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@anikarice7609 3 жыл бұрын
Kirill never disappoints with his comebacks. These people will never win with his quick wit.
@steveg447 3 жыл бұрын
Big facts
@girlsdrinkfeck 3 жыл бұрын
i laughed when that " man ? " in skinny jeans came out with his vegan voice
@gregtaylor6146 3 жыл бұрын
@@girlsdrinkfeck - Nothing wrong with vegans, or their voices, he's probably been eating meat since birth, that's why his brain is so addled...... like yours.
@girlsdrinkfeck 3 жыл бұрын
@@gregtaylor6146 baaahahaha, u do realise the liberal amount of a meat diet is how and why humans evolved to be the smarted species on earth ?
@gregtaylor6146 3 жыл бұрын
@@girlsdrinkfeck - ............and, in English??
@fedupwithvulgarities7355 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the English translation and captions.
@tazmanian1623 3 жыл бұрын
The guy at the end was a reminder that a smile and a good-natured joke can go a long way.
@preacherz01 3 жыл бұрын
it's cus subliminally, he know what they're doing is for the good .... smart man.
@tazmanian1623 3 жыл бұрын
@I upload The joke they made was the play on the name. The joke that you made was throwing around words which you clearly do not understand and which has ever, ever been upheld against them in a Russian court of law.
@amyjeanc5398 3 жыл бұрын
"There is not sidewalk restriction here." That guy was repeating the same line over and over, hoping his Jedi mind tricks would kick in.
@filouphilippe7680 3 жыл бұрын
He say the truth .... no restriction, just a sidewalk lol
@alesin1992 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but there is no sidewalk restriction here.
@IkeBroflovski1337 3 жыл бұрын
hehe the Jedi hypnosis would sound like this: "THERE IS NO SIDEWALK RESTRICTION HERE." "there is no sidewalk restriction here." "MOVE ALONG." "no, this is a sidewalk."
@ventje8081 3 жыл бұрын
"There is no war in Ba Sing Se"
@sraaaa1155 3 жыл бұрын
@@ventje8081 the earth king has invited you to Lake Laogai
@d-sx560 3 жыл бұрын
“If grandma had a cucumber’ 🤣😂🤣
@PeterGriffin-gh8dz 3 жыл бұрын
Every time they say its a Road, you just say. ''Ok, well it's illegal to walk on the road, so call the police on us then''
@omwarekar6703 Жыл бұрын
Or if they ask for sidewalk sign then ask what's the sign of the road
@esme68 3 жыл бұрын
UK here. Our pavements/sidewalks are about 8ft wide. I use a mobility scooter and I'm fighting a constant battle with drivers who park on the pavement obstructing my right of way. I film them all and send it to police and city council. So far two cars that habitually park on pavements near my home have stopped doing it after my exposure of them.
@CartoonWeasel 3 жыл бұрын
6:18 did he put a fake porsche emblem on is truck lol
@VeeElJay 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a Russia-only Porsche. Porsche Porter.
@Judaea98 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand when I saw it too
@xDomglmao 3 жыл бұрын
@@VeeElJay for real?
@VeeElJay 3 жыл бұрын
@@xDomglmao Haha no sir. I was kidding!
@xDomglmao 3 жыл бұрын
@@VeeElJay thought so but believed it for a second, my bad
@norisnezak 3 жыл бұрын
The studious guy probably read more text on the phone than in his entire time in school. 😂
@Tashyncho-Sapa 3 жыл бұрын
Mom can we have a porsche? mom: no we have porsche at home porsche at home: 6:20
@bashkillszombies 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if every 10 meters of sidewalk needed a sign "No driving on the sidewalk." The country would go broke overnight.
@benjamindeh873 3 жыл бұрын
You would still have assholes stopping in between 2 of those signs and saying "But there's no sign here"
@uriah9559 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjamindeh873 and you would still have these assholes bothering and harrassing people
@jonjonson4826 3 жыл бұрын
@@uriah9559 lol does it bother you that there are people out there who will prevent you from breaking the law? Maybe grow up, follow basic rules and stop pretending to be a punk thug?
@uriah9559 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonjonson4826 not at all, in my country we have real police for real issues. would love to see these rooskis pull this meter maid BS in america.
@rhalfik 3 жыл бұрын
They do need car blocking poles at the entrance to this sidewalk though. Would save them so much hassle. It doesn't make you money like these videos though...
@Deredeo 3 жыл бұрын
"If the grandma had a cucumber" 😶...🤣🤣🤣🤣☠
@olivergt23 3 жыл бұрын
There’s a certain poeticism unique to Russia that I’d love to learn. “If my grandma had a cucumber…” lololololol
@sinsinter7814 3 жыл бұрын
It continues like : "than she would be grandpa" :) Means that if that particular thing would be changed than it would have been a completely different situation :)
@vinito19 3 жыл бұрын
"If my grandma had wheels, she would be a motorbike" it's also a saying in Italy, I think.
@dickbison 3 жыл бұрын
@@sinsinter7814 we have the same saying in Polish but it's "if a grandma had a moustache" :)
@Sasa-sn1ky 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. In many Eastern European countries people say that and it actually makes sense.
@mmdirtyworkz 3 жыл бұрын
In Serbia we have the same saying but instead of cucumber we say d!ck :)
@rhalfik 3 жыл бұрын
6:03 surprisingly calm for a Porshe driver.
@crescokidful 3 жыл бұрын
I still don't get that people still drive on the sidewalk after so many years of you guys being out their. I wish you all the best keep fighting the good fight
@thefpsxpert 3 жыл бұрын
Because they're scumbag drivers that don't care, they'd run over people like these guys if it wasn't for the camera.
@jirrodakirro2598 3 жыл бұрын
Russia have a lot of sidewalks...
@TheCaptaininsaino 3 жыл бұрын
I think the infrastructure needs an overhaul. Much as i hate to see assholes driving on sidewalks, I can't help but feel a little sorry for drivers when there's no designated parking, clear signage, and 'sidewalks' that are 3 lanes wide. It's a mess.
@thugnificentone9854 3 жыл бұрын
What gets me is the lying without hesitation especially the women. Disgusting, these guys should call them out on the lies all the time.
@minityper 3 жыл бұрын
@@thugnificentone9854 most women can lie very well😎
@DnMProductionStudio 3 жыл бұрын
Joseph, such a nice person! Great to see that some have a good mood after all :)
@Samon187 3 жыл бұрын
I love these guys 😂🤣 They go to parking lot and tell people it is sidewalk 🤣
@postsposts7989 2 жыл бұрын
because it is a sidewalk
@unclealbert3118 2 жыл бұрын
it does look like a parking lot
@FreeSalesTips 2 жыл бұрын
@@unclealbert3118 The reason why it's not a parking lot is because there is no official parking lot sign. If you look at the city cadastre, I have complete confidence that the sidewalk is designated as a sidewalk, it is not sanctioned as a parking lot.
@Peter56Persson 3 жыл бұрын
Great video, thanks! I really admire your extreme patience, myself I would´nt stand a chance, you´re awesome.
@TanyaElisabeth 3 жыл бұрын
I’m here as soon as I saw the notification!!! Love you guys!!!
@victhaking3158 3 жыл бұрын
they love u moarr
@ajl9491 3 жыл бұрын
@@victhaking3158 I love her moarr too!
@GeroldLive 3 жыл бұрын
Kirill can try Stand up in free time :D
@deetrixreed8961 3 жыл бұрын
Kirill is King.
@ugastronomie1237 3 жыл бұрын
Krill*
@Keznen 3 жыл бұрын
@ugastronomie 123 Kirill*
@jameswright9513 3 жыл бұрын
Do you mean clown 🤡🤡🤡???
@Keznen 3 жыл бұрын
@@jameswright9513 We're talking about Kirill not you, clown.
@jameswright9513 3 жыл бұрын
@@Keznen Are you part of that clowns 🤡🤡🙈🙈🤣🤣??
@ivankedacic8631 2 жыл бұрын
Bigg support from Croatia!!!! You are doing very good job and all you are good people!!! Kirill is a KING!!!
@MrBeevee5 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! Found a beehive of citizens who thought it was legal to drive on the sidewalk or didn't know the definition of a sidewalk.
@joesam. 3 жыл бұрын
That fella does not drive that Renault but wearing it! 🥴
@Drewggles 3 жыл бұрын
My new comeback for "ifs ands and buts" is: If my grandmother had a cucumber.
@furywild9576 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! This episode was quite peaceful. Especially, the last guy was cool.
@Roland1596 3 жыл бұрын
I subscribed this channel for 3-4 years, I forgot. And every single notification pop-out, I click and watch it soon as possible. Nice Kirill.. Very glad every you came out.
@johnwallace8556 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for English subtitles Kirill
@JellyRoger_XIII 3 жыл бұрын
“If my grandma had a cucumber…..” 🤣😂🤣 feels like an amazing one ! Wonder if in Russia you have something like this we have in Italy "If my grandpa had 3 balls, he would've been a pinball machine !"
@locustjohn3865 3 жыл бұрын
A common idiom in the US is "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops."
@JellyRoger_XIII 3 жыл бұрын
@@locustjohn3865 ahahahahah a good one ! 😂😂😂
@sammybubba176 3 жыл бұрын
if the grandmother had a cucumber, chances are you would not be here.
@KretinoSantino 3 жыл бұрын
I love the Brat 2 reference. Sergei Bodrov was the best director in the World, could inject warmth into most desperate and gritty environment.
@mTwMarco 3 жыл бұрын
4:30 John Goodman has entered the game
@nos27man 3 жыл бұрын
haha I like "if the grandmother had a cucumber"
@blackpolishedchrome4774 3 жыл бұрын
That man must be a cat. "If it fits, I sits."
@Pico_444 3 жыл бұрын
"why are you standing?"
@MrBendibus 3 жыл бұрын
When they start swearing they have already lost the argument.
@xyz3188 2 жыл бұрын
A smile can be magic to solve all the problems in the world 👍✨😊
@englishlongbow935 3 жыл бұрын
The best argument I've heard SADB say, so far, to somebody who says "Show me the sign that says it's a sidewalk" is "Report me to the police for blocking the traffic on a road." That was a gotcha.
@kevinr6318 3 жыл бұрын
I refuse to watch anything with sub titles. This channel is the one exception.
@SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8 3 жыл бұрын
“If grandma had a cucumber…” lmao
@kenisnedeker6024 3 жыл бұрын
If grandma had a cucumber....too good!!!
@georgebliss5134 3 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: Stand in front of the car with a low value bicycle, let the aggressive offender hit a bicycle, or run over a bicycle. Insurance should not cover running over a bicycle on a sidewalk. Keep up the good work, and stay safe!
@socialnak 3 жыл бұрын
I miss you guys in Mocow! Hope to visit again soon :)
@jameswright9513 3 жыл бұрын
Self appointed traffic officials.🤣🤣🤣
@jevoneFernando 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand Russian but I feel their concern for public safety. Plus I love watching these videos.
@scoper7897 3 жыл бұрын
Average iq there is much lower and the country is very corrupt so almost noone cares about rules
@justtubingby8342 3 жыл бұрын
Divide the sidewalks in half with a barrier, temporarily, and see if it will keep the cars off. Designate one half as a bicycle lane.
@KrzychooBasket 3 жыл бұрын
6:16 Porsche 😂
@Deredeo 3 жыл бұрын
@5:26....you can see the Apple spinning pinwheel logo as his brain tries to sort it out🤣🤣....just tell him there's beer and bratwürst across the street he'll leave lickety-split🤣🤣
@SagetLord 3 жыл бұрын
I would really like to see them confront shop managers/owners and tell them about the laws and see what they say.
@never_give_up90 2 жыл бұрын
Why???
@SagetLord 2 жыл бұрын
@@never_give_up90 Just to see how knowledgeable and/or complacent they are with the laws. I'm just curious.
@never_give_up90 2 жыл бұрын
@@SagetLord managers do not have anything to do with it since they didn't create false parking lots. Those were often drawn by the owners who do usually know or find out that it's not a parking lot but often end up ignoring it due to lack of punishment for making false parking lots. Car owners grew in size in recent years. The issues is the fact that there are too many stores and it's a huge city. People are too lazy to park and then walk 5-10 minutes. Store owners dont see it as their problem.
@SagetLord 2 жыл бұрын
@@never_give_up90 Sorry, I didn't mean anything by it. I just wanted to know what they had to say about it. That's all. I never meant to make it seem like it's their responsibility or their fault. I was honestly just curious as to their reaction about the whole situation. Even for me, even though I'm not located anywhere near Russia, I have an opinion about it. My apologies for the misunderstanding.
@never_give_up90 2 жыл бұрын
@@SagetLord haha it's not a big deal! You don't have to apologize for anything. I bet you they don't care. They just wanna go home and rest.
@KRAMPUS_G60_16V 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha! Kiril is such a legend! :D
@berno8535 3 жыл бұрын
@SADB I would suggest rather sticking those stickers on the bonnet. Obstructing the windscreen is a safety hazard, especially since you want them to drive off of the sidewalk.
@postsposts7989 3 жыл бұрын
the sticker is because they are not leaving
@Ray2Jerry 3 жыл бұрын
The "Parking Lot Engineer" should have got stickers...
@duediligence8888 3 жыл бұрын
This channel needs more Kiril. If a dog had a square ass... maybe it would shit bricks
@StreetArtistsOfTheWorld 3 жыл бұрын
4:48 that guy looks like he won a car that was too small for him! :-)))))
@temoxdd 3 жыл бұрын
What i understand on all this videos... white subtitle = good people yellow subtitle = bad people
@Carrierdlr1 3 жыл бұрын
Just can not believe these people who decide to drive a vehicle on a public sidewalk have no shame!!!
@kevinsturgess1717 3 жыл бұрын
Fabulous
@paulmcmaster9446 3 жыл бұрын
Feet on footpaths, tyres on tarmac.
@mosipd 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I want to know what the grandma does with the cucumber.
@tomaszde3072 3 жыл бұрын
Never ending story 😂
@Liton999 3 жыл бұрын
5:25 you can almost see the gears inside his head moving..
@DigUrOwnHole 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen many beautiful Porsche cars in my life but none as great as the one at 6:18
@randolphfuller4681 2 жыл бұрын
Is this the room for an argument? Monty Python.
@Typing.._ 3 жыл бұрын
10:46 he was so mad he couldn’t help but to laugh 😂 🎥
@bjoardar 2 жыл бұрын
My goodness. How did that blue-shirted sasquatch get into that red car and why doesn't it have stretch-marks? lol xD
@kiwizz2177 3 жыл бұрын
Go Kirill !! Hahaha. Never short of words ! Great guy ;-))
@andyvankerkhove6902 3 жыл бұрын
Never knew Porsche was making vans or trucks for the Russian market... but that truck had a PORSCHE emblem on the hood... Porsche model Porter... but than I saw a big Porsche emblem on the side also... I know the brand started with making tractors...
@heniuleniu9965 3 жыл бұрын
Hello from Poland my friends good job
@Lyric.S- 3 жыл бұрын
luv from France
@GrapeDrank001 3 жыл бұрын
"what is your goal?" to fucking walk on the side walk? what do you mean bro lmao
@GrounDLifteR 3 жыл бұрын
You keep finding good locations, there was huge amount of drivers thinking its parking lot. Nobody is ticketing or taking care of it.... does anything change?.... maybe not today. So the content KEEPS ON COMING!! :D
@tomfu6210 3 жыл бұрын
First practical Porshe.
@wherewewent 3 жыл бұрын
SADB = patience.
@bittersweethood 3 жыл бұрын
Just found out this channel, I love what youre doing and your quick thinking to argue with those people, and your ability to keep talking sense without getting agitated and out of control. We need more people like you in this world! cheers from Hong Kong!!
@ksenomorf4566 3 жыл бұрын
damn that crocodile at 4:33 is surreal.
@zoodiac57 3 жыл бұрын
learn your goals guys :) it's to prevent people from driving on the sidewalk ;) ;) eto trotuar!!
@121finalfantasy 3 жыл бұрын
Wish I was in Russia right now, here in UK we've got a horrendous heatwave going on oh well. As always guys stay safe stay strong. Oh and Kirill as always with the logic and best advice, Kirill for president.
@ruthchang861 3 жыл бұрын
OMG....I watched the video all that danger. That's right I'm scared and shocked. Why do that?
@Inveterat 3 жыл бұрын
Good work!
@mattafakkah 3 жыл бұрын
4:32 Russian John Goodman needs a bigger car 😂😂😂😂
@galyo9095 3 жыл бұрын
Drivers are wrong but they are arguing. XD :)
@remokelm1838 3 жыл бұрын
6:18 min This shitty vehicle has a Porsche logo on its hood. That one killed me. LOL :-D
@DJmilianomusic 3 жыл бұрын
6:22 Porsche? WTF :D
@krismont 3 жыл бұрын
6:17 nice porsche 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
@FootLock89 3 жыл бұрын
not enough stickers on windshields!
@darrellhaynes6705 3 жыл бұрын
Are they not allowed to put stickers on the cars now? None were carrying stickers in this video… That’s the fun part!
@adymorris7347 3 жыл бұрын
I frickin love these videos! Thanks guys xx
@louisrafaelcom 3 жыл бұрын
How about installing bollards for a lasting effect?
@blazeringfire2336 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they did this in Compton
@thataverageplayer4673 3 жыл бұрын
Bigfoot driving a car 🚗 🤣🤣
@steveg447 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if people did this in NYC... you’d probably get shot by the cops...
@Bluex990 3 жыл бұрын
There must be a separation there! Just install the border between the entrance and the side crosswalk and done!
@treyrahman 3 жыл бұрын
I wish cussing in America in public was Illegal too 👌🏼👌🏼
@user-mj3st8py6p 3 жыл бұрын
Я то думал, стопхам и за бугром открыл филиал))
@Yadowing 3 жыл бұрын
Mushina, this is a trattoar.
@Morgow1 3 жыл бұрын
The best way they could get back at you guys would be to follow the law and stop driving on the sidewalk - your viewers would simply disappear!
@declamatory 3 жыл бұрын
"If the Grandma had a cucumber"!
@gelmibson883 3 жыл бұрын
Woo!
@goranvalenta9860 3 жыл бұрын
Kako da narucim maicu ili duksericu i jedan sticker ja sam iz srbije