You Are What Your Wife Tells You. Rahn Hortman - Full Special

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4 жыл бұрын

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@crackup4592
@crackup4592 4 жыл бұрын
My wife is a better half of me. "You better do that.. better do this...". I am dead! 🤣🤣
@likesanddislikesetc
@likesanddislikesetc 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@sarahlovee1865
@sarahlovee1865 4 жыл бұрын
My son turns his hearing aid off when hes doing things he knows he isnt supposed to. 'Well I didnt hear anyone say no so it must be fine'
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 4 жыл бұрын
Stick a note with a reminder of what he shouldn't do on his stuff and make him wear it to school
@azelljackson4380
@azelljackson4380 3 жыл бұрын
Your son is a genius lol 🤣🤣
@sorad2921
@sorad2921 3 жыл бұрын
Smart kid
@sarahlovee1865
@sarahlovee1865 3 жыл бұрын
@@rompevuevitos222 I have "eric no!" sticky notes everywhere lol
@ashlynnrounds8341
@ashlynnrounds8341 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahlovee1865 That's amazing, I had to do that with my 7 younger siblings at one point. Note: That was a lot of sticky notes, I said bye to my allowance lol
@drewmiller6409
@drewmiller6409 3 жыл бұрын
The "grandma it's jobs out there if you serious" got me dead 💀
@easemailboxes
@easemailboxes 3 жыл бұрын
I find it hard to find comedians that can make me laugh and is clean enough that I can watch with my kids as well. Its really getting rare these days and exposes this mans extreme talent. ROFL. Thanks so much for this super talented guy!
@sirkrutchbluesman3009
@sirkrutchbluesman3009 3 жыл бұрын
I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY LAUGH WITH MY KIDS PRICELESS ♥️👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩
@youichiminagawa2554
@youichiminagawa2554 4 жыл бұрын
Making his kids watch a cliffhanger of Abraham sacrificing Isaac as punishment told me this guy's got a monumental sense of humor. Great set!
@jdhoushour3041
@jdhoushour3041 4 жыл бұрын
most cure all's include a warning label... Fortunately... He skipped that crap! 😆
@DeceiverIX
@DeceiverIX 4 жыл бұрын
Stopped to make a comment after that bit... 1:30 in LOL. Literally hilarious!
@cristianflores5329
@cristianflores5329 3 жыл бұрын
X
@georgepurvis587
@georgepurvis587 3 жыл бұрын
I agree I thought that was just hysterical even though I saw it coming
@tiffakang4525
@tiffakang4525 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@b.michaelbrown1117
@b.michaelbrown1117 4 жыл бұрын
That Ebola joke hits harder in quarantine 😂😑
@PacificMoceans
@PacificMoceans 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
@lilyvalley5389
@lilyvalley5389 4 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@MsMookalate
@MsMookalate 4 жыл бұрын
B.Michael Brown right
@Evoleo
@Evoleo 4 жыл бұрын
no, it doesn't. how are ebola and covid related
@alexxhristova
@alexxhristova 3 жыл бұрын
excuse me, mister ma'am, i know i ain't supposed to talk to strangers, but them shoes is cute! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nieceysemien7135
@nieceysemien7135 3 жыл бұрын
Called grandma and said there are jobs out there if you are serious! bahahaha
@ruthann2051
@ruthann2051 3 жыл бұрын
I read this comment at the same time he was saying it! Lol
@nieceysemien7135
@nieceysemien7135 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruthann2051 🤣🤣🤣
@Kiya-me
@Kiya-me 3 жыл бұрын
What did granma' say? Lol
@WalkingWallet
@WalkingWallet 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruthann2051 ,-,fox, ,,-,, ,,-, -,,, ',,,,,,,, , , ,
@anaderol5408
@anaderol5408 3 жыл бұрын
LOL watching this on 20/1/2020 (Australia time) - as far as I'm concerned...TRUMP is in the past....you Americans still have him for 24 hours!!
@nikitiameeks3291
@nikitiameeks3291 4 жыл бұрын
Telling his daughter, "if you ain't gone listen to me, you ain't gone listen to nobody." I was crying laughing. Then telling the audience to yell if they wanted to check up. BRILLIANT!!! Rahn is funny 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂
@crystalclear652
@crystalclear652 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!! And I watch a lot of Comedy 😂🤣🤣🤣😂
@leoneranger9348
@leoneranger9348 3 жыл бұрын
😝😝 That was a good joke!
@adamcallahan242
@adamcallahan242 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold!
@infamouskong7702
@infamouskong7702 2 жыл бұрын
Right!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
@Honest000w
@Honest000w 5 ай бұрын
I don’t if I should’ve laughed😂
@JustinoFundido
@JustinoFundido 4 жыл бұрын
Clean comedy is very difficult. This is fantastic!
@kylewilliams3861
@kylewilliams3861 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly. When done well it's usually the funniest comedy to me
@tonjirucker999
@tonjirucker999 3 жыл бұрын
It's not difficult unless your convinced that good comedy has to include foul language.
@kylewilliams3861
@kylewilliams3861 3 жыл бұрын
@@tonjirucker999 it takes a bit more finesse than that. Clean comedy can also be particularly dirty. Which requires more wit
@mademax1
@mademax1 3 жыл бұрын
I would not call this clean, to anyone with half a brain there is alot of racism and cruelty as a base for the jokes
@RR-xz6bv
@RR-xz6bv 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he beats his kids and calls it old school. It’s called abuse
@phillyfoo6958
@phillyfoo6958 4 жыл бұрын
His jokes were hard hitting, cutting, pushing the envelope and just straight up raw. Anytime you can make a joke about taking your daughter's hearing aids straight hilarious 😂 comedic genius. 💯
@shellesbby
@shellesbby 3 жыл бұрын
😂❤ he's amazing!
@mattdawg83686
@mattdawg83686 3 жыл бұрын
“This is definitely going to be an away game.” I’m still laughing at the line.
@SammiSweetz
@SammiSweetz 4 жыл бұрын
“I love what you’ve done to your hair... now do you wash it once a day as face or twice as week as hair.” I nearly fell to the floor in laughter. I mean that was hilarious especially when you sitting next to a bald guy.
@paperclips4113
@paperclips4113 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@apadron45ap
@apadron45ap 3 жыл бұрын
This one had me rolling!!
@anushmashrestha3553
@anushmashrestha3553 2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@d.johnson9957
@d.johnson9957 4 жыл бұрын
Oh dear, my son is a politely disrespectful child too. It's so good to know I'm not the only one with a little man like that. 🤣🤣😂😂
@Snappldel
@Snappldel 3 жыл бұрын
“Good game, poor coaching. You almost had us. You gave a good effort” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@loretta2372
@loretta2372 Жыл бұрын
That was the best; though there were so many good one 🤣 😂
@bigmike3007
@bigmike3007 Жыл бұрын
Slapping them on the booty you can leave that out 😂
@Marie34694
@Marie34694 3 жыл бұрын
“NBA is not interested ... at this time.” 😂😂😂
@soeifong
@soeifong 3 жыл бұрын
Drybar has gold. I had no idea, but a lot of the comedians on here are much better than the mainstream ones. This one was GREAT! Love his expressions!
@MM-eq7sw
@MM-eq7sw Жыл бұрын
💯!!
@gregraj
@gregraj 8 ай бұрын
I feel the same way. I love the Drybar channel!!
@Nursemomma7
@Nursemomma7 8 ай бұрын
So true!!
@dorothyjackson1010
@dorothyjackson1010 7 ай бұрын
You are by far a keeper. Laughed all the way to the end.😂
@dakingofmines2589
@dakingofmines2589 4 жыл бұрын
"You can use me as a reference". "Gimme the hearing aids, if you ain't gonna listen to me you ain't gonna listen to nobody". The home and away jerseys joke was classic.
@michelemiller3798
@michelemiller3798 3 жыл бұрын
He's so clever. "I just throw them out there, it's up to you to catch them!"
@generalkenobi4509
@generalkenobi4509 3 жыл бұрын
I actually wear hearing aids myself (age 13, male) and they’re also Bluetooth and I used them to listen to this video! I chose black so they can stand out so i can spread a little awareness about hearing loss. Dont be ashamed of your hearing aids because those are super cool! You can just turn em down when you don’t wanna hear someone! 😂 just dont do it with your parents though if you’re a kid lol
@yajelema5436
@yajelema5436 2 жыл бұрын
This is so wholesome
@generalkenobi4509
@generalkenobi4509 2 жыл бұрын
@Yaje Lema Thanks! 😊 To whomever may read this, have a blessed day! And also just a random bit of wisdom; “Wether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” -Henry Ford
@denisekessler4371
@denisekessler4371 2 жыл бұрын
Lol your silly 😊
@debrawestbrook8960
@debrawestbrook8960 2 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, that's cool. A girl posted a TikTok about a teacher confiscating her hearing aids because he thought they were regular Bluetooth earbuds. She couldn't hear him throughout the lesson and at the end when he found out she was telling the truth he lost his job.
@lettheriver
@lettheriver 2 жыл бұрын
@@debrawestbrook8960 gullible
@therebellion96
@therebellion96 4 жыл бұрын
I love how obscure some of his jokes are! It always takes an extra second for audience to get the full joke.
@vitareid
@vitareid 4 жыл бұрын
"Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs?"
@rjwong2483
@rjwong2483 4 жыл бұрын
That one killed me. . . Made me really think about that.
@alandt99
@alandt99 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing eye dogs are trained to pick up after the blind human and while they're at it they pickup after themselves.
@lindawolz4974
@lindawolz4974 3 жыл бұрын
@@alandt99 Was that a joke? My son sees only partially out of one eye so he is able to clean up after his dog with bags for that purpose.
@alandt99
@alandt99 3 жыл бұрын
@@lindawolz4974 I had a vision of a service dog with a Corona mask and latex gloves sanitizing the area. I apologize 2 all that may b offended by my comment.
@warrenresearchinc.1883
@warrenresearchinc.1883 3 жыл бұрын
I had the same thought! Hahahahaha 😜😂
@gogoscorner1111
@gogoscorner1111 4 жыл бұрын
"Ummmm excuse me Mr Ma'am..." 😂😂😂
@lastgirl7071
@lastgirl7071 3 жыл бұрын
cute shoes!
@AthenaOwl_
@AthenaOwl_ 2 жыл бұрын
“Who cleans up after seeing eye dogs?” 😂😂 that’s actually a really good question
@muddydog6605
@muddydog6605 4 ай бұрын
In the UK guide dog owners are exempt from dog fouling fines.
@duanecuster7166
@duanecuster7166 4 жыл бұрын
The step dad vs dad jersey joke was absolutely brilliant!! Wow
@jacqualinpinto8006
@jacqualinpinto8006 3 жыл бұрын
Would you please help me understand it please?
@coffeebean4356
@coffeebean4356 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacqualinpinto8006 because his biological dad was never really there in his life he got the AWAY jersey ( away teams are guests ), and his step-dad got the HOME jersey because he was always there for him and was like an actual father.
@kattabercrumbie2704
@kattabercrumbie2704 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacqualinpinto8006 also it was a Padres jersey which is the Spanish word for father.
@KingKaizer1985
@KingKaizer1985 11 ай бұрын
I bumped into dry bar one day and never looked back. i can finally watch with my wife and laugh. i love it
@toxicsmoke194
@toxicsmoke194 3 жыл бұрын
That birth certificate joke was so underrated 😂😂😂
@mm-zm8ys
@mm-zm8ys 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it
@toxicsmoke194
@toxicsmoke194 2 жыл бұрын
@@mm-zm8ys it was alluding to that one time trump wanted to see if Obama’s birth certificate because he thought he wasn’t a US citizen
@Itme
@Itme 3 жыл бұрын
Grandma: there are jobs out there. I lost it!
@sirkrutchbluesman3009
@sirkrutchbluesman3009 3 жыл бұрын
Granny's Working at McDs
@ambervanbrogen3172
@ambervanbrogen3172 4 жыл бұрын
I got one of those polite disrespectful kids too! Lol
@Meowster89
@Meowster89 4 жыл бұрын
🙌
@carmellacolston7289
@carmellacolston7289 4 жыл бұрын
So do I. Lol
@seedofisrael1356
@seedofisrael1356 4 жыл бұрын
Me too 🙄😂
@marcopolo2028
@marcopolo2028 3 жыл бұрын
I was that kid. I remember visiting my friend's apartment when I was about 9. I looked around and said wow this is small.
@jenniferwylie5633
@jenniferwylie5633 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. How about 'How do you like the chicken carbonara I spent all this time on?' --> Step son's response --> 'It's ok I guess. I just don't like the texture..... Or the taste.'
@Witchofthewoods.
@Witchofthewoods. 3 жыл бұрын
"I love 🐔 chicken." 😆😆😆 This guy's hilarious. I love his comedy.
@Western_ENT
@Western_ENT 5 ай бұрын
I dun get it?
@lisajustme2788
@lisajustme2788 3 жыл бұрын
True no one remembers phone numbers anymore 😂😂😂
@sirkrutchbluesman3009
@sirkrutchbluesman3009 3 жыл бұрын
So TRUE use to Manage Bands Knew every One's # and Where Every PAYPHONE WAS LOVE TECHNOLOGY
@teresadalessio1
@teresadalessio1 3 жыл бұрын
9:53 BEST CAT IMPRESSION EVER. HIS MOVEMENTS ARE KEYYYYY
@davidmadison9369
@davidmadison9369 4 жыл бұрын
“She thought I had a white wife. She knows I’m in entertainment. Oh, she thinks I’m successful.” 💀💀💀
@coco6917
@coco6917 4 жыл бұрын
That hit home. For sure.
@meatwadfrylock3611
@meatwadfrylock3611 3 жыл бұрын
Any sisters in the audience was instantly pissed lol
@miriamaesthetic5137
@miriamaesthetic5137 3 жыл бұрын
@@meatwadfrylock3611 because it's usually true
@cheriann6461
@cheriann6461 3 жыл бұрын
lol yeah. It was one of many jokes that makes me think that he is accustomed to mostly black audiences.
@seanburrowes5647
@seanburrowes5647 3 жыл бұрын
My laugh was loud and uncomfortable lmaooooo
@steveb108
@steveb108 4 жыл бұрын
I have listened to a number of Dry Bar clips and it has been an absolute pleasure to hear intelligent comedians that don't require bad language in their repertoire to be extremely funny thank you 👍
@PeacepiperF20
@PeacepiperF20 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@melvinstackhouse5474
@melvinstackhouse5474 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@pattymayocakes
@pattymayocakes 2 жыл бұрын
Curse words are just...words. they're not the boogey man 😄
@PafMedic
@PafMedic 2 жыл бұрын
Almost All The Comedians For Dry Bar Doesnt Curse
@dianagarza7412
@dianagarza7412 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@DetroitMadeJD5
@DetroitMadeJD5 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m off fast ... like a cheetah... alright a black panther” 😂😂😂
@emmanuelpetit8291
@emmanuelpetit8291 3 жыл бұрын
It's rare to come across brilliant act. Clean, intelligent and hilarious.
@FordyTheConeSmoker
@FordyTheConeSmoker 4 жыл бұрын
“You ever do something so stupid you don’t have an answer for it? But as a man you have to?” *flashbacks ensue*
@orafranc237
@orafranc237 4 жыл бұрын
i dont want no kids neither cus we're family and that's what we're gonna do 😂
@alexaundrastuart4587
@alexaundrastuart4587 4 жыл бұрын
Aye I felt the black parent vibes soooo hard when he said Give me the hearing aids if you not gonna listen to me you not gonna listen to nobody 🤣😂. I’m going to laugh all day from that one.
@qaasimabdullah5598
@qaasimabdullah5598 2 жыл бұрын
Yesss! 😂😭
@scottbrock6147
@scottbrock6147 3 жыл бұрын
Grandma its jobs out there if u serious😂😂😂😂😂😂 i was screaminggg
@SAND33Boys
@SAND33Boys 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I almost spit my coffee out I'm sitting here playing Farmville while I'm listening to this bit. 😂😂😂
@rayshard2005
@rayshard2005 4 жыл бұрын
If you ain't gone listen to me.. You ain't gone listen to nobody 😂😂😂
@hendo19742
@hendo19742 4 жыл бұрын
IS IT JUST ME OR IS MORE PEOPLE RUMMAGING THROUGH THE STAND UP COMEDY SHOWS DURING THE QUARANTINE?🤣🤣🤣🤣
@corncob4627
@corncob4627 4 жыл бұрын
Same here :3
@donmiller2908
@donmiller2908 4 жыл бұрын
NO, IT'S JUST YOU. I'M GOING FROM VIDEO TO VIDEO LEAVING SUPERFLUOUS MESSAGES ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
@hendo19742
@hendo19742 4 жыл бұрын
@@donmiller2908 😜😜😜😜
@starlessaeon3972
@starlessaeon3972 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny cause I started watching like a week before the quarantine so when it came I was in my stride 😂
@elizabethanderson5421
@elizabethanderson5421 4 жыл бұрын
hendo19742 nope it’s not just you we all need some laughs during this thing
@OALM1991
@OALM1991 4 жыл бұрын
*Everything is cute when it's little* 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
@jamera8223
@jamera8223 3 жыл бұрын
💯
@fuluk.5336
@fuluk.5336 4 жыл бұрын
That Grandma joke is hilarious 🤣
@jeffreyburley4033
@jeffreyburley4033 4 жыл бұрын
Very funny. He has lots of new stuff I never heard before. If he is doing his own writing, great job. And your delivery is excellent. Good job.
@opulence_prime
@opulence_prime 3 жыл бұрын
If? Why wouldn't he be?
@Susanloveslife
@Susanloveslife 3 жыл бұрын
Opulence_prime hut FCC hugging fun guys u u tuyii i t v Greg by h
@iveywebb
@iveywebb 3 жыл бұрын
@@opulence_prime Many comedians have writers.
@bigkeith1022
@bigkeith1022 4 жыл бұрын
The quick my wife is my better half joke is one of the best jokes ever... Loved it.
@elaineel-adly2872
@elaineel-adly2872 3 жыл бұрын
I like the part about getting applications and hand out to people asking for change. This man is truly a comedian. I Nj0yd his show❗
@cbro412
@cbro412 3 жыл бұрын
Clean AND dark comedy? I'm a fan 😂 lol
@thaflygawd5451
@thaflygawd5451 4 жыл бұрын
Breath of fresh air, such a funny set always love finding a comic I haven’t seen before.
@b100discusstheissuesandyou5
@b100discusstheissuesandyou5 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely i concur!!!!
@rogergibson3059
@rogergibson3059 3 жыл бұрын
@@b100discusstheissuesandyou5 I
@isaiahbrake2472
@isaiahbrake2472 3 жыл бұрын
"Good game. Poor coaching. You almost had us. You tried your best. Then I smack em on the booty" this man is good at his craft 😂
@wandawilliams3110
@wandawilliams3110 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious!!! And very talented. I wish him continued success.
@bigmike3007
@bigmike3007 Жыл бұрын
His face when she says it’s birth control, straight up priceless and exactly how we look when we do something dumb thinking we are getting even! 😂😂
@ElegantRose2720
@ElegantRose2720 Жыл бұрын
That was my favorite!!!!!😂
@aimhigh1252
@aimhigh1252 4 жыл бұрын
“ among all of his friends, he was the best hide and seek” 😂😂😂 Dady doesn’t usually come around hilarious
@chingchingchingching2064
@chingchingchingching2064 4 жыл бұрын
When he said "like a cheetah", in my head I thought "more like a panther" and then he said it😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chingchingchingching2064
@chingchingchingching2064 4 жыл бұрын
Candid 50’s OK.
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 жыл бұрын
@@Spl1nt5 So salty. Who hurt you?
@Spl1nt5
@Spl1nt5 4 жыл бұрын
JESUS IS CALLING YOU my father
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 жыл бұрын
@@Spl1nt5 Don't vent your anger on strangers. It's not their fault.
@cw4608
@cw4608 3 жыл бұрын
The applications at the mall...priceless! You are so clever and funny. Thank you!
@momofboys2822
@momofboys2822 3 жыл бұрын
This was the first time I’ve ever heard him and I was not disappointed!! Clean comedy, I love it!!
@chessflower2092
@chessflower2092 2 жыл бұрын
He is awesome. He needs to do more videos!
@lopezcora
@lopezcora 4 жыл бұрын
67 k views and less than a thousand likes? Im surprised...he is actually hilarious...💛 laughter is good for the soul..Thanks for posting this.
@janbucknerwalker2875
@janbucknerwalker2875 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting observation. He’s objectively funny and a universal way. Yet, only one in ten comedy fans who LIKE comedy liked this? So it seems, Christianity (particularly the fundamentalist variety) has some self-awareness to strive for. Let’s pray they think about (and work on) that. Looking forward to seeing more of this guy and those like him.
@trinityx3942
@trinityx3942 3 жыл бұрын
I can only speak for myself but the bit about beating up his kids and being sore for 3 days didn't make me laugh, it made me cringe. Maybe that's one reason there's not as many likes as there could be? BTW I'm not judging the humor or people who find it funny, just answering your question.
@aprilsilvers381
@aprilsilvers381 3 жыл бұрын
Some people just font press like and maybe some people are to hard to please
@factsoverfiction7826
@factsoverfiction7826 3 жыл бұрын
midFeb 2021: 1.9 Million views ... 39k likes
@ariesphenix1
@ariesphenix1 4 жыл бұрын
This had me cracking up at work. 😂 Jumbo shrimp 🍤
@rayselby3487
@rayselby3487 4 жыл бұрын
Sue here : jumbo shrimp lol!!!!!
@moccisimo
@moccisimo 3 жыл бұрын
I love hearing people in the audience laughing so hard 🤣
@ItsMe-uf1st
@ItsMe-uf1st 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! He made me laugh out loud so many times. Even my husband walked by and laughed at some of his jokes. He's good! 🤭😂🤣
@myrad78
@myrad78 4 жыл бұрын
I was wheezing from laughing and his 30 minute set took me an hour to watch cause I kept having to rewatch the jokes I missed from laughing 😂
@HisgGalore
@HisgGalore 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was crazy 😁😁😭😭
@sophia-annsmith9277
@sophia-annsmith9277 4 жыл бұрын
Same here, this is my second time watching it after several replays.
@brianjohnson1601
@brianjohnson1601 4 жыл бұрын
"Uh uh i was on Hasmat" 💀🤣
@saraiyanie5608
@saraiyanie5608 3 жыл бұрын
He is actually funny and no profanity! I admire that...😆💯
@MARYBBOSS2
@MARYBBOSS2 Жыл бұрын
It's 'DRY BAR'!
@TK-yh4hn
@TK-yh4hn 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I watched this. His delivery is on point.
@teaganna5970
@teaganna5970 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, this guy deserves a good round of applause. Great set, and I make laugh. 🙃
@wordtothebigbird
@wordtothebigbird 4 жыл бұрын
Lyric Malo I make laugh?
@teaganna5970
@teaganna5970 4 жыл бұрын
@@wordtothebigbird I am use google translate.
@MrMate8869
@MrMate8869 4 жыл бұрын
Needs work.
@teaganna5970
@teaganna5970 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrMate8869 I totally agree, Mr. Dog.
@user-wb1ew8sl5u
@user-wb1ew8sl5u 4 жыл бұрын
I understood what you said and totally agree, he's really funny!
@TheBlackGreatWhite83
@TheBlackGreatWhite83 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao true story, I had a bug get in my ear as a kid and got taken to the hospital by my mom because I was freaking out and it was freaking out in my ear. The doctor got it out and then asked "what if it laid eggs?" making me freak out more and laughed hard me for a bit before telling me that he'd gotten everything out.... This video just made me laugh hard at myself.
@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA
@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA 3 жыл бұрын
I was on stage looking like real strong ethiopian 😆😂🤣🤣
@stacypolk3580
@stacypolk3580 3 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar Comedy hit a home run with Rhan!! Hilarious!!
@salad1298
@salad1298 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if there were any funny stand up comedians left and I'm happily surprised :) this man is a legend
@tonybroderick6590
@tonybroderick6590 4 жыл бұрын
His wife is his better half, Ron you better do this and you better do that. Lol
@ohad.5890
@ohad.5890 4 жыл бұрын
rahn*
@tomadams3528
@tomadams3528 4 жыл бұрын
@@ohad.5890 *Rahn.
@ohad.5890
@ohad.5890 4 жыл бұрын
@@tomadams3528 Dammit!
@samuelpena3195
@samuelpena3195 4 жыл бұрын
Ronny
@tomadams3528
@tomadams3528 4 жыл бұрын
@Tom Adams. *Dammit!
@clestemanning6357
@clestemanning6357 3 жыл бұрын
HEY RAHN YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK. ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS THAT I'VE SEEN IN QUITE AWHILE. YOU JUST FLOW , NO STRUGGLE TO START A NEW JOKE. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS. KEEP IT REAL ALWAYS.
@brittneymiller605
@brittneymiller605 3 жыл бұрын
SO relatable....father was the best at hide and go seek. Love the HOME and AWAY jerseys🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
@ComedianRahnHortman
@ComedianRahnHortman 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the love ❤️
@chocolateserenity
@chocolateserenity 3 жыл бұрын
Y’all when he took them hearing aids I was 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mikecoles1988
@mikecoles1988 3 жыл бұрын
Wow hi divinley guided queen.. How u feel??
@Yoditah
@Yoditah 4 жыл бұрын
He had me dying so hard!🤣 I want to see more.
@heather4767
@heather4767 4 жыл бұрын
Laughed the whole freaking time! And it's funnier cuz it was all based on his real life
@soulaudacity555
@soulaudacity555 2 жыл бұрын
“No she don’t, she said you need to do some sit ups” 🤣
@awesumpowerz6805
@awesumpowerz6805 4 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious ... I almost didn't watch him ... Glad I did ...
@TB-rx1ue
@TB-rx1ue 3 жыл бұрын
“Everything is cute when it’s little” 😂 love the racial, age and disability jokes!
@2near_death
@2near_death 3 жыл бұрын
The ebola bit is accurate asf. Lol. Im a Kindergarten teacher and the kids pretend someone has Covid and then they run around the playground pretending to infect one another by bear hug 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣
@mikecoles1988
@mikecoles1988 3 жыл бұрын
Lol hi Jade??
@Huskyrescue2296
@Huskyrescue2296 3 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. He made me get tears from laughing! The part about how his daughter told him his back and stomach don't match anymore!🤣
@passionsconsume767
@passionsconsume767 4 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of the jokes went over this crowd's heads or there just slow. But I'm over here hollering you hear me 😂😂😂
@vinkeyla23
@vinkeyla23 3 жыл бұрын
Zahra Omar which ones?
@rorwyk
@rorwyk 3 жыл бұрын
Audiences laugh differently sometimes but it doesn't mean they enjoy it less. This is more of a chuckle audience chuckle, pause, wait for joke, chuckle, repeat. Scream laugh audiences are fun to watch tho
@stacypolk3580
@stacypolk3580 3 жыл бұрын
What a stupid thing to say. Why? Cuz, they're white? Whites don't get the black comedy? They got it, ok? The funny store about his son's picture of himself in class with "I love chicken" at the bottom is a funny comment about how he KNEW it was his son's picture 'cuz blacks' loving chicken and watermelon is a huge stereotype. They got it his joke. I got it and his timing in telling it was hilarious. Don't be so idiotic. People like comedy in different ways....they were not an ignorant audience. Jeeeez.....!!
@theQueen.
@theQueen. 3 жыл бұрын
@@stacypolk3580 .........what it the world are you smoking? What the........
@theQueen.
@theQueen. 3 жыл бұрын
@@stacypolk3580 who said anything about the white folk? Stop being so weird and serious...
@michellekleingers8238
@michellekleingers8238 3 жыл бұрын
"Who cleans up after seeing-eye dogs?" LOL- I've always asked that same thing!
@MrsEarth-pf4cr
@MrsEarth-pf4cr 4 жыл бұрын
His bill collectors are on facebook & they poke him & tag him screenshots of his bills lmbo lol lol lol 😂😂😂😂
@alisamariaangelsanddemons4309
@alisamariaangelsanddemons4309 2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t no one know numbers anymore” 😆😂👏🏽so true!
@rhemnant
@rhemnant 3 жыл бұрын
Hes got sum range in his jokes and still managed to keep it relatively clean.
@cynthiaholland13
@cynthiaholland13 4 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic and I laughed all the way through!! Congrats to you and your lovely wife. I love to see long marriages in our community. My husband and I are celebrating 23 years this year.
@jakebethdaus1021
@jakebethdaus1021 Жыл бұрын
It's hard to make people laugh, it's harder to make a crowd full of sober people laugh amazing job! One of the best clean comedy sets I've heard. Thank you! It's nice to listen to something and not have my 6yr old repeat the cuss words he heard from what I was listening too! ❤️❤️
@Logiwonk
@Logiwonk 3 жыл бұрын
I did an actual spit-take on "Once a day as a face." Thank you man, you're hilarious.
@ntombin9127
@ntombin9127 4 жыл бұрын
So refreshing, clean comedy. Love this guy.
@Cecethegreat37
@Cecethegreat37 4 жыл бұрын
Ain’t nobody looking for clean comedy but you 😂
@sirkrutchbluesman3009
@sirkrutchbluesman3009 3 жыл бұрын
I REALLY ENJOY A COMEDIAN THAT I COULD ENJOY WITH MY KIDS
@neghiepean1530
@neghiepean1530 4 жыл бұрын
He squeezed a couple of laughing tears out of me. Very good.
@mikecoles1988
@mikecoles1988 3 жыл бұрын
Hi beautiful Queen
@mlily1111
@mlily1111 3 жыл бұрын
I loved him! I agree that clean comedy is hard to find and this was perfect to send to my christian father.
@paulforde3208
@paulforde3208 3 жыл бұрын
This is the cleanest comedy I've seen for years. Thanks Rahn
@brostelio
@brostelio 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect delivery! Loving this guy.
@CaribbeanQueen72xx
@CaribbeanQueen72xx 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s so hallarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 those comedians are like therapists, they soothe the mind gratelly.
@rachel3789
@rachel3789 3 жыл бұрын
OmG! I love this!!! Laughter is good like a medicine. I am fighting COVID and laughing so hard. Thanks
@chanmusic9858
@chanmusic9858 2 жыл бұрын
You good now? Hope so!
@rachel3789
@rachel3789 2 жыл бұрын
@@chanmusic9858 yes. Thank you
@justanopinionsincerelynoof3860
@justanopinionsincerelynoof3860 3 жыл бұрын
I was feeling a little down and this cheered me up. Especially the bill collector bit, that was genius👏👏👏
@beans301
@beans301 4 жыл бұрын
He got me with farmville lmao
@isabelpacheco9400
@isabelpacheco9400 3 жыл бұрын
URSULINE!!! LOL! "Little bear!" I love it!
@dawnlapka2433
@dawnlapka2433 3 жыл бұрын
As a once hearing impaired mother with a daughter and a spiritual Father in the Catholic Church, who is now healed from my brain injury, I can relate to the hearing aids jokes! 😋✌️! Funny stuff!
@SavingMyPockets
@SavingMyPockets 3 жыл бұрын
My daughter did one of those pictures it said, “I love noodles!” Yall I died.
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