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@memes4life9903 жыл бұрын
Hey can I just ask, do you recommend metal dice over plastic dice? And if you do, where do you recommend getting metal dice from?
@bskec21773 жыл бұрын
Now I need a weekly campaign with all of these characters.
@maxpowell90793 жыл бұрын
love the content bro
@maxpowell90793 жыл бұрын
Memes 4 Life it depends one good metal set will always be better than a plastic set but if you’re looking at buying them in massive amounts or for all your players then plastic will be better for you
@maxpowell90793 жыл бұрын
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@Raptorman02053 жыл бұрын
"Barbarian?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "Alright, you deal 30 points of damage"
@rompevuevitos2223 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The barbarian is not smart enough to roll dice so the DM rolls for him
@ThePi314Man3 жыл бұрын
Basically how it goes
@SirBreadJr3 жыл бұрын
It’s the barbarian that’s smart enough to play a barbarian
@LsdRaccoon3 жыл бұрын
The barbarian has a whopping 3 intelligence
@turma8eac3 жыл бұрын
Thats me
@MrFForger3 жыл бұрын
"Trust me: it makes sense in my brain." Every player ever at some point.
@Zorant0Zero3 жыл бұрын
Its because he knew the rogue would get attacked.
@RJ-15803 жыл бұрын
Thats what I told the party when i wanted to play up the forge in our ship full of explosives in order to kill the pirates
@Tae_Grixis3 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the time I tried find a way to lower a platform that was flush with the floor. It made sense to me.
@teo30663 жыл бұрын
Me when I dimension door up 500 feet to throw a rock for maximum falling impact damage, not realizing you appearently fall 500 feet per turn
@DoomsdayR3sistance3 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's better when it makes sense in the brain of every party member.... Party: "Let's ask the Paladin with firebolt to burn away the mould in this room of a mainly wooden building in the middle of the woods" The story of how my tiefling paladin became known as an arsonist for a single misguided action... and another tale of how our party got a reputation for destroying anything they come across, even tho we haven't really destroyed all that much.
@AncientSlugThrower Жыл бұрын
The rogue was the most effective character at the table. He frustrated the DM so much, they skipped the Beholder's turn.
@icevlad148 Жыл бұрын
and every one of beholders legendary actions
@Zandonus11 ай бұрын
@@icevlad148 Perhaps 'The Beholder' Is just an apprentice-baby-beholder.
@denimator0511 ай бұрын
Imo this is partially the DMs fault though for not just ruling the rogues actions as a noble sacrifice and just killing him and the beholder
@fallendeus564110 ай бұрын
@@denimator05 wtf are you talking about? There are clear rules about what happens in this exact situation. If all the other party members are within 10ft of it, they get sucked in. End of story. Also, this doesn't kill anyone. The rogue is still alive, the beholder is still alive, the entire party is still alive. They are just scattered throughout the astral plane, which is infinite in size so essentially it is a tpk, just with characters that are alive and have almost no chance of ever getting back to their plane or ever meeting the other party members again.
@denimator0510 ай бұрын
@@fallendeus5641 You don't have to follow those rules though if you think it would be more cinematic. You could also give a Dex save for the party the jump outside of 10 feet. Obviously the rogue could have done better, but the DM could let the rogue do what they were doing and still keep the party alive
@TheDangerNoodle2 жыл бұрын
I love how the Beholder is just so confused he never takes his turn and lets the rogue just fuck around and find out
@joshuaseagondollar2495 Жыл бұрын
Beholder: You know what? Imma see how this plays out...
@vyrv671911 ай бұрын
Let him cook.
@thema162211 ай бұрын
Is a thing a beholder would do
@epigone17966 ай бұрын
He beholded
@Giantcloo3 жыл бұрын
The barbarian is the only member to actually get anything done here
@dazeyndrowsy3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like most campaigns
@716pfeast3 жыл бұрын
Almost. the Cleric was able to Heal the Bard, too.
@Quicksilver_Cookie3 жыл бұрын
@@716pfeast So...he hasn't achieved anything of any use to the party, is what you're saying? :D
@picklestheomnipotent45353 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@pitchysadistic3 жыл бұрын
as per usual
@slayinderp75013 жыл бұрын
The Barb just screaming to signify he's raging is the single most accurate thing about this.
@Mystic-Moose3 жыл бұрын
I laughed very out loud and paused the video at this moment. The bowlcut is pure art!
@ThePCguy173 жыл бұрын
Hey, it always worked for Grog.
@avsnathan28793 жыл бұрын
Bard*
@mcswashbuckler38333 жыл бұрын
@@avsnathan2879 barbarian
@Mystic-Moose3 жыл бұрын
I desperately need to know whether Druid jacob is either a pothead druid or just have Moose the cat sit in the whole time instead
@Fireburst-kp4rm2 жыл бұрын
"High risk, High reward" "What did it cost?" "The campaign"
@tzem2590 Жыл бұрын
come on you still can get out of astral plane
@ryanlybarger2988 Жыл бұрын
There was no reward There was enough risk to make up for it though, don't worry ;)
@hipopotamodata9932 Жыл бұрын
the reward was a good story
@shieldgenerator78 ай бұрын
"Everything"
@u.v.s.55837 ай бұрын
"At least we did not get eaten by a dragon..."
@Gay_Priest3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my first and last campaign. The DM had a plot involving a town being overrun by the undead army of a vampire wight. He didn’t seem to take into consideration that I was a cleric with sacred flame. It kind of derailed his plan A. Then the rogue derailed his plan B by sleeping with the antagonist
@derr78232 жыл бұрын
Isnt this the bards job?
@Gay_Priest2 жыл бұрын
@@derr7823 normally yes but I swear this player was supernatural and would get unnaturally high amounts of nat 20s but only when he was drunk IRL (they were the DMs dice so no worries about loading)
@yuvalgabay10232 жыл бұрын
@@Gay_Priest a small price for greatness
@gumslice Жыл бұрын
You used your stand didn't you?
@joshuaconklin837811 ай бұрын
What on earth did sacred flame do for you? 1d8 damage?
@majickman3 жыл бұрын
I love that the barbarian automatically does 30 damage by screaming.
@JustSilverCh3 жыл бұрын
As someone playing a barbarian with reckless attack, yeah Im pretty sure that's how it works
@austinvanderveer2133 жыл бұрын
I love how the bard automatically did nothing with vicious mockery. As someone who's played a barbarian with reckless attack, that seems about right yeah.
@ClaireDuhLune3 жыл бұрын
@@austinvanderveer213 it should've been the bard casting vicious mockery and then joining the barbarian in screaming lol
@goolabbolshevish1t6513 жыл бұрын
He is sly marbo's progenitor.
@redriot-unbreakable94763 жыл бұрын
@Vhok no he was screaming, with rage deals +30 damage, lmao
@NebulousArray3 жыл бұрын
the second the rogue went "hmm" i already felt attacked
@joost90983 жыл бұрын
You take 5d6 sneak damage.
@gabrialsperka4223 жыл бұрын
I main wizard and *I* felt attacked 😂😂😂
@MyPancakeMan3 жыл бұрын
It gave me PTSD flashbacks 🤣
@arthismer47983 жыл бұрын
This is true
@devonm0426903 жыл бұрын
@@joost9098 I don't know about that... Wouldn't it be psychic damage? He said he _felt_ attacked.
@wdgaster2481 Жыл бұрын
Rogue: *Sends beholder and party to astral plane* Wizard: I cast plane shift to bring the party back to the material plane
@Ethan13371 Жыл бұрын
Counter argument: roll a d100 for Astral Nonsense. You may be covered in the concept of 'that feeling when you bite a pickle and it's just a little softer than you expected'.
@NullWes10 Жыл бұрын
@@Ethan13371 nat 100
@conundrum60690 Жыл бұрын
If you have a level 13 wizard you can probably just kill the thing.
@malkav048811 ай бұрын
Nah he would just cast fireball
@Michael-bc3es11 ай бұрын
Damn I only prepared that spell last session and I didn't use it so I prepared an upcast fireball instead
@kapitan199698383 жыл бұрын
Well, the Rogue obviously has a lot on his mind. After all, he's playing a *inhales* : Half Asimar, Half kalashtar, Blood hunter, Artificier Wizard, With the Haunted One background and the Hollow One trait from the explorers guide to wildemount. And he is haunted by his own very being. He does not run from evil because of that haunting, but also he hates divine beings because all the gods sent him down after killing numerous mortals (he was basically a god before that, but that doesn't really matter all that much). He had divine powers so he hates all of them for locking him in that mortal coil. Also, he refuses to be a victim, so that all back and forth causes a lot of doubt in his mind. Which is why the only option he had for that Beholder was to unveil this Assassin's Creed, Bag of Holding, Portable Hole. He had no other choice.
@KoyasuNoBara2 жыл бұрын
I get the reference, no need to explain, but it just occurred to me... I kinda like the idea of playing a former god? Like, not as an explanation for them being powerful, but just... backstory. They never get any of their powers back within the story (or at least, not without a bunch of really annoying restrictions). They just have to deal with once having all that power, and then suddenly not having it anymore. I guess I kinda wanna play a deconstruction of a stereotyped overly-powerful character.
@richhobo12162 жыл бұрын
@@KoyasuNoBara that would be an interesting character. I can imagine them running in head first into impossible situations because they forget that they are not a god anymore and can be killed by mortal beings
@kapitan199698382 жыл бұрын
@@KoyasuNoBara That's honestly an amazing idea! What race and class would You make this God to be?
@FlatOnHisFace2 жыл бұрын
I did this. So, to answer Kapitan #'s question: Olsiri Etar was an Aasimar Cleric of Light. (Feel free to pick any domain you want; its your god.) He had the anthropologist background from Tomb of Annihilation, to reflect that he grew up among humans (though I doubt that was necessary). Since he was a god of light and gets two Light cantrips (one from race, one from domain), with permission, I rolled that into he continuously shoots beams of light from his eyes, bright to 60', dim beyond that, but only in the direction he is facing (while his eyes are open). This means he always sees well, but it is ass for stealth, and anyone can always know what he's looking at. But because he is a god, his cleric powers all come from him. He had to grow in power as a mortal to tap into the stronger powers of his divinity, so needed to level-up. He was a god, but was stripped of his godhood and sent to the Prime Material Plane, where he was born anew in the mortal frame of a human. Now, despite being "human," he was built as an Aasmiar, since that better reflected his divine heritage. His birth parents had three other kids prior and were freaked out by what Olsiri Etar was, but they raised him as well as they could and he had a happy childhood. Because an eternal god knows so much, and a mortal mind, especially a new one, cannot handle all that, he pretty much was mind-wiped, until he hit adolescence, when his memories came flooding back, but that took a toll. He knew all the mysteries of the multiverse at the same time, but time works different for mortals, so he made anachronistic remarks (perhaps inspired by the gods in Xena: Warrior Princess), and while he knew all that was and is yet to come, he could hardly keep any of it straight and I dump-statted intellect. He remembers that he was stripped of godhood but while he was being dressed down, he was so furious that he didn't pay much attention and he is supposed to learn a lesson while on the Prime Material, but he doesn't know what that lesson is. He spent five decades just upset and refusing to engage with the task, so he has this godly impressive build, but totally let himself go. His party mates would later liken him to Thor during Endgame, which is so appropriate. His physical abilities were no higher than +1 each. His wisdom and charisma were both +3. He took War Caster at level 4, as he wades into fights, slinging fireballs and smashing with his glowing mace, but a stat boost is just as good. Though he is salty for his predicament, he is a genuine force of good. He realized that he has a unique opportunity to directly build up a following while on the Prime Material, so that when his godhood is reinstated, he will have a strong devoted fan base. In his backstory, a fey creature enchanted and enslaved him for several years, which he figured out was because she was trying to prevent him from fulfilling his destiny, so he decided it must be important, and is now determined to figure out the lesson he was meant to learn. He joined an adventuring party to grow in power, help others, and complete his quest.
His cleric having to mitigate his healing so carefully, and basically play chess and think 3 moves ahead, then IMMEDIATELY have his plans scraped cause of his party being ridiculous.... god that’s so spot on
@TreefireX3 жыл бұрын
Except the cleric's decisions with time to plan were lackluster at best. Clerics have a huge number of incredibly useful spells and features and with all that time to plan guidance and healing word was the cleric's turn. But I've been there, some party members just love going down :P
@jasonpurcellau3 жыл бұрын
I would never use healing word on a party member unless they got downed. Its just not worth the slot.
@Thalanox3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonpurcellau That's the whole reason it's a bonus action, isn't it?
@MrKoffeeKup3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I play healer people tell me to plan my turn out because I take so long, they always forget my turn involve them :C I don't play healer anymore.
@nicolasgodines11293 жыл бұрын
As a cleric main, I cast Guiding Bolt until it dies. Usually my strategy.
@VexWerewolf3 жыл бұрын
"What are we doing, Barbarian?" "The same thing we do every turn, Fighter."
@WexMajor823 жыл бұрын
Try and conquer the world!
@Pemshibro3 жыл бұрын
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
@OverlordZephyros3 жыл бұрын
🎶🎶🎵 They're Barbarian and The Fighter Yes, Barbarian and The Fighter One is a genius The other's insane. They're Melee personified Pretty much boring all the time They're Barbarian They're Barbarian and The Fighter, Fighter ,Fighter ,Fighter , Fighter, Fighter, Fighter, Fighter, Fighter. 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
@salmanmahyuddin83843 жыл бұрын
why are we still here... just to (make our enemies) suffer?
@hugofontes57083 жыл бұрын
As a battlemaster, I was disappointed by this But then one day I went shopping for a bunch of tricky crap for shenanigans, learned to combo with the rogue and said "screw this, I want to climb the boss and unleash all my attacks" on full monster hunter mode
@smileyvr44382 жыл бұрын
The Barb screaming. The Bard trying his best to be useful, but being denied by the DM. The Cleric being a not team player. The Rogue doing funky stuff. This skit has it all.
@ldalexandrite Жыл бұрын
The cleric was being a team player though :(
@Kylora2112 Жыл бұрын
@@ldalexandrite The cleric is every healer ever, though. "Yes, I play a dedicated healing build, but f*$# you for making me actually have to heal!"
@ldalexandrite Жыл бұрын
@@Kylora2112 …but the Cleric in the video _was_ pretty supportive other than f’ing up the Bard. Clerics do provide much needed utility, not just pure heals
@skell613411 ай бұрын
@@ldalexandriteThat beacon of hope sure gonna be pretty useful for rogue XD
@CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS9 ай бұрын
The unsupportive support character is one of my favorite dnd tropes.
@golfer4352 жыл бұрын
As a rogue, I am ashamed to say this is very accurate. So many mechanics that I *must* use.
@techbeef2 жыл бұрын
To everyone else's detriment at the table.
@golfer4352 жыл бұрын
@@techbeef I do try to at least be qui k about it
@SomeGuyXD65 Жыл бұрын
Sneak attack + cunning action:hide go brrr
@skell613411 ай бұрын
@@SomeGuyXD65Sudden Strike+Dread ambusher
@digge22109 ай бұрын
@@techbeefwe never comply when some dumb fighter miss or some wizard is out of spells, we are all gears in a clocks
@benjaminrosiek50073 жыл бұрын
i like this barbarian, very compelling character, he should be on more.
@willieearles31513 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHHAHHAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
@GibusWearingMann3 жыл бұрын
I want to see the barbarian do an ad read: AAAAAAAA _Honey logo appears on screen_ AAAAAAAAAAAA _screen recording of fetching coupon codes_ AAAAAAAAAAA _now holding a discounted item_ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA _discount code on screen_ AAAAAAAAAAAA
@arkamfate93713 жыл бұрын
People, I got a fever and the only cure for it is more barbarian!
@honooryu53743 жыл бұрын
@@GibusWearingMann yes absolutely
@dim-flower3 жыл бұрын
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@brem-3 жыл бұрын
I like how the beholder never does anything, so I just imagine whilst the rogue is doing all his weird shit the beholder is just looking at him trying to figure wtf is going on
@irishmanfromengland253 жыл бұрын
well, he blaster the bard with disintegration, so that's something it did. But yeah, I can totally picture that beholder just going 'what the fuck is that guy... OHMYGODHE'SONTOPOFME!'
@Aerowarrier3 жыл бұрын
The beholder is looking at him in utter confusion, as in all the millions of ways it imagined such a fight going, a rogue doing something so idiotic was never even close to happening
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
@@Aerowarrier That Beholder has clearly never dealt with adventurers before. A veteran Beholder would have death beamed that rouge the second he snuck into a corner.
@williamwontiam31663 жыл бұрын
Honestly I can see a beholder having nightmares staring at this plan.
@mrosskne3 жыл бұрын
11 eyes isn't enough
@thefishgolder3 жыл бұрын
God just imagining all of this from the perspective of the beholder is fucking hilarious
@tjcuevas18502 жыл бұрын
lol I secont that brothah
@A_Simple_Neurose Жыл бұрын
11 angles of it too. A feast for the eyes.
@the1andonlySM3 жыл бұрын
As a bard, I confirm that we will always help any chaotic party member with their shenanigans.
@TheWolfDawg3 жыл бұрын
"High risk, high reward!" "I would like to attack the rogue" I died laughing here XD
@Stealth_Saber3 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaaame lmao
@hometimemayhem9283 жыл бұрын
The risk is your DM using your antique sheet as his new ass wiping supply
@ethanthamouse66953 жыл бұрын
I mean I'd just look at the Rouge and stand up and clap as I would respect his valiant attempt
@CunnyMuncher3 жыл бұрын
Wait, the diameter of the circle/sphere made by portable hole-ing a bag of holding is an explosion of 10x10x10, that proceeds to send anything inside it to god knows where. Would his ENTIRE party be next to the beholder? Maybe the barbarian, but I dunno.
@andreidragostin3 жыл бұрын
ROLL A NEW CHARACTER
@drigondii3 жыл бұрын
“My leathers are shadow colored.” That’s one way to say it.
@gustavoprado12273 жыл бұрын
@Pontus von Geijer Nice one
@whereisawesomeness3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the worst line from Fahrenheit 451, “He hung up his black-beetle coloured helmet”
@echori.3 жыл бұрын
Real ninja wear blue! ~
@LightsOnTrees3 жыл бұрын
because this is my united states of whatever.
@monsieurm0u7313 жыл бұрын
@@whereisawesomeness hey, I read that in school
@Expression2.0 Жыл бұрын
“I would like to attack the rogue” that got me laughing for a minute straight
@adamloga3788 Жыл бұрын
Given the voices, I think that was the bard.
@procrafter50002 жыл бұрын
As a rogue currently: I only nick useless enchanted stuff, like my sword that has 1/3 accuracy loss but glows near rocks
@wesleywyndam-pryce53052 жыл бұрын
why would that even exist? sounds like a fun campaign
@theorangegremlin3342 жыл бұрын
AH HELL YA FLORISSANT SWORD
@Sky-CladObserver2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like the sword from Lord of the Rings, but whoever was describing it mumbled when they said "orcs" and it sounded like "rocks".
@justicedemocrat9357 Жыл бұрын
Just glue a rock to the sword and you've got yourself a sweet flashlight.
@thingsareabouttogetgrusome50923 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a beholder and one of the guys just runs into the corner, climbs along the wall and ceiling and sends you to another plane
@ilancruz8383 жыл бұрын
Normal Tuesday
@MetaMike1003 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's a Beholder so it probably considered that at least once in its life.
@valinaladdams44983 жыл бұрын
What I imagine is the Rogue, creepily crouching towards the corner, engulfed by shadows, climbing the walls like the fucking Grudge (Ju On), then start monkeying from the ceiling, becoming Sun Wukong and falling, face first, onto the, now, creeped out and terrified, Beholder. Poor thing 😂
@wayneellis72973 жыл бұрын
It be like laying in bed, seeing a cockroach on the ceiling, then teleporting to your backyard before you can freak out about it.
@henriqueribeiro81673 жыл бұрын
@@MetaMike100 That is why they are Paranoid.
@TotallyNotTheRedComet693 жыл бұрын
*“NOW I NEED TO RETHINK MY WHOLE TURN!”* Fucking.... spot on.
@JarthenGreenmeadow3 жыл бұрын
Oh we're thinking about our turns ahead of time. I thought I'd wait until its my turn and then decide my next course of action.
@HeiressEllie3 жыл бұрын
" *TRUST ME IT MAKES SENSE IN **_MY_** HEAD* " is exactly me.
@ultimomos59183 жыл бұрын
Melee Classes- Hit bad guy Caster Classes- Solve the meaning of life after every turn
You forgot the part where the rogue steals from the party and the whole party has to pretend they don't notice in character while passive aggressively punishing the rogue anyway.
@tabemono7398 Жыл бұрын
For that's reason i love virtual games my player can make their dice roll in secret so the other member dont know and that's funny. Wizard: i use my necklace of fireball Me: You dont have necklace of fireball and the rogue at his side who cry: FIREBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox9 ай бұрын
@@tabemono7398 You do not sound like a very pleasant person to play with
@Torma256 ай бұрын
@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox yeah the "my character barely knows you guys so he's just gonna steal from you" and the "it makes no sense for my character to tell the party what he found in this chest that only he could unlock" people are unbearable assholes at best. It's a fucking game dude. A game that ends if people die. A game where a signle bad decision can end an entire party. And you just have an item in your inventory that would have helped. Except you're not even attuned to it because you got it two sessions (over a month irl time) ago and you literally just forgot. Now the game's over, and everybody's characters are just fucking dead. But well done, you "roleplayed".
@theangrypotato2.0312 ай бұрын
@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Foxid be fine playing with them, some of you guys really need to learn rolling with the punches always makes for a better, more fun story.
@Koryser27112 жыл бұрын
"that doesn't mean you can climb flat surfaces" "Can i try?" Im laughing so much
@DarthSidian3 жыл бұрын
"Barbarian, what are you doing?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "Raging, got it." As a Barbarian main, this is so accurate and I feel called out.
@breeze62173 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Barbarian main, I also feel called out.
@cuckoobirb85263 жыл бұрын
Heh
@OriginalKasym3 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Translation for those who don't speak Rage: I too feel called out my fellow barbaric companions.
@CanyonF3 жыл бұрын
why would you "main" a class? this isn't smash bros lol
@starpegasusgamer85613 жыл бұрын
There’s people who have a favorite class and like to play with it and its flavors most of the time. You can be a “main” anything, really. It just comes down to the way you wanna have fun XD
@NyanDiamond3 жыл бұрын
“How are you even accomplishing this all in one turn” Me, arcane trickster, with Longstrider, mobility feat, and my ally gave me haste
@t.estable38563 жыл бұрын
The Rogue should have been a Tabaxi, climb speed + free Speed Boosts.
@justabiscuit17943 жыл бұрын
The flash build
@andrewlentner3 жыл бұрын
Is Longstrider a feat?
@henriquedelarosa54193 жыл бұрын
@@t.estable3856 I have a Rogue/Fighter Tabaxi in a campaign i'm running and GOD, that cat can move
@t.estable38563 жыл бұрын
@@henriquedelarosa5419 Swashbuckler? Because they are hit and run demons.
@Scream_Lord2 жыл бұрын
DM: The Beholder hovers over the party, it's eleven eyes glaring at each of you as it prepares its abominable arcane abilities. Roll initiative! Bard: I cast Bardic Inspiration. Cleric: I take cover and prepare Healing Hands Barbarian: AAAAAAAAAAAA- Rouge: I create a singularity and suck us all into the infinite void.
@bismuth29669 ай бұрын
My favorite part is that the rogue could have done the bag thing immediately there was no reason to climb the wall and gymnastics on top of it
@ESparkAsterАй бұрын
@@bismuth2966 Yes there was you just don't understand the complex machinations of that Rogue's brain.
@bernardo.bridon3 жыл бұрын
"OH GREAT NOW I HAVE TO RETHINK MY WHOLE TURN" - Cleric I feel that in my soul
@ralseibestboi54610 ай бұрын
Seriously the fighter does something stupid and then instead of being able to assist the warlock who just retreated so I could heal them I have to rush over and take damage from opportunity attacks to revive them while the warlock continues to bleed out
@christopherbloom52593 жыл бұрын
"I'd like to attack the rogue" has been uttered countless a time
@dragonbornwerewolf3 жыл бұрын
I've said it and I'm a ranger.😭😂
@adrianj26663 жыл бұрын
Too bad Rouge have few tricks prepared or such an occasion
@kiwionpizza13363 жыл бұрын
@@adrianj2666 Level 4 Rogue: *”CUZ IM TAKING THE MOBILE FEAT!”*
@Forgenshoot3 жыл бұрын
My party's rogue lasted 3 IRL months. He tried to attack this allied NPC after all of us were out to town shopping, lost (definitely cheated because level 7 rogue no have 70 HP), then got killed by our paladin. Good times.
@DGDDice3 жыл бұрын
yes my chaotic neutral kenku rogue has had that uttered at him many a time. he's still standing despite all the goody 2 shoes he is surrounded by especially that lawful good human paladin in my group who constantly wants to have me thrown in jail.
@55566789ful3 жыл бұрын
you missed the oportunity to say "my jacket is made of....hide"
@Aiumy913 жыл бұрын
Oh please, can you explain this joke? I’m not english!
@harinirajesh38383 жыл бұрын
@@Aiumy91 He is *hiding* in the corner.. and his jacket is made of *hide*. It's a pun (though it probably doesn't translate well)
@ajc10803 жыл бұрын
@@Aiumy91 Wearing a leather hide jacket and claiming that it will help you hide. It's a deliciously bad pun. Topnotch.
@Aiumy913 жыл бұрын
@@harinirajesh3838 Thank you all, I didn't know that hide is a sinonym of leather! :D
@demonzabrak3 жыл бұрын
@@Aiumy91 it’s closer to a synonym for “skin” not “leather.” Leather is always made from an animal hide, but not all animal hides make good leather. A bear skin rug is also just an animal hide, so hides sometimes also include feathers and fur.
@CherylAvium3 жыл бұрын
DM: You see a Crown Rogue(Me): I steal it DM: Ok roll for it Rogue(Me): D20 DM: *Under Their Breath* Well there goes the plot Rogue(Me): *Muttering* Yes
@lpsfoxstar84542 жыл бұрын
Love this, last game we avoided all three combats including the big boss fight we were building up to for like three sessions due to just our god tier brains and me, the rogue bypassed half the dungeon by picking an unpickable lock with my nat 20
@kobieharrison89312 жыл бұрын
@@lpsfoxstar8454 i managed to do something similar; my party had just gotten captured by the xanathar guild in the dungron of the mad mage, and we were stuck in a cell. Now everyone else was either planning (everyone bar 1) or waiting (the one who wasnt planning, which, might i add, is a wizard). So their all doing their thing, i pick up a twig i found in the corner, and just innocently ask to pick the lock, i knew there was no chance this was gonna work, but the dm allowed it; nat 20. Everyone went nuts and my dm broke, along with the wizard. So while i was leaving the cage the wizard asks me: Wizard: "where are you going??????" Me: "out of the cage" Wizard: "but where are you planning to go?????????" Me: "away from here??" Was the greatest thing to happen up until then
@lucykitsune46192 жыл бұрын
Why steal it, that's boring. Replace it with a crown looking the same that the artificer made that makes fart noises in random intervals
@nathanthom81762 жыл бұрын
Did you ever find what the roll you were asked to make was for? I mean was the roll to avoid being seen or to avoid setting off a trap or something else. To me it seems that if the DM wanted that Crown to stay put then a few simple steps could have made that the case.
@gastonfourt53632 жыл бұрын
@@lpsfoxstar8454 "You get very close to picking the lock that it's practically unlocked. However, a sudden force crunches on the space within the keyhole, you retract your thieve's tool, sparing it from the grasp of the lock. The gears and pins shuffle within the mechanism and the clear pathway for unlocking the lock creates a cataclysm, reordering the functions of the lock as it furthers its complexity more and more until it reaches stability within the small lock. The wizard gleens at the aftermath of the events that have just transpired." Wizard: "Very interesting... you seem to have quite a remarkable skill, young one..." "He lifts his fingers and you fly back with shackles appearing on your hands and fingers" Wizard: "Let me commend your efforts with a prison more befitting of your splendor"
@paj5529 Жыл бұрын
The Cleric cast Beacon of Hope so that when the Rogues plan inevitably backfired he'd be able to survive, then he could heal the Rogue as much as possible I think
@averageenjoyer22497 ай бұрын
Yup, that is the right answer.
@BigDickWizard69693 жыл бұрын
The rogue should just stab the main eye so that I won't have to worry about any anti-magic fields causing disruptions to any fireball-related activities of mine... What do you mean "the other eye rays"?
@Garwinium3 жыл бұрын
the partys main goal should be to make sure the wizard has nothing making it difficult for them to cast fireball
@nathanfriedman73673 жыл бұрын
This is too much thought. All you need to do is fireball despite the anti-magic. IT ALWAYS WORKS I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MAGIC LAWS
@Garwinium3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanfriedman7367 yeah but you might have a mean dm who tries to enforce this wierd thing called rules i think its supposed to prevent you from casting in a antimagic field or something
@BigDickWizard69693 жыл бұрын
@@Garwinium Yes, this. Never trust a DM and their "rules."
@nathanfriedman73673 жыл бұрын
@@BigDickWizard6969 I think you are forgetting something that has the capacity to allow unlimited power, regardless of these so-called "rules" G-Fuel
@malakai20463 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest... any DM that lets a rogue have a bag of holding AND a portable hole knows what he's signing up for.
@Erin-ks4jp3 жыл бұрын
The only worse combination is an artificer and a BoH and portable hole - because then I can automate the process. I really annoyed my DM by building the "Astral grenade". For 20 thousand gold, and a replicate magic item infusion you can utterly annihiliate an area. I say annoyed, it was that kind of DM annoyed, where they love it, but it's also extremely broken.
@RydenDaniel3 жыл бұрын
@@Erin-ks4jp you could also just create two bag of holdings as the artificer, the rules doesn't prevent you from making the same item twice
@andrewmorrison60433 жыл бұрын
@@RydenDaniel actually i thought it did. If its on of your infusions (imbuements? I forget which is which) it says that you can only use one of each specific type at a time. ie: i can do the improved armor and the improved weapon infusions but not two improved armor infusions (sorry for not remembering the exact names of the infusions i just remember what they do)
@RydenDaniel3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewmorrison6043 Replicate Magic Item explicitly says it can be used multiple times
@Erin-ks4jp3 жыл бұрын
@@RydenDaniel I tried that, but DM disallowed it because it was a little too easy - which I think is fair.
@dylanraub22632 жыл бұрын
Rogue: *Banging a drum, while prone, in the center of an auditorium full of people* "I would like to sneak out of the auditorium while everyone is watching me" DM: Roll Stealth at quadruple disadvantage Rogue: "47"
@emptylibrito67872 жыл бұрын
I love how the barbarian is the only one basically playing the game at that point
@FatalKitsune3 жыл бұрын
Cleric: Frantic shuffling through his 8,000 available spells I feel that.
@capscarlett78593 жыл бұрын
Then casts Healing Word, cos it's the only one that's any use.
@agnidas58163 жыл бұрын
@@capscarlett7859 casting healing spells in combat is usually the worst use of a turn strategically speaking. Even if they go unconscious - the best bet is to just slay the beast instead of causing a TPK by running around and making allies conscious. Maths...
@galaxykitsune3 жыл бұрын
@@agnidas5816 Unless you're getting up like,, a heavy damage dealer like a wizard or sorcerer who has some extremely useful spells that could secure the win...?
@Fallenangel_853 жыл бұрын
@@agnidas5816 You don't need to run for healing word and it's a bonus action, so it's pretty viable to get someone back up.
@grandmasterkurashi3 жыл бұрын
3.5 clerics have their entire spell list prepared at all times.
@terrnoisrp88943 жыл бұрын
“Is the beholder prone because it floating.” There has to be a DM who was asked this question before at least once
@spooboncoolio10063 жыл бұрын
Hovering creatures are unaffected by the prone Condition while flying
@brandonhowell50963 жыл бұрын
@@spooboncoolio1006 what if they get a wall of stone formed underneath them would they not be on the ground :p
@Darklord-uo3re3 жыл бұрын
These are the types of questions I asked my DM. I also happened to be playing a Rogue/Wizard with a dash of Gunslinger. This was pathfinder, look it's still the same case here okay
@JT_Lich3 жыл бұрын
Beholders are technically *immune* to the prone condition so I'm sorta confused
@watchingvideosalot39603 жыл бұрын
My eyes rolled back into my skull as I told him that flying creatures are prone when they are falling and hit the ground
@metsleeth5369 Жыл бұрын
"I would like to attack the rogue" killed me.
@RemGremlin2 жыл бұрын
This man single-handedly inspired me to play D&D with my friends, I have zero regrets.
@legendgames128 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the world of DnD!
@11tw483 жыл бұрын
"Is the killer whale technically prone because it's in water-" "Is the ground prone because it's flat-" "Okay so he's breakdancing right, what I'm hearing is that he's prone-"
@ardenorcrush6493 жыл бұрын
"I cast Wish to change the planet's axis tilt, so everyone who was standing upright, now is prone - and vice versa".
@futuza3 жыл бұрын
@@ardenorcrush649 That's some Obi-wan level of high ground.
@AsoSnT3 жыл бұрын
@@ardenorcrush649 haha !
@leyrua3 жыл бұрын
@@ardenorcrush649 How much XP do you get for killing _everyone on the planet?_
@sylph80053 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of this one time my group played the Quiet Year and there was a break dancing villain
@rocketman24853 жыл бұрын
If i had a copper piece for every time someone in my party said "I would like to attack the rogue" I would have enough to pay them back for what I stole from them.
@dhark0n3323 жыл бұрын
I mean, it make sense, how is you sneak atacks in them?
@tombowstead47203 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderthompson7164 My other 2 party members fought over a flask of tainted holy water while I fought the boss by myself. I killed the boss by myself, and the flask was thrown at a wall. They were doing this about 30 ft. away from me.
@Siberos.3 жыл бұрын
smart
@ochicasillas69723 жыл бұрын
lol im the one trying to attack the others
@7maGic0943 жыл бұрын
As a rouge, I can confirm that we do the most gimiky things just to mess with the campaign
@techbeef2 жыл бұрын
And that's why DMs ban the class.
@justv7536 Жыл бұрын
My barbarian kobold was so dumb yet so strong that when our party's rogue tried to rob my gold pouch I hospitalised her by turning my body
@manperson23473 жыл бұрын
Unrealistic, a true Rouge player would complain about having to make an athletics check instead of acrobatics
@zyibesixdouze48633 жыл бұрын
Guilty
@sneakysquirrel19903 жыл бұрын
Kinda new dnd rogue player here. I've always had a hard time determining which is better to be proficient in but I feel acrobatic is better since its geared towards being nimble and dexterous
@_bobsayshello3 жыл бұрын
Acrobatics if you're gonna move around the battlefield, athletics if you're gonna grapple/knock people over :D
@arthurrosa94033 жыл бұрын
@@_bobsayshello Anything that uses only body momentum is acrobatics. Athletic is anything that makes you exert force against something(including gravity). That's the simplest explanation I've come up with, and it solved all those problems on my campaings.
@sneakysquirrel19903 жыл бұрын
@@arthurrosa9403 athletic is a strength based check isn't it?
@baylorl533 жыл бұрын
I like how the beholder just shot a laser at the bard and then just spent the rest of the time watching the rouge do a bunch of dumb sh*t before being sent to the astral plane
@rompevuevitos2223 жыл бұрын
He went "Hold up, i gotta see this"
@FlyingDominion3 жыл бұрын
*rogue
@cymes823 жыл бұрын
*slightly red bordering on pink
@spiceyicey3 жыл бұрын
@@FlyingDominion they _could_ have been under the interpertation that the rogue was a tiefling, hence the rouge
@sunshineunits66853 жыл бұрын
hes tweeting about these crazy players hes about to eat.
@IxodesPersulcatus2 жыл бұрын
The rogue scampers into a dark corner, skittering up the wall and along the ceiling, and falling from it, like a cockroach, all in a single motion
@micaification3 жыл бұрын
This made me miss being a barbarian. There’s some simple fun in just screaming and inflicting damage
@TheScaredLittleScholar3 жыл бұрын
“Trust me it makes sense in my brain” In my sessions, that’s the word spoken a few seconds before disaster
@twilightsparkle753 жыл бұрын
looks like the same thing happened here lmao
@spritemon983 жыл бұрын
Player: I have this glorious plan!! *rolls a nat 1* everything is going wrong!!
@DutchHeathen3 жыл бұрын
Disaster *or* glory.. you can never know.
@daro95823 жыл бұрын
DM-“You’re in a room with flammable gas and every spark could egnite it” Sorcerer-“I’d like to cast fireball”
@GloriousSquizoKing.3 жыл бұрын
@@spritemon98 as the player that usually makes the plans, you're spot on.
@Snipfragueur3 жыл бұрын
How rogues destroy campaigns: "I run away and let all my comrades to die a horrible death."
@kamencraftbrasil43673 жыл бұрын
Which is the opposite of what happened her, apparently the rogue wanted to sacrifice himself to get rid of the beholder but the dm got angry and instead of verifying who was within the radius of the portal he just said "everyone is screwed", and the party decided to kill the rogue for that. Honestly if it wasn't a joke the whole thing would sound toxic.
@icouldntthinkofagooduserna66583 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile one of my rogue: dies to a double crit and double crit fail
@littlespacesuit3 жыл бұрын
Accurate. In my very first combat situation as a rogue, I hid in a corner and passed a turn waiting to see if the NPCs would kill my comrades. Then I shot at the NPCs from the safety of my corner, provided I didn't have to expose myself to any danger while I did it.
@Wampao3 жыл бұрын
So these rogues are users of the Joestar secret technique
@bombkangaroo3 жыл бұрын
That actually sums up my first game of DnD that I played with my older brother and younger sister back when I was six.
@Foul_Mouth3 жыл бұрын
I love how Jacob gives each player and the DM their own personality.
@davidselves9384 Жыл бұрын
I once put a bag of holding inside a bag of holding. The universe collapsed in on itself and imploded.
@Fulou3 жыл бұрын
"How do you rule grappling, if you're just grappling arms." - I'm suddenly imagining this beholder as a buff geodude.
@lucas234533 жыл бұрын
This is a perfectly acceptable image.
@definitelyacabbagefarmer59963 жыл бұрын
Could you grapple his eyes?
@Fulou3 жыл бұрын
@@definitelyacabbagefarmer5996 have you been watching utopia and the dreaded spoon?
@definitelyacabbagefarmer59963 жыл бұрын
@foulu I am an uncultured child I honestly have no idea what that is
@ashtongiertz87283 жыл бұрын
It made me think of a beholder that had 11 arms instead of 11 eyes
@crazyseth133 жыл бұрын
To be honest the Cleric Casting Beacon Of Hope makes perfect sense because he most likely expects the rogue to fall to his death
@elithegreat55902 жыл бұрын
Ah, a cleric.
@PollyTicallycorrect2 жыл бұрын
*Rogue
@crazyseth132 жыл бұрын
Wow come back almost a year later. To see this comment with so many likes. Also fixed the spelling error just for the man above. Your Welcome
@some1fromthedark2 жыл бұрын
@@crazyseth13 *You're
@boogaethje2 жыл бұрын
@@some1fromthedark 😂😂😂
@survivingzgamer3 жыл бұрын
Our first session with a new (and diverse) group went something similar to this and now we’re restarting with 6 chaotic evil rogues and i’m never playing with them again.
@rogue997b2 жыл бұрын
That's utter anarchy even I would be no start over.
@DaemonWulf7 Жыл бұрын
6 chaotic evil rogues is not a campaign, its a meandering walk through a particularly tortuous region of hell
@drakon68783 жыл бұрын
"Is the Beholder technically prone?" Literally its 1 condition immunity is prone.
@drewthelovable68093 жыл бұрын
The tree most cursed words in all of D&D “Can I try?”
@ThorsShadow3 жыл бұрын
Tbh, when your DM tells you "You can try"...that's equally as cursed.
@malaineeward52492 жыл бұрын
I DMed for my little siblings and my sister wanted to do something involving a roped arrow and changing it's trajectory with another arrow (I don't remember the end goal or if there were other moving parts...) I didn't want to discourage creative play, but I made her roll for every step.
@perilousloki47122 жыл бұрын
Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
@kitten-inside2 жыл бұрын
Either you can handle the chaos, or you are in the wrong room, my friend.
@nickanderson4122 жыл бұрын
Followed closely by "Are you sure?"
@Reishadowen3 жыл бұрын
"Okay Cleric, that ends your turn. Barbarian, what are you doing?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" "Raging, gotcha."
@VItarcheg3 жыл бұрын
Isn't raging a bonus action? He should've done something else as well
@MrStevum2 жыл бұрын
@@VItarcheg issa joke
@ARockyRock2 жыл бұрын
@@VItarcheg I mean, he did do 30 points of damage the second time, I guess we can assume he used his turn for movement or something idk
@FlatOnHisFace2 жыл бұрын
His turn was fast because he only does one thing: Arrghh!
That's why for my campaigns I go by the rule "if it seems broken/unfair, it doesn't count." The rogue hates this rule, but the rest of the party LOVES it
@thew1ngman2 жыл бұрын
That seems like the most anti-fun rule I've ever seen.
@InfinityMagician2 жыл бұрын
@@thew1ngman It totally depends on a persons idea of fun! The main reason I have this rule implemented is because my play groups generally have super chill characters that are there more for the roleplay and lore rather than actual combat. This rule works incredibly well for our playstyle, but, depending on the playgroup, this rule becomes incredibly anti-fun. That's what I love about D&D, you can adjust it to you and your groups playstyle so easily!
@mekhazen42892 жыл бұрын
if u see fun u kill it?
@matthewkirkhart24012 жыл бұрын
I bet your Barbarian character also hates this rule. lol
@marcelschiavini66152 жыл бұрын
That us actually in the book. If you roll a 20 does not mean you can jump to the moon. Or hide in front of an enemy in a square room. Nat 20 is not equal to success.
@Cyanide21123 жыл бұрын
As a rogue, I can confirm this is completely accurate.
@lumin64643 жыл бұрын
dude I think I've been playing the wrong classes, I try and do this kind of crap as a wizards and sorcerers
@anonymoushr883 жыл бұрын
@@lumin6464 And that's why I play an arcane trickster(at least in pathfinder) The amount of extra shenanigans I can pull with magic on top of ridiculous stealth and sleight of hand is wonderous.
@michaelblosenhauer98873 жыл бұрын
3.5 disclaimer We have a monk player in our group that does similar things. I use to make fun of him until I made a monk-like fighter ogue\sorcerer.
@tomfromtartu97063 жыл бұрын
@@lumin6464 I once played an elven wizard in a limited-resources and 3.0 grim'n'gritty setting, and went to great lengths to hide the fact that he was a wizard. DM liked the idea and allowed it to be. The other players thought for quite some time, that I was a warrior class, wondering if i was a figter or a barbarian. Verbal and somatic parts of spells were more subtle and to people with untrained spellcraft did not autodetect casting. Also nobody besides me spoke elvish, so i could use that for casting, to further avoid detection. The tradeoff was, that the foes also could mask their casters more easily if using subtle spells. I avoided evocation and other flashy stuff, using more subtle spells like true strike, that actually benefitted in GnG mechanics, giving me plenty of critical strikes in combat. Once we acessed more decent weapons and armor I did take 1 level of fighter to get skills with martial weapons and armor and continued to cast with spell failure chance.
@drollfurball28633 жыл бұрын
We certainly DO try to get ourselves into the most amounts of trouble....
@moeflamelord69003 жыл бұрын
As a cleric player, i can tell you why he was casting Beacon of Hope. He was betting the rogue would die
@baturalpdurmaz9272 Жыл бұрын
Yeah... When you play a healer for too long you learn to not to believe your party especially the rouge
@Gabo135790 Жыл бұрын
@@baturalpdurmaz9272 xDDDDD
@darkmatter9643 Жыл бұрын
@@baturalpdurmaz9272I too do not believe in colours
@Azoperoa Жыл бұрын
@@baturalpdurmaz9272 As a new Life Domain Cleric main, I hope to one day achieve zero faith in my party
@knightsurda Жыл бұрын
As a rogue player, I commend you. For I most certainly will die as I run up to the beholder and attempt to stab it in the big eye.
@ATM1807 сағат бұрын
I don't think enough appreciation is given to how accurate the bard is.
@StevenKR2 жыл бұрын
The beholder was so awed by the rouge's incredible wall climbing ability he lost all actions for his next turn.
@corporealghoul3 жыл бұрын
"Is the Beholder technically prone since it is hovering?" I died.
@colewegner75763 жыл бұрын
Beholders are immune to the prome condition anyway so its even funnier
@AttilaVoices3 жыл бұрын
All those prone birds out in the wilderness... poor things...
@luigicadorna86443 жыл бұрын
Seraaphim Wild man going around fucking all the dogs.
@colewegner75763 жыл бұрын
@SEAN LOWRANCE did no one ask you out to prom?
@krakios39503 жыл бұрын
This is a great reminder that DMs should always remember that when something straight up isn't possible you can just say "No, that makes no sense no matter what you roll"
@WildBluntHickok2 жыл бұрын
Also sometimes a nat 20 means "although your weak attack has no effect you have amused the BBEG enough for him to have the guards throw you out instead of kill you". A sort of "everything's coming up Millhouse" type of tiny victory instead of the failure that any other roll would've produced.
@sinnerthesinful5522 жыл бұрын
The only thing I see here that could've been better is that the rogue could've warned the party to run away between turns, he's using his abilities and equipment correctly, asking the DM for permission before doing anything, he's not complaining nor whinning and he thought of a creative way to defeat the villain that's clearly too powerful for the group to fight it head on. Honestly if it wasn't for the warning thing I'd say this is the rogue SAVING the campaing
@themilkman69692 жыл бұрын
bards are immune to this, due to the fact that they are the most powerful
@FerunaLutelou2 жыл бұрын
@@WildBluntHickok or you can just make the bad guy stop the combat and start laughing hysterically at the party member's epic fail like our DM did, giving the party an advantage, even if it's an embarrassing one.
@HauntingSpectre2 жыл бұрын
@@sinnerthesinful552 And he wasn't just climbing up a flat wall. Technically it was a corner, and is climbable by pressing against both walls. I've done it and climbed up over 50 feet of building that way. Mind you, if you slip you are probably dead / going to the hospital depending on how high you get.
@616drift23 жыл бұрын
0:15 "oh you're just the greatest" best line
@keelanbrown77472 жыл бұрын
"Barb what do you do" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" "You deal 30 points of damage"
@sirjamsession81793 жыл бұрын
That campaign isn't ruined at all. Astral campaign with a beholder sounds like a great next session.
@canadiangopnik70073 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, the beholder’s goal was to enter the astral plane, so as thanks he accompanies the party whenever they’re in the astral plane, like a weird power up
@volbla3 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a pet beholder.
@josiebianchi34813 жыл бұрын
he's their ship
@TonkarzOfSolSystem3 жыл бұрын
"Unprepared travellers who door to the Astral Plane can find themselves in the middle of an infinite nowhere. Neither starvation nor age will take them, so they must wait for an eternity unless they have some means of calling for aid (or killing themselves)."
@ratchit81223 жыл бұрын
@@canadiangopnik7007 but don't beholders hate everyone but themselves? I understand this is a joke, but I doubt he'd do that.
@Bucko993 жыл бұрын
"Is the beholder technically prone because he's hovering?" That. That got me.
@herbertkraft73792 жыл бұрын
Beholder condition immunities: Prone
@danielcastillo5912 жыл бұрын
@@herbertkraft7379 Is he immune because he's _constantly_ prone and you can't get any prone-er?
@Mepphy99 Жыл бұрын
@@danielcastillo591 my DM told me "no fuck you "
@rynemcgriffin1752 Жыл бұрын
@@danielcastillo591 Why would the question be asked in the first place considering it’s a floating ball of eyes
@Spiggo97 Жыл бұрын
@@rynemcgriffin1752 hmm yes, seems prone-y to me
@michaelpapadopoulos37563 жыл бұрын
This is just like my last session in the campaign I am dm'ing (this Friday will be the final session finally). The party consists of a Dragonborn Paladin, a High elf Wizard (necromancer) a human bard, and a human rogue (who wanted a custom bounty hunter specialty). The goal is to infiltrate the palace and get into the throne room to confront the regent who they think is the bad guy. The agreed plan was to get within the outer walls by going through the sewer and then the bard and the wizard would use Dimension door to teleport the party inside. However it ended up going something like this: Rogue: I'm going to climb up first and scout around. Paladin/Wizard: OK Bard (who is a rogue multiclass and has expertise in stealth and access to pass without trace): gets ignored (Like they pretty much had been the whole time they were with the party) Rogue climbs out of the sewer and I advise the side of the palace closest to them has a door leading to the barracks. Rogue: I use my crowbar to jam the door shut. DM: Not a problem (since it does not affect the plan) Rogue: I'm now going to go round the side to see if there is another door. Goes round to the front of the palace where two guards are stationed. DM: You see two guards outside the front gate. They also see you. Rogue: I stealth. rolls a 22 Guards roll a nat 20 and and the other a 18 with their boost to perception they can still see him. Rogue:(as the guards approach him) I reach into my belt (magic item that gives a random item: caltrops, potion of oil that can use used like a grease spell or a black egg like what ninjas use) gets the caltrops and drops them on the ground (basically pausing the game like Skyrim while he searches through his inventory) Guards: Step over the caltrops Rogue: I jump onto the wall to get away Guards go to pull him off the wall Rogue: I pull my legs up out of the way (fails the roll gets pulled down) Guards try to wrestle him to the ground Rogue: I pull out my wolf carving (another item I gave him that summons a wolf companion. I gave him this because he was griping out only being able to use his sneak attack if the paladin was within 5ft of him. During combat the rogue likes to rush straight at the biggest boss character and try to go one on one while the paladin is trying to tank/heal) DM: make a sleight of hand check Rogue: fails roll Guards knock the carving out of his hand. At this point the Bard figures something is up and uses Disguise self to look like a guard captain and creeps up to the scuffle. Rogue: still trying to fight the guards while being pinned to the ground. Bard: sneaks up behind the guards and tries to knock them on the head with her rapier. Rogue: interrupts the bard's action to continue trying to break free and fails. Bard: Finally succeeds on the roll to knock the guards out. Rogue: Do I recognize this guard captain from my days as a soldier. DM: History check. Rogue rolls a 9. DM: You do not. Rogue: I go to attack the guard captain. Paladin and Wizard arrive. Bard drops the disguise self before the Rogue can attack. Wizard takes hold of the Paladin and dimension doors into the castle. Bard grabs hold of the rogue somewhat annoyed at the rogue for almost giving the game away and trying to stab her and dimension doors. Rogue: (as they teleport) Dunno what's her problem.
@JThom5293 жыл бұрын
Ha
@grimcreeperyt92412 жыл бұрын
When you realize the beholder is still with the party
@petrusspinelli66613 жыл бұрын
So, Rogue, what are you doing? _* internet explorer noises *_
@janelantestaverde20183 жыл бұрын
Wait.... What sound does the internet explorer make??
@orindark3 жыл бұрын
@@janelantestaverde2018 que fax machine
@Lucaccino173 жыл бұрын
@@janelantestaverde2018 he's thinking of dial-up internet
@@alejandrorivas4585 That's Windows XP, not internet explorer...
@master0fthearts8943 жыл бұрын
Ironically the best player in the game was the barbarian, and all the guy did was yell: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“ The entire game.
@UltimaOmega7773 жыл бұрын
Yelled AAAAAAAAAAAAA- and dealt 30 points of damage. Truly dependable.
@VortexTalon3 жыл бұрын
as a cleric running with a totem barbarian in my party who did almost halved a big bad demon in a single round at lvl 3 and tanked a T'rex not having increased their health pool since 3 at lvl 5 practically solo tanking every encounter like it was nothing and hitting harder than truck, I can attest, they be mighty thicc and too stronk.
@DrakeCaliburn3 жыл бұрын
I once used Rage Beyond Death in three combat encounters in one dungeon (we spent like a week in-game in there), and I pushed the DC to 25 each time. I was literally too angry to die.
@cageybee72213 жыл бұрын
if they had a shepard druid cast unicorn spirit totem and cast healing spells on the lowest hp characters the whole party would struggle to go below half health...
@Parkourr_11 ай бұрын
Just got recommended this video and I DEFINITELY walk back into the corner with my rogue in BG3, click hide, and sneak attack. Every. Single. Turn.
@clintonbeene5045 ай бұрын
“The beholder looks at the bag of holding and portable hole with its antimagic beam just before you can insert them into each other”
@imapastaboy73113 жыл бұрын
"I would like to attack the rouge." "Roll for attack." "Nat 20." "The rouge gets fucking murdered by your gutair."
@3ternalHours3 жыл бұрын
It's spelled fucking ROGUE
@someguy1983 жыл бұрын
@@3ternalHours Oh you Rouge.
@Vencidious3 жыл бұрын
@@someguy198 lol
@ZiddersRooFurry3 жыл бұрын
@@3ternalHours And now you know vicious mockery.
@JarthenGreenmeadow3 жыл бұрын
@@3ternalHours and guitar but I actually prefer GUT-AIR.
@lethalbursts28693 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to take to pants of the king” “Wha-“ “19 and with my Sleight of hand I got a 37!”
@bubbasbigblast85633 жыл бұрын
" *sigh* You steal his pants, and the pants of at least one multiverse version of himself. Roll a D10, we'll see how many pants you get."
@JT_Lich3 жыл бұрын
Bubba's Big Blast I got a 7
@avatarmufasa36283 жыл бұрын
I would say you fail. too hard a check
@Nesto_3 жыл бұрын
Great, you stole his pants without anyone noticing until they realized the king isn’t wearing pants and there’s some guy standing next to his throne holding them.
@Zulk_RS3 жыл бұрын
"Oh! Nice roll mate. Good job. Unfortunately stealing the pants off the king while he was talking to you, in a room full of people that can see you, in broad daylight is a near impossible task. DC was 40. I hope you have a really good Persuasion or Deception skill. You're going to need it to talk yourself out of getting beaten to a pulp."
@iampierce7474 Жыл бұрын
My rogue follows the mantra of “real G’s move in silence, like lasagna”
@ravenval50462 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing, Barbar-" *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH* accurate.
@MelaLabelle3 жыл бұрын
Bard: "I'd like to cast a spell!" DM: *Look of knowing.* Bard: ....."Vicious Mockery" DM: *Pure fudge off face.* NEXT TURN
@IronGiant27903 жыл бұрын
As I once played a bard, I felt that. XD
@Kruezoraxe3 жыл бұрын
@@IronGiant2790 Bards are my favorite class. I usually avoid picking vicious mockery and it usually makes for a much more fun character.
@nem0men_9013 жыл бұрын
DM'd a pretty fun game yesterday. The players were relatively inexperienced, but they had played their classes before and were supposed to know how said classes function Our level 10 bard had been doing just two things throughout the whole session - attacking with his rapier and casting vicious mockery. At some point he said there was nothing else he *could* do And when I mentioned bardic inspiration, he had to ask me what it was So that was probably my first time seeing a bard played like a champion fighter
@genelearnsenglish42423 жыл бұрын
@@nem0men_901 Does College of Sword not remove Bardic Inspiration?
@nem0men_9013 жыл бұрын
@@genelearnsenglish4242 Adds another use for it, as far as I understand. Also he was a college of lore bard
@Ronasaur3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the worst thing Ive experienced with a rogue in the party was the DM raising the enemies perception modifiers specifically to counter him. My poor monk never snuck again. Mainly cause he couldnt make the DC. And was then shot by alotta archers. Rip Sir Emrick throat puncher. You shall be missed
@goncalocarneiro30433 жыл бұрын
Town Guards be like: "So the new government initiative for giving everyone affordable nightseeing glasses tailored for each one of us as well as hearing apparatus was pretty dope. Also coffee, pretty good."
@cuckoobirb85263 жыл бұрын
*Sad recorder music*
@SuperGoose423 жыл бұрын
My first DM once modified the dimensions of a room right before we got there specifically so that my simple plan wouldn't work As a note, this was my first campaign, party of 10, DM who hadn't played since 2nd edition (we were playing 5th) All I wanted to do was cast silence on the spellcaster 😭
@SneezyShadow3 жыл бұрын
That's a dick move on the dm to do that.
@horserage3 жыл бұрын
@@SneezyShadow I agree, this is not a rogue problem, this is a DM problem.
@Pixelusually2 ай бұрын
I like to imagine the barbarian was screaming the whole time, but he was far away enough to not be heard any other time
@derekcearns7146 ай бұрын
I just have to say: This video encapsulates me as a rogue. Well done! Rogue: Prepare for everything you expect your DM to throw at you. Then, prepare for everything you think your DM won't throw at you. Then, prepare backups for when those preparations fall through. For everything else there's Preparation H(mmmm).
@TraskTrojanek3 жыл бұрын
"Is the beholder technically prone because it's hovering?" is the most rogue thing ever I have advantage right? Sneak attack advantage prone double damage crit?
@legendgames128 Жыл бұрын
Guilty of this. Sorry, Jesse.
@turinmormegil7715 Жыл бұрын
Dark vision?
@hamsterfromabove8905 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately for the rogue not only does hovering not count as prone. But also the beholder statblock specifically lists prone as a condition that it's immune to.
@thecatthatgotaway Жыл бұрын
@@hamsterfromabove8905 atleast your moms statblock allows prone GOTTEM LMAO
@Cultureghost3 жыл бұрын
DM: “Roll stealth!” Rogue: *pulls out maracas*
@lpsfoxstar84542 жыл бұрын
DM: "Roll stealth!" Me, the rogue: ok so that's a nat 13 plus my dex, prof bonus and expertiese doubling that plus last sessions level up aaand that's 13 plus 12 makes 25 fuck your surprise attack bye bitch *falls gracefully into bush never to be seen again"
@lucykitsune46192 жыл бұрын
Me: Do I have to, or do we at this point just assume a 23 succeeds?
@rorymorton4164 Жыл бұрын
That barbarian is a vibe, what do barbarians do best after all. Scream and bonk
@benjijacobs20492 жыл бұрын
That cleric was the most relatable thing, coming from someone who’s second character in dnd was a dwarf cleric
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii61493 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Corona Jacob is slowly going insane as he can only play D&D with himself.
@scribese7en3 жыл бұрын
For some reason, the part I can't survive is *_"The Prophecy..."_*
@tylerg.94183 жыл бұрын
But you survived the pfhor?
@Vassilinia3 жыл бұрын
"The Beholder.... is sent to the ASTRAL PLANE.... ........... along with everybody in the room." And that's where I lost it.
@EvilPaladin113 жыл бұрын
@@Vassilinia Realistically, the DM should have had the other party members roll their DEX save, since that scenario allows a save. Then again, that wouldn't be as entertaining.
@EvilPaladin113 жыл бұрын
@@tylerg.9418 Hell yeah! Fellow fan of Bungie's Marathon! *holds hand up for high five*
@EvilPaladin113 жыл бұрын
After everything that Durandal threw you into, it was an utterance of two words that killed you? .....Remembering the vacuum level in the first Marathon makes me realize that the human weapons shouldn't have worked in the portion where Master Chief was outside of the station, in Halo 2.
@Interfector02 жыл бұрын
I actually gasped out loud when rogue declared he's going to invoke the dreaded "bag of holding + portable hole" combo. :D
@joshuacaulfield7 ай бұрын
Well played. Our rogue was simply notorious for running away. Which the player blamed on being a rogue, until he played a wizard and began running away. This was well done.
@admiralpotato18093 жыл бұрын
The only thing wrong is the rogue being on the end of the initiative
@rompevuevitos2223 жыл бұрын
Remember when my -1 dex paladin ended on top of 4 other players and the ranger with the alert feat ended at the bottom
@FlyingDominion3 жыл бұрын
@@rompevuevitos222 at least the ranger wasn't surprised.
@rompevuevitos2223 жыл бұрын
@@FlyingDominion Yep, he just sighed
@hayleydragon28683 жыл бұрын
Our rogue went last this past campaign cuz he rolled a 1 for initiative. It happens...
@hayleydragon28683 жыл бұрын
@@whywasacornnamedafteracorn7613 he critically failed on his roll
@baconsir11593 жыл бұрын
"...along with everybody in the room." We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close.
@kamencraftbrasil43673 жыл бұрын
I am surprised that the party was so closed togheter since the radius of the portal to the astral plane is just 10 feet, I mean if you are fighting a beholder you would expect the party to at least move around a lot depending on the use of the anti magic cone.
@thehiddenninja34283 жыл бұрын
I was expecting just the beholder and the rogue being transported. And maybe hte barbarian since he's in melee range