I intended this to come out on Monday, but unlike a certain group of people who will remain nameless, I got it done quickly and ahead of schedule. So if some things seem as if I'm talking in past tense despite the update releasing today, that's why.

This update took almost the same amount of time as the Stone Free update, yet gave us nearly a quarter of the same content. YBA devs are lackin nowadays.

6 months for a smaller update than deepwokens weekly patch

I’m always so proud of the YBA dev team for always doing a fantastic job at setting no expectations and then failing to meet them.

I feel it starts to get to a point where with the sheer amount of time it takes for the yba team to make a grand total of 3 barely relevant changes to the game you gotta start questioning whether the yba team even enjoy working on yba anymore or if they're genuinely tired of it

fun fact: The Sticky Fingers move "Living Zippers" confirms into nearly every single move (including pluck moves likes crescent slice), then after closing all the zippers, confirms into nearly ANY beatdown or move. The only way to counter any combo with that, is to Barrage, which in turn just leads to another combo, because the cooldowns are so short nearly all the important moves reset after your Barrage finishes. We all know uzu says he makes new reworks/stands "op" when they release to nerf them later, yet it took Scary Monsters since release to actually get nerfed, so this will either be nerfed by next month, or if we're actually honest next July.

Considering yba brain rot that lucky arrow is probably more substantial for the player count than the rework lmao

I remember when uzu said he was going on his "redemption arc". Or atleast something like that. I cant remember cus its been MONTHS.

The fact that uzu has time to play league but not enough time to text a 2 sentence explanation on why the updating is slow shows where his priorities are set. Not to mention the lack in creativity and motivation in the making of sticky fingers is close to non existing, lets to a run down, 2 barrage moves, 2 projectiles, 1 aoe slam pretty much a mid range projectile, one bd, one travel move. No cool zipper stuff, no going into bodies like in the anime, not splitting urself as a counter or as a defense or something. The lack of creativity is depressing.

I feel like we should just not expect anything from them at this point. (I didn't have faith in YBA if anybody is asking btw, some do and that's the point im trying to make

It’s funny that Uzu asks the community (who he called toxic at one point) to be nice as if it’s not his job as their boss to help them past negativity that comes with the industry

Even after all this, uzu still lacks the ability to communicate with us, its sad, honestly.

Yba doesn't fail to disappoint lmaoo

5:35 those mfs didn't even program bruno to use his new moves 😭

You see, Eclipse publishing a video like this is a 1000 IQ play, because we can guarantee there will be some 9 year old that would try to defend YBA, which would lead into Eclipse making a DDOS video on this video (probably.) Genius, Eclipse is a Genius (don't feature me on DDOS pls this was a joke)

I was seriously flabbergasted when I saw in the trailer UzuKee literally showing a 50% SF combo. This just shows that he endorces this type of pvp and is planning to continue making it.

getting hp back when you kill someone (it's just called health packs), has been a thing that should've been added so long ago.

I started playing TCA after you introduced me to it and I’m so glad I got out of this shithole of a game. The balancing is soooo much better in TCA than YBA, sticky fingers has a combo that does HALF YOUR HP without a spec. What were they thinking with these new reworks being way to op to even fight against with a stand that hasn’t been reworked.

you can always, and I mean always, rely on Uzu to go radio silent from October 2nd to RELEASE DAY on his own game. I kid you not, I expected a tweet within a week from Uzu saying that he drops the game or is selling it, which would be best.

Thank you for publicly expressing how the rest of us feel. I’ve quit the game exactly 6 months ago and honestly I knew something like this was going to happen.

Eclipse sounds more and more like a disappointed father with each passing YBA video

I mean this whole heartedly, their best option at this point is giving YBA over to more reliable and better devs, cause it feels like I’m just watching someone continue to eat horribly and slowly kill themselves overtime. (People with the energy and optimism of TCA devs)

Half a year for a stand rework that isnt even on the level of the other reworks, i love yba.

At this point I just want Uzu to give up on this and abandon the game to leave it in the hands of someone with a functioning neural system.

I do love how the map that was teased for the upcoming SBR rework actually turned out to be a 1v1's map, I don't get how the dev team hasn't been sorted out yet because we just seem to have the same issues constantly repeating themselves

10:18 the funny thing is, there was this list consisting of potential future changes like over a year ago. It has really cool stuff like new move to kc, huge balance changes to beach boy, a shit ton of other balance changes etc and it hasnt still been added, almost any of those.

I say that theres always hope, but hope isnt in YBA anymore, the memories live but its time to move on. but you cant be the only one

The worst fucking part of it all is that the yba devs wont even listen to our advice or give us a reason why the teams not updating their goddamn freaking game. I completely agree with you eclipse

hey eclipse just letting you know the deepwoken devs took your advice and lowerd the cost for voidwalker from 15 kills to 5 kills im just trying to say they are listening to you and thats more than alot of people even the biggest deepwoken youtubers. What im trying to say is keep making deepwoken videos beccause i actully really enjoy them and i really enjoy ur impact on the game

The fact that an rework like this can be done like, in an minimun of 1 month or so, with a good team, or like in 3 months if the stand rework done by 1 single man with a good schedule in studio

Half a year for a region selector is wild 💀

I think the fall of Yba was the crazy diamond update. I really enjoyed the stone free update as it added a unique new stand, an easier to navigate map(for me at least), and new spec rework, which I personally think they did very good for that update. Should it have taken 6 months? No. It was my favorite update in Yba personally, but overall could have been done better. Now we get this. All we have is a bit of balance changes, a new feature, a stand rework, and nothing else. Nothing.

and what's crazy is how old sf is still better than this dog stand 😭

Love the part where Uzukee said “It’s disappointing time!” And Uzu’d all over the place. Truly a Your Bizarre Adventure icon.

you know it's disappointing when the average deepwoken weekly update adds more stuff than the update that took months before it came out.

man I remember quitting YBA took a big ass break from it saw you posting this and I'm not even supriced in all honesty. (like your vids btw)

but eclipse motivation is import- "NO FUCK THAT" dumbledore says calmly

Eclipse is the type of guy who complains about things that most people ignore or take for granted, in a way that its "gonna happen" , and make a good point about it. No roast, cool content for calling out people. Its not repetitive and it seems genuine from you.

Love your videos, Brother. Keep working harder, we're all there to support you.

Didn’t expect a double upload eclipse

Dude, that cut outs and dissecting of the update is literally so good holy shit (2:31). YBA step up your game tsk tsk tsk

You know Eclipse need to pay the bills when he makes a yba vid

Eclipse your a mad og bro i used ti watch your yba videos like 8-9 months ago and then i just got bored of yba now i come back thinking you stopped doing yba vids mad respect you stayed to your game

YBA team our unbeloved, you never fail to not deliver!

Even the sticky fingers is flawed, it has so many bugs (from what i have encountered). The worst of them all is that, if you use your v ability and you get barraged right after you put your zipper down, your stand just gets stuck in place until you use your t move or you resummon your stand

eclipse is my comfort place, he's always so positive ❤

Uzu never fails to disappoint us

YBA : Game : shit Redemption arc : Canceled Reason : Non-existent/not good enough Rework : broken Delay : 6 months Update : smaller than my pet ant This truly is Uzukee’s Requiem

watching the trailer I was honestly shocked by how little was added, the beat down is horrible while my expectations for it were so high, literally no new skins, awful balance changes and no SBR revamp.

The time skip and counter nerf is so funny because it shows most of the balancing is towards their own interests 😭 with balancing this update they still did an alr job honestly

YBA doing the bare minimum? no surprise there!

Literally exactly what I expected it to be. Me and my friends literally put bets on what would and wouldn't

Watching YBA fans is like watching someone in an abusive relationship keep going back to the abuser

Uzukee or the entire dev team to the community is like a relationship. It never works out without communication

im gonna be honest, i haven't played yba consistently since last year or so. i started playing in 2021 and i loved it so much. i have been checking up on the game every once in a while but seeing this, it's just very disappointing. i used to play this game almost everyday after school getting good, balanced updates and now in 2023, there's no more of that. i love the game and have loved the game but, this is just sad.

They didn’t even remodel Sticky Fingers yet, like we were promised.

uzu always fails to deliever!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I'm pretty sure you could give like 15 monkeys computers that run on windows xp, and by randomly mashing keys they could STILL release a better update than whatever "dev team" yba has.

I went into 1v1s for the first time in awhile when the update came out and instantly got a sf, then left knowing damn well another stand was ruined and waited for the eclipse video.

I remember when deepwoken was fresh, me and all my friends were talking about all the new additions, the talents, the bells, all the beautiful enchantments and actual updates, and then i looked outside and saw all the YBA fans playing in the mud.

Honestly they spent more time on that trailer than the actual update.

A guy built the entire multiverse in Minecraft in 5 months (I’m not kidding) and this guy can’t make a 1v1’s update

It almost baffles my mind how uzu didn't even implement MOST of the balanced paragon's document says, like, if the patch notes was "christmas event, sf, and here are 120 lines of balance changes" i would've been happy. Like, i don't code in Lua (the language roblox uses) but SURELY it's not TOO HARD to change a few parameters, and i say that having coded quite the bunch of stuff for games in C#, adding some cooldowns and reducing stuns DOES NOT REQUIRE A CODE REVAMP THAT WOULD DELAY A BALANCE UPDATE SO MUCH

I feel this video and i havent even watched it, i looked at the update logs, logged on used the codes, and then immediately logged right back off. The fact that they even thought this was nearly okay to release after all this time is baffling. Wheres SBR rework they talked ab? wherees the 1v1 ranked they talked about?

a wise man once said: "yba is not cookin" -sun tzu

He didnt even BOTHER TO APOLOGY FOR A WHILE WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK, HE BLAMES STUFF AND NEVER DEEPLY APOLOGIES ON HIS WORST MISSTAKES UZU IS THE WORST DEV OF ALL TIME I HOPE HE NEVER SUCCEEDS AGAIN AND GETS FORGOTTEN (HE ALREADY DID TBH)

new update? yooo les goo a barely minimum content on the dying a** game🔥

Gigachad eclipse strikes again with a banger yba video

Uzu saw the sakura stand player count and decided to release whatever they had

Thr video uzu made on this rework has a 80% dmg combo Hes encourgeing this shut

i keep watching this dudes vids so im just gonna sub

Eclipse can you do a video on Rell Seas? Maybe do a partial reaction to the movie they made a while back? Ik it will help feed your family…

I'll just recap what I said before: Top ten reasons why Uzu is lying: 1. Uzu took half of a year, promising us 1v1 Rework but still hasn’t implanted it. 2. The Sticky Finger rework is 100% rushed, as it’s full of bugs, and considering it was half a year, there is no excuse. 3. There are 0 new skins for Christmas. But I won’t go in detail about that. 4. SBR Rework was never worked on, as turns out the sneakpeak was a 1v1 map. 5. Never bothered to communicate with the community. Saying you’re afraid of community backlash is not an excuse cause you earned it. 6. Staff team was entirely your fault, as I said before, Sticky Finger seemed to be rushed, meaning half of the 6 months you didn’t even START on it, and only when deadline was coming was when you decide to check on your team on progress. 7. Terrible excuses, and if you noticed YBA player count slowly is going down. Even after the rework coming out, the amount of people playing is the exact number it is during the weekends. 8. Didn’t even bother to apologize or own up you don’t care about your fanbase or game. 9. Making Paragon and the other staff team make up fake excuses for your poor managing skills 10. You’re terrible dev overall.

''if everything is broken. the game is balanced'' -uzucrack, probably

Best christmas present by far

Double upload is crazy

i made a game for school before this yba update came out (i had to code all of the game and the players/objects)

YBA Disappointment video speedrun

gigachad eclipse strikes again with a banger yba video

roblox developers have a track record for not finishing or doing sub par work since most people try to work for multiple games (and get absolutely no work done). What probably happened was that uzukee lost motivation since he couldn't find someone to finish sticky fingers assets, and he spent the 5 months trying to find a replacement dev that actually did work (Its very difficult from my experience as a developer)

I’ma be honest, after this whole time we’ve been waiting, even considerin’ the delays and all, but it’s just yet another stand rework and recycled update. Honestly I pretty much did expect nothing at all, but somehow I’m disappointed again. Look, I get that Uzu was trying his best to get the update done, which is nice and all, but he hasn’t even gave communication to the community AT ALL. Sure he sent a few messages, but that still doesn’t change the fact that he mostly didn’t communicate with their community.

im 99% sure that uzu is only updating and or focusing on the game when he's running low on money. like I don't want to discredit the guy but how has he NOT FIXED ALL THE PROBLEMS ALREADY PRESENT IN THE GAME WITH ALL THE TIME HE HAD. then he ends up revamping his dev team which hopefully will speed things up but probably still going to take 3-4 months for a single update to come out

Mmm yes my dose of Eclipse yapping coming early!!

I quit this game a year ago, and I'm disappointed to see that it's still going downhill

YBA really be taking 6 months to update to add like 2 things

I have not touched YBA in over a year, but you bet I'm gonna watch Eclipse talk about it mainly because at least he has content and substance to consume unlike YBA's updates 👍 I've also been really enjoying his other Roblox review series, like the extremely unfair game, Poopwoken, etc.

Man this guy makes so much videos

i saw eclipse for 1 second and now its all over my screen 😂❤❤❤

YBA devs are trash, keep doing your work Eclipse🔥

It’s hilarious that this update hasn’t even brought the players it typically would have. Instead of 50k-70k players on launch it’s just a wet fart of 9k. That’s just the state of yba right now. On one hand, it’s sad to see this game go down like this. But on the other hand, uzu deserves to go down like this. If this is the route he chooses and refuses to improve, so be it. This really only makes me more hyped for the tca update which I know will slap

It's impresive how we already set the brarlower than the very floor, and they can still disappoint us.

DOUBLE UPLOAD W

How did they make it worse than what it was originally!

But eclipse!!!!! You need to remember that the dev team are just 5 year olds that are trying their best!!!!

It is shocking how much chance we gave them and they fuck all of it up

YBA is a shell of it's former self. I remember when the Tusk beatdown got added, and SCR got a "rework" in the same month

The WORST Part About The Update Is That They DIDNT Fix The "When You Use An Arrow You Cant Pull Your Stand Out Without Resetting" Bug!

A deepwoken weekly has more 💀💀

another thing is that seemingly EU 1v1's are impossible now, it just says "teleporting to server" forever, presumably that is, maybe i just didn't wait long enough but still, i had a twoh quest to do and its impossible to start, so they just straight up removed 1v1's for the whole or Europe

Im fully onboard with u but the fact is it’s probally not the easiest thing making a game with so much complexity. it’s a good thing that uzu hasn’t gave up on the game, atleast we got the update