"if you put your hands on my son again you aint going to jail, im going to jail" best line ever

YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN?

"When your wife is in labor...I'm gonna be there..." *Baby is born...and has Terry's face* "You think I'm playin?"

"He wasn't surprised that was my father, that was just the first father he had ever seen" I pissed my pants with that line😂😂

"When you make a wish with the Dragonballs, I'm gonna be there." *Manifests as Shenron* "YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?!"

*You think i'm playin?*

"When you are in a Mexican restaurant, I'm gonna be there" *Calls the waiter to order something, but It's julius with a bat and a sombrero* "Piensas que estoy jugando?"

" You are lucky I don't know my dad . " AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

I love scenes like this that show how good a dad Julius is. He's more than just a running joke for being cheap. He works hard for his family and when needed he's always there for them

"When you're reading Shakespeare, I'm gon' be there." Enter JULIUS JULIUS: Dost thou perceive my actions to be in jest?

Julius when he sees Will Smith

Rest in peace, Ricky Harris. You were an amazing man.

When you're playing Call Of Duty. I'm gonna be there. Malvo plays COD online with friends. Julius joins the lobby turns his mic on. "You think I'm playin?"

"When you're playing Mario Kart, I'm gonna be there." *Bowser turns, wielding a bat* "You think I'm playing?"

Honestly, while this is funny, this was the most heartwarming Julius moment in the entire series. Yes, the best character in the show, who almost always teaches the manliest lessons, made this man cry and laugh all at the same time.

"When you're reading Dr Seuss I'll be there" Malvo is reading when suddenly "My name is Julius, I'm into slaying and I hope you don't think I'm playin'!"

*enters the pearly gates* *see a bat weilding terry crews* 'you think I'm playin'?'

When you go for a job interview .. I'm gon' be there *Malvo sits down in the interview room and it's Julius turning his chair around with a bat in his hand* YOU THINK IM PLAYING!!!

"When you're gonna listen to the concert, I'm gonna be there" *Malvo watching an orchestra* *Music cuts out, sudden solo. Curtains open behind, it's Julius holding a flute like a bat* "You think I'm playing?"

When you win Best Actor at the Oscars, I'm gon' be there. Will: *gets on stage to grab the Oscar* Julius: *hands him the Oscar* You think I'm playin?

This scene hits a whole lot harder when you realize that Terry Crews came from an abusive household. He's there for his sons, that's for sure.

“That was just the first father he had ever seen!” And they used to play this on Nickelodeon LMAO

“When you drive by a Billboard, I’m gonna be there.” (Drives by Old Spice Billboard) “You think I’m playing?”

I love how cleverly worded the jokes in this show are. They're funny just because of the way they're said. "He wasn't surprised that that was my father. That was just the first father he'd ever seen!"

"When you're using oculus rift...i'm gonna be there" **Malvo plays Amnesia as a monster appears with a baseball bat** "YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?"

When you're smoking weed with your friends, ima be there! (Malvo blows out a cloud of extremely bomb ass weed, Cloud forms into Julius with a baseball bat) YOU THINK I'M PLAYING!?!?!?

To all the kids like me that didn't have fathers growing up but wish they had a dad like this.

RIP Ricky. You're in Heaven and you hear "You Think I'm Playing"

When you're at home playin' classic Nintendo, I'm gonna be there: Malvo playing Super Mario Bros. on his Nintendo, Mario obtains the Mushroom and grows, but then morphs into an 8-Bit version of Julius holding a digitized baseball bat. The words "You think I'm playin?!?!?!" appears at the bottom. LOL

The comments here are pure GOLD

Will: Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth! Chris: You mean G.I Jane? Will: Boy, you think I'm playing with you!? Julius: Let him go.

When your watching The Walking Dead season 7 premiere of when Negan kills someone, i'm gonna be there Malvo watches Negan bash someone's head open but notices negan is julius. "You think i'm playin?"

I love everyone's alternative takes on how Julius would appear lul

I really liked this scene. It showed that Chris' dad really cared about him enough to help him out of a serious situation.

One of the best shows of the 00's

When you watchin' horror movies, I'm gonna be there *Malvo watching "The ring" when Julius comes out of the well* YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN?!

Julius: "When your having your first baby" I'm going be their Malvo excited for his baby Julius hands the baby to malvo " You think I'm playing"

Julius will forever be a legend 😂

"when you're playing super smash bros., i'mma be there!" *malvo clears another fighter, when suddenly the screen flashes and the new challenger alarm goes off. it shows Julius with a baseball bat and his name then appears, followed by the text "you think I'm playin'?" under it*

When you find the One Ring, I'm gonna be there. *Malvo dressed as Frodo Picks up the One Ring, Julia's dressed as Gandalf suddenly appears* 'You think I'm playing!?'

Julius: Even when you're at the circus... I'm gonna be there. Malvo is at the circus, watching the show... The clowns come out from backstage and he takes a good look at one of the clowns. Julius is in a clown's get-up, holding a baseball bat while riding a unicycle. Julius: YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?!

I'm laughing at the fact people think this is a movie...

One of the greatest Father defending his son moments ever.

“Who you suppose to be?!” “Dad it’s ok...” “Dad?!”😂😂😂😂

you think i'm playin should be a t-shirt

When you win the WWE championship I'll be there ! *malvo celebrates and Julius comes out with money in the bank briefcase* You think I'm playing !?

Even when your in peril, I'm gonna be there. *Malvo is hanging on a ledge and a man pulls him up.* Malvo: Thanks. Unknown Man: No problem, now let me ask you something. Malvo: Whats up? *Man picks up baseball bat.* Julius: You think I'm playin?

All these years later, and this clip is still the greatest.

R.I.P Ricky Harris

“When you’re playing Among Us, I’m gonna be there” *Julius’ character pops out of a vent next to Malvo’s while holding a bat* Julius in group chat: “You think I’m playing?”

Rest in peace, Malvo. Loved seeing you on this show.

"When you baking cookies, I'm gon' be there!" *cookies come out shaped like Julius' s head "You think I'm playin'?"

When you order food, I'm gonna be there. *Orders McDonald's* You think I'm McPlaying!?

I really did love his paternal interpretation in this show, even if it was comedy show, yet another great soul leaves this Earth, may he rest in peace

RIP Ricky Harris. 2016 takes another one.

Terry Crew is imitating and funny at the same time 🤣

This is one of those bits where every line is such a zinger. God this show doesn’t get talked about enough

‘If you put your hands on my son again you ain‘t goin‘ to jail, I‘m goin‘ to jail‘ This is probably one of the best things you can say as a father

"When you're playing Overwatch I'm gonna be there" *picks Doomfist and chooses emote with Doomfist staring at screen* "You think I'm playin'?"

Good job Julius for protecting your son

Years later and I'm still cracking up😂😂😂😂

"Even after you die, I'm gonna be there" _Malvo dies of old age after years of being stalked by Julius and ascends to the gates of heaven, only to find Julius with wings, a halo, and a bat_ *Julius: You think I'm playin?*

When you go to Hell, I'm gonna be there. *Arrives at Hell's gates and see's Julius gripping a baseball bat.* "You think I'm playin?"

"When you're walking in the woods, I'm gonna be there" [Finds a paper] "You think I'm playing?"

"Thats just the first father he'd ever seen" - LMAO!

People in 2020: yay we can get out of quarantine! Murder Hornets: THINK IM PLAYIN?!!

Him on the TV is the best part 😂😅

When someone's in your face, that has muscles that big, plus a baseball bat, plus you're picking on his son, I don't think asking, "What you gonna do?" Is a very smart question. I would not fuck with terry.

When you watchin youtube....I'm gone be there!

0:47, this part always makes me laugh.

“During your Oscar nomination speech, imma be there”

this is one of the greatest scenes in television history. absolute perfection.

The car one was best xD

"When you eating nachos, i'm gon' be there." *Malvo eating chips with some salsa as he looks to the bag with Julius on it* "You think i'm playing?"

*THE MOST REALISTIC PART OF THIS.* *1. THEY REALLY BE DOING IT TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE, IN THEIR OWN COMMUNITY.* *2. "YOUR LUCKY I DON'T KNOW MY DADDY."* _because he's in jail too!_

Insert comment about Malvo doing something somewhere and Julius appearing from somewhere holding a baseball bat and saying "You think i'm playin?" here.

I love these scenes when fathers protect their sons from danger

Will Smith is lucky Chris Rock’s dad has passed on, cause Will would’ve eaten that bat.

When you watchin' Jada, I'm gon' be there!

“When you’re reading Shakespeare, I’m gonna be there” **JULIUS ENTERS** “Did thou think that I hath deceived thee?”

"When you reach the pearly gates, I'll be there" *Appears as an angel * "Think I'm playing!?"

When you getting married, I'm gon' be there. *Malvo getting married to his wife* Julius :* he wearing his wife's wedding dress and show his face * YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN'?!

R.I.P. Ricky Harris aka Malvo (1962-2016)

I always feel really bad when he says "You lucky I don't know my daddy" at the end. Kills me. But it's a really funny show

RIP RICKY HARRIS! 2016 has been a really bad year sigh.

A Hardworking Black man that's in his children's Life with his wife and Also Protects them 👏💜

rip ricky harris

Julius:When your eating Popcorn I'm gonna be there /Malvo:Damn it ones burnt/ /Malvo Turns the burnt popcorn over and its Julius with a mini bat/ Julius:You Think I'm playing

Terry Crews is a good enough reason to watch any show, especially when it's a scene like this. He's half the reason I watch Everybody Hates Chris.

Terry Crews is one of the most jacked dudes on the silver screen, and can come off as one of the meanest, most intimidating dudes you'd ever encounter, when he wants to. But, what makes this so cool is that this is NOTHING like his real personality. He's one of the nicest people you'd ever want to meet and wouldn't hurt a fly if he didn't have to. I love that guy for the fact that he is so big and powerful, but at the same time, doesn't use it to hurt or intimidate people, unlike so many in this world do.

Not only was this my favorite scene in the show, but this comment section has me wheezing lmaoo. RIP Ricky Harris.

when you playing GTA5 ima be there (Malvo playing Gta and gets arrested and the cop in the car gets out and its Julius holding a bat) YOU THINK IM PLAYING?

Dude panicked so hard he unintentionally roasted himself

When he mentioned the shower, I thought he was going to be like "You can call me the *HEALTH INSPECTOR, NOW PICK UP THE SOAP* !!!"

Julius: "when you pass away after living a fulfilled life, and go on to meet your maker, I'm gon' be there." Malvo: 'dies surrounded by his friends and kin, before appearing before above the clouds infront of beautiful silver gates. Infront of the gates to heaven, stands Julius with a bat': You think I'm playin'?

"When you in the shower, I'ma be there" Well Malvo, don't drop the soap.

that was the first father he's ever seen. LMAO !!!!!

"When you're playing fortnite I'll be there" Malvo: kills a bright bomber with a epic scar, builds a tower, and sees Julius gliding in. Julius: *holds a bat pickaxe* "you think im playing?" XD

Julius: "When you're on an airplane, I'm going to be there." (Malvo gets on an airplane and the plane begins to take off) The airplane reaches cruising altitude and Malvo relaxes. Later, the refreshment cart arrives. Malvo: "Cool, I'm going to get my grub on!" (Julius is flight attendant bringing the refreshments cart on the plane and gets to Malvo's seat) (Malvo slowly turns his head towards the flight attendant) "Yeah man, I'll have th- AHHHH!!!!!!" (Julius takes out the baseball bat) Malvo: "How did you get that past security?" Julius: "It doesn't matter how I got it past security, I just want to know... "YOU THINK IM PLAYIN'?!!!!!"

"When you ordered a coffee, i'm gonna be there." *A Barista calls him that his coffee is here, it was Julius as a barista with his baseball bat* Julius: You think i'm playing?