Jingles: "we'll be cutting it down and focusing on the interesting bits" Also Jingles: Not cutting it down because his Seagal commentary became the interesting bit :D

Steven Segal is one of the few people that makes Jean Claude Van Damme (the other incomprehensible 80's action movie actor) look like a decent actor. Not only that, Segal constantly challenged Van Damme to fights until Van Damme got so fed up he called Segal's bluff and Segal ran away, saying Van Damme was too strong.

There are three bright points in "Under Siege": 1) Tommy Lee Jones' acting 2) Gary Busey's acting 3) Erika Eleniak's dancing ;)

Steven Seagal claimed (and I believe continues to claim) that he's immune to being choked unconscious. Gene LeBell was working as a stunt coordinator on one of Seagal's films and challenged him on this. Seagal was almost immediately put into a choke and allegedly left a sticky pungent surprise in his own pants.

I always remeber a tv magazine in the uk once had a caption for one of his movies as something on the lines of "Steven Segal nearly won a best actor in this movie but lost out to a wooden door and a table"

This was probably my best game ever and I love my Missouri!! It is nice that it allowed me to make it to Jingles!!!

Seagals later movies are absolutely hilarious, I have no idea which one was it, they all have extremely generic names, but he literally kills every single villain while sitting down in that movie. There are fights in the movie but as those are stunt guys, they can't defeat the villains because that's the one thing he must do every time himself. And there are several such villains so by the third one you know what is going to happen just because Seagal sits down on a couch. It starts with an incredibly long and boring dialogue and in the end Steven pulls out a gun and shoots the guy. Then a stunt guy stands up from the couch, walks to a car, it cuts to Seagal in a horrible rear projected scene as he drives around to find another villain to kill.

"Don't worry. it's going to be worth it.... In the mean time: Lets talk some more shit about Steven Segal. I'm actually enjoying this, this is great!"🤣

17:06 This is what I most miss about old Missouri. Prior to carrier rework, Missouri AA was basically a no-flight zone. Extremely easy to earn Clear Skies achievements if you spec it for AA.

I recall an old, pre-rework game in an Atlanta on this channel showcasing a guy who sat behind an island for most of the game, depleting entire squadrons that some stubborn soul in a carrier was throwing at him. Patrol fighters dropped overhead every time, every aircraft on the ship thrown at a lone light cruiser, and he took all of 'em down. If he didn't get over 200 aircraft kills, he definitely got close.

that steven seagal rant is legendary XD

Fun fact: The Dupliex is actually a *heavy* cruiser. But since it’s a French CA that isn’t the Algerie, that means it has armour that even an Omaha would balk at 😂

Steven Seagal's Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. He once drove a tank through his ex-wife's house.

Prinz Heinrich: Hey, I'll do the stupidest thing possible here! All the guys from the enemy team: Hold our beers. Really. They are all going full yolo-derp.

There are two main reasons why Under Siege was good. Both of them happened during the cake scene 🤣

Swear to god, I would absolutely love to hear Jingles give another long, impromptu rant about steven seagal or whoever has earned his ire that day, any day of the week. He's really good at it.

Jingles, did you really think we wouldn't comment on the name of that Sinop player in the second battle? The Academy gives thanks Hugh_Jasul for being a proper sport and good natured fellow.

One interesting factoid of Under Siege is that while the movie is set on USS Missouri, the filming location was actually USS Alabama (BB-60).

The first battle was better called as a massive seal clubbing with that colossal paddling

Aaaaaannnnnnnnd......Watch Jingles' inbox be flooded with replays where players massacre entire enemy air fleets🤣

Jingles chuckles could make global thermonuclear war sound entertaining.

What makes those aircraft kills more amazing, is if you know how many aircraft those Carriers actually held at max capacity.. to put it simply, he almost deplaned 3 carriers worth of planes.

Steven Seagal got citadeled by Jingles so many times. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but oof.

Fellow miners, I have a problem. If, hypothetically, someone were to take a break from the Salt Mines to watch a Jingles video during work hours, to what extent would our Overlordliness let that slide? Asking for a friend, of course.

Im glad someone seems to understand my hatred of Steven Segal. Ever since I was a young dwarf, I thought "wow, this person can't act for shit" and everything aboit his being just irritates me because no one else I've met seems to realize just how massive that bag of crap really is. Thank you Jingles. I feel vindicated. Oh also the rest of the video was good too I guess

Also the music video for "If I Could Turn Back Time", directed by American television director Marty Callner, takes place on board the battleship USS Missouri. It depicts Cher and her band performing a concert for the ship's crew. Just saying, I'd rather have a sexy woman wearing a net dress marching on my pixel ship in the port, instead. Or topless Erika Eleniak. She was in the movie too. Am I really asking too much!? 😂😂😂 Only if I'd had the ship at all. 😂❤

Watching the Missouri, flying the Canadian flag, sail through waves of naval stikes and unleashing lead was straight ASMR. I had tingles all up and down my spine.

Fun fact about Under Siege, a fair bit of the movie was filmed aboard USS Alabama, and if you go to the ship today most of the shells you see behind the glass are foam replicas made for the movie. Learned this while volunteering to help restore the ship while stationed in Pensacola.

Fun fact for everyone that wants to annoy Steven Seagal: His surname is actually supposed to be pronounced as SEAGULL. As, according to an interview, he used to pronounce it this way, until he was inspired by a Chagall art exhibit and changed it to sound less Jewish. Which is why I now only pronounce his name as seagull, because I know it would annoy him.

Thank you jingles, you have truly been a molding influence on my development into adulthood, helped to foster my love of history and naval combat. Through the years ive made friends and family from these games and its genuinely all thanks to you. Since i was a 12 year old nerdy kid who thought i was isolated from my peers in my interests and hobbies, to nowadays as an adult exploring the history sites and memorials youve covered over the years. Thank you from the bottom of my heart and I hope you find some joy knowing youve been an amazing influence on many young adults.

I would love to see Jingles talk shit of other actors. This ep. was great!

The German tech tree Depth bomber plane (Tiers V-VII) is the BV-138, its a trimotorseaplane that is capable for maritime patrols, and surprisingly has 2 or 1 depth bombs carried in it.

The Steven Seagal impression on South Park was hilarious! EDIT : I remember when the AA of ships like the Misouri and my Yamato where feared by all carriers. Those where the times. WoWs vets will know.

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LOL, I saw that dog pile while i was in the Navy in Italy, the entire theatre laughed our double snakes off

The WOWS Missouri had or still has another easter egg. In harbor it has the table where the japanese forces surrendered on the starboard upperdeck.

15:40 Actually Jingles I think the current chances of that are zero, since Steven Seagal is currently in Russia and somewhat unlikely to return to US soil any time soon... 🤣

Hell, Jingles, I can hardly imagine the face you would make if you were at Comic-Con and you saw Seagal Jabba-ing his way up to you for your autograph...

Never mind taking the piss out of Seagal, Jingles. Taking the piss out of him is always worthwhile. Besides all of his movies are great comedies (only a tragedy that the lead actor think they are action movies)

What I noticed most about the second game - was that, did the player not know what the right mouse button was for to stop his guns from constantly moving as he turned the ship now and then, and so had to reline the main armament again and again to shoot? He also missed using the O key when his health was getting low, too, allowing more torps and bomber to get through to him . . . And as for the film Under Siege back then - my main memories of the film were not of any acting roles, Jingo - but of Elena Eleniak's lovely bare boobs bouncing around quite beautifully . . . lol . . .

Nice

20 Seconds New personal best. Love your work Jingles, you make making dinner enjoyable.

One of the best narrations of an actor ever. 😂 Battle is just a cherry on the sundae. Jingles should open all future Wows videos with a Steven Seagal fun fact. These fun facts had me in tears. Thank you Jingles, I needed the laugh.

Its actually been a while since ive seen any wows content and i just came across your channel again through this video. Im so glad you're still doing this series, there's always such a calming yet entertaining presence you have, which makes these videos perfect for when I'm studying lol.

Yes, 2 minutes, personal best, love you jingles, never change

Not sure if this counts as a Seagal story, but when I was learning martial arts one of the first things I was taught was self defense. As part of that us students were shown various holds that might be used against us, then taught how to defend against and escape from those holds. One of the holds was developed by Steven Seagal, who claims it's impossible to escape. We were shown it... then immediately taught how to escape it. Wasn't even that difficult, we didn't even linger on it for that long. Apparently though in many of Seagal's movies he can be seen employing this hold, if you ever see him grabbing someone's arm, locking the elbow and wrapping his own arm around it, that's his inescapable hold. So inescapable that highly trained martial artists have to spend all of five minutes being told how to escape it.

Love the Steven Segal bash in this video. Now I'm on my way to go and find the video you recommended.

"kinda short" *Looks at Video length* Nearly half an hour long Hmmm

Thanks for your hard work, 😅 it's a great experience listening to your honest opinion.

segal used to have a place in Montana close to where i live. i installed carpet in his house. he has no personality other than "I'm better than everyone else". the town he lived close to was about 2-3 thousand people and has one main street going though it with shops for about 5-6 blocks. he would come to town in a black suburban with blackout windows and there was a second black suburban in the convoy, both full of armed security guards. he needed them for protection from the local fisherman and tourist, i guess. he would get out and strut down the sidewalk with both SUVs following along holding up traffic. none of the locals liked him in anyway, he was just an arrogant ass that needed attention, he generally never went into the stores to buy anything, just needed to be seen. for a quick comparison, Mel Gibson lived in another similar small town here and the people there liked him. he would talk to people like they were old friends and laugh and tell stories with the people in the bars. no security, no BS, just an actor living an everyday average person's life.

Under 1 minute crowd, reporting in

I now know what I’m watching after this, thanks Jingles. He’s also now an OFFICIAL Citizen of the Russian Federation

To out myself here: I liked the voiceover in wows of seagal. Best thing he ever did. But Cappy is for sure the best voiceover in wows ever.

I once shot down like 72 aircraft in my Izumo, though that was right at the start of the CV rework. There was a Lexington and a Midway targeting me, and I had to dance around their aircraft basically the entire game. I managed to catch the Midway behind an island very close to where I was dancing, and I finished him off. I never managed to shoot down this many aircraft afterwards, lol.

Cool thing about this map. I’ve actually been to one of the islands in it. Well two on the same trip. The two little islands in C8. Beautiful island.

Erica Elniak says, "The safest place on this entire ship is right behind him!" That has to be one of the great movie lines of all time - even if it is in reference to a Segal character.

I’ll be watching this 8 hours from now. Since I have to go in for work here in about 10 minutes. Just chilling in the parking lot, yay 5 AM work.

A fellow I knew well, worked in the Film industry was excited to soon be working on set where David Carradine was starring. This fellow loved D.C. in the 1980's Kung Fu TV series and actually started practicing a Kung Fu because of that show years earlier. Few weeks go by, he invites me and a few others over for a weekend afternoon brunch party. He's in the kitchen busy getting food ready and chipper as can be. But he isn't saying anything about his work lately, which he was so hyped to start. So I asked, "How's it going on set with David Carradine?" He lost his smile and gave me a dead stare and said, "David Carradine is drunk asshole." and that was all he had to say about that and that set work was not mentioned again. Never meet your hero's, you will only be disappointed.

Dont worry Jingles Story time with you is always the best.

@10:15 Genuinely first time I noticed the dolphins, love those little details

The way the Mo’s guns lit up when the cyclone rolled in looked awesome. City of lights

That was one of the most satisfying Jingle vids in a long time... and all his vids are tasty as is. Thank you for the AA massacre of 2023

I stopped playing carriers post rework for the most part. Pre-rework I loved playing as and against carriers because of the chance that you could have a carrier secondary off if you both ran out of planes.

The one Seagal story I remember was a story by Tom Arnold from "Exit Wounds", the scene on the houseboat. Seagal didn't listen to the director direction, he said he was going out this one door and it's the take in the movie; did his lines and walk through the door and off the side of the House into the water. With the game, was very close to getting the Might Mo but it was removed just before I could afford it. Felt Seagal was giving a very wooden performance, that was just from the game clips I saw at the time. On a related note, around the same time I got my HMS Thunderer and there was only one Captain to take helm, with his lively and very british command style, Admiral Jingles handing out a paddling to those flat boardsides lol.

That first battle was a spanking of epic proportions

I'm not sure I have fully ascertained your true feelings towards Steven Segal. LMFAO. Got him good Jingles.

Didn't know this was Sensei Seagulls tribute. Love it.

Our Mighty Gnome Overlord is the World's Best World of Warships Captain..

That Missouri game reminded me of my NorCal games in the Concealed Maneuvers testing... Almost guaranteed double CV games, with a full AA spec NorCal. Lots of fun.

Great video! Even better to see a carrier spanked.

I just read a book about a Japanese naval captain and I thought man maybe I'll play a few games of wows so I can look at all the ships I just read about and when I took out my yammi wows felt literally like I was in operation Ten-Go with all the damn air strikes and being focused by 2 carries while trying to doge torps from 2 subs. Great experience 👍

This is fine. Most of us enjoy listing to Jingles, because, unlike Steven Segal, Jinglels voice is a pleasure to listen to, and highly amusing. So any video where Jingles goes off tangent and just talks about stuff is time we’ll spent. I never got the Steven Segal voiceovers, must have been too late. But it’s fine, I now have the best voiceover captain in the game anyway. It’s the one who keeps mistaking different ship classes 😉

Wow! Sweet justice! ❤

This video should be called "The Steven Seagal Slaughter". I'd also accept "Slapstick Steven Seagal Slander". Well deserved for Seagal, tho since he is an utter slapstick actor!.

I like the double feature and especially the Seagall shit talking, lol.

Well Jingles. I have you on my Belfast 1943 and your voice overs are epic I chuckle more than once a game we you speak 😂 Consider starting a voice over career brother. Cheers from Canada

Not only do we get two battles today, we also get to dunk on Steven Seagal. Jingles is our secret Santa!🎅 Jingles: "There's a non zero chance that you could go to Louisiana start a fight in a bar and be arrested by Steven Seagal." Me: "Or his stunt double!"😅

Mate, we are here because your ramble, and a Seagal rant makes it Gold Star episode 😂😂🤣🤣

Kaga is tier 8 on paper but it has tier 6 planes on deck, no wonder a tier 9 AA from a battleship can shoot so many of them plus that other stuff too. He was basically spoon fed I say.

Came for World of Warships and stayed for Steven Seagull.

God damn ill never be able to stop watching this video, its too good 😂 ☠️

A few short years ago there were Segal jokes making the rounds. Like "Segal is a champion ultimate KFC fighter" and "An airline once showed a Segal movie as the in flight movie. Half the audience walked out". And they quickly go downhill from there.

Now you did it Jingles. Everyone is going to send you replays of record aircraft kills.

Morning Jingles!

You forgot the best part of the little Casey Rybeck figure who would appear on deck- he'd spend most of his time doing karate moves!

Wake up babe. New Jingles upload!

As a resident of Louisiana, I like to joke with people who have never been here by asking, "Which of these isn't true: our daiquiri shops have a drive-thru lane, or Steven Seagal is a police officer in our state?" No one ever picks Seagal as true. They really lose their shit when they find out BOTH are true.

There were only 2 good points to Under Siege and Erika Eleniak had both of them

ole tommy buns getting the love from jingles! would love to see you and Sugura do a podcast it would be a riot!

Jingles, Dupleix is a very lightly armored Suffren class HEAVY cruiser, if memory serves. It's one of those "paper armor" ships France produced during the interwar period. Her armor was about 50 mm on the hull, 25 mm on the deck and 30 mm on the turrets. Her armement comprised 4x2 203 mm guns. Even the quite lightly armored Schshors LIGHT cruiser at tier 7 has better armor.

Actually Jingles, Steven had to change his character's name in Under Siege to Casey Ryback in order to hide his own identity. The attempted commandeering of the USS Missouri actually did take place and Steven was integral in the successful covert operation to thwart the attack. Steven told me so.

Just what to point out that the total number of enemy planes shot down by him and his team is x275! Mind boggling to say the least...

interestingly the movie underseige despite being the so called uss missouri was actually filmed on the uss alabama. the opening scene at sea was missouri but the rest was alabama as missouri was still active and well they couldnt just stop a active battleship to make a movie.

the displayed skill/gameplay converges perfectly with mighty jingles himself technically bad performance (showing broadside at the very first opportunity or mixing up ship names, classes, calibres etc etc - while being a professional youtuber/streamer) yet rather entertaining/likeable

The best Stephen Segal thing I've seen was the Crouching Cops Hidden Badges from Mad TV.

Solid few minutes of talking shit about Steven "seated karate master" Seagal. I'm here for it

I feel like the video should have been titled: "The Roast of Steven Segal" 😂 Keep it up Jingles o7 hahaha. Best Regards, FLT

My favorite Steven Segal story is when he allegedly challenged a real martial artist to some sort of super secret TKO manuver thing. Segal was immediately subdued and instantly shat his pants in front of the movie's entire crew while knocked out cold.

It felt like I was watching Dunkirk there for a moment! 😂

First round reminds me of a game I played years ago, during the dead eye buff, it was weird because we were all cruisers, DD’s, and a carrier. We managed an entire squad wipe (minus the carrier) in something like 6 minutes without a single casualty. I wasn’t paying attention to the rest of the game because our corner (I guess like the others) was so high energy. I looked up after and wondered what I’m the world happened lol