THATS!!!!! Thats the best one Ive heard in ever

😂

Chuck Norris never flushes the toilet, he just looks back and scares the shit out of it.

The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris per second

Chuck Norris calander goes from March 31 to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris

That is legendary..

Chuck Norris always a legend!!

I had to read that twice to make sure it wasn't just a Chuck Norris Fact.

That's cool bro!!!

Excellent! Much love 👊🏻

He never agrees to anyones terms and conditions,hey all agree to his

How about when Carlos Norris does it, since Chuck is his fake acting name ?

Carlos could not install windows, he only breaks them jumping through them.

🤣

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Grandparents love Texas Ranger. My pawpaw watched 😂😂😂😂

Exactly i never even watched any of his movies but man when i was a kid and walker came on id go 2 get my grandma and we would watch it with my uncle loved those times.

That’s an awesome memory I’m kind of jealous

I'm tearing up actually :')

Rainbows are created when Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons

True

Seagal sucks

Because he is 1000x more legitimate then Seagal will EVER BE.

@@shadowwarrior7218 can someone explain the seagull issue to me?

@@johnlawful2272 He is an issue in himself. Lol, but in all seriousness, what issue in particular?

I totally agree! This one for some reason really brightened my day!

This ones riddled with inaccuracies. Not that I mind, I'm just saying.

Selah Psalms 68:9 Thou, O God, didst send a plentiful rain, whereby thou didst confirm thine inheritance, when it was weary/Inspiration+Have you ever had a tough time and felt like you couldn't catch a break, but then it was suddenly resolved? You probably felt so relieved. The way a people in a drought feels when it rains. Your body might sink in relief, a calm smile on your face, and you think "Thank You God!" As you should! It is good to give credit to and thank God for life’s blessings. Pray and thank God when He sends the rain./Prayer+ Heavenly Father, thank You for making the wind blow, thank You for telling the rain to fall, for being sovereign over the lightning’s strike, for making the ocean’s paths. You are great. You tell the sun to shine and warm our face. You give us many blessings. Thank You. Thank You for the things I forget to thank You for. In Jesus’ name. Amen.

Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin

Under his beard only another fidt

Ment to write fist

Because Chuck Norris was in it

they used him the perfect amount in the movie

Lee Marvin was in Seminole 1953 with rock Hudson Richard Carlson Anthony Quinn

If it was going to be a Dirty Harry movie, I guess it was good. Most of it comes down to the cast, writing, and directing. Clint was probably only working with the best of the best then. Chuck kept picking too many Indie type movies and some were just cheesy, but I still liked most of them. And face it. Chuck isn't the best actor either. He's decent though. He pretty much just plays himself. Would never be a real good character actor or anything.

No.noI no.... It was Invasion USA! Just watch how he takes out the bad guy at the end!

And that is truly legendary

What ? Where is the joke in that ?

@@menacelurkingyet8345 it's not a joke it's a compliment on his character worded in the way a "chuck Norris is so tough" joke is..basically I'm saying that him putting aside his career to take care of his sick wife was somthing not all celebrities would do . Lot of weak minded and weak willled celebs would get convinced by their agents that if they take the time away from the spotlight that they would lose whatever momentum they had ...not just celebs but someone looking for that promotion ect. Chick Norris is a real man to say screw his career his wife is not important

@@dustincongello5802 can you give an example of a celebrity that left their dying wife to keep working ?

@@ayderla789 no I can't. Just like before I watched thos video i didn't know Chuck Norris did ..but I'm sure there are plenty of celebrities as well as civilians that put there work before their family as well as plenty that put their family first. And what your doing by asking me that is trying to create conflict..why? What do u gain out of asking me that..except to try to be a youtube comment smart ass?

...apart from Danny Trejo.

@@antonylaws6554 maybe that's a bit too rugged😊

…and the personality of a cold bowl of oatmeal.

Raw and real, Chuck Norris.

Eastwood's Dirty Harry was totally shaven and Bronson only had a mustache.

How about when Carlos Norris did it, since Chuck is his fake acting name ?

@@menacelurkingyet8345 shut up how many times did times in this comment section do u repeat that ? well his name is actually carlos...ffs

It wants to be Chuck....fight Chuck.

The highlight of this video was Conan O'Brian pulling the lever to get a clip of a young Haley Joel Osment saying, "Walker told me I have AIDS." I had to stop the video there and catch my breath I was laughing so hard.

That's an excellent documentary. Watched it a couple times and would do so again. Like a mix of my memories of '80s movies as a kid, and seeing how those behind the Iron Curtain experienced them. Enthralling doc.

We're on our way to give you some freedom.

@@ericbogar9665 OUR way

This man was known, for being a Christian Actor. Not a violent man!

Selah Psalms 68:9 Thou, O God, didst send a plentiful rain, whereby thou didst confirm thine inheritance, when it was weary/Inspiration+Have you ever had a tough time and felt like you couldn't catch a break, but then it was suddenly resolved? You probably felt so relieved. The way a people in a drought feels when it rains. Your body might sink in relief, a calm smile on your face, and you think "Thank You God!" As you should! It is good to give credit to and thank God for life’s blessings. Pray and thank God when He sends the rain./Prayer+ Heavenly Father, thank You for making the wind blow, thank You for telling the rain to fall, for being sovereign over the lightning’s strike, for making the ocean’s paths. You are great. You tell the sun to shine and warm our face. You give us many blessings. Thank You. Thank You for the things I forget to thank You for. In Jesus’ name. Amen.

Austin 3:16 says, "I just whooped your ass."

Norris is 81.

Considering the Earth was spinning Billions of years before Carlos was born ?

Selah Psalms 68:9 Thou, O God, didst send a plentiful rain, whereby thou didst confirm thine inheritance, when it was weary/Inspiration+Have you ever had a tough time and felt like you couldn't catch a break, but then it was suddenly resolved? You probably felt so relieved. The way a people in a drought feels when it rains. Your body might sink in relief, a calm smile on your face, and you think "Thank You God!" As you should! It is good to give credit to and thank God for life’s blessings. Pray and thank God when He sends the rain./Prayer+ Heavenly Father, thank You for making the wind blow, thank You for telling the rain to fall, for being sovereign over the lightning’s strike, for making the ocean’s paths. You are great. You tell the sun to shine and warm our face. You give us many blessings. Thank You. Thank You for the things I forget to thank You for. In Jesus’ name. Amen.

The Universe is Billions of Trillions miles across. Carlos is not even six feet.

@@menacelurkingyet8345 are you for real?

😂😂😂

His fists have fists and his fist fists are fistier than your fists...

It also helps styles his hairpiece for him

brock lesner made chuck norris go away

Well, there was the rumor that he protested quaratine at the white house, but that apparently was only a rumor.

Love those Cannon films he did. No agenda, just pure kick ass action. Were they cringey? Yes. Are they fun and entertaining though? Hell yes!! That's what I want from an action film and that's why they are infinitely rewatchable still to this day.

That cartoon was a massive flop it was only had 5 episodes

@@alucard624 problem at that time was when Norris was in his film, they say it just a copycat from great films like Rambo, indiana Jones

Nice

Bondfan1995 FTW

Blind folded

That's just the title of these videos. They're just career retrospectives.

@@ryansetzer694 i know i know...just kinda feel like it might be a little ,tiny bit unfair to chuck. Most the time the whole what ever happened is use for one hit wonders and has beens. Chuck Norris only grew as a legend. But you're right its the title of the series.

I dunno - him and his wife did get involved in that wierd christian extremist indoctrination cult - I think it was called Accelerated Christian Education (ACE) or something. Teaching kids super crazy conspiratorial extremist stuff - like the world is only 6000 years old, evolution is a conspiracy, noah's ark and the flood really happened. I'd like to think that Chuck and Gena got into it with the best intentions and weren't really aware of the shady extremist agenda the organization had - but who knows.

Lil' vanity? I love him, but, essentialy, all of his films are vanity projects 🤣

@@5ynthesizerpatel actually you shouldn't believe everything you read

@@josiah1218 - I didn't read about it - I saw actual legit videos with Chuck and his wife actually promoting this wierd cultish shit. Like I said though, I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt and think that they perhaps didn't quite know the level of crazy they'd gotten themselves involved with

Everyone knows chucks mechanic reworked his face with an angle grinder. Lol .only after death does a man's reputation gets realy tested.

In the snow

The sequence with him rescuing those kids in Missing in Action 3 from the camp with that kickass assault rifle/grenade launcher was THE highlight of the movie for me.

Miss those days and miss those old good movies that can be watched with the whole family comfortably without second hand embarrassment.

I doubt that was because of Chuck Norris. Hollywood can't keep its hands off the PG-13 rating for films that need to be R. Horror movies, hard dramas, violent action movies. PG-13 gets more people in the theater, so they'll cut out everything from curse words to violent imagery to make more money, even making a film worse. Look at Robocop. 1 & 2, rated R. 3? PG-13, and WAY worse for it.

@@MLJ7956 I did say I doubted Expendables 3 was PG-13 because of Chuck Norris and that it was Hollywood being Hollywood and trying to take every dollar they can. Where is any of what I said wrong? Where did I say Chuck Norris is in Expendables 3?

@@MLJ7956 My complaint was more that Hollywood would rather sabotage a film meant for an adult audience by removing harsh language, violence, sexuality, and\or nudity just to allow teens into a movie just to sell a watered down product to a larger audience. Have you noticed the glut of "horror" films, a typically R-rated genre being dumbed down and harshly neutered for the sake of allowing a handful of teenagers in who, for the most part, aren't really going to see them? Hollywood is LAZY as hell of late. Crank out safe, easy crap instead of risk, well-made films that, while very well may cater to a more niche audience, be of much higher quality. You want to bring in large audiences for safe crap? Make another tent-pole Marvel movie.

@@MLJ7956 Hollywood is notoriously risk averse. A reboot, an adaptation (TV show, comic book, videogame, etc.) a trope riddled story all are proven to make a lot of money. Hollywood isn't doing this because they're evil (not saying they AREN'T evil) they're doing it because WE, the movie going public, keep falling for the same trick. It's like training a puppy. If you punish bad behavior and reward good behavior, you'll have a well-trained adult dog. You keep giving it treats when it acts up to "calm it down" and fail to punish bad behavior, you end up with an adult dog that barks at all hours and pisses on the carpet. How many reviewers that talk shit about Hollywood, say they're going to hate the new Star Wars movie or whatever, but then go and see it to review? Hate watching a movie is still watching a movie, the studio still gets its money. We keep seeing movies we, deep down, know are going to be bad. Name recognition and nostalgia gets butts in seats. The very moment that stops working, they'll do something else. I get Hollywood making movies hoping a foreign market will sell well, but if a movie totally fails in the U.S., they won't make nearly enough money on a foreign market to justify what they sell. Plus, as for China, it is a large market but they have a hard cap on the number of foreign movies they allow to be shown in any given year. I think it's 10, but it may very well be less. Hollywood wants as broad appeal as they can and foreign markets rarely ever completely justify any one movie. If they did, they'd just make a movie for the foreign market and skip the American market. As for political agendas, an unpopular political agenda is not going to sell. The typical movie going demographic skews younger, like 18-40, which typically leans farther left, what you're calling "woke." Not everyone, obviously, but it is a general trend. I get irritated by some of it too, especially when it's a distinctly wagging finger and seriously preachy. When it goes too far, it'll turn off movie goers, and they will see less profit. It's an overcorrection. If you're able to ignore that part of things, you usually find at least an okay movie behind it. If it bothers you this much, and I can understand why it would, then don't watch that movie. Hollywood responds to one thing, money. Give them money, they'll keep doing the same thing. Don't give it to them, they'll try and figure out why audiences didn't like espond to what they made and try something new. This is 100% entirely OUR fault, so WE need to be the ones to put a stop to the bad behaviors. Only then will the dog that is Hollywood stop pissing on the carpet.

…but we can ALL at least agree on the total awesomeness of The Expendables as a franchise tho huh?😎

With a beard and a black belt in karate!

Which part of SEA?

@@hairypancake4425 Philippines

When chuck Norris wants an egg for his breakfast he cracks open a chicken!

Greatest SFX in movie history.