You Laugh You DIE

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@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын

HOPE YOU ENJOY! LIKE the video if you do 🥰 let me know what else you want to see in the comments and have an amazing day!

@stefankisters3809 2 жыл бұрын

Can you do a character unboxing video again?

@micaiahdube3157 2 жыл бұрын

Can we get more stuff with Kevin? I love to see the pupper

@thecutteralicia 2 жыл бұрын

More tlc..90 day fiancé etc 🙌🏽

@mdventurer 2 жыл бұрын

Kallmewhateveryouwant 😉

@KimoVegas 2 жыл бұрын

I will call you my perfect Angel!💗🥰😍😘

@Dilinibaranage 2 жыл бұрын

literally she's the only KZfaqr who compliments us in every video she's my favorite tbh she's so funny and she seems like the friend that cheers up you up we love you Kris

@crimekid666 2 жыл бұрын

Second comment on this one

@mads4343 2 жыл бұрын

and brad mondo lmaoooo

@amanamuhammedali7375 2 жыл бұрын

She is not the only one but she yeah

@Sssyaz1234 2 жыл бұрын

I f ing agree she us the only one in youtube whom compliment us she is so pretty and kind

@tmpp1109 2 жыл бұрын

U are u so right

@freeatleast Жыл бұрын

My friend and his autistic daughter went to the store one day, she had her allowance and wanted to buy something. When she checked out the cashier told her “$24, please.” And she flat out said “ $4!” Which was all she had at the time. The look on the cashiers face was absolutely priceless. After we laughed our asses off for a second he told the poor woman to just add what he had and he’d cover the total. But the total confusion on that woman’s face was worth the trip.

@shesgottheskills Жыл бұрын

wow!!...you almost made it to rigormortis!🤣, I was laughing right along with ya though!...I WANT that bird!

@DaSimps4576 2 жыл бұрын

3:33 😂 The look on her face is pure worriness while I'm over here laughing my *ss of 😂👏💖

@boxoling6894 6 ай бұрын

*off

@galaxyareis 2 жыл бұрын

4:18 “LOUK AT DA FLOOFDERS, LOUK AT DA FLOUFDERS! THEY’RE SO FLOUFDEY!! I JUST WANNA HEJEBAITAHASHUDA”

@ziggystarlust Жыл бұрын

It's like cats just have this intrusive voice in their heads like "touch it touch it touch it TOUCH IT!!" I can't bring home sushi anymore because of my cat, he WILL put his filthy paws on it and will purr and make intense eye contact while doing so. It's like he tries to hypnotize me with his cuteness so I'll forget he's a dirty sushi thief.

@katiedanielsrn7243 Жыл бұрын

So, before I was crying and just sad. As soon as I clicked on the video, I smiled. Thank you for always making us feel good and making us laugh Kris!

@sawyernelson9261 2 жыл бұрын

Kris’ compliments makes everyone’s day 1000x better!🥰

@sleepingbeauty6540 2 жыл бұрын

@emiereardon4618 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I needed this. Someone hit my car in the school parking lot today and took off. Literally made sure their car was fine and then left. My anxiety was through the roof, but this gave me a few laughs. So thanks, you’ve done it again Kris!

@AndrewDematteis 2 жыл бұрын

Are you okay from the accident? Some people need to be taught to have some respect. Hope insurance takes care of everything. God bless!

@emiereardon4618 2 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewDematteis I’m fine. But the person is in my choir class, and she didn’t even mention it in class. She avoided eye contact and wouldn’t talk to me. I don’t have her insurance information, so I have no way of holding her accountable. And honestly it’s not a conversation I want to have.

@erinfiat 2 жыл бұрын

You can report to your insurance and they will go after her. Source: girl gave my fake phone number after hitting me. I made her show ID and had her address. My agent was right on it.

@liajustin20_17 Жыл бұрын

Kris we love u SO MUCH u make me feel better when im feeling worthless.

@dharmabaron3244 Жыл бұрын

Never and I repeat never think you are worthless

@KyleSmith-qt9sg 11 ай бұрын

All have worth, even the worst of us.

@actualname2209 8 ай бұрын

Kris would rather hurt herself than her dog and is terrified of frogs..........Perfection, I like it Picasso!

@annahivargas4327 2 жыл бұрын

when Kris says "I forgot you were here" at 4:23- 4:30 over the puppies, I felt that on a personal level. It was just spot on.

@chaircat 2 жыл бұрын

Kris always has me dying with laughter...pure legend, we don't deserve her :)

@liliannarich4086 2 жыл бұрын

So true.

@richstars4646 2 жыл бұрын

Facts right there.

@annasigurbergsdottir897 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@XxMentally_illxX 2 жыл бұрын

YES.

@XxMentally_illxX 2 жыл бұрын

@Dicas da Anjel She’s perfection 😍

@WereRea3807 Жыл бұрын

I don't regret watching this, I have bronchitis at the moment, every time a laugh I hack up a lung. Worth it.

@purplebean7 Жыл бұрын

It's nice seeing someone else lose within ten seconds, I always feel like I'm the worst at these challenges

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 2 жыл бұрын

Fact: Kris makes everyone’s day/night better

@batoolaemad 2 жыл бұрын

Yes she does

@Haneen_562 2 жыл бұрын

Yes u r right

@nou5832 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, absolutely

@thomasbaron5367 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@mattiashellstrom2863 2 жыл бұрын

So true

@meggiemusic9 2 жыл бұрын

kris being one of my favorite youtubers LITERALLY when she compliments us it makes me happy

@recitationtohear 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h52Fhralu6e3j4U.html finally it's here

@AbulKalam-zw5fv 2 жыл бұрын

Gosh four dirty spammers

@marcyroblox_edits6657 2 жыл бұрын

wt- ham are these comment

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I feel you I just started this video and someone(Kris) calling me a snack felt pretty good at that moment. Thaaaaanks for that

@meggiemusic9 2 жыл бұрын

@@marcyroblox_edits6657 theyre bots that youtube for some reason wont somehow ban them.

@AntoniusLeoNis Жыл бұрын

My dog is always on the floor staring at me waiting for me to get out of bed

@harleyquinn2011 Жыл бұрын

"pivot...pivot..PIVOT" 💯 Best quote EVER

@maladaptivemagic1321 2 жыл бұрын

Ross: "PIVOT! PIVOT!! PIVOT!!!!" Kris: "gonna remember that one for ~later."

@Misty_Frog Жыл бұрын

So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job's a joke, you're broke Your love life's DOA It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month Or even your year, but I'll be there for you

@crow_struggles8075 Жыл бұрын

@@Misty_Frog WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR

@Amen.013 Жыл бұрын

Chandler: "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!"

@Amen.013 Жыл бұрын

@@crow_struggles8075 ILL BE THERE FOR YOU

@chloe_v Жыл бұрын

@@Amen.013 CAUSE YOUR THERE FOR ME TOO

@saindhavipurush8110 2 жыл бұрын

Kris's compliments always make my day better!! love ya!

@jellybean2082 Жыл бұрын

when ever kris said you can call me what you want i was like butter xD

@aspectgaming55 Жыл бұрын

She said we could call her anything-that one kid,”MOMMY!!!”

@imthemothwhoscareshobi8357 2 жыл бұрын

Kris you know what, I was waiting when you'll upload and I'll laugh whole- heartedly! And, I can never get over the part where you compliment us...so thoughtful of you. This is because there are many people who need this, who need motivation, who need someone to tell them that they're best in themselves as they are, someone to tell them that they have a reason to live too...You're such a beautiful and amazing woman and human being...may you always remain happy and be successful!! We'll always support you, love ya Kris~ ❤ Edit: Holy moly 🥴😳...I've got so many likes. Thanks to y'all 😃😁

@Nightengalenight 2 жыл бұрын

i feel bad for scam bots

@savannahhavener8816 2 жыл бұрын

Same I clicked being curious and thought it was a scam (I am 11 and I screamed instantly and clicked off)

@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын

Yea, don't feed the bots, just report them so they'll go bye bye please 😉

@Nightengalenight 2 жыл бұрын

welp

@jozshuahi8829 2 жыл бұрын

call me whatever you want

@challenger_kaya4581 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, I am really running out of things to say whenever Kris compliments us, but thanks for complimenting us, Kris, it really makes me happier than I have been all day. I currently just hit my elbow very hard on very hard wood, it hurts really bad that currently I just cannot laugh. I guess I'm not dying then. Okay, actually, some of these are just too funny that the pain in my elbow cannot stop me from laughing. Thanks for somehow still making me laugh, Kris, your videos are always fantastic.

@morgangrace3754 2 жыл бұрын

Hope your elbow feels better haha

@obomination2194 2 жыл бұрын

I love your profile picture

@BLKN_ 2 жыл бұрын

very hard wood-

@avrimaddison Жыл бұрын

The parrot singing Don’t Worry Be Happy 😂❤

@jackmcdonald3617 Жыл бұрын

I'm going through a really hard time and this cheers me up

@evelyncraft8607 Жыл бұрын

Hope you get better!

@szili76 Жыл бұрын

Life is like a dick. It is hard sometimes but it doesn’t stay that way for very long.

@saraxx948 Жыл бұрын

@@szili76 oooookkkk

@thatoneperson2589 2 жыл бұрын

7:53. Kris's reaction had me dying of laughter

@IBG209 2 жыл бұрын

I've been suffering from anxiety and stress recently because I have an ill sibling and I have my CE Exams coming up. I started watching your channel a while ago and now it's the number one thing I watch while I'm revising or doing homework as you take every little bit of stress away from me. thank you, Kris. Thank you for helping me get through every hard time that has been thrown at me Xx

@redhairing 2 жыл бұрын

You’ll do great 💖

@somtoohiri6292 2 жыл бұрын

I hope he/she gets well soon

@zues-the-capybara-king Жыл бұрын

I get it I have bad anxiety so I know how it feels but if you don't have chillax stress vitamins you have to get them they work like a dream

@vaso9630 Жыл бұрын

Watching ppl get hurt would give me anxiety actually 😂

@josephsimpson8475 Жыл бұрын

U got this!!! I might be late for this but…

@rosequartz16 7 ай бұрын

The way Kris says raccoon just kills me already😂💀

@Jade-bz9ct Жыл бұрын

The way she called it a rac’n kills me 🤣🤣

@frazzlesquad2988 Жыл бұрын

'His ankles rubber banded that sh*t' got me laughing my head off 😂😂😂

@henriquequeiros4917 2 жыл бұрын

I have to be honest, the coke one just absolutely positively ridiculously physically threw me on the floor laughing hahahahahaha a big huge THANK YOU KRIS!

@onifox8604 2 жыл бұрын

Wow! That's impressive.

@Raiden_01 10 ай бұрын

How I wake up is my Mastiff running and jumping around in my room.

@DanielVotak Жыл бұрын

You laugh you die" Pretty much Jack Damons : "laughs in German"

@blinkedandnowitsoctober9024 2 жыл бұрын

0:57 WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? -Kallmekris 2022

@gallegosm1000 2 жыл бұрын

Kris' videos make me laugh, no matter how much of a s**t day we're having. Keep doing what your doing.

@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын

She's a lovely lady, for sure inside & out👍❤

@bxbyyGhost 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Gennazzxq Жыл бұрын

AWWW THE PUPPY'S LOOK AT THE FLOOFTERS LOOK AT THE Ahauguatah🙈

@juliasilver7055 Жыл бұрын

“ look at the floofters”😂

@valkyriemir214 2 жыл бұрын

Kris, you can't imagine how much I needed this right now... The day was a giant pile of shit, but you managed to make me smile 💕

@_QUACK_FOX_ 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry that you had a bad day but I'm also super sorry bots overrun Ed your comment

@Khadii794 2 жыл бұрын

Why is there so many bots here?

@Voidi-Void 2 жыл бұрын

@Beast v2🔥 aint you the bot that says that grieving big youtuber's dead relatives are rotting in hell? well im sure they'll be seeing you eventually. or whoever wrote the code that made you. why am i replying to you? you're a bot.

@valkyriemir214 2 жыл бұрын

@@_QUACK_FOX_ Thanks 😊 Seems like I'm a bot magnet 😂

@annatengowski2583 2 жыл бұрын

Same girl

@RAT_TEA 2 жыл бұрын

Ahh I love her so much! I have my own mental issues and problems with my appearance in general. Kris helps so much with her compliments in every video and she's so funny it makes me forget the bad things temporarily. Really I just want to say thank you Kris!

@ikeathewonderfuleveryday8489 2 жыл бұрын

@MINI DIVA butter? Like the dairy spread?

@LeeLeesBanter 2 жыл бұрын

Don't feed the Bots people. They are flys & need to be swatted! Please report them 🥰

@Brisingr750 8 ай бұрын

"Oh look, it's a RAC-cun" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, CANADA?

@mintyprductins9645 Жыл бұрын

Bro she comin back so much times she's considered an afton

@Squiiq 2 жыл бұрын

Kris: "How do you wake up in the morning?" Me: *I don't.*

@auroraevans5509 2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I'll ever get tired of "I'm KallMeKris and you can call me Kris!" you're so amazing Kris !

@starmayamichael7161 Жыл бұрын

0:55 On the second one just the "AW😲😲😲" killed me.

@krystalgardner3993 Жыл бұрын

Kmk: I can’t with this app. Also Kmk: I love how people’s minds work!

@drewpolley8423 2 жыл бұрын

5:24 "I'm not on many lists". Girl please, aint a list without you on it.

@katsukibakugo9536 2 жыл бұрын

There’s not one list that she’s on.

@FOREVER-yr7nc 2 жыл бұрын

No cuz I usually just laugh and brush off that compliment Kris gives at the intro of every video. But today, I went through a real rough patch, I was basically torn down and Kris gave me the first smile of the day for me❤

@Abbey-ye8qt Жыл бұрын

Look at the floofters! Their so flory! 😊❤

@notmoxchaa Жыл бұрын

3:28 kris was actually worried for a sec 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

@Mary4m26 2 жыл бұрын

Kris is the type of person who everyone wants to be friends with. She’s amazing and always makes my day🥰🥰

@Cstyle27 2 жыл бұрын

"He locked 🔒 into his noggin" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KathyAldred 9 ай бұрын

It's ur dragon & I'm laughing my ass off😂❤😂

@doktorsmiles2034 11 ай бұрын

that cola bottle became a small tactical war head inside this room

@iakan6937 2 жыл бұрын

"That's 10 dollars" "Fuck you, it's 2" "Just for you, 20"

@lehammsamm 2 жыл бұрын

Kris' videos are always a wonderful break from this chaotic thing we call life.

@JuggerToad Жыл бұрын

You know what's funnier than people getting hurt? Children getting hurt.

@i-d-k-99999 11 ай бұрын

7:47 The expression change killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

@mscabellita 2 жыл бұрын

4:10 almost had me spit out my coffee LOL

@cjwilliams1088 2 жыл бұрын

3:12 my man folded like origami paper

@MarksCar-rs1nm 8 ай бұрын

I’ve gotten Final Destination’d about 20 times watching this

@magicallps Жыл бұрын

" I wanna bird that takes a shower and whistles" 💀

@carissaphillips8858 2 жыл бұрын

7:48 : when you realize 70 pounds of home work and 20 pounds of projects are due tomorrow

@sycowood65 2 жыл бұрын

6:03 Man in the video: “ayyyyeee” Kris: “oooooooah”

@amyfeatherstone3841 Жыл бұрын

Macaroni with the chickenugget strips got me🤣

@patriotmenace8835 3 ай бұрын

You always pull me out when I get a little down. Ty Kris much love 🙏💜🙏

@bellagurl420 Жыл бұрын

When you yelled "PIVOT" it reminded me of a sleepover recently. I was at a friends and we left to get ice-cream, and her dad saw these college boys moving a couch into a restaurant, and yelled that a bunch. Then I thought I was gonna die, we went on the Fourth Street Elevator.

@luispineda1664 2 жыл бұрын

"oh he locked in he locked into his noggin oh my gaaaaaaaaa..." -kris 2022 9:25

@Xx_Opal_the_therian_xX Жыл бұрын

My cat figured out how to use a newtons cradle… I’m starting to think she’s a genius😂😂😂

@dracosprincess3774 Жыл бұрын

The pivot from Friends had me laughing

@andreasebolino Жыл бұрын

i literally couldn't breath while laughing on 3:28 - 3:37, kris's dissapointed face at the end though made me laugh even more.

@sadra9252 2 жыл бұрын

Let me tell you something Kris, you always read these comments about how you make peoples day and make them smile and laugh, and you might think that they're saying all this just to make you feel better but believe me, all of these comments are honest and come from heart. You're doing something far beyond just entertaining people, you are giving them hope and happiness and I'm saying this as someone who is now alive just because of you, LITERALLY. Believe in what you're doing and keep it up. Love you ❤️🥰

@lukascream Жыл бұрын

me: dead silent but laughs at kris's comments in video kris: "OMG!🤣 (laughs to death)"

@monicahendricks8563 4 ай бұрын

I call it a good morning if I wake up without a dogs but in my face.

@juliesanders9353 2 жыл бұрын

Kris, you are a deeply beautiful person. I love how you bring light to depression and mental health. I've battled depression and anxiety my whole life, but i recently found a therapist who specializes in childhood trauma and she has helped me so much. I've learned a lot about how my nervous system was programmed by traumatic experiences growing up and I'm learning how to re-program it so I can be more comfortable in my skin. I hope one day you are able to embrace your strength and beauty.

@Kiss_My_Aspergers 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my trauma counselor I had. They were younger than me, but it never felt awkward. They were amazing at that. They were so kind and sympathetic. Plus it's nice to have a fellow enby as your therapist. 😌 🤍💛💜🖤

@the_decaying_angel 2 жыл бұрын

I really appreciate your complements Kris your always so kind and always put a smile on my face you are doing such a great job Kris!!!

@Soup38520 2 жыл бұрын

Ur profile pic is awsome

@the_decaying_angel 2 жыл бұрын

@@Soup38520 thank you! yours is awsome to :)!

@edyttttttttta Жыл бұрын

"Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees" Any self-respecting celcius-raised individual: *long since burned to death*

@veronicatracy6886 Жыл бұрын

LOL 😂😂😂 I’m literally fell of my bed laughing 😂😂😂

@marlie1938 2 жыл бұрын

i love how kris compliments us even if i look like absolute trash!

@midoriya42 2 жыл бұрын

U r not trash

@maisiemckirkland1605 2 жыл бұрын

True but you can't be trash

@maisiemckirkland1605 2 жыл бұрын

I bet you are cute

@midoriya42 2 жыл бұрын

@@maisiemckirkland1605 U got that right

@graceblake3148 2 жыл бұрын

yeah i am wearing an oversized hoody that goes up to my ankles and she says my outfit looks amazing

@XRNOHPORTER 2 жыл бұрын

Her humour, her laugh, her smile, her natural charm, her love for her fans and the fact that she genuinely enjoys making her videos makes Kriss the best.

@heartsingssacredsongsuntol6782 Жыл бұрын

she got heart like a cannon ball! laughing out, no just smiled alot. thanks sweet!!

@MissKittress Жыл бұрын

0:51 got me laughing so hard lol

@carlmaster9690 Жыл бұрын

Your time stamp takes me straight to Kris's reaction to the "Macaroni with the Chicken Strips" video!

@asha-lynnhenrie871 Жыл бұрын

SAME I died of laughter i was died it was funny

@carlmaster9690 Жыл бұрын

@@asha-lynnhenrie871 I love how bewildered Kris looks before laughing at it! 😅

@GODSAVEPUNKROCK 2 жыл бұрын

9:50 “Frogs terrify me” OMGGG THANK GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THANK U KRIS FOR NOT MAKING ME FEEL LONELY THANK U

@ILikeHorses. 2 жыл бұрын

“And you can call me… whatever you want” Okay *broccoli*

@rickyjanzen6684 Жыл бұрын

"Thankfully, the raccoon left before they..." The realization sets in. Growing up sucks, doesn't it?

@theplushiecrew1486 Жыл бұрын

Kris’s compliments are the only thing keeping my self-esteem alive

@mistyrxses5642 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been having a crappy day and this is just an immediate pick me up! Love ya Kris ❤️

@_evening_268 2 жыл бұрын

@maddox3873 2 жыл бұрын

I *need* more of this videos, it's so fricking hilarious with Kris 🤣

@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom 9 ай бұрын

Kallmewhateveryouwant. Iconic.

@shiningriolu2053 Жыл бұрын

A wise man once said “HAHA!…. man i’m dead. 💀”

@stephenmauldin416 2 жыл бұрын

You can call me what you want. I know you're talking to everyone, but when I'm watching you and you compliment us I feel like you're taking straight to me. It makes my day so much, and I love your content. You're amazing and you videos get me through the weeks. Love you so much

@issiandemmyinspiration6884 2 жыл бұрын

is it arcane or am i stupid like is it vi and cait

@fariasfamilyfarm8932 2 жыл бұрын

some 1 got a chush

@Xm33z 2 жыл бұрын

Kris being the most beautiful and funny woman ever- somehow also being the best person for comfort because she is amazing in everything she does and with putting a smile on everyone face- this beautiful goddess works to hard!