Words With Man’s Best Friends

Words With Man’s Best Friends | Hashtag Wars |

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21 күн бұрын

In honor of man’s best friend, tonight’s Hashtag War is #DogQuotes! Play along with Taylor Tomlinson, Rich Eisen, Katherine Blanford, and Bert Kreischer in the comments below! One of our favorites will be featured on tomorrow’s After Midnight! The panelist with the lowest score at the end of the round is eliminated.
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@megancarroll 19 күн бұрын

“To pee or not to pee…that is the question” 🐕 #dogquotes

@reticentman1042 19 күн бұрын

Elementary, my dear dachshund.

@brentkelsay3439 19 күн бұрын

I say Whippet. Whippet good! 🎶

@AisuruMirai 19 күн бұрын

"Mr. Corgi-chev, tear down this wall!" #DogQuotes

@JeffSchall 19 күн бұрын

Keep your littermates close, but the damned cat closer. #DogQuotes

@josefmanga 19 күн бұрын

"Bark softly and throw a big stick." from the bullydog pulpit of Teddy Woofsevelt. #DogQuotes

@richpeltier9519 19 күн бұрын

The thing most people don't realize about Bert is, he hasn't even written his best bit yet. That won't come until his youngest gets her first arrest. Can't wait for that story.

@JeffSchall 19 күн бұрын

Hell hath no fury like a chihuahua scorned. #DogQuotes

@alexperaza9475 19 күн бұрын

"No one cared who I was until I put on the cone" #DogQuotes

@BigMcLargeHuge__ 19 күн бұрын

We choose to go to the porch! Not because it is easy but because we want to bark!

@angelaglaros 19 күн бұрын

I heard this in JFK’s accent

@tupac1971ever 7 күн бұрын

Ask not what your puppy can do for you, ask what you can do for your puppy.

@brandonguthrie6511 19 күн бұрын

#DogQuotes "I like big barks and I can not lie."

@hexreviews 19 күн бұрын

Had I loved you less, I could have talked about it - squirrel!

@EthanT52718 19 күн бұрын

"You had me at "Woof"" #DogQuotes

@brentkelsay3439 19 күн бұрын

"...and don't call me Sheltie"

@JeffSchall 19 күн бұрын

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're gonna get poisoned. #DogQuotes

@wm.danielrosenmund9964 19 күн бұрын

Speak! Softly, and carry a big stick

@TabethaAurochs 19 күн бұрын

"The Dog abides." #DogQuotes

@theladyhamlet 19 күн бұрын

My husband's aunt had a dog named "The Dude", and when we got married, she officiated, and we created "The Church of the Abiding Dude." We recited the tenets of the new church, and to each one, the responsorial (at our rehearsal dinner) was, "The dude abides." It was magical. 😂

@AisuruMirai 19 күн бұрын

"Dog is my copilot." #DogQuotes

@marcsimard9994 19 күн бұрын

Hakuna Muttata Frankly, I don’t give a Dalmatian Faster than a speeding bulldog

@tupac1971ever 7 күн бұрын

And they call it puppy love

@JeffSchall 19 күн бұрын

Beg, and it shall be given you; dig, and you shall find. #DogQuotes

@EthanT52718 19 күн бұрын

"There’s no place like the dog park" #dogquotes

@billcarr9902 19 күн бұрын

Beam me up, Scottie

@ColinFilm 19 күн бұрын

"I want you to draw me like one of your French bulldogs." #DogQuotes

@JonnyStarwind 19 күн бұрын

I have a dream, that one day, I'll catch that tail. #DogQuotes

@KKAkuoku 19 күн бұрын

Don’t know if I like Hashtag Wars so close to the end, but I appreciate the experimentation

@zoelee4990 15 күн бұрын

I’m not a fan.

@JeffSchall 19 күн бұрын

I have a dream that my four little puppies will one day live in a household where they will not be judged by the color of their poop but by the content of their tail wags. #DogQuotes

@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 18 күн бұрын

"It was the best of times, it was SQUIRREL!" #dogquotes

@justincastillogayray 19 күн бұрын

#DogQuotes "Who runs the world? Squirrels!"

@brentkelsay3439 19 күн бұрын

Shih Tzu happens

@margaretbear 19 күн бұрын

OMG, the whole time I was wondering, "what the hell happened to Hashtag Wars? Did they skip it??"

@CajunCraft24 19 күн бұрын

Bert belongs in last place.

@theladyhamlet 19 күн бұрын

#DogQuotes "The greatest glory in living lies not in never missing the ball, but in fetching it every time we miss."

@josefmanga 19 күн бұрын

Give me snausage or give me death. #DogQuotes

@charmallory5905 19 күн бұрын

I think, therefore I poop

@davidarcus5131 19 күн бұрын

Very roughly translated from the French: Je pense, donc je poup-on.

@theladyhamlet 19 күн бұрын

#DogQuotes "I was the best of boys, I was the worst of boys..."

@heatheredell1818 19 күн бұрын

To chase or not chase the ball

@charmallory5905 19 күн бұрын

Ask not what your dog can do for you, ask what you can do for your dog #dogquotes

@Redmenace96 19 күн бұрын

RE is smokin' the scoring. If he were on Celebrity Jeopardy, I think he would win, too. (I know that outscoring actors and dingbat internet influencers is no accomplishment, but it says something.)

@petecoogan 19 күн бұрын

Bond with my dog? He does like 007 movies

@JohnWilsonComicsGuy 19 күн бұрын

"Sleeping stretched out on your side of the bed when it's your bedtime is my way of showing I love you...and that Mommy is mine!" #DogQuotes

@carlosleger8475 19 күн бұрын

“It’s a ruff life” #dogquotes

@davemoore1233 19 күн бұрын

I love the smell of poop in the morning #DogQuotes

@Tonyhouse1168 19 күн бұрын

“I’m the king of the dog park!!!” #DogQuotes

@turkicnomad5632 Күн бұрын

Katherine really came through with that manic episode

@DABA2024 17 күн бұрын

“Please don’t leave me alone with Drake”

@heatheredell1818 19 күн бұрын

I am doug, and i ove you

@nbuehster 19 күн бұрын

I was wondering what happened to Hashtag Wars. I thought they weren't going to do it on this episode.

@nbuehster 18 күн бұрын

I bet there are a lot of viewers who wished Bert wasn't eliminated, and wanted a little more of him. I'm not one of them.

@brentbuckalew5131 19 күн бұрын

I was kinda worried that you wouldn't do it.

@clairebenson8092 19 күн бұрын

Give me milk bone or give me death #dogquotes

@andrewbaker5493 19 күн бұрын

Ask not what your dog park can do for you, ask what you can do for your dog park! #DogQuotes

@josefmanga 19 күн бұрын

Ich bein ein German Shepherd. #DogQuotes

@AdrianColley 19 күн бұрын

The German for German Shepherd is Schäferhund.

@josefmanga 19 күн бұрын

Ich bein ein schnauzer. #DogQuotes

@thisandthat8686 19 күн бұрын

Bert is Americas cultural divide.

@mipmipmipmipmip 19 күн бұрын

Voulez vous labrador avec moi tonight

@DABA2024 17 күн бұрын

Bert can’t stop with the hacky bullshit even if he wants to. Really pathetic.

@benchiaase 19 күн бұрын

They reformatted the show. Feels weird. :/

@TheSocratease 19 күн бұрын

Katherine's voice is really annoying.

@FaddahSteveYuetsuWolf 19 күн бұрын

he was not the good boy we wanted, nor was he the good boy we deserved, but he is the good boy we need. #DogQuotes #HashTagWars @AfterMidnightCBS

@luizajobim6542 19 күн бұрын

my adhd ass didn’t even realize we’d skipped hashtag wars 😭😭😭😭😭😭 but I kinda loved it being at the end, brings some desperate chaos to it 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌