It don't matter how funny Andrews jokes are. The most entertained person in the room is always Andrew Schulz
@runningwaters7874 жыл бұрын
That's why he's awesome lol
@ozeppeo4 жыл бұрын
With that Hyena laughter! Love it
@fitchickx2fitpro3484 жыл бұрын
I love his laugh!
@iamthefuss9344 жыл бұрын
Vaibhav S it’s like when ralphie wud say a joke then lower voice n say that’s stupid laughing to himself lol
@Bulky__YT__4 жыл бұрын
This comment is so true on a whole different level
@detailed89624 жыл бұрын
It's just impressive how he freestyles jokes
@smthmn4 жыл бұрын
The man is a genius
@aj3012924 жыл бұрын
And the teachers always said talking shit will never pay the bills
@DillerDallerDuller4 жыл бұрын
it is - however he very likely thought of some of the responses beforehand - women with lots of cats and doing drugs when you get e old are hardly uncharted comedy territory and something an audience member might bring up - this takes away nothing from his ability to be lightning fast on his feet with unexpected stuff - he truly is a master at crowd work
@6ab_5674 жыл бұрын
حموده صحيح هذا اكثر شي جذبني
@huunnchohancho60454 жыл бұрын
Andrew is Kyrie Irving wit the ball flowing breaking ankles
@goobygoobdisney4 жыл бұрын
andrew kept posting hilarious crowd-works to promote his show and doesn’t give away his material. smart.
@bradebronson88354 жыл бұрын
His show is one big crowd work.
@jayeshwasnik9224 жыл бұрын
@Diamond Bourne where do i find it?
@ramonesfreak20104 жыл бұрын
jayesh wasnik gotta see him in person. 30 minutes of crowd work and 30 minutes of material
@EikottXD4 жыл бұрын
@Iared Bautista Spirit airlines and a Super 8 motel bro Live life
@swolebro4 жыл бұрын
@Iared Bautista whatever it costs when he's in your area, just do it. Trust me. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
@jeroenvanderkooij91614 жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy is so amused with himself that he doesnt even need a croud to laugh at him
@jafair14 жыл бұрын
Yup he really is... and yet the crowd will die laughing with him
@kennyloggins85344 жыл бұрын
I bet hes an estp
@moeydavinci16654 жыл бұрын
Jou poes
@allenmckinney95334 жыл бұрын
Bet the voices in his head are cool.
@shabbii2964 жыл бұрын
That's the way to live
@BigstickNick4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what he was like as a student. Just giving teachers hell.
@BigstickNick4 жыл бұрын
@Russell Bell the type to get the teacher to call him. "Little shit"
@aleccheckerfield71004 жыл бұрын
Surely made a few cry
@vyper11264 жыл бұрын
Guaranteed gave his teachers a nervous breakdown
@AutumnOnFire4 жыл бұрын
I wanna know the poor bastard who made Young Andy read Shakespeare
@eco70104 жыл бұрын
william sewell - I feel like he was the quiet kid that had all the jokes in his head but was like nah they not ready for my thoughts yet.
@chickenlegsTV4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he thought she was young and hot even though she's 38 means she's doing something right
@kkibela4 жыл бұрын
I overheard a woman said she had her tubes tied and at 68 found out she was pregnant..
@courtney25904 жыл бұрын
It’s dark lol
@etf424 жыл бұрын
thats true. she proabably takes care of herself
@MrThenonchosenone4 жыл бұрын
It's a dark room with lights in his face, so he can't see that well lol.
@stevedownie13784 жыл бұрын
@@MrThenonchosenone exactly.. Otherwise he would have commented on her appearance for sure.
@skylabeef4 жыл бұрын
"Birth control, really? I feel like you can pull the goalie" jesus christ this dude is a monster. So cool to know a future LEGEND during the come up
@AXLFREEDOM4 жыл бұрын
Ikr?? Like he's miles ahead of any other comic with his improv. He will definitely be known as the king of crowd work in the future.
@skylabeef4 жыл бұрын
@@AXLFREEDOM I've seen more quality and quantity IMPROVISATION from this dude than the majority of todays "top" comics written and practiced work. His improve is way more natural and fluid and punchy than any practiced set
@RaphyLive4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. What does "pull the goalie" mean?
@longnguyen98394 жыл бұрын
Get LIT I was confused for a bit too. But I think “goalie” = “birth control”.
@swolebro4 жыл бұрын
@@RaphyLive Soccer reference ("football" for you international types). She doesn't need any protection on her goal, since their ain't no balls getting near it.
@vilmak.s52944 жыл бұрын
" Old People Meth " -Andrew Schulz 2019 .
@nightingale24244 жыл бұрын
The thing is our generation will be all on meth if we make it that far.
@warlockthankless53234 жыл бұрын
Louis CK did first swortaa... give ma ninja hus credit
@jones93094 жыл бұрын
"What are you gonna do from 24 to 94?" "Drugs." "Drugs nah you don't want to do drugs." "Meth." "Nooowwww cmon dude actually.." 👴😂
@raymondflores51764 жыл бұрын
@@nightingale2424 erybody anxious for no reason so probably xanax
@themadman71734 жыл бұрын
M E T H O D Man
@kritikasabharwal39954 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don’t bring your blood relative to a comedy show ever
@nusthedespair94662 жыл бұрын
nah why not lol
@simpelfrietje48652 жыл бұрын
@@nusthedespair9466 did you watch the clip
@gillsejusbates6938 Жыл бұрын
@@simpelfrietje4865 its a joke, they dont have to have intercourse
@BigSheldonTheory4 жыл бұрын
"Old people need to start methin' about" - Mike Tyson
@theycallmemezz4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 you win the internet for me today
@anythingbutmyrealname4 жыл бұрын
Let's get 666 likes!!
@whoisfyp4 жыл бұрын
Best comment here 😂😂
@MichaelHarto4 жыл бұрын
Get out!
@uchechukwuajalam3 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever!
@mulesa1014 жыл бұрын
Whenever Andrew laughs, I'm reminded of someone washing squeaky windows.
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain4 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of sea parks.
@joeyblogsy4 жыл бұрын
It’s annoying, it caused be to unsubscribe. It’s also bad for his career.
@taylorh.34843 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a dolphin!: 🐬 🐬 🐬 🐬 🐬 🐬
@exploitentertain90043 жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it I hear it.
@xtcgonebad3 жыл бұрын
@@taylorh.3484 i was gonna say
@StevenAllotey4 жыл бұрын
I feel targeted by the “my choice” bald joke. It was my choice! Lol
@LeksiHD4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... Felt that too. Wasn't a choice and telling everyone it was a choice
@ElNegringoKreyolito4 жыл бұрын
Lol same. Jusy got these random bald patches that got me thinking about getting rid of all my hair. A bunch of hats for now
@StevenAllotey4 жыл бұрын
Bro I let my barber put black dye on my hairline one time then had to face facts that it was never coming back. Then I made the CHOICE.
@JamesR234 жыл бұрын
Steven Allotey dude you’re lucky as a black guy, blacks can pull bald off really well. Ain’t nothing more unattractive than a white guy with a horseshoe on his head.
@marylsanz4 жыл бұрын
😭😂🤣😭😂🤣
@santo05614 жыл бұрын
In this political climate, not many can pull off those jokes and stay alive. Andrew rocks. :)
@Ianisatool4 жыл бұрын
He's also white so that helps a lot. He can get away with saying and doing just about anything.
@kanishk26434 жыл бұрын
Aussies are cool. So it shouldn't be too much of an issue there, especially with sexual innuendos. Its mainly the US that gets butthurt at everything.
@uporabn1k4 жыл бұрын
@@Ianisatool riiiiight.
@ryanfrisella56264 жыл бұрын
@@Ianisatool Did you not watch the Chapelle special... Men in general get the hammer put down on them and cancelled for this nowadays, your race card has expired
@BulletTheEnforcer4 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Charles Say that to Botham Jean and countless others. By now, it’s downright dishonest to pretend there aren’t ANY racial issues anymore.
@zacleeson20154 жыл бұрын
Andrews laugh sounds like a basket ball court getting stepped on😂😂😂
@xtcgonebad3 жыл бұрын
he be a dolphin, ballin!!! 🐬🏀
@sammierose11504 жыл бұрын
That attempt at mimicking the Aussie accent came out strongly Cockney lol
@tuttosalve83524 жыл бұрын
fr when he said mate i checked the description to check it wasn't london and id missed him lol
@Q_QQ_Q3 жыл бұрын
Long ass name
@atharvajadhav85984 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay is fan of Andrew's roastig skills, just perfect 10/10 👏👏
@vinny56384 жыл бұрын
Its kinda true, who actually gives a fuck what gordan ramsay thinks?
@saulloll85474 жыл бұрын
@B Plancher I think you missed the joke lmao
@saulloll85474 жыл бұрын
@@vinny5638 r/wooosh
@vinny56384 жыл бұрын
@@saulloll8547 Oh shit im dense af thanks lol. Flew right over my head :D
@warlockthankless53234 жыл бұрын
Gordon Rampussy as relevant to me as yesterday's fart
@glrendon812 жыл бұрын
Any woman who’s had that 40s accident baby knows you don’t stop taking birth control at 38. I had a coworker have an accident at 50! Kid was younger than her grandkids.
@FoshoTheOne4 жыл бұрын
I saw the title in my notifications and I’m like, “Oh this gonna be good...” 😂
@M1R2S4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even read the title. Just saw a Schulz video and knew it would be good
@huunnchohancho60454 жыл бұрын
Every time his flaming the crowed damn son can't catch a break wit Andrew
@yamcha654 жыл бұрын
If someone doesn't want to have kids cool, i dont get why they gotta act like its stupid to have kids, or thats children are stupid. Its weird.
@LeratoM984 жыл бұрын
Yeah, then that shows insecurity imo. If you're not interested in kids, why hate them or feel so strongly about them...
@mehcaca4 жыл бұрын
The Shitstorm Starter And if you raise em right, they won’t end up being that way for the majority of their lives. It’s called growing up. Did you forget you were a kid at one point too?
@yj-in-the-world3 жыл бұрын
Yup insecurities...
@yj-in-the-world3 жыл бұрын
My feminist friends are the most insecure about their life choices..
@rowdiken48373 жыл бұрын
"Bro,like, what could a baby even do?"
@TheBoomshine4 жыл бұрын
Nice to see the audience grow over the years, well deserved.
@edytking954 жыл бұрын
“They day the brothers the perfect fit. Guys, it’s like LEGO’s” that shit had me on the floor
@toasttheghost47134 жыл бұрын
Haha. That bit about going bald was gold. I started shaving my head when I was 27, after I started looking like George Costanza in season 3 of Seinfield. I could of said it was my choice, but most people knew better...
@MrTShbib4 жыл бұрын
Toast the ghost Respect!
@coreyS334 жыл бұрын
I like that you picked a specific season
@EatPieYes4 жыл бұрын
"Could of" You're bald because of shitty language karma my friend.
@haveagoodday6294 жыл бұрын
Well it could be where l worse. You could be a (balding) woman
@jones93094 жыл бұрын
But shaving your head is a choice that woman is acting like she never wanted kids because they're stupid lol
@saudsaleem91284 жыл бұрын
Old people meth had me 😂
@Paul-yj4ml4 жыл бұрын
Haram dude. You munaffik
@Melly16yr102 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂😂😂
@allier18674 жыл бұрын
i dont want kids too but i happen to have taken care of two kids as a young adult and kids are great, they're smart and adorable. i'm just not having one of my own
@MartinManweiler4 жыл бұрын
I know it’s all comedy but my mom had me at 42 so yeah lol still could happen for her
@JeffWithAnF4 жыл бұрын
it definitely can happen. the odds are against them if they wait that late tho. also more risk of complications when you have kids later in life.
@paulamra1ify4 жыл бұрын
@@JeffWithAnF that's why older (35 to 45) women need to still be on birth control. Don't push your luck.
@LeratoM984 жыл бұрын
Facts. My mother was 40.
@MrThenonchosenone4 жыл бұрын
Naturally or with IVF/egg donor?
@haselbasil24883 жыл бұрын
@@JeffWithAnF my grandmother had 15 kids, 2 of them in her early 50's, all naturally
@idlehands11111111114 жыл бұрын
Andrew activates his dolphin radar every time he try’s to laugh 😂
@igot5onit4234 жыл бұрын
Some people dont want kids.. I find it funny when people are so Blown Away by that idea..
@pawelwisniewski68494 жыл бұрын
I got 5 on it only blown away by people saying it’s stupid to have kids , glad she won’t have any
@skadi67504 жыл бұрын
@@pawelwisniewski6849 Well I wouldnt say its stupid, that was surprisingly immature of her considering her age, still aint changing the fact that some of us just aint made for it and its good we live in a day and age, when you can choose not to have them. Cuz we aint dying out. if I hate the idea od having kids, its really better not to have them and spare some hypothetical kids miserble childhoods, they would prolly have with a chick whos not willing to sacrifice for them, but had them just because she wanted to fullfil the tradition or let people scare her with talks like: "youll be lonely and sad...". If your ONLY reason to have a kid is to ensure you are not lonely later, probably dont have them:-D If you do want kids. Genuinely want them. You do you, good for you, its great. But its not for everyone.
@pawelwisniewski68494 жыл бұрын
Skadi I completely agree
@NotSure1094 жыл бұрын
It's not healthy
@skadi67504 жыл бұрын
@@NotSure109 Giving birth is not healthy at all, all the shit that comes before giving birth with miscarriages and fertility hormones for those of us who are problematic, aint either. C-Sections, diabetes, infections, being stiched together, incontinence, afterbirth depressions and hormonal disbalances...should I continue?
@runningwaters7874 жыл бұрын
I love him so much!! He's given me the courage to heckle people at work, and I was surprised how much people enjoy being heckled. Shultz rocks. ♡♡♡
@tas4u932 жыл бұрын
What do you do for work?? That's funny I also learned people like that shit
@NameUnderMaintenence4 жыл бұрын
I find Andrew Schulz as funny as Andrew Schulz does.
@duckncover1824 жыл бұрын
Most under rated, top notch confidence and nobody does crowd work like Andrew
@majcry41884 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Andrew: *Cleanex noises*
@vina.58324 жыл бұрын
Lil Yachty type beat 😂😂😂
@ReasonAboveEverything4 жыл бұрын
Never wanted kids never will have kids.
@oskaralegre50944 жыл бұрын
Man of the north nobody cares loser
@ReasonAboveEverything4 жыл бұрын
oskar alegre strong reaction from someone who does not care, boi.
@oskaralegre50944 жыл бұрын
Man of the north if you are white you are doing good in not having Kids
@rowdiken48373 жыл бұрын
@@ReasonAboveEverything Dude he's saying he doesn't care what you think at all so you don't need to share it but you feel the need to do that.
@rowdiken48373 жыл бұрын
@@oskaralegre5094 yeah nvm go fuck yourself. Just gonna say your race probably didn't almost conquer half of the world so stfu.
@23magneta4 жыл бұрын
Lol, 38 isn't old. My cousin could not get pregnant at all during her 20s and most of her 30s, but as soon as she turned 37, she had zero difficulty having kids. She had 1 child at 37 and twins at 40 without any artificial insemination.
@LeratoM984 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Shaw That and genetics.
@Doc-hp5wf3 жыл бұрын
It's not like all of them have complications , probability of complications is more ,the babies may have birth defects, also not all the babies , go ahead and search for it .
@SWIFTzTrigger3 жыл бұрын
I hate to break this to you but they were doing IVF. Or they just weren't trying to have kids earlier than that. No one gets more fertile with age lmao. They just told you what they wanted you to hear.
@SWIFTzTrigger3 жыл бұрын
@007 loko True, but sometimes theres a limited number of possibilities. One can make a pretty good guess.
@JohnDoe-jt5lb3 жыл бұрын
Yes, 38 is too old for most people to have kids. The quantity AND quality of eggs have gone way down since the healthy years. Your anecdotes don't refute biological facts.
@lepoindexter3 жыл бұрын
Meh. I'm 32 and I love my lil Chihuahua. Some of us enjoy peace and quiet. 😂
@JacoblBroughton4 жыл бұрын
“guys its like lego” that was so good it hurts
@Sauravwtf4 жыл бұрын
"oh you ain't havin no faqing kids anyway" I'm ded.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@americanpatriot36674 жыл бұрын
If old people did meth they’d be doing yoga in minutes
@maxwattage66314 жыл бұрын
Nude👀🤢
@grantb414 жыл бұрын
Having tried stand-up and bombed hard before,it is really aspiring to see how naturally Schulz and the audience connect.
@briano93974 жыл бұрын
Don't give up
@juanlambda272 жыл бұрын
"inspiring"
@kettlebellkyle3114 жыл бұрын
This is a rude audience but he’s witty a knows comebacks like it’s nothing.
@BMDecipher4 жыл бұрын
How could you tell?
@kettlebellkyle3114 жыл бұрын
BMDecipher how could I tell that the audience is rude ? They keep interrupting.
@BMDecipher4 жыл бұрын
I'm probably tone deaf
@JJG-jq7tk4 жыл бұрын
naa they probably know who he is and want to help out on the act, this guy is an improv master
@Canoncurt4 жыл бұрын
Kettle Bell Kyle at all of Andrews shows he prefers an interactive crowd it's how he gets his material on spot
@anonanon89742 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine any sane person purposefully hoping to have screaming children to devote their every waking minute to.
@sik59rt4 жыл бұрын
“Pull the goalie” is probably the funniest god damn thing I’ve ever heard
@JonathanDiaz-qk7bp4 жыл бұрын
His improve is unmatched 🤣🤣🤣
@CsGoUnlimited2 жыл бұрын
Andrew sounds like a seagull choking on a McDonald's fry and I love it
@isaacgeier61582 жыл бұрын
This guy doesn’t even have jokes, he just makes fun of front row guests and calls himself a comedian
@defencebangladesh40684 жыл бұрын
"My Brother's a perfect fit" 😂 Sweet Home Alabama
@pinkcupcake19794 жыл бұрын
The comment I was looking for
@defencebangladesh40684 жыл бұрын
@@pinkcupcake1979 😃
@theanonymousasmrchanelguid26203 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing wrong with people not wanting to have kids. It keeps the population down which is good. In my opinion I think kids are gross and annoying. I’m not a kid person at allllllll, and I would be lying if I said becoming a mother would make me happy. I hate the stupid stigma behind saying “I don’t want kids” and being judged for it. Some people just don’t want any, and that’s okay. At least I can admit instead of selfishly bringing someone in this world then dumping them somewhere or making their life miserable. I’m too selfish for a kid 🤷🏻♀️
@seds943 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MichaelKing015 Жыл бұрын
ok
@theanonymousasmrchanelguid2620 Жыл бұрын
@Rex Who asked for you to comment? Don’t like it, then ignore it.
@jervoskitzin4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many understood the "pulling the goalie" joke
@citylights34524 жыл бұрын
It was self explanatory
@ExceptionalPleb4 жыл бұрын
I fucking DIED!
@igilav4 жыл бұрын
well, while we're at it, could you explain please?
@LukaDonesnitch4 жыл бұрын
@@Noname-lw6hp There are Goalies in Soccer (ahem football) as well guy.
@justinc.33854 жыл бұрын
Man, I Just Work Here in australia they call it soccer as well
@amychoulat8344 жыл бұрын
Not everyone needs kids!
@LeratoM984 жыл бұрын
True
@ahmedthebeast47104 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy that he is freestyle the jokes
@stephanwilliams41434 жыл бұрын
What are you going to do with your life without kids? Anything you want.
@jamied9314 жыл бұрын
Meaningless shit
@Spetsnaz--214 жыл бұрын
@@jamied931 like kids are any more meaningful.
@pawelwisniewski68494 жыл бұрын
Same with having kids
@twentyfivetolife79764 жыл бұрын
Everyone says that when they’re young but immediately regret it when they have nothing to live for
@paulovinicius99404 жыл бұрын
@@pawelwisniewski6849 You were a kid at some point, you are meaningless by your own logic.
@JasonSpiffy4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy because he laughs so hard at his own jokes, and they are funny.
@faaziee__38274 жыл бұрын
He is one of the smartest comedian alive .. nice crowd work
@r4geflames1054 жыл бұрын
“Guys it’s like lego”
@AK33M4 жыл бұрын
This dude is the best kind of friend. Lmao
@akdjdjsk4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i don't wanna kids either
@th0tpatr0l944 жыл бұрын
Rusty Shackleford jeez who hurt u
4 жыл бұрын
Keep telling yourself that lol
@akdjdjsk4 жыл бұрын
@ now you are going to tell me what i want?
@rushiljohar42064 жыл бұрын
Schulz for President 🔥. That's when the real comedy starts.
@rngrtt36893 жыл бұрын
That man's laugh be like : *sound of new shoes on a basketball court*
@naruto101xx4 жыл бұрын
Schulz: *says joke* Schulz laugh:" i ran, i ran so far away, i just ran i ran all night and day"
@disneyfan_12372 жыл бұрын
Funny how Andrew is 38 this year 🤣
@wellnessworldshop Жыл бұрын
"Youre 38? Its time to pull the goalie " 🤣
@chronometa4 жыл бұрын
I like his 80's shirts lol
@zSotelo11474 жыл бұрын
I was one of those dudes that shaved my head while I was balding and I seriously couldn’t stop laughing when he said that 😂😂😂😂
@Avenus1124 жыл бұрын
Dark sense of humour but not actually mean. This is perfect.
@ThatTURK14 жыл бұрын
Lmao the way she cleared her throat 😂😂😂
@Swnsasy4 жыл бұрын
I love watching his snippet videos.. He's funny as hell when he hits the audience! He's awesome at quick wit and come backs!!
@yenh11443 жыл бұрын
Im 34 and not planning on having kids. Nothing besides the love for your kid looks fun to me as a mom 😂
@mikekeller52022 жыл бұрын
Go back your country
@daviribeiro49853 жыл бұрын
" old people could use a pep on their step" Lololololololololololol I lolol
@treetrain4 жыл бұрын
"38? I think you can pull the goalie!!" ahahahaha
@MontyPlays334 жыл бұрын
why everytime i turn on an andrew schulz video i laugh my ass off so hard and i forget about everything , you are so talented man and there are few people like you , god bless you and i hope to see you doing some special shows
@jvam164 жыл бұрын
Lol...in terms of being savage, Bill Burr seems like an angel comparing towards this dude.
@timfronimos459 Жыл бұрын
"Sweetheart, I think you could pull the goalie" is one of the most classic comedy lines I've ever heard.
@maxlevine57284 жыл бұрын
Ok my mom had me at 45 tho...
@MrThenonchosenone4 жыл бұрын
Naturally?
@Toersk13 жыл бұрын
On a serious note, I don’t get it why it’s such a big deal to not wanting kids. Some just don’t, it’s not like the good old day that it was necessary.
@KimMKx33 жыл бұрын
So true.
@kekhaunter80022 жыл бұрын
True that
@dezhocob2 жыл бұрын
Because we don't want you to spend the rest of your life sad and alone filling multiple decades to come with dry wine and cats. That is a sad and pathetic existence.
@Toersk12 жыл бұрын
@@dezhocob So my life is automatically sad and pathetic because I dont have kids? It sounds more like you are the one that is sad and pathetic that Must have children to find meaning in life.
@Mythowars2 жыл бұрын
@@Toersk1 In my eyes that’s the whole endgame is family and what not. So a women saying she doesn’t want kids is probably the most repulsive thing to me. I’d see her as a dude after telling me she didn’t want kids. I feel you’d 100 percent get tired of that one person.
@webbit15184 жыл бұрын
Im more interested in his stage presence and how he commands the audience. Its more interesting to me then his jokes or ability to be funny...although he is funny. He is pure impromptu genius.There is not many people on the planet that can go on stage with virtually no prepared content and make a great show. I wonder how many people he has filled in for "on the spot" when others couldnt make their gig. Its amazing to me,im intrigued at his personality and ability.
@juliannakaberovsky45452 жыл бұрын
"38!" It too laaaate TOOOOOOO LAAAAAAATE! XD
@esterelina4 жыл бұрын
Why do people still think that having children is the most important thing in a woman's life? Nobody bats an eye if a man doesn't want kids. And apparently it's natural for women to want kids but with that logic it should be natural for men as well. A woman can't make that baby on their own.
@th0tpatr0l944 жыл бұрын
Rusty Shackleford Lol no, not everyone needs to have a child in their life. It’s their life decision and not yours. I choose to not give birth as the going through pregnancy seems like a nightmare to me and kids are expensive as hell and the world is over populated anyways. I’d rather have pet cats as my kids :)
@th0tpatr0l944 жыл бұрын
Rusty Shackleford How is it not my decision? It’s my life, so my decision. They’re fucking expensive and annoying as hell. I don’t want to be a mother of children, simple. I have more valuable stuff that I want to do in my life rather than staying home cooking in the kitchen for kids.
@kushan_tk4 жыл бұрын
Because it is
@esterelina4 жыл бұрын
@@th0tpatr0l94 Exactly. I might want kids later but my ambitions in life are far more important to me than that. Having kids is definitely not my responsibility.
@th0tpatr0l944 жыл бұрын
Rusty Shackleford Lol no, you’re just mad now because I am right.
@ItsHammer3 жыл бұрын
I know this is a comedy set, but not everyone wants or should have kids. For me, if I had to change my lifestyle to fit in a kid I would resent that kid, and no one deserves to be resented for just existing. I know several parents who, yes, love their kid(s), but are much less happy and fulfilled than they were before children.
@n62354 жыл бұрын
Tasteless
@claing173 жыл бұрын
Truth hurts eh?
@setsuna76184 жыл бұрын
He is such a talented guy lmao! every jokes are fresh oven!
@shannonmacaskill75404 жыл бұрын
This was beautiful😂love from SA🇿🇦
@garrettpatterson49694 жыл бұрын
He's laugh 😂 sounds like Bart Simpson getting choked
@edwardmiranda78614 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate him that he uploads his good on KZfaq with little pay but uses it as the best form of marketing! Love the content Andrew!! Keep it going can't wait for a special!
@uboii4 жыл бұрын
“Sweetie i think you can pull the goalie” 😂😂😂😂👏🏽
@Chrisroygbiv4 жыл бұрын
He had to go half way across the world just to sip that water 😂
@gregory574814 жыл бұрын
Lol Schulz has a lot of potential at stand-up, he had me rolling
@luknowit4754 жыл бұрын
What are you gonna do? Are you kidding me? Is there not enough shit in the world to keep you occupied? I don't get this need to have kids nonsense. Especially if you work all the time and aren't even gonna spend time with them.
@MontyQueues4 жыл бұрын
women typically don't really enjoy working, their goals don't include being #1 aka the BOSS and apparently they say women are more happier with children than a cold lonely work life
@luknowit4754 жыл бұрын
farrad edmund I’m just saying there’s plenty to enjoy in life without children. I have a kid and I love being a father but people need to stop judging other people based on their own perspective. It’s like when people ask why others aren’t married yet.
@Amina-nx1ys3 жыл бұрын
@@MontyQueues it's the opposit actually single child free women in their 40s are the happiest while for men it's the opposit
@MontyQueues3 жыл бұрын
@@Amina-nx1ys i would bet my life that the majority of 40 year old childless women are not "happy" lmao you might be because no one wants you... but yeah
@nour21463 жыл бұрын
I hate that kind of people that say kids are stupid
@Iakivel52324 жыл бұрын
Felt cringe for the chick the whole time lol. Hope she enjoyed the rest of the set
@FKAAYA4 жыл бұрын
"No cost at that age" lmao that's true
@user-zv1gn8hr3s3 жыл бұрын
I’m against giving birth first it is painful and second the world full with kids who needs loving and supportive family to take them in. Even tho I’m not good with kids but those kids on foster care and orphanage around the world need us. We don’t need to bring kids into this world
@user-zv1gn8hr3s3 жыл бұрын
@Arfandy Ginting this is not stupid, but there's one thing stupid about this argument its you
@ragerhot3 жыл бұрын
So you gonna adopt someone?
@Mark-go7qm3 жыл бұрын
If your mother had thought as this, you wouldn't be here
@lordstinson80953 жыл бұрын
These are almost too good to not be scripted.
@yikes25404 жыл бұрын
My mom had me at 42... maybe that’s why I’m so messed up
@atlienn25664 жыл бұрын
You’re so edgy
@yikes25404 жыл бұрын
ATLien n I meant physically not mentally lol
@sp500-steph74 жыл бұрын
First Name Last Name I can't tell of you are joking or not
@yikes25404 жыл бұрын
drc ula I’m not blaming her lol, she didn’t know how her exact genetics were gonna work out at that age, they had me by accident
@LeratoM984 жыл бұрын
My mom had me at 40. I'm pretty good.
@ParanoidDanielle4 жыл бұрын
I don’t want kids but my selfish ass need them bc when i get old who tf gonna take care of me What if i fall and no one finds me lmfaooo shiiiit it’s game over I have to edit this bc people think i want a kid bc I’ll be lonely Never that. I love myself and am happy alone I know I’d be a great mother i just am in no rush of having kids and debate on it bc of this fucked up world we live in- do i wanna bring a child into it and have them miserable or whatever the case may be... i was making a joke although there’s a % of me that would put that on the pro side of the pro con list ... it has nothing to do with being lonely or alone But have ur kid who checks on u when ur old is nice and good if anything did happen ... my grandfather mowed the lawn and went inside for water and collapsed and died on the kitchen floor if it hadn’t been for my sweet aunt who would see him everyday and do his errands No one would’ve found him for a long long time ....
@will.davlin4 жыл бұрын
@Toxic Stoic adopt then
@spenserfarthing38984 жыл бұрын
Danielle Wisniewski phone?
@zergenzerg68534 жыл бұрын
@Nameless adopt them young
@ayushisharma1624 жыл бұрын
Toxic Stoic dude that's sad. If you can't live with yourself and need a family because you are lonely that's fucked up. If family supplements your life that's great but if it's to prevent you from getting lonely that's fucked up. I'm happy knowing I can live by myself at least. And it's everyone's personal choice to have kids. Personally I'd only have a baby for the Instagram pictures. Once it starts talking it's downhill from there. Then the baby is only going to grow up in this tik tok generation to become an ungrateful piece of shit. So am not tearing up my fucking vagina to birth an ungrateful imbecile.
@richbum37254 жыл бұрын
@@ayushisharma162 just move to somolia where they don't have that gay tik tok shit
@mattthatsme87994 жыл бұрын
0:14 channeling you inner Drew Lynch a lil bit!!? LMAO!
@omar13214 жыл бұрын
1:29 Sounds like when you are cleaning a window with windex
@clementeen2 жыл бұрын
Honestly we are in 2021, so making fun of age is getting really stupid. And if a woman doesn’t want children, then she doesn’t need to explain that to anyone and she doesn’t need to feel guilty about it.
@prizma452 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you exist so normal people can learn not to be you
@clementeen2 жыл бұрын
@@prizma45 And I am glad you exist so that people like me can exist and learn not to be anywhere near you. What a deplorable comment, but I bet you do that a lot, I bet you also put women down a lot too. Part of the reason I don’t want children, is that I don’t want more humans like YOU to exist
@prizma452 жыл бұрын
@@clementeen keep crying you old bag
@clementeen2 жыл бұрын
@@prizma45 lol i’m only 39, that’s not old….wait I forgot, according to a pedophile that is old. Lol
@prizma452 жыл бұрын
@@clementeen Lol 39 year old mad that men "pedophiles" her age find 25 year olds attractive over a woman that has hit the wall
@biffle8774 жыл бұрын
This guy never ceases to make me laugh!
@Mavtastic542 жыл бұрын
The fucking goalie line. Holyyyy. I fucking lost it
@davepeacock64704 жыл бұрын
When are you coming to the UK? We need some Andy Schulz...
@yerahmlee7304 жыл бұрын
He just makes himself laugh and his brilliance makes the show