You're an Injured Sasquatch in Need of First Aid ASMR
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Күн бұрынHaving recently injured your Big Foot self, you show up at my backdoor looking for help. Or perhaps it's just another elaborate hoax to get some ASMR tingles & sleep from me. Or [insert your theory here].
00:00:00 Your Arrival
00:02:21 Welcome to the Basement
00:05:00 How You Procured Your Injuries
00:05:41 Getting to Know You
00:07:02 It's a Small World
00:08:20 Is This a Dream
00:10:34 The Truth About the Original Big Foot Footage
00:12:33 About Your Species
00:15:05 The First Aid Kit
00:19:25 Big Hands
00:20:38 Big Feet
00:22:15 Examining Your Left Hand & Arm
00:26:32 Examining Your Right Hand & Arm
00:35:13 Examining Your Face
00:35:28 Opening the First Aid Kit
00:38:10 First Aid Kit: Pouch 1 Contents
00:43:12 First Aid Kit: Pouch 2 Contents
00:48:06 First Aid Kit: Pouch 3 Contents
00:53:55 Putting on the Latex Gloves
00:56:30 Touching Your Hands with the Latex Gloves
00:57:39 Cleaning Your Left Hand with Alcohol Prep Pad
00:59:04 Cleaning Your Left Hand with Antiseptic Wipe
01:01:40 Applying Fabric Bandage to Your Left Hand
01:03:24 Cleaning Your Right Hand with Alcohol Prep Pad
01:04:30 Cleaning Your Right Hand with Antiseptic Wipe
01:06:06 Cleaning Your Left Foot with Antiseptic Wipe
01:07:28 Cleaning Your Right Foot with Antiseptic Wipe
01:08:16 Cleaning Your Face with Antiseptic Wipe
01:10:00 Applying Fabric Bandages to Your Face
01:11:44 Cloth Bandage Tape
01:13:41 Sterile Trauma Pad
01:15:40 Applying the Trauma Pad to Your Right Hand
01:18:43 Applying Fabric Bandages to Your Left Hand
01:21:48 All Fixed Up
01:22:21 Time to Sleep
01:25:40 The End (?)
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@EphemeralRift 23 күн бұрын
"Having recently injured your Big Foot self, you show up at my backdoor looking for help. Or perhaps it's just another elaborate hoax to get some ASMR tingles & sleep from me. Or [insert your theory here]." P.S. I don't know if I'll be able to surpass/replicate the level of humor and absurdity in this video in the future, so enjoy it while it lasts! ;)
@Average_Internet_DMC_420 23 күн бұрын
I love your content, looking forward to another peaceful nature walk
@stansethley3853 23 күн бұрын
Nobody: Me: Travels through a rift after having my body modified with Sasquatch parts just to get tingles from a new source
@Owns4ChaoticCats 23 күн бұрын
My theory: I dressed up as a Sasquatch to trick big foot believers into giving me free stuff
@slightly.psycho 23 күн бұрын
Nah, I think you'll have the absurdity charm forever, I hope. It comes with charisma!
@Caldenor328 22 күн бұрын
Many insane ideas exist to be explored, like a goop dispensary, or “return to monkey” training.
@justalittleturtle5600 23 күн бұрын
“Bigfoot! Is that really you!?” *the truest of immersion*
@mangofromthatOW2game 23 күн бұрын
I'm pretty immersed idk about you
@yeenato7566 22 күн бұрын
Absolute Cinema.
@alvivaarts3968 11 күн бұрын
I giggled
@adrianocerone5848 23 күн бұрын
This felt like old Rift, don’t get me wrong I absolutely love what he’s been doing recently (camping videos especially) but this just brings me back to Late Night ASMR, or when I came home from school to find the video where we are his new pet Mowgai posted.
@tigrex3622 23 күн бұрын
Literally,same vibes❤
@couldbeahuman8079 23 күн бұрын
totally agreed
@luvlost. 20 күн бұрын
now he says the n word
@DiplomattINC 18 күн бұрын
@@luvlost. Pewdiepie did the same thing. And like Rift, both apologized for it, stop being a weirdo freak.
@luvlost. 18 күн бұрын
@@DiplomattINC ok it wasnt cool when pewdiepie said it either i dont see the point
@averagejoe8358 23 күн бұрын
You missed the opportunity to combine this with your camping videos. Would have made for the ultimate crossover none of us deserve
@LuvSumASMR 23 күн бұрын
that would be dope! he can still make a prequel or something where it shows how the big foot got injured or something haha. I support this idea
@thatonerock5646 22 күн бұрын
@@LuvSumASMRsaving Bigfoot from a trap while camping asmr
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
Believe me, I thought about it! i have ideas/plans for outdoor RP's and such still to come..
@jm1695 21 күн бұрын
@@EphemeralRiftbecause I live in the country the birds in the outdoor videos suddenly make me aware of the birds around me which I naturally tune out and suddenly it's a cacophony.
@Red_Rocks 19 күн бұрын
My thought too!
@solidskullz5736 23 күн бұрын
Normally rift would be putting on the costume and taking the role of the mysterious creature, but it’s pretty interesting to see the audience os the creature this time. It’s a fun little subversion and a like it a lot
@shooterDisease 23 күн бұрын
Rift has done this kind of vid before with the ‘alien crashing in your backyard’ vid and it was the POV of the alien He probs didn’t have his alien mask yet lol
@solidskullz5736 23 күн бұрын
@@shooterDiseaseI never even knew he made a video like that. I’ll have to watch it later
@thomasfield8543 23 күн бұрын
Another one is the "what kind of scp are you" video. Same premise.
@galeparker1067 22 күн бұрын
Gold@@thomasfield8543
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
Subversion as in... "In a Violent Nature" perhaps? ;) (watched it for the first time after filming this) No but in all seriousness: this idea is kind of the next "evolutionary step" of the "what kind of [.....] are you?" idea, which i still have ideas for ! lol
@scrambo6182 23 күн бұрын
You hyped this up in a Community post, and it left me immensely curious as to what it could be. "You're an Injured Sasquatch in Need of First Aid ASMR" is quite possibly THE most Ephemeral Rift video title possible, I don't know why I ever entertained the thought of anything else. Plus, so far, it's fucking fantastic
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
Not splentastic though?? Dam. Oh well i'll try harder next time
@ianp5367 21 күн бұрын
@@EphemeralRift Can confirm this one is pretty splentastic!
@scrambo6182 20 күн бұрын
@@EphemeralRift Upon some reflection, and watching the whole video through a few times without falling asleep, it is certainly 'splentastic'. I might even go so far as to say 'splentacular'.
@Anonymous88desu 23 күн бұрын
Finally, some classic-style content. Though I deeply respect Uncle Rift’s right to make something else according to his own desire, videos of this kind are my favorite.
@tylerwoosley6029 23 күн бұрын
This video makes me feel like a injured Sasquatch in need of first aid
@stevebob5116 23 күн бұрын
You wont believe it
@BigMeatIncorporated 23 күн бұрын
10/10 IGN
@4Four_Studios 23 күн бұрын
That was the intention.
@Lolmando 23 күн бұрын
@@4Four_Studiosduh
@bontovy 22 күн бұрын
@@4Four_Studiosu must be fun at parties
@Mrs.Hernandez42 23 күн бұрын
As someone who lives in the PNW this is my biggest fear. I’m not trained in Sasquatch medical aid.
@laughingjack4502 23 күн бұрын
Me who watches the old vids on loop and didnt realize this is a new one Thank you for your special way of doing ASMR ER, its my favourite
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
thx for tuning in!
@ryan_yasin 23 күн бұрын
this is exactly what rift promised , classic , witty , OG rift😍
@ellamfw 23 күн бұрын
one must go through insanity to come back to the old fashioned asmr roleplays
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
apparently! lol
@SirMaksimRuban 22 күн бұрын
So true to so many ways
@Lordoftheskeletons 23 күн бұрын
I'm actually surprised that you haven't done this before.
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
I'm surprised I haven't too. But hey better late than never right ;)
@SleepyAlienASMR 23 күн бұрын
These are the types of videos i miss. The strangeness is the best
@Cursedcrap101 23 күн бұрын
I’ve barely begun watching this but I can already tell this is gonna be quite a journey to watch
@krackit3811 23 күн бұрын
trust me he is
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
i hope it was an enjoyable journey !
@krackit3811 22 күн бұрын
Truly
@Cursedcrap101 22 күн бұрын
@@EphemeralRift Indeed it was!
@blonded4471 22 күн бұрын
“bigfoot?! 😮 is that really you?!” video just started and i’m already giggling i’m so excited
@ellamfw 23 күн бұрын
love that u found ur way with the nature content but it’s been a hot minute since u posted a setup like this - and im really happy u did :) thank u
@noahhuguenin 23 күн бұрын
The acting skills are on point on this video!!! Dr. ER as well, but the Sasquatch's performance was brilliant
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
Yeah I hired the best acting Sasquatch available in my area
@noahhuguenin 22 күн бұрын
@@EphemeralRift Fantastic find! Since this guy's mom stopped acting, the Sasquatch acting guild hadn't quite lived up to its standards
@13az98 23 күн бұрын
I’ll always support whatever you experiment with next, THIS is the kinda ER rp I used to tune in for.
@Swaginatorr44 23 күн бұрын
One letter can really change the term 'ER RP'
@arattux 22 күн бұрын
Just started today my military service here in Finland and your videos are going to be a huge help before going to sleep!❤️
@ZeedgeASMR 23 күн бұрын
I absolutely love this! Also don’t sell yourself short, I know you can match the comedy/absurdity of this video whenever you feel like it. I’ve already watched it once, gonna watch it again tonight for sure
@formeitisthemcchicken 23 күн бұрын
Being an injured Sasquatch in need of first aid is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
@deshi.basara 23 күн бұрын
I was expecting this guy to appear once again. I'm kinda satisfied
@MrPlunger777 23 күн бұрын
Oh no, Not you again
@lindseydejesus1877 23 күн бұрын
oh hey man haven't seen you in a while how you been
@Elpatoboy 23 күн бұрын
Stfu double/triple cheeseburger is best
@imafirinmalasor3369 23 күн бұрын
@@apex9177a burger has to have actual BURGER in it for it to be a BURGER, you absolute moron. Lmao
@programmersofia 23 күн бұрын
im actually a sasquatch irl and I enjoyed this video.
@magwii1381 23 күн бұрын
21:47 there was a cut where rift needed to find a size comparison for the satsquach toe, so I think he paused the footage and looked down at is own feet to compare the sizes 😭🤣
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
ha!
@AASMOKEY 23 күн бұрын
I LOVE YHESE TYPE OF ER VIDEOS AND THE ONES WHERE HE TALKS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS BECAUSE ITS LIKE THE SILLY DREAMS WE HAVE FROM TIME TO TIME AND YET IT FEELS SO COMFORTING AND RELAXING
@nomuom2086 21 күн бұрын
Your walking around town and talking about the town have become my new favorite type of video to just relax with. Its like a mini guided tour, but relaxing, and on a couch.
@EphemeralRift 21 күн бұрын
glad you enjoy! yeah i'm not tyring to be a tour guide hehe but just a random stranger strolling through! i do have more to do just gotta find the time/energy/inspiration sometimes
@SirMaksimRuban 22 күн бұрын
I am amazed. Really, I can not understand, how it even possible to fill so much creativity in only one person.
@ClovisPictures 20 күн бұрын
This is easily one of my favorite videos of yours hands down. Love it.
@MrPlunger777 23 күн бұрын
Sneaky Sasquatch! [EDIT]: 1:23 Anyone see that bug or whatever crawling on the wall back there?
@MacaqueStinx 23 күн бұрын
Probably a moth or a beetle, or another typical light attracted night dwelling insect
@MrPlunger777 23 күн бұрын
@@MacaqueStinx Yeah, I expect some beetle. Or by the size, I’m gonna guess it could be a fly
@Kriegsmen-7803 23 күн бұрын
Yeah didn’t notice it first but I found it
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
Spy from Arkham Sanitarium.
@LuvSumASMR 23 күн бұрын
i love the energy in this video, thank you Uncle E!
@TheLoneRoadie85 23 күн бұрын
So all those outdoor videos was a ruse to find Bigfoot.
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
lol apparently ! a subconscious Jungian unconscious ruse i wasn't even aware of myself
@Revolupine 23 күн бұрын
Really needed something both humorous and relaxing right now.
@chanman2746 22 күн бұрын
YES! The roleplays are back baby!
@pauldrieux 23 күн бұрын
wake up babe a new ER roleplay just dropped, time to go right back to sleep
@sheilabecker6331 23 күн бұрын
You’re videos never cease to amaze me. Thank you for all the hard work and dedication. The videos truly are amazing.
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
heheh appreciate it. All my best!
@roykong7024 16 күн бұрын
You're always so creative coming up with this stuff!
@TheLilStanka 21 күн бұрын
Love bros channel, so chill and I’ve been watching for years, always calming with a mix of intriguing content and creativity, something about this asmr is addicting
@MasterCoulASMR 23 күн бұрын
Idk but I got so hyped for this lol Got that classic ER vibe to it
@Kachizou 18 күн бұрын
been using this one to sleep for the last 4 days, amazing vid
@stuffythings2477 22 күн бұрын
I'm really happy to see you making the videos YOU want to be making be it inside or outside. As long as you keep putting out good stuff, if you're happy we're happy!
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
appreciate it. all i can do is be me ;)
@MEGAF4IL 23 күн бұрын
Another top-tier video, Rift! Great job! This is gonna be another nightly video for me
@Highzen. 23 күн бұрын
Love the videos always! Keep em coming
@kharitus4038 23 күн бұрын
Love your outdoor content too, Paul, keep it up! And thanks as always
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
appreciate it! it's gonna be a mix of outdoor/indoor ... just when the mood strikes & what i have the energy for, ideas, etc..
@SrSKaTiZSrS 19 күн бұрын
Long time viewer, your creativity never ceases to amaze
@pingpong2309 21 күн бұрын
With how much effort you’ve put into this video and how proud you are of it, I’m conflicted to fall asleep to this 😭
@EphemeralRift 21 күн бұрын
hahaha you're sleep is more important !
@sotoramirezdiegoallan6872 22 күн бұрын
I honestly think that the most creative and well detailed asmr videos are from this channel
@Iamthegreatestduck 22 күн бұрын
This is one of the most creative intros to an ASMR video ive ever seen. Wonderful job ER!
@EphemeralRift 21 күн бұрын
heheh i dunno about that but i appreciate the comment! i had other ideas but kinda ended up with this and hopefully it worked out
@ralfy1998 16 күн бұрын
Uncle ER at his very damn best. What a joy to experience your talent and commitment
@kingjeremythewicked5953 23 күн бұрын
Guess who's back~🎶 Back again~🎶 Rift Is back~🎶 Tell a friend~🎶
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
lol
@Schnifty23 23 күн бұрын
this is amazing, as expected.
@emilerhard4189 23 күн бұрын
Great idea again
@SHARKBOII-hh7qp 23 күн бұрын
great vid love your content keep making great vids
@chillmoonblade1672 23 күн бұрын
Thanks rift the video was so good I woke up with time whiplash thinking it was AM when it was PM
@TC-xx1hb 23 күн бұрын
This is amazing
@tigrex3622 23 күн бұрын
I definetely didnt expect this but its a splendid idea❤keep it up Uncle E. love your videos a ton
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
appreciate it
@yosher 23 күн бұрын
Been on vacation for a couple days now, and let me tell you, a new video hyped up by ER himself is exactly what I needed. Glad you’ve been enjoying yourself Uncle E!
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
likewise i hope!
@Lucianato2 23 күн бұрын
Ha! This is quite funny and whimsical! While off the beaten path, though, I can imagine all of your recent wildlife videos have inspired this spectacle of sight and sound! Kudos on such a comedic and inspirational ASMR video! 🤘⛑🦍🤘
@theholyaxolotol898 23 күн бұрын
I love your asmr videos, you're always so creative and entertaining. Also, right now it's pretty late in my timezone so i will probably fall asleep to this lol
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
i try ! hope you had a good slep
@6PinkRabbits 9 күн бұрын
one of your best ones
@masonschwinborn8431 23 күн бұрын
Love your content man!
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
appreciate it!
@masonschwinborn8431 22 күн бұрын
@@EphemeralRift you’re welcome! Keep up the good work!
@hiraokakatsumi 23 күн бұрын
Oooooooooh yeah, you weren't joking E! This is pure gold!!
@Jpthemanz 22 күн бұрын
Finally! An ASMR video I can relate to!
@themizfittoy4752 19 күн бұрын
Yesss another RP vid!!!
@cyb3r_fa1ry 22 күн бұрын
i love u uncle e ! another great video :)
@MageScience 13 күн бұрын
rarely have i ever seen any asmr videos if any that actually have a first person perspective, so thats really cool
@Lord_Drago 22 күн бұрын
Rift you dont know how much i needed this to cheer me up and i saw this in my feed and it felt directed to me becuase my family always calls me bigfoot and unique contect like this always cheers me up. Thanks uncle E
@thegrease13 21 күн бұрын
The world needed this
@hibikiholmes2867 22 күн бұрын
Thanks for helping a 'squatch, man. We need more people like you.
@EpicJim 19 күн бұрын
As you were talking about the dreams, how they feel realistic, and a common theme of being chased, it hit me in a wild way. I didn't know other people had extreme dreams like this, and I don't really think people believe me when I say how real it feels either. It's real interesting. I also find it bizarre how people don't even have dreams at all. Some people don't even know what a dream is like while others feel like they don't know whats real or not when in a dream.
@The_king9087 22 күн бұрын
ER this was awesome man!!
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
heheh glad you like!
@SassyBSasquatch 23 күн бұрын
So you mean to tell me that all I needed go to was knock on the rear entrance. And I finally coulda gotten some medical attention. Unbelievable
@charlene4419 17 күн бұрын
I love that you put care and effort und lovely weirdness into these videos. ♥
@lucasares1228 19 күн бұрын
Love it uncle Eph! Keep it up❤
@JackKess 23 күн бұрын
Relaxing 😌
@Bryan_705 12 күн бұрын
Omg Uncle E, this one was so great, such a creative and fun concept, the bit where Bigfoot just rubbed his hands all over your face and in your eyes and you were very uncomfortable was actually hilarious, made me laugh out loud
@EphemeralRift 12 күн бұрын
i don't even know where that idea came from myself lol
@a-dezzz 23 күн бұрын
Honestly not what I was expecting but I'll take it
@smbz-gcommunityhub 23 күн бұрын
Perfect timing. I was just about to take a nap.
@styx1362 23 күн бұрын
You guys sleep? I'm here for the lore🤣
@averagejoe8358 23 күн бұрын
@@styx1362 That's the thing haha, I can't have anything too interesting while going to sleep otherwise I'll just go from -_- to 👀
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
@styx1362 is my hero
@styx1362 22 күн бұрын
@EphemeralRift I'm french, your chanel is fun to look, it's relaxing and it helped me learn more English vocabulary. Your videos are really immersive
@Shelby-h5w 23 күн бұрын
Im surprised that rift face was filled with joy when he saw big foot love the roleplay 🏁
@Red_Rocks 19 күн бұрын
Glad you’re doing roleplays again! Hope you combine them with camping!
@CementMixEater 22 күн бұрын
Omg this is so relatable 😭 Happened to me last month
@WevvMang 23 күн бұрын
Title alone gets the win!
@Kayden.Bergeron0622 22 күн бұрын
The acting at the start is absolutely phenomenal.
@ebgamer29 19 күн бұрын
The pov with the hands was surprisingly tingly. The finger breaking definitely took me by surprise lol
@awesomegaming8617 19 күн бұрын
The Squatchson family will be grateful for your generosity! 😊
@MacaqueStinx 23 күн бұрын
I love it, classic ER vibes with this one. The hyper extension of the digits and arm itself made me chuckle. It would've been even funnier if you put something inside of them that sounded like bones breaking when you bent the arms and fingers at odd angles The big foot part probably set off a few foot fetishists in the crowd.
@acidmizer 22 күн бұрын
this is EXACTLY what i’ve needed!
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
See, I knew it!
@DarkWallay 21 күн бұрын
Cinematic, breathtaking, expansive, incredible, an emotional roller coaster. You've really outdone yourself, Uncle E.
@EphemeralRift 20 күн бұрын
lol i think you went a little too far but i appreciate the sentiment ;)
@DarkWallay 20 күн бұрын
@@EphemeralRift Joemama
@Angellady11 20 күн бұрын
This new video is addictive and interesting I can’t stop watching
@AnjaKestrel 23 күн бұрын
Huh you... actually just uploaded a nice video. I am happy to see that.
@NotBaph 22 күн бұрын
This is the content I subbed for
@EphemeralRift 21 күн бұрын
this is why i started this channel methinks lol
@floundrrpoundrr2456 4 күн бұрын
Dude, I'm trying to sleep, but that hand bit had me dying 😂
@JoshLilDude 23 күн бұрын
love to see a classic-like Rift video
@scorpionking4711 22 күн бұрын
Love your videos. Especially that classic ephemeral rift asmr content.
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
appreciate it!
@richyrodriguezberezov2052 23 күн бұрын
I'm proud of saying he will always be my all time favourite Asmrist
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
you're too kind! ;)
@yasifaizi4316 23 күн бұрын
I busted thanks for the amazing video ER
@everythingmetal9400 23 күн бұрын
This man will never run out of ideas.
@Jiko_bo 22 күн бұрын
This truly is "the single greatest piece of comedy, ASMR, art, entertainment, etc., in the history of this channel."
@EphemeralRift 22 күн бұрын
heheheh
@user-vb6ze7gc1x 21 күн бұрын
For me that’s one of the best uncle e videos
@JustaYoutubeviewer78 23 күн бұрын
Best asmr out there 😂
@jupi_jupi 23 күн бұрын
Thank you Mr. Henderson
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