Tom avoiding Christine‘s death glare after the puke clip made me lol even harder. Zero meows given.

I genuinely feel good inside when Tom looks directly at the camera and imparts sobering truths.

This is why we need a ymh dating app. Finding someone with similar humor

Hello I'm the girl in the subway video FYI!!!!!! I'm a sex trafficking surviver and a victim of unthinkable crimes I have 5 years sober now .my bathroom issues r because of horrible rapes abuse and neglect for 25 years as a sex slave !!! How dare u not look into my history b4 u make those comments

Only comedians can say that they will go down on a staff member and not have to worry about a meeting with HR.

Weed, video games.. Is Christina going to say she hates comedy podcasts next lmao

I love when it’s just Tom, Christina and the guys in the booth… no boring guests or anything… Christina really adds that something extra to the show, I love when she says ridiculous stuff and Tom just looks at the guys and everyone cracks up, or when they gross each other out and the other one is just cracking up… ahhh she’s the best..

Tom not letting go of Tina’s plan to survive the games had me laughing so hard.

The timing on the video in the beginning, just long enough to draw on her attention, but no suspicion that he was gonna throw up at all was perfect…..

The obligatory cut to the booth boys jamming to the intro music gets me every time

I love it when it’s just my main mommies & the booth boys

Such a great episode mommies. I get the whole brining guests to broaden the content, but miss just having just my main pair of jeans just banter with the booth for 2 hrs. Love y’all. And that’s where it spits

Watching this Bryan Johnson my first thought. "Wouldn't it be funny if he got Cancer and the doctors said it was because of his diet. " Lol

Hahahahaha Christina's meow count = 0 for the first time in forever 🤣🤣🤣

Can someone please get me the ringtone of NadaV laughing then begging for mercy 50:42😂😂

Some of us musician fans don't forget Tim was learning piano at one point. He is either hiding how good he has gotten or he gave it up to fight overseas for our freedom. Thank you for your service.

Anybody else rooting against the guy who wants to live forever?

Would love to see Tom in public just to thank him for his service

"Remember, my mom said she had a stroke. But then we found out she just passed out at Lamps Plus." is the hardest I've laughed in months.

He tuned his body to near perfect health and dies 1 year later. Tom's secretly obsessed with that guy lol

Bryan Johnson and Bert have the same goal but polar opposite approach to obtain that goal😂

44:03 Tim dangerously close to dropping the N bomb and having a moment of panic... 😂

50:32 When Tom said " U wanna be the strongest guy so if some random lady needs to blow someone she"ll pick you" wus my time of death ☠️☠️☠️

Outro song is giving Rick and Morty "Get Shwifty" vibes. Absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

I'm the homeless guy that lives outside the ymh studio and if Christine was giving out blowies I'd kill whoever she wanted. I find her theory very accurate.

This podcast is my refuge away from Bert

I'm going to comment every week, we need Dan Soder on this program.

Fun fact for Christina, if you continuously listen or watch the same songs or shows movies over and over out of familiarity and comfort, it's a coping mechanism of trauma 😊

I still want to talk about Hawaii.

I need to stop eating oatmeal while ymh shows their clips 😢

You are missing so much context about Cara. She does a lot of work to help others, and she's a survivor of sex trafficking who struggles with her health and mental health as a result. She shares EVERYTHING and makes so many people happy.

Christmas - "You never say my name. You're not a big name person. Tomas - "I've said it since we've been here." Christmas - "Maybe I don't notice anymore since I've heard it so much." WHICH IS IT? Does he never say your name? Or has he said it countles times?

I'm honestly shocked they haven't featured Conway Twitty's "Tight fittin jeans" in some sort of way. It's fuckin morning mommies! Have a high and tight Wednesday

Next YMH live needs a bit with Tom as the psychopath age defying millionaire named Brian, with Christina portraying a cool girl as his wife. I’d take that as a cold open

That outro song🤌🏼 this entire episode was a fluffin classic from front to black. Old school YMH and it was so refreshing. Way to go main mommies and booth mommies🤘🏼

Tom telling Christina “you can do it.” When she said she wants to play drums is the cutest thing ever 😍

GOOOD MORNIN JEANS

Tom broke the 4th wall by telling me I’m gonna be in a wheelchair 😂

thanks to that sinkhole discussion, I am now living in constant fear that I will be swallowed by the earth any second now. Thanks mommies.

Nadav's intro dance was adorable lol

"Bryan Johnson spends $2 million a year to look young is now swapping blood with his 17-year-old son and 70-year-old father."😂

Find the guy who tames wild animals. He has a pet coyote and racoon that are friends with his pitbull, its wild 😂

Cmon Tom, that “everyone will be in a wheelchair” comment really hit home. I have MS and that’s my biggest fear in life. Love you jeans

Tom found the one thing to make Christina not meow in the intros 😂

Mom Jean’s death gaze after the vomit clip, though…

The first ten minutes of this is pure gold. That’s a YMH exclusive right there jeans

Tom is such a good friend to do 2 Bears AND YMH with Bert this week to promote his movie.

In fairness to Phil Collins, that was for Genisis' farewell tour. He gave the fans what they wanted at the expense of his own health.

One day we will see a headline. “Millionaire health nut dies in freak accident” can be health as shit but can’t take away the world. Lol

This is one of the rare times OSHA looks good. In America, companies can be heavily fined if they allow a worker in a trench without it being fortified or benched. In fact, we don’t dig straight down like that here anymore when we have to go deeper than a few feet. We bench it out so it’s more like big stair steps going down into the trench instead of a vertical flat wall that’s almost guaranteed to sheer off. Keep in mind a square yard of soil - depending on the type and water content - could be 1-2 tons. Even with OSHA, construction with earth movers is still one of the most dangerous jobs. People still die all the time but that’s usually because they’re not following safety rules.

Been super obsessed with saying “it’s fuckin morning” for a few days now. My wife, she’s pretty over it.

Tim Curry is a living legend. If you haven't seen his guest spot on Criminal Minds...do yourself a favour and look it up. Still gives me chills.

Sinkholes are mainly caused by the soil underneath the constructed roads suddenly becoming soft after it has made contact with water and then overtime as more water pools underneath the roads it ends up becoming soft forcing it to cave in

This is THE BEST outro song in the history of the show. Hands down.

This is seriously one of the best closing songs i've heard

Loving these episodes with just the mommies

BRO!!! 44:00😂🤣😂🤣 I could listen to them doing Kevin Samuels' impressions ALL FKN DAY😂😂😂

I love that enny had the entire set laughing with his Kevin Samuels impression

The closing song is banger! Good on you dude

Also his (Brian) 17 year old son is his personal blood bank that gives him endless transfusions of plasma…so there’s that.

Bro Tom looks better and better with each episode

Tom: Like you dont think i can kill people on this staff.... Are we certain Tom has not already killed someone on his staff?

Tom’s total lack of reaction to the wall crush vid made me question myself for coming here.

Christina’s face after the opener was the best

My friends and I always referred to lookin for a big sassy broad at closing time as “hog huntin” 😂

"pain is cap" is the most.legit intentionally funny thing 'Tina has ever said

That song at the end really hit ngl 😂🤌🏽 shout out to whoever made that audio a masterpiece 👏🏽

The closing song is surprisingly good

Glad Tom’s having some fun on vr, can’t imagine he has many outlets when he tours this much and it seems to make him happy, lotta good bits about it

Cara is amazing. If you actually went down the rabbit hole with her, you'd see how cool she actually is.

The episodes where it’s only these 2 are the best

I feel like mommy jeans is about to fall down a larger set of stairs

I've been away from the show for a few months. This is the first I've watched in a while, and I gotta say, Tod is looking pretty svelt. Great work Tad! I love seeing him doing well. Such a change from the grotesque bert-like physique he had not that many years ago. Keep it up Tim!

I pray to God I get to see Tim & C.P. In there golden years, and not so golden years after! What a glorious vision lol😂 Never stop podcasting!

I felt this when Tom looked into the camera and said "You are going to be in a wheelchair to". I sat here in my wheelchair and felt his words, it cut deep, but I keep my jeans high and tight!

Lolol Saatva was gonna offer free old mattress disposal but then they realized what that would cost as a promise😂

These Wednesday shows have been extra hilarious the past couple months

Bring on Mark Normand if you can. I want to see Christina react to his joke tics. Love the show, you guys are great🫡

Isabella Rosellini's mom is Ingrid Bergman. Lucky to have those genetics.

Is there anything better than the watching the production team dance to the intro music though

Another flown by episode. So happy for Wednesdays and so sad when the show ends

I was hoping Tom would bring up the seat belt extender reference during their opening conversation.....I haven't laughed out loud that hard in a while......Is this not one of the greatest podcasts in the world?!?

I'm pretty positive Tom dropped a "n**ga" at 44:05. 😂

ITS FUCKING MORNING MOMMIES

I must’ve replayed Nadav screaming No No No like ten times and i was crying laughing. The jew broad panic was real!!

Bryan gives off Patrick Bateman vibes

I am 100% confident tom would not just kill but dismember every member of his staff AND his wife in a hunger games scenario, and he'd have a hell of a good time doing it.

Tom fat shaming me made me talk to my doctor about my depression. Now i go to bed with hunger pangs too ;)

@ymh, you’d think after 708 episodes I’d know not to eat breakfast while watching YMH. Dammit Tommy.

“Anything worse than a salesperson?” as you read an ad.😂

The best thing when you get older is go for lunch and a couple cocktails, come home and take a nap til dinner. My husband and I are like “woah you want to meet for dinner AFTER DARK?! Are you crazy??” 😂

That opening clip and Mommy Jeans reaction had me dying🤣

The look on Christina's face after the vom video is P R I C E L E S S

Brian looks like the "Ice Truck Killer" from Dexter

26:00 She got a special kinda ceiling fan. Gotta tell ur sht story in the bathroom, right?!?! 😂😂😂

It's about time ChatGPT makes a mommy song

GOOD MORNIN MOMMIES

“Let’s party”. Immediately proceeds to upset his wife. Never change Tim.

If you’re curious about music differences through the year I suggest checking out Rick Beato. Big music nerd and a fan of all music and he talks about how music has become stagnant since about 1995 due in part to technological advances and being able to make general sounds as opposed to searching and creating new tones. To sum it up Christina you aren’t crazy. Shit really does sound the same. :/ I’m 33 musician/teacher. Hope that helps.

Drum set = therapy 😁