You're Old If You Sound Like This. Ross Bennett - Full Special

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

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You're old if you sound like this! Ross Bennett is here to break down the joys of being old and all the weird noises you make once you become old. This Dry Bar Comedy special from Ross Bennett is full of hilarious stories from growing up in New York to stories about his military father and it. is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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@frankkos6476
@frankkos6476 3 жыл бұрын
20 year warranty...this going to be my death bed. My favorite joke.
@karentucker2161
@karentucker2161 3 жыл бұрын
That was a good one
@szqsk8
@szqsk8 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 62 and I'm looking for a new bed, this gave me something to think about.
@JJStetson
@JJStetson 3 жыл бұрын
@@szqsk8 Pillow top!
@szqsk8
@szqsk8 3 жыл бұрын
😝😝
@rcastle8993
@rcastle8993 2 жыл бұрын
@@JJStetson just bagged 60! Im gna go for the pillow top since he put it that way! 😱 gets that sums it up..lol!😂😂😂😂
@marys1534
@marys1534 3 жыл бұрын
The hair..the handkerchief..the expressions..he doesn't just tell funny jokes, he is hilarious all around!!
@nathanielblood8393
@nathanielblood8393 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget glasses
@craigbohannon280
@craigbohannon280 2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like roundabout way of just saying he's funny looking 😂
@lindatyrrell5976
@lindatyrrell5976 2 жыл бұрын
++
@butlersusan
@butlersusan 2 жыл бұрын
He's got me 🤣
@ebnphlo
@ebnphlo Жыл бұрын
And facial expressions are as important as the jokes.
@CommentingTheTruth
@CommentingTheTruth 2 жыл бұрын
His delivery is unbelievable! What a talent!
@mayneubauer8008
@mayneubauer8008 8 ай бұрын
AT 92 YRS. for me, he hit my funny bone . Good material!
@lindaj171
@lindaj171 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't planning on watching a 40 minute comedy routine this morning but I stumbled upon this and couldn't stop laughing . . . 😅😂🤣
@meeofcourse4152
@meeofcourse4152 Жыл бұрын
Agree
@tinabaglien258
@tinabaglien258 Жыл бұрын
Me too 😂Worth not doing my taxes to laugh’s
@Eskimo1973
@Eskimo1973 Жыл бұрын
Same here, at 4AM!
@mariaeussen1265
@mariaeussen1265 11 ай бұрын
It is great!!!!!
@saphira087
@saphira087 10 ай бұрын
Exactly! Got to love autoplay! Sometimes you get gold like this!
@lots3799
@lots3799 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 65. I'm definitely there. I made noise when I laid down on the couch to watch this on my phone.
@softlightlaboratory
@softlightlaboratory 3 жыл бұрын
That cool man can't wait I'm 24
@scruffy6151
@scruffy6151 3 жыл бұрын
@@softlightlaboratory i am 64 it will happen faster than you think lol.
@lots3799
@lots3799 3 жыл бұрын
@@softlightlaboratory My Harley is older than you!! Enjoy your youth while you can!!
@gr8guitarplayer
@gr8guitarplayer 3 жыл бұрын
Ever pull a muscle while SLEEPING? You wake up with some new, strange, where-the-hell-did-this-come-from pain, from SLEEPING! Yeah, gettin old is fun.
@scruffy6151
@scruffy6151 3 жыл бұрын
@@gr8guitarplayer more than once lol.
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 3 жыл бұрын
I clicked because he looked funny. i stayed because he WAS funny!!
@dawnlapka2433
@dawnlapka2433 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@danpeechatka7460
@danpeechatka7460 3 жыл бұрын
Guilty...😂
@roxyann22
@roxyann22 3 жыл бұрын
Da wn Later. Ppka
@karentucker2161
@karentucker2161 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't sure at first (just by looking at the picture) if it was a he or she until I looked at the name.
@ericdavis2928
@ericdavis2928 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@mattnobrega6621
@mattnobrega6621 Жыл бұрын
He must be a real hoot during family gatherings or holidays 🤣
@no_handle_required
@no_handle_required Жыл бұрын
this dude is 100% funny
@godbluffvdgg
@godbluffvdgg Жыл бұрын
You must have carried the zeros...He's barely ONE PERCENT funny.
@williamhofmans3763
@williamhofmans3763 Жыл бұрын
@@godbluffvdgg you're so funny!
@M1N1Girl007
@M1N1Girl007 5 ай бұрын
​@@godbluffvdgg3 million views say otherwise
@godbluffvdgg
@godbluffvdgg 5 ай бұрын
@@M1N1Girl007 It's not hard to find that many idiots in this world... That doesn't make him funny, it makes THEM stupid.
@MATRIX1212able
@MATRIX1212able 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 55 and I made a noise sitting up in the chair to leave this comment! Great show Ross the hardest I've laughed in a long time!! Now let me go throw away my chapstick!! LOL
@scruffy6151
@scruffy6151 3 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@lisathompson7335
@lisathompson7335 3 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@BambiKushtheSmutPeddler
@BambiKushtheSmutPeddler 3 жыл бұрын
I can literally hear that noise in my mind and I love it
@rmarsden8485
@rmarsden8485 3 жыл бұрын
...in this case with the Chapstick there is only one WRONG one but why risk it???!!!
@YukiTheOkami
@YukiTheOkami 3 жыл бұрын
i am 26 and i doo that when i sat to long at the desk and i am stiff everywhere
@mkm6458
@mkm6458 3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy 💕. "I'm from a small town on the outskirts of a Walmart."
@plutoplatters
@plutoplatters 3 жыл бұрын
ha.....lolllllllllllll it's called a VAN !!
@billmers3219
@billmers3219 3 жыл бұрын
This guy lives about 45 minutes away from me. I personally don't know him however, I like to ride down to Hornell to a place called The Country Kitchen, awesome restaurant! Hornell is a very beautiful area in New York state
@mkm6458
@mkm6458 3 жыл бұрын
@@billmers3219 I'm in the Adirondacks, that restaurant sounds good that you mentioned.
@billmers3219
@billmers3219 3 жыл бұрын
@@mkm6458 awesome! Love the Adirondacks, go up there every year on MC. Love the Swiss kitchen in Tupper Lake. Even got to know some of the people👍. would love to move to the Adirondacks. I'm a Bigfoot believer , lots of Bigfoots up there😉. What area ya from?
@mkm6458
@mkm6458 3 жыл бұрын
@@billmers3219 Lake Placid. Small village. I'm from California, Cold is a new experience. ❄️
@benh6452
@benh6452 3 жыл бұрын
His voice.. His face.. The whole comic package
@fredcline8228
@fredcline8228 3 жыл бұрын
I wish this guy had his own sitcom.
@michaelcapps4758
@michaelcapps4758 3 жыл бұрын
I’m 24, and relate 100% hearing this I’m realizing I was raised on values of an old generation. I like that
@justasoulsbronamedyams4799
@justasoulsbronamedyams4799 3 жыл бұрын
No u dont
@michellesmith2420
@michellesmith2420 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Capps Good for you ❤️🇺🇸
@michellesmith2420
@michellesmith2420 3 жыл бұрын
just a souls bro named yams You don't appreciate your ancestors
@robsmith5526
@robsmith5526 3 жыл бұрын
Its a small club we are in as far as I know. Pretty cool to see someone else express this.
@plutoplatters
@plutoplatters 3 жыл бұрын
don't worry ...in about 8 seconds you'll be making noises too. ... seems impossible to imagine now.... i know
@collectagirl8238
@collectagirl8238 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I was so depressed and agonized by chronic pain..and he cheered me up.. THANK U
@aleahaleaha2593
@aleahaleaha2593 3 жыл бұрын
Collecta Girl I hope you’re feeling better. Sorry you’re hurting.
@sharonspencer2312
@sharonspencer2312 2 жыл бұрын
U might try going off 4 nightshade vegetables 4 21days: potatoes, eggplant, tomatoes, & chilies & peppers! This sounds outlandish, but on 21st day I woke up pain free, ate potatoes the next day & woke up in pain again! They inflame arthritis!
@ds3333
@ds3333 2 жыл бұрын
@@sharonspencer2312 and go off of soda too. Regular and diet.
@graceperiod5352
@graceperiod5352 2 жыл бұрын
Laughter doing good like medicine. (No vaccine) lol
@jennawildah6514
@jennawildah6514 Жыл бұрын
Same. (💪 surgery). Tears of laughter through PT...terrific change of pace🙆‍♀️. Hope you are happy & healthy now😊
@bopeep5662
@bopeep5662 3 жыл бұрын
How did I never see or hear of Ross Bennett before now. He is hysterical.
@darinbauman7762
@darinbauman7762 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud in my living room all by myself! He is hilarious!
@geraldsmith7240
@geraldsmith7240 Жыл бұрын
Me To… Brilliant Guy‼️
@Ainaes-Feline
@Ainaes-Feline Ай бұрын
Uhmmm, it’s what I do all the time…just laughing by myself..my cats just don’t share my sense of humour.
@enochgoodfellow8972
@enochgoodfellow8972 3 жыл бұрын
34:13 That groan of disappointment when the audience thinks it's over has to make him feel good
@pthelynese
@pthelynese 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is underrated! The wrestling gospel bit was awesome
@maxi-me
@maxi-me 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he's never actually been rated but should be high when it happens
@helixfalks
@helixfalks 3 жыл бұрын
it was the flying saucer that had me rolling XD
@themoviedealers
@themoviedealers 3 жыл бұрын
Quality bit.
@5orgen51
@5orgen51 2 жыл бұрын
That was the big joke he did too early lol
@brigittebitta8853
@brigittebitta8853 2 жыл бұрын
It was insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tonywood6163
@tonywood6163 2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen Ross before but I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Fantastic
@F8Tributo
@F8Tributo 7 ай бұрын
Most original material I've heard in several decades! Hilarious!
@JustOneAsbesto
@JustOneAsbesto 3 жыл бұрын
The audience's reaction when he lets them know he's closing up says a LOT.
@AltusArbor
@AltusArbor 3 жыл бұрын
I watch a lot of comedy, and I've never heard the audience be audibly disappointed that it was coming to an end soon. This guy is funny.
@JustOneAsbesto
@JustOneAsbesto 3 жыл бұрын
@@AltusArbor Yeah, I've been watching comedy for about 30 years... I've never seen an audience respond like that. He did a special thing.
@TruckTaxiMoveIt
@TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 жыл бұрын
If children were there they would cry
@queencarter3048
@queencarter3048 3 жыл бұрын
Omg i cant believe this man is not more known. Absolutely hysterical! Laughed during the entire set!
@PicoAndSepulveda
@PicoAndSepulveda Жыл бұрын
Absolutely my thought. He's the best.
@glasshalffull4061
@glasshalffull4061 3 жыл бұрын
"When you're done with the Chapstick...." I'm DEAD!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@unleashed4690
@unleashed4690 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I find him funny because I'm starting to relate to his material, or because he has such a great delivery, but I'd really like to see him do more. Very enjoyable.
@sister1828
@sister1828 Жыл бұрын
Above all,clean and totally Hilarious 😄 You Sir Shine! You are The ⭐ star . I can relate and clean with no vulgar or Lower class that think swearing is cute, it's awful And you do not take God's Name in vain so I can laugh right through! You could have your own Comedy place! you sir have no competition! Will keep watching you!
@KathyHussey063
@KathyHussey063 11 ай бұрын
He was very very funny for me too, I'm 62 & I was cracking up the whole show. His timing is the thing that's 'chef's kiss' perfect. He puts the right pauses in at exactly the right moment, allows the short few seconds for a joke to register or he pauses right before 1 of his funny observations. and This is the thing so many comedians never get right, it doesn't come natural to them. So much can be said, inferred or suggested by using well placed pauses that are.just long enough to be effective.
@bryantronan4480
@bryantronan4480 3 жыл бұрын
That first grunt is his stamina depleting, the sigh is it refilling
@sutownsend-kasmiskie3091
@sutownsend-kasmiskie3091 3 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions are the best!!😜😜😜
@annasmith1875
@annasmith1875 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely great...I'm 72 and granddaughter 21..we both relate to him and I say when we can't talk or laugh anymore in life then we are brain dead! We all need to be able to laugh..gives us good wrinkles as we age!!! Enough sadness in this world...need more people like him to brighten the day!
@filipesaz
@filipesaz 2 жыл бұрын
How is this guy not a Hollywood star or something?! This is next-level stand-up. I can definitely picture him as the star of some well-known, academy awarded, movie.
@evidentlydubai327
@evidentlydubai327 3 жыл бұрын
This Guy is something special. He is worth every second listening to him. ♡
@gr8guitarplayer
@gr8guitarplayer 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched several of these Dry Bar comedians (it's nice to see comedy that's 'clean' for a change, isn't it? Proves you don't have to talk all night about vulgar sex to get laughs...), and they've all been good, but this guy was great!
@TruckTaxiMoveIt
@TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@karentucker2161
@karentucker2161 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely. Vulgar is such a turn off to me.
@chaoticcruelty3998
@chaoticcruelty3998 3 жыл бұрын
I like that fact that most of these guys leave race out of their jokes as well.
@formerlyarandompropernameb9327
@formerlyarandompropernameb9327 3 жыл бұрын
Yes they’ve really all been exceptional; I love it.
@JenniferSmith-rj6tv
@JenniferSmith-rj6tv 2 жыл бұрын
I’m in full agreement! He’s one of the best. They are all good and I’ve enjoyed and laughed at all of them I’ve seen so far. But this guy is a cut above! He is just plain ol’ awesome!
@eligebrown8998
@eligebrown8998 7 ай бұрын
This guy is great. He should be in a comedie tv series
@sister1828
@sister1828 Жыл бұрын
He is so hilarious 😂 is there a teacher of comedy? That's Mr. Bennett! So down to earth and relatable, Can't get enough of him! Thank you so much.
@sizier
@sizier 3 жыл бұрын
This comedian makes me feel like Harold Ramis and Rick Moranis fused together and were given the energy of Jerry Lewis. I like it.
@steveheggem5822
@steveheggem5822 3 жыл бұрын
I see some Lewis Black in there
@kevinbishop1736
@kevinbishop1736 3 жыл бұрын
Also Seth Rogen.
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
He combines Harold Ramis, Jerry Lewis, and Rick Moranis with a dash of Chris Farley (Ross’ inflections during the tobogganing bit). Plus, he looks like Harry Caray
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
Steve Heggem , Ross seems like a PG-rated Lewis Black
@steveheggem5822
@steveheggem5822 3 жыл бұрын
@@globetrekker86 Yep, couldn't agree more ... Provo Guidance-rated
@DavZell
@DavZell 3 жыл бұрын
I keep seeing/hearing bits of Don Knotts in him. He’s a great performer!
@heatherh.2332
@heatherh.2332 3 жыл бұрын
Egg actly! Its his quirky movements!!
@sethw997
@sethw997 2 жыл бұрын
Idk. There's a little Kramer in him.... maybe its the hair
@laurapetersonwhats3252
@laurapetersonwhats3252 Жыл бұрын
This guy is so dang funny, he makes my sides hurt from laughing so hard and so much. Give him his own television show. He can make the laugh every time. His family is funny also.
@appull
@appull 3 жыл бұрын
3 things 1. absolutely hilarious, that wrestling gospel bit is an amazing show of dedication and practice. 2. i'm 26 but i will remember the chapstick advice for my entire life
@tinkerstrade3553
@tinkerstrade3553 Жыл бұрын
Okay, I know this is a year old, but I'll play the game. I assume number three, which you never listed, is : "The first time I make a noise doing something, I'm getting on the phone for a colonoscopy appointment."
@Echoes317
@Echoes317 3 жыл бұрын
Clean comedy...I can watch this all day.... That Gospel Wrestling joke was gold...
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Williams: Ross should host Gospel Wrestling, after Shinsuke Nakamura’s entrance music
@Echoes317
@Echoes317 3 жыл бұрын
@@globetrekker86 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@ScottieD87
@ScottieD87 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's good! One good one after another
@SargeWolf010
@SargeWolf010 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@dervon9526
@dervon9526 3 жыл бұрын
I hate how Americans are so crazy about dogs , they ruined that mans joke cause they were concerned about a fake dog turnt to ashes
@marirose756
@marirose756 3 жыл бұрын
That Guy wow...settle down sally. no need to be so serious.
@ScottieD87
@ScottieD87 3 жыл бұрын
@@marirose756 they obviously don't know that Provo is in a very religious part of the country, so the visuals they got from such a story might have been a little much. They loved his set though, at least I could tell
@dervon9526
@dervon9526 3 жыл бұрын
Scottie D Provo?
@emiliadavis8247
@emiliadavis8247 3 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious!! Said sooo many funny things!! 😁 " I go shopping and I don't have a list. I just grab a cart and let's see what happens. I got a nursing bra, and the canoe. " 😁😂😆🤣😅😂
@dyanegelston6502
@dyanegelston6502 3 жыл бұрын
I found Dry Bar. A couple months ago. I love the clean humor. I laugh till I pee my pants! Im a fan of Dry Bar.
@littleangel309steiman.7
@littleangel309steiman.7 3 жыл бұрын
Dear lord HELP me...i have NEVER laughed so hard tthat I was crying. This year (2020) has been an unprecedented year of sorrow for our world....and this WONDEFUL man was able to make me forget all that we are going through with his gift.
@littleangel309steiman.7
@littleangel309steiman.7 3 жыл бұрын
@MzARavenLunatic Why, thank you. Best wishes back to you..we all have to stay lauughing and we will get through this.😂
@juliemc9947
@juliemc9947 2 жыл бұрын
Here here I’m 50 in just over a month n need diazepam to take life 🤣💟☀️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿colonoscopy OMG ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️when your done with the chapstick 🌈🌎🌕🥔🍾🥂💜
@nordicpink
@nordicpink 2 жыл бұрын
Amén to that!!!
@lowlandgorrlia3p942
@lowlandgorrlia3p942 2 жыл бұрын
You have one to may Ts in that btw
@littleangel309steiman.7
@littleangel309steiman.7 2 жыл бұрын
@@lowlandgorrlia3p942 thanks 4 letting me know. Its called palsy neurological cant control
@JohmathanBSwift
@JohmathanBSwift 3 жыл бұрын
That's what comedies all about. Best comedian upload yet from The Dry Bar. Man that's a great routine . Excellent delivery.
@barrettbrown8705
@barrettbrown8705 3 жыл бұрын
Watch the funniest police officer on Dry Bar.
@cecemeyers5998
@cecemeyers5998 3 жыл бұрын
And everyone is so jealous of his hair!!
@JohmathanBSwift
@JohmathanBSwift 3 жыл бұрын
@@cecemeyers5998 ok
@rjmwilliams1659
@rjmwilliams1659 Жыл бұрын
I truly love these, Ross Bennet is the man of the Hour and I truly appreciate your humor, the delivery, the expressive clarification, I thoroughly ENJOYED this special "DRY BAR' Long life you're a treasure, Ross!
@ssj2camaro21
@ssj2camaro21 Жыл бұрын
Brad Upton
@scotttucker5306
@scotttucker5306 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is KILLIN' ME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can TOTALLY relate! 😂
@deborahsimmonds653
@deborahsimmonds653 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, his winter jokes are spot on. I'm 59 and can totally relate. I couldn't stop laughing.
@2004dale
@2004dale 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine him in his youth? Lol or as a teacher/professor? Lol
@strongheartwoman1931
@strongheartwoman1931 2 жыл бұрын
Haha! Professor Irwin Cory!
@philadams374
@philadams374 2 жыл бұрын
Bet he wasn't teaching 'Critical race theory"?
@HeavnzMiHome
@HeavnzMiHome 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that I was crying.
@faith5563
@faith5563 3 жыл бұрын
I was coughing & wheezing from laughing so often
@h-deck
@h-deck Жыл бұрын
The guy is fantastic. I put him up there with the top 3-4 best ever on Dry Bar.
@carlawellbaum9698
@carlawellbaum9698 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I'd seen all my favorites on Dry Bar until Ross Bennett. He had me doubled over with the wrestle/gospel-mania t.v. moment with his grandma. The best comedians are those who turn their real-life stories into entertainment.
@selfishstockton6123
@selfishstockton6123 3 жыл бұрын
As a Walmart employee, his jokes about Walmart are spot on
@bonnieterman4342
@bonnieterman4342 Жыл бұрын
I'm a Walmart associate as well ‼️ This totally cracked me up ‼️
@TruckTaxiMoveIt
@TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love when a talented individual does their homework to make there art exceptional
@dsb7925
@dsb7925 2 жыл бұрын
Well observed🤗
@brucelarsen6650
@brucelarsen6650 2 жыл бұрын
As for myself, I'm just glad he didn't mention that Mentholated Chapstick will make you feel like you just smoked a Newport with with your butt. (A Class of '72 tip 'o the hat, dear Mr. Bennett!. Great stuff!)
@DocteurSnow
@DocteurSnow 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when he took his glasses off to see the "quarter" more clearly. Cracks me up every time.
@DaveO-te1iv
@DaveO-te1iv 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen some really good comics on the Dry Bar Comedy channel, but Ross is the best. There is NO filler in this act. This act was right up there with the best I've ever seen (and just to qualify that, I'm old enough to relate to his closing bit).
@sister1828
@sister1828 Жыл бұрын
I just found dry bar, Ross is the funniest yet,I laughed so much I had tears and trying in between to catch my breath. I had a flying sorcer I hope to see him with more stuff I would buy all his comedy! I love laughter Good medicine in times like this. Healing, Yes!
@Kei-Kei
@Kei-Kei 3 жыл бұрын
He’s friggin adorable 🤣
@tomhull1276
@tomhull1276 Ай бұрын
Ross was a car dealer in the Hornell area. Don't know if he started it or if it was a family thing.
@jantucker9557
@jantucker9557 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, every time I see a tube of chapstick, I'm going to burst out laughing for no apparent reason!
@valoryj5603
@valoryj5603 3 жыл бұрын
Right???
@jenniferstephens4191
@jenniferstephens4191 2 жыл бұрын
Jan, you are a cheap laugh. Want you to be my friend. This guy, fun. I love cheap laughs. Clever You, OUTRAGEOUS for losing it. Cheap laugh, you own that! 😊
@tomasiturralde4705
@tomasiturralde4705 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is amazing ,what a natural 👏 wow! A moment of respite in this difficult time we're all in. Thank you Ross Bennett
@corablue5569
@corablue5569 2 жыл бұрын
Omg! This guy is brilliant…and the very best kind of “speaker of the truth”!
@robtwoeyehead1027
@robtwoeyehead1027 3 жыл бұрын
Quality comedian with great original material, really enjoyed that, thanks
@kittymellow5864
@kittymellow5864 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite specials... and I’m only 17. There’s something wrong with me. His voice through these jokes is just perfect though.
@Chiramisudo
@Chiramisudo 3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong with you, haha. He's amazing!! 🤣
@zigzag7194
@zigzag7194 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with you at all mate. 🇬🇧 England
@HeavnzMiHome
@HeavnzMiHome 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with you. It’s rare to find such a funny comedian.
@coryd2668
@coryd2668 3 жыл бұрын
He’s full of character and punch! Who wouldn’t love him? Funny as all get out!!
@jayg1438
@jayg1438 2 жыл бұрын
think of it as having a funny grandpa you adore!
@lanitawolfe1003
@lanitawolfe1003 3 жыл бұрын
Ross Bennett, you are, hands down, the funniest comedian I’ve ever heard!!!
@foxpointepublishingllp4243
@foxpointepublishingllp4243 2 жыл бұрын
Ross is one of my favorites. Way back when, my company (at the time) had the pleasure of working with him to create demo tapes of his performances to be sent out for booking future gigs. I wish I knew where that footage was - he had a great bit in there about baby kangaroos. I still laugh at that story decades later. My kids grew up watching that demo reel and think he's fabulous, too.
@sister1828
@sister1828 Жыл бұрын
Don't leave us we want more Mr, Bennett.. laughter is truly. Medicine And. We love 💕 you!
@sister1828
@sister1828 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr. Ross Bennett!! 💕
@elichastain908
@elichastain908 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this whole special on the dry bar app several times and I still love it! Even tipped him, it’s so good.
@stsk7
@stsk7 3 жыл бұрын
I'll tip him too thanks for the idea
@janparker3843
@janparker3843 3 жыл бұрын
I did NOT know that was possible. always watched on youtube. Going to move to the Dry Bar app! so I can tip my favs...Ross Bennett is definitely one of the best!
@stariadreamtea
@stariadreamtea 2 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar APP!!! Woah I didn't know that was a thing!
@seasonedbeefs
@seasonedbeefs Жыл бұрын
Na
@goldsteinism
@goldsteinism Жыл бұрын
THERES A DRYBAR APP? 😍
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
“Apparently, George Washington was a transvestite” 🤣🤣🤣
@quest4adventure495
@quest4adventure495 3 жыл бұрын
Had me spitting coffee
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
Ross’ comment about making noises, while doing nothing, reminds me of Dana Carvey’s: “I love getting older. You get hurt doin’ nothin’, man! - ‘My back!’ -‘What happened?’ -‘I took a nap!’ “
@TruckTaxiMoveIt
@TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 жыл бұрын
Stay out of Canada
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
@@TruckTaxiMoveIt You’re right: Canada’s too cold now, anyway
@faith5563
@faith5563 3 жыл бұрын
@@globetrekker86 And Trudeau is there
@davidleigh443
@davidleigh443 2 жыл бұрын
My god, Ross Bennett is the funniest comedian, from beginning to end, I have seen in many years!
@danknfrshtv
@danknfrshtv 2 жыл бұрын
I think this rates as my favourite Dry Bar set yet. God bless this channel for keeping me sane in lockdown!
@yazajag
@yazajag 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the 50,000 degree laser beam joke needed more laughs. I almost cried laughing, like it was my first colonos- nevermind. 😂
@PluribusProject
@PluribusProject 3 жыл бұрын
"I used to ha e a dog.."
@donnawells7712
@donnawells7712 3 жыл бұрын
can't stop laughing. love dry bar.
@graceamerican3558
@graceamerican3558 2 жыл бұрын
My father a Lt Col in the Marines … a nice mellow guy … 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Scavenger82
@Scavenger82 2 жыл бұрын
They were taking it too seriously, which prompted the disclaimer that no animals were harmed in the creation of that joke. I myself couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard.
@aamazintribe
@aamazintribe 2 жыл бұрын
Jazz Well...he probably waste that stanky Burberry Cologne in his eyes. Though the 25 Watts Light Bulb, was a 50,000 Watts Laser Beam.
@justasoulsbronamedyams4799
@justasoulsbronamedyams4799 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like he could be a teacher at Hogwarts
@MisterLimeLemon
@MisterLimeLemon 3 жыл бұрын
Given his last joke, hed make a fine hogwarts nurse as well
@greyeaglem
@greyeaglem 3 жыл бұрын
He does look like a teacher.
@TheDerrogative
@TheDerrogative 3 жыл бұрын
He probably founded Hogwarts! He was the head of House of Chester.
@felixbramsved
@felixbramsved 3 жыл бұрын
Or he is the fourteenth doctor
@jekku4688
@jekku4688 3 жыл бұрын
He really should be in somebody's crazy movie!
@dragonfly961
@dragonfly961 2 жыл бұрын
Omg this guy was hilarious. I had tears squeezing out my eyes.
@TriggeredAmmo
@TriggeredAmmo 7 ай бұрын
This guy is good! I appreciate his humor
@coffeeinthenebula
@coffeeinthenebula 3 жыл бұрын
This guy was hilarious!
@r.s.mendoza8085
@r.s.mendoza8085 3 жыл бұрын
The wrestling-gospel and the colonoscopy jokes made me laugh out loud. 😂Favorites.
@AskmeAnythingToday
@AskmeAnythingToday 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the wrestling-gospel part 😂
@tj-ez2jq
@tj-ez2jq 2 жыл бұрын
THE FINEST COMEDY ROUTINE in the WORLD TODAY. SERIOUSLY.
@AmyInArizona
@AmyInArizona 5 ай бұрын
Ross Bennett is the funniest comedian I’ve ever heard 🤩 I’ve never laughed so much or so hard before!
@natebuiltit5158
@natebuiltit5158 3 жыл бұрын
I’m 23 and make these noises 🤣
@marycampbell8855
@marycampbell8855 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, the best is yet to come 🙂
@lucanthefuccinelf5032
@lucanthefuccinelf5032 3 жыл бұрын
Im 18 and make those noises lmao
@babblingalong7689
@babblingalong7689 2 жыл бұрын
I'm under 40 and can relate too.
@rcastle8993
@rcastle8993 2 жыл бұрын
Lol Nate!
@rcastle8993
@rcastle8993 2 жыл бұрын
@@lucanthefuccinelf5032 omgsh! Lol
@aggierowe9574
@aggierowe9574 3 жыл бұрын
These comedians are all unique and so funny without curses, violent references lol
@lucyarchuleta2962
@lucyarchuleta2962 Жыл бұрын
OMGoodness, the Gospel wrestling. I laughed so hard I was crying. Ross Bennett is awesome.
@joseph-ow1hf
@joseph-ow1hf 2 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. Just totally unique.
@tlotlotseole1588
@tlotlotseole1588 3 жыл бұрын
I was I tears when he said "that woman is a lie"😂😂😂😂
@scruffy6151
@scruffy6151 3 жыл бұрын
Being the same age as he is i can relate to every joke.
@YT4Me57
@YT4Me57 3 жыл бұрын
i'm right there with you! LOL
@jcrefasi1
@jcrefasi1 3 жыл бұрын
@Bryce Anne Hopper I got up from the table in a cafe after sitting way too long. My knees and hips were making strange sounds. My friend asked if I was ok. I told her I was suffering from a bone disease. She asked which one. I explained it was RK syndrome. She said that's new to me how does it affect you? Well, when ever I stand up my joints go snap, krackle and pop!
@violetangelflame1
@violetangelflame1 3 жыл бұрын
I know, about 6 years ago I started noticing all the weird noises I make, except mine are somewhat a habit! They don't relate to what I'm doing! This guy is funny.
@gaylestephenson9847
@gaylestephenson9847 2 жыл бұрын
Pure Genius!! I have Never heard a better comedy set- Seriously, Ever. I am 75 years old. You are so amazing, I am flabbergasted at your skills of delivery. You completely took me into every scene . My face hurts from laughing, your memories are so wonderfully acted out; you are a true genius. It brought me back to my very dysfunctional childhood and the awful things parents thought were good for kids which are hilarious now. I wait hopefully to see my parents again one day, as nutty as they both were. You are the Very Best and smartest and most accomplished Comedian today. I will keep up with you and will watch this routine again and again. I cannot imagine any comedian's performance being any better than this. Your continuous movements, facial expressions, mood changes, speech changes, timing, wording, subject matter, and so many details are beyond remarkable and all excellent. Thank you so much for your great effort and for sharing your amazing talents! I absolutely loved every minute of your show! This audience is way too small for your stellar acting abilities! Thank you, thank you.
@joshualeach8642
@joshualeach8642 2 жыл бұрын
I have not been laughing so much OR entertained than this guy's performance since ever. So awesome!
@biteyalmighty7874
@biteyalmighty7874 3 жыл бұрын
34:12 I was just as heartbroken as the audience. This genius bluffed and kept the show going. By far my favorite Dry Bar special. You're a legend, Ross.
@frankierzucekjr
@frankierzucekjr 3 жыл бұрын
He is one of my favorites. I hope to see more of his stuff. Hilarious and original.
@KristenKras
@KristenKras 3 жыл бұрын
I love it,I must have been the only guy who joined the army who already had PTSD, I know people like that and also in the police force! Some parents really do traumatise their kids :(
@denisee9807
@denisee9807 2 жыл бұрын
Yes sadly we do & we pass down the damage done to us as children,to our kids..even we swore we'd never!!
@ennokarr
@ennokarr 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant! Highly entertaining with such a great delivery style. Thanks for sharing this with us.
@brenna960
@brenna960 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians I’ve heard!
@dervon9526
@dervon9526 3 жыл бұрын
The best bit was the church wresting 😂😂😂😂
@Heather-ep1st
@Heather-ep1st 3 жыл бұрын
he has so many "black out" jokes I never know when the set is over he's that good
@amynock540
@amynock540 2 жыл бұрын
This show was hilarious! What a great story teller and comedian! I enjoyed every minute!
@KissMahGrits
@KissMahGrits 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is awesome
@josiahjunkin8884
@josiahjunkin8884 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 21 and this is one of the best routines I've heard in a while! Quality stuff
@plammijr
@plammijr 2 жыл бұрын
Ross Bennett is one of the funniest comedians I have heard. Always clean. Always brilliant.
@cyirvine6300
@cyirvine6300 Жыл бұрын
I don't know. Colonoscopy jokes...not so 'clean' !!!
@karmic-lt3mi
@karmic-lt3mi 3 жыл бұрын
I watch so many of these and loved many but this was the first time I actually BUST out laughing and had tears rolling down my face! Good show!
@ImNotaRussianBot
@ImNotaRussianBot 3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Ithaca, NY. Live in Ohio. When I tell people where I'm from, they ALWAYS assume it's NYC. Where Ithaca is, is lake country dotted with dairy farms. Deer and raccoons everywhere.
@FullMoonHowl
@FullMoonHowl 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds lovely. 🙂
@billmers3219
@billmers3219 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, finger lakes region is beautiful!! Adirondack Mountains, Catskill Mountains New York is a beautiful state..... governed by corrupt Democratic politicians. so many people are moving out. I actually take bike rides down to Hornell all the time... this guy's hometown
@humaneleaguelancPA
@humaneleaguelancPA 3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Binghamton and went to SUNY Brockport near Rochester, NY. Tons of kids from NYC and Long Island, to them Binghamton was "upstate".
@Ash-hi5hy
@Ash-hi5hy 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh my people! ❤
@matthewharvey8755
@matthewharvey8755 3 жыл бұрын
Omfg his closing joke had tears in my eyes. This guy is amazing
@jonathanrendza6059
@jonathanrendza6059 3 жыл бұрын
That wrestling gospel hour joke was the BEST
@nordicpink
@nordicpink 3 ай бұрын
I keep coming back to him repeatedly because he’s amazing plus he helps me relax and go to sleep with my insomnia. I love him. He’s a riot!!! I’ve watched the same bit over several years now.
@DaveAndrus
@DaveAndrus 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome and entertaining guy--I could watch him for hours! A++++
@samanthacharlton4123
@samanthacharlton4123 3 жыл бұрын
Something I never like about most comedians (and I love comedy)is their lack of flow for transitions. All those years of public school beating us over with essay writing has done a number on me. This man was virtually flawless in my opinion! Thank you, kind sir! And thank you, Dry Bar 👍👍
@pamirbadakhshan9934
@pamirbadakhshan9934 3 жыл бұрын
I hate essay especially as ESL ., Obviously he went to a different type of public school than modern
@citytrees1752
@citytrees1752 2 жыл бұрын
Essay writing did not damage you. The art of conversation and story telling are what have been lost and this guy has it.
@catfish19
@catfish19 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh….I laughed so hard at this ! 😂😂😂 He absolutely smashed it - brilliant!
@kraftygayle9718
@kraftygayle9718 3 жыл бұрын
What a great comedian!! Thank you , we all need to laugh. Thank you.
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