You Don't Mess With the Zohan (2008) - Hezbollah Hotline Scene (10/10) | Movieclips

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7 жыл бұрын

You Don't Mess With the Zohan - Hezbollah Hotline: Salim (Rob Schneider) gets in touch with Phantom (John Turturro) to get him to come to America and get rid of Zohan.
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FILM DESCRIPTION:
Tired of all the fighting in his country, legendary Israeli commando Zohan (Adam Sandler) fakes his own death and goes to New York, where he can fulfill his fondest dream: to become a hairstylist. Zohan's sexy way with a cut and curl makes him a hit with Manhattan's women, but when enemy Arabs spot him, Zohan has to call on his military skills if he is ever to wield scissors again.
CREDITS:
TM & © Sony (2008)
Cast: Rob Schneider, John Turturro, Daoud Heidami, Sayed Badreya
Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriters: Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Robert Smigel
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@bendo6075
@bendo6075 5 жыл бұрын
Free yogurt and one pee pee touch? I see this as an absolute win
@WisteriaNerium
@WisteriaNerium 4 жыл бұрын
Free yogurt within reason.
@chgaming5059
@chgaming5059 4 жыл бұрын
I would take 3 wives
@honey_Badger4123
@honey_Badger4123 4 жыл бұрын
*n o*
@helperdude8205
@helperdude8205 3 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for him if I was him I will have so I get 5% of the shop or if he still says no I get 30% tip
@papiK0NG
@papiK0NG 3 жыл бұрын
That’s cause it is a absolute win
@PrimoPete
@PrimoPete 5 жыл бұрын
What I am impressed by is the fact that he actually remembers some 20 odd numbered area code of some random place.
@Crg_eli
@Crg_eli 4 жыл бұрын
G T me being from Syria, we didn’t have anything to save numbers like today, it was only our brain.
@stefanmakara373
@stefanmakara373 3 жыл бұрын
@@Crg_eli yes but they aren't calling Syria, they are calling Palestine So he remembers area code of a random place in a different country XD
@youreinacoma3009
@youreinacoma3009 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was lebanon
@cookiecola5852
@cookiecola5852 2 жыл бұрын
Its prolly Jordan
@kodakwhite6901
@kodakwhite6901 2 жыл бұрын
Well he remembers it so well because in downtown you get the hottest pucci baba
@axel0123
@axel0123 6 жыл бұрын
I can't Imagine the wife and daughter being there the whole time while he was negotiating with Phantom
@DartLuke
@DartLuke 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Fassbender he is Muslim, so it is ok to have several wifes
@Pirustae
@Pirustae 5 жыл бұрын
No, I think they appeared after he hung up.
@toddkes5890
@toddkes5890 5 жыл бұрын
"Dad's being silly with his friends again"
@whiteknight8734
@whiteknight8734 5 жыл бұрын
@@DartLuke Theoretically Muslims and Christians have same exact rules for multiple wives. Westerners just evolved socially to left all that behind. But religion wise, even Christians can have multiple wives
@stefantibu7725
@stefantibu7725 5 жыл бұрын
Анатолий False, the Bible preaches for a union under God between ONE man and ONE woman. Canonic Law for the Catholic Church forbids Polygamy and the Holy Orthodox Churches of the East follow the Council of Nicaea/Edict of Thessaloniki in which Polygamy was forbidden. The confusion stems from the Old Testament, but believe me Polygamy (having multiple wives) is not possible in Christianity. Under Islam, if one was to take multiple wives, he must be able to care of them and their children that they will bear. Polygamy is normal for middle to upper class muslims in the Middle East, however it is not the norm. Most Muslims will only have 1 wife, maybe 2 at best. Not trying to debate you, just stating facts.
@kingtshilobo1849
@kingtshilobo1849 4 жыл бұрын
That number is too long 😂😂😂 and Rob played off that role so good he actually looks Arabic
@chaim5397
@chaim5397 4 жыл бұрын
He’s half Jewish and Jews are basically middle eastern
@noahchan3646
@noahchan3646 4 жыл бұрын
Hes half Filipino
@issacrudio989
@issacrudio989 4 жыл бұрын
He Looks Mexican lol
@beeblebrux2112
@beeblebrux2112 4 жыл бұрын
And somehow no one was offended that he essentially did blackface. Everybody was focussed on Robert Downey doing blackface in Tropic Thunder 3 months later
@charlesbrooks94
@charlesbrooks94 4 жыл бұрын
Tony Mancini Robert Downey Jr didn’t do blackface. His character did blackface 😂
@TheLimitedPixel
@TheLimitedPixel 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve just noticed the guy who doesn’t talk much is the guy Ironman grabs through a wall
@thephysician2258
@thephysician2258 5 жыл бұрын
Damn ....... terrorists everywhere ....
@shanehughes6610
@shanehughes6610 4 жыл бұрын
Great call...Was trying to place him
@rogerroger6864
@rogerroger6864 4 жыл бұрын
Nice!! I knew he was familiar 🤣
@kaeaedwin7937
@kaeaedwin7937 4 жыл бұрын
Haha when one terrorist origination doesnt work move to next one
@GirishKumarBhat
@GirishKumarBhat 3 жыл бұрын
Both films came out the same year too...
@nitinkr3961
@nitinkr3961 2 жыл бұрын
I can watch it a 1000 times and won't get bored.... what a scene!
@boredcube
@boredcube 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@nitinkr3961
@nitinkr3961 2 жыл бұрын
@@boredcube Yeh kaisa nam hua
@j.garcia6206
@j.garcia6206 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he basically gave him a new idea and didn't profit from it 🤣🤣🤣
@da_bachelor
@da_bachelor 3 жыл бұрын
you got IG?
@papuza.
@papuza. 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone know who played his daughter's role ?
@da_bachelor
@da_bachelor 3 жыл бұрын
@@papuza. bruh wtf is wrong with u sicko
@j.garcia6206
@j.garcia6206 3 жыл бұрын
@@da_bachelor no I dont
@oliversaunders2967
@oliversaunders2967 3 жыл бұрын
@@da_bachelor The actor is 46 how is that sick. If anything you are the sicko you asked for a random girls IG thats super creepy.
@not.supermario
@not.supermario Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing. Spends all that time dialing that long number and ends up having the Phantom on speed dial 🤣
@djyondervlogs6894
@djyondervlogs6894 11 ай бұрын
😂
@15KHPCLUB
@15KHPCLUB 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part was when he had all the leverage but let Phantom talk him down.
@nikkimiddlekillsday5161
@nikkimiddlekillsday5161 2 жыл бұрын
He at least got 3 "yes'" lol
@j84martinez44
@j84martinez44 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jacobsoper4708
@jacobsoper4708 2 жыл бұрын
The reason Zohan is so beloved is that it is fundamentally good natured. The film is full of good will towards Jews and Arabs. It of course comes from a Jewish American perspective and that does slant certain aspects of tone, but it takes subject matter that could be really mean spirited and executes it flawlessly. I think films like this do more to give people a sympathetic view of Palestinians, Arabs, Jews, etc. than many give credit.
@onehitwhat
@onehitwhat 2 жыл бұрын
It also begins with a bafflingly nuanced debate, which you don't expect from an Adam Sandler movie. "That's true! My ancestors never stepped foot here!"
@cj18333
@cj18333 2 жыл бұрын
So like Blazing Saddles?
@mre9879
@mre9879 2 жыл бұрын
this film insult arabs and glorify those child killers
@TheSozeone
@TheSozeone 2 жыл бұрын
@reda did you even watch the movie dude?
@Coyoteprime
@Coyoteprime 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah just because these guy maybe be born in the Middle East and Israel doesn’t mean they all hate each other. Also I think people are misleading saying the Jewish killed Jesus but was really the Romans, so basically they used the Jewish as escape goats. And I never tried Arab or Israeli food. What are they like anyway? Lastly we see enough bad stuff of both countries on the news, why not show the best of both countries? I swear the media needs a reality check.
@SennyBa
@SennyBa 3 жыл бұрын
This is how you make a comedy movie. Absolutely brilliant
@tolikfilter
@tolikfilter Жыл бұрын
Именно
@NX1701
@NX1701 7 жыл бұрын
1:54 to 2:40 the art of the deal lol
@deezniel2024
@deezniel2024 6 жыл бұрын
How to negotiate like a pro.
@dhirenvairagade6547
@dhirenvairagade6547 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. Salim nailed it..
@Turkiye958
@Turkiye958 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@matapikillos3360
@matapikillos3360 Жыл бұрын
Phantom and salim😂😂😂
@HHuynh2011
@HHuynh2011 6 жыл бұрын
Speech increased to 2
@endspeed4032
@endspeed4032 5 жыл бұрын
Just for this comment i love you
@BlackPixel1
@BlackPixel1 2 жыл бұрын
I like how they made Rob have his mouth full so he doesn't have to repeat the numbers because he (obviously) couldn't pronounce them correctly. That is a smart thing, by the way.
@achikahola
@achikahola 7 жыл бұрын
The hype for a pee pee touch
@jameshalleluyah8133
@jameshalleluyah8133 6 жыл бұрын
Dude, he is married, as a formerly married man believe me it's a good deal.
@bim1537
@bim1537 6 жыл бұрын
What’s a pee pee touch?
@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer
@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer 5 жыл бұрын
Bim she choaks your snake
@arjitjere7951
@arjitjere7951 5 жыл бұрын
Worst negotiator😂
@bumbarumbado
@bumbarumbado 5 жыл бұрын
what is a pee pee touch?
@Howlsengal
@Howlsengal 5 жыл бұрын
Lol anyone who's ever had to make international calls understands the struggle the amount of numbers you have to dial Ahahaha classic
@TakaImprezka
@TakaImprezka 5 жыл бұрын
Howlsengal I’ve read Allaha classic 🤣
@benjamincaldona4290
@benjamincaldona4290 3 жыл бұрын
I worked in the middle east for 5 years and I cam understand their numerals
@Aaron-zu3xn
@Aaron-zu3xn 3 жыл бұрын
011453550077634561407345
@papuza.
@papuza. 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone know who played his daughter's role ?
@MrHamsterpower
@MrHamsterpower 2 жыл бұрын
But after all that he had his mobile contact to send a picture of the Zohan lol
@andreklinge4052
@andreklinge4052 6 жыл бұрын
So this dude basiclly gets free yoghurt and one pee pee touch... well that brings absolutly nothing.
@chochtopf8682
@chochtopf8682 6 жыл бұрын
Look at you figuring out what's funny about it.
@XGT59
@XGT59 6 жыл бұрын
Free yogurt with a good reason
@thegalapagos57
@thegalapagos57 6 жыл бұрын
Andre Klinge that's life goals
@user-dh1mc2nj5z
@user-dh1mc2nj5z 5 жыл бұрын
That's a pretty good outcome for negotiating with a terrorist
@hawtbuoy
@hawtbuoy 5 жыл бұрын
by pee pee touch did they mean a handjob or straight up just a touch
@tristiantriana
@tristiantriana 3 жыл бұрын
Me negotiating a day off with my boss and ending up only leaving like an hour early
@Youtuber-nh1xx
@Youtuber-nh1xx 3 жыл бұрын
Like I want the week off No How bout the weekend? No I leave an hour early today Okay
@jakep1979
@jakep1979 Жыл бұрын
​@@KZfaqr-nh1xx I want a raise No How about an extra week of payed vacation?! No I get payed lunch at work No I get to work from home on Fridays Ok once in a while with reason Hahaha Saleem!!
@Youtuber-nh1xx
@Youtuber-nh1xx Жыл бұрын
@@jakep1979 lol
@JBrander
@JBrander Ай бұрын
@@KZfaqr-nh1xx I also want extra breaks No I get 1 extra break No I get 1 free pizza No I get 1 free toast from the break room Okay, within reason
@christofferjenzen78
@christofferjenzen78 Жыл бұрын
Asks for the area code to Amman. Besides it being 300 digits,call goes straight to Muchentuchen....and then it gets weirder. But for real,Schneider is worthy of serious awards for this,those reactions,no dialog,its just perfect.
@rimrunz1795
@rimrunz1795 Жыл бұрын
He's brilliant
@juancarlosrivera5689
@juancarlosrivera5689 Жыл бұрын
Nah he's overrated
@TheGamingManiac
@TheGamingManiac 7 жыл бұрын
okayy so he had Phantom's number in his cell the whole time?
@SnackZatPC
@SnackZatPC 6 жыл бұрын
ikr xD
@re1010
@re1010 6 жыл бұрын
He was given it, because you can see it cuts.
@senorashish
@senorashish 5 жыл бұрын
The Gaming Maniac Please don't look for logic in an Adam Sandler film.
@uploaded113redone
@uploaded113redone 5 жыл бұрын
If they left every single scene in the movie before releasing it we wouldn't have deleted scenes and we would have 3-5 hour long movies
@sabarishvasudevan4061
@sabarishvasudevan4061 3 жыл бұрын
011453550077634561407345 this is what he dialled
@iambiggus
@iambiggus 11 ай бұрын
The wife and kids' expression at the end. 💀💀💀
@GBullockNC
@GBullockNC 6 жыл бұрын
This is literally one of my favorite scenes of all time. I never don’t laugh
@jamestee2744
@jamestee2744 7 ай бұрын
KZfaq is literally providing WEIRD algorithms lately
@gilnk8534
@gilnk8534 2 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight!!!! He gets a long area code to a place he couldn’t find, to talk to a guy he couldn’t find and then, sends the guy a picture on his mobile number. Meaning he had his number all along????
@bensterWasHere
@bensterWasHere 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@basicsforlife6301
@basicsforlife6301 2 жыл бұрын
In Arab countries when you use a landline you have to use a calling card.....& and phantom won't answer his phone unless you call him on his landline with a calling card and then he will talk to you on cell if he says
@jerryg4534
@jerryg4534 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much lol
@disturbedpyro4511
@disturbedpyro4511 2 жыл бұрын
@@basicsforlife6301 that actually makes sense! He has them call his landline so they pay for the call, and if he thinks the discussion is important enough or if he needs privacy from his wives, he accepts the charges on his cell phone. I could have happily lived my life not knowing this, but I’m glad I do because it made me laugh.😂😂😂😂
@orokusaki8670
@orokusaki8670 2 жыл бұрын
you have already thought too much about this plot
@fierystag6357
@fierystag6357 3 жыл бұрын
The wife staring and judging is hilarious.
@DiecastTz
@DiecastTz 3 жыл бұрын
this is one of the best scenes in the history of television
@LetsNeverPlayAgain
@LetsNeverPlayAgain 2 жыл бұрын
this is a movie, dipshit
@isiaharellano3789
@isiaharellano3789 5 жыл бұрын
Trying to blackmail someone but you got finessed instead 😂😂😂😂
@kevinimperati8644
@kevinimperati8644 3 жыл бұрын
Phantom rolled a nat 20.
@slewone4905
@slewone4905 7 ай бұрын
Blackmailing an Assassin is not a good idea.
@zagorith14
@zagorith14 5 жыл бұрын
Master of negotiation.
@russellbordersjr1144
@russellbordersjr1144 2 жыл бұрын
all the actors in this movie played their part beautifully what a hilarious movie I wish they still mad good movies like this
@PDaddy0120
@PDaddy0120 7 ай бұрын
The free yogurt within reason got me😂
@pab1381
@pab1381 Жыл бұрын
This came out my senior year of high school. I feel old now.
@Nepalimetalhead
@Nepalimetalhead 6 жыл бұрын
Rob Schnider is hilarious
@alistersvenschoff1885
@alistersvenschoff1885 5 жыл бұрын
I've never heard another person say that
@irishboy_pa
@irishboy_pa 5 жыл бұрын
KAMEHAMEHA said no one ever!! 😂😂
@aquarius4884
@aquarius4884 5 жыл бұрын
I think he is a very funny guy when giving the right script and the right role.
@alistersvenschoff1885
@alistersvenschoff1885 5 жыл бұрын
@@aquarius4884 I just mean how often do you hear people bring that up idk it just sounded funny to me
@nicholasstabile445
@nicholasstabile445 5 жыл бұрын
KAMEHAMEHA hes a comic genius. He’s hysterical in every sandler movie, snl, and his stand up is funny also.
@BigMoney23223
@BigMoney23223 Жыл бұрын
The writing on this movie was absolute gold start to finish. I couldn’t breathe when I first saw the movie
@Death0Row
@Death0Row 6 ай бұрын
Weird time to get this recomended...
@deagle2yadome696
@deagle2yadome696 6 ай бұрын
not really. it’s exactly WHY it got recommended
@deezfurballs1861
@deezfurballs1861 6 жыл бұрын
55 people didn't get the pee-pee touch
@alewisenator
@alewisenator 6 жыл бұрын
John Prabhakar it's now 83 😂😂😂😂
@ryancyanide1601
@ryancyanide1601 4 жыл бұрын
Almost 1k now
@rtgunzboi
@rtgunzboi 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@votefraudjoe997
@votefraudjoe997 3 жыл бұрын
It's now 1.4😅😅
@noonesland
@noonesland 7 ай бұрын
well this aged well
@retroworld8090
@retroworld8090 5 жыл бұрын
I'm from Amman, and the area code thing is true so it's hilarious lol
@retroworld8090
@retroworld8090 3 жыл бұрын
@Rouge bop so what? I know it's Jordanian. That changes nothing.
@DartLuke
@DartLuke 3 жыл бұрын
@@retroworld8090 If i understand correctly there is no Hezbollah in Jordan, they are in Lebanon
@OZTutoh
@OZTutoh 3 жыл бұрын
It's a restaurant chain. The Phantom comes from Lebanon but he's currently residing in Jordan.
@nick56677
@nick56677 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs hype men in their lives like Salims 2 friends😂
@michaelpuente3352
@michaelpuente3352 5 ай бұрын
I almost chocked when she said Hezbollah customer service 😂😂😂😂
@whengman23
@whengman23 8 ай бұрын
Ok I will watch the Zohan again and pretend the humos did not fire lots of missiles yesterday.
@JessicaGarcia-xf9wr
@JessicaGarcia-xf9wr 8 ай бұрын
Lol glad I’m not the only one who came back to this movie
@MagicalSkyWizard
@MagicalSkyWizard 8 ай бұрын
@@JessicaGarcia-xf9wrI need to watch this again so I can form an opinion on the Israel-Palestine conflict
@speedracerjeff
@speedracerjeff 7 ай бұрын
I still have friends that have never seen this movie shockingly.
@officialtjtrev8910
@officialtjtrev8910 7 ай бұрын
Just how you pretend israel hasn't oppressed Palestine for decades
@Boredom2043
@Boredom2043 6 ай бұрын
@officialtjtrev8910 no one gives a damn
@mbdulka
@mbdulka 2 жыл бұрын
The guy on the left somehow survived after Iron Man smashed him thru a wall and the crowd beat him ... what a beast!
@BlackDiamond2718
@BlackDiamond2718 Жыл бұрын
The pee pee touch revived him.
@futurepresidenthernandez2564
@futurepresidenthernandez2564 6 жыл бұрын
2:51 Lmao the reaction on the little girls face tho
@ethanellis2474
@ethanellis2474 2 жыл бұрын
@@papuza. that's his daughter ? I thought he was unmarried because he wants his wives
@daeseongkim93
@daeseongkim93 Жыл бұрын
@@papuza. kinda creepy
@SanctusPaulus1962
@SanctusPaulus1962 6 ай бұрын
​@@papuza. Why?
@rohanriyait
@rohanriyait 5 жыл бұрын
The way he says "No" is so funny
@Dutch3k5
@Dutch3k5 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the little things. Lol.
@JimNotCarrey
@JimNotCarrey Жыл бұрын
I just noticed he spends all that time finding out what restaurant phantom is at but automatically has his cell number to send him the picture LOL
@xXFoxyGrandmaXx
@xXFoxyGrandmaXx 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he asked how many wives and still says no haha
@amitabhmishra7401
@amitabhmishra7401 10 ай бұрын
That dance in the end 🤣🤣
@Jonics18
@Jonics18 10 ай бұрын
Still remember me and my friends laughing our asses off 15 years ago during the dial scene
@chriscripplercruz1833
@chriscripplercruz1833 3 жыл бұрын
I have to say this is probably one of Rob best roles
@roythousand13
@roythousand13 7 ай бұрын
This movie hits different with the current events!
@gbbprimary
@gbbprimary 2 жыл бұрын
*No joke this is legendary scene*
@eaubert1
@eaubert1 6 жыл бұрын
"Sepher, whahad whahad ... arbah, hamzi, telade ... hamzi hamzi sepher sepher ... sahbah sahbah ... whahad, arbah ... sepher sahbah ... talad arbah hamzi"
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 5 жыл бұрын
Derka Derka, Mohammed Jihad!
@muchentuchen6592
@muchentuchen6592 4 жыл бұрын
@@christopherregan1654 hahaha you are funny. Say you want muchen tuchen restaurants chain?
@ellllllo77
@ellllllo77 5 жыл бұрын
“Okay..with in reason” lmao
@SushiFanatic
@SushiFanatic 8 ай бұрын
Rob Schneider plays all kinds of races. lol.
@mastercontrol469
@mastercontrol469 7 ай бұрын
Ooof, this aged well 😂
@danivanon
@danivanon 7 ай бұрын
It was the same situation when the film came out
@mastercontrol469
@mastercontrol469 7 ай бұрын
@@danivanon hardly.
@Alphaterm1457
@Alphaterm1457 7 ай бұрын
@@mastercontrol469this war is ongoing for years
@mastercontrol469
@mastercontrol469 7 ай бұрын
@@Alphaterm1457 escalated a bit recently no?
@HypnoSwag
@HypnoSwag 7 ай бұрын
​@mastercontrol469 it happens every couple decades
@Fadzi2342
@Fadzi2342 Ай бұрын
The way he recites numbers where the first digits are said clearly and slowly, while the last few digits are said at the speed of sound is so accurate.
@Irocktor
@Irocktor 7 ай бұрын
Giving rob schneider a full mouth to avoid him learning Arabic is a master stroke !
@yoshizero9952
@yoshizero9952 6 жыл бұрын
Your call will be received-in ‘whaadhujaren’ Minutes
@royalpc3890
@royalpc3890 6 жыл бұрын
yoshihiro watanabe it’s actually “wahid u Ishreen” which means 21 in Arabic
@sharan351
@sharan351 6 жыл бұрын
always lose my shit on this one lol
@amitmewada9185
@amitmewada9185 5 жыл бұрын
How many times u rewind it
@Hirabi12
@Hirabi12 4 жыл бұрын
This movie, Rob Schneider and John Turturro are so underrated and I don't know why. Turturro's Arabic is pretty cool
@reixie
@reixie 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hirabi12 Lmao the movie itself is a joke wym
@TanteiGH
@TanteiGH 7 ай бұрын
Watching this movie again. Praying that there can be peace on this planet, but it seems hopeless
@speedracerjeff
@speedracerjeff 7 ай бұрын
They need to bring this movie back so everyone can see it and get along.
@guharup
@guharup 6 ай бұрын
No. You can have one pi pi touch thats all
@dallasyap3064
@dallasyap3064 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao the way John Turturro said no is hilarious
@speedracerjeff
@speedracerjeff 7 ай бұрын
They need to bring this movie back into theaters and for streaming right now! Lol
@Hasselroeder
@Hasselroeder 7 ай бұрын
Seriously... I had to laugh while thinking about this movie and felt so bad at the same time!
@peapodsinthemoonlight
@peapodsinthemoonlight 4 жыл бұрын
this movie is especially funny for us arabs😂
@I-speak-U-shut-it
@I-speak-U-shut-it 4 жыл бұрын
And for me. And I'm an American🤣🤣🤣
@Holret
@Holret 3 жыл бұрын
@Srinivas Majji and for me. none of your damn business.
@Ilikesmalltitties
@Ilikesmalltitties 3 жыл бұрын
And for me and I'm mexican
@jonathanjoestar7673
@jonathanjoestar7673 3 жыл бұрын
And for me. I‘m from Germany
@memati7199
@memati7199 3 жыл бұрын
@Nordic Tyr not as funny as your absurd nordic mythologies , you know fake gods and stuff .
@RizkymArifin
@RizkymArifin 4 жыл бұрын
Audience: How many Phone numbers to call Phantom Producer: ALL OF IT.
@varun009
@varun009 5 ай бұрын
All my arab friends raised in the middle east hate this movie, but all the ones in america love it.
@nandan580i
@nandan580i Жыл бұрын
He had to dial like 50 digit number to call up Phatom but he sents a pic on his cellphone in an instant 😂😂😂😂
@BabaBaba-nc7og
@BabaBaba-nc7og 2 жыл бұрын
The negotiation part got me dead lmao
@puttumsftw8478
@puttumsftw8478 7 ай бұрын
The CC for the phone number is amazingly accurate.
@alexm566
@alexm566 7 ай бұрын
😂
@dallassaavedra7471
@dallassaavedra7471 Жыл бұрын
Am i the only one addicted on salem's dance at the end?
@spaideman7850
@spaideman7850 7 ай бұрын
Rob Schneider is a genius. he could act any character.
@r3d5ive87
@r3d5ive87 7 ай бұрын
Is he good at math?
@eldarius237
@eldarius237 8 ай бұрын
The script is so absurd but that's what this movie is all about 😂
@mrabah4
@mrabah4 2 жыл бұрын
This is EXACTLY how my people and I act. It's totally accurate.
@NYWallCrawler
@NYWallCrawler 4 жыл бұрын
*_"How many wives you want?"_*
@AverageSaneHuman
@AverageSaneHuman 3 жыл бұрын
2 0
@2ac4_87ack
@2ac4_87ack 3 жыл бұрын
@@AverageSaneHuman n o
@muhammadanshari3931
@muhammadanshari3931 3 жыл бұрын
1
@2ac4_87ack
@2ac4_87ack 3 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadanshari3931 n o
@habibahmed3191
@habibahmed3191 3 жыл бұрын
@Sean Francis Waters Lancaster o k
@kylepotter3671
@kylepotter3671 3 жыл бұрын
2:38 when me and the boys win a warzone match
@andrewtan2598
@andrewtan2598 7 ай бұрын
Who's here because of the 2023 Israel vs Hamas war?
@alessandrorigobello7551
@alessandrorigobello7551 Ай бұрын
me not. just because balestinians (with B) are really kind of idiots like that. unfortunately i worked in gaza in 2014 for one month.
@kazukigocrazy
@kazukigocrazy 7 ай бұрын
It's even funnier when later in the movie, some guy says "You settled for a pee pee touch?" That one always gets me.
@TheRealfrost-qf9tm
@TheRealfrost-qf9tm 3 ай бұрын
Omg I completely forgot how funny this movie was and I’m a big Adam fan
@sedlyholmes3722
@sedlyholmes3722 2 жыл бұрын
1:13 Falcone before batman appears
@JShadow6661
@JShadow6661 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how much outrage this movie would get if it came out today lol
@hiraya5296
@hiraya5296 2 жыл бұрын
haha what are you talking about, it's still out today and is being played on reruns during comedy hours in various networks. i just saw it the other week on my local star tv besides, all the most popular comments with the most likes on this very video say nothing but positive things about it. this show is nowhere near as controversial as you think it is
@AussieArcade
@AussieArcade 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly it could easily work
@andifuture2825
@andifuture2825 8 ай бұрын
Hezbolah is right now pretty active
@gregdavidl647
@gregdavidl647 5 жыл бұрын
This film is hilarious. You could never make it today though
@majorgenerall
@majorgenerall 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious if you’re 12 year old
@whiteknight8734
@whiteknight8734 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure , The Dictator is considered a modern day era film and nobody got offended by it, even Muslims found that movie hilarious
@alexanderchristopher6237
@alexanderchristopher6237 4 жыл бұрын
White Knight tbf, The Dictator is just a satire of an Arab dictator and not necessarily on religion or the Arab-Israeli conflicts. Nowadays, there’s a lot of resistance by the locals there towards the dictators all over the Arab world from North Africa to the Levant.
@BigMamaJama
@BigMamaJama 3 жыл бұрын
@@whiteknight8734 Its not the ethnicities in the movies that would get mad, its the white liberals who can’t take a joke
@meisterigi007
@meisterigi007 2 жыл бұрын
@@majorgenerall I was 21 then... so... no... you're wrong
@ianalfonzo8226
@ianalfonzo8226 3 жыл бұрын
"How many wives do you want?" 😂😂😂
@chicagoan6342
@chicagoan6342 2 жыл бұрын
Where in Oklahoma?
@iancuspinera1160
@iancuspinera1160 4 жыл бұрын
The way the Phantom says No and Okay lmao
@James-nj5ks
@James-nj5ks 3 жыл бұрын
0:24 After telling Phantom of Zohan, the man on the left went on to join the Ten Rings, and helped in capturing Tony Stark
@Fullmetal_christo
@Fullmetal_christo 6 ай бұрын
Why did this pop up on my feed ?!😂
@lefunnyN1
@lefunnyN1 6 ай бұрын
same, yt algorithm moment
@hjameslungawi138
@hjameslungawi138 3 жыл бұрын
0:59 that expression 🤣🤣🤣
@joshJ.
@joshJ. 5 ай бұрын
This was one of my favorite Adam Sandler movies! It made fun of everyone but it also had a message of Peace
@michaelmyers6985
@michaelmyers6985 11 ай бұрын
"Free yogurt." "Ok. Within Reason."
@jibrailraja1897
@jibrailraja1897 Жыл бұрын
He actually pressed the right position of numbers on the keypad!
@pcrack86
@pcrack86 Жыл бұрын
lmfao i never noticed Phantom answered the phone in spanish "hello, mira ven aqui"
@collinsagyeman6131
@collinsagyeman6131 7 ай бұрын
No. I think he said " مين بيحكي" Min biyahki. Like Who is speaking in Levantine Arabic
@user-oc7du8lz3o
@user-oc7du8lz3o 8 ай бұрын
I loved this movie..its funny how he had to dial all those numbers to get him at the store..but he had his cell number the whole time when he sent him that pic?..🤣
@dem7556
@dem7556 3 жыл бұрын
1:57 The way he says "Nooooooooooo"
@PetreMihai94
@PetreMihai94 3 жыл бұрын
2:37 finding lost 10¢ in the pocket be like
@daviddavidov8398
@daviddavidov8398 5 жыл бұрын
Tony Soprano shaking and smoking cigar on the side when he herd that negotiation
@bupegasus
@bupegasus 3 жыл бұрын
0:30 - 1:11 When you think the prof is almost done lecturing
@TheRealfrost-qf9tm
@TheRealfrost-qf9tm 3 ай бұрын
They don’t make comedy like this any more
@EDC98
@EDC98 Жыл бұрын
Everyone's talking about the score of the pee pee touch, but no one is talking about the fact that this man had to dial like, 30 numbers to reach the Phantom, only to be able to text him a photo of Zohan moments later 😅 like wow. Gotta love Sandler comedies!
@jawnsolo0
@jawnsolo0 7 ай бұрын
Disco Disco
@Bruno-G
@Bruno-G 4 жыл бұрын
how can a movie be so bad and so good at the same time?
@user-dl3pe3nr1s
@user-dl3pe3nr1s 20 күн бұрын
One pee pee touch.....that line has been living in my head rent free since 2008
@jollibee3778
@jollibee3778 3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Kid Mia Khalifa doesn't exist. She can't hurt you. Kid Mia Khalifa: 2:51
@sol15_
@sol15_ 3 жыл бұрын
That looks nothing like Mia Khalifa 😂
@smokeyboii
@smokeyboii 3 жыл бұрын
FBI
@nepunipaul5644
@nepunipaul5644 3 жыл бұрын
The area code thingy is hilarious but for me the negotiation was way more funnier.
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