Woman In Audience Doesn’t Want Kids | Andrew Schulz

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Woman In Audience Doesn’t Want Kids | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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@TheDragster9 4 жыл бұрын

It don't matter how funny Andrews jokes are. The most entertained person in the room is always Andrew Schulz

@runningwaters787 4 жыл бұрын

That's why he's awesome lol

@ozeppeo 4 жыл бұрын

With that Hyena laughter! Love it

@fitchickx2fitpro348 4 жыл бұрын

I love his laugh!

@iamthefuss934 4 жыл бұрын

Vaibhav S it’s like when ralphie wud say a joke then lower voice n say that’s stupid laughing to himself lol

@Bulky__YT__ 4 жыл бұрын

This comment is so true on a whole different level

@detailed8962 4 жыл бұрын

It's just impressive how he freestyles jokes

@smthmn 4 жыл бұрын

The man is a genius

@aj301292 4 жыл бұрын

And the teachers always said talking shit will never pay the bills

@DillerDallerDuller 4 жыл бұрын

it is - however he very likely thought of some of the responses beforehand - women with lots of cats and doing drugs when you get e old are hardly uncharted comedy territory and something an audience member might bring up - this takes away nothing from his ability to be lightning fast on his feet with unexpected stuff - he truly is a master at crowd work

@6ab_567 4 жыл бұрын

حموده صحيح هذا اكثر شي جذبني

@huunnchohancho6045 4 жыл бұрын

Andrew is Kyrie Irving wit the ball flowing breaking ankles

@goobygoobdisney 4 жыл бұрын

andrew kept posting hilarious crowd-works to promote his show and doesn’t give away his material. smart.

@bradebronson8835 4 жыл бұрын

His show is one big crowd work.

@jayeshwasnik922 4 жыл бұрын

@Diamond Bourne where do i find it?

@ramonesfreak2010 4 жыл бұрын

jayesh wasnik gotta see him in person. 30 minutes of crowd work and 30 minutes of material

@EikottXD 4 жыл бұрын

@Iared Bautista Spirit airlines and a Super 8 motel bro Live life

@swolebro 4 жыл бұрын

@Iared Bautista whatever it costs when he's in your area, just do it. Trust me. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.

@jeroenvanderkooij9161 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like this guy is so amused with himself that he doesnt even need a croud to laugh at him

@jafair1 4 жыл бұрын

Yup he really is... and yet the crowd will die laughing with him

@kennyloggins8534 4 жыл бұрын

I bet hes an estp

@moeydavinci1665 4 жыл бұрын

Jou poes

@allenmckinney9533 4 жыл бұрын

Bet the voices in his head are cool.

@shabbii296 4 жыл бұрын

That's the way to live

@BigstickNick 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what he was like as a student. Just giving teachers hell.

@BigstickNick 4 жыл бұрын

@Russell Bell the type to get the teacher to call him. "Little shit"

@aleccheckerfield7100 4 жыл бұрын

Surely made a few cry

@vyper1126 4 жыл бұрын

Guaranteed gave his teachers a nervous breakdown

@AutumnOnFire 4 жыл бұрын

I wanna know the poor bastard who made Young Andy read Shakespeare

@eco7010 4 жыл бұрын

william sewell - I feel like he was the quiet kid that had all the jokes in his head but was like nah they not ready for my thoughts yet.

@chickenlegsTV 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that he thought she was young and hot even though she's 38 means she's doing something right

@kkibela 4 жыл бұрын

I overheard a woman said she had her tubes tied and at 68 found out she was pregnant..

@courtney2590 4 жыл бұрын

It’s dark lol

@etf42 4 жыл бұрын

thats true. she proabably takes care of herself

@MrThenonchosenone 4 жыл бұрын

It's a dark room with lights in his face, so he can't see that well lol.

@stevedownie1378 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrThenonchosenone exactly.. Otherwise he would have commented on her appearance for sure.

@skylabeef 4 жыл бұрын

"Birth control, really? I feel like you can pull the goalie" jesus christ this dude is a monster. So cool to know a future LEGEND during the come up

@AXLFREEDOM 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr?? Like he's miles ahead of any other comic with his improv. He will definitely be known as the king of crowd work in the future.

@skylabeef 4 жыл бұрын

@@AXLFREEDOM I've seen more quality and quantity IMPROVISATION from this dude than the majority of todays "top" comics written and practiced work. His improve is way more natural and fluid and punchy than any practiced set

@RaphyLive 4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it. What does "pull the goalie" mean?

@longnguyen9839 4 жыл бұрын

Get LIT I was confused for a bit too. But I think “goalie” = “birth control”.

@swolebro 4 жыл бұрын

@@RaphyLive Soccer reference ("football" for you international types). She doesn't need any protection on her goal, since their ain't no balls getting near it.

@vilmak.s5294 4 жыл бұрын

" Old People Meth " -Andrew Schulz 2019 .

@nightingale2424 4 жыл бұрын

The thing is our generation will be all on meth if we make it that far.

@warlockthankless5323 4 жыл бұрын

Louis CK did first swortaa... give ma ninja hus credit

@jones9309 4 жыл бұрын

"What are you gonna do from 24 to 94?" "Drugs." "Drugs nah you don't want to do drugs." "Meth." "Nooowwww cmon dude actually.." 👴😂

@raymondflores5176 4 жыл бұрын

@@nightingale2424 erybody anxious for no reason so probably xanax

@themadman7173 4 жыл бұрын

M E T H O D Man

@kritikasabharwal3995 4 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story: don’t bring your blood relative to a comedy show ever

@nusthedespair9466 2 жыл бұрын

nah why not lol

@simpelfrietje4865 2 жыл бұрын

@@nusthedespair9466 did you watch the clip

@gillsejusbates6938 Жыл бұрын

@@simpelfrietje4865 its a joke, they dont have to have intercourse

@BigSheldonTheory 4 жыл бұрын

"Old people need to start methin' about" - Mike Tyson

@theycallmemezz 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 you win the internet for me today

@anythingbutmyrealname 4 жыл бұрын

Let's get 666 likes!!

@whoisfyp 4 жыл бұрын

Best comment here 😂😂

@MichaelHarto 4 жыл бұрын

Get out!

@uchechukwuajalam 3 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever!

@mulesa101 4 жыл бұрын

Whenever Andrew laughs, I'm reminded of someone washing squeaky windows.

@The-Man-On-The-Mountain 4 жыл бұрын

I'm reminded of sea parks.

@joeyblogsy 4 жыл бұрын

It’s annoying, it caused be to unsubscribe. It’s also bad for his career.

@taylorh.3484 3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like a dolphin!: 🐬 🐬 🐬 🐬 🐬 🐬

@exploitentertain9004 3 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it I hear it.

@xtcgonebad 3 жыл бұрын

@@taylorh.3484 i was gonna say

@StevenAllotey 4 жыл бұрын

I feel targeted by the “my choice” bald joke. It was my choice! Lol

@LeksiHD 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... Felt that too. Wasn't a choice and telling everyone it was a choice

@ElNegringoKreyolito 4 жыл бұрын

Lol same. Jusy got these random bald patches that got me thinking about getting rid of all my hair. A bunch of hats for now

@StevenAllotey 4 жыл бұрын

Bro I let my barber put black dye on my hairline one time then had to face facts that it was never coming back. Then I made the CHOICE.

@JamesR23 4 жыл бұрын

Steven Allotey dude you’re lucky as a black guy, blacks can pull bald off really well. Ain’t nothing more unattractive than a white guy with a horseshoe on his head.

@marylsanz 4 жыл бұрын

😭😂🤣😭😂🤣

@santo0561 4 жыл бұрын

In this political climate, not many can pull off those jokes and stay alive. Andrew rocks. :)

@Ianisatool 4 жыл бұрын

He's also white so that helps a lot. He can get away with saying and doing just about anything.

@kanishk2643 4 жыл бұрын

Aussies are cool. So it shouldn't be too much of an issue there, especially with sexual innuendos. Its mainly the US that gets butthurt at everything.

@uporabn1k 4 жыл бұрын

@@Ianisatool riiiiight.

@ryanfrisella5626 4 жыл бұрын

@@Ianisatool Did you not watch the Chapelle special... Men in general get the hammer put down on them and cancelled for this nowadays, your race card has expired

@BulletTheEnforcer 4 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Charles Say that to Botham Jean and countless others. By now, it’s downright dishonest to pretend there aren’t ANY racial issues anymore.

@zacleeson2015 4 жыл бұрын

Andrews laugh sounds like a basket ball court getting stepped on😂😂😂

@xtcgonebad 3 жыл бұрын

he be a dolphin, ballin!!! 🐬🏀

@sammierose1150 4 жыл бұрын

That attempt at mimicking the Aussie accent came out strongly Cockney lol

@tuttosalve8352 4 жыл бұрын

fr when he said mate i checked the description to check it wasn't london and id missed him lol

@Q_QQ_Q 3 жыл бұрын

Long ass name

@atharvajadhav8598 4 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsay is fan of Andrew's roastig skills, just perfect 10/10 👏👏

@vinny5638 4 жыл бұрын

Its kinda true, who actually gives a fuck what gordan ramsay thinks?

@saulloll8547 4 жыл бұрын

@B Plancher I think you missed the joke lmao

@saulloll8547 4 жыл бұрын

@@vinny5638 r/wooosh

@vinny5638 4 жыл бұрын

@@saulloll8547 Oh shit im dense af thanks lol. Flew right over my head :D

@warlockthankless5323 4 жыл бұрын

Gordon Rampussy as relevant to me as yesterday's fart

@glrendon81 2 жыл бұрын

Any woman who’s had that 40s accident baby knows you don’t stop taking birth control at 38. I had a coworker have an accident at 50! Kid was younger than her grandkids.

@FoshoTheOne 4 жыл бұрын

I saw the title in my notifications and I’m like, “Oh this gonna be good...” 😂

@M1R2S 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't even read the title. Just saw a Schulz video and knew it would be good

@huunnchohancho6045 4 жыл бұрын

Every time his flaming the crowed damn son can't catch a break wit Andrew

@yamcha65 4 жыл бұрын

If someone doesn't want to have kids cool, i dont get why they gotta act like its stupid to have kids, or thats children are stupid. Its weird.

@LeratoM98 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, then that shows insecurity imo. If you're not interested in kids, why hate them or feel so strongly about them...

@mehcaca 4 жыл бұрын

The Shitstorm Starter And if you raise em right, they won’t end up being that way for the majority of their lives. It’s called growing up. Did you forget you were a kid at one point too?

@yj-in-the-world 3 жыл бұрын

Yup insecurities...

@yj-in-the-world 3 жыл бұрын

My feminist friends are the most insecure about their life choices..

@rowdiken4837 3 жыл бұрын

"Bro,like, what could a baby even do?"

@TheBoomshine 4 жыл бұрын

Nice to see the audience grow over the years, well deserved.

@edytking95 4 жыл бұрын

“They day the brothers the perfect fit. Guys, it’s like LEGO’s” that shit had me on the floor

@toasttheghost4713 4 жыл бұрын

Haha. That bit about going bald was gold. I started shaving my head when I was 27, after I started looking like George Costanza in season 3 of Seinfield. I could of said it was my choice, but most people knew better...

@MrTShbib 4 жыл бұрын

Toast the ghost Respect!

@coreyS33 4 жыл бұрын

I like that you picked a specific season

@EatPieYes 4 жыл бұрын

"Could of" You're bald because of shitty language karma my friend.

@haveagoodday629 4 жыл бұрын

Well it could be where l worse. You could be a (balding) woman

@jones9309 4 жыл бұрын

But shaving your head is a choice that woman is acting like she never wanted kids because they're stupid lol

@saudsaleem9128 4 жыл бұрын

Old people meth had me 😂

@Paul-yj4ml 4 жыл бұрын

Haram dude. You munaffik

@Melly16yr10 2 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂😂😂

@allier1867 4 жыл бұрын

i dont want kids too but i happen to have taken care of two kids as a young adult and kids are great, they're smart and adorable. i'm just not having one of my own

@MartinManweiler 4 жыл бұрын

I know it’s all comedy but my mom had me at 42 so yeah lol still could happen for her

@JeffWithAnF 4 жыл бұрын

it definitely can happen. the odds are against them if they wait that late tho. also more risk of complications when you have kids later in life.

@paulamra1ify 4 жыл бұрын

@@JeffWithAnF that's why older (35 to 45) women need to still be on birth control. Don't push your luck.

@LeratoM98 4 жыл бұрын

Facts. My mother was 40.

@MrThenonchosenone 4 жыл бұрын

Naturally or with IVF/egg donor?

@haselbasil2488 3 жыл бұрын

@@JeffWithAnF my grandmother had 15 kids, 2 of them in her early 50's, all naturally

@idlehands1111111111 4 жыл бұрын

Andrew activates his dolphin radar every time he try’s to laugh 😂

@igot5onit423 4 жыл бұрын

Some people dont want kids.. I find it funny when people are so Blown Away by that idea..

@pawelwisniewski6849 4 жыл бұрын

I got 5 on it only blown away by people saying it’s stupid to have kids , glad she won’t have any

@skadi6750 4 жыл бұрын

@@pawelwisniewski6849 Well I wouldnt say its stupid, that was surprisingly immature of her considering her age, still aint changing the fact that some of us just aint made for it and its good we live in a day and age, when you can choose not to have them. Cuz we aint dying out. if I hate the idea od having kids, its really better not to have them and spare some hypothetical kids miserble childhoods, they would prolly have with a chick whos not willing to sacrifice for them, but had them just because she wanted to fullfil the tradition or let people scare her with talks like: "youll be lonely and sad...". If your ONLY reason to have a kid is to ensure you are not lonely later, probably dont have them:-D If you do want kids. Genuinely want them. You do you, good for you, its great. But its not for everyone.

@pawelwisniewski6849 4 жыл бұрын

Skadi I completely agree

@NotSure109 4 жыл бұрын

It's not healthy

@skadi6750 4 жыл бұрын

@@NotSure109 Giving birth is not healthy at all, all the shit that comes before giving birth with miscarriages and fertility hormones for those of us who are problematic, aint either. C-Sections, diabetes, infections, being stiched together, incontinence, afterbirth depressions and hormonal disbalances...should I continue?

@runningwaters787 4 жыл бұрын

I love him so much!! He's given me the courage to heckle people at work, and I was surprised how much people enjoy being heckled. Shultz rocks. ♡♡♡

@tas4u93 2 жыл бұрын

What do you do for work?? That's funny I also learned people like that shit

@NameUnderMaintenence 4 жыл бұрын

I find Andrew Schulz as funny as Andrew Schulz does.

@duckncover182 4 жыл бұрын

Most under rated, top notch confidence and nobody does crowd work like Andrew

@majcry4188 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Andrew: *Cleanex noises*

@vina.5832 4 жыл бұрын

Lil Yachty type beat 😂😂😂

@ReasonAboveEverything 4 жыл бұрын

Never wanted kids never will have kids.

@oskaralegre5094 4 жыл бұрын

Man of the north nobody cares loser

@ReasonAboveEverything 4 жыл бұрын

oskar alegre strong reaction from someone who does not care, boi.

@oskaralegre5094 4 жыл бұрын

Man of the north if you are white you are doing good in not having Kids

@rowdiken4837 3 жыл бұрын

@@ReasonAboveEverything Dude he's saying he doesn't care what you think at all so you don't need to share it but you feel the need to do that.

@rowdiken4837 3 жыл бұрын

@@oskaralegre5094 yeah nvm go fuck yourself. Just gonna say your race probably didn't almost conquer half of the world so stfu.

@23magneta 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, 38 isn't old. My cousin could not get pregnant at all during her 20s and most of her 30s, but as soon as she turned 37, she had zero difficulty having kids. She had 1 child at 37 and twins at 40 without any artificial insemination.

@LeratoM98 4 жыл бұрын

@Nicholas Shaw That and genetics.

@Doc-hp5wf 3 жыл бұрын

It's not like all of them have complications , probability of complications is more ,the babies may have birth defects, also not all the babies , go ahead and search for it .

@SWIFTzTrigger 3 жыл бұрын

I hate to break this to you but they were doing IVF. Or they just weren't trying to have kids earlier than that. No one gets more fertile with age lmao. They just told you what they wanted you to hear.

@SWIFTzTrigger 3 жыл бұрын

@007 loko True, but sometimes theres a limited number of possibilities. One can make a pretty good guess.

@JohnDoe-jt5lb 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, 38 is too old for most people to have kids. The quantity AND quality of eggs have gone way down since the healthy years. Your anecdotes don't refute biological facts.

@lepoindexter 3 жыл бұрын

Meh. I'm 32 and I love my lil Chihuahua. Some of us enjoy peace and quiet. 😂

@JacoblBroughton 4 жыл бұрын

“guys its like lego” that was so good it hurts

@Sauravwtf 4 жыл бұрын

"oh you ain't havin no faqing kids anyway" I'm ded.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@americanpatriot3667 4 жыл бұрын

If old people did meth they’d be doing yoga in minutes

@maxwattage6631 4 жыл бұрын

Nude👀🤢

@grantb41 4 жыл бұрын

Having tried stand-up and bombed hard before,it is really aspiring to see how naturally Schulz and the audience connect.

@briano9397 4 жыл бұрын

Don't give up

@juanlambda27 2 жыл бұрын

"inspiring"

@kettlebellkyle311 4 жыл бұрын

This is a rude audience but he’s witty a knows comebacks like it’s nothing.

@BMDecipher 4 жыл бұрын

How could you tell?

@kettlebellkyle311 4 жыл бұрын

BMDecipher how could I tell that the audience is rude ? They keep interrupting.

@BMDecipher 4 жыл бұрын

I'm probably tone deaf

@JJG-jq7tk 4 жыл бұрын

naa they probably know who he is and want to help out on the act, this guy is an improv master

@Canoncurt 4 жыл бұрын

Kettle Bell Kyle at all of Andrews shows he prefers an interactive crowd it's how he gets his material on spot

@anonanon8974 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t imagine any sane person purposefully hoping to have screaming children to devote their every waking minute to.

@sik59rt 4 жыл бұрын

“Pull the goalie” is probably the funniest god damn thing I’ve ever heard

@JonathanDiaz-qk7bp 4 жыл бұрын

His improve is unmatched 🤣🤣🤣

@CsGoUnlimited 2 жыл бұрын

Andrew sounds like a seagull choking on a McDonald's fry and I love it

@isaacgeier6158 2 жыл бұрын

This guy doesn’t even have jokes, he just makes fun of front row guests and calls himself a comedian

@defencebangladesh4068 4 жыл бұрын

"My Brother's a perfect fit" 😂 Sweet Home Alabama

@pinkcupcake1979 4 жыл бұрын

The comment I was looking for

@defencebangladesh4068 4 жыл бұрын

@@pinkcupcake1979 😃

@theanonymousasmrchanelguid2620 3 жыл бұрын

There’s nothing wrong with people not wanting to have kids. It keeps the population down which is good. In my opinion I think kids are gross and annoying. I’m not a kid person at allllllll, and I would be lying if I said becoming a mother would make me happy. I hate the stupid stigma behind saying “I don’t want kids” and being judged for it. Some people just don’t want any, and that’s okay. At least I can admit instead of selfishly bringing someone in this world then dumping them somewhere or making their life miserable. I’m too selfish for a kid 🤷🏻‍♀️

@seds94 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MichaelKing015 Жыл бұрын

@theanonymousasmrchanelguid2620 Жыл бұрын

@Rex Who asked for you to comment? Don’t like it, then ignore it.

@jervoskitzin 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many understood the "pulling the goalie" joke

@citylights3452 4 жыл бұрын

It was self explanatory

@ExceptionalPleb 4 жыл бұрын

I fucking DIED!

@igilav 4 жыл бұрын

well, while we're at it, could you explain please?

@LukaDonesnitch 4 жыл бұрын

@@Noname-lw6hp There are Goalies in Soccer (ahem football) as well guy.

@justinc.3385 4 жыл бұрын

Man, I Just Work Here in australia they call it soccer as well

@amychoulat834 4 жыл бұрын

Not everyone needs kids!

@LeratoM98 4 жыл бұрын

True

@ahmedthebeast4710 4 жыл бұрын

It’s crazy that he is freestyle the jokes

@stephanwilliams4143 4 жыл бұрын

What are you going to do with your life without kids? Anything you want.

@jamied931 4 жыл бұрын

Meaningless shit

@Spetsnaz--21 4 жыл бұрын

@@jamied931 like kids are any more meaningful.

@pawelwisniewski6849 4 жыл бұрын

Same with having kids

@twentyfivetolife7976 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone says that when they’re young but immediately regret it when they have nothing to live for

@paulovinicius9940 4 жыл бұрын

@@pawelwisniewski6849 You were a kid at some point, you are meaningless by your own logic.

@JasonSpiffy 4 жыл бұрын

I love this guy because he laughs so hard at his own jokes, and they are funny.

@faaziee__3827 4 жыл бұрын

He is one of the smartest comedian alive .. nice crowd work

@r4geflames105 4 жыл бұрын

“Guys it’s like lego”

@AK33M 4 жыл бұрын

This dude is the best kind of friend. Lmao

@akdjdjsk 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i don't wanna kids either

@th0tpatr0l94 4 жыл бұрын

Rusty Shackleford jeez who hurt u

4 жыл бұрын

Keep telling yourself that lol

@akdjdjsk 4 жыл бұрын

@ now you are going to tell me what i want?

@rushiljohar4206 4 жыл бұрын

Schulz for President 🔥. That's when the real comedy starts.

@rngrtt3689 3 жыл бұрын

That man's laugh be like : *sound of new shoes on a basketball court*

@naruto101xx 4 жыл бұрын

Schulz: *says joke* Schulz laugh:" i ran, i ran so far away, i just ran i ran all night and day"

@disneyfan_1237 2 жыл бұрын

Funny how Andrew is 38 this year 🤣

@wellnessworldshop Жыл бұрын

"Youre 38? Its time to pull the goalie " 🤣

@chronometa 4 жыл бұрын

I like his 80's shirts lol

@zSotelo1147 4 жыл бұрын

I was one of those dudes that shaved my head while I was balding and I seriously couldn’t stop laughing when he said that 😂😂😂😂

@Avenus112 4 жыл бұрын

Dark sense of humour but not actually mean. This is perfect.

@ThatTURK1 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao the way she cleared her throat 😂😂😂

@Swnsasy 4 жыл бұрын

I love watching his snippet videos.. He's funny as hell when he hits the audience! He's awesome at quick wit and come backs!!

@yenh1144 3 жыл бұрын

Im 34 and not planning on having kids. Nothing besides the love for your kid looks fun to me as a mom 😂

@mikekeller5202 2 жыл бұрын

Go back your country

@daviribeiro4985 3 жыл бұрын

" old people could use a pep on their step" Lololololololololololol I lolol

@treetrain 4 жыл бұрын

"38? I think you can pull the goalie!!" ahahahaha

@MontyPlays33 4 жыл бұрын

why everytime i turn on an andrew schulz video i laugh my ass off so hard and i forget about everything , you are so talented man and there are few people like you , god bless you and i hope to see you doing some special shows

@jvam16 4 жыл бұрын

Lol...in terms of being savage, Bill Burr seems like an angel comparing towards this dude.

@timfronimos459 Жыл бұрын

"Sweetheart, I think you could pull the goalie" is one of the most classic comedy lines I've ever heard.

@maxlevine5728 4 жыл бұрын

Ok my mom had me at 45 tho...

@MrThenonchosenone 4 жыл бұрын

Naturally?

@Toersk1 3 жыл бұрын

On a serious note, I don’t get it why it’s such a big deal to not wanting kids. Some just don’t, it’s not like the good old day that it was necessary.

@KimMKx3 3 жыл бұрын

So true.

@kekhaunter8002 2 жыл бұрын

True that

@dezhocob 2 жыл бұрын

Because we don't want you to spend the rest of your life sad and alone filling multiple decades to come with dry wine and cats. That is a sad and pathetic existence.

@Toersk1 2 жыл бұрын

@@dezhocob So my life is automatically sad and pathetic because I dont have kids? It sounds more like you are the one that is sad and pathetic that Must have children to find meaning in life.

@Mythowars 2 жыл бұрын

@@Toersk1 In my eyes that’s the whole endgame is family and what not. So a women saying she doesn’t want kids is probably the most repulsive thing to me. I’d see her as a dude after telling me she didn’t want kids. I feel you’d 100 percent get tired of that one person.

@webbit1518 4 жыл бұрын

Im more interested in his stage presence and how he commands the audience. Its more interesting to me then his jokes or ability to be funny...although he is funny. He is pure impromptu genius.There is not many people on the planet that can go on stage with virtually no prepared content and make a great show. I wonder how many people he has filled in for "on the spot" when others couldnt make their gig. Its amazing to me,im intrigued at his personality and ability.

@juliannakaberovsky4545 2 жыл бұрын

"38!" It too laaaate TOOOOOOO LAAAAAAATE! XD

@esterelina 4 жыл бұрын

Why do people still think that having children is the most important thing in a woman's life? Nobody bats an eye if a man doesn't want kids. And apparently it's natural for women to want kids but with that logic it should be natural for men as well. A woman can't make that baby on their own.

@th0tpatr0l94 4 жыл бұрын

Rusty Shackleford Lol no, not everyone needs to have a child in their life. It’s their life decision and not yours. I choose to not give birth as the going through pregnancy seems like a nightmare to me and kids are expensive as hell and the world is over populated anyways. I’d rather have pet cats as my kids :)

@th0tpatr0l94 4 жыл бұрын

Rusty Shackleford How is it not my decision? It’s my life, so my decision. They’re fucking expensive and annoying as hell. I don’t want to be a mother of children, simple. I have more valuable stuff that I want to do in my life rather than staying home cooking in the kitchen for kids.

@kushan_tk 4 жыл бұрын

Because it is

@esterelina 4 жыл бұрын

@@th0tpatr0l94 Exactly. I might want kids later but my ambitions in life are far more important to me than that. Having kids is definitely not my responsibility.

@th0tpatr0l94 4 жыл бұрын

Rusty Shackleford Lol no, you’re just mad now because I am right.

@ItsHammer 3 жыл бұрын

I know this is a comedy set, but not everyone wants or should have kids. For me, if I had to change my lifestyle to fit in a kid I would resent that kid, and no one deserves to be resented for just existing. I know several parents who, yes, love their kid(s), but are much less happy and fulfilled than they were before children.

@n6235 4 жыл бұрын

Tasteless

@claing17 3 жыл бұрын

Truth hurts eh?

@setsuna7618 4 жыл бұрын

He is such a talented guy lmao! every jokes are fresh oven!

@shannonmacaskill7540 4 жыл бұрын

This was beautiful😂love from SA🇿🇦

@garrettpatterson4969 4 жыл бұрын

He's laugh 😂 sounds like Bart Simpson getting choked

@edwardmiranda7861 4 жыл бұрын

Can we appreciate him that he uploads his good on KZfaq with little pay but uses it as the best form of marketing! Love the content Andrew!! Keep it going can't wait for a special!

@uboii 4 жыл бұрын

“Sweetie i think you can pull the goalie” 😂😂😂😂👏🏽

@Chrisroygbiv 4 жыл бұрын

He had to go half way across the world just to sip that water 😂

@gregory57481 4 жыл бұрын

Lol Schulz has a lot of potential at stand-up, he had me rolling

@luknowit475 4 жыл бұрын

What are you gonna do? Are you kidding me? Is there not enough shit in the world to keep you occupied? I don't get this need to have kids nonsense. Especially if you work all the time and aren't even gonna spend time with them.

@MontyQueues 4 жыл бұрын

women typically don't really enjoy working, their goals don't include being #1 aka the BOSS and apparently they say women are more happier with children than a cold lonely work life

@luknowit475 4 жыл бұрын

farrad edmund I’m just saying there’s plenty to enjoy in life without children. I have a kid and I love being a father but people need to stop judging other people based on their own perspective. It’s like when people ask why others aren’t married yet.

@Amina-nx1ys 3 жыл бұрын

@@MontyQueues it's the opposit actually single child free women in their 40s are the happiest while for men it's the opposit

@MontyQueues 3 жыл бұрын

@@Amina-nx1ys i would bet my life that the majority of 40 year old childless women are not "happy" lmao you might be because no one wants you... but yeah

@nour2146 3 жыл бұрын

I hate that kind of people that say kids are stupid

@Iakivel5232 4 жыл бұрын

Felt cringe for the chick the whole time lol. Hope she enjoyed the rest of the set

@FKAAYA 4 жыл бұрын

"No cost at that age" lmao that's true

@user-zv1gn8hr3s 3 жыл бұрын

I’m against giving birth first it is painful and second the world full with kids who needs loving and supportive family to take them in. Even tho I’m not good with kids but those kids on foster care and orphanage around the world need us. We don’t need to bring kids into this world

@user-zv1gn8hr3s 3 жыл бұрын

@Arfandy Ginting this is not stupid, but there's one thing stupid about this argument its you

@ragerhot 3 жыл бұрын

So you gonna adopt someone?

@Mark-go7qm 3 жыл бұрын

If your mother had thought as this, you wouldn't be here

@lordstinson8095 3 жыл бұрын

These are almost too good to not be scripted.

@yikes2540 4 жыл бұрын

My mom had me at 42... maybe that’s why I’m so messed up

@atlienn2566 4 жыл бұрын

You’re so edgy

@yikes2540 4 жыл бұрын

ATLien n I meant physically not mentally lol

@sp500-steph7 4 жыл бұрын

First Name Last Name I can't tell of you are joking or not

@yikes2540 4 жыл бұрын

drc ula I’m not blaming her lol, she didn’t know how her exact genetics were gonna work out at that age, they had me by accident

@LeratoM98 4 жыл бұрын

My mom had me at 40. I'm pretty good.

@ParanoidDanielle 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t want kids but my selfish ass need them bc when i get old who tf gonna take care of me What if i fall and no one finds me lmfaooo shiiiit it’s game over I have to edit this bc people think i want a kid bc I’ll be lonely Never that. I love myself and am happy alone I know I’d be a great mother i just am in no rush of having kids and debate on it bc of this fucked up world we live in- do i wanna bring a child into it and have them miserable or whatever the case may be... i was making a joke although there’s a % of me that would put that on the pro side of the pro con list ... it has nothing to do with being lonely or alone But have ur kid who checks on u when ur old is nice and good if anything did happen ... my grandfather mowed the lawn and went inside for water and collapsed and died on the kitchen floor if it hadn’t been for my sweet aunt who would see him everyday and do his errands No one would’ve found him for a long long time ....

@will.davlin 4 жыл бұрын

@Toxic Stoic adopt then

@spenserfarthing3898 4 жыл бұрын

Danielle Wisniewski phone?

@zergenzerg6853 4 жыл бұрын

@Nameless adopt them young

@ayushisharma162 4 жыл бұрын

Toxic Stoic dude that's sad. If you can't live with yourself and need a family because you are lonely that's fucked up. If family supplements your life that's great but if it's to prevent you from getting lonely that's fucked up. I'm happy knowing I can live by myself at least. And it's everyone's personal choice to have kids. Personally I'd only have a baby for the Instagram pictures. Once it starts talking it's downhill from there. Then the baby is only going to grow up in this tik tok generation to become an ungrateful piece of shit. So am not tearing up my fucking vagina to birth an ungrateful imbecile.

@richbum3725 4 жыл бұрын

@@ayushisharma162 just move to somolia where they don't have that gay tik tok shit

@mattthatsme8799 4 жыл бұрын

0:14 channeling you inner Drew Lynch a lil bit!!? LMAO!

@omar1321 4 жыл бұрын

1:29 Sounds like when you are cleaning a window with windex

@clementeen 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly we are in 2021, so making fun of age is getting really stupid. And if a woman doesn’t want children, then she doesn’t need to explain that to anyone and she doesn’t need to feel guilty about it.

@prizma45 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you exist so normal people can learn not to be you

@clementeen 2 жыл бұрын

@@prizma45 And I am glad you exist so that people like me can exist and learn not to be anywhere near you. What a deplorable comment, but I bet you do that a lot, I bet you also put women down a lot too. Part of the reason I don’t want children, is that I don’t want more humans like YOU to exist

@prizma45 2 жыл бұрын

@@clementeen keep crying you old bag

@clementeen 2 жыл бұрын

@@prizma45 lol i’m only 39, that’s not old….wait I forgot, according to a pedophile that is old. Lol

@prizma45 2 жыл бұрын

@@clementeen Lol 39 year old mad that men "pedophiles" her age find 25 year olds attractive over a woman that has hit the wall