Won’t Someone Please Let Kamala Harris Text Again

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Ай бұрын

Taylor Tomlinson brings panelists Jon Lovett, Aaron Jackson, and Josh Sharp into the group chat! They talk about Kamala Harris not being able to text, the latest ways a Tesla can severely injure humans, and one mom’s campaign to keep meat in the kitchen.
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@JordiVanderwaal Ай бұрын

"I'm gonna make it gayer, and nicer" Oh I love this.

@roscoemuttley Ай бұрын

To quote his former boss, Hillary Clinton "Jon is..a lot"

@JacyndaMinor Ай бұрын

Baha! Deep cuts

@norawin Ай бұрын

"you look like you watch a lot of cybertruck videos" is such a burn, its unreal

@CourtneyCha0s Ай бұрын

Also, a reference

@norawin Ай бұрын

@@CourtneyCha0s hello??

@robsrxx Ай бұрын

4:24 and Jon is already lecturing the audience and I am sooo here for it. 😂

@delila1830 Ай бұрын

How delighted Taylor is makes this episode that much better.

@Spiderplant1185 Ай бұрын

As a weekly Lovett podcast consumer, I am VERY excited to see Jon on here.

@jennifers7412 Ай бұрын

Came for Lovett, stayed to find out my fate as a Jennifer

@NameRealperson Ай бұрын

bleeping the name of the musical made me think it was so much worse than 'Dicks'

@lynnstlaurent6789 Ай бұрын

Compared to what is said on Graham Norton.

@user-rm9zx7ln9i Ай бұрын

@@lynnstlaurent6789 ... also compared to what is said here, in this clip.

@ZipplyZane Ай бұрын

What ever happened to when they'd bleep out only the middle of the word so you could still tell what they said?

@MatthewTheWanderer Ай бұрын

Ah, thank you! I had no idea what it was actually called. Bleeping out the word "dicks" is so excessively prudish it's offensive. Much more offensive than the word itself.

@adeadlysnack Ай бұрын

The best episodes are when each guest is delightfully wacky and the chemistry among them is *chef’s kiss*. This is one such episode.

@a_charb Ай бұрын

Lovett's rant to the audience plus Aarons, "WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT HAND???" had my brain screaming the same 😆

@dielaughing73 16 сағат бұрын

I was thinking something slightly different: "where did he get that hand?"

@ASHymn Ай бұрын

Jon Lovett’s Boeing joke 🤣🤣

@asterisk5054 Ай бұрын

"in case of an emergency, suck on a capri sun and know that this is god's plan"

@laincoubert7236 Ай бұрын

i INSTANTLY thought of the same 😭 your mind!!

@asterisk5054 19 күн бұрын

@@laincoubert7236 ayeeee lmao

@eschwarz1003 Ай бұрын

omg Lovett is hilarious and brilliant

@Jodenator Ай бұрын

OMG Jon Lovett!!!! Yes!!!!

@pwoody9416 Ай бұрын

I love it when Taylor loses it…as she does continuously in this episode!

@datalorev Ай бұрын

One of the funniest segments this show has produced!

@pierremaiden Ай бұрын

You can tell that all 3 of them are so the type of humour Taylor likes xD giggles all video long!

@lovetrioni Ай бұрын

I feel they purposefully got jon and two super tall comedians 😅

@MatthewTheWanderer Ай бұрын

Are they really super tall? Or is he just super short?

@erikdevereux4997 Ай бұрын

Everyone on the plane yelling at co-pilot Jesus: "Oh sure, we crash, we die but you know you get resurrected! Get away from those controls!!"

@rachels.8051 Ай бұрын

I love Jon Lovett!

@Countfoscolikesmice Ай бұрын

it feels like a british game show and all it took was the gays.

@hickyxnicky411 Ай бұрын

Yes!

@gmwillow 11 күн бұрын

You are so right!

@Kelarys Ай бұрын

Always enjoy the show, but this was one of the few I saved to rewatch again later. hilarious, and I love watching Taylor lose herself laughing

@jenniferesque Ай бұрын

As a Jennifer, I want that certificate soooooooo badly.

@jenm6977 Ай бұрын

Saaaaaame!!!

@AdrianColley Ай бұрын

Did you even vote for the President of Jennifer?

@jcanfieldschatz Ай бұрын

This segment was so enjoyable, mainly because you tell Taylor is having a great time!

@mondaynightballroom20 Ай бұрын

Gotta applaud the restraint from everybody on set after "10 fingers is too many. 3 is all you need." If you listen closely, you can hear the standards and practices person bursting a blood vessel.

@commentBox82 Ай бұрын

the most unhinged gay episode. thank you

@user-rt4zb8xp8b Ай бұрын

Before the internet, Vice Presidents couldn't even spell potato.

@penguin303 Ай бұрын

you can definitely tell the audience has never heard Lovett on his podcast.

@nicolegonzales5283 Ай бұрын

Jon’s vice president joke was the most solid part of this segment

@dark_neverland Ай бұрын

"national security" certainly doesn't keep folks in congress & other levels of gov from texting

@richpeltier9519 Ай бұрын

I keep waiting for Chris Hardwick's mom to make an appearance.

@fakename1656 Ай бұрын

Better excuse than I use for ignoring texts

@bmsuters Ай бұрын

Perfect panel of comedians

@jcanfieldschatz Ай бұрын

Jon Lovett!!

@BowChickaHonkHonk1 Ай бұрын

Maybe the carpenter could fix a makeshift door when the first one falls off?

@mondaynightballroom20 Ай бұрын

Also, Jesus didn't go to vocational school. He took over his stepdad's business. #nepobaby

@josem1419 Ай бұрын

noooo, now nepoJesus will exist rent free in my head from now on hahaha

@Sk3tchyD Ай бұрын

It wasn't an Encore, but I've had my hand closed in a Buick trunk. Did more damage to the trunk than my hand. It was a 90s car though, i wouldn't trust a modern car to not amputate fingers.

@DigitalDeinosuchus 13 күн бұрын

I’m a simple man, I see Lovett and I love it

@bluekryptonite1121 Ай бұрын

THRILLED to see Lovett on the show!!!

@marksasahara1115 Ай бұрын

This is great! They are making Taylor bust a gut laughing! I think we need a Gay - Off, between These Guys and the Lesbians (Fortune, Mia and Tig)! Already the energy is Fabulous and I'm here for it! Don't really know these guys, so I'm looking fwd to watching the ep and Taylor lose it laughing!

@nz1641 Ай бұрын

Not the he went to vocational school. I died 😂

@saeligutierrez8025 Ай бұрын

Jon has my type of humor

@mondaynightballroom20 Ай бұрын

I've never been more attracted to a panel. And that's saying something--Jon Gabrus has been on this show.

@mikesell123 Ай бұрын

Will the playlist videos be in order? Cant wait to find out!

@jdrano2215 27 күн бұрын

I think the possible to impossible joke was a comment about it.

@Tonyhouse1168 Ай бұрын

Taylor looks like a heavenly representative in tonight’s outfit

@12feetup Ай бұрын

You could leave off the last 3 words and it's still true

@SadhviJenn 12 күн бұрын

1:23 whaaaa?!

@jenm6977 Ай бұрын

Best panelists everrrrrrrr!!!

@MsDemonBunny Ай бұрын

Favorite lineup to date. Hilarious, adorable, crazed, fantastic!

@Nancy-jc4bv 29 күн бұрын

Jon is my favorite

@yinyangpodcast2432 19 күн бұрын

That was a really good segment

@d1ni1mueter Ай бұрын

the vice presidents-history part got waay to intense

@Mare416 27 күн бұрын

And yet not a single mention of Aaron Burr killing Alexander Hamilton.

@jennifermullan4865 18 күн бұрын

Um, I’m very late to this party but Taylor’s jacket is beautiful!!

@MrByy Ай бұрын

Best episode ever 😂😂 Lovett is epic ❤

@martensjd Ай бұрын

They should play for the name Karen.

@jdrano2215 27 күн бұрын

Too late, already been given out.....a lot

@brandonnewby178 Ай бұрын

Looks at my 7 fingers, one thumb, and one thinger... 🤣

@M_C79 Ай бұрын

These three should be on the show permanently. Maybe in little boxes on the wall, Hollywood Squares style

@norawin Ай бұрын

The thumbnails for this episode are insane

@willmendoza8498 17 күн бұрын

So good

@MeaganPaullin 14 күн бұрын

Josh gives me big Shaggy from Scooby Doo vibes.

@mariebrown4966 Ай бұрын

Incredibly funny

@radu_nedelcut Ай бұрын

Good stuff 👍

@Boogaboom5 Ай бұрын

Panelists I’m in love! 😂🤣

@boomerang8909 3 күн бұрын

10:28 Boeing, this is all your reputation is...

@maryrosekent8223 Ай бұрын

These WQBs (Wonderful Queer Boys) need to be on every other week…MINIMUM!

@flyingninjaowl Ай бұрын

yay it's josh and aaron

@gemini.jewelz Ай бұрын

Lovett is my AuDHD avatar. He does all the things I want to do IRL, but cannot thus far: Pod Save America; Lovett or Leave It; ex-Ronan Farrow; WH job; etc.

@MeanMachine1992 Ай бұрын

I love Taylor's forced laughs. She's so cute when she tries to pull it off.

@JenniferKastelic Ай бұрын

lol. I won the prize.

@MatthewTheWanderer Ай бұрын

Surprised no one said anything about what that meat mom was wearing...

@JennyEliz_IstheShiz Ай бұрын

Hey do I take the name Taylor now? 😅

@AdrianColley Ай бұрын

Yep, get with the program!

@a_charb Ай бұрын

NOT JESUS ON THE BOEING

@BetterLifeAhead35 Ай бұрын

OMG Lovett!! Yay!

@lgran79 Ай бұрын

Ok..but wont any hood on any vehicle rip off body parts if it slams down?

@brandonnewby178 Ай бұрын

5:25: ......... To see if that thing would cut it...

@krisrhodes5180 Ай бұрын

Yo intern, it continues to be the case that this show's videos on youtube are much quieter than all other youtube videos.

@jdrano2215 27 күн бұрын

Huh....same volume on my phone.

@jgodin312 Ай бұрын

at 9:37, are the flight attendants also a k-pop band?

@andrewwhite1305 Ай бұрын

9:52 wtf are these programmers telling AI?

@Lycius Ай бұрын

Ideas! Ideas for you Taylor! "Word boxing." Not boxing words, it's words that compete with eachother! Like... bland... Water, Fire. Cliff.. (not bar), Vertigo... tracks... "What I was about to jump off before I met you, then... did a double-take." Use "Word Boxing!"

@sir_vix Ай бұрын

Jon Lovett looks like Ted got super old after he met your mother.

@ahhotepsara Ай бұрын

I'd like to adopt aaron, thank you

@JediMobius Ай бұрын

Jon being based early in the episode. It's the Gay episode! I had no idea. Fabulous is fun though.

@AdrianColley Ай бұрын

So who signed the certificate as "President of Jennifer"?

@BlanBonco Ай бұрын

Panel was not gay enough. But since a lot of giraffes are gay the tallness made up for it.

@JeffSchall Ай бұрын

Why does Jesus have a bird's nest on his head?

@emilym.8824 Ай бұрын

omfg i loved DICKS (and why is this censored cbs? nerrrrrrds) the musical!! it was so brave for two gay men to play two hetero men that are also FU&#ING IDENTICAL TWINS! ofc bowen yang is god, and also probably really disappointed that his son went to vocational school rn lmfao

@jaebee1121 Ай бұрын

Jennifer was the number one name for girls born in the U.S. from 1970 to 1984. Guess why I know that.

@AdrianColley Ай бұрын

I'm going to guess that it's because you're part of the problem.

@jordanstrayer7199 Ай бұрын

Is Jon Lovett short or are those guys tall? Both?

@AmbroseReed 23 күн бұрын

insanely gay lineup (compliment)

@curzy3 Ай бұрын

Ronda Rousey is kind of funny and edible.

@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 15 күн бұрын

Why is Jon standing in a hole?

@nbuehster Ай бұрын

Please do not destroy the name. I don't know why, but it just sounds like a friendly name.

@michaelcamp6076 Ай бұрын

Hot take: having each guest deliver a preprepared joke after they’re introduced kind of kills comedic momentum.

@frj3289 Ай бұрын

This is the gayest episode ever and I love it.

@benchiaase Ай бұрын

Ooh, edgy!

@SpaceEngineerErich Ай бұрын

I love how wrong everyone is about the link between meat and heart disease still after all the overwhelming evidence that shows there is none.

@BichaeldeAngelo Ай бұрын

Taylor gotta practice that fake laugh lmao

@andrewrussell26 Ай бұрын

Aaron is an unfunny Jim Carrey. An annoying, unfunny Jim Carrey.

@rifkinr4660 Ай бұрын

Why is Jon Lovett here? He’s a news commentator not a comedian

@alexjheaton Ай бұрын

He’s a comedian

@nimue325 Ай бұрын

He has done standup since the beginning of his career.

@xqueenfrostine Ай бұрын

He’s both.

@JacyndaMinor Ай бұрын

No matter where he’s at, Jon must abuse his audience, and I Lovett 🫠

@12feetup Ай бұрын

I've seen so many comments since this show started complaining about Taylor's "fake" laugh... but as awkward as her laugh might be, it's time for us to admit that this is her REAL laugh, no matter how unusual it might seem to most humans. But hey... at least we don't have to put up with Jimmy Carr's weird fucking doll cackle that he calls a laugh, so at least we have one up on the UK already [Edited for a typo. While I'm at it, I respect both these comedians and their shows... it's all love and humor, no hate...]

@Gildedmuse Ай бұрын

Wasn't going to give this a like as I enjoy Taylor's giggling. But then you made that Jimmy Carr comment and I submitted.

@emilym.8824 Ай бұрын

wtf why would anyone have a problem with her laugh? why does everyone suck? and do they think this show would work well if she didn't laugh to encourage the guests? also i've gone to two tapings (I live in LA) and it is really a funny environment actually being there in the studio. I am very defensive of this show because I love it so damn much and yeah I should really go to sleep lol.

@fakename1656 Ай бұрын

You know Jimmy's laugh is real because who would choose to laugh like that

@JeffSchall Ай бұрын

Taylor's laugh is adorable. Shame on you! You are right about Jimmy Carr, though. His laugh sounds like a pencil eraser getting rid of an 8x11 graphite box on a first grader's squeaky desk.

@12feetup Ай бұрын

@@Gildedmuse Taylor's giggling is the #1 reason I keep tuning in. #2 is all the other fantastic comedians that keep showing up