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Blue potion -finish WIPs Light green potion- desire to write when you sit down. White potion- 2000 word every day guaranteed. The rest I can wing. I just wish I could do these

Thumbnail is so real

I really appreciate that there's fanfic memes that are not specific to shipping fics. As a horror fic writer I'm desperate for memes I can actually relate to

Ability to finish WIPs, infinite grammar skills, and not getting tired of your own work covers most of the potions listed. The rest don't matter.

Blue Potion: I have 8 stories I’m working on, and I need to finish them all. Yellow Potion: Too many things get me distracted. White Potion: I have so much to put down! I just have a hard time putting them into words

4:25 is me when I tell a "funny" anecdote, and instead of reacting with amusement, the person I'm talking to is like, "I'm so sorry you went through that."

I'm writing a book finished the prologue and ended up with writers block. I have it outlined I just don't know how we get there 😅😅😅

The username on the thumbnail is the most normal username on tumblr

I'll drink the blue potion three times

blue, grey and lime DEAR GOD I JUST WANT TO GET SHIT OUT

3:57 I'm writing an original novel, but I write fanfics on AO3 for fun on the side, and AO3 removes my indents when I paste in a chapter, and now, it feels like I have a secret identity.

I'll take the blue potion, the light green potion, and the grey potion. And with that, off to write the stories I've been procrastinating on for months.

You know you're a real writer that moment you realize *this entire video* is a mood.

blue, white, and yellow. i have the attention span of an infant and subsequently have a handful of unfinished wips that i'd love to finish

With the potions, I would like blue, orange and purple

id take finishing WIPs, 2000 words a day and the desire to write. Those are the only things that hinder my writing

I missed the live chat, but still caught the premier. I would take the same potions as you, though I was eyeing the green one, but making progress guaranteed would probably make the imposter syndrome more manageable.

6:39 funny how the first always just melds into the second and continues to grow like mould on wet bread (the quick original short story idea-that would have taken a couple weeks-has morphed into a multi-novel series nearly 5 years in the making with many more years left to go)

Desired to actually write when you sit down, I NEED THAT

Whenever I have a book idea, I gasp dramatically and immediately plan the chapter, create character designs, getting personalities together, basing my books off my dreams, imagining everything as anime or animated despite being live active, and create a power that’s strong but has massive consequences.

Blue, lime and either yellow or orange. So many good ideas for stories that I'll never write an ending to or never start to write at all.

2000 words everyday, immune to distraction, and built-in mental thesaurus 100%

The thumbnail meme was so relatable...I love long sentences, no matter what I'm writing. Yesterday in history class I wrote a single sentence consisting of seven commas and 68 words.

2000 words every day guaranteed + immune to distraction + ability to finish your WIP is definitely my choice.

Ability to finish WIP, immune to distraction, desire to actually write I will be unstoppable

Pink, red, and white. Please, dear universe, I simply want my writing to sound decent for once

I love how everyone picks the blue potion because we all have a difficult time actually finishing our WIPs

"Five years huh? You must be almost finished." >glances at Ryukuza Quest >Imperfect Metamorphosis >El Goonish Shive that has somehow been going SINCE 2002

5:41 Both are present in The Owl House. The kid is Hunter and the parents are both Camila and Eda.

Pink potion - Mental Thesaurus Blue potion - ability to finish WIPs Black potion - eradicate typos permanently

Green - Banish imposter syndrome. Grey - Never get tired of reading my own works. Black - Eradicate typos forever.

9:22 definitely blue, white and yellow. I get distracted so easily, and never actually write the stories in my head, let alone finish them, so these three potions would be my saviors if I had them.

I'll take banish imposter syndrome, immune to distractions, and infinite grammar skillz

5:46 QSMP Richas collecting fathers (he has like 7 dads as of now) and that Badboyhalo stream where he took care of 6 kids. My blorbos❤

I always get so called out by these vids...love it.

Finish WIP, 2000 words a day, and desire to write we sitting down.

0:07 me when my computer broke for a week and i magically gained the inspiration to write again :)))))

Blue, White, and Yellow

English is my fav class, last year my teacher went over what we were going to do for the year.... When I found out there was no creative writing I cried at the end of the day.

Blue - ability to finish my WIPs Yellow - immune to distraction Lime - desire to actually write when I sit down I'm not only struggling with writing my fics anymore, god help me before I flunk all of my grades

Blue (ability to finish WIP,) orange (Marketable Ideas,) and light green (desire to write when writing) would be amazing. Like, the orange one means I can figure out how to market my stuff when I’m done with it!

I'll take actually finish wips, immune to distraction, and actually writing after sitting down.

blue, yellow and white. Blue is a must need, yellow can technically apply to real world stuff other than writing so its a win, then white because dude i need that so much. Maybe one day my wip would actually be able to be finished and presented to the world one day

desire to write when you sit down (because sometimes I'm too tired to even want to write), banish imposter sindrome, remember all of your worldbuilding (because once I start to actually write, I have to read all my notes again)

Pink, red, and black for sure. Everything else is manageable enough. I'd be unstoppable!

4:38 Because if they can't be gay in canon I will make my silly little furry bastards be gay in my prose

i would pick purple, dark green and blue tbh, have always been pretty good at grammar and i don't get tired of reading my own work so those aren't really a problem for me, a lot of the time it's just getting my mind to stop being mean to itself lmao am currently kinda down about my writing, about how the venn diagram things i want to write and the things other people want to see are circles in two different rooms most of the time, but honestly watching this and seeing other people have the same kinds of struggles as me made me feel a lot better

2:05 I'll have you know my seventeen-clause sentences are always the best ones. At least I have an excuse for the latest one because my character is absolutely panicking

I definitely need the WIP finishing, not getting tired of my writing and to eradicate typos, that's just so embarrassing

My favourite one to say is “I tell her everything” like no I just wrote that in INSANE detail like one chapter ago not again, not a chance

9:17 Banish Imposter Syndrome, have Coherent First Drafts, and Eradicate Typos Permanently.

5:52 - "One adult who can't stop getting emotionally attached to kids." Plo Koon and the Clones.

At 3:22 Depends, depends, yes. Third one ALSO depends on where the person has been stabbed; if, for example, the internal thigh vein has been cut, you *won't* have much time of consciousness.

9:00 I gotta go with marketable ideas, coherent first drafts, and 2000 words every day. Publishing deal here I come! Though built in mental thesaurus is tempting.

ill take banish imposter syndrome, ability to finish your wip, and 2000 words every day guaranteed thank you

I would absolutely kill to be able to finish my wips, gimme three doses of that blue potion. Instead of finishing wips, I stuff them under the floorboards where their judgmental empty pages slowly thump against the wood and drive me mad.

Lime - desire to actually write when you sit down (it's my biggest weakness) Grey - never get tired of reading your own work (it prevents me from actually publishing my work) Red - infinite grammar skillz (repetitiveness is my problem)

6:40, but of that, it’s “making a one-shot that readers end up wanting more of, and now I somehow ended up with trying to write seven more chapters to make them and myself happy.” It worked out because I ended up liking the AU just as much as my readers.

3:48 just wrote probably my first ever proper fight scene and it turned out pretty good ‼️

6:40 no, that's literally me. I started writing a joke-fic about some game on Roblox and it turned into a epic length novel that would be a perfect original story if not for the fact it relies heavily on the concept of this one Roblox game.

Thank you. I just got an idea watching this.

Potions I choose: 1. Ability to finish my WIP 2. Immune to distractions 3. Infinite grammar skills

5:55 the one adult getting emotionally attached to kids and adopting them is just my au micheal afton And me whenever I play bitlife

Green-Blue-Lime The confidence to do it paired with the focus to achieve it? yes please

Lime, White and Red please... i need all of those... oh boy..

Blue, White and Lime potions... My greatest enemies are my WIPs

jokes on you! I merge all of the potions into three and then drink them!

5:09 i was not expecting to be called out so precisely like that hahaha ^^; On a definitely, totally unrelated note, I'll be drinking the Ability To Finish Your WIP potion, the Infinite Grammar Skillz potion, annnnd the Banish Imposter Syndrome potion. Stupid, pesky imposter syndrome 😡

Blue potion - finish WIPs Light green potion - the desire to write when you sit down. Orange potion - Remember world building

Distraction immunity, desire to write when sitting down, and WIP finishing would be my choices. I mean seriously, I desire to write WHENEVER I sit down at my computer? Now that’s just OP

I would want the grammar skills, 2000 words everyday, and the desire to write when I sit down

Pink, built-in mental thesaurus: so I don't have to cry internally everytime that I'm editing my drafts and I don't have the internet to search something up Red, ultimate grammar skillz: more or less the same reasoning as the previous option Blue, ability to finish your WIP: I have way too many, please-

Blue, Deep Red and White. Honestly blue and white together are like the things you need for finishing shit

5:52 first one is apollo 'don't talk to me or my dad or my dad or my dad ever again' justice

Who’s Blue Lime and White gang

orange - remember worldbuilding white - 2000 words lime - desire to write

YESS!! I was waiting for the next entry in this series!

I recently noticed that I keep on making accidental symbolism, like I have an ex queen character whp has horns on one side of her head resembling a crown and the half of her actual crown on the other side, I didn’t mean for them to be connected but its pretty good symbolism for her losing her crown too violence

I love your videos. I like how you keep the dialogue clean. Keep up the good work!❤

Banish imposter syndrome, infinite grammar skills, eradicate typos permanently

My three potions: Finish my WIP, infinate grammar skillz, and remember all of my world-building. I need them, give me them!

this entire video made me laugh, I love it!!

Pink, White, Yellow (mental thesaurus, 2k words a day, no distraction) - absolutely. Speaking of distractions...back to writing!

Orange, blue, and, I'ma say, acidic green, after lots of debate on the last one. Either way, always love your stuff, tonka joey. Brings a smile to my face every time.

9:17 orange, blue and white, that would literally make me the perfect author in my situation, as I'm good with the rest, fock perfect grammar, i just want to finish my TFP fanfic :c Edit: omg you chose the same! Yasss, fistbump!

I'd pick the 'Ability to finish your WIP' potion, the 'Desire to actually write when you sit down' potion and the 'Eradicate typos permanently' potion. The last one is purely because I am rereading an old fic of mine and found so many typos I had to fix most chapters. If not for that I'd have picked the 'Remember all of your world building' potion.

Ability to finish your WIP, Marketable iddeas, & Coherent First Drafts

blue potion - able to finish WIPs orange potion - remembering all my wordbuilding white potion - 2000 words every day

There are two wolves inside of you. One wants to write about dark and nuanced things, like immortal dragons spawned from natural disasters that have trouble controlling their power. The other wants to add shrek references and name the earth mage with rock powers Dwayne.

I love these

I'm gonna go with "actually write when you sit down". 9:17 that has been the bane of my existence and the one of my readers lmfao

my potions: blue - ability to finish your wip yellow - immune to distraction green - desire to write yellow and green combined have basically the same effect as the white one and who cares what the first drafts look like, if you actually *finish* the thing that includes editing!

The "been working on it for 5 years" one hit me especially hard considering I'm still trying to worldbuild for OCs I made when I was just under 11 years old (I'm nearly 22)

Dark red, white, and lime.

9:12 Built-in Mental Thesaurus, Remembering All My World Building, and No More Typos

last post: Green, Blue and yellow 100%

Gonna take the Green, pink and lime green potions. As someone who's english is not the first language, impostor syndrom is scarier than misspelling everything.

My potion choices would be: Blue - ability to finish your wip Light green - desire to actually write when you sit down Yellow - immune to distraction

Blue, light green, and dark green.