Yakuza 0 - The Show Must Go On (All Responses)

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@JesusOrtiz-no1fn 6 жыл бұрын

Imagine watching a cooking show and when the customer's done with their plate, a tall, yakuza looking guy comes and talks shit to there dishes xD

@Qardo 6 жыл бұрын

Well, there is Gorden Ramsay...though he is not Yakuza but he does talk shit to their dishes.

@gunmunz 4 жыл бұрын

Like a reverse Kitchen Nightmares

@Ak-sm2qu 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly still wouldn't be the weirdest thing to come out of japanese tv

@MandrakeHorse 3 жыл бұрын

Or a tall Yakuza-looking guy suddenly grabs the plate and smashes it on the floor.

@Ahrone1586 2 жыл бұрын

Is not that tall (?

@ChronoGearSolid 5 жыл бұрын

I couldn't resist fetching the grocery clerk. What makes it funnier is imagining what happened off screen, and how Kiryu managed to convince him.

@thomasmccolm7803 Жыл бұрын

to me whats funnier is the fact that he left and came back and no one noticed

@infraredplayer 3 жыл бұрын

10:50 he looks so fuckinng proud of himself I can’t 😂

@onyourself3369 Жыл бұрын

Heh. Yeah, it's an eraser, isn't that what you need to erase something? I may or may not have chosen that on both playthroughs because monkey brain.

@ro-337 5 жыл бұрын

By punching the dishes I expected going full Kenshiro on them. Not throwing it on the ground. I mean this is Yakuza, outlandish is king.

@senorcheesy9661 4 жыл бұрын

I'm also disappointed that he didn't.

@wesnestor5347 3 жыл бұрын

I was kinda hoping for a little animation of Kiryu slamming his fist on the plate

@shutyostupidahhup9143 3 жыл бұрын

That’s the whole reason I watched this was for punching the dishes option

@kamikaze4172 4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to know the reason for the knife, "you can use it to 'erase' anyone you want" pure gold. That line makes up for all the bullshit the minigames have been putting me through

@johnnyferreira6152 3 жыл бұрын

I feel you're pain

@kamikaze4172 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyferreira6152 It took me forever to do Opa Opa, but now I only have like 2 more things om the completion list, I'm so close

@alonsor.n2279 2 жыл бұрын

I couldnt resist myslef for actually picking that answer hahahah

@Tasuku. 2 жыл бұрын

Fr, im laughing so hard when choosing this line

@abyss.v2794 3 жыл бұрын

"These dishes are pathetic"

@SentientPotatoXIII 2 жыл бұрын

"Look at these jokes!"

@AceLocked 4 ай бұрын

I love this game so much 😭😭

@Qardo 6 жыл бұрын

I will be honest. I just came here to see all the wrong answers. >.> Time well wasted.

@Dakotaidk 5 жыл бұрын

I really wanted to punch the plate

@HairyJuan 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dakotaidk Same, I had to look this up just for that.

@leoncoben6983 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad that there are so many like-minder people here.

@SentientPotatoXIII 3 жыл бұрын

Same, I just played this and got them all right, so I was curious.

@mishima433 5 жыл бұрын

Best side quest ever especially the punch the dishes choice 🤣

@CaptainDoomsday 5 жыл бұрын

He's going to [FIX] those dishes!

@MetalGodMasino 3 жыл бұрын

Not rlly

@0nist4rx82 3 жыл бұрын

When i saw taunt the dishes and punch the dishes i couldnt resist xD

@MetalGodMasino 3 жыл бұрын

@@0nist4rx82 same

@SeiyaTempest 2 жыл бұрын

@@MetalGodMasino What do you mean "not rlly"?

@DragoonBB 6 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry having asked the grocer all the way here for nothing :(

@Zonefire15 3 жыл бұрын

I like how this substory educates you on filming

@llamawearingsombrero6764 4 жыл бұрын

Knife choice is hilarious, especially Kiryu reason for choosing it

@Poulpeh 4 жыл бұрын

"IM GONNA PUNCH THIS SPAGUETTI"

@SentientPotatoXIII 3 жыл бұрын

Crazy diamond approves

@erickjoestar1561 2 жыл бұрын

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DROP THE MEAT

@noobsmasher123 5 жыл бұрын

the japanese humor is great. like when yoneda kept popping up at dojima hq

@Freef_01 4 жыл бұрын

17:20 Punch Dishes is why I came lmao

@Anreii 3 жыл бұрын

I came here just to see kiryu punch the dishes. Kinda disappointed he didn't shove his fist in the food ngl but thank you for uploading this

@Star0gaze 2 жыл бұрын

When i first played this i thought a special cutscene would play where Kiryu channels his power and just throws a punch at the dish like he did with Kuze

@mmfreshmeat2860 Жыл бұрын

@@Star0gaze im sad this isnt the case, same thing i came here for

@FlyingMonkey208 5 жыл бұрын

For the ones who are doing this subsstory right now and want the correct answers: 1. Food 2. Tilt the food at an angle 3. Remove the dishes

@errestothley2283 8 ай бұрын

Nah, last one is taunt the dishes, trust me it's canon

@SkyBlooSims 4 жыл бұрын

Cannot stop laughing at all the wrong choices dammit

@memestealer2561 5 жыл бұрын

thanks friend i was really wondering what the obviously wrong answers would lead to... very funny

@dial9119 4 жыл бұрын

...shuddup

@undyne1 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off on the knife option, I knew what to expect from that option but the delivery was still hilarious.

@evergreenshogun9634 4 жыл бұрын

Taunt the dishes, frickin great :D

@comhir9154 Жыл бұрын

I came here to watch how Kiryu punches dishes, not knowing that seeing him laughing at dishes is what i truly needed to see

@midtierjesus 2 жыл бұрын

Kiryu’s smug look is priceless

@user-ug7xo1by2y 6 жыл бұрын

I started playing yesterday and i looove all the substories :D

@Ahrone1586 2 жыл бұрын

You like the game? I started yesterday and i feel like in an anime haha

@Ahrone1586 2 жыл бұрын

3 weeks later and its my favourite game man hahaha i love kiryu, kuze and majima

@adthomp 3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing when I first got this side quest at the options

@synth3441 3 жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw the taunt the dish option I was like please someone had to go with that option on KZfaq glad I found it.

@captionem7791 3 жыл бұрын

picking the eraser really caught me off guard lmfao

@BlazeXth 3 жыл бұрын

Mori: jeer Kiryu: *Y* *E* *E* *T*

@stepstony3683 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for posting this, I wanted my Magnetic Necklace, but god damn if I didn't want to see how being senseless gangster plays out in this scenario ^^

@shiqrov 2 жыл бұрын

"Heya, papi chan" got me good

@GrabrieleMadonia 3 жыл бұрын

Who else took eraser for erasable?

@XIAnimation 3 жыл бұрын

Me lol 😁

@vijaysabarish9600 2 жыл бұрын

@dmnxxx1431 4 жыл бұрын

The dumb side of Kiryu The Dragon of Dojima

@Whisper71 11 ай бұрын

"What the heck does "from the top" mean?" *looks at the sky*

@toxicramz4014 3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to start talking trash to the dishes from now on and nobody can stop me

@Zonefire15 3 жыл бұрын

I picked the eraser, removed the meat, and put the dishes away

@tomassanchez0 Жыл бұрын

10:24 I chose this option when playing for the first time because it made sense in my head that they were referring to the eraser

@maaarkislazy 3 жыл бұрын

i got everything in this substory wrong

@GreenRedBlue20 3 жыл бұрын

No worries, as long as you enjoyed the responses that's what counts.

@maaarkislazy 3 жыл бұрын

@@GreenRedBlue20 i did very much getting yelled at was hillarious

@Galvatron102 Жыл бұрын

True gamer

@velocilevon Жыл бұрын

Honestly, this way makes the speech from producer land better. Kiryu had absolutely zero clue on wtf to do, but despite this he still tried his best, and with passion too (I really love his genuine "job well done" smug when he does something totally ridiculous like taunting the dishes xD). In my opinion, this is a more "true" way to complete this substory, and it's freaking hilarious too

@K0sakuKawajiri 4 жыл бұрын

18:15

@Zephyr_Weiss 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone notice the music sounding like it came from The world End With You?

@murder_maestro123 11 ай бұрын

I totally chose the eraser for the erasable lmao.

@clementinelives 3 жыл бұрын

does anyone know what the ost playing in the background of 11:27 is?

@johnniner8134 7 жыл бұрын

Nice i got this one

@ENZO-ve8xw 2 жыл бұрын

When I did this quest I miraculously selected the right answers lol

@combineadvisor572 6 ай бұрын

I got absolute insane luck and guessed all choices correctly on my first try. I came to see this video, curious about what would happen if I weren't so lucky. This is going to be good.

@EditmanSMT 7 жыл бұрын

nice :3

@Scotty_Elgin_Nunn 3 жыл бұрын

I just started this game today and man do I ever laugh...I know it's supposed to be serious but oh man is it ever funny

@JameBond007. Жыл бұрын

i punched the dishes

@jaydes4524 3 жыл бұрын

who the fuck calls it an erasable. call it a fucking consumable fucking damn it im so upset over this

@nikolaustimepatroller2890 3 жыл бұрын

Ok I can’t breathe 😂 punch the dishes is the best wrong choice and especially he didn’t cut his hand with the plate shards when he did it XD man someone make an animation out of this immediately