What's the difference between 6 kills and a joke about a long tank? One's a top gun. The other's a Tog pun.

I have a secret shame I want to admit - I adopted a TOG some time ago. It looked so sad and lonely on the poster in the british tech tree, and wargaming would even let me pet him at a discount, so I didnt hesitate for a moment, and became a proud owner of a young healthy TOG with a grey overall finish. I loved how he would rotate the earth like a giant hamster ball to get itself into combat, pumping out tear-inducing levels of rage and awesome in every conceivable direction (including vertically up and down) and sumo wrestling the opposition into submission. But you see, there is a dark secret behind our relationship, for that gold didnt come from my wallet. Oh no... It came from placement in Wargaming event. An artillery event. The TOG was sponsored by a clicker scumbag. So every time the Brit goes on a romp, somewhere in the depths of the hangar where the tanks go after retirement, the old SU-122A dons his uniform, brushes his grey beard and sips from a martini glass filled with internet tears mixed with crushed hopes and dreams. He spitshines every award, and watching the game from an armchair, occasionally whispers "Go get them, little comrade." Also, I lied and feel no shame whatsoever *sips from martini glass* mmm, vintage and bitter. I swear they get better every year.

I know this is an old video but I had a friend that has now passed away that had a saying that very definitely fits the TOG... TOG is the drum major of it's own fun parade.

some people Say that he can take infinite damage , the only thing we know , He's called the TOG!

TOG is leaving us. I hope you have a safe trip back to the sea, TOG.

How to identify whether a replay is from NA? Check for trashtalk in the chat. How to identify whether a replay is from EU? Check for people complaining about the polish in the chat. How to identify whether a replay is from SEA? There's barely any talking, and if there is, half the time it's not english.

The funny thing is that in the second game, the other team could have won at almost any time by capping since the TOGs would never have reached the cap circle in time. Great video, by the way.

there were 3 TOGs in the platoon. HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

Tog = train in norwegian :D

It's also been far too long since I commented on a Jingles video... Hi Jingles!

I like the TOG. Probably the single tank i have a good chance to hit while firing on the move with my KV-2.

TOG is the Dalek of world of tanks.

Best tank to practice for the upcoming WoWS.

I once got into a match with 4 togs on our team, 3 man platoon and a loner, it was the happiest moment of my life.

I love your soothing story telling voice, it makes me sleepy.I'm going to play this when i go to sleep

We need more content of this glorious machine! Thank you Jingles.

Togs are like elephants... They never forget. And never forgive!

TOG is never late, just everybody else is early :D

haha, have to love the TOG. On the SEA sever, used to do 'sync drops' with several TOG platoons from time to time just for fun. One game, we dropped 3 platoons of TOGs into one game... we lined up 9 TOGs and rolled in a line across the map - much laughs were had as enemy tanks vapourised in single volleys

I think this is the last time you gave us a TOG video. Jingles I am disappointed this needs to be seen again, unless the TOG's been nerfed and I missed it because of something.

I think EU server is the most friendly (despite SIEMKA KTO PL power!) Because: Russians: Teamkilling 24/7 NA players: As seen in the video EU: Some actual respect for players. NEVER SEEN KOREAN AND SEA SERVERS , THANK YOU I mean we have bad guys too but its far better than the other servers,

I HAVE JOINED THE GLORIUS TOG LANDSHIP FORCES

Damn,i love the TOG videos,they always make me smile and laugh as soon as i see the first TOG. But you really should have changed the Intro to "Welcome to World of TOG with the Mighty Jingles"

Jingles, I found myself smiling today, and all you had to do was post this video with the title "World of Tog" I've enjoyed all your Tog vid's, and I thank you for them! Be well good Sir!

Drinking alcohol and watching TOG II videos with Jingles. Now THAT'S how you spend an evening.

Thank you for Tog, Uncle Jingles. It really changes the mood of an afternoon :D

Brutal honesty Mr.Jingles.

I found the Jumbo driver, 746 battles, 39.81% win rate...... Hellcat driver, 3,236 battles, 44.31% win rate....... Part of their current clan rules: 2. Have sportsmanship(we all have bad game,teams,days don't bring others into it.) 3. Don't be a Jerk to others even if they start something.

When he said 'it's a little known fact that the suspension of Tog is actually lubricated with the tears of his victims' i couldn't stop laughing a hahahahaah

"Tracks lubricated with the tears of its victims." Jingles, you're so poetic...

Best comments from Jingles ever :D I really enjoyed this vid man, TOG platoons are hilarious :)

RU players < NA players < siemka.

i've actually watched this on QB's stream it's pretty old. their 2nd mission was to defend the M8A1 :D

"We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Tog"....dammit now that song is gonna be stuck in my head all day.

Hi Jingles, I've been following QB's stream for a little while now, and just recently subbed to your YT channels. 1st vid I watch, but looking forward to see more

Yeah, the trash talking in na is very common, I have dealt with a lot of it in my french tanks, people saying im shit cause I have under half win rate at tier 6, I have owned multiple tanks, sometimes buying them again later, thats the reason why I have over 2000 battles with a 45 percent win rate, it sucks but hey, I get stuck in matches full of derp tards.

They should really add the Sherman Firefly at tier 6 as a premium it has a very similar gun to the tog

This one is a gem. Great vid.

Makes me think of a line in an old song: "They cried 'Here comes the British Navy sailing on the land!'". It's from "The Tanks That Broke The Ranks Out In Picardy" which is from... 1916 I think.

Seeing that NA server players, you suddenly feel the urge to stop complaining about the Eu servers :D 810 damage in a hetzer must be a mastery badge over there :D

Do Europeans think America is the only country in North America?

HOOOOOOOLY SMOKE. I am getting myself a TOG from oct mission and i'm never going to stop playing him.

Be nice to see one of these again. . .

I need this tank :-(

Not everybody loves the TOG :/ a KV2 blocked me, said he hates my TOg...i blew his tracks off and wanted to go but he plants a 152mm shell into me, i burn, i do not bother to extinguish for him and he gets banned for 1400 Teamdamage :)

Finaly another TOG video yay

Happy to see jingles take HMS Pointless out for a cruise. But I must say that kind of talk never happened when I played on the NA or WOT in general. Everyone talked using leet or grid coordinates.

I apologize for my American brothers and sisters in chat but know some like me are actually nice.

NA Server = People say a bunch of stupid shit RU Server = People do a bunch of stupid shit SEA Server = Super Elite Asians driving around in golden T-54's EU Server = ?????????

It's not just you, Jingles. When trash-talkers get served up to the WoT Gods, as you say, "It makes me happy in my funny places."

This has been really long toguesday for me! Thanks for vid ;)

Heh Hetzer player: I did 810 dmg! I did great! So he have to hit 2 times with HE, great success

I was playing in a tier VI game with my TOG one day and the enemy TOG said,"TOG truce?" I replied,"Sure!" Later that match we drove by each other with a smile. I love my TOG.

Famous last words: "It's only a TOG..."

Ah, the TOG II. A tank I love but will never own. They make great spotters as they have a knack for finding all the carnage.

YES NEW WORLD OF TOG :P Keep them coming Jingles

Im watching this from 2017....Jingles you sound so different...so young. Its weird since i started watching you in maybe mid-late 2015

TOG platoon plus Jingle's Commentary = ROFL

TOG is best tank. TOG takes on all challenges and Tog wins in one way or another. TOG videos are best videos as well :) I love the TOG and I love your videos

Oh Jingles, why must you be so wonderful...

This was beautiful!

The commentary dialogue on this video is awesome! TOGx3 Rules!

I love my TOG. If u have a supporting team its great fun to play it. Never been in a TOG Platoon yet ... but one day i will ... looking forward to it. I love all those TOG Vids :-)

Saw this on stream, it was a glorious occasion :P

Jingles, i like your sense of humor! :)

So excited when I saw the Title in my feed. :):)

I love it when you point out a random person on the other team, telling them that you will kill them, then they are your only kill :)

Love when I get into a game with a TOG. Wish I had the gold to buy one and just derp around with my brother. 2 man TOG platoon!

Poor Jingles sounds like he needs to spend some time in the salt mines himself. He can barely talk over that cold. Also, WANT A TOG next month.

Hey Jingles you should check out the new sound files for warthunder aircraft guns coming up in 1.43. Its amazing. Love your videos. (tog is life)

Finally broke down and bought a Tog for my friend and I. HMS Dreadnought and HMS Warspite is now in service for the Royal Navy. God save the Queen!

Gotta love a good bit of tog

Best kind of video!!!

Someone needs to make The Wizard of Tog, i wont hesitate buying tickets to watch that live

"tog is very much like a wizard..." jingles, i died laughing at that!

I bought a tog after watching the first few videos Jingles put up so long ago about them... no regrets :)

The huuuuuge ammo pool of TOG 2 was not mentioned and I think it really worths a mention :)

My call sign for the Pz. Sfl. IVc is 'Toaster', lol. I mean, look at it! It looks like a massive, gray toaster with a gun! Name suits it well.

yay finally a new tog video :)

I think I almost DIED of laughter watching this. The whole "Tog will now talk in 3rd person" and the sweet irony of that last game had me in tears.

tog is never late... omg that made my day the lotr quote is all i needed :P

I get such nostalgia from watching this. :'(

Oh look, Jumbo and Hellcat were in platoon.

Imagine this amount of TOGs on random battles in the end of October

I once took down TOG by my self in a wolverine. Granted he was on half health after the guys that came with me took care of him, but him and his buds had left me the only one standing, and I managed to get TOG and the other three all by my self before the cavalry arrived.

TOG is like Jingles' videos. Slow, way too long and not very good. But we love it anyway for some reason.

Jingles, you TOGGED this one.

You're a wizard toggy!

Now that the TOG is an endangered species we need a new video...I just bought one and I love it! I have a 46% overall wn rate which is awful but I have won 9 of the 11 battles I have fought in it so far....great tank!

"What time is?"..."Adventure Time?" "No you twit it's Tog o' clock"

As a arty player i see togs as a LST, Large Slow Target, with good profit! But i really Love them so More tog videos pls!

Give that guy in Hellcat some credit. That royal navy comment was actually pretty funny.

Sicerelly congratulations for ur video. I laughed a lot watching u "driving" that TOG, also even learnt a lot as u took the situation funny and patience, specially in the US server :D. Just to say I´m a Russian unexperienced tanker who appreciate T-150 skills hahahaha, however I´d even have laughed having being shooted and masacrated by u indeed, because there´s no point to do anything else. CONTINUE pls.

"if everybody's trash talking as much as they are fighting, you're on the north american server" i resent that. much more trash talking then fighting.

oohhh, this map..... missing it a lot

Tog together with me and see dat i am so swaggy, frikin sick rhymes for dimes all the times. Thx 4 listen took me 10 days to make this comment no hate

Hopefully, there is a mission for TOG. I will have the TOG myself. Finally!

Love your humour mate. Pls keep playing World of Tanks ;)

Who let IkTOG out of the house with no clothes? Someone get that tank something to wear...

Watched QB's release today, YT randomly cues up this epicness