32:28 -- McDonald's had it coming. The coffee was served at 190F/88C degrees with over *700* complaints filed. The woman had to get multiple skin grafts for thigh, groin, and buttocks areas where she suffered 3rd degree burns. She spent 8 days in the hospital and underwent a full year of therapy to recover from the burns. She asked McDonald's to cover a mere $15k in extended medical costs, and McDonald's told her to get F'd by offering her $800. So that's when a lawyer got in touch with her and attempted to settle out of court for $90,000. McDonald's still refused. So it went to jury and ultimately settled for about $600,000.

Bald man has been stunlocked on the small grocery store thing for 4 episodes now

It is an honor and a privilege to be alive during the beyond burger saga.

The NL vs Dave rant was soo funny. "I have a freezer but why should I have to use it because of your incompetence" is a line I must use once.

This is it, guys. This is what all the grocery store anecdotes were building towards: Grocery store power fantasies. Now I wanna see an Ocean's 11-style heist where NL rigs an elaborate, multi-stage plan to steal vanilla beans from the grocery store. Call it Egg's 11.

The save on foods owner bit was an all time legendary one. I actually cackled when he said "in other news..." That belongs in the end of the year compilations imo.

I love that we're all just watching this joker arc over burger buns through multiple uploads

The grocery store power fantasies were out of this world man.

I like how at this point NL has 100% mentioned this is way more times then Malf ever has

"No I don't steal from grocery stores, but I am psychotic" never change NL

Man, NL is really getting his mileage out of "This Is 40"

i dont even watch the game anymore, I'm just here for the banter. More jokes than frames.

i could listen to NL talk for the rest of my life

Why is no one talking about his genius plan to buy vanilla beans

There is food that you eat on New Years it’s collard greens, black eyed peas, corn bread, and pork. But to be fair is more of a southern tradition

NLs plausible deniability strat is why I've scanned avocados as bananas instead of onions for years, they're right next to each other on the touch screen

he's finally releasing all his bottled up grocery store fantasies what a beautiful episode

"He must not own a freezer jane" I almost woke up my house laughing

Nl's undying love for Jackass makes my heart sing

If you aren't eating stuffed mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, maybe cream puffs at new years, that's on you

confirmed NL knows nothing about the American South, where we have no fewer than a half dozen new years' foods

Chapped lips could be due to the alcohol in your shaving cream. I stopped having chapped lips as frequently when I switched to a cream based shaving cream. +1 Truefitt and Hill Sandalwood. Non-alcohol based is better for your skin as well. Smoothskin.

calling miyazaki’s unquenchable urge to create poisonous swamps in his games “a dark passenger inside of his psyche” is the best NL-ism I’ve heard to date

Man rants about his power fantasy with food and grocery corporations for half an hour. It is the funniest shit ever.

Egg man learns the whip

For the last couple of episodes, the banter has been top tier

This is one of my favorite games to watch lately

That was a good build.

The brain thing, I've never heard anyone else describe it but I 100% feel that, when I come up with a top tier joke I can literally feel it

Get this egg to one million subs!

I think the freezer rant and the understaffed rant are my new favorite ones man really said why don’t I just get the whole damn cow and put it in the freezers in my bungalow

"are you crazy? *unhinged laughter*" - NL

The newscaster freezer line was great, hit me like a proverbial truck

Love that pronunciation of "Quesnel".

that title is really good. Got a good chuckle out of it!

Vampire Survivors and Grocery Stories - my favourite kind of lunch break :D

14:32 For Remembrance Day and Anzac Day in Australia we eat Anzac biscuits, also eat them throughout the year tbh. They can be done like a soft cookie or a hard biscuit to have dip in coffee.

I felt immediately included when you said "this one goes out to all the dads". You're a beautiful man.

I'm glad Northernlion makes over $500,000 a year doing what he loves.

My family always makes Reuben sandwiches for new years Eve, not sure who started it but it's our family tradition

The hot tub/cool tub idea is exactly what I need in my life

“You can’t have a shit grocery story that’s expensive” Wegman’s: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

the rants about groceries give me LIFE

"Big like EA Sports" is actually hilarious, im expecting to hear that bar on an album somewhere soon

Where did "-2" and "+2"come from? Lol it kills me

You should wait til 10 minutes to grab chests as you cant get weapon upgrades before then. Love the content man keep up the good work

The king of mundane anecdotes has logged on

American New Year has Sauerkraut associated with it. It is traditional to eat Pork and Sauerkraut on New Years Day. It's said to grant you good luck in the New Year.

New Year's has a meal. Its Boiled Cabbage, Black-eyed peas, and cornbread. At least my mom always told me that it was some special lucky New Year's meal.

Regarding New Years food culture, there are several southern new years traditions, Black-Eyed Peas=wealth, Collard greens=wealth, Cornbread=good luck, Cabbage=good luck, pork=moving forward, not looking back. Makes for a good plate.

santa water girl just meant to be a tank character... this is for people who make it to 29:30. now the OTHER guy...he's for the people who are already getting to 30:04 or have used the clock lancet to freeze the reaper and survive to 30:07. he's for the people who love the unholy vespers.

WHEN I SAW THIS THE POG STARTED FALLING FROM THE SKY, I HELD MY HANDS TO CATCH AS MUCH OF THE POG RAIN AS POSSIBLE, AND THANK THE LORD ABOVE FOR THIS KIND GESTURE

Where I am in the south, we eat collard greens and blackeyed peas for new years. Supposed to represent health and wealth or something.

About the self checkout, here in the Netherlands you just scan all your stuff, no scale involved. Then some people will just be selected for a random check (happens maybe 1/10 times) and a store employee scans 2-3 articles to randomly check if everything was scanned. Takes 10 seconds, super easy.

Grocery store power fantasies... perpetual golden era

as an ex-grocery store employee, i feel all of this so much

The more time goes by, the more NL turns into Local Man from Onion articles!

garlic builds are OP, u can cosplay the eraser from MS Paint

This is the peak of the grocery store and burger buns arc.

In the American South it's good luck to eat black-eyed peas on New Year's Day

About the chapped lips, it's oils in the beard man

The garlic underrater has logged on

The burger bun arc is better than most TV show narratives. Many people are saying this.

I'm just here for the continuation of the burger bun conspiracies.

New years day is blackeyed peas and rice and collard greens in the southern us

Next time you’re in Washington, in seattle they have a members only Russian Bathhouse my ex used to go to. You can go from sauna/hot tub/steam room into a ice bath as well as massages and full spa options. Hell you can even have alcohol if that’s your thing.

I was on the floor by the dark passenger comment 😂😂

@Northernlion , I bet someone has already mentioned this but on the thing about cold baths , look up Turkish baths. They're really cold cold , unlike a pool.

I am constantly typing in "vanilla" and it comes out "potatoes". Just watch: potatoes

I never hated the swamp in DS3 and I am excited for the one in Elden Ring

black eyed peas is a common new years day meal

Tom Green was doing Jackass before Jackass was doing Jackass.

Out of sauna into cold water is super nice. The sauna opens up your pours and you sweat out dirt and the cold water shocks them closed before they get all the gunk back in them. Also great for reducing mosquito bite swelling after a week canoeing the boundary waters

@24:00 to @28:00 is a full written and directed episode of Curb your Enthusiasm.

Find your niche, I an a super auto pets fan because I am also a believer. Just find your groove, you will get it. That follows you throughout your career!

I wonder when NL discovers that the last character is unlocked by defeating death (and doing runs for it). By using time signet and laurel to have a fighting chance.

evolved santa water is gonna be sick

I think ryan needs more asparagus in his diet

I got a smile on my face just thinking about you taking down for profit corporations too. Inspiring chaos right there!

You're actually missing 2 characters.

Valid point Anzac day we eat cookies even though its like remembrance day

In new Zealand on ANZAC day (somber holiday for WWI) we eat ANZAC cookies which are similar to the ration cookies they ate while at war so somber holidays definitely deserve a food

I too stop talking when angry and I'm glad I'm not alone

I hate those anti-theft systems at grocery stores. They make you weigh each item for a solid 10 seconds before scanning the next item.

Slapstick might be the only comedy that doesn't age poorly.

use lightning girl with candelabra to receive biggest possible size of garlic/axe/lightning aoe effects.

How do you kill the end boss in this game, and what happens afterwards?

Am I the only one more excited by this perfect build than grocery BS ?

It’s honestly incredible to think about how much popularity NL has garnered for these super obscure platforms and games, vampire survivors, sap, sporcle, like the amount of revenue they could attribute to this one man is probably astronomical, and damn do we love it

Appreciated

about the chapped lips thing..with beard you retain more heat in your face and micro-sweating more, keeping your lips moist

Is it possible to beat that grim reaper at the end?

new years food is just anything thats healthy and you eat it for like 2 weeks into the new year then go back to normal

Not gonna lie, I'll be a part of any holiday that has spam as a member.

NTA, your freezer your rules

Am I the only one who's heard of pork and sour kraut on new years?

WOOOOOOOO

I had that happen to me at the supermarket. Got accused of stealing and was kept there by security and the store manager. I didnt´t steal anything tho, so I made the store manager promise he would buy the security guard glasses before proving my innocence.

nice Sheryl Crow reference

Nl is going to hit the milion this year