Military members that “dip” be like.

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2 жыл бұрын

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@WEBBY321 2 жыл бұрын

We had a problem with people leaving their dip bottles in random ass places in the shop and sometimes they didnt have lids. I accidently knocked one over and lost my shit. Never pulled rank in my life until that shit happened.

@hypeman1825 2 жыл бұрын

All good bro. Honestly valid to pull rank on that bs lmao. I wouldn't even be mad if it had been me taking that L. Those dip bottles be DISGUSTING😂

@logz3982 2 жыл бұрын

That last one was 100% on point😂

@joeroth7140 2 жыл бұрын

I’m in the military and dip. This is hilarious 🤣

@trapbois4573 2 жыл бұрын

A battle I know who dips told me he filled a coke bottle to the top with spit and another soldier mistook it for his coke. Dude vomitted after.

@riftsplitter2159 2 жыл бұрын

That is so gross.

@1thegreaterone 2 жыл бұрын

I used to use a coke bottle because it was less offensive looking when you expect that color but it always had my name and initials in sharpie

@TommyTombstone 2 жыл бұрын

Never ever take a sip from your spitter. It's something that takes a few minutes to recover from.

@jasonshink6589 2 жыл бұрын

Battle...number 1 word of a POG

@TommyTombstone 2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonshink6589 yupp

@allyourpcarebelongtous8744 2 жыл бұрын

The dip briefing one got me. It's so fing hard to take someone seriously when they're doing that sh-t.

@Jawad_Muhammad 2 жыл бұрын

I’m a parole agent in Scranton PA and before that I was a Corrections Officer and This shit is so accurate for law enforcement. I’ve seen dudes full a bottle in less than 8 hours. 🤢

@harrisonbuck2749 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen inmates dry the spit in spit bottles stolen from co’s to then use to make cigarettes

@bodmongamers 2 жыл бұрын

@@harrisonbuck2749 that’s top 5

@mrpivit205 2 жыл бұрын

that’s normal to fill it within 8 hours, lmao

@trevordurkin1940 2 жыл бұрын

@@harrisonbuck2749 that’s the single most disgusting shit i have ever seen or heard in my life and i’ve seen a man blow his face off with a shotgun only to survive and gurgle blood from what remained of his throat… sorry for the gruesome imagery but yea

@Big_Boss14 2 жыл бұрын

so dip is basically chewing tobacco?

@nopooping 2 жыл бұрын

Tried a fat dip at the died once. Was walking back to the bra and a big gust of dust hit me in my face causing me to swallow half the dip. Instant projectile vomit. Now I can smell mint grizzly from a mile away 😂

@713stn 2 жыл бұрын

dude this deserves 100 likes.... 😂

@713stn 2 жыл бұрын

sucked for you, great story for everyone else, appreciate you sharing pain so we can all feel better about ours 😂😂😂😂

@max1mus232 2 жыл бұрын

Used to dip cope all the time but I was still astounded when I saw a 1sg throw in a fat hog as we were bout to step off on a 12 mile ruck

@frosty762 2 жыл бұрын

1ST sausage alpha energy

@a4f4e4 2 жыл бұрын

@M K that describes my 1st Sgt perfectly. Complete badass.

@MrDgm1995 2 жыл бұрын

Fat dip at PT, Fat dip in the office, Fat dip during meetings, Fat dip all day. Mud jug makes discrete flask shaped spitters you can use or get you a coffee cup with a lid just clean it every day

@kingjames8402 11 ай бұрын

We had a senior in the squadron that always had dip in. He gives his portion during a briefing and the commander asks him why he’s dipping during a briefing. The senior says “because we can’t smoke anymore” before spitting into his bottle.

@markbrennan1393 2 жыл бұрын

I almost threw up watching this because its so honest. Dip and piss bottles in the desert were so fu#cking disgusting. I served with this Cowboy from NY that use to do a re tred. You'd just find random dips that he would leave out in the tent and he'd come back a day or two later and start chewing them again. On my first deployment one of the towers we worked was on the edge of a ravine. The whole area was littered with dip and piss bottles that people had thrown out from the tower. I saw some TCN's out there picking them all up one day, and it filled up the truck beds of like 3 Kia Bongo's.

@carsonkouts 2 жыл бұрын

those poor bongo trucks man. the shit we put those things through downrange

@user-ze6vh4ez6k 2 жыл бұрын

There's one-quarter filled dip bottles everywhere in my shop. People just don't put them up or away. I'm the only one who doesn't dip so they can't come for me about it, but if I did, they'd make sure I got a "talk" 🙄

@knightmarefuel4499 2 жыл бұрын

Had to throw a pinch in after watching this 💯

@tristinkirby 2 жыл бұрын

Lol always on the search for a bottle 🤣 I preferred dipping over smoking I've quit both now but I did truly enjoy dip

@mfenix911 2 жыл бұрын

My team leader used to spit in the back of the HumV where our gear was. I was tempted to lose rank decking his ass.

@RhetoricWolf 2 жыл бұрын

Such a filthy habit that I got from being in the military and EMS. So glad to have kicked it! 🤦🏽‍♂️

@lifeisa.smalllesson4607 2 жыл бұрын

I snatched my battle buddy off his bunk and beat him up one time cus he fell asleep w a dip can on the top bunk and then it fell and splashed on my face and pillow while I was sleeping.

@rebd00mer93 3 ай бұрын

It sounds like the tobacco from the can fell on your face? If thats true then youre a punk for beating someone up over something that small. But if you meant that his spitter bottle fell and got on you then ya, definitely warranted.

@lifeisa.smalllesson4607 3 ай бұрын

@rebd00mer93 no his can of spit fell and hit my foot locker and then covered my face w his spit and dip. We had spoken about this several times previously as well. We had fought many times already in training and he new I'd win so he didn't want to fight. He didn't want to stop dipping in our sleeping bunk either. So when the dip fell on my face, it was well over due for him to take a little beating. But here's a caviat for u. In the long run it hurt me badly. I went from having the second moat high speed soldier as my battle to a fuck tard....then I has to drag his ass all over the battle field and eventually I got badly injured in combat due to his incompetence.

@spirit_shadow9590 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't care. You doubted me." Hahaha 💀

@michealb7681 2 жыл бұрын

You guys are awesome🤘

@taemien9219 2 жыл бұрын

One of the nastiest things I've ever seen was someone using one of those bottles in a MRE bomb. The smell across the motor pool was atrocious.

@713stn 2 жыл бұрын

you boys fucking nailed it 👏👏👏👏👏

@ryanstorm3773 2 жыл бұрын

Spot on. Nice job.

@rotimiraphael9783 2 жыл бұрын

Much love from me from 🇳🇬

@markrhode6500 2 жыл бұрын

This is so fucking beyond without a doubt true. They spit so fucking much to the point they break rank mid formation to spit or even spit over your shoulder or into puddles. Shit is the nastiest thing Ive ever fucking seen in my life. If i see someone dipping I will NOTTT fuck with them heavy no matter how much they talk to me because of how fucking disgusting that shit is

@tacticaldoodle9083 2 жыл бұрын

The point in the ocean made it for me 😂

@elijahjones6700 2 жыл бұрын

The roll had me weak😂

@2434fhi 3 ай бұрын

The similarity in military behavior across the world never ceases to amaze me 😂

@DocM. 2 жыл бұрын

2:07 I can't 😂 you stupid bro! 🤣 Thank you to all our active military and vets! You are loved and appreciated ❤️

@JoeyMace28 2 жыл бұрын

Astoundingly accurate.

@blount99RT 2 жыл бұрын

Digging through the trash for a bottle to spit in, YUP! So accurate!😆

@carsonkouts 2 жыл бұрын

I remember when they tried to ban smoking on the compound but didn't say shit about dip because all the PSGs and 1SGs dipped. thought people were going to burn the place down

@andrewtrujillo8261 2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on 1 mil

@DJDLeanHDtv 2 жыл бұрын

The middle scenes was funny when grabbed the other soldiers drink

@russellwright1422 2 жыл бұрын

That’s so true!!! ILMFAO!!! I have reached and grabbed a random bottle out of the trash can in the Armory a few times. Was like “we’re all family here.” But that was before COVID. I have propped my feet up and plopped my spit cup down on my S-1’s desk, which offended him and I didn’t care because he was a PVT.. Since then, he’s become a Warrant Officer, so now I care about what he think’s so I loose the snuff before walking in. Hey, that’s just how it works!

@katekat1064 2 жыл бұрын

Ugh... I'm a nurse and spit/respiratory secretions are my kryptonite.

@NoriMori1992 Жыл бұрын

Lol so that is a real thing. I've been reading some Glowfics about an EMT, and she hates respiratory secretions even though she has no issues with blood and poop and vomit and all that jazz. Wasn't sure how realistic that was, guess it's pretty realistic.

@katekat1064 Жыл бұрын

@@NoriMori1992 oh yes.....I can't even stand to clean someone's dentures

@jarodjones4796 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha So right. Didn’t realize how bad we were until this video. Reminds, me gotta stop for a can before work.

@MrWilk_Firearms 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the spit bottles rolling around at the bottom of the work vehicle and on the dash.

@DiEGo924040 2 жыл бұрын

They really do be like that! 😂🤣

@camo3603 2 жыл бұрын

" you done with that? No. Too bad" 😂😂

@ACOG_batteries 2 жыл бұрын

Accurate!!! Your other videos are funny but this is accurate

@deandrepenn9686 2 жыл бұрын

I could not stop lol that shot was me 100%... grunts got to dip indoors way more than POGs.

@poglifeactual7936 2 жыл бұрын

Bro, this video is hard facts

@jojorobino5312 2 жыл бұрын

I used dip a few times before, I couldn't continue because I hated having to spit. The nic hit was nice but the constant need to spit just got annoying, inconvenient and gross.

@realgorillapanic7483 2 жыл бұрын

bruh you should see maintenance... but this whole video was nothin but facts, especially the "let me know when you done with it"

@dwiseus 2 жыл бұрын

It’s almost ignorant how much this shit is spot on lol.

@t436 2 жыл бұрын

USAF is where I seen dudes do patch, dip and drink with the dip in 😂. What’s worse to find in the Humvee on shift change, dip bottles or piss bottles?

@HD-gn6ej Жыл бұрын

I remember that one of my drill sergeants was definitely like that

@Merrberry95 2 жыл бұрын

I love this

@nancyalvarez7021 2 жыл бұрын

He hit a lick on a damn Gatorade bottle 🤣

@charlesmcgregor737 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣The man is here

@BOASTEMS 2 жыл бұрын

this guys funny as shit lmao

@tuisteven7163 2 жыл бұрын

Mean vid keep them coming FM Tee in New Zealand

@RealKorean 2 жыл бұрын

I was weapons loader on flightline at Kadena. Bruh this shit is gross. Bottles were roll around in truck

@brandonhosman4836 2 жыл бұрын

As a US marine that dips alot this is exactly true

@robertolobato1955 2 жыл бұрын

Im dead why this so true 😂

@troyturner2013 2 жыл бұрын

Yep that is the truth. Those bottles are worth gold.

@TooDamnTall 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂 real af. You forgot to mention the smell tho.

@FreakinfreakInfreaki 2 жыл бұрын

This is accurate for just anyone that dips honestly.

@screamingeagle11b 2 жыл бұрын

I remember coming to the army from Baltimore in 09 not knowing what dip was, my Drill Sgt was asking me did I dip but me being green to such things thought he said something else 😂until I realized he really said and what it was lol, I felt violated until I discovered what he really said lol

@hillsr Жыл бұрын

@0:11 simple instructions Hooah 😂

@shawnthomasbrown3867 2 жыл бұрын

This is accurate as fuck🤣🤣🤣

@anthonyb5036 2 жыл бұрын

My drill sergeant always used to do this shit. Was infantry of course

@DJDLeanHDtv 2 жыл бұрын

Lol it's crazy because now everyone is infantry , I joined 2017

@DJDLeanHDtv 2 жыл бұрын

During Times Of War

@iamaloafofbread8926 2 жыл бұрын

Cool... I didn't know what dip was, but now that I figured it out, I wish I didn't know it... thanks guys. ;-;

@hfishball11258 2 жыл бұрын

You come back!

@FlyingGentile 2 жыл бұрын

Had a roommate in SF techschool……brooooo had the bottles everywhere! 🤢

@desconocido393 2 жыл бұрын

I remember I was thirsty one time and my friend had a few foosacklys cups on his night stand and I knew one of em was my water….boooi I grabbed the wrong one chugged a bunch of dip spit🤢🤮

@mikepaul3200 2 жыл бұрын

Dude. The mre tea mix is the same color as dip spit bottle. I got out of the hummer in 06. Took a piss in the bushes on some road in iraq. Reached in to my tea on the radio. Grabbed my spit bottle and chugged half of it before my brain caught up with what I was doing. Holy hell. Bad day.

@ddoperations2768 2 жыл бұрын

Brothers dip ? Never seen that.

@GatorGreenGladiator 2 жыл бұрын

Dude packs HEATERS!!! I always leave an empty bottle or 2 in the truck. 16oz Gatorade bottles are gold 👌. Perfect size and if need be, you cam clean them out for 1 more go real nice.

@xRIGGSx1992 2 жыл бұрын

just missing the dudes that spit all over their vics during gunnery lol

@jenkinsbushae1063 2 жыл бұрын

So true. Sf guys kill me 😆

@RealBSantiago 2 жыл бұрын

This is so legit lol

@DJDLeanHDtv 2 жыл бұрын

I'm start doing military skits 😂

@TheGanonking 2 жыл бұрын

My boy Goodson use to be on SGT Zeigler lol

@lesterpalenzela0134 2 жыл бұрын

I feel fucking attacked

@robrock1383 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah dip on mayne

@MrBrentgoodall 2 жыл бұрын

Accurate🤦‍♂️

@davidwebb4261 2 жыл бұрын

Damn right

@howie3601 2 жыл бұрын

My recruiter in 2015: "you alright with tobacco?" *Proceeds to take a water bottle and spit in it.

@himehime1629 2 жыл бұрын

lmao my recruiter right now dips

@austinwilson5876 2 жыл бұрын

Seems like my defenders who are CATM dip the most.

@theBAldbastardandthegimp 7 ай бұрын

Wow, shit is true facts,💯🤣🤣😂😂😂

@Undertaker93 2 жыл бұрын

Remember trying dip my first time in AIT Never again will I touch that stuff made me nauseated to the point of lying on the ground almost pukking

@twerkinalisha7346 Жыл бұрын

This is true

@Misfit636 2 жыл бұрын

I dip with my big league chew 😏

@Saanonymous80 2 жыл бұрын

Rookies. Everyone knows to Upper lipper dipper, so you don't have to spit

@tylerperkin8883 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao this shit true as fuck i be doin the same shit fr

@baddog9320 2 жыл бұрын

Real dippers don't use bottles. Real dippers don't spit.

@smurff813 2 жыл бұрын

“Move to the right” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿💯💯💯

@redacted5752 2 жыл бұрын

Zyns definitely tone down the spitting

@flannelpillowcase6475 2 жыл бұрын

and that, kids, is how you get mono

@figueroa2191 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Im crying it’s so true and so disgusting never understood it lol I knew a guy who stopped chewing tobacco to start chewing cbd lol

@dingomankam1845 2 жыл бұрын

nah dis facts fr tho

@TommyTombstone 2 жыл бұрын

Judging by all the people in the comments losing their shit, I'm guessing most of y'all weren't in a combat MOS 😂

@limegreen1548 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my lol!!!!... 🤣🤣🤣

@patrickmackinder8616 2 жыл бұрын

I started to read the comments but then the need to throw up was overwhelming.

@masesitagata6986 2 жыл бұрын

Yo I'm dying

@Cydia942 2 жыл бұрын

Rogue pouches don’t require spitting

@ggtjr4 2 жыл бұрын

This is all true

@jonathanmigtao4880 2 жыл бұрын

Where'd you get that OCP top? It looks dope.

@DJDLeanHDtv 2 жыл бұрын

Any military town has a old uniform store

@DJDLeanHDtv 2 жыл бұрын

Many homeless people get military gear to be outside for so long to survive

@billnye5183 2 жыл бұрын

Either gear issues or there’s a store at the BX you can buy new updated uniforms

@azamtn 2 жыл бұрын

@@DJDLeanHDtv you get to keep the uniform when you ETS frm military. I got like 8pairs

@samhart42 2 жыл бұрын

Looks like he's rocking the 2P FDU

@johnnysilvercloud4470 Жыл бұрын

Facts.

@vincentc2466 2 жыл бұрын

omg this guy is hilarious

@bagelsecelle9308 2 жыл бұрын

Every Combat Arms in the World. Yes, in the World, fucking dips. I tell you that base on experience