oh man i just realized the strawberry bit got super messed up at the end. no idea how that happened. sorry if it looks weird!

"It tastes like... nothing" a horrifying sentence in these times

Getti is seven year old me making “potions” out of the stuff in my bathroom

9:35 Must be because of the one cheeto missing cause you ate it. That's my theory.

There’s just something viscerally terrifying about a razor blade in a strawberry

whenever you see witches boiling something in a cauldron in a movie, flaming hot cheetos mac n cheese is always what's in there

"This will release the sugars" You know what else would release the sugars in recipes? Just straight up sugar. Also, please don't put sugar in pasta, wtf.

The camera man sounds like he has no idea what the hell she's doing, but she seems so happy about it so he does his best to get into it too.

Is nobody going to tell soggy potato chips girl that... instant mashed potatoes exist-

The cameraman definitely has the energy of a boyfriend/husband that 100% doesn’t get the point of what she’s doing or even enjoy it, but is just trying his best. Like a dad watching his 5-year-old do something they are proud of.

These videos make me feel like I'm watching my weird cousin make a soap potion then blaming it all on me even tho I'm 24 💀

Funfact! Most food cooking accounts are actually fetish pages for foodplay.

Those recipes from getti is what you would expect from a 6 year old saying how they will "make the best dinner ever without eating gross vegetables" while they are refusing to eat their vegetables because they dont taste like candy

They literally make instant mashed potatoes in a bag that you add to water and they're like a dollar so the fact that she's using a 3 dollar bag of chips to get a less desirable result makes me scream.

I just love it when people do that thing where they say “she did this” or “she did that” but they’re talking about themselves

My grandmother taught me the whipped coffee thing a while ago, but made it into hot coffee. So here’s an actually useful recipe to make a nicer instant coffee: put 2 spoonfuls of instant coffee and 2-and-a-little-more spoonfuls of sugar in a mug (preferably not a huge mug as that’ll make it harder to whip later) and then add the tiniest bit of water, like maybe a small spoon’s worth of warm water. When you mix the coffee and sugar, there should only be enough water to make it into a slightly wet clump (sounds gross but I couldn’t find a better word). Start mixing the coffee and sugar and water in the mug vigorously with a spoon for a few minutes, until it’s gone from a dark brown clump to a nice light colored thick mixture. Hold the mug with the mixture over the sink and start pouring hot milk into the mug and then move the container of hot milk upwards so you’re pouring from about a foot or two above the mug (that’s why you do it over the sink). At the end you’ll have a really nice creamy coffee with a nice layer of foam at the top. It’s really rich and sweet and not suuuuper time consuming (especially if you put an electric mixer in the mug, though you’ll only be able to fit one of the two whisks in there)

You have a keen eye Jarvis, to be able to tell that the spaghetti was uncooked

We salute your sacrifice.

If I had a nickel for every recipe in this video that required pouring an entire bag of chips into boiling water, I would have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

4:36 it’s more like “this salad needs something” and then adding another salad with different dressing

Getty’s cameraman sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint and forced to react in any way he can

Wouldn’t it make more sense to just ground the Cheetos up and fold them into the cheese? She just boiled all the flavor out.

My husband normally doesn’t like watching commentary youtubers with me but he was CRYING laughing at this video 😂❤️

5:09 I'm gonna literally add insult to injury. Cheetos are just corn chips covered in a flavor powder made of Monosodium Glutamate Mac’n Cheese Powder Related Spices You could legit just make a bowl of homemade Cheeto dust, and pour it onto the Macaroni when it's being covered in it's cheese. Mix thoroughly and boom

This is prison food. That's what it is. Not cafeteria prison food, but like the sorts of meals you prepare when the only ingredients you have access to are what you can get from commissary or a snack machine and maybe it's a minimum security place where they let you have access to a hot water pot or something.

"It tastes like nothing." That's your taste buds shutting down so you needn't endure the abhorrent taste of that... lets just call it the apocalypse in food form.

i’m sorry i cannot get past even just the COLOUR of the cheetos like that shit looks radioactive to me as a brit

10:50 that sounded like Russian roulette but strawberry addition

I think the point of the strawberry one was actually just to give your strawberries trauma so your dish has character development

"i hate peeling potatoes because i have the fine motor skills of a 5 year old so i boil potato chips" MA'AM JUST BUY INSTANT MASHED POTATOES I'M BEGGING YOU

Fun fact: Whipped coffee is called dalgona coffee, it also comes from Argentina (that’s how I know about it). Ps:I find it rlly funny how popular it became in such a little amount of time!

Getti: buys a $4 bag of lime hot cheetos. One lime: 50 cents

why would she say “here is a life hack!” and “don’t try this at home!” what am I supposed to do, Getti

can we just apperciate how he puts a warning for the razor blades, like most youtubers dont acknowledge they should put a warning but he did-

I love the 'astute observer' in the background. "Pours" -"OOOH THAT WAS FROM THE POWDER"

*Only the OGs know that Getti stole and wrongly misappropriated that spaghetti from Kays Cooking. What a injustice to not only mankind, but the earth*

You know you’re in for a ride when the first words are have you ever wanted flaming hot soup?

"She boiled THAT in a bag of CHIPS" has the same energy as "Tony Stark was able to build this in a CAVE, with a bunch of SCRAPS".

The people wasting food for views KILLS MY SOULS. Great episode, dude!

The spaghetti wrapped in meat is a meme. It started with Kay's cooking and has been spoofed by many people. She's definitely in on it here.

A better option would be simply crush a whole bag of Flammin' Hot Cheetos and put it in already done Mac N'Cheese like a decent person

Hey Jarvis love the video! Couldn’t finish it because I vomited!

getti spaghetti is an almost exact recreation of kays cooking's spaghetti other than the nerds and stuff. kays cooking just threw some uncooked tomato sauce at the end

And I've been secretly making tomato soup from pasta sauce like a degenerate but this is beyond my abilities...

Getti's cameraman sounds like he's being held at gunpoint.

Someone tell Getti that There is actually official Flaming Hot Mac and Cheese in stores and that she didn’t have to ruin poor bags of Cheetohs

21:52 the sweat on his forehead, why does he do these things to himself

Whipped coffee feels very much like the result of someone watching cafecito being made and thinking "Wow that's really cool, but what if we ruined it by replacing the espresso with milk?"

Getti didn't just come to the US, she was expelled from Bulgaria for insulting so many chefs with her food

getti’s “recipes” remind me of when 9 year old me and my friends would make “soup” out of whatever shit we could find in my kitchen and put it in a cup and make the other person drink it and whoever got the other to refuse to drink it won

22:09 this is such a weird flip of Coffee with whipped creme on top.

“Why did we do all of this work to just mix it in with milk” because I had whipped coffee straight not realizing I was supposed to put it in milk and it made me so hyper that I was sweating for 3 hours and rethought all my life decisions based around caffeine 🤣

With the strawberry razor blade thing, I thought she was going to try some sick Russian roulette type of thing where there is one strawberry that has a razor blade and the rest don't. So by comparison, what she actually ended up doing is actually quite tame in comparison.

I feel so antagonized by these tiktoks. I know it's just ladies trolling for attention but there's something about them intentionally ruining food in their identical middle class kitchens that feels like they're mocking poor people.

I really love when Tiktok America discovers the most basic things. I am Italian and here in some caffés you can actually find big bowls of "whipped coffee" and you can add a spoon of it to your espresso/latte or whatever. Here we make it like this: you make some regular coffee, then pour it into a bowl, add some sugar and then mix it really fast (it's like whipped cream so you have to whip it, lol) and we call it literally "coffee cream" because we add it on top of hot coffees. We even use it as frosting for cakes or just enjoy it with some chocolate powder/syrup. It's delicious :)

We had a big food scare here in Australia a few years ago because people where hiding needles and razor blades in strawberries and this reminds me of that (The price of strawberries like, plummeted and everyone was freaking out, it was a whole thing)

I had to Google Getti's world record. She hula hooped the largest hula hoop. What's more impressive to me is that the record holder for the longest time hula hooping is 100hrs, in which the woman slept for only for 4 hrs during the session, bled from friction about half way through, and raised almost $5k for mental health awareness

I bet that Getti Spaghetti was inspired by Kay's Cooking. The woman would wrap minced meat around dry spaghetti and bake in the oven until the spaghetti turned into pure carbon

"its like pudding" has to be the most vile description ive ever heard for what was once hot cheetos

“Oh! That’s from the powder!” Is now my favorite line. Thank you Camera Man

For a couple moments on the strawberry one I fully thought this was some new kind of Russian roulette where you have to eat one of the strawberries and pray it doesn't have a razor blade inside.

The craziest thing to me about Getti's hot cheetos mac n cheese is that instead of doing the logical thing, which is just crushing up the cheetos into a fine powder to add AFTER the macs are cheesed... she boils them down into a lumpy neon lava that eclipses the miniscule amount of cheese sauce. You can't drain water from mush at that point.

the whole thing about the chips omelette comes originally from spain. it is based on a real hack for making fast tortilla espanol, which calls for small cut fried potatoes, for which potato chips are the ideal workaround. normally you only just mix the ingredients in the chips bag and pour the whole thing in a pan and fry it both sides, or you can also bake it in a heat proof cast iron pan in the oven.

21:26 Yes! How To Cook That has prepared to debunk this hack! You would not be able to whip coffee grounds, sugar and water into a foam, because it's the fat in cream that makes it foamy. The fat content needs to be a certain percentage (I think it's around 30%, but I don't remember the actual number) in order for you to whip it up; the same logic applies to frosting by the way. In order for the coffee whip to work, try adding heavy cream instead of water.

This feels like when kids throw random stuff together to make a “potion”

I feel like Jarvis missed a huge thing with putting in those lime Cheetos "for s hint of lime". When was the last time someone was eating their Mac and cheese and said, " man, I really wish this Mac and cheese had a hint of lime it in!"

18:09 i saw this one when i was watching some facebooks on my mom’s phone and my god it was so disgusting i hate it

These receipts are just like something I'd cook when I'm drunk, actually maybe I have????

These types of tik toks confuse me. They're made by these weird gen-x'ers that have such heavy fellow kids energy I can't fathom any teenager watching them, and yet they are immensely popular.

Ghetti has the energy of that one adorable friend that’s always doing the strangest shit, and you always look at with an uncomfortable smile and pat them on the head.

Fun fact: Chubrica is used for seasoning bread. Yea we use it to make sandwiches and sometimes season eggs w it

Rumor has it that Jarvis is still whipping that coffee foam to this day.

About boiling a bag of Lays being unhealthy, if someone boils a bag of Lays, he's already beyond saving.

JARVIS. IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC AND THE WHIPPED COFFEE GAVE US A LITTLE JOY. GIVE US A BREAK.

we had a weird mass hysteria scare about needles in strawberries here in australia a couple years ago and this is too reminiscent of that 10:07

They could’ve like crushed the cheetos at least so they wouldn’t have to spread the image of cheetos being boiled in water as they become powder-less.

Try one eating one of these tik tok foods and you'll end up in a Chubbyemu video

The worst thing about these cooking hacks are that there are actual good ones on TikTok. But do you see that cooking channel’s wonderful, delicious lamb recipe? No. You see flaming hot Cheeto soup

That first one is basically an upgraded version of Kay's Cooking spaghetti bolognese.

Because of this video whenever I eat chips now I can't help but think about that woman who boiled those chips

Hey Jarvis quick fyi. As a Bulgarian I have to agree with Getti that Chibritsa is indeed the superior version Basil. Everything else she does is idiotic though

im fasting rn for ramadhan but after watching this im not so hungry anymore so thanks :)

22:50 sir that is not coffee with milk in it thats milk with coffee in it

"Oh did I say liquid? Not anymore. 😐😳 It's solid. And i'm sorry." Immediately followed by "..i kinda wanna take off the lid n touch it"

This isn't cooking, this is chemistry. Cooking is edible.

The coffee hack is actually how you make Dalgona coffee so it's a legit recipe. The extra work adds to the flavor and it doesn't really take too long if you go fast with the whip :D

the ad placement being RIGHT as the nerds come into frame, while you are still barely able to process what you are seeing and left to wait as you ponder what fucking rainbow boxed treat is about to be poured into this dish only to reveal fucking N E R D S, was amazing

This is the dystopian future of food

I don't think she said, "notice how the pasta is uncooked" for the people watching, I think she said it so that the cameraman would know because he probably didn't.

This is the Gen Z version of those weird gelatin monstrosities from the 50s.

the most apauling thing about the potato chip soup is YOU CAN BUY PRE MADE MASHED POTATOES

Craziest part they actually just sell the flaming hot Cheeto mac and cheese now.

As an actual chef, I find this existencially horrifying.

I wasn't watching the strawberry one, just listening, so I heard 'put a razor blade in a strawberry, put the strawberry in a bowl of strawberries without blades, and mix them up.' And I thought we were about to play strawberry Russian roulette.

The strawberry one is just dangerous honestly.

god that poor wooden spoon

Imagine if they showed these recipes to Gordon Ramsey

"You know what else could add a hint of lime...? Lime..." I'm actually dead

One of my go-to meals back when my mental health was really bad was basically that potato chip omelet thing- it's surprisingly good (admittedly, I did not boil mine in the chips bag, but you know. Same diff.)

As someone who has made deviled eggs on the floor of my dorm room (put a trash bag down underneath) I have fond memories of this chaotic shit. Good times.