"if you put your hands on my son again you aint going to jail, im going to jail" best line ever

YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN?

"When you're reading Shakespeare, I'm gon' be there." Enter JULIUS JULIUS: Dost thou perceive my actions to be in jest?

"He wasn't surprised that was my father, that was just the first father he had ever seen" I pissed my pants with that line😂😂

"When you are in a Mexican restaurant, I'm gonna be there" *Calls the waiter to order something, but It's julius with a bat and a sombrero* "Piensas que estoy jugando?"

"When your wife is in labor...I'm gonna be there..." *Baby is born...and has Terry's face* "You think I'm playin?"

" You are lucky I don't know my dad . " AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

"When you're reading Dr Seuss I'll be there" Malvo is reading when suddenly "My name is Julius, I'm into slaying and I hope you don't think I'm playin'!"

"When you make a wish with the Dragonballs, I'm gonna be there." *Manifests as Shenron* "YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?!"

*You think i'm playin?*

Rest in peace, Ricky Harris. You were an amazing man.

Julius when he sees Will Smith

When you're playing Call Of Duty. I'm gonna be there. Malvo plays COD online with friends. Julius joins the lobby turns his mic on. "You think I'm playin?"

I love scenes like this that show how good a dad Julius is. He's more than just a running joke for being cheap. He works hard for his family and when needed he's always there for them

When you go for a job interview .. I'm gon' be there *Malvo sits down in the interview room and it's Julius turning his chair around with a bat in his hand* YOU THINK IM PLAYING!!!

"When you're playing Mario Kart, I'm gonna be there." *Bowser turns, wielding a bat* "You think I'm playing?"

"When you're gonna listen to the concert, I'm gonna be there" *Malvo watching an orchestra* *Music cuts out, sudden solo. Curtains open behind, it's Julius holding a flute like a bat* "You think I'm playing?"

Honestly, while this is funny, this was the most heartwarming Julius moment in the entire series. Yes, the best character in the show, who almost always teaches the manliest lessons, made this man cry and laugh all at the same time.

*enters the pearly gates* *see a bat weilding terry crews* 'you think I'm playin'?'

When you win Best Actor at the Oscars, I'm gon' be there. Will: *gets on stage to grab the Oscar* Julius: *hands him the Oscar* You think I'm playin?

"When you're using oculus rift...i'm gonna be there" **Malvo plays Amnesia as a monster appears with a baseball bat** "YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?"

When you're smoking weed with your friends, ima be there! (Malvo blows out a cloud of extremely bomb ass weed, Cloud forms into Julius with a baseball bat) YOU THINK I'M PLAYING!?!?!?

This scene hits a whole lot harder when you realize that Terry Crews came from an abusive household. He's there for his sons, that's for sure.

I love how cleverly worded the jokes in this show are. They're funny just because of the way they're said. "He wasn't surprised that that was my father. That was just the first father he'd ever seen!"

“When you drive by a Billboard, I’m gonna be there.” (Drives by Old Spice Billboard) “You think I’m playing?”

When you're at home playin' classic Nintendo, I'm gonna be there: Malvo playing Super Mario Bros. on his Nintendo, Mario obtains the Mushroom and grows, but then morphs into an 8-Bit version of Julius holding a digitized baseball bat. The words "You think I'm playin?!?!?!" appears at the bottom. LOL

“That was just the first father he had ever seen!” And they used to play this on Nickelodeon LMAO

Will: Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth! Chris: You mean G.I Jane? Will: Boy, you think I'm playing with you!? Julius: Let him go.

When your watching The Walking Dead season 7 premiere of when Negan kills someone, i'm gonna be there Malvo watches Negan bash someone's head open but notices negan is julius. "You think i'm playin?"

To all the kids like me that didn't have fathers growing up but wish they had a dad like this.

When you watchin' horror movies, I'm gonna be there *Malvo watching "The ring" when Julius comes out of the well* YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN?!

RIP Ricky. You're in Heaven and you hear "You Think I'm Playing"

Julius: Even when you're at the circus... I'm gonna be there. Malvo is at the circus, watching the show... The clowns come out from backstage and he takes a good look at one of the clowns. Julius is in a clown's get-up, holding a baseball bat while riding a unicycle. Julius: YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?!

The comments here are pure GOLD

Even when your in peril, I'm gonna be there. *Malvo is hanging on a ledge and a man pulls him up.* Malvo: Thanks. Unknown Man: No problem, now let me ask you something. Malvo: Whats up? *Man picks up baseball bat.* Julius: You think I'm playin?

"when you're playing super smash bros., i'mma be there!" *malvo clears another fighter, when suddenly the screen flashes and the new challenger alarm goes off. it shows Julius with a baseball bat and his name then appears, followed by the text "you think I'm playin'?" under it*

I love everyone's alternative takes on how Julius would appear lul

I really liked this scene. It showed that Chris' dad really cared about him enough to help him out of a serious situation.

‘If you put your hands on my son again you ain‘t goin‘ to jail, I‘m goin‘ to jail‘ This is probably one of the best things you can say as a father

Julius: "When your having your first baby" I'm going be their Malvo excited for his baby Julius hands the baby to malvo " You think I'm playing"

When you win the WWE championship I'll be there ! *malvo celebrates and Julius comes out with money in the bank briefcase* You think I'm playing !?

When you find the One Ring, I'm gonna be there. *Malvo dressed as Frodo Picks up the One Ring, Julia's dressed as Gandalf suddenly appears* 'You think I'm playing!?'

“When you’re playing Among Us, I’m gonna be there” *Julius’ character pops out of a vent next to Malvo’s while holding a bat* Julius in group chat: “You think I’m playing?”

you think i'm playin should be a t-shirt

Julius will forever be a legend 😂

“Who you suppose to be?!” “Dad it’s ok...” “Dad?!”😂😂😂😂

People in 2020: yay we can get out of quarantine! Murder Hornets: THINK IM PLAYIN?!!

One of the best shows of the 00's

When you order food, I'm gonna be there. *Orders McDonald's* You think I'm McPlaying!?

One of the greatest Father defending his son moments ever.

"When you baking cookies, I'm gon' be there!" *cookies come out shaped like Julius' s head "You think I'm playin'?"

"Even after you die, I'm gonna be there" _Malvo dies of old age after years of being stalked by Julius and ascends to the gates of heaven, only to find Julius with wings, a halo, and a bat_ *Julius: You think I'm playin?*

All these years later, and this clip is still the greatest.

R.I.P Ricky Harris

When you go to Hell, I'm gonna be there. *Arrives at Hell's gates and see's Julius gripping a baseball bat.* "You think I'm playin?"

I'm laughing at the fact people think this is a movie...

"When you're playing Overwatch I'm gonna be there" *picks Doomfist and chooses emote with Doomfist staring at screen* "You think I'm playin'?"

Will Smith is lucky Chris Rock’s dad has passed on, cause Will would’ve eaten that bat.

“During your Oscar nomination speech, imma be there”

When someone's in your face, that has muscles that big, plus a baseball bat, plus you're picking on his son, I don't think asking, "What you gonna do?" Is a very smart question. I would not fuck with terry.

"When you're walking in the woods, I'm gonna be there" [Finds a paper] "You think I'm playing?"

Good job Julius for protecting your son

Rest in peace, Malvo. Loved seeing you on this show.

Years later and I'm still cracking up😂😂😂😂

When you watchin youtube....I'm gone be there!

Him on the TV is the best part 😂😅

I really did love his paternal interpretation in this show, even if it was comedy show, yet another great soul leaves this Earth, may he rest in peace

Insert comment about Malvo doing something somewhere and Julius appearing from somewhere holding a baseball bat and saying "You think i'm playin?" here.

When you getting married, I'm gon' be there. *Malvo getting married to his wife* Julius :* he wearing his wife's wedding dress and show his face * YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?!

When you watchin' Jada, I'm gon' be there!

Terry Crew is imitating and funny at the same time 🤣

this is one of the greatest scenes in television history. absolute perfection.

"When you in the shower, I'ma be there" Well Malvo, don't drop the soap.

"When you're reading youtube comments, I'm gon' be there." *scrolls down* DAD 2 seconds ago: "You think I'm playin?"

Julius: "When you're on an airplane, I'm going to be there." (Malvo gets on an airplane and the plane begins to take off) The airplane reaches cruising altitude and Malvo relaxes. Later, the refreshment cart arrives. Malvo: "Cool, I'm going to get my grub on!" (Julius is flight attendant bringing the refreshments cart on the plane and gets to Malvo's seat) (Malvo slowly turns his head towards the flight attendant) "Yeah man, I'll have th- AHHHH!!!!!!" (Julius takes out the baseball bat) Malvo: "How did you get that past security?" Julius: "It doesn't matter how I got it past security, I just want to know... "YOU THINK IM PLAYIN'?!!!!!"

"When you drop the soap I'll be there" You guys probably know what happens then

Not only was this my favorite scene in the show, but this comment section has me wheezing lmaoo. RIP Ricky Harris.

RIP Ricky Harris. 2016 takes another one.

This is one of those bits where every line is such a zinger. God this show doesn’t get talked about enough

The car one was best xD

"Thats just the first father he'd ever seen" - LMAO!

0:47, this part always makes me laugh.

"When you eating nachos, i'm gon' be there." *Malvo eating chips with some salsa as he looks to the bag with Julius on it* "You think i'm playing?"

that was the first father he's ever seen. LMAO !!!!!

when you playing GTA5 ima be there (Malvo playing Gta and gets arrested and the cop in the car gets out and its Julius holding a bat) YOU THINK IM PLAYING?

*THE MOST REALISTIC PART OF THIS.* *1. THEY REALLY BE DOING IT TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE, IN THEIR OWN COMMUNITY.* *2. "YOUR LUCKY I DON'T KNOW MY DADDY."* _because he's in jail too!_

“When you’re reading Shakespeare, I’m gonna be there” **JULIUS ENTERS** “Did thou think that I hath deceived thee?”

I always feel really bad when he says "You lucky I don't know my daddy" at the end. Kills me. But it's a really funny show

When you're playing GTA Online, I'm gonna be there Malvo playing GTA and suddenly a black character hits him with a baseball bat *Julius turns on the headset* Julius: "You think I'm playin'?" Malvo: "Technically.... you are!"

I love these scenes when fathers protect their sons from danger

"When you reach the pearly gates, I'll be there" *Appears as an angel * "Think I'm playing!?"

Julius: When you at the park, having a picnic with your girl, I'm gonna be there... Malvo is at the park with his girl and he takes a sandwich she gives him... until he takes a closer look at the hand, and sees Julius where the girl used to be. The next thing to come out of the picnic basket is a baseball bat. Julius: Think I'm playing?

Julius:When your eating Popcorn I'm gonna be there /Malvo:Damn it ones burnt/ /Malvo Turns the burnt popcorn over and its Julius with a mini bat/ Julius:You Think I'm playing

Sephiroth: When you think you’ll be safe in the FF7R, I’m gonna be there. Cloud: (Having a good time, then Sephiroth shows up, and triggers Cloud’s PTSD.) Sephiroth: You think I’m playin? Sephiroth: When you’re in Kingdom Hearts 2, I’m gonna be there. Cloud: (Chilling with Sora.) Sephiroth: (Shows up.) Sephiroth: You think I’m playin? Sephiroth: Even when you’re at Smash Ultimate, I’m gonna be there. Cloud: (Chilling with Mario.) Sephiroth: (Shows up, slices Galeem in half, and kills Mario.) Sephiroth: You think I’m playin?

"When you're playing fortnite I'll be there" Malvo: kills a bright bomber with a epic scar, builds a tower, and sees Julius gliding in. Julius: *holds a bat pickaxe* "you think im playing?" XD

When You are on twitter im gonna be there (Malvo Follows someone) Re tweet comes You think Im playin?

Terry Crews is a good enough reason to watch any show, especially when it's a scene like this. He's half the reason I watch Everybody Hates Chris.

When he mentioned the shower, I thought he was going to be like "You can call me the *HEALTH INSPECTOR, NOW PICK UP THE SOAP* !!!"

Julius: When you drop yo soap, I'm gon' be there... *Malvo drops the soap in prison by accident, he goes to grab it and suddenly gets his right cheek clapped. He looks behind him and notices Julius, but in his Health Inspector persona.* Health Inspector Julius: YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?!

"When you ordered a coffee, i'm gonna be there." *A Barista calls him that his coffee is here, it was Julius as a barista with his baseball bat* Julius: You think i'm playing?