'What are you doing Saturday night?' 'Committing suicide.' 'How about Friday night?'

I love his work. Especially his earlier, funny movies.

"You're the greatest lover I've ever had" "I practice a lot when I'm alone"

He evolved from a newspaper joker, to an excellent stand up comedian, to really funny director, to an artist genius, and he keep making a movie every year.... and he once was an ant, i mean cant this guy be more amazing?

love his movies .. are so good .. especially the old ones ... they give me a calm feeling that everything will be good in life

There is nobody like him, a true comic genius!!

Where else are you going to get smart jokes like that? Nowhere.

I dont care what the world says......................I LOVE Woody Allen--god so funny yet so insightful on mankind and the postmodern world.

Rewatched Small time crooks recently, love his movies! Saw him play Jazz at the Carlyle last October, the best night of my life!!

Genius!

" i was talking to a man" "i am a man" " i was talking to a much shorter man" XD

"How could I ruin myself?" "Excessive masturbation." "You're gonna start knocking my hobbies now? Jesus." Hahahahaha

I love Woody Allen...Thats it..thank you.

One of a kind, in art and as a person.

For those who aren't old enough to be familiar, or perhaps were a little put off by the title, his early movie "Every Thing You Always Wanted To Know About Sex *" is just outrageous joke after gag after bit after joke after gag after bit. If you like this video, start there. For some of us, that period of time (including films like Sleeper and Bananas) produced hilarity that will never be matched. I swear to God, I do not believe he's ever made a bad film, but if you want to see great comic works, you can't go wrong by starting with his first ten or so - including his "earlier funnier ones" :) :)

Simply the best

Genius. Genius. Genius.

I grew up watching his videos... legend

Thanks for putting this together and posting! :-) Loved it.

His observations are still true today which is why his comedy is timeless.

We love you, Woody!

Well freakin done! Love the compilation/samples of his different movies

Wonderful. Hilarious. Woody's the best. Period.

"I was walking threw the woods thinking of Christ, wondering how much he would charge for shelves" so Jewish its painful to repeat. Haha

the best ever!

so funny at the aspirin part

Brilliant compilation - cheers. 👍

Thank you so much for this!

He was brilliant, that’s why everyone hates him.

Well put together, thanks for that!!

What an amazingly wonderful epic edit!

To you I'm an atheist; to God I'm the loyal opposition.

That's a very good montage indeed!

3:46 hahah uhhhhh...yeah

Great !

well edited and thoroughly enjoyable video. thank you.

This guy is a genius but he just has too many stardust memories impacting his awareness of the present state.

Very nice, well edited montage.

Brill, thanks. Too many pearlers to comment further.

genio genius

I don't think it's in this compilation although there are some similar ones here, but one of my most favourites of his is: 'My first sexual experience was very frightening. It was dark. I was alone . . .'

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Good job. I subscribed.

"This Army food will get you every time". Dude, I'm dying!

There is a bit of the old John McEnroe about Woody!

People came from all over the world, just to touch the hem of his garment. It must have been a tremendous hem.

Yes his "earlier funny ones" were the best. Take the money and run, Bananas,the first half of What's up tiger Lily , and to a lesser extent Sleeper.I still think the last 3 or 4 minutes of " What's up Tiger Lily"is the sexiest scene in a non porno movie I have ever seen in my life. Look it up.

2:56"I minored in foreplay" 3:15

...what about..Broadway Danny Rose ?...legendary movie

Great discretion in selecting scenes! At last great selections without horrible music!

4:26 Groucho Marx joke ( he was my god)

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If he was a carpenter, I wonder what he'd charge for a bookshelf.

Good montage but he has hundreds and hundreds more. Infinitely quotable. And these are just his films. His first three books have thousands more. Stopped after the making of stardust memories but for 20 years he came up with the most original comedy that has yet to be surpassed.

That documentary 😬😬

we can walk to the curb from here

There’s Two Types of Movies that He does : А Woody Allen Movie and a Film by Woody Allen. What’s the difference? Annie Hall to Bullets over Broadway.

Luv... The back Back ( NY joke... Have 2 tap the car...behind u...

This is long so feel free to skim or skip: My reaction to a Facebook challenge to list top 5 favorite Allen movies (our lists quickly grew longer): My top 5 favorites are: Stardust Memories (no a failure in my eyes), Matchpoint, Deconstructing Harry, Manhattan, Love and Death, bonus September (see more above). Not sure of the order except Stardust Memories is #1. Vicky Christina Barcelona, Midnight in Paris, plus Hanna and her Sisters brings my list up to nine. Let's add Everything About Sex for 10. I don't remember anything about Cassandra's Dream except that I think I liked it. I like that thing that Adi Ludi Shadowspeaker claims doesn't exist: an Allen film that doesn't seem like an Allen film (no Allen character for instance). You will meet a Tall Dark Stranger also has this quality. I think reviewer said that this movie illustrates Allen's moral relativism. He doesn't believe that being a good person will necessarily be rewarded. Or vice versa. Match play as a chilling dramatization of that. I don't remember anything about Cassandra's Dream except that I think I liked it. I like that thing that Adi Ludi Shadowspeaker claims doesn't exist: an Allen film that doesn't seem like an Allen film (no Allen character for instance). You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger also has this quality. A reviewer said that this movie illustrates Allen's moral relativism. He doesn't believe that being a good person will necessarily be rewarded. Or vice versa. *Matchpoint* is a chilling dramatization of that. And, yeah, itrw, it's kind of disturbing that Allen is a moral relativist, if that's accurate interpretation and it seems to be. I love how Allen processed his public fall from grace with the portrait of dizzyingly pathological Harry. Played by himself. A new, less cuddly iteration of the self rationalizing seemingly harmless because self effacing narcissist hes played in previous movies. I say narcissist for instance because at the end of Manhattan it's clear that he doesn't deeply care which woman he ends up with, so long as he doesn't end up empty handed.

Here's to a great body of work.

QUESTION PLEASE: What actress played the blonde he was sitting with when he said "Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex" ? Thanks in advance!!!

captain kremmen after 35secs

Which movie is 1:11 from?

WHAT ABOUT DECONSTRUCTING HARRY.HIS BEST MOVIE!!!! ALSO BROADWAY DANNY ROSE SMALL TIME CROOKS

My fav parts 1:10 1:39 1:47 4:00 4:04

0:16 Was that Iris Apfel???

00:29 what movie is this?

He's Z the ant Antz

everyone loves woody allen. especially his own daughter.

Damn, this is all so politically incorrect now, and he seemed really lighthearted and silly at the time compared to Mel Brooks, who had some crude humor. Funny but I never got into butt and fart jokes after I hit 8. Woody Allen still makes me laugh.

Yeah. I minored in foreplay!

Yeah. I minored in foreplay!!!!!!!!!!

"I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night." i think that might be my favorite

I can no longer converse with other human beings normally after this.... but on the adverse I feel I never wanted to... but then maybe it's the adverse of the inverse or inverse of adverse .. Did I mention masturbation or the converse of sexuality.. the duelistic nature of abstract homogenistic monogamist heterosexuality.... Dhoo....... I

Who would woody play in the bible? and what tribe would he belong too in the bible?

"I see God as an underachiever.." from Love & Death I think

Its z

Too Bad Mia Farrow ruined him with her lies

His words are even more valuable in 2019 with how ridiculous liberal policies have become.

Funny guy, but I don't like the idea of people changing their birth surnames!

You should be in jail and shamed as bad or worse than Cosby.

I never understood why this dude was considered to be so funny. And I still don't.