Ha ha good one 👍😁

@@markrooney4655 its from "why you wouldnt survive wolfenstein"

my hot milksha~~ke

Underrated comment

@Bro Ki What a coincidence, i actually started to learn german because of quarantine

900 likes no comment? Lemme break that

Most unusual sentence, and I love it

Lol.

So far, at least.

I love it

Well spoke my friend

I wonder what else was important for the germans

@@mizaelhernandez471 Hans Grab the Flammenwafer for thiz one

I was born and raised in America... and I can pronounce german incredibly well... but if I tried to impersonate an german accent speaking English I'd fail lol

me who has played so many games with nazis i can legitametly pronounce things with the accent somewhat decently

Very true, the detail and voice acting is amazing.

Yeah, they seem like mostly normal people in terms of conversation. Like the guy correcting the other soldier that the grooves in his rifle are to make sure it doesn’t slip out of his hands as he has a medical condition that makes his hands get quite sweaty.

It makes it more satisfying to destroy them.

​@@keyabrade1861true

They are certainly superior

Hamburgers and hotdogs: Are we a joke to you?

Thing is that, almost majority of the American Diners were going to be turned German. So, I think it was bound too happen.

@@danieltobin4498 bruh a Hamburg steak is far from a hamburger,

@@henrywhite2228 It evolved but it is still of German heritage. Also, having been in a german diner, they make some killer hamburgers of their own !

That's like a reverse Karen. *sees ethnic restauraunt* "ThIs NeEdS tO bE a BiT mOrE *aMeRiCaN* ."

It's funny because many half Jews served the the Wehrmacht. Herman Goering even said he has the power to determine who is a Jew or not

Jew is a religion not a race.

@@BajanNatureMysticDolt nazis considered it a "race" tho, which was stupid

@@BajanNatureMysticDolt i know that, im agreeing with you.

@@monroe6914 Well I identify as both Jewish and White lol. Being Jewish is most certainly an ethnicity as well, that's why Israel gives you a dna test option when opting for birthright citizenship to prove your ancestry.

This.....this is the one mission they focus solely on the background characters

​@@piratier4246I mean... There aren't really background characters in other missions

don't bring up that flash game hahhahahah

You haven't played it then.

@@WoodenSnares Post patch I’d say he’s correct. Pre patch he’s wrong though.

Than*

@@motodin4210 Hey even flash games tend to feel livelier

Like those stupid Americans say "Hot dog".-Jäger

Oh my god seriously ? If you're gonna imitate German language, do it properly. It's "Hotten doggen" smh...

@@drumset7916 it´s reference from Wolfenstein Old Blood you dumb :D

I just show my papers

Lol

basically realism,i as a kraut speak perfect english while foreigners butcher simple words...my beautifull and efficent language....

You expect those inbred hillbillies to speak german? Hell, they can barely speak their native language

To be fair? You're not being fair at all. You can't compare a hillbilly klansmen who probably didn't finish primary school, and a professional soldier trained by the world's superpower at that time.

@@chechenfeels You say that yet you can't even spell correctly lmao

@@alguldandoce7982 what did i spell wrong? I think i made a clear understandable sentence in this god forsaken uncivilised language

Dan's Random Stuff YT probably a relic from before the secret police rounded up the help.

@@2005blackpearl Cool

it was a holiday because of the parade

Yeah, but not in a row!

I think the ice cream machine is broken

FirstBroGamer fick dich lol jk

*_Danky Shawn?_*

Dankeschön

@@killrwolf-wq6xm *_Danky Shawn?_*

@@awddfg Incorrect, dankeschön

Big enough for German expectations.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the milkshake cost $5

Kpob03 i bet they dont even put any bourbon in it

@@Kpob03 I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't planning on paying for it. The Nazis just get worse and worse in my books...

Raumple Thats a Martin and Lewis for ya

It’s okay

You will practice HARDER

Same haha

Just stop your butchering my beautiful numbers

I like learning languages, and man that hurt to hear

🤨

I don’t think it’s underrated kmao it was one of the biggest games when it came out

Yeah

I think its an unspoken game rule that the Nazis will usually have the coolest outfits. And i cant even blame the artists, making an intimidating uniform isnt hard and black works pretty well into it.

@@peterwhite6415 The real life Nazi clothing was no joke made by Hugo Boss. I think that speaks for itself.

Obergruppenfuhrer John Smith will investigate this case soon

SailorsLoyalty ha

If you only knew asanagi

Reminds me of the practice ECA

Johann Schmidt

Frau Engel from the first game comments you on having very Aryan traits in the first game when you first encounter her on the train. But if she knew you were a jew, it'd be a short game.

@Ben Pendleson Amerika

Encounters like that reminded me of that Nazi on inglorious bastards

Kadidlehopper modern cops kill people without any reason

@@Fl4co055 that's fucking stupid thinking all cops do that shit

This game is amazing. I wonder what made the game not explode in popularity

@@Rookie-qv8hc The difficulty. They tuned up the difficulties of this game by A LOT when comparing to New Order. Basically everyone is going to struggle during their whole first playthrough even when playing on standard difficulty.

@@abc2390986 not flexing here but this game is actually much easier than the new order for me, and im playing on im death incarnate 1st playthrough (unless talking about mein leben, it unfairly difficult and unbalaced as heck) , the stealth and ai is much dumbed down compared to the new order/old blood, the super soldier i could havent been angrier due to how much easier they can be deal with, you can literally stun lock (almost) them or shoot the fuel tank on their back for guarantee easy kill, i prankly can always pop that fuel tank with rifle easily. The new order super soldier was faster, and one hit melee you in comparison, and you have to shoot much of their armor off to kill them, they were much more intimidating than new collosus counterpart. Still new collosus is still a good game, but the direction change the art style overall and the story (i have no problem with it) its what the majority wolfenstein fan from the new order/old blood dislike and therefore its hate stems from that .

Danke, Dumpkoffs

Tf2 soldier: go back to oktoberfest in Germany where you belong maggots

@@ramenramen8072 tf2 soldier: that okberfest officer proof that he hates American

He somethimes says DENKESCHÄHN for some reason lol

Is it, mercí?

New Mexico actually

@@xavierwhitcraft1310 Even worse then If there is a place the Devil would call hot it is New Mexico

Imagine arizona though

Those states would not be the only ones that is infiltrated with SS Nazi soldiers and officers other 48 states would have been flooded with them had they wanted to expand their empire including Switzerland Spain South America

FUCK I REALIZED THAT THIS IS IN TEXAS, MEANING THIS IS NAZI TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was lol

Headshot go brrrr

Yeah and the Americans speaking German.

@@despacitodaniel801 fabricated Americans that don't exist lol

@@despacitodaniel801 Dankey shoe.

@@despacitodaniel801 Donkey Shawn.

The same goes for the Russian voice actors/actresses in the Metro series

I was going to typed that!

yep that was his beautiful ending of his life, He taste the heavenly flavor of strawberry milkshake

Or some of it.

Like strawberry milkshake ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一(･´з`･)

Just sipping

What makes it even funnier is that IRL Neo-Nazi's and Klansmen hate each other.

@@rufealinluckypunk why?

@@lt.patterson6081 Why did the Bolshevik party hate other communist parties? Different views on how it should be done

@FREN FBI doesn't exist in Wolfenstein, it's whatever the Nazis had

@FREN I was taking an example of real life

*N O I C E*

Poor nazi on the begin

Wow this post blew up

Why this shit comment blew up

@@sabelkaric8437 i am a woman WHY oh WHY this game making me Love this Guy 😳

English is the easiest language to learn. Everything is simplified. And just about every other word is taken from a foreign language. Such as Norwegian and French. I am Norwegian, and I recognise lots of your words as Old Norse.

@@ukspizzaman Basic English is easy but I people expect me to know every single word in English :/

@@ukspizzaman depends on what someone’s native language is. if you already speak a germanic language it’s probably not that hard

english is part of the germanic language family tree so of course its easy to learn

English is a germanic language

Nah, I'm German myself and idgaf because fuck our complicated language lol

@@grumpyoldman925 shut up The German language is beautiful Fucking antifa

@@user-nf4jy3rg4g fuck the german language it is so fucking illogical

@@user-nf4jy3rg4g The Clinton foundation is coming to take your beloved language buddy. You better stop em'.

@Marcelo Firpo Musumeci Junior you mean dutch Its basically german from wish

I thought is from Ukraine.

MTF: Nine Tailed fox *gets shot by the nazi soldier*

No

@@laurahart3890 I don't mean to be a grammar nazi... oh what the fuck how the hell is it so hard to pronounce danke shire

@@miamiwendigo danke schön

Mein Gott

I would imagine fear paralyzed him in that moment, given he'd been standing face to face with an internationally wanted terrorist in his world.

@Jack Freeman Very true

Frankly, that guy should have just walked away.

@@javieraravena5345 Yes. He should have glanced at the photo, realized it was him, walked out the door, and immediately called backup. Which is what he realistically would have been done.

@@devindalton4688 and not just thousands of Nazi soldiers, but hundreds of Supersoldaten, Multiple heavy robots, and hundreds of robots. He also killed Deathshead, stormed Eva's hammer alone, and infiltrated a fucking moon base. I'd shit my pants as well, he's like one of Blitzmensch's better villains In the comics.

Its all a facade. They try to get on peoples good side but they all know what happens when you don't follow through. Its the EXACT same procedure they did during the holocaust. First it was being nice, then slavery, then eradication Edit: Jesus fucking christ im still getting replies to this 3 year old comment 🤣

Nazis or Germans? It's in our etiquette to be nice and thankful to strangers, but it's getting more and more rare as the time moves on.

The Nazis in the game. Im glad u germans are nice in general. But in this dystopian future, the Nazis lure unsespecting americans to submit.

@HellOWorld wait! Americans forcing the japanese soldiers into death camps? As a southeast asian, that would've been a wonderful sight!

@KZfaq Algorithmus aber wir haben den ersten Weltkrieg nicht ausgelöst.

DaNkEy ShRoOm

What do you expect from some KKK hicks vs. a guy that was employed as a soldier for an empire that took over the entire world?

@@SoldierOfFate i mean natives were employed in the british empire soooo

Klansmen r generally uneducated and have lower level jobs ie. truck driver

Because the Nazis are part of an occupying army? Not learning the language of your occupiers can be a form of protest

Why tho. They are some white supremacy together

@@Banggeek two wrongs don't make a right. The two groups hated each other even before WWII began.

@Marcelo Firpo Musumeci Junior the reason I do not entirely know but my assumptions are the Southerners weren't pure enough and the KKK generally hate everyone who is not like them.

@@Banggeek white supremacists are always the least supreme of whites.

@Nolan Santelli man above said In southern Usa also didnt recognized by KKK because not pure. But southern is most racist and love slavery Can you explain

@KriegLord because he knew it was you and he just pretending not to without you realising

Hans Landa might do that

And then he tells everyone and the game is done?

@KriegLord He calls for backup. A fuckton of em.

@KriegLord it makes the enemy seem much more confident and calculated maybe?

The game uses a lot of absurdism

And to top it all off, he is issued an identification card, saying he's from a fire station that doesn't exist.

I mean, to be frank, I wouldn't question a fireman who is lugging around an extinguisher. I'd probably just stay the hell out of his way. I once ran into a police officer who carried an automatic rifle while patrolling a market place. You think I'm gonna question why a local police officer is carrying around an automatic rifle just to do his beat at the market? Fuck no. I stayed the hell out of his way and moved on with my day. Ofcourse it stood out like a sore thumb, but it's one of those things where you know you'll get in trouble if you start to openly question it.

No, it's not normal, but if the person doing it is also wearing a firefighter's outfit, you'll just assume he's doing his job and get out of his way. Ofcourse, he'll stand out and you'll notice it, but that doesn't mean you'll openly start to question him about it.

and they gave him the most generic name ever lol. "John Smith"

*Mein Godth*

Oh yeah and stares right at a mother and her child

@@Eagle-od1im nice child there *HOW MUCH*

@@theyoutubepoet7428 Hold up

@@rianbear2552 what im *HUNGRY*

That comment made me laugh harder than it should lmao

Yoo xD

It's Vielen lol

Es heißt vielen Dank

@@rbenzing865 it was a joke

brauts in hotdog buns with dijon mustard and a beer on the side sound pretty tasty.

Replace the hotdog with frankfurter or bratwurst, and have beershake instead of milkshake.

@@kirra9152 beershake? Bleaugh

Sasuage and schnitzels lmao

@@CBRN-115 lol. Try sauerkrautshake. On the serious note you may try rote grutze.

The game didn't come out that long ago I don't think

2017 isn't that long ago. mirrors edge came out in 2009 and still looks fucking incredible.

@@sudokee7063 based contract wars the scope is as old as 2001 but hecc its very taxing like sseth rimworld and crysis mung daal boipucci son of rome etc basically single thread instead of multithread cpu

Just don't accidentally activate ze nuke in the process and you should have full amount of atoms left on your body after you hit him with it

I remember doing it by accident. I didn’t think doing it would do anything and I was doing it for a little laugh then that happened

Really? Never knew that, that's cool.

@@dannyzero692 oops

@@TheToiletClogger that got a chuckle siriusly outta me

"Say goodbye to your nazi balls"

inglorious basterds*

my bad

Death by Username in all game its something

Thats what i was thinking with the milkshake and milk in the movir

Well.... there is loads of different German accents in real life. If you have a Swabian accent, for example, foreigners find it really hard to understand you.

@@idisplaypace2411 yeah but the German most people learn isn't the German that most Germans speak actually, most of us have some kind of dialect, even in the norther regions

That is just what I said. Example: Having a strong Swabian accent foreigners find it difficult to understand.

@@idisplaypace2411 it is hard for Germans to understand a strong Bavarian dialect as well, we can understand Austrians much better ='D

Yes but at least other Germans can actually understqnd it, foreigners who think they speak "fluent" German cant

I got the same feeling to, idk why

Yeah it feels so much like Pre War America.

Well yes the ambience looks like just that from fallout 4 pre-war America plus in the bar the mother and the child are talking about atom bombs.

Maybe because bethesda also worked on fallout...just a thought...

Well that is because that fallout has a 1950s to 1960s vibe and this is in the 1950s

The Germans cant stand the Americans even when they're conquering them ;(

Danke schön- thank you

Nezzie Rae Feeling Dank?

Oh shit!

dankie shoe?

must move plot forward

*loud slurping noises*

Communication line: the fuck you doing? Commander: umm.. drinking milkshake? Communication line: bring one fo me

Überkommando*

Nerd Invader 67 Oberkommando is a location. Translations literally to upper command.

"Danke" is "Thank you" in German.

Dankey Shoe?

Donkey Shaun?

FUCKING REDDITOR

dank donkeys

They have endless technology but they don't have drive thru. They gotta think outside the reich!

Is this a fucking "Under Siege 2" reference?!

Ba dum tshh

oh yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah

HipsterBot People Do.

Sheesh, I can’t believe you caught such small of a detail like that

nice attention to detail from the animators

I thought the same thing. in 99% of games the npcs would just jarringly return to default walking animations once they entered the store and then stumble to the back of the store, or even worse, just stand there, generically idling. great attention to detail from the animator or great mocap directing. it's the little details.

They always have being honest

They got their uniforms from Hugo boss but they used pows to make them

83rdox I mean yeah, they committed genocide so it’s reasonable for people to think like tbat

Ali3n Contres Are you stupid ? Gtfo with your holocaust denial shit

Lol I mean they've always had the best Outfits.

How did some one being nice scare you?

@@idisplaypace2411 Probably because typically they may be seen as brutish and violent, yet they come off as extremely polite. Even though you know in the back of your head, they can kick your ass if you look at them funny.

Ikr

Jimmy nutrin because he's a grammer nazi

Well, because the USA are now part of the German Reich, and because English is soon going to be absolutely banned from usage, like in a few weeks time

Dominnance

We tend to care about countries that we take over.

Richard Lew a newspaper clipping from the last game stated that Japan became a vassal state with most of their empire being taken from them

İtaly changed sides during ww2, It probably got invaded as well.

Terry A. Tiger oh I remember in the “the new order” in the hideout in Berlin there is a newspaper clip saying that Germany has decided to declare war on its former ally

Asiltürk Kılıç it did there is a newspaper clip in the first game saying what happened

@Terry A. Tiger it got annexed right after end of the war. Greater germania cosist of europe, africa, americas, east asia, moon and Venus.

:(

He didn't see

Me seeing this scene for the first time: *count to 4 inhail count to 4 exail*

nice eyes dude

Damn, good spot mate!

me too son, the way he was orgasming about it, all I got is jersey diners though ima have to drive to penn for all american

HAAAA

If you see a firefighter sitting next to you, run.

I'm more of a chocolate gal, myself.

Milkshakes are fucking delicious

Milkshakegasm

7:25 William .exe. has stopped

because it reminds him of something else ;)

Other young SS officers@@stephies4734

It is beautiful. But someone will have to learn german first. It’s beauty is not visible at first glance. The opposite is french. You don’t have to know, what a french speaking person say, to like the language just by listening to it.

Im assyrian and i love the swedish culture and its language as well as the german culture!

I agree. I used to dislike German, but now it's my favorite language. I'm plan to learn it one day.

it is a beautiful language, I'm just jealous I never had the time to learn

Your name tho 😭

oh my gosh i was thinking the same

Looks like he spotted Mark Zuckerberg.

Why does terror Billy make me think of Nic Cage why why

The delivery was amazing lmao

That voice actor sure had a great time doing the paper ahaahahahaha

The production value is good. The game is still trash though, especially the story.

@@RilfDanielson "Returns playing fortnite".

You were correct. The game is trash, and this is the only good sequence.

Thank God you're the minority.

@@RilfDanielson the game is crazy AF . the rebells even send a pregnant woman to suicide missions