This comment has driven me crazy! I can't find anything to confirm whether who wrote this 'poem' has anyone got some evidence either way?

Found it! Written by xenophon, but you are right it is critobulus who says the words; Then Critobulus spoke: It is now my turn, I think, to state to you the grounds on which I pride myself on beauty. A chorus of voices rejoined: Say on. Crit. To begin with, if I am not beautiful, as methinks I be, you will bring on your own heads the penalty of perjury; for, without waiting to have the oath administered, you are always taking the gods to witness that you find me beautiful. And I must needs believe you, for are you not all honourable men? If I then be so beautiful and affect you, even as I also am affected by him whose fair face here attracts me, I swear by all the company of heaven I would not choose the great king’s empire in exchange for what I am - the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals. And at this instant I feast my eyes on Cleinias gladlier than on all other sights which men deem fair. Joyfully will I welcome blindness to all else, if but these eyes may still behold him and him only. With sleep and night I am sore vexed, which rob me of his sight; but to daylight and the sun I owe eternal thanks, for they restore him to me, my heart’s joy, Cleinias. That's the correct quote, the video summarised a little and made it harder for me to find.

What?! Nahhh.

Xenwophon Ξενϝοφῶν

also this is probably wrong

@@segunzeesojoski Xenophon comes from the roots that mean “a foreign voice.” The “xeno” in xenophobic just means “foreign.” And the phobic part of course means “fear.” So xenophobia just means the “fear of foreigners.” It just shares a root with Xenophon and is not derived from Xenophon.

Fun fact: you don't speak Greek, and came up with this out of your ass.