YOU HAD ONE JOB!

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Akimbo

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Жыл бұрын

YOU HAD ONE JOB!
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@asbestosfiber
@asbestosfiber 10 ай бұрын
the dude getting hit by the board twice at 4:05 had me howling
@andreadieken4388
@andreadieken4388 11 ай бұрын
11:06 this is literally my dad
@kreepyits-o7761
@kreepyits-o7761 Жыл бұрын
13:27 this goes way beyond " stupid "
@codtrend8868
@codtrend8868 11 ай бұрын
Women ☕️☕️
@Darbrothers2
@Darbrothers2 11 ай бұрын
That’s what I was saying
@malice6081
@malice6081 6 ай бұрын
It’s water.
@ramblingrob4693
@ramblingrob4693 9 ай бұрын
I love the Tractor reversing after he's trailer, almost a comedy sketch
@KookieDough94
@KookieDough94 Жыл бұрын
BAH the thumbnail is not a part of the video, typical.
@ardonjr
@ardonjr 8 ай бұрын
5:32 when the voice-over can't hold his laugh.. gold! 🤣
@JustRegularBruce
@JustRegularBruce 10 ай бұрын
11:37 That's why people's dads can't come back with the milk😂😂
@Csf91
@Csf91 Жыл бұрын
Well you got a 2 for 1 in idiots at 11:00. The guy in the truck forgetting to close that thing, and the idiot behind, driving on top of the fresh concrete when he/she had more than enough room to move to another lane 😂
@automation7295
@automation7295 10 ай бұрын
I love how people only call drivers for idiots when they dump concrete on the road, but never call horses for idiots when they take a dump on the road.
@fabzyart
@fabzyart Жыл бұрын
The poor guy who got struck by the pole twice😂😭
@samwinchester7844
@samwinchester7844 Жыл бұрын
4:05
@whomeye2168
@whomeye2168 9 ай бұрын
The plow guy... at least he tried to fix/hide it! 😂
@staticbuilds7613
@staticbuilds7613 Жыл бұрын
13:17 most expensive car wash in the world
@marioxerxescastelancastro8019
@marioxerxescastelancastro8019 9 ай бұрын
10:13 This man knew what he was doing. Note how he is stretching his arm to be as far as possible.
@michaeltutty1540
@michaeltutty1540 Жыл бұрын
No family car is designed for 600kg of cement? Tell that to my 1990 Volvo 240. On one occasion it was 3 squares of shingles, 2 rolls of roofing felt in the back of the wagon. Four sheets of 4x8x1 roof sheathing. Just a shade under 1,000 kilograms. That was only a few miles. Another time it was a professional wood working shop. Table saw, lathe, plainer/joiner, drill press, and band saw plus the hand tools. Again, just under 1,000 kg, but this time a 500 kilometer run. That was when Arthur was being driven by Hotrod Harriett, aka Ma. Yes the car was a "Little Old Lady" driven car. In 25½ years she put a touch over 300,000 kilometers on the clock. I've doubled that in the last 8 years.
@GSP-76
@GSP-76 Жыл бұрын
Not surprising at all...those older Volvos were built like tanks.
@jasonswift7098
@jasonswift7098 11 ай бұрын
Dont lie.
@dewaldsteyn1306
@dewaldsteyn1306 11 ай бұрын
Cars aint tanks. Its not good for your suspension idiot.
@dewaldsteyn1306
@dewaldsteyn1306 11 ай бұрын
​@@GSP-76then why isnt it in the army huh?
@corbynluce9755
@corbynluce9755 11 ай бұрын
Darn that’s a tough car
@kallista5194
@kallista5194 9 ай бұрын
12:30 the guy right behind him: "hey Raj, that's the third time you think this funny; next cobra you're on your own, Sri."
@SirxRyuuCHSub
@SirxRyuuCHSub 11 ай бұрын
The moral of the day is... Dont work with Idiots😂
@automation7295
@automation7295 10 ай бұрын
Calling people idiots should mean wishing death on them.
@KarenDogs
@KarenDogs Жыл бұрын
That look on the bricklayer face 4:42 😂😂 Good to know that both of them are fine.
@marryson123
@marryson123 11 ай бұрын
?
@Unknown_editz758
@Unknown_editz758 Жыл бұрын
1:08 that's not an idiot, that's a genius
@KunmingShepherd
@KunmingShepherd Жыл бұрын
8:13 Damn, that's not a human. That's a robot.
@christianstachl
@christianstachl Жыл бұрын
That's what i thought. Getting some sparks on your skin isn't that bad, but full blown into the face without even flinching? Damn...
@bleachfan2.029
@bleachfan2.029 Жыл бұрын
What about the guy at 5:08? That guy was used as a road bump😮😮😮 how did his back not break?
@Tarika916
@Tarika916 10 ай бұрын
He is the Terminator
@marioxerxescastelancastro8019
@marioxerxescastelancastro8019 9 ай бұрын
10:47 This is tempered glass. When it gets scratched, it breaks. That is probably what happened here.
@yaBOTTT
@yaBOTTT 11 ай бұрын
8:19 bros eating sparks
@twoFrenchBunnys
@twoFrenchBunnys 11 ай бұрын
Was waiting to see if the wheel boot road grinding removal process worked or not. I guess we'll never know..
@coppertopjohnson9782
@coppertopjohnson9782 Жыл бұрын
Always putting a smile on my face!!!! Thanks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Boogiebear-1965
@Boogiebear-1965 10 ай бұрын
One time when I was restacking a brick pile in the backyard, a swarm of wasps became very angry and came after me. I got lucly because I had a small Kiddie Pool full of water in the backyard in which my 2 young children and I had been playing and hanging out earlier in the day. I ran straight for it, jumped up, landed in the pool, qnd quickly laid down UNDER the water. I held my breath as long as I could, and when I came up, the wasps were gone. 😀👍
@bleachfan2.029
@bleachfan2.029 Жыл бұрын
5:08😮 how?! That guy is lucky 😮
@angelsone-five7912
@angelsone-five7912 11 ай бұрын
Pissed myself laughing at that bloke trying to drink the beer 🤣
@xeldinn86
@xeldinn86 11 ай бұрын
It was hilarious and wrong looking at the same time 😀
@VH-lp4ll
@VH-lp4ll 9 ай бұрын
Damn, you caught me watching this at work…
@AlakChoudhury
@AlakChoudhury 11 ай бұрын
2:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thetourminator
@thetourminator 9 ай бұрын
1:17 I had a severe laugh session at that dude that killed the exercise ball.
@davebarnes9626
@davebarnes9626 Жыл бұрын
9:50 is the most under rated clip. Comedy Gold really.
@gelktopolis9762
@gelktopolis9762 11 ай бұрын
The funny thing is, at 10:02, when he noticed his truck moving backward, he tried to push on it as if his lanky frame could actually stop it from moving.
@thetourminator
@thetourminator 9 ай бұрын
yep, it was top tier entertainment, LOL. I'm glad the dude didn't die at 10:07, getting dragged under the driver's side front tire ... many have died that way, unfortunately.
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 Жыл бұрын
"Car wash dance" 🤣
@jofbeats11
@jofbeats11 Жыл бұрын
Ur videos always make my time wonderful thank you❤
@jofbeats11
@jofbeats11 Жыл бұрын
@@funnyfailslvq thx dude
@carparkinghoss411
@carparkinghoss411 9 ай бұрын
6:00 I ThiNK I sENteR a LiTTle tO hARD THEre😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@skangaming6372
@skangaming6372 10 ай бұрын
0:43 bro it's a normal day in Tunisia :) all companys in Tunisia like this.
@user-yc6qo6ty7j
@user-yc6qo6ty7j 9 ай бұрын
Fails of the year 😂😂
@ParamountRoyals
@ParamountRoyals Жыл бұрын
That guy with a grinder has balls of steel
@busterfrederick5306
@busterfrederick5306 Жыл бұрын
12:12 WHY WAS IT SO AGGRESSIVE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@TerrenceNak4898
@TerrenceNak4898 9 ай бұрын
0:30 whoa whoa whoa, we drive slightly better than that.
@KarlNapp429
@KarlNapp429 10 ай бұрын
2:28 My VW Touran has a curb weight of 1633 kg and a technically permissible total mass of 2260 kg. This means you can carry 627 kg. btw: this is gypsum plaster, but each sack weighs 30kg anyway
@CWPTraining
@CWPTraining 9 ай бұрын
And remember that Payload Rating is NOT about how much it can haul or tow as far as shocks, frame, suspension, etc. - the rating is there because that's the maximum weight you can safely STOP !! You can usually haul twice as much or more before harming the suspension and other parts - but you couldn't stop it in time, your brakes may fail ( more likely outcome )
@tylerwilliams3714
@tylerwilliams3714 11 ай бұрын
That pole is trying to hurt that man 😂😂
@john-jimMilton13
@john-jimMilton13 9 ай бұрын
2.37 had me laughing like a hyena
@BluJay064
@BluJay064 Жыл бұрын
8:14 My issue with this isn't so much that he's not being safe. It's more that he isn't reacting to it AT ALL. He just does not care about the fact that he is being pelted in the face with red hot shards of metal. I've soldered before (basically melting lead solder onto two or more wires to hold them together in what is called a splice) and I am certainly guilty with putting my face into the smoke in order to see what I'm doing (I do hold my breath so I'm not breathing it in that much). But this takes the cake.
@StangeGirly00
@StangeGirly00 Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed
@28russ
@28russ 9 ай бұрын
@@Just.Ed1tzWell it is red hot shards of steel dude. Or do ya mean solder? Cause that shit'll burn like metal lava too. 🤷‍♂😂😂
@28russ
@28russ 9 ай бұрын
Most solders lead free these days anyway so no big deal. And even if it is lead solder (which works better) as long as ya not doin it all day everyday then it's no big deal. And the smokes just the flux burning off anyway. Ya need to get lead or tin a hell of a lot hotter than a soldering iron does to make it smoke. Ya need to get it to smelting temperatures which is like thousands of degrees to get it to smoke.
@wilsjane
@wilsjane 6 ай бұрын
@@28russ Lead is a metal that is easily absorbed through the skin. It enters the body via the sweat glands and then the plasma gives it a short cut to your brain. Plumb stupid was very real among lead workers in the late 19th and early 20th century. It was quite common for a guy buying a pint of beer, to hand his wallet to the bar tender, because he could not work out which coins he needed. It was even worse for the lead miners, who rarely lived beyond 40. A few things have changed for the better these days.
@nightshift1107
@nightshift1107 Жыл бұрын
How to start in a nice weekend, 🙄😅thanks, great and funny compilation 👍👍
@stkfunny
@stkfunny 11 ай бұрын
0:59 is dangerous. OMG
@jerryumali6203
@jerryumali6203 11 ай бұрын
I laugh at the plank at 4:42 and the tile hammer.
@pixfunki
@pixfunki 9 ай бұрын
2:20 These workers are so brave. Even though this situation is so scary.
@LILYPAD404
@LILYPAD404 9 ай бұрын
😂
@Pizdzioch
@Pizdzioch 11 ай бұрын
8:40 Lightning McQueen scene
@kiwigamerabroad6691
@kiwigamerabroad6691 9 ай бұрын
8:42 my guy went tractor tipping and frack got angry
@brodyfarr4637
@brodyfarr4637 9 ай бұрын
The first one was whistling diesel
@hendrikvanderwalt5866
@hendrikvanderwalt5866 Жыл бұрын
PERFECTION JOB I love it....❤❤❤❤❤make my day...
@brucematthews7408
@brucematthews7408 10 ай бұрын
Bro this is so funny lol 😂😂
@cohfiehora3066
@cohfiehora3066 11 ай бұрын
I laugh when he said did you know about ribber dance? Well here's carwash dance
@iamwhatiam8830
@iamwhatiam8830 10 ай бұрын
He actually said River Dance.. by Bill Whelan
@the_real_bear.
@the_real_bear. 11 ай бұрын
10:29 HUNGARY!!!!!
@sparrowbe4k802
@sparrowbe4k802 9 ай бұрын
I think that's one of the best one of those I've seen. Well done. 🙂
@valuetoner1290
@valuetoner1290 Жыл бұрын
The snow plow hits the fence The fence: ow Snow plow: just going to pit that right there. No one will know right.
@gurungesneeb1765
@gurungesneeb1765 10 ай бұрын
8:12 What a absolute Chad
@NotPreston24
@NotPreston24 10 ай бұрын
First rule : take your job seriously Second rule : Play hard when day off
@nicholasordish3033
@nicholasordish3033 9 ай бұрын
the woman at the end had an expensive carwash idea...
@sorunkesamson2097
@sorunkesamson2097 10 ай бұрын
6:19 that equipment was singing to the beat
@SunnyDeemz_Official
@SunnyDeemz_Official 10 ай бұрын
FedEx are so shiny on thumbnail
@robertbohun4349
@robertbohun4349 10 ай бұрын
That FedEx guy almost made it.
@omegaroyal
@omegaroyal 9 ай бұрын
Oh no! He needs some milk!
@brucematthews7408
@brucematthews7408 10 ай бұрын
Rip that old guy
@ryanhanford4130
@ryanhanford4130 9 ай бұрын
3:42 lmao me in Farming simulator 6:04 ... also me in farming simulator
@speedy692
@speedy692 5 ай бұрын
13:29. The darnest thing I've ever seen.
@user-on9hn6lo7e
@user-on9hn6lo7e Жыл бұрын
5:36 is the funiest thing i ever seen
@Hugo.Miguel
@Hugo.Miguel Жыл бұрын
And so I had a smile on my face. Thanks Akimbo
@tomasagostinho7443
@tomasagostinho7443 8 ай бұрын
7:19 me after tacobell:
@user-hk1wo3rg4q
@user-hk1wo3rg4q Ай бұрын
That hairdresser that shaved a bald patch on that man's head and then tried to brush it as if it was going to go away 😂😂
@netts2315
@netts2315 9 ай бұрын
12:31 Robot? Bruh that is an excavator...
@AR-pokemon
@AR-pokemon Жыл бұрын
Why are these so funny🤣
@jb6712
@jb6712 Жыл бұрын
They're not. And they're all from other videos, most of them at least five years old, and none of them are newer than two years ago.
@EBTS-3
@EBTS-3 11 ай бұрын
10:20 Fuckinell theres an ARMY outside that digger. Id never leave that thing until the buzzing stops !
@Retardinjo_
@Retardinjo_ 10 ай бұрын
8:20 got me rolling
@HeavyK.
@HeavyK. 9 ай бұрын
1:53 men were allowed to help in the old days
@zshark365
@zshark365 9 ай бұрын
A whole lot of WTF!?!? 🤣
@ethansuvanto3687
@ethansuvanto3687 Жыл бұрын
Now that you mentioned this, I actually encountered a Pepsi Trucker who parked at the wrong place this morning today
@fireembliam9090
@fireembliam9090 Жыл бұрын
I hope it is on a video.
@yashdalal4487
@yashdalal4487 Жыл бұрын
0:15 was very funny. In India , where I live, same happens when these locks are put by local traffic police.Or people change the tyres😅
@fireembliam9090
@fireembliam9090 Жыл бұрын
I live in Thailand.
@masonmontoya2370
@masonmontoya2370 Жыл бұрын
He had 1 job And it was to deliver Not to crash into all of the cars
@incredibletv6766
@incredibletv6766 Жыл бұрын
*I always wait to see your videos*
@pleasantlyblue7425
@pleasantlyblue7425 Жыл бұрын
Thank you. 😊🥰
@TheCymbalProject
@TheCymbalProject 9 ай бұрын
lol.... Hot curry 🤣
@toysworld8706
@toysworld8706 11 ай бұрын
The truck in-12:19 my man is that ain’t no truck that a tractor
@kstanni87
@kstanni87 6 ай бұрын
8:58 oops i need a fresh pair of pants
@wedemboyz
@wedemboyz 9 ай бұрын
4:05 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jacknedry3925
@jacknedry3925 9 ай бұрын
The 3rd beginning clip seems to have actually worked
@lucasamadsen
@lucasamadsen 11 ай бұрын
A quantidade de vídeos brasileiros aqui me preocupa 😂😂😂
@karawilson6422
@karawilson6422 10 ай бұрын
8:27 😂😂😂😂
@toornery
@toornery 11 ай бұрын
purty sure jeezus was a painter to fix all of his fathers carpentry work
@robloxfan4271
@robloxfan4271 11 ай бұрын
12:14 😂😂
@goaheadmakemyday9859
@goaheadmakemyday9859 Жыл бұрын
best is to just let the videos play on without describing them and adding your I think it's funny comments.
@danieljones8173
@danieljones8173 11 ай бұрын
This is why your packages are always late!!! Thanks FUD FEX
@automation7295
@automation7295 10 ай бұрын
Seeing this thumbnail makes me wish that every vehicle explode and cause a chain reaction like GTA.
@sagalabdi2303
@sagalabdi2303 9 ай бұрын
Ohh nahh bro that guy use one punch man just to help him to charge his phone 💀💀
@egg-roll8968
@egg-roll8968 11 ай бұрын
13:20 this hit the media a while ago, it's done by someone known to do these kinds of videos. It's just water.
@caellumwoodward
@caellumwoodward Жыл бұрын
Ouch that must've really hurt and really painful to watch at 4:08 and 4:18!
@AzuleaFlair
@AzuleaFlair Жыл бұрын
I honestly laughed.. 😬
@Multi_of_9
@Multi_of_9 9 ай бұрын
Always do the right job 😂 7:16-7:26 when cement ate too much Taco Bell
@wilsjane
@wilsjane 6 ай бұрын
No wonder so many buildings collapse during or shortly after construction.
@thewenik6876
@thewenik6876 Жыл бұрын
So many good but understandable mistakes on some and such bad results on others. 👍😳😲😁👏🏻
@ptfsfilmers
@ptfsfilmers 9 ай бұрын
0.43 bro laughing the trucker now sh his pants hearing that bang on bricks so did the truck the bricks got traged into!😂😂😂😂
@ptfsfilmers
@ptfsfilmers 9 ай бұрын
Also poor tractor he got.some.speed there though
@kcpilotpat
@kcpilotpat 9 ай бұрын
best watched with the volume down
@tntgaming9528
@tntgaming9528 Жыл бұрын
By the way the truck could not stop it was a car pile up it was not his fault
@elliot_7727
@elliot_7727 11 ай бұрын
bro fr put a picture of I-35☠️☠️☠️☠️
@Reallyredatickman
@Reallyredatickman 10 ай бұрын
Ohhh I felt that 5:39
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