You Can't Stop The Reign | Episode 281

You Can't Stop The Reign | Episode 281 | NEW RORY & MAL

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Happy Friday! We start the episode off laughing at an absent Julian for getting in his industry bag at Kehlani's album release party that he, Rory, & Demaris attended a few days ago (03:58). Rory & Demaris catch Mal up on what their club swag was like as a team, and then Rory comes to claim his throne as the biggest video vixen of the cast (11:44). Did you stay up until 12 last night to hear Shaquille O'Neal's unreleased track featuring Jay Z and Nas? While we waited, we contemplated who was the best ball player turned rapper (17:24). Speaking of music, there's a plethora of releases coming, and we discuss who we're 'checking for' (ahh, I love a good callback) this weekend (24:13). Mal is gliding around the studio in joyful anticipation of the presidential debate, we briefly give our predictions on how America will be embarrassed (30:05). They give their opinions on Mase's story about Big L that was told on his podcast with Cam (37:55), as well as Gunna's confirmation that he is still signed to YSL (45:34). Victoria Monet's deadbeat father got exposed on twitter for having another daughter he abandoned (59:05), so both Mal and Rory share a story to remind us all to be careful who we sleep with and to get to know our neighbors. Our first voicemail is from a man who found himself in a compromising position and wants the team to share in his humiliation (1:17:30), and the other is from a young man looking for how to turn his finance career into a music industry one (1:23:44).
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@chrisleisure8801 Ай бұрын

Mal dresses like he shops exclusively from Karmaloop 😂

@Konglomerant Ай бұрын

Instead of actual clothes, and pieces, he just wears “Merch”…

@danknowitzki4728 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@aaronjohnson8490 Ай бұрын

That’s a Nasty Award right there

@RamonGarcia-pj4qc Ай бұрын

Promo code rorynmal

@juliusmorris4751 Ай бұрын

Lmaooo

@Burg0d Ай бұрын

Mal dressed like fresh prince in season 1 😂😂😂

@Deo_on2 Ай бұрын

Mal looks like an optical illusion 😂😂😂

@josephaustin8067 Ай бұрын

Demaris yelling “I wanna go raw” is insane 😂

@damarrismurphy7421 Ай бұрын

Demaris was tryna be Janet FOR REAL! 😂😂😂

@user-hz5cr8hm8w Ай бұрын

Somebody said Mal the only vegan I know with diabetes and I haven’t been right ever since 😂😂😂😂😂

@rickthestick216 Ай бұрын

That’s sick😂

@antoinelove1329 Ай бұрын

😂😂 actual fat niggas are not fuckin wit the Mal fat jokes. 😂

@lasoul680 Ай бұрын

As a vegan this is crazy 😂😂😂

@mannyfresh5051 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@GiLLMATIC21 Ай бұрын

Lmaoo chill out

@VTheVoiceOfficial Ай бұрын

Rory saying he exclusively wears Mack Weldon draws while podding 39:09 and for Mal to say "I can tell" without a *pause* was wild 😂😂😂😂😂

@BruGaI Ай бұрын

lmfao i caught that one last episode

@g.neptdadaaa Ай бұрын

That’s not even pausable that’s just gay lol

@bnkris660 Ай бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one that thought this 😆

@JaySomething9 Ай бұрын

Demaris been holding down the pod for episodes now 🤧

@6lack5ushi Ай бұрын

I watch it for her tbh. she's the only person I notice missing...

@antoinelove1329 Ай бұрын

Big facts

@laurenjackson2810 Ай бұрын

I been trynna tell yall 😪

@andreshubert4041 Ай бұрын

I wana sign a petition to take her mic

@Rf201njfam Ай бұрын

Hoping for a great episode. I be shittin on Mal a lot. Hopefully I'm wrong today.

@jalenwilliams8622 Ай бұрын

As long as they don’t have to bring up drake mal will be fine he was on a run before that

@braxtonmoore9246 Ай бұрын

Or trump. God his ignorance is overwhelming when they talk politics.

@0000bnk Ай бұрын

You guys are such crybabies

@mysticruin6043 Ай бұрын

It ain't even that serious tbh.

@sinamen516 Ай бұрын

Grinds my gears! @@braxtonmoore9246

@allNyoMouf Ай бұрын

Baby D might need to choose the voicemails more often 😂😂😂😂😂 s/o compromising positions

@ExcellenceAndProsperity Ай бұрын

Mal be up here lying.

@shesojaded3625 Ай бұрын

“And why are you letting me climb on top of you with this nasty shape?” Lmaooo

@TTTyme8 Ай бұрын

Mal, WTF are you wearing 🤣😭

@Chewbachi Ай бұрын

Mal be dressing for Drake 😂

@Brandonforever21608 Ай бұрын

A nip slip and No Julian!?!? Perfect episode!

@megamangman Ай бұрын

Timestamp

@melaime3045 Ай бұрын

14:09

@EdKiD167 25 күн бұрын

1:01:59

@brianjackson3031 Ай бұрын

“You good right?” Is insane

@dandrecalderon7829 Ай бұрын

They just be saying anything. Shaq 100% had writers lol

@MrJustchris1 Ай бұрын

@dandrecalderon7829 no he didn't it's well known that shaq don't use writers

@kennyharmon1836 Ай бұрын

“Kehlani looks like she smells good” biggest lie ever told😂😂😂

@Mr12justin Ай бұрын

i shook my head soon as he said that

@michaelmidnite3799 Ай бұрын

Mf'ers will say anything!😆🤣🤣🤣

@MauroSaieteDesign Ай бұрын

" Call your mother " is crazy Hahahahaha

@rbee6507 Ай бұрын

Baby D really the GOAT of this Pod. Takin it to the next level. Holdin it down wit her whole chest!😂 I might be sleepin' on the Patreon...

@CoNN-TV Ай бұрын

Let’s start a new series. Everytime MAL says PROTOTYPICAL, let’s take a shot. He be killing that word EVERY EPISODE since he left the RESPONSE video.

@Burg0d Ай бұрын

I’d be drunk 😂😂😂

@khalilwilson2586 Ай бұрын

Anyone who says college is a scam doesn’t know how to properly do college. You go to college for a STEM degree, or for teaching, you make connections, and then you still have to work your butt off to get to the top. Just cause you go to college doesn’t mean you’re owed a good life. Also, it’s best if you do your first 2 years at a community college to save money but people don’t want to do that

@user-hz5cr8hm8w Ай бұрын

Exactly

@khalilwilson2586 Ай бұрын

@@user-hz5cr8hm8w getting ahead in life is the most straightforward it’s ever been. Yet people complain because they want it to be easy. Go to college, pick a. Stem major, spend 4 years studying and building relationships, graduate with an above average job, spend the next 4-5 years working up the ladder to being in the 6 figures. Everyone want to study arts history and make half a million, that’s not the real world

@sinamen516 Ай бұрын

This!

@khalilwilson2586 Ай бұрын

Its possible to get a stem degree, an entry level job making 55-65k with less than 25-30k in student loans, and an max income bracket of 100-150k if people followed the right steps. Instead everyone wants to be a creative or lazy.

@aisosaihama Ай бұрын

Yeah, there are days I fully understand that sentiment but so long as there are highly specialised careers or roles that can be accelerated by WHO you know, university will always be valuable. A lot of people are getting overcharged for it though, you need a plan before you go then uni becomes an investment instead of a liability

@Swayze_S.L Ай бұрын

1:11:17 Cmon yall, we deserved that one

@BruGaI 29 күн бұрын

oh so you missed the one at 14:10 that the censor didn’t catch lol

@ddstorted Ай бұрын

mals fit is horrendous lmao

@miketabb2691 Ай бұрын

Shaq also has a platinum album

@sinamen516 Ай бұрын

My boo Julian aint there?! Womp womp, I need his one liners!!!

@daybreakersmedia5770 Ай бұрын

AY!!!! Demaris. Love yall. You got wardrobe malfunction. They needa edit that out. Respect queen.

@dopocc Ай бұрын

Maldemiks

@lab981 Ай бұрын

MAGAdemics?

@erikjohnson1435 Ай бұрын

You still on dick??

@mannyfresh5051 Ай бұрын

They got me feeling like I’m Malademeks 😂😂

@rosedalegeneral Ай бұрын

I'm convinced Mal has no mirrors in his house or he's colorblind. Bro takes mismatch to another level

@neondarknessor Ай бұрын

Aay yoo. So Rory telling us podcasters the new video vixens? 😏🤣

@meeannyou6434 Ай бұрын

Never thought I miss Julian…yet here i am

@CoolForSale Ай бұрын

I still miss Eddin 🥲 definitely not the same when Demaris or Julian are out…Mal the only one that can go missing 😂

@Noramail444 Ай бұрын

He would’ve definitely had an amazing hawk tuah joke

@AP__ Ай бұрын

@@CoolForSale what happened with Eddin

@infini_apex Ай бұрын

i dont😂😂 shows how diverse their fanbase is cuz i cant stand that nigga

@michaelmidnite3799 Ай бұрын

@@AP__Him and Julian were hanging out drinking, he had too many drinks then sucker punched Julian. So they fired him.

@NajahWilson-o4x 28 күн бұрын

mal always getting over a cold lmaooo

@joshuaspears52 Ай бұрын

“Honesty?? That’s her name?!” 😂😂😂 @1:02:45

@LFXMEDIA Ай бұрын

It was a layup for a joke I thought Rory was about to score lol.

@kevdahip412 Ай бұрын

Yall really think this man Mal be throwing that shit on ? 😂😂 Wtf is this ? Bad trousers😢

@OriginalBoondocksXVIII Ай бұрын

They're Fear of God Nike pants, but yeah I don't think they work with son's fit.

@auraholyultimababybaby9367 Ай бұрын

One of the nastiest thumbnails ever captured

@giftbygodclothingcollectio8461 3 күн бұрын

I gotta get that pod some of this GIFT BY GOD merch asap

@thenyashowlive Ай бұрын

Greattt pod

@ka0s-v7i Ай бұрын

Great episode👍

@g.neptdadaaa Ай бұрын

Great episode

@user-mb6nf9wt3k Ай бұрын

Rory u was like 5 wen mase dropped his debut album lmaooooo

@Okieant 27 күн бұрын

Mal’s a year older than me. Mase’s album came out when we were teens. Mal still a clown though

@shadyzbabii420 Ай бұрын

I hate that DVSN song and video with a passion 😂

@King_Mac80 20 күн бұрын

Fact that you only get paid minimum wage for jury duty is nuts, that's why both times they called me for that bullshit I told them I couldn't afford to miss work

@lio5090 Ай бұрын

Finally no beef talk

@joseonate7133 Ай бұрын

Mal should go one episode without fake laughing at Rory’s jokes, just so we can see how Rory reacts 😂

@CoNN-TV Ай бұрын

I rather him stop saying prototypical every episode

@blunderrated Ай бұрын

Its worse bc Rory laughs at his own jokes with a cheesy ass wheezing laugh that is so cringe

@KhalilACG Ай бұрын

Timestamps

@miketabb2691 Ай бұрын

14:09 nip slip lol

@KhalilACG Ай бұрын

@@miketabb2691 Daaamn, ok, I see you young eagle eye XD

@DefkonAndLector 29 күн бұрын

That shit is hilarious that niggas already knew what you was talking about about 😂

@axemexa1 Ай бұрын

Surprised it took this long for the wardrobe malfunction

@BookerT69 Ай бұрын

Just watched the original Roadhouse and that joint was find fire

@poloparachutes9983 19 күн бұрын

21:50 fun fact Dave East and KD actually got a song together like 2010 type shit

@jveezy9153 Ай бұрын

When y’all coming to Seattle

@tomtorres3701 Ай бұрын

☆Demaris Be Slippin Out❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

@stevencampbell168 Ай бұрын

That story Rory said about the Gucci man story is wild 😆 not even close to true 😂 burying a body by a middle school 😂

@rasgor3387 Ай бұрын

Damaris is the new Robin quivers from the Howard Stern show.

@UCUSmusic Ай бұрын

Factoid

@bl2528 Ай бұрын

Accurate take

@6lack5ushi Ай бұрын

Baby D was 4,5 seconds from a Janet Jackson slip. never mind good looking out Mal

@OrangeSkies_ Ай бұрын

Demaris, I want you. You looked GOOD this episode

@dimer_dozen Ай бұрын

Mal said Feck em, but he said it in the exact same way as what Em does on houdini, Mal be lowkey listening to it.

@jacknapier6668 Ай бұрын

Who the fuck is buying tickets to see these 2 live what’s the talent 😂😂

@ToastGawd207 Ай бұрын

This the worst outfit ive ever seen on MAL...Did he lose a bet or something?

@phillyg9 Ай бұрын

Crazy mal said we won't see YSL WOODY again and he gets killed a couple days after they filmed this

@jmydn2 Ай бұрын

I KNEW Mal was a Hell's Angel 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@oluwahefner4194 Ай бұрын

Shout out to Demaris Areola

@trucknorth9914 Ай бұрын

word lol

@BruGaI Ай бұрын

started scrolling through the comments when i noticed lol

@dominiqueosorio-davis6781 Ай бұрын

The pepperoni joints.

@poorricodownbad Ай бұрын

Time stamp??!

@corporatemaq 27 күн бұрын

@@poorricodownbad

@RCLvonte Ай бұрын

This episode was so much better without Julian no shade lmfao

@dxviation Ай бұрын

Demaris having the pornhub links up is hilarious 🤣

@donniebeck6683 Ай бұрын

Great pod 💯💯💯

@tunitune777 Ай бұрын

I call cap on that story mal told about the young boy in Harlem. Ain’t no way, in the middle of a potential scuffle, did Mal saying “FaceTime ya mom” stop the fight and actually get the boy to call his mom.

@ottomarley74 Ай бұрын

Ok it's finna be a lot so bare with me ... 1. I think Rory won the cameo battle 😂 2. The song was actually better too .. and the video 3. This was(I went and watched) the first time I seen that DSVN video and heard that song ... 4. Which could finish up 3 but I think EVERYONE in that DSVN video is GAY 5. If we could comment on that video I would of wrote that in the comment section there 6. Mal that hookah in the whip is crazy I agree 😂😂

@Chris_973 Ай бұрын

I like Rory's take on many topics but him mentioning Dave East in the basketball rapper conversation#respect

@Libbawittz Ай бұрын

Demaris is fine mayne

@Effortlesslyawkward1996 Ай бұрын

Love these on my Saturday mornings.

@christophermccrea7133 Ай бұрын

The best

@Mr9to5702 Ай бұрын

Get ready for your daughter to be sick by messing with daycare

@Jessica656 Ай бұрын

Its the same when they start school, it can't be helped

@sentinelkab7960 Ай бұрын

1:11:16 Peej had some fun editing this episode 🤣🤣🤣

@dsmith7145 Ай бұрын

Does 2Chainz get a mention in the Bball/rapper convo?

@robertpowell2247 Ай бұрын

Mal fit is wild. Should’ve had a solid color for the pants. Way Too much going on for a 40 year old man

@dominiqueosorio-davis6781 Ай бұрын

That Godspeed clothing is not it. It reminds me of the Ed Hardy Rockstar era.

@tomtorres3701 Ай бұрын

☆Damn Mal Threw The Rat On Little Man To His Mama..That's Crazy‼️🖐🐭🐀🐭🐀🐭🐀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

@Yhuniiq Ай бұрын

1:11:17 😭 The way Rory reacted took me out fr

@Sukyfbebe Ай бұрын

Best rapper baller… P.miller, Dave-ea$t, shaq, Kobe, dame , cameron and ma$e rashid Wallace, Lanzo ball, Aaron Gordon. I’m sure I’m missing some ones

@puresmokedrank 29 күн бұрын

Jeezy 100% knew the guy that tried to gucci and gucci didnt bury the guy the dude just died in the field by a school

@jdeleszekable Ай бұрын

Rory made up the lifetime version of the gucci murder

@i_am_gohan9232 Ай бұрын

He didn’t drag nobody 😂😂😂, I never heard that story, homie got lit up, and stumbled near the school. 🏫

@xxxxiviv Ай бұрын

i'm still cackling at Political pawn

@WBS2K9 Ай бұрын

NEED MORE TIME STAMPS

@Tray4nothin Ай бұрын

Same people saying lil durk is super nice and can go league think Bronny is trash lol stop it

@Spacecowboy__55 Ай бұрын

aime need to sponsor Rory

@kingave9721 Ай бұрын

Yea Mal this fit is all over the place

@andreshubert4041 Ай бұрын

Where’s the Petition to Take Demaris’ Mic? I wana Sign it Twice

@ghosted7450 Ай бұрын

that voicemail way too insecure😂

@YayaTheKiing. Ай бұрын

1:01:59

@corporatemaq 27 күн бұрын

Yams🎉

@thecunninlynguist Ай бұрын

real ones know about that "Analyze that" bootleg that has Tariq, Nas, Hov

@TheWhiteShowCompany Ай бұрын

Yall forgot about Master P..made it to NBA

@BrandNewBamboo Ай бұрын

Before Mal said something I think Demaris had a slip before y’all censored it towards the beginning. It’s not terrible or nothing just a heads up.

@jalenwilliams8622 Ай бұрын

Yeah at 14:09

@Ijustmetyou1 Ай бұрын

Can y’all please put back the marks back on the vids

@taylorpleasant3814 Ай бұрын

Julian says the wildest sh^t but I hate when he isn’t there 😭

@Thegotimeshow Ай бұрын

MAL STILL AINT TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES SMH……you dropped the ball son

@cameoy2k Ай бұрын

I like 'conspiracy theories"episodes 🤪

@ToDaMaxxx 25 күн бұрын

Stop letting Mal lead Hip-Hop convo. His opinion can't be trusted in that area no more

@BothTeamsPlayedHard Ай бұрын

Kehlani from Oakland, Team West Coast.

@BigPump89 Ай бұрын

She was homeless in Oakland she's not from there.

@BothTeamsPlayedHard Ай бұрын

@@BigPump89 born in Oakland, grew up in Oakland, attended Oakland school of the arts. Shes a local bro. Where did you think they’re from?

@DreamFactories Ай бұрын

@@BothTeamsPlayedHardThis is why I ignore most people’ on the internet. They’ll just say anything.

@gimmeahellyeahH Ай бұрын

I promise nobody but west coast folks care about “east coast west coast south Midwest”

@BothTeamsPlayedHard Ай бұрын

@@gimmeahellyeahH cool enjoy your promises

@g.neptdadaaa Ай бұрын

That Guwop and Jeezy segment was all inaccurate and 🧢 lol

@graffcentral6616 Ай бұрын

Thinking little durk was nba quality and then showing highlights of something wouldnt impress you after middle school basketball

@terrelljohnson523 Ай бұрын

Fell off for a lil min.. but I’m back the show funny as hell and love the direction

@user-nc2ws5ed9b Ай бұрын

All Rory had to do was make a face or 2 and now he “got in his acting bag” lmao

@danknowitzki4728 Ай бұрын

I pray this is a back to normal pod cause we NEVER wanna hear about Drake on here anymore please. Yall almost ruined yall shit

@hitmana3r13r9 Ай бұрын

You want them to stop talking abou the biggest rapper? on a 12 year run? shut up and get a life

@danknowitzki4728 Ай бұрын

@@hitmana3r13r9you maddd😂😂😂😂

@auraholyultimababybaby9367 Ай бұрын

@@hitmana3r13r9You mean the biggest loser??? Yeah.

@christophermccrea7133 Ай бұрын

The fact that y'all really think it was about Drake, and not baiting people to view Mals wild takes for the sake of viewership is wild .

@danknowitzki4728 Ай бұрын

@@christophermccrea7133 if that was the case it was a terrible idea cause all they did was start running core fans away…