DARK HUMOUR TikTok's | React
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2 жыл бұрынI personally love dark humor so I thoroughly enjoyed this! Hope you did too! If you did don't forget to LIKE the video and SUB to the channel! Let me know what else you guys want to see in the comments below.
Appreciate you!
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@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoy the video! Let me know what else you guys wanna see in the comments below and if I choose it I'll shout you out in the next video!
@datgaydangernoodle1315 2 жыл бұрын
Do you like turtles :D
@mustafa6023 2 жыл бұрын
second :)
@tipsforyouuu. 2 жыл бұрын
I love it kris you inspire me ❤
@hellspawnsnom7446 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris u looking good-er😁
@kathrynvaneker6416 2 жыл бұрын
Love you kris ❤ 💖
@zoeburkley5625 2 жыл бұрын
The Minecraft reference to the “who didn’t finish cutting down this tree? You cannot just leave them floating!” Got me tbh
@teatalks3426 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@evamurney5302 2 жыл бұрын
Same gurl/boi
@clowdnesshugs9020 2 жыл бұрын
WAit wat if you’re in Minecraft if you DIDNT finish cutting it wat if it falls 🤨
@aliberry1608 2 жыл бұрын
i dont play it and i smlied
@MMullan22 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@rylee3887 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m a terrible person” -kris A mood. A literal mood.
@Memimopo 9 ай бұрын
I just wanna say " The way she gives us a compliment before the video actually starts" that's really sweet.
@ellnor7 4 ай бұрын
kris "i scream in my sleep is that anyone else?" the veteran community: "we usually call that ptsd"
@layden12007 2 жыл бұрын
"Dad what's dark humour" "You see that guy with no arms over there tell him to clap" "But dad I'm blind" "Exactly"
@kaushikassagur769 2 жыл бұрын
literally *dark* humour
@_Liz_202 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard that one lol
@mrwaffle69 2 жыл бұрын
ohh I remember looping that Ik that tiktoker
@MarryPotter8163 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-bn3bv5mh5t ye ikr. Lol ;-;
@ladyyoko3180 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I laughed! Im sorry
@mariaertzemorillas791 Жыл бұрын
-Kris’s optimistic sister: “You wanna hear some dark humor?” -Kris: “Oh yeah, I love dark humor.” -Her sister: “*Turns off the lights* Knock knock.” -Kris: “Turn the Danm lights back on.”
@Phoenix-md8sh Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@The_tooth_ytalt Жыл бұрын
fax no printer
@stormcloud3418 Жыл бұрын
I suddenly don't understand
@MidnightStarGirl Жыл бұрын
everyone's done that joke at this point
@LukeSolita1207 Жыл бұрын
😂
@HEARTS4YOU13 8 ай бұрын
As you were saying "If I'm eating I need to be watching something" I'm literally watching you right now while eating suishi
@youlovebryce28 10 ай бұрын
i have really bad humor too and ill never forget when my friend was explaining how his grandma was really weird and i was eating a cinnamon twist from dominos. So i said "see this shape,i hope your grandma looses her hair because of this". little did i know the other friend we were with her grandma died from cancer. i felt so bad. Love ya Kris your hilarious!
@Kris.krisis 8 ай бұрын
HAAHHA OHH NO
@tn68219 2 жыл бұрын
Kris you can't box the child back, that's spawn-camping.
@shazba1020 2 жыл бұрын
Trueeee
@jassonlopez1699 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf lmao
@lunar4092 2 жыл бұрын
YUP LMAO
@cjtheterrible2238 2 жыл бұрын
Hey look it’s the best waifu!
@tn68219 2 жыл бұрын
@@cjtheterrible2238 Ah i see, so you are a person of culture as well.
@emmyb9130 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: Let's keep this family-friendly *Also Kris: *proceeds to cuss**
@tsfbaf303 2 жыл бұрын
How is cursing not family friendly? All children know curses, don’t be so prude
@emmyb9130 2 жыл бұрын
@@tsfbaf303 they do but not many families accept cursing from their children (like school aged children)
@MossPathway 2 жыл бұрын
People in my school swear a lot. I don't care if a youtuber swears but kids, or random people in irl
@SStupendous 2 жыл бұрын
@@MossPathway Realistically from 7th Grade to the end of college, most people's schools and education centers have year-groups that swear, let's be honest
@vikkiledgard8483 2 жыл бұрын
@@tsfbaf303 *prudish
@are_you_a_potato 7 ай бұрын
The "Im going to the dollar store oh bleyeuoqdj-" had me dying cause that is so me lol
@LitSpit 9 ай бұрын
10:16 there is no way, I’m literally watching this while eating Chick fil a, Kris is so relatable
@berrysparda 2 жыл бұрын
Her whole personality just makes me happy
@maahachinoy 2 жыл бұрын
Same man
@shwecanaan7513 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@shwecanaan7513 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@DAMlENTHORN 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@TonalNation18 2 жыл бұрын
I love her because she actually cares about her audience, it is just so nice and makes up for all my terrible days. Thank you! You've saved me from some terrible days!
@CT--AkaRex 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@teatalks3426 2 жыл бұрын
Same. I want to comment this on a lot of people but I don’t want to be accused of simping 😅
@TonalNation18 2 жыл бұрын
@@teatalks3426 Honestly same 😅
@Goodbye299 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@anonimobyaj6035 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@etherealsubs444 10 ай бұрын
Does anyone else feel good when Kris compliments us?
@user-sr5zr8zk9y 10 ай бұрын
Yass
@deaconlacey7938 10 ай бұрын
YES 100%
@WellFvckMe_GentlyWithAChainsaw 9 ай бұрын
O b v I o u s l y (in snape voice)
@Kris.krisis 8 ай бұрын
Maybe all the other millions of people who have commented this same thing on every video of hers, really, get creative with comments, people!
@etherealsubs444 8 ай бұрын
@@Kris.krisis so your saying that my compliment on her is stupid and useless because it was already used? Get a life
@jutkick2323 8 ай бұрын
i love your positive attitude and your realness, you inspire me to just move on and live my life when i actually gave up on it.. love
@cass4388 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "I'm 25 and I want to be unalive" Me: "I'm 14 and I'm gonna go drown in a stream" :)
@aletheairvin7920 2 жыл бұрын
What stream you goin to ima join in 😂
@Sellierthanyou 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful. I’m 15 and I wanna jump off Burj Khalifa- thing??? Idk 💀🤚
@kevinpcrispin 2 жыл бұрын
Can I join you?
@aletheairvin7920 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao group suicide what could be better? We all wanna die it’s normal right…….. RIGHT 😀
@cass4388 2 жыл бұрын
@@aletheairvin7920 More normal than ever
@maddielee9269 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a terrible person" - Kris who also is the best dog mom to Kevin and makes everyone smile and laugh constantly and is the only reason some of us smile on certain days
@MsetFox 2 жыл бұрын
But it’s Opposite Day
@tylertarbert5041 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@water9046 2 жыл бұрын
@@MsetFox nah
@BirdInnaBeanie 10 ай бұрын
The tight hotel bedsheets are for me, celina and all my other sleepwalking buddies 😂😂😂
@ronytheblackcatyt8538 7 ай бұрын
"IF I am eating something I need to be watching something" Omg that is my too! My food gets cold when I pick to long as well! We fam!❤❤
@searchingforanswers1701 2 жыл бұрын
She's dope. Seems like the kind of friend you can have fun with no matter what you're doing. Like just dying laughing at Walmart.
@RobynK1986 2 жыл бұрын
Or when your in the middle of leeds (a big ish city if you don’t know) and you have no clue where anything is and pull out google maps and try to follow it with your friend We laughed constantly until we found the bus station - one of the best days ever
@KatieM786 2 жыл бұрын
@@RobynK1986 I feel you! I lived in Leeds for a while and it was hella confusing...I spent over an hour one day stuck on the ring road on the way home from work trying to get to my house.
@RobynK1986 2 жыл бұрын
@@KatieM786 lol yea even worse for us we were walking
@R2debo_ 2 жыл бұрын
I've had exams all day and this just makes everything better 🙃
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
☺️❤️
@ezekielstars4488 2 жыл бұрын
Umm Sus comment
@HampterCEOalt 2 жыл бұрын
Copied comment
@lilynod4070 2 жыл бұрын
Same ! Today Was My Last One And Yours ?
@idk-kd9kz 2 жыл бұрын
Credits to who commented it before u?? 😟
@FunnyVR-zv4el 3 ай бұрын
Can I just say I love your KZfaq videos so much they bring me joy when I’m sad. You got me over my depression. Thank you so much for bringing me joy. I love you.💚
@jhunsuc1239 4 ай бұрын
As a Southern American, I absolutely love your Southern impression! It's so spot on, it cracks me up every time
@usfbull523 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: I’m a terrible person Me: Same. The Relatability level just keeps increasing.
@maahachinoy 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@TM-jz1ef 2 жыл бұрын
Kris straight after cussing: This is a family friendly channel
@QueenNebulous13 2 жыл бұрын
Right!? 🤣
@potterhead8963 2 жыл бұрын
No. Framily Friendly Channel.
@blakewright8532 2 жыл бұрын
Yo is no1 gonna take note that kris LIGIT said I swallow s*men like I think u just got caught in 4k🤨📸📸📸
@lh9761 2 ай бұрын
The signature, for sure
@user-ul6cu1qc2m 8 ай бұрын
just now realizing ive been watching kallmekris for over a year starting with tiktok to youtube
@JasonWh 8 ай бұрын
they tuck the sheets so tight to help you not bring a stranger to bed and have all sorts of regret. Only room for one under these sheets.
@audreyahmed2048 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: Hey, looking good, got something from the dollar store. Also Kris: So let's look at some dark humour.
@kitty_claws_x 2 жыл бұрын
I love her intro cause I feel so much better
@innelkamlav4737 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “I just want chaos” Me thinking: “I just found my soulmate”
@arktykkwynd6861 2 жыл бұрын
We all want chaos in varying degrees
@BrandonMorningstar-rm4kb 10 күн бұрын
“Is it safe to swallow semen?” “Maybe?” God, I love Bob The Drag Queen, he does great drag 😂
@leopard736 8 ай бұрын
dude its so true i literally cant eat until i watch something
@tuckerwyrick6041 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "youre looking good, yeah" Me: finally someone appreciates me
@pleaseenteraname4066 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah…ahhhAAAAAA
@dominique5631 2 жыл бұрын
@@Laquasha2.0 💀
@JunkoEnoshima- 2 жыл бұрын
True
@emilysava7234 2 жыл бұрын
nobody: Kris every time *It* is mentioned: "I'm absina- abstin-" literally love the little skits in between 🥰
@Free-zg1ov 2 ай бұрын
In my school I have the highest GPA alongside some of my classmates, for us its 4.33, that does spark my curiosity though, if schools have higher GPA's, also awesome video!
@ZavyJR1 8 ай бұрын
“Where do you work?!” “I accidentally put my finger in the subway fresh cutter…”
@ZavyJR1 8 ай бұрын
“Oops I did it again…”
@kynleymarie 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "I need to watch something while eating" Me: **Eating rn**
@theBravoTwins. 2 жыл бұрын
@@kynleymarie she hearts a lot of comments- Also we can see that .-. No need to reply to urself yelling it lol it’s cringy
@tsujajaj 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing,”And you can Call me Kris” just makes my whole day no matter what happend
@havebestday8784 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@ennardlovesbutter487 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ennardlovesbutter487 2 жыл бұрын
@@Scoob61233 lol
@tsujajaj 2 жыл бұрын
@@Scoob61233 idk I guess both
@candymarie17 2 жыл бұрын
Even when its sunday night and knowing your going to school tomorrow and you only get a few hours of sleep that night
@illibrium4590 9 ай бұрын
RIP to the wallet of that chick getting gas on Disney property ... the "tourist tax" is no joke ...
@Anime-Gamer_YT667 6 ай бұрын
The screaming in your sleep is something I used to relate to but for some reason I don't have dreams anymore.
@freddie488 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, if you were 'unalive' then there would be so many unhappy people. You make us laugh, give us comfort and let us be seen. Keep being you!
@lennie_doherty1409 2 жыл бұрын
Kris:"We like to keep it family friendly here" Also Kris:"Oh shit"
@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- 3 ай бұрын
19:32 are we not gonna talk about how messed up that charger is 😂
@tacodoggoo 7 ай бұрын
12:03 ill be honest i only now realised that was a lamp in the background like i legit thought it was a baseball cap or some shit like that AND I HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO MULTIPLE TIMES
@ocusfendus 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “you look kinda good today, ngl” Literally, i was feeling so insecure, and now you are the star of my day. Thank you Kris, ily
@zenixedits7132 2 жыл бұрын
Kris in her intro: “you look good!” Me: *Crying with mascara runing down my face this whole video*
@aiyanalee9755 2 жыл бұрын
OOF that is legit me like every time she posts lmao
@demonfriend4205 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh in was naked I just got out of the hot tub
@fakecastiel1479 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, like from laughter? I thought something was wrong.
@streetlightsglow 2 жыл бұрын
Who are you and how did you get access to my computer camara😊
@dimitri877 2 жыл бұрын
I whish I was actually wearing mascara.. wait, wut, no, that's not a more manly thing to say dude..
@davidchristoffersen1404 7 ай бұрын
It is said that to this day "David" still fears the color green.
@Tanya_Maria 5 ай бұрын
Mad respect for the GOT chair. I really hope all the spin offs come soon! :)
@Cats.and.sadness 2 жыл бұрын
Me:expects jokes about dead children (i love dark dark humor) Kris: frog playing poker
@joshuadonn4615 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m 25, and I just wanna be… unalived” is it just me or does anyone else wanna just give Kris a hug and tell her its okay We all love u Kris ❤️❤️
@kellyforseth1148 2 жыл бұрын
yes, it be facts
@BATMAN-wc8ln 2 жыл бұрын
Its just you mate
@joshuadonn4615 2 жыл бұрын
Well then there’s smth wrong with you ☺️
@BATMAN-wc8ln 2 жыл бұрын
I'm kidding mate
@kingrazine1579 2 жыл бұрын
I just want to liven't :)
@suziebeck-bo1ip 8 ай бұрын
So straight up love your sense of humor
@kirstencosta8010 10 ай бұрын
Yup! I have to be watching something when I eat!!! Then I end up heating my food. I’ve learned to find something to watch just before the foods done.
@moonlightforever 2 жыл бұрын
Dark humour at its finest 🥰
@TonightGamer08 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Demeza16 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@fatpotato317 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@_mylifesucks_LOL 2 жыл бұрын
👍
@quinn_lu3727 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@lonelyladybug 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "You're looking good" Me: "Yeah and I went to the sun last night" Kris: "Wait what??" Me: "What? I thought we were saying things that are impossible."
@maahachinoy 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Root_Beer_Vr1 2 жыл бұрын
Hahah
@That-Dog_Hershey 3 ай бұрын
Omg Kris love you. You are so funny, you always make my day. Ilysm.
@Harper64567 7 ай бұрын
Yes, I do have to have my comfy spot, comfy clothes, & my Powerade + strawberry’s or whatever meal BEFORE I eat 😂
@silasgrant1426 2 жыл бұрын
StarBucks: "We're saving the envirememt with our paper straws!" Also StarBucks: Has plastic cups.
@hansika7656 2 жыл бұрын
Hey is this okay?? I am thirteen You better get your teen..... "I saw them smoking"
@sohailaeissa9608 2 жыл бұрын
@@hansika7656 wait what?
@hansika7656 2 жыл бұрын
@@sohailaeissa9608 amm no no I was just asking that is this joke okay you seems like a nice person that's why I asked you well don't tell my mom i was here ❌👄❌
@user-qm6ud4xe9e 2 жыл бұрын
let’s take a moment to appreciate Kris making us smile everyday
@Simplybobross 2 жыл бұрын
Killua
@cooperwagner5913 2 жыл бұрын
Yes we shall
@DylanSiler 2 жыл бұрын
Fr(Killua 🥰)
@zurrosssss8587 2 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@aletheairvin7920 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s
@johnnyharvey7707 2 ай бұрын
Me when its 1 30 in the mourning: one more video! Me 7 hours later: one more video!
@SawyerGregory-tf6nz 2 ай бұрын
I just came out to my mom today in school and I’m nervous to come home so this helps me Calm down
@Be1_ca4 Жыл бұрын
when she says " i'm a terrible person" but she complements us every video
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Жыл бұрын
Thats called a dark empath
@Aleesee1625 10 ай бұрын
I read that as she said it haha
@katieanne5608 2 жыл бұрын
kris: "does anybody else scream in their sleep" me: "no but i cry in my sleep...a lot" 😀
@maahachinoy 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@saminraiyan9414 2 жыл бұрын
No
@kenny_x3_ 3 ай бұрын
The funniest part of this video to me was when you asked "Does anyone scream in their sleep" I'm in tears because of that like I'm just imagining it like “*Sleeping*... AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *Sleeping*” I'm in tears rn
@brianrussell463 9 ай бұрын
With 20 mil a year, your maid hires a maid to do the cleaning, you have three personals chefs and each kids has their own nanny, hell get a nanny for yourself too.
@sourspike5502 2 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is literally my entire personality 😂
@datgaydangernoodle1315 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@maahachinoy 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@cedarflower 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@maahachinoy 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@ladyyoko3180 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@bridgetllama8983 2 жыл бұрын
Kris proves that everyone’s humour is broken and no one minds. Love you, your videos they always make me laugh. 💚😹
@beatsavi9548 2 ай бұрын
Kris's videos are always the video I'm gonna watch when I'm eating LOL
@Olivialovesfelixskz Күн бұрын
*Laughs* FRIG I JUST LAUGHED ITS MIDNIGHT AND I FRICKING SCREAMED NOW IMMA GONNA GET THE BELT. *casually acts like I’m blowing my nose instead of accepting my fait* thanks Kris another awsome video
@louisward6881 2 жыл бұрын
"is it safe to swallow seamen?" Kmc: "I mean I do..." Fucking killed me. Hahaha
@arktykkwynd6861 2 жыл бұрын
And then the frantic denial
@amandaatwell7026 2 жыл бұрын
Kris be like: "You're looking good, yeah." Me: looking down at the PJs that I haven't changed out off yet...
@Soy_boy-by8ez 2 жыл бұрын
hey I'm in pjs too :D also fo people like.. change out of thier pjs in thier own home?? like.. doesn't everyone wear pjs at home anyway??
@imbored011 2 жыл бұрын
@Lola Dacey So am I
@phlyingchicken4768 2 жыл бұрын
So am i
@the_king_of_introverts3540 2 жыл бұрын
Well shit i am not in any- FBI OPEN UP!!!
@explodedheart 2 жыл бұрын
@@phlyingchicken4768 So am I
@UmGuesss3894 4 ай бұрын
Those tucked are for people like me! I need the weighted blankets and excessive tuck-ins to sleep soundly
@Olivia-ep1vb 8 ай бұрын
Im so glad your a youtuber, you remind me of a childhood i never enjoyed
@ruthannshepherd9054 2 жыл бұрын
Once we had overnight guests so my daughter slept in with me. Well I had JUST fallen into a deep sleep, when she sat bolt upright screamed "NINJAS" and laid back down. Needless to say, I had a heart attack and maybe died for a moment or two. While she slept on peacefully and I was wide awake with my eyes bugging out for the rest of the night.
@bluemushroomsoftheforest 2 жыл бұрын
What caused your child to summon a damn ninja at 3am?
@thetunedtank8048 2 жыл бұрын
Once I slept over at my friends house and in the middle of the night I heard meowing...her cat had died 4yrs prior...turned out is was the f*cking parrot XD
@randomlightstand 2 жыл бұрын
@@thetunedtank8048 oh my God
@lexamarie9507 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been known to yell random words or phrases (everything from donuts to damn it ***), scream and mumble a lot. I have also cried so hard or yelled so loud I’ve woken myself up. My family has gotten used to it at this point 😅
@amypowell9963 Жыл бұрын
One time I was at a sleepover and I had a friend who sleep talks, she had yelled really loud it woke every one up
@beingartful1686 2 жыл бұрын
"Hello everyone I am kallmekris and you can call me Kris" is iconic, never fails me in getting a smile on my face, makes my day!!!!
@maahachinoy 2 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@yourlocalartistttt 27 күн бұрын
10:05 I could not agree more. In fact, I'm home alone tonight and watched your videos while eating Spaghettio's for dinner. 🤣
@bigbug3143 2 ай бұрын
Fun fact, I also sometimes have plants that come off my sink, idk how tf they got there but apparently plants can grow on anything even metal pipes xD
@peyparoni Жыл бұрын
It's not fair I can't compliment Kris back in-person, she always makes me feel good about myself 😂
@rheem185 2 жыл бұрын
No one: Kris: "This is a famil- *swears* family friendly channel!"
@kitty_claws_x 2 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments to say that
@SwedishFix 3 ай бұрын
The Lush "soap" was actually a massage bar. That's also why half of it was melted.
@That.Pokemon.kid1 9 ай бұрын
5:25 I laughed so hard I choked on my food😂
@rachelbowes 2 жыл бұрын
I heard a theory that Dora is actually blind because she always asks where things are and never looks at anything and boots leads her everywhere 😅
@mrfrogkingg 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Best-vb2om 2 жыл бұрын
more dark humour: Why did Ginny get Harry Potter's scar? Because her and Harry were discovering the chamber of secrets :)
@Sandwich2. 11 ай бұрын
I love how Kris can just casually say “I’m a terrible person so let’s watch these”😂
@im_gay_forVeritasRatio 8 ай бұрын
I am literally watching this while I'm eating dinner. And I can't eat without a video either
@user-ll7mb9fc7w 4 ай бұрын
Love your vids keep up the great work❤❤
@kunjaltanna2006 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, you look like you're literally glowing. The shiny eyeliner, the lip gloss, even your skin, it's perfect ❤
@kjfirecracker8435 2 жыл бұрын
"anyone else scream in their sleep, no? Just me?" Absolutely killed me
@File4Code.x 2 жыл бұрын
One time my lil sister said in her sleep AND I QUOTE "My ToOtHbRuSh Is GaY" ..... I think she needs help 🌝
@idiot560 2 жыл бұрын
@@File4Code.x lololol wtf
@File4Code.x 2 жыл бұрын
@@idiot560 wtf indeed 🌝
@ottomanempire7684 2 жыл бұрын
one time i fell back asleep and still be able to notice i was sleep screaming screamed my brothers name still don't know why i screamed it in that state
@brandyfrasier9716 2 жыл бұрын
i scream in my sleep and sleepwalk...
@imbored2678 10 ай бұрын
The fact that I watch your videos when I eat is entertaining to me
@starlight5217 4 ай бұрын
Your compliments always make me smile🥹
@WayToVibe 2 жыл бұрын
That one about the stay-at-home husband: I'm a lady and all my life I have distrusted men to be able to hold down a job and provide so I always, always assumed that I'd be the provider. My mark of wealth would be making enough money to cherry-pick literally any man I want to marry and then keep him in good cognac while I ran my business empire. I'm 36 and don't even own a house yet so this is gonna take a while.
@finn_20 2 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: pick what you want to watch AS YOUR FOOD COOKS so you don’t have to lose the heat. Just pick, sit, eat, watch🙃
@devil.may.voiceact 2 жыл бұрын
WOW!!!!
@breemari7770 2 жыл бұрын
I use this trick on the daily it’s a miracle worker
@l.linkevych6145 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's a good one. Though the problem is while I pick the video, which cannot be done in a short time, my rice will be fried even though I set it to boil.
@Memimopo 9 ай бұрын
The frog was so flippin' cute!!
@maryolsen2339 8 ай бұрын
the phone got me rolling on the floor🤣😆😆
@yamaracruz1268 2 жыл бұрын
New drinking game, everyone drink 1/3 of a bottle every time Kris says she's abstinent. Also, Kris saying "fck the turtles..." gave me a laughing/coughing fit.
@joshua1670 Жыл бұрын
Kris: " this is a family friendly channel " also kris: " Fuck! "
@Followthecat893 Жыл бұрын
Sorry to be this guy but she said “Channel” not “Show”. Again, sorry.
@joshua1670 Жыл бұрын
@@Followthecat893 no you're fine, thanks for telling me!
@anthonypappagallo4696 Жыл бұрын
Lol so true
@jasonakolacz4464 Жыл бұрын
XD so true!
@yourlocalartistttt 27 күн бұрын
I pick my sunburn too... especially on vacation. And that second one got me cackling asf... 😭
@Olive-OIl8282 10 ай бұрын
That one with the plant in the drain reminded me that there is a plant growing in my old school's sink.
@anafilipa3912 2 жыл бұрын
The problem with paper straws is that they're not even recyclable, so it's just as bad as regular straws. I use reusable silicone ones instead 😃
@alyssabrown-carleton6173 2 жыл бұрын
And those aren't the major problem. It's big corporations and horrible recycling programs to begin with
@ItzBreezy9071 2 жыл бұрын
Save the turtles!! 🐢😂
@Flwrsfrus 2 жыл бұрын
@@ItzBreezy9071 *no.*
@brodygarner7434 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: I'm a terrible person. Me and all of my friends: Same.
@TheWidowStewart 7 ай бұрын
Scold all you want! The best pizza (on regular pizza sauce) is 1. Mushroom 2. Black olive 3. Onion 4. Tomato and 5. Pineapple. On bbq? 1. Chicken 2. Bacon 3. Onion and 4. Pineapple On ranch? 1. Ground beef 2. Tomato 3. Bacon 4. Onion and 5. Cheddar On Alfredo? 1. Spinach 2. Tomato 3. Chicken and 4. Mushroom
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