentyrothmans7308 2 ай бұрын
I've yet to find a drug to retard me enough to be a leftist. The search goes on.
@simon7107
@simon7107 2 ай бұрын
However, if Jesus came to America in person today most conservatives would likely want him deported on the basis of being a brown-skinned Arab-looking socialist. Jesus said it's easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich person to go to heaven. He said sell all your possessions and give to the poor. And yet conservatives HATE that part of their tax dollars goes to the poorest Americans.
@PeaceJourney...
@PeaceJourney... Ай бұрын
The commercial is the cherry on top 😂
@b_rod4380
@b_rod4380 2 ай бұрын
Yo the mail in ballot thing was absolutely hilarious.. he could barely keep a straight face
@user-st5cs3fq4y
@user-st5cs3fq4y 2 ай бұрын
"Do not be afraid, for Lazarus will live again-through this mail-in ballot." I believe!
@McLovin_2007
@McLovin_2007 2 ай бұрын
LOL...........good one.
@Karmyogi123
@Karmyogi123 2 ай бұрын
धर्म क्या हैं? पृथ्वी का धर्म है l सुरज - सूर्य का चक्कर लगाणाl ओर जीवन को पोषण देना l सुर्य का धर्म क्या हैं? सुर्य का धर्म पृथ्वी ओर सारे ग्रहो को प्रकाश ऊर्जा से ओतप्रोत करना l वहा के जीवन को ऊर्जा देना l ओर हमारे ऋषी मुनी वो महान सायन्सटिस्ट थे l जिंहोने प्रकृती की इस सुंदर नियमो का शोध किया l ओर पृथ्वी को धर्म नाम की एक जीवन जिने की, सुजलाम सुफलाम जीवन शैली दिl मुझे गर्व है की मे ऐसे महान पूर्वजो का ऐसी महान संस्कृती का एक पालक हुं l मेरे ऐसे महान पूर्वजो का ज्ञान-विज्ञान धरोहर अगले पिढी को देना मेरा परम कर्तव्य है l धर्म - मेरे निसर्गदत्त प्रकृती ने दिये हुवे मेरे कर्तव्य है l धर्म - का इस से सुंदर अर्थ ओर क्या हो सकता है l मैं एक पुरुष हुं l तो मैं एक सूर्य हुं l मेरे शरीर को तप्त कर, मेहनत कर कुटुंब का जीवन पोशित करना मेरा कर्तव्य है l मैं एक स्त्री हुं l तो मे पृथ्वी हुं l आगले पिढी को जन्म देना मेरा कर्तव्य है l मेरे कुटुंब की जिम्मेदारी निभाना मेरा धर्म है l स्कूल कॉलेज से धर्म कर्तव्य की शिक्षा निकाल के हम अधिकार की शिक्षा दे रहे हैं l मे कामगार हुं मुझे स्पेशल अधिकार दो l मैं स्त्री हुं मुझे स्पेशल अधिकार दो l मे संख्या मे कम हुं मुझे स्पेशल अधिकार दो l हर कोई अधिकार - स्पेशल ट्रीटमेन्ट माग रहा है l लेकीन कोई अपने कर्तव्य की l धर्म की बात नही कर राहा l हमें चाहिए धर्मक्रसी कर्तव्य का वाहन करणे वाली सोसांयटि ना की अपने अधिकार की डीमांड करणे वाली सोसायंटि? क्या हम धर्मनिरपेक्ष याने कर्तव्यनिरपेक्ष कर्तव्य ना करणे वाले ओर अधिकार के लिये रस्ते पे तोडफोड करणे वाले समाज को चाहते हैं? धर्मनिरपेक्ष देश - कर्तव्यनिरपेक्ष देश बरबाद हो जाते हैं l नष्ट हो जाते है l भारत वर्ष का सत्व धर्म - कर्तव्य आधारित जीवन जिने वाले लोग हैं l भारत के शत्रू भारत की ताकद जाणते है? लेकीन भारत के लोग धर्म की ताकद नही जाणते l एक बार धर्म का अर्थ पता चल जाये तो l आता है सत्य धर्मl मे सत्य के लिये लढुगा, झूट को एक्सपोज करना, अधर्म असत्य को एक्सपोज करना मेरा दायित्व हो जाता है lयेशू - येवोह ज्यू यहुदी गॉड है l ख्रिश्चन पंथ दुसरे लोगो के गॉड को मार्केटिंग कर के l ख्रिश्चन पंथ क्यो बेच रहा है l उसके पीछे उसका उद्देश आपकी जमीन आपके परिसर की सत्ता हसिल करना है l उसके लिये ये सैतान राक्षस लोग आपको वो सारे सपने दिखते है l जो उनके पास नही है l अभी ख्रिश्चन पंथ के पास अपना गॉड नाही l बायबल भी ज्यू यहुदी पवित्र तोराह पुस्तक की चोरी है l तो उसके पास खुद का स्वर्ग भी नहीं है l जो उनके फाद्री पास्टर 5-5 मिनट मे आपको देणे का वादा करते है l इस प्रकार क्रिश्चन पंथ के मिशनरी माफिया लोगो ने 107 देश की जमीन कब्जा कर ली है l आफ्रिका के भयानक गरीब लोगो की जमीन कब्जा कर वाहा के संसाधन अमेरिकन युरोप देश शोषण करते है l जब आफ्रिका मे एड्स / कोवीड जैसे महामारी चाली l इन अमेरिकन युरोप देश ने गरिब लोगो को महांगी दवाईयां की 1 रुपये किंमत काम नाही की l ऐसे भयानक समय मे सनातन हिंदू विचार वाले नरेंद्र मोदी ने इन लोगो को सस्ती दवाई या बेचि l धर्म मनुष्य को पशु से मानव बनाता है l ख्रिश्चन पंथ मानव को पशु बनता है l इस्लाम पंथ मानव को पशु बनाता है l
@bryonstevenson1084
@bryonstevenson1084 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@trueblaze84
@trueblaze84 21 күн бұрын
Bad news, Trump now says he never said anything bad about mail in ballots. That' means this comment officially labels you as a lying liberal.
@stevenw7623
@stevenw7623 2 ай бұрын
Lazarus casting a ballot was pure genius.
@docwally1
@docwally1 2 ай бұрын
It's always been how the democrats win!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fitgiddlin21
@fitgiddlin21 2 ай бұрын
That was probably the only funny part of this. The original video GOP Jesus was way funnier and used actual Bible quotes.
@rodiusmaximus
@rodiusmaximus 2 ай бұрын
Now I get it!
@chriswilcox3383
@chriswilcox3383 2 ай бұрын
He will live again.. thru this mail in ballot That one was just perfect 😂😂
@serene_618-fb3ns
@serene_618-fb3ns 4 күн бұрын
"force you to buy insurance" looooool
@Fatpumpumlovah2
@Fatpumpumlovah2 Ай бұрын
roflmao, "thru this mail in ballot" had me dead.
@shadowbatjack
@shadowbatjack 2 ай бұрын
"Shrek gendered? If you want, make them all up. It's fine." 🤣🤣
@johnnythewalrus
@johnnythewalrus 2 ай бұрын
I think inlaughed most at this part
@PeaceIntheValley
@PeaceIntheValley 2 ай бұрын
The ballot for Lazarus was already filled out right?
@dichotomus3764
@dichotomus3764 2 ай бұрын
And photocopied a few hundred thousand times and delivered to a single municipality at 4 am. But remember every election is super secure (except 2016) if you are a progressive.
@transparentglazier
@transparentglazier 2 ай бұрын
Numerous times too!
@LC-iv8lf
@LC-iv8lf 2 ай бұрын
I didn't notice that!! Haha!! If we can't have election integrity at least we can have the best satire!! 😅
@no-bozos
@no-bozos 26 күн бұрын
"Through this mail-in ballot" LMFAO!!!
@FoRaevaIGir
@FoRaevaIGir 2 ай бұрын
The mail-in ballot got me 😂
@jayney6176
@jayney6176 2 ай бұрын
Woke Jesus parties with sinners... turning vats of water into kegs of Bud Lite.
@attah-odejohogwu9357
@attah-odejohogwu9357 2 ай бұрын
jesus always partied with sinners he just changed them afterwards
@EieiExamplEeiEi
@EieiExamplEeiEi 2 ай бұрын
This one is good 😂
@onlythetruth2063
@onlythetruth2063 2 ай бұрын
Ouch
@The_Lord_has_it
@The_Lord_has_it 2 ай бұрын
Yes but you leave out the part where he DOES NOT affirm them in their sin.
@CatThwomper
@CatThwomper 2 ай бұрын
@@attah-odejohogwu9357 Jesus, and He.
@slappy1234567
@slappy1234567 2 ай бұрын
Antifa Jesus
@popkxw
@popkxw 2 ай бұрын
"Free Palestine!" Oh wait, that didn't exist back then because jews are much older and they are the original owners of the land.
@peterreily1490
@peterreily1490 2 ай бұрын
If that’s the case, call me Harrod Pilot.
@peterreily1490
@peterreily1490 2 ай бұрын
And please send AK Jesus. We shall follow the teachings of Brandon Herrera. Defeating communism using their own tools against them.
@mustang607
@mustang607 2 ай бұрын
ANTI First Amendment?
@Pheramix
@Pheramix 2 ай бұрын
no, he didn't act violent
@txcrix9236
@txcrix9236 Ай бұрын
The mail in ballot gets me every time 😂
@BroastedChickies
@BroastedChickies Ай бұрын
"Cancel your enemies" with the casual rock throw got me 💀
@jasonstrull2
@jasonstrull2 2 ай бұрын
“Cancel your enemies” 😅
@paulgemme6056
@paulgemme6056 2 ай бұрын
Without faith it is impossible to please God/Jesus Christ. One must be born again, born of the Spirit (Holy Spirit), born from above. read the gospel of John chapter three if honestly want to know the truth. One cannot know the truth if he or she rejects the truth. Jesus Christ is the truth, the way and the life no one will escape hell accept by grace through faith in the blood Christ shed and the finished work that Christ completed on the cross. The Pharisees were the most religious men on the planet in Christ's day and Christ Jesus told them their father was the devil because they didn't accept the truth even though the truth was standing right in front of them. Hebrews 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
@mr.grantsartexplorations1014
@mr.grantsartexplorations1014 2 ай бұрын
“And curse those who bless you” …so accurate.
@paulgemme6056
@paulgemme6056 2 ай бұрын
@@mr.grantsartexplorations1014 Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; -Jesus Christ
@mr.grantsartexplorations1014
@mr.grantsartexplorations1014 2 ай бұрын
Amen
@whitneysmiltank
@whitneysmiltank 2 ай бұрын
"will live again... through this mail-in ballot" omfg LOL
@mustang607
@mustang607 2 ай бұрын
An example of comedy amplifying the bizarreness of truth.
@mattiassjoquist5042
@mattiassjoquist5042 2 ай бұрын
Arguably the funniest bit.
@ricelwr5255
@ricelwr5255 2 ай бұрын
Milk out the nose funny
@jongreen9171
@jongreen9171 2 ай бұрын
Classic
@glengardner4126
@glengardner4126 2 ай бұрын
​@@mattiassjoquist5042I agree, but it was a Derby finish.
@mufasachainbreaker7757
@mufasachainbreaker7757 2 ай бұрын
"Go forth! And sin lots more!" "Never forgive! Never forget!" "Do unto others as their ancestors did unto you!" "Critique others heavily well before you yourself are perfect, as long as you feel like a victim." "May they/them who is with sin, get stoned." I saw a take on Republican Jesus that was pretty similar to this and also kind of funny
@vemarj2802
@vemarj2802 14 күн бұрын
Actually, that sounds a lot more like the lines preached by both sides in the middle east... ... especially the eye-for-eye and victim card doctrines.
@mufasachainbreaker7757
@mufasachainbreaker7757 10 күн бұрын
@@vemarj2802 It's a primitive mindset that leads to eye for an eye and back scratching exchanges. Essentially, in simple prisoner dilemma simulations, game theory suggests that tit for tat is an optimal strategy. When the prisoners dilemma becomes more complex, new features have to be accommodated. For example, if you can accidentally wrong the other person or they can accidentally wrong you, if you can be mistaken about if they have wronged you, or if you could have been wronged once but they intended to make it up to you, all change the optimal strategy away from tit for tat and towards the New Testament style thinking. Regardless of if you believe Christ was a real person (which I do), the commentary appears to be a breakthrough in game theory and social rules for humanity where by a less primitive view of optimal strategy in human interactions had come into play. While tit for tat is still a relevant factor, a bias towards humility, forgiveness, consideration, patience, discernment, decency, integrity, and networking seems to become substantially better than a simple tit for tat approach. Christ's message taught this Truth functioning as a form of early enlightenment. I suspect politicians need to pander to the largest group which is why they seem to favor the more primitive views. It is unfortunately easier to trick simple minded people into voting for them than it is to convince considerate people to do the same, hence screaming "I'm a Christian so I believe in an eye for an eye" might not make any sense at all to someone that has read the Bible or considered the philosophy, but it would trick someone that can't or doesn't read or doesn't understand what they read... Likewise, implying that sin is entirely subjective because there are differences in subjective perspectives might convince people that identify as being smart, but don't understand the differences between identifying as something and being that thing.
@vivie04
@vivie04 15 күн бұрын
That's the fake Jesus we are all waiting for, now he just need to appear lol
@user-bk9wq6sc9b
@user-bk9wq6sc9b 2 ай бұрын
How did the actor who played Jesus not laugh at every single line on this video, raw talent
@Zaloomination
@Zaloomination 2 ай бұрын
Multiple takes
@steven5917
@steven5917 Ай бұрын
​@Zaloomination he is a very talented and versatile actor, They need to do a Bee movie
@TheValorism
@TheValorism Ай бұрын
...it's super sticky 3:53 So many great funny lines yet that subtle extra comment broke me into laughter 😂😂 But man...what is this world turning into 😶
@DiodeMom
@DiodeMom Ай бұрын
I saw him walk out of the shot once, looking like he was about to burst into laughter.
@vaneenusa1776
@vaneenusa1776 Ай бұрын
My same thought!
@Gonzalez541
@Gonzalez541 2 ай бұрын
Christ Is King
@Melanie_44
@Melanie_44 2 ай бұрын
Amen
@PhilipDaniel
@PhilipDaniel 2 ай бұрын
Rex Judaoerum
@coolbeans9899
@coolbeans9899 2 ай бұрын
Non woke Jesus is king!
@dave8218
@dave8218 2 ай бұрын
Xristos Anesti
@juliemesser2053
@juliemesser2053 2 ай бұрын
​@@coolbeans9899Yes!!😊
@rickyracestrickland8927
@rickyracestrickland8927 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I fell out laughing when he said "Weep not, for your brother will live again with this mail in ballot"🤣🤣🤣
@gregt0m
@gregt0m 2 ай бұрын
The entire skit is spot on.
@DaxAxeOffical
@DaxAxeOffical 2 ай бұрын
Jesus calling someone a femboy is INSANE
@Catho.
@Catho. Ай бұрын
never in my life would i ever hear someone acting as jesus say femboy, yet here i am
@ryze9153
@ryze9153 Ай бұрын
​@@Catho.Never in my life have I seen the words "woke" and "Jesus" put together.
@Catho.
@Catho. Ай бұрын
@@ryze9153 indeed my brother
@randybuttry4367
@randybuttry4367 Ай бұрын
It's blasphemy
@demodiums7216
@demodiums7216 Ай бұрын
@@ryze9153 Jesus was literally the wokest hippie of his time lmao. He was a ling haired, unemployed man who preached love and forgiveness...and frequently hung out with the degenerates of society
@thomasmaughan4798
@thomasmaughan4798 2 ай бұрын
Amazed that your Jesus managed to pull this off without breaking into laughter.
@jeremyjohnson2129
@jeremyjohnson2129 2 ай бұрын
I bet it took many takes to do it all with a straight face.
@BobbieSmith46
@BobbieSmith46 2 ай бұрын
But how many takes? 😊
@Charmayne7
@Charmayne7 2 ай бұрын
He's a great actor.
@anonygent
@anonygent 2 ай бұрын
The magic of 87 takes.
@Plagiarism-at-its-finest
@Plagiarism-at-its-finest 2 ай бұрын
1:58 nah wtf is Omnigender
@ShadowOfDeadRhodes21
@ShadowOfDeadRhodes21 10 күн бұрын
There's this ad on reddit and some other platforms where it reads Jesus did this or that and then in the end it says "he gets us".. i hate those ads because its for the gay bs. The ads kinda have you in like the first half but then it just pulls that out of its ass and then you realize wtf it is
@isaiahpero7837
@isaiahpero7837 2 ай бұрын
My favorite part was Jesus naming all of the 5,269 “genders” in existence (so far) and the camera kept coming back to him for Part 4 & 5, then part 6, and so on and so forth. Then he said, ” Just keep making them up.” 😂😂
@hayesism
@hayesism 2 ай бұрын
The Jesus actor was star material. Superb timing and delivery while being absurdly handsome. The Bee's own Gosling.
@marissashantez6051
@marissashantez6051 2 ай бұрын
No doubt.
@hayesism
@hayesism 2 ай бұрын
@Steve-hm3ri Middle eastern men can be hot.
@33333Tarun
@33333Tarun 2 ай бұрын
@Steve-hm3ri He was a Palestinian.... but where's the stand with Palestine pin?
@dusoiree
@dusoiree 2 ай бұрын
@@33333Tarun Wasn't he a Jew/Judean? Correct me if I'm wrong.
@liamsanchezgoestovegas
@liamsanchezgoestovegas 2 ай бұрын
@@33333Tarundude. You’re joking and it’s funny. Sorry to blow your cover. 😂
@digitalwarriorpatriot1518
@digitalwarriorpatriot1518 2 ай бұрын
Mail in ballot was the best. 😂😂😂
@RafiBarides
@RafiBarides Ай бұрын
The mail in ballot lmfao
@YZ-sb1yf
@YZ-sb1yf 2 ай бұрын
“Put this human rights sticker on your camel”😂😂
@_koschwarz
@_koschwarz 2 ай бұрын
"Super sticky."
@mattfromwiisports4910
@mattfromwiisports4910 2 ай бұрын
I hate to point this out but he missed about 34 genders.
@donoimdono2702
@donoimdono2702 2 ай бұрын
he's still naming them..... they just ran out of battery for the recording
@jenme7926
@jenme7926 2 ай бұрын
At least.. 😂
@i.g.l.z.9215
@i.g.l.z.9215 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@GreenyX1
@GreenyX1 2 ай бұрын
He resurrected to complete the list.
@luvsuneja
@luvsuneja Ай бұрын
Trump’s “felony” charges are genders?
@peterforsythe3643
@peterforsythe3643 Ай бұрын
Brill. These BB folks have got real talent!
@bythefirepodcast
@bythefirepodcast 2 ай бұрын
That Lazarus mail-in ballot line got me.
@johnsohc
@johnsohc 2 ай бұрын
Exactly! Spot on.
@nelsonx5326
@nelsonx5326 2 ай бұрын
'Lazarus will live as an avatar in the multiverse'.
@GoodtoGaia
@GoodtoGaia 2 ай бұрын
Same!
@rzn2258
@rzn2258 2 ай бұрын
That was f###ing hilarious
@Sunflare-vq2uy
@Sunflare-vq2uy 2 ай бұрын
This makes me think about the churches that put up the gay pride flag.
@Nightshade1881
@Nightshade1881 2 ай бұрын
What’s wrong with a church and its community being accepting of all humans?
@Jerryboy97
@Jerryboy97 2 ай бұрын
​@@Nightshade1881 The pride flag... I don't think it means what you think it means.
@Nightshade1881
@Nightshade1881 2 ай бұрын
@@Jerryboy97 it’s literally just a rainbow flag that can mean anything to anyone Conservative are the fragile ones getting upset over a damn rainbow 🤣
@MichalSzczurowski
@MichalSzczurowski 2 ай бұрын
@@Nightshade1881 define human...
@Nightshade1881
@Nightshade1881 2 ай бұрын
@@MichalSzczurowski a fucking human being 🤷🏻‍♂️
@jongarman820
@jongarman820 Ай бұрын
“Through this mail in ballot.” 😂😂😂
@rachelodell6879
@rachelodell6879 2 ай бұрын
You missed the opportunity, during the Lazarus bit, to make the joke “Say his name!”
@flamebroiledsquirrel
@flamebroiledsquirrel 2 ай бұрын
Finally, a gospel fit for a megachurch
@miask
@miask 2 ай бұрын
😂
@patriciamathews5975
@patriciamathews5975 2 ай бұрын
Making it much easier for all those ministers to "minister".
@LysisZero
@LysisZero 2 ай бұрын
Prophecy says the church becomes corrupted. The stance of the church, "we don't believe in prophecy".
@mustang607
@mustang607 2 ай бұрын
I knew Wokeness was a religion.
@karltiedemann7222
@karltiedemann7222 2 ай бұрын
No it wouldn't be eat the rich. It might be something more like steal from the poor
@user-yk5ln8lp2v
@user-yk5ln8lp2v 2 ай бұрын
"actually I stole it from that village over there. it's called wealth redistribution" I freaking lost it at that point
@michaelhiatt8802
@michaelhiatt8802 2 ай бұрын
The way the disciple says "Nice" at the end really closes it. This might be the Bee's best work to date.
@FuKuntt
@FuKuntt 2 ай бұрын
Like you have enough income to redistribute. Lol. Have you considered community college?
@arches_aviation8584
@arches_aviation8584 2 ай бұрын
Hellsing pfp? Based
@crazyleaf257
@crazyleaf257 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Hotmom_lover678
@Hotmom_lover678 2 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh the same That's my favorite
@MaestroGrey
@MaestroGrey 2 ай бұрын
Your levels projection on the parts about hate is genuinely impressive.
@harryfucker1988
@harryfucker1988 2 ай бұрын
they 're showing the woke Jesus , this is the Jesus that woke people created and actually believe in
@KainosPerspectives
@KainosPerspectives 2 ай бұрын
Austin Robertson made me miss the bee radio 🥲
@charlesmaas3984
@charlesmaas3984 2 ай бұрын
this is probably what the bible will look like in the next 20 years
@user-xv5tz1cl5y
@user-xv5tz1cl5y 2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure we DON'T have that much time left.
@SeaJay_Oceans
@SeaJay_Oceans 2 ай бұрын
Sorry, Citizen. The Bible is banned in USA for violation of the antisemitism laws. Stop the Hate of Moneychangers ! Protect their tables from peaceful protests. Report to your nearest democrat Rededucation Center. For Democracy !
@sue8344
@sue8344 2 ай бұрын
There’s a video around of a female priest leading the congregation in a gender neutral or queer or something , creed.
@NPC-HonoraryRooftopKorean
@NPC-HonoraryRooftopKorean 2 ай бұрын
@sue8344 The Sparkle Creed if I ‘member.
@philbob99
@philbob99 2 ай бұрын
​Correct-a-mundo........ @@user-xv5tz1cl5y
@SweetMamaG
@SweetMamaG 2 ай бұрын
Do not be afraid, for Lazarus will live again... through this mail in ballot.: John 6:66
@lisarodriguez2926
@lisarodriguez2926 2 ай бұрын
If I was drinking at the time, I would of choked! Or spit. That was funny and sadly true, at the same time. The Bee nailed it, as all the rest🤗
@Lastjustice
@Lastjustice 2 ай бұрын
And that was the moment I laughed way too hard and clicked like.
@GeoRedtick
@GeoRedtick 19 күн бұрын
Ha, the mail in ballot one was hilarious.
@conceptAIart
@conceptAIart Ай бұрын
To be truly faithful, they should have accurately portray Jesus as an olive-colored, Jewish man.
@pug-man6861
@pug-man6861 2 ай бұрын
When comedy is our actual reality
@SeaJay_Oceans
@SeaJay_Oceans 2 ай бұрын
When our nighmares start After we wake up in the morning...
@Kat-zk6qy
@Kat-zk6qy 2 ай бұрын
BB has a nack for doing this. They're more accurate than the Simpsons
@Grummel1971
@Grummel1971 2 ай бұрын
Thats what the world feels like to me at last in the last ten years.
@FuKuntt
@FuKuntt 2 ай бұрын
Don't blame democrats for your lack of education and failures.
@warrentaylor6230
@warrentaylor6230 2 ай бұрын
Yep, that's tight, Jesus was white, not an Arab.
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