Worst Pokemon Trading Cards EVER!

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As I've stated, sorry for the distortion! I have no idea why it turned out like that but I'll be sure to fix it next time.
Special thanks to: Adam Capriola, Kyle Sucevich, Jason Klaczynski, John Kettler, and Emre Arslan for help arranging and finding cards for this list.
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@ares6037 7 жыл бұрын

JWittz should make a updated version of this list.

@NeoGraena 7 жыл бұрын

Josh Dracoian yee

@ZephrylTV 6 жыл бұрын

He should make an updated version of this intro

@crystalqueen9711 6 жыл бұрын

Actually I'm glad he scrapped it

@Coolhand118 6 жыл бұрын

Josh Dracoian ikr

@zanerich9460 6 жыл бұрын

Josh Dracoian why did KZfaq just recommend me a video from 2010.

@HazelSolitaire 10 жыл бұрын

0:27 I was honestly not prepared to see that.

@70callen70 10 жыл бұрын

XD same here..

@melissaduran6078 9 жыл бұрын

Wtf!!!😂😂😂

@Jonas_TGCW 6 жыл бұрын

Maxime Bernier hi

@MintleafCakes 5 жыл бұрын

I honestly stopped what I was doing when that came on. I froze. And I cringed. *Hard.*

@MintleafCakes 3 жыл бұрын

@Hollow Tim Well that's a bit rude isn't it. Let people enjoy and dislike what they please. I don't even remember what this comment was in relation to, anyway.

@ZdsZodyrus 8 жыл бұрын

Video made before gen 5....holy shit this was an old video

@AndrewRibbit 6 жыл бұрын

@The_Real_Gonk_Droid_ 4 жыл бұрын

@SplashCity46 4 жыл бұрын

And now it’s even older!

@ajddavid452 3 жыл бұрын

we are now at gen 8

@BrutalDawnFawn 3 ай бұрын

Now this is an old comment! Lol

@ToniBingi 5 жыл бұрын

watching this in 2019... wow. this is almost 9 years old. i feel old.

@MasterQuestMaster 10 жыл бұрын

2:35 Splash does damage!

@gamercadance8720 9 жыл бұрын

In the RPG games though it doesn't.

@gamercadance8720 9 жыл бұрын

***** Geez I was just trying to help...😳

@seedot5739 7 жыл бұрын

MasterQuestMaster omg lol ahhahahahaha

@MsKTMvalley 7 жыл бұрын

I wonder if it's splash with boiling water. That'd make more sense 😂

@galaxysamurai6980 7 жыл бұрын

MsKTMvalley Then the Pokémon would inflict self damage.

@MintleafCakes 5 жыл бұрын

Ah, this screams 2010 and I _live_ for it.

@iMac9991 4 жыл бұрын

We are as far away from this video, in 2020, as this video was far away from the gen 2 games

@ZombieInsane09876 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my

@splitsecond777 Жыл бұрын

Jaywittz should make an updated updated updated version of this list - some guy 2023

@venompogg4231 3 жыл бұрын

the profit intro was a amazing

@josseramos7330 10 жыл бұрын

could you do an updated version of this sometime in the future?

@Jonas_TGCW 6 жыл бұрын

Josse Ramos hi

@whimsicalcharizard1462 2 жыл бұрын

Bye

@JMcAfreak 10 жыл бұрын

I've got to say, Wailord EX, from the Sandstorm set of Ruby and Sapphire cards, was probably the redeeming EX card. I abused it so much. It was a tank, weighing in at 200 hp. On top of that, its attack, Dwindling Wave did 100 damage for 4 energy, minus 10 for each damage counter on Wailord. HOWEVER, using its 1-energy attack, Super Deep Dive, Wailord could retreat FOR FREE (as opposed to its normal cost of 5), heal 30 hp, and throw another benched Pokemon out onto the field.

@harold5337 Жыл бұрын

Gardevoir EX from sandstorm was also a phenomenal card. Got second at worlds. But he’s talking about the RSE ones, not the sandstorm and dragon ones.

@KDBBM 9 жыл бұрын

Pokemon, a real man's game

@vernievernies 8 жыл бұрын

Old Jwittz...So young...So innocent...

@raziphaz2219 3 жыл бұрын

this is ancient now

@Mega-3 7 жыл бұрын

Seven years later, and that rap is still beautiful!

@mikesmith2424 2 жыл бұрын

Man I love rewatching this video

@zack4956 7 жыл бұрын

Look at that high resolution thumbnail.

@VirtuesOfSin 9 жыл бұрын

13:20 lol, nice "Unknown Z" you got there

@jakubpiasecki3903 7 жыл бұрын

Who's looking for comment from 6 years ago?

@jakubpiasecki3903 7 жыл бұрын

@colinbunn5719 7 жыл бұрын

@joopersdoopers 7 жыл бұрын

@somerandomguy8874 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah hunting for those 6 year old comments isnt really working well for me.

@demithefiend 7 жыл бұрын

Same

@oklahomalongboards 2 жыл бұрын

11 years later we are still waiting for this remake

@sheikahblight Жыл бұрын

Just got recommended this. The thumbnail is scuff. I love it.

@bean3550 6 жыл бұрын

Wow, it's been almost 8 years I've been watching your channel. You've come a really long way, Josh!

@maskofice9432 8 жыл бұрын

Okay, I'm 1 minute in, and watching it for the first time in 2015. JWittz, you really used to do that for your intro? I think that just caused me to laugh the most I have in a while. I'm glad you removed it, because I don't think I'd be able to take you seriously if you had kept that.

@H1V3M1ND1 7 жыл бұрын

The beat wasn't perfect but I thought it was dope lol I think it's a great intro

@paullino5 10 жыл бұрын

I've been subscribed to JWittz's for a little while and haven't seen his older stuf and that intro...was amazing, I loved it.

@StealthBlackHand 5 жыл бұрын

Mother: You will go to bed early today. Me at 3am: 0:27

@ryantyler8685 9 жыл бұрын

Haha I used to have like 40 moms kindness and I'm not even joking

@Jonas_TGCW 6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Tyler hi

@antlant329 10 жыл бұрын

Well, Team Rocket isn't on YOUR side, so of course hey want to sabotage you!

@Jonas_TGCW 6 жыл бұрын

ant lant hi

@ahadnagy167 9 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad your videos have gotten better in the last four years

@Flamestar320 4 жыл бұрын

Even with the outdated quality of this video, it's still a classic!

@QuiverDancer 2 жыл бұрын

Loads of nostalgia

@TOYMOUNTAIN 5 жыл бұрын

Watching this in 2018 is very nostalgic.

@TheShadesOfBlack 9 жыл бұрын

Yay! I own the worst card ever in English AND German. ^.^

@starplatinum4344 9 жыл бұрын

Tallen Smith Good for you, here's a cookie

@heidiheidi8291 9 жыл бұрын

Tallen Smith dood same here!

@saratifft699 8 жыл бұрын

+Tallen Smith OMG You should get the nobel prize for 2015!

@saratifft699 8 жыл бұрын

+Tallen Smith OMG You should get the nobel prize for 2015!

@TheShadesOfBlack 8 жыл бұрын

Sara Tifft T.T missed it by a week

@sarahlind5255 8 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this on Christmas Eve 2015 and JWittz thank you for changing the intro

@ChasRico 9 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing at the quality of this. JWittz this is old video gold. You've come so far :D

@TheVampireviolet 4 жыл бұрын

With all the new cards, I’d love to see a redux of this video

@Kookzer 10 жыл бұрын

You forgot promo suicune. :I Ability: Whenever you attach an energy to Suicune, discard an energy attatched to Suicune. If Suicune has no energy attatched to it, you cannot attatch an energy to Suicune. I think that's what it said.. Idk.

@plasmo9891 10 жыл бұрын

That was only for water energy from your hand and it only needed one to attack, you had to use it with other cards with effects that let you move energy from one pokemon to another.

@Kookzer 10 жыл бұрын

Oh, okay thanks. c:

@MrAdamelma 6 жыл бұрын

cookietwizzler what era was it

@fireassassin123 6 жыл бұрын

Huh... I actually have this card. It has the Poké Body Pure Body, "To attach a water energy card from your hand to Suicune, you must discard an Energy card attached to Suicune. (Attach the water energy, and then discard an Energy card from Suicune.)" Along with the attack Hypno Wave, which cost 3 energy (1 water, 2 colorless) and does 30+ a coin flip affect, "Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 30 damage plus 20 more damage. If tails, this attack does 30 damage and the Defending Pokémon is now Asleep." It has 70 HP, a weakness to electric, no resistance, a retreat cost of one, and was the promo card that came with the Pokémon 4 Ever VHS... It's one of the few movie promo cards that I still have, the others being: Pokémon the 3rd movie promo Entei with reverse holo, Pokémon the 3rd movie promo Unown J, and the Pokémon the First Movie Promo Mewtwo

@darkscorpion-donzaloog 9 жыл бұрын

Unown's good for spelling out your name, obviously. :)

@Jonas_TGCW 6 жыл бұрын

Pendulum Panda hi

@pokestar9994 7 жыл бұрын

"I'm tryin to up the quality" *watches is 2017* *720p, cringey intro, bad mic at beginning* Oh.

@skullo5557 5 жыл бұрын

it’s good tho

@soulwolfx2291 5 жыл бұрын

This is really good for 2010 lol

@immortalsun 4 жыл бұрын

This was 9 years ago.

@kprojectskurt 8 ай бұрын

I was expecting Imakuni as top 1

@VaderTheWhite 10 жыл бұрын

The evil of the Dome Fossil rears its ugly head once more...

@Jonas_TGCW 6 жыл бұрын

Vader the White hi

@beanburrito4405 5 күн бұрын

It’s crazy that this top 20 only covers the 20 worst cards from the first half of the TCG’s history. I remember watching this when I was in middle school lol

@bcat010 6 жыл бұрын

6 years later and I still enjoy coming back to this video.

@NeonTotodile 10 жыл бұрын

"You can't Hitmontop this" BRILLIANT!

@MindDucko 10 жыл бұрын

I feel like the Unown series has more purpose in being an aesthetic card, instead of actually having playable value. And I believe that may also be the same with maybe a few other cards as well.

@RedAgent420 Жыл бұрын

It’s been 12 years and I was just recommended this

@Hollow_Tim Жыл бұрын

Congratulations

@RedAgent420 Жыл бұрын

@@Hollow_Tim yo thanks bro

@kasmads 8 жыл бұрын

Isn't it time to the return of that intro?? It's epic! :D

@williamshaughnessy1740 8 жыл бұрын

Oh my... You really have come far! :3

@pollo9500 8 жыл бұрын

If the intro is never gonna be done again... It will not be missed.

@Jonas_TGCW 6 жыл бұрын

pollo9500 hi

@spongefan155 5 жыл бұрын

HEY!!

@QuintMarvel 7 жыл бұрын

This is the video that made me subscribe. I can't believe that was only four years ago. Things have really changed for me and Jwittz.

@hypocritikill3205 7 жыл бұрын

yoi subbed when you were 6? yeah. right.

@johnphillips956 10 жыл бұрын

I really like all your videos, they are informative and great. It's kind of funny to watch how your first series of pokemon video's turned out.

@yusukethings7806 2 жыл бұрын

how did i get here

@williamwinder3466 8 жыл бұрын

5:00 how ever much of a statistical improbability you can draw until your deck is gone and you lose. Not just worthless, it's deadly to the wrong player.

@FyveElemental 7 жыл бұрын

ohhhh my god, they suggested I watch this in 2017..... I had no idea little Jwittz used to be such... such an adorable low quality nerd! congrats on getting so far man, the face of pokemon commentary, kudos.

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 4 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this video on my old iPad at my dad's house on his wifi. How I long for those times of innocence.

@marcocava268 5 жыл бұрын

Who else is here in the 2019?

@HenryZhoupokemon 10 жыл бұрын

Some of these cards are actually rare and cost quite a lot.

@poop12299 10 жыл бұрын

That just makes it worse

@taallmaann4781 10 жыл бұрын

kevin Laflin how? sell it on ebay Get RICH!!!

@HenryZhoupokemon 10 жыл бұрын

yep

@taallmaann4781 10 жыл бұрын

Henry Zhou XD

@Senydd 10 жыл бұрын

It's not about rubbish cards in terms of price, it's playability.

@GiantBluebird 4 жыл бұрын

Its so surreal to watch a jwittz video this old

@Rawnfella 11 жыл бұрын

Lol. I subscribed because of that beat-boxing in the intro. Very cool ^~^.

@TrevorCS02 10 жыл бұрын

Omg!! Hes accually a good rapper/beat boxer!

@creepingking7 10 жыл бұрын

these cards may suck but the song was cool XD

@spongefan155 5 жыл бұрын

8 Years Later Still Really Good

@FarikoWishless 10 жыл бұрын

I never knew until I came back to his videos but nice. Back to the present.

@AvengerofBronze 10 жыл бұрын

a lot has changed in four years

@Jonas_TGCW 6 жыл бұрын

AvengerofBronze hi

@temmie2032 5 жыл бұрын

@cynthiakawaii3883 10 жыл бұрын

I have base set gastly! Lol

@TheSkyrimandyogscast 10 жыл бұрын

im sorry for your lose.

@kwilson789 10 жыл бұрын

me too

@inactiveaccount8103 10 жыл бұрын

Same

@RENGOX1 10 жыл бұрын

I have that and the kabuto

@rrradikal 10 жыл бұрын

Base set Haunter. :(

@reijiorochi 7 жыл бұрын

I like the video editing and seeing Jwittz

@4besideyouintime 8 жыл бұрын

magic the gathering had 2 full expansions of troll cards, a pokemon card that commands you to shuffle your deck seems completely normal in a playforfun context

@jacksongroat8270 10 жыл бұрын

In it's day, Base set Haunter was certainly not terrible, simply because of the other decks people were playing. Speedy sleep decks could use Haunter to counter the godawful Mulligan Mewtwo decks, if mewtwo spends one tern asleep, you knock it out, and the game could well be over. I played it in some events and it was not a bad rouge deck. It was also a good counter for Hitmonchan, a card every Haymaker deck centered on.

@colinkeane9070 3 жыл бұрын

That thumbnail tho

@elizabethmarshall3541 10 жыл бұрын

Man, you've came a long way jwittz

@Bergwelt133 7 жыл бұрын

I love the video, i mean today (7 years after its upload) it works as perfect excample of how extremly youtube clips has changed over the past years. i mean back then this intro was state of the art. *nostalgia :P

@JokerPhantomThief 10 жыл бұрын

Hey man, I trolled the hell out of my friends using the base set Gastly. It was hilarious. Finally, I woke up. Sleeping gas. FUCK!

@gamercadance8720 9 жыл бұрын

Okay here are the cards JWittz had shown that I currently own as we speak: The original Bill card Jungle Marowak That non ex Hitmonchan Jungle Scyther (mines Holographic) Full Heal (Special Energy Full Heal, and regular Full Heal, the yellow one) Switch (the one with the Magnemite and Kakuna and one with out any Pokemon) Base Set Gastly (I own two of them) Gust of Wind (The exact one Wittz showed in the vid) Haunter (The one shown in the video and a different one) Cyrus's Conspiracy

@tigger211000 6 жыл бұрын

Here are the ones I've got: The Magikarp in the intro Mom's Kindness New Bill Fossil Kabuto Full Heal Unown ! Gust Of Wind Base Set Haunter Bebe's Search Fighting Energy Energy Removal Energy Removal 2

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 3 жыл бұрын

We absolutely need an update on this list. 10 years old!

@blubbersammich7632 10 жыл бұрын

I love these classic videos

@Colin12475 10 жыл бұрын

Those are some shitty cards, alright.

@katzuma7641 7 жыл бұрын

lol, draw 2 cards in Pokemon sucks, but draw 2 cards in Yu-Gi-Oh is banned

@invaderzim1842 7 жыл бұрын

Kevferno exodia is the reason

@katzuma7641 7 жыл бұрын

Turki Alamri oh yeah, exodia decks would be very good

@ShuraEssays 6 жыл бұрын

No, it's not Exodia. It's the fact that every deck in the game would play as many copies as possible at once, because it's a card that gives you an extra option in a game with very few limits on what you can do in a turn. A six cars starting hand when your opponent has no way to stop your plays is pretty much the same thing as Exodia for most decks. Correction: most meta decks.

@dartvid 3 жыл бұрын

Now those are some OG KZfaq vibes

@superdonavanbrosgaming6206 6 жыл бұрын

your example of the base set gastly into storm front gengar was funny to me cause i have them both.

@zeaneko 9 жыл бұрын

Update this lol...

@rayman1220 10 жыл бұрын

I have a lot of these cards..... fffffffuuuuu.

@Jonas_TGCW 6 жыл бұрын

Mewbone hi

@abominus566 10 жыл бұрын

with the moltres the whole shuffling thing, symbolizes how a pheonix becomes reborn from the ashes

@Mobius14 8 жыл бұрын

I'm for reintroducing Minion of Team Rocket as a supporter card which lets you do the effect without a coin flip, and shuffles it into the deck.

@sparkz2267 7 жыл бұрын

marowack knows call for help SOS encounters found 7 years before pokemon sun and moon 0-o

@DragoonBB 7 жыл бұрын

Booya 123 yep and now skarmory can basically use the same move for just one energy.

@bandanadee3029 8 жыл бұрын

Idk why I like this video.

@coolgabe555 9 жыл бұрын

Jwittz you should remake your profit rap for the hell of it, was fun to listen to.

@mikofox9798 2 жыл бұрын

Why is this suddenly in my recommended.

@hatsuneMiku-xd2xi 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@wormgirl481 9 жыл бұрын

I have a Moltres. Not Blaine's, but Team Rocket's. It's Japanese, for some reason. (I seriously don't even know how I get them.)

@thatradfailure5197 9 жыл бұрын

I have a Japanese Pocket-Monsters Butterfree.

@thatradfailure5197 9 жыл бұрын

Cool

@whitemotheroffour9837 10 жыл бұрын

man u gotta rap more I love ur vids

@nateweinand4209 4 жыл бұрын

This was a really interesting video! Those last 4 are so bad I don’t even understand why they exist! Wow...

@yuumijungle548 Жыл бұрын

12:05 "dunsparce never evolves, infact even today it still doesnt evolve" gamefreak is like "HA, GOTTEM" 😂

@xDruidxHD 9 жыл бұрын

You sound like Eminem when you rap lol

@xDruidxHD 9 жыл бұрын

MrGladBEASTftw Hip hop sucks lol

@matiaq6971 9 жыл бұрын

***** Agree.Its all like "nygga ima hv benchez and moniez u r my bench monies monies fuk da polise!1!1"

@matiaq6971 9 жыл бұрын

MrGladBEASTftw Who's ignorant there? I can't have an opionion,you ignorant person?

@xDruidxHD 9 жыл бұрын

MrGladBEASTftw I haven't listened to the radio in about 6 years, everything on there is garbage lol. Europe has the best music.

@xDruidxHD 9 жыл бұрын

MrGladBEASTftw Fuckboy? Ok this conversation is over, using that one word alone just tells me all I need to know about you. Goodbye

@donovangreen7848 9 жыл бұрын

WHY WAS HE TRYING TO RAP

@Ricky-cy4is 9 жыл бұрын

Donovan Shelton because reasons.

@spongefan155 5 жыл бұрын

I Like It

@Flippopotamus 7 жыл бұрын

Woah this is ooolllld dude. lol. I just got back into the card game since early gen 2. I'm falling in love with the card game all over again.

@skarloey1214 3 жыл бұрын

10 Years Ago I Feel Old And I'm Not Even 20.

@natalieogilvie5725 9 жыл бұрын

Hello I'm from the future I'm from 2014

@BlaBlaBla 9 жыл бұрын

I'm from 3016

@theflamingquilava9651 9 жыл бұрын

Shopkins MSP and i'm a time traveler from 9999 on planet a by the way the the planet earth is dead in 2000 years from now 2015 (Obvious sarcasm is obvious)

@McDonaldsHimeko 9 жыл бұрын

Hi I am from 10000000

@kingsquid3473 9 жыл бұрын

U killed Goku!!!!!!!???!????????!?!!!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@zanephillips3223 8 жыл бұрын

+King Squid bow to the god of time

@rufus3549 8 жыл бұрын

who´s watching on 2016

@rhyno4152 8 жыл бұрын

Me!

@kablooey60 8 жыл бұрын

These comments are pointless.

@SaberWolf94 8 жыл бұрын

+PokeMaster good times yo, miss the better tcg eras

@rufus3549 8 жыл бұрын

SaberWolf94 me to

@tachographspy3295 7 жыл бұрын

2017

@Jreddicus 7 жыл бұрын

1:04 "I'll revamp the music!" makes himself in a pokéball wit a Hoppip.

@fennecfoxfanatic 7 жыл бұрын

wow I remember this when it first came out! how time flies!

@ImportAustralia 9 жыл бұрын

"Call for Friend makes this card horrible!" Then... then don't put another energy on it and don't use Call for Friend. If a move sucks, don't use it. Marowak was certainly nothing special but I would definitely say just off the top of my head, Base Goldeen/Seaking were worse.

@MatthewCampbell765 9 жыл бұрын

When you say that it's "just your opinion", I'm not sure how factual that is. The usefulness of a Pokemon card is a measurable fact. It's probably more accurate to say "as far as I can tell".

@3979BarnacleS 8 жыл бұрын

If your opponent lost all of their pokemon after using Blain's Moltres when you still have a basic on your bench, you win the game even if you flip tails because your opponent doesn't have anymore pokemon.