“What do WooHoo even mean??” Sims Players: *DON’T*

"I don't know what woohoo is." Someone doesn't play The Sims.

Welcome to Jarvis Johnson gold, where things are a little less scripted, a little less edited, and he drinks la croix

We actually have a club in Glasgow, Scotland called 'Flat 0/1' that's supposed to look like someone's flat (or apartment as you say) with jumbled furniture, a bed, a swing made of a bathtub and it only serves the terrible kind of drinks you'd get at a house party as a teenager... It's good fun! They even have a 'to rent' sign out the front

“Will it be a problem that we only have one voice actor?” “No, making one person sounds like two is _super easy, barely an inconvenience_ ”

honestly pretty embarrassing not to be a gold subscriber at this point... those fools simply will not know the classic bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick

AFTER HE SAID “I HAVE TO GO SNEAK A FEW CHICKEN NUGGETS UP MY BUTT” IT CUT TO AN AD FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I’M QUAKING

4:58 "Last week, my friends and I came here 3 times. It's my first time coming" *Visible confusion*

I really appreciate that Jarvis uses a backup mic. The responsibility is real

Worse than Troom Troom? At that point that’s actually impressive

So NOBODY is gonna talk about how she literally said "My friends and I came here three times last week...its my first time coming!" with no break whatsoever

If WooHoo turned out to be satire, I think I'd be the most creative and hilarious experiment ever

I'm gonna be honest, it's refreshing to hear a male narrator in one of these "DIY" channels

I’ve been buying popcorn at the concession stand this whole time like an IDIOT instead of bringing my emotional support microwave with me to cook my own

I believe SimplyNailogical figured out that Troom Troom/WooHoo is a content farm situation from Russia and localized (badly) to English which is why the voiceovers sound so alien

The best part is that most of these foods are available AT THE MOVIE THEATER

Oh dear God, when the narrator said "maybe you'll find the guy of your dreams at this party" I thought he was talking to Jake, and I was taken aback by how inclusive WooHoo was being

“Troom Troom is STILL the worst channel on KZfaq” “WooHoo: it’s Troom Troom, but WORSE” WHICH IS IT JARVIS?? ARE YOU SWINDLING US?? AND WHY HAVNT YOU RESPONDED TO MY DM??

The narrator sounds like a mix between Sonic and Byakuya Togami

Just so you know, WooHoo recently released a video for how to sneak into Troom Troom HQ, so we can go destroy their stuff now

Jarvis "The Rock" Johnson is back!

“Crushing” is a type of fetish video on KZfaq where women step on random objects in high heels. It sounds like they knew that was popular, but thought it was a satisfying thing instead of a fetish.

When I was in my 20s, people used to check my bag all the time for food. Now, no one checks bags. It's not a thing anymore. Maybe certain places do, but I noticed people stopped caring. Theatre are just happy people still go.

14:42 don't you hate when you're trying to watch a movie and the chick who brought the microwave to the theater is just filling the room with *_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-_*

When Jarvis says “hey” at the beginning he sounds like he’s trying to sell you drugs

Theater: has Anti-Jake signs on the wall Jake: *Huh, I wonder what's that for*

“the sound of snack wrappers is more relaxing than meditation!” well maybe i’ll just quit therapy and use ~snack wrappers~ to cure my anxiety great idea thanks WooHoo for saving me money on therapy-

why does woohoo's narrator sound like sour cream from steven universe I'm scared

Stop trying to convince me to buy a Jean jacket it’s not gonna work.

**Insert sims joke here**

WooHoo is when two sims love eachother really much...

13:35 12-6 elbows are banned by the mma. this lady really pulled a whole man disposal move on this random dude

I wonder if these people are ever ashamed to be in these annoying, horrible skits

Jarvis: "IDK what WooHoo is.." Simmers: 😏💜

0:20 I was expecting him to say "I'm Jarvis, and this is my Johnson". It took me a second to realize how wrong that sounded.

The second I heard woohoo the sims 4 music played in the back of my head and lemme tell u it was like being hit by a train.

Can we just admire that is written "Puerto Mexico" on the shirt of Adam Biggs from the movie poster?

This sounds like a story written by AI and acted by humans verbatim... like drunk history, but AI

There are so many golden lines in this video, I guess that’s why they call it Jarvis Johnson... *gold*

8:10 Bored guy: "Here, look at my invisible watch." Friend: Looks at own invisible watch. Props department fail.

oh no I wasn't gold enough all I see is a black screen and the only sound is Jarvis berating my weakness

Jarvis: What is WOOHOO? Sims players: 👁👄👁

I love how woohoo shows every least efficient way when all you have to do is bring a bag

5:07 it sounds like a sim conversation 😭😭

If you’re reading this, You’re premium

making one video into two. now that's the kinda magic you get with Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

something tells me he knew this girl worked at the theater and he hoped he'd get free movies and snacks for life, but then he got a bad case of diarrhea at the party and dropped his phone in the toilet so he couldn't text her back and it became this whole thing

7:49 "why is there a no jake sign on the wall 😭"

“You might even meet the guy of your dreams on the dance floor” D-did they just make the main character gay?

I think i shit my pants laughing at, "Emotional Support Microwave."

I actually once saw a story on Reddit where someone had gotten their first job at a movie theater. At some point OP asked their trainer what they do if someone tries to sneak food into the cinema, I kid you not, the trainer tells OP that the concept of that is a myth and the theater doesn't actually care if people bring their own food to the movies. (I also looked it up and it's actually true, nowadays you can just bring your own snacks to the movie theater)

4:40 "tell me about it ME and my Friends come here all the time, it's my first time" are we not going to mention this

Jarvis is the only person who looks completely normal with AND without his glasses.

Ok so I’m like 90% sure the security guard is the same person as sushi girl… does anyone else see it?

me not realizing gold was a whole different channel 👁👄👁

No one: Sim Fans: ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES

Damn this was a long trip. Almost died on the way here.

I hate knowing that there’s an interconnected “cinematic” universe of troom troom channels making that much money

6:07 every guy in slavic countries dances like this at a club

Tell me why that “club” looks like the announcements room in my old elementary school during the carnival night.

Breaking news: Woman arrested for manslaughter after breaking neck of movie-goer

Using this time to let everyone know that if you sneak food in to the theatre and throw it into their trash cans, employees have a chance of getting fired so when sneaking food in, please wait until you get home before throwing the trash away. Thank you.

don't mind me just.. 9:02

honestly having been hit on by someone as intense as these characters I can say that the multiple texts per minute and the 'why don't you reply' are entirely accurate

Is no one gonna talk about how he went to the movies with a girl (his gf??) who just vanishes into thin air when he sees the other girl he met at the party yesterday? Did she leave? Did he perform a magic trick to turn her into a bouquet of flowers?? What's going on? Also, why would he give the girl who controls the tickets A MOVIE TICKET AS A PRESENT? What is she going to do with that? So much to unpack

That club has those weird classroom ceilings with the panels you can poke up with a pencil

4:42 “Last week my friend’s and I came here 3 times! It’s my first time coming.” Umm, excuse me?! Did they not even watch this after editing?

haven't played The Sims in years but I still remembered what woohoo meant😂

Hi Jarvis, I’m in the Troomlish club at my school. “Woo Hoo” is the formal way of saying Troom Troom in Troomlish, therefore, this is the business channel of the 2.

The perks of this channel: you see him without a Jean jacket 😮

The way Jarvis greets his audience is so welcoming and wholesome.

Gosh the trip was more difficult then my dad explaining his way to school.

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We not even gonna talk about the guy (12:20 guy in red) just reading a paper?

15:37 sweet kicks, bug-boy!

*Worse* than Troom Troom? Worse?! Do I need to have my eyes checked? Edit: It's worse than Troom Troom

The security guard in this video was the "Japaneese" person in the TroomTroom video.

“Me and my friends have been here three times. It’s my first time” ???

People buy NFTs so I fully believe people would pay $50 for a business class that saves them $5.

Can we just take note that they changed the greatest showman’s face to some random guy like they did Sonic’s

When they went "Maybe even meet the guy of your dreams" while focusing on the dude I thought it meant HE was gonna meet the guy of his dreams. Sadly it ended up straighter than that.

not me looking through the comments trying to find someone to explain the dialogue at 4:35

0:10 oh i thought he was boutta be like, "actually, i like this tea, sooooo.. yeah. sorry!" or smth like that..

ok nobody’s saying it why isn’t anyone saying it? WOOHOO IS SIM SEX

I almost feel like this is some sort of Troom Troom parody. They aren’t even pretending any of this makes sense anymore. At least Troom Troom provides a solution to a problem that doesn’t really exist. This channel is taking a “problem” that exists and providing no real viable solution.

I can't believe you made this video in 45 seconds that's very impressive

5:55 he probably wasn't ready because he was anticipating being shot down.. I mean to be fair it makes sense

That texting woman looks like she probably really likes Japanese food

I buy Joinen's "worms pandemic" theory about the life hack universe more with each passing day.

I wonder if anyone tried calling that number 😂 10:07

PLEASE THE "Ah... Beverage. " MADE ME CACKLE MY HUMOR IS BROKEN

I'm not sure if Jarvis has a natural smile or just smiles everytime he's on camera (Edit) maybe he just genuinely likes making these videos which makes me happy he's happy

I never got a drink. your secretary is horrible

“This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!”

It’s actually so easy to sneak food into a theater. Wear something with pockets, bring a purse. Drinks are a bit trickier, but if you have inside pockets you can probably fit a bottle into one of them. Or you could just pay for the drinks the theater offers, you’ll get free refills if you do that.

7:44 losing my mind over “and this guy has nothing to do with our story!” like WHAT😭

Anyone else gonna say "beverage" after taking a sip of their drink now?

"Oh, no food, i thought it was a No Ryan sign" I did too 😂😂😂

Is that poster of “The WooHoomen” supposed to be “The Kingsman”? Cause either way it upsets me and makes me physically aggressive. Sick Dab tho