Your Family Tree Explained
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10 жыл бұрынFootnote * • Parallel and Cross Cou...
Special thanks:
Shaun May
Gustavo Maronato
Ryan Hendry
Dawid van Zyl
Tom Bradley
Amit Shankar
Sander Groenendijk
Gabriela Cervantes Celhay
Wes Bandemer
Michael Head
Jordan Smith
Ben Smith
Andrew Escobar
Navarr Barnier
@whtdwarfbackhe 5 жыл бұрын
"You have parents" thanks that really cleared things up
@neskey 5 жыл бұрын
"you have parents" ohhhh so THIS is where i was fucking up.
@T0anto 4 жыл бұрын
@@neskey I fucked up right when he said "This is you"
@antediluvianspy1708 4 жыл бұрын
Grey = 200 iq youtuber
@namanhnguyenle6007 4 жыл бұрын
I was so shocked 😱
@williamfish 4 жыл бұрын
So that’s how I got here.
@oscarsantiago2117 4 жыл бұрын
"Family Genetics Explained" Release Date: Never
@illiiilli24601 4 жыл бұрын
sad
@abrasmage 4 жыл бұрын
It's taken him a whole _decade_
@Alvionalx 4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it Parrarell and Cross Cousins video?
@TheBluePhoenix008 4 жыл бұрын
@@abrasmage it's been 5 years dude
@idkwhatnametochoose6197 4 жыл бұрын
No
@TSwany 3 жыл бұрын
We all know that Grey promises a part 2 to every video but is secretly allergic to making Part 2s
@thewraithwriter22 2 жыл бұрын
CGP Valve
@hallowillkommengutenmorgen5175 2 жыл бұрын
@New Under Craft yes true
@Pokpokman 2 жыл бұрын
24 hours of death
@operandwriter 2 жыл бұрын
The domestication video is a part two for the Ameri-pox video
@deleted-something 2 жыл бұрын
Ye
@JetnotJett- 3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy to me I’m related to so many people but I will never know most of them.
@Creatorsan 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't know even half of my grandparents. They passed away a long time ago. Would've spoiled me rotten according to my parents.
@alexandraquintana8186 3 жыл бұрын
Same! I’ve only known one of my grandparents. And they recently passed away from COVID-19 🥺
@molly4lillytheslayer282 3 жыл бұрын
We actually related to over 7.8bil people living...
@grozaphy 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexandraquintana8186 Rest in peace
@DustyyBoi 3 жыл бұрын
@@molly4lillytheslayer282 ah yes because that's how it works.. ultra incest
@AtheniCuber 8 жыл бұрын
Is your spouse your self-in-law?
@isaacs8783 8 жыл бұрын
Your -1st cousin in-law, perhaps? I should totally call my future spouse that.
@AtheniCuber 8 жыл бұрын
Amber Shoffren lol, thats amazing
@isaacs8783 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, in that case can I call my parents -2nd cousins? And my grandparents -3rd cousins?
@umnikos 7 жыл бұрын
a brother and sister don't call each other 0th cousin, they call each other sister and brother. So you shouldn't go below 1...
@rfdewet123 7 жыл бұрын
+
@someneerd2827 3 жыл бұрын
Grey: These are your grandparents Me: Wtf give them back
@Mia-zn2dr 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@patheticapathetic5826 3 жыл бұрын
@Mat Stan I thought we all saw the meme, and accepted that people can make adaptations of the meme without other people saying that the comment is “stolen”. But I guess there’s always that one person on the internet.
@patheticapathetic5826 3 жыл бұрын
@Mat Stan Oh sorry, are you mad? I only told you off because you're obviously trying to pick on a little kid ^^
@jackonamacyt 3 жыл бұрын
Well, if his parents allowed it, its fine
@someneerd2827 3 жыл бұрын
@@patheticapathetic5826 I’d always use an opportunity whenever I see one. Now my friends won’t allow me in any type of auctions.
@whateverguy9204 3 жыл бұрын
"You have parents." I've seen enough. I'm satisfied
@infogames2724 2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@mitugupta9480 2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@infogames2724 2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@realperson9951 2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@Joselino0905 Жыл бұрын
Ha
@JustSomeGuyLass 3 жыл бұрын
When you live in Alabama and your family tree looks like the recycling ♻️ logo
@ascension-1154 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@Sansibit 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao yess
@jacksonlong4327 3 жыл бұрын
I’m actually from Alabama and that joke is too overused we found it funny the first maybe 10 times we heard it but after the a hundred millionth time it’s unfunny and in Kentucky it’s legal to marry your cousin and in Mississippi they inbreed more than us so yeah, I’ve also heard the Einstein said time was relative Alabamans: sweet home Alabama.... but just get a new joke because it isn’t even funny anymore
@darkworlddenizen 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonlong4327 it's legal to marry cousins in California too
@Sansibit 3 жыл бұрын
@@darkworlddenizen wait fr? My cousin was born in California and shes like obsessed about marrying time to “torture” her
@thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921 3 жыл бұрын
"you have siblings" *_laughs in only child_*
@superbeltman6197 3 жыл бұрын
Poor sole you can't have niblings
@BobRossCat 3 жыл бұрын
I can have half siblings
@Othhh006 3 жыл бұрын
Lucky 🍀
@kolpkii 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a only child but I have a half sibling
@ihaveagoddamnplanarthur 3 жыл бұрын
İ have 4 siblings, and the age difference between my oldest and youngest sibling is 15½ years.
@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ 4 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: I married a tree
@meme.o. 4 жыл бұрын
best comment so far xD
@priyamwadasingh9235 3 жыл бұрын
You're not mangalik are you?
@holom2076 3 жыл бұрын
not really how it works but you got the spirit
@epiclittlegamer2330 3 жыл бұрын
lol very underrated
@anna_9195 3 жыл бұрын
XddDdDd.kirifjrjheh s sheiek
@DrRank Жыл бұрын
There's one group you forgot about. If your parents become widowed or divorced and later remarry, their new spouse becomes your stepmother or stepfather. All the new stepparent's family relationships are the same as normal, but with the "step" prefix added. Any children they had from a previous relationship are your stepsiblings. However, if your stepparent and biological parent reproduce with each other, the new child is your half sibling, since you only share one biological parent. Also, if you're adopted, you have adoptive parents, but this just means that you have two family trees.
@easternhills1329 3 жыл бұрын
2:14 As a programmer, now I can see the light. Thank you. This is the most satisfying thing I've heard this year.
@mrnecrotic Жыл бұрын
repeat after me public static void main(string[] args)
@antonipedro9671 4 жыл бұрын
Alabama: _Im gonna end this man whole career_
@tuckercarlson3127 4 жыл бұрын
yep
@gensierra5922 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus! I studied genetics and this is still a "wth is this".
@hobobobo3204 4 жыл бұрын
This whole video I’m like where’s the circle
@helloguys7748 4 жыл бұрын
Cousin = spouse now?????????????????????????????????
@appleslover 4 жыл бұрын
Oh!! Don't be rude, they just like *_straight lines_*
@superbc8109 3 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail: “You are still not married while both of your siblings already have grandchildren. 🙃”
@1degabyte238 3 жыл бұрын
You could remove the No One: part and it will be funnier than the original
@superbc8109 3 жыл бұрын
@@1degabyte238 Okie, I removed it ~ :P
@1degabyte238 3 жыл бұрын
@@superbc8109 😊
@eda6654 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I think he is not that wrong.
@heynotizzy7493 3 жыл бұрын
Oh- WAIT NO IM THE OLDEST
@d1mOn995 3 жыл бұрын
@cgpgrey I don t know if anyone has already mention it, but after so many years I rewatched it, and my remark is that "in-law" is not a prefix but a suffix. you are great. I ve been watching and promoting yu for more than I can remember.
@infernox1099 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see a thing that requires knowledge of family trees, I always come back to this video, it's so quick and detailed, and I came here because I saw a meme saying "I am your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's former roommate", and I now know that this dude is just your cousin's former roommate, although given the number of cousins that exists, doesn't really narrow much down, this dude could literally be your dad.
@realperson9951 2 жыл бұрын
it's "I am your brother's former roommate"
@marcellkiss-redey8451 2 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily. Your uncle's nephew might be you, a brother of yours, a cousin of yours from a different aunt/uncle, or your uncle's wife's nephew (biologically unrelated to you). Your cousin's cousin can be you, a sibling of yours, a different cousin of yours, or your cousin's cousin on his other side (biologically unrelated to you).
@myalt3019 Жыл бұрын
What does this mean? Absolutely nothing! I see your shwartz is as big as mine.
@John_Smith_60 Жыл бұрын
It could even mean _your_ former roommate.
@Canale064 4 жыл бұрын
"when you get married" Everyone in the spouse's family is sad
@kharga9046 4 жыл бұрын
:|
@lightskinche 4 жыл бұрын
;|
@dedalus6188 4 жыл бұрын
:I
@kevinpunt9407 4 жыл бұрын
:|
@Leosvideos. 4 жыл бұрын
:I
@karatewill75 3 жыл бұрын
6 years later and I'm still waiting for Family Genetics Grey!
@mikemike3886 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@eurasiaacaci.-110 3 жыл бұрын
F Genetics with Grey
@konstantinrothe6775 3 жыл бұрын
same
@benplutafilms 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikemike3886 Eat your cereal.
@vcy19 3 жыл бұрын
@@benplutafilms hello is @skyline ur second acc
@SacsachCCABP 3 жыл бұрын
The family tree should be in 3D - you can’t fit in the “in law” siblings unless you use a backwards line. But then that is more confusing, because you would have infinite layers of forwards/backwards lines since parents, grand and great, also have families and are only related through marriage.
@aflower6955 3 жыл бұрын
It was almost 7 years ago when Im writing this comment, I'm pretty sure technology was not that advanced that time.
@pehdfms8621 Жыл бұрын
@@aflower6955 wut
@sonetagu1337 Жыл бұрын
@@aflower6955 you're wrong, it was just less accessible.
@SacsachCCABP Жыл бұрын
@@aflower6955 ...simplistic 3d animation has existed for decades
@spahrep7320 3 жыл бұрын
Chinese family names: Let me introduce myself
@wherearethecrayons6533 3 жыл бұрын
XD Same with so much other cultures/languages honestly
@silvermeasuringspoons6462 2 жыл бұрын
I will never be familiar with Great Aunt/ Great Uncle. I used to assume they're the parents' oldest sibling.
@Mica_T 2 жыл бұрын
This. To this day, I haven't quite figured out the naming convention.
@TheSilverInfinity 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha, i was just thinking that. I took a little mandarin in highschool, and im so thankful i don't have to remember the different names for maternal vs paternal and older vs younger XD its confusing enough in english!
@MrMineHeads. 6 жыл бұрын
4 years and nothing of part 2. Tsk tsk Grey.
@anti3018 5 жыл бұрын
yes there is a part 2 family genetics explained
@abstractapproach634 5 жыл бұрын
@@anti3018 ditto, searched KZfaq no link, trying google. If I don't edit this post to say different assume I did not.
@rieldebonk1044 5 жыл бұрын
*leans down and clevs a table*
@garetr 5 жыл бұрын
+
@moth5799 5 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for it.
@jbz3 8 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for part two.
@KohuGaly 8 жыл бұрын
+jbz3 he most likely gave up, because he found out how "fuzzy" and unclear genetics are in case of human family trees
@hugemaps8376 8 жыл бұрын
Even in 2016 we are waiting
@truthpsyren1830 8 жыл бұрын
PART TWO COMON!
@natusetiam 7 жыл бұрын
jbz3 Still.. waiting.. can't be too long now...
@hitchikerspie 7 жыл бұрын
jbz3 I'm still waiting!
@glowingplutonium3345 3 жыл бұрын
"You have parents" Batman: Mission failed we'll get em next time
@eatavocados7438 2 жыл бұрын
"You have siblings and so do your parents" Imagine having siblings -this was written by only child gang
@Mcdonalds-Cheeseburger 2 жыл бұрын
Onlychild Sounds Like something from onlyfans idk its weird
@mrmexicano Жыл бұрын
Yeeeee only child gang
@shivamshah7435 Жыл бұрын
yo totally
@_KungFuBarbie_ 5 жыл бұрын
Omg “NIBLINGS”
@danielvr 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@carrot7512 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, niblings.
@avilends 5 жыл бұрын
@@carrot7512 Niblings make me want to kill myself.
@imenglish7147 5 жыл бұрын
It's cute lol
@iCat4Ever 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen 2 videos saying nibblings , like wtf, it sounds like some sort of furby thing, that would definitely be sold in Walmart... wait that’s a great idea . Imma go write that , wait if I do make nibblings, they have to have a uncle. Yuncle, bc y is for you. Wait.. ppl Will only buy my nibblings and use them for 1 week after they got for Christmas begging they’re mom to buy one. By the time Christmas arrived they didn’t want it anymore but they’re mom or parent bought it anyways, but they still played with it bc they didn’t want to loose they’re parents trust, or else they’re parents won’t buy what they ask for... dang it , looks like I’ll be selling drugs In my basement now.. sry for my disgusting English, in French 😂 but I learned English at 1 yrs, so I only know how to speak it well and Im bad at writing it, just like my French...... DAMN im even bad at my main language, what is this sort of bs?!! 😂 don’t read this, I’m crazy, sweet home Alabama
@gracefinn1670 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The English language: NIBLINGS
@varikvalefor3773 4 жыл бұрын
Do you have an idea for a better name?
@pinkdiamond4227 4 жыл бұрын
Wingadings
@GermanJohnMiller 4 жыл бұрын
@Lavender The Lynx that's reserved for the black family tree
@NamelessKnightt 4 жыл бұрын
@@varikvalefor3773 juice
@lukeskywalker1557 4 жыл бұрын
0th cousins
@boomstick7506 3 жыл бұрын
The reason you are watching, cousins. Me visiting my grandaunt and her 3 siblings and their kids, spouses, and baby parents: you're goddamn right!
@ZyrenV Жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for that part 2 grey
@spodreman7732 3 жыл бұрын
Family Tree: We all came from the world's first organisms some billion years ago and are all related
@samd2612 3 жыл бұрын
@A Person Gigdjdjdjcnfjdj
@theramendutchman 3 жыл бұрын
@Erik Berggren No no the other way around You: "so in conclusion, officer..." Officer: "It's all incest?!" You: "Always has been." gunshot
@yowsg8421 3 жыл бұрын
Egg btw I am typing with a spoon
@samd2612 3 жыл бұрын
@@yowsg8421 ghjbvg
@insertdeadmemehere9397 3 жыл бұрын
@Erik Berggren Hello “conclusion” I’m a random guy on the internet!
@decidueyefan3844 4 жыл бұрын
“You have parents” Orphans: well yes but actually no
@jwdominionpyroraptor4775 4 жыл бұрын
I know its a joke but dead peaple count.
@akshadabodas6913 3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@luckyblockyoshi 3 жыл бұрын
@@jwdominionpyroraptor4775 that's where the "yes" part comes in
@i.pezzotti853 3 жыл бұрын
Nah they do. The fact that your parents are dead doesn’t mean you were born out of a tree. If that was the case then 37% of the adult population would say the same. It’s just....just not a good joke in my opinion as honest as I can be. I mean, not that you to delete it, I’m just a random asshole in the internet, but that’s what comments and replies are about, sharing your opinion.
@JavohirKh 3 жыл бұрын
😢
@Eagleleadsmc 3 жыл бұрын
3:35 for anyone wondering, this video was made when annotations hadn't been removed from youtube, so that's why it says "click this" and points at nothing
@HAMSWE 3 жыл бұрын
I like how we all are cousins. Just say to a stranger: Hi cousin!
@grozaphy 3 жыл бұрын
Some stranger could be your nephews/niece or grandparents. Also possibly with a few great(s)
@HAMSWE 3 жыл бұрын
@@grozaphy A stranger could be my Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandparent if they are like 9999999999999999999 years old
@HAMSWE 2 жыл бұрын
@Nostalgic History sup
@Anonymous-df8it 2 жыл бұрын
Hi, 10^10000000000000th cousin!
@snowstorm9818 5 жыл бұрын
"The grand nibling" would make a good name for a band.
@daan4206 4 жыл бұрын
But capitalize every first letter of each eord
@mvmlego1212 4 жыл бұрын
@@daan4206 -- Nah. It's gotta be Spongecase: "tHe GraNd nIBblInG".
@hwgoblin 2 жыл бұрын
Sometime in the future: Now playing “Once Removed” by the Grandniblings!
@felixdaniel9472 Жыл бұрын
@@hwgoblin New Series: Once removed, Twice removed and Thrice removed by the -1 Cousin!
@david09baz 3 жыл бұрын
Why do people call their fathers grandmothers brothers Grand Uncle when you can just call them Gruncle
@Xomsabre 3 жыл бұрын
So your Gruncle's sister (who is not your Grandmother) would be your Graunt?... I like it. Problem is, the "Gr-" prefix could still be confused for "Great" instead of "Grand".... but if we can all get on the same (and correct) page, then it shouldn't be an issue.
@david09baz 3 жыл бұрын
Xomsabre 👌🏻
@arthurthekyogre9155 3 жыл бұрын
Why Father's Grandmother's? Why not just Granparent's Brother?
@i.pezzotti853 3 жыл бұрын
This is a huge problem in the english language, the sister of your grandparent is your Grand Aunt. The sister of your great-grandfather is your Great-Grand Aunt. Your great-great grandfa-and well, so on, so on.
@xpearl_heartx 3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised no one’s made a gravity falls joke. *gruncle stan*
@tozboz1018 2 жыл бұрын
You lost me on 'this'.
@stephenbetz2009 Жыл бұрын
Spoiler: part two probably was going to mention that your family tree doesn't go outwards forever, but actually converges at some point in the past sooner than you think.
@oncefighting Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Alabama phenomenon.
@pieterpienaar6649 4 жыл бұрын
1:13 "In-law prefix"... should be in-law suffix...
@potato_nugget 4 жыл бұрын
Postfix
@matbronk1 4 жыл бұрын
@@potato_nugget that's literally the same
@nomadMik 4 жыл бұрын
In-law infix?
@matbronk1 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThaPinkGuy dude, I said postfix and suffix are the same
@Win090949 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThaPinkGuy lol
@oneofthechannelsofalltime2805 5 жыл бұрын
4 and a half years. STILL NO SEQUEL. He's using the Incredible's tactics. Edit: completely forgot that I made this comment, how y'all doing?
@numbersinnames5039 4 жыл бұрын
It’s right here kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5yGnK6mvcqZoYU.html
@brockgaming8648 4 жыл бұрын
@@numbersinnames5039 thats the footnote, not the sequel
@imjusttin 4 жыл бұрын
5 years already still nothing :(
@randaltompson 4 жыл бұрын
Whyyyy
@crazyrobots6565 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he just got uncomfortable with all the incest stuff. It's a mathematical impossibility that your parents are not distant (or in some cases, not so distant) cousins.
@Zurtron 2 жыл бұрын
I do genealogy as a hobby, and once found a 1st. Oisin 5x removed that was alive when my mother was born (1970). The cousin was born in 1870 and died in 1973. This helped me understand just what that removal meant.
@schnuffelschnuffel141 2 жыл бұрын
''Continuing with the basics, you have siblings...'' *cries in only child*
@Ultrox007 7 жыл бұрын
"Which we will explain in part twooooo and a half years later"
@Thebluesniper477925 7 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture... How heretical!
@Ultrox007 7 жыл бұрын
Man Of Imperium Funny thing, I actually like Tau and Eldar; Chaos is too angry, I just like Tzeentch in particular ;P
@Thebluesniper477925 7 жыл бұрын
The Tau can't even melee! lol
@Ultrox007 7 жыл бұрын
Man Of Imperium #FarsightForLife
@Thebluesniper477925 7 жыл бұрын
lol the only good group of Tau.
@jesusmorelikedeeznuts6713 4 жыл бұрын
“You have parents” *sips on tea* Oh heck didn’t know that
@farisalhajjar4640 3 жыл бұрын
@Karen KAREN ALERT KAREN ALERT
@kiryuchan137 3 жыл бұрын
You wanna see the manager?
@frozenstorm158 3 жыл бұрын
@@kiryuchan137 lmao
@SpideyBrawlStars 2 жыл бұрын
It's been 7 Years now and still no sequal of Family Genetics Explained :(
@mikethescienceguy 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it's under production
@abox1942 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikethescienceguy no
@that1_guy Жыл бұрын
Me an olny child: ._.
@Cyancat123 4 жыл бұрын
Today I learned: Instead of calling them your nieces and nephews you can just say niblings.
@arthurthekyogre9155 3 жыл бұрын
I heard that you can call your uncles and aunts piblings
@superbeltman6197 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurthekyogre9155 gross
@Blade.5786 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurthekyogre9155 that sounds like pebble-ingz
@arthurthekyogre9155 3 жыл бұрын
@@superbeltman6197 why is it gross?
@arthurthekyogre9155 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blade.5786 but it's pronounced Pih-blins
@teedub710 8 жыл бұрын
This video came out when I was in 7th grade. I'm in high school now and part 2 still isn't out yet. :(
@khanhsp 8 жыл бұрын
+TeeDubGaming You! Message CGP Grey and insist him!
@All3me1 8 жыл бұрын
:(
@truthpsyren1830 8 жыл бұрын
+TeeDubGaming This is life.
@Retterime 8 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't you be in 9th grade then? That's not high school...
@truthpsyren1830 8 жыл бұрын
In alot of schools it is.
@K0nomi 2 жыл бұрын
2:12 holy crap. ive thought about this in my own time and never imagined id ever see another soul who had thought the exact same thing, even down to every detail
@GhostMoss 2 жыл бұрын
grey: so you are your own -1 counsin me: so wait MY DAD AND MOM ARE MY -2 COUSIN
@Mcdonalds-Cheeseburger 2 жыл бұрын
Weird
@905bro 9 жыл бұрын
I thought being removed was just your family disowning you
@ryanhammock1181 9 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought that it meant your cousin in jail and the twice or once removed thing meant how many times they sent to jail. I was an idiot
@SportsPhanatic17 9 жыл бұрын
Sippin Crown So twice removed would be disowned twice? XD
@zennok 9 жыл бұрын
SportsPhanatic17 they redeemed themselves...then @$&$*# something up again lol
@maxtobin285 8 жыл бұрын
+Sippin Crown i thought is was have many familys they married into or something like that or if someone adpoted a child so they would be a half brother to there siblings and to cousie 1st removed (sorry for spelling mistakes)
@nerdycubing2934 7 жыл бұрын
it makes me happy that my entire family is happy and have smiles on their face
@timtam. 6 жыл бұрын
Except for your spouse's family
@RichConnerGMN 6 жыл бұрын
why does it show me as smiling?
@a.h.i267 5 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Cubing lol
@justspittingsomefacts6425 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@handgun559 Жыл бұрын
I had to watch this after reading the Silmarillion to truly understand the incest happening between Olwe and Elmo's descendants. Olwe and Elmo are brothers. Olwe's granddaughter is Galadriel. Elmo's grandsons are Celeborn and Galathil. Galadriel and Celeborn marry, and are second cousins. But it gets worse Galathil has a great grandson, Elrond. Galadriel and Elrond are second cousins twice removed by blood because they share the parents of Olwe and Elmo. But Galadriel is also Elronds great grandaunt by marriage, because Celeborn is his Great Granduncle. It gets one level worse. Galadriel has a daughter, Celebrian. Guess who the hell she marries. Her third cousin once removed, and grandnephew Elrond. Oh no. I lied. It actually gets another tiny step worse. Elrond had a brother Elros. They are half elven and given the choice to be human or immortal elves. Elrond picks elf and has his daughter Arwen (already a product of gross incest), and Elros picks human. Elros' distant descendant is Aragorn. Making Aragorn and Arwen distant cousins as well. The story plays this for poetics as the reunion of the broken half elven houses. Yes. The reunion of two brothers children. My brain hurts.
@emilygrace8198 3 жыл бұрын
‘You have siblings’ Me an only child: mmmm yeah
@mitchbet 7 жыл бұрын
2 years and still waiting for family genetics explained...
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 6 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Reid 3 years and still waiting
@ok-ki4up 6 жыл бұрын
Pokemon & DBZ fan don't judge 😥 same
@Maple-vy8jo 6 жыл бұрын
4 years now
@eugenx 6 жыл бұрын
The reason the actual number of ancestors is much less than say for example your 15th grandparent which can roughly be calculated as 2 to the 15th power or 33,000 is simply due to inbreeding. This decreases the actual amount of direct ancestors substantially and these 33,000 can be perceived as irrefutably existing generational slots of which many are made up by the same individuals.
@OsvaldoChannel1 6 жыл бұрын
Almost 4 years here
@totallynotjohn8083 3 жыл бұрын
0:27 CGP Grey "You have siblings" Me an only child:Well yes but actually no
@BatCostumeGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Sadge
@orangetorch1720 3 жыл бұрын
@@BatCostumeGuy Feelsbadman
@krishellenberg5715 3 жыл бұрын
Same tbh He’s just diagnosing us with having siblings when we don’t, smh🙄💅✨
@krishellenberg5715 3 жыл бұрын
@@BatCostumeGuy f
@krishellenberg5715 3 жыл бұрын
@Maximus Yagdulas I didn’t say yes, I related to everything else tho
@aki4ketski 2 жыл бұрын
It's been 8 years, still patiently waiting for the sequel I am.
@stevenmichaelhachey4483 2 жыл бұрын
Hi grey, big fan It’s been over 7 years now, really interesting topic plz make part 2
@emilandersson4366 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so thankful for Swedish sometimes. None of that trice-removed stuff and the word for each grandparent/aunt/uncle tells you what side of the family they are from. Great video as always.
@silvermeasuringspoons6462 2 жыл бұрын
The once removed sounds odds to me as well. Like they're "removed"... Removed from what? It's sounds like they're dead 😳
@twobirds5921 2 жыл бұрын
To me it always sounded like they did something so horrible and unforgivable that they were disowned from the family.
@hhh1234h 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly lmao I just call my cousins kids my niece and nephew. Calling them my cousins makes it sound like someone horribly wrong happened um procreation wise.
@cerebrummaximus3762 Жыл бұрын
Then what do you call your Cousin's child?
@cerebrummaximus3762 Жыл бұрын
@@hhh1234h How? My 1st Cousins 1ce removed (ie: Cousin's daughter) is the same age as me, and it is almost ironic to call each other niece or nephew.
@CaptainTimo 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you SO much ! English is my 2nd language and I have always thought something "once removed" meant something like their parents got disowned by the family lol
@TissueCat 8 жыл бұрын
+Captain Erio Don't feel bad. English is my first language, and I thought the same thing.
@zahralockett837 8 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing when I was younger
@lai17 6 жыл бұрын
Lol me too.
@owen9057 6 жыл бұрын
so did i
@SkyTheHusky 2 жыл бұрын
And I thought mother-in-law means she adopted you XD
@avon2033 2 жыл бұрын
Im starting to like this guy for all the things I have never thought about in my life
@rosie2341 2 жыл бұрын
'everyone's favorite: in laws' cracked me up
@accessthemainframe4475 7 жыл бұрын
Grand Nibling sounds like a rank in the KKK.
@polishknight1850 7 жыл бұрын
LOL?
@aegonii8471 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@mikeroch8550 6 жыл бұрын
lel
@anniecreates 6 жыл бұрын
Mccauseland Johnston I really shouldn't laugh at this
@devilsorchard1449 6 жыл бұрын
Grand Dragon is my favorite rank in the KKK.
@ZoggFromBetelgeuse 10 жыл бұрын
All this gets a lot more complicated once you purchase a time machine and start sleeping around in your family tree...
@MartijnvandeStreek 10 жыл бұрын
The loops. THE LOOPS. 😱
@timothywhite717 10 жыл бұрын
next part explains who it is ok to sleeo with i think
@phantomninja01 10 жыл бұрын
Dammit Fry!
@KaiserSynd1918 10 жыл бұрын
apotheos1s "Mr. 'I'm my own grandpa'"
@njblair143 10 жыл бұрын
I came down here to comment about wincest thinking I'd have an unpopular opinion. Glad I was wrong XD
@AdmiralTymothysLootChest Жыл бұрын
8 years later and I'm still waiting for Family Genetics Explained
@SpitefulAZ Жыл бұрын
8 years later, still waiting for part 2.
@claudiag.9307 6 жыл бұрын
So Gruncle Stan is really a Grand uncle, not a Great uncle?
@poppunkrock141 5 жыл бұрын
no he’s a Gruncle^tm
@NAFProjects 5 жыл бұрын
No he's a temmie.
@marcysoucy9522 5 жыл бұрын
I feel lied to.
@damporing7558 5 жыл бұрын
Grancle stan
@dearleader7647 5 жыл бұрын
From gravity falls ???
@benjaminnewington9099 8 жыл бұрын
"In-Law" Is a suffix not a prefix.
@gaytheistape9266 8 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video and check the comments to see if anyone had already posted this :)
@isaacs8783 8 жыл бұрын
If you put the closed captions on at that point he does correct himself and say *suffix*.
@benjaminnewington9099 8 жыл бұрын
Amber Shoffren Are you related to someone called mark?
@benjaminnewington9099 8 жыл бұрын
Amber Shoffren Mark Shoffren?
@isaacs8783 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's my uncle.
@shauryasaxena792 2 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that the part 2 is still coming out
@maront6905 3 жыл бұрын
thankyou i have 4 uncles 4 aunts 25 cousins 2 grandmas 4 siblings and myself very helpful.
@JulianSki 5 жыл бұрын
Did he just assume that I'm not an only child
@noahwilliams8996 5 жыл бұрын
That's because you're not an only child. Your older sister never came back.
@aaronobyonek7206 4 жыл бұрын
I'm an only child too
@levilivesinwisconsin 4 жыл бұрын
My family has 2 1/2 children
@brockgaming8648 4 жыл бұрын
@@levilivesinwisconsin what
@potatosaredead2233 4 жыл бұрын
@@levilivesinwisconsin my family has 3 and a dead children
@Lucy-ng7cw 7 жыл бұрын
Was family genetics explained ever made?
@cdkumquat4953 7 жыл бұрын
not yet
@MythologywithMike 7 жыл бұрын
It's likely that video will never be made. Grey has a habit of promising videos and not delivering on those promises. You get use to it after awhile.
@oro2play 7 жыл бұрын
Oh. That's kind of depressing. I was excited for a CGP Grey video I hadn't seen yet, and then found it linked to the Email List v.v
@MythologywithMike 7 жыл бұрын
I will say that he is improving on keeping his promises. I didn't expect the rules for rulers or animal domestication video made. I don't know if he'll ever come back to Family Genetics though.
@ImperialDrylander 6 жыл бұрын
yeah he will probbably never upload or even makethe family genitics video
@iztoxicity 3 жыл бұрын
In some way, we are all related to our favorite youtubers.
@grozaphy 3 жыл бұрын
Hi my fellow relative!
@Wow-xp9dp 3 жыл бұрын
I think I watched this when I was younger (or something like this) and it explains why I already know this so well
@IveGotToast 10 жыл бұрын
When someone used to say 1st cousin, twice removed, i thought they meant that they were such assholes that they were removed from the family, then given another chance, then removed from the family again.
@PintoRagazzo 10 жыл бұрын
Lol. Your a silly toast.
@SHIFTKICK 10 жыл бұрын
Hahaha this actually made me laugh
@LapNguyen-rq8zt 10 жыл бұрын
It's true I once thought that too
@JuanDVene 10 жыл бұрын
omg me too
@Cubetive 4 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you a joke: *The Habsburg family tree*
@draughtsofapathy 4 жыл бұрын
You mean the Habsburg family circle
@juicykiwi7347 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh that's a family cobweb
@superbeltman6197 3 жыл бұрын
@@draughtsofapathy family square since no curves
@maximsavage 3 жыл бұрын
@@superbeltman6197 I vote it's a well maintained family shrub sculpted into a cubic shape.
@michaelrogers1066 3 жыл бұрын
@@draughtsofapathy the Habsburg family ladder
@nasreddinemerabtene7597 Жыл бұрын
8 years later, still no part 2
@krishellenberg5715 3 жыл бұрын
0:29 “You have siblings” Me, an only child: *where?*
@tiny_boi2261 3 жыл бұрын
This video: “exists” Alabama: “well I’m gonna have to stop you right there bud”
@samd2612 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@catalinbugi2035 3 жыл бұрын
@@samd2612 In alabama there is the biggest percentage of inbreedings (sibling having child together) leading to some deformities, and a pretty complex famili tree
@lillycline1414 3 жыл бұрын
@@catalinbugi2035 that’s the joke but it’s also false information the one with the highest percentage is Washington state or Oregon
@windup4120 3 жыл бұрын
@@lillycline1414 actually I'm pretty sure it's alaska
@cupcakethecupcake9611 3 жыл бұрын
the way i choked when i saw this comment
@abuzzedwhaler7949 6 жыл бұрын
"Onto the reason you're probably watching this video: cousins." **Distorted country music plays with Confederate flag on screen**
@OnlyNotes 5 жыл бұрын
_Sweet Home Alabama bass boosted_
@wage1353 4 жыл бұрын
Or you're mexican and still trying to figure out how to figure out how your family fit on your tree
@walidhannan7250 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe that this video is from 2014. The quality is great.
@ahmedmahomed Жыл бұрын
*Suffix 1:20-1:25
@gh0ul1sh_4n4rchy 3 жыл бұрын
"When you get married" Like that's ever gonna happen....
@dinamosflams 3 жыл бұрын
Wanna drink?
@sleepful1917 3 жыл бұрын
not with that attitude
@eggocactuses7112 3 жыл бұрын
me: *laughs in Ace/Aro*
@ohja1618 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being married
@ineedabadbleep1557 3 жыл бұрын
@@ohja1618 lmaoo imagine
@jasondeng7677 4 жыл бұрын
0:47 this is known as asexual reproduction and it is perfectly normal so don't worry
@ilovecheez7769 4 жыл бұрын
I proceed to remove my finger, regrow it, and watch as it grows an entire person out of it.
@jasondeng7677 4 жыл бұрын
@@ilovecheez7769 ...
@ilovecheez7769 4 жыл бұрын
I can't worry, but you can?
@jasondeng7677 4 жыл бұрын
@@strangelyukrainian7314 ...
@jasondeng7677 4 жыл бұрын
@@strangelyukrainian7314 it's tiME TO *FIND OUT* *starts chainsaw
@Articulate99 3 жыл бұрын
Always enjoyable, thanks.
@lorenzodepaoli3642 2 жыл бұрын
I swear you made my family tree more complicated, I usually just listen at what my parents tell me to call someone
@danielmccully706 6 жыл бұрын
Over three years later... no family genetics explained!
@warren5037 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel McCully give up on it
@illiiilli24601 5 жыл бұрын
fouir
@stevenslater5584 5 жыл бұрын
4 now
@ahistoryfanatic5683 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe when his dad dies??????????????
@aidenmckinney982 5 жыл бұрын
Yup we are still waiting Grey also still want that Settlers of Catan Vid
@Omni315 10 жыл бұрын
"-in-law" is a suffix not a prefix Sorry
@Rainstorm47397 10 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment the same thing. We are horrible people... :(
@jovica94 10 жыл бұрын
Sweet pick up. CGP is going to beat himself up so much for this mistake.
@CODtriggerhippy 10 жыл бұрын
Jovica Babunski I'm kind of happy he didn't find it, otherwise we would have to wait an other week before we could watch this video
@16m49x3 10 жыл бұрын
Jovica Babunski NOO I feel so sorry for him :S
@zunedog31 10 жыл бұрын
What are you sorry about? Not giving him an automatic pass on everything because we like him?
@GodOfGunShapedSticks 3 жыл бұрын
I knew how a family tree worked before this but despite that I still wanted to watch this
@geraldallistairjao853 Жыл бұрын
Hi CGP Grey! I explained this to my family and they just said “we are family. That’s it”.
@jackpada7015 3 жыл бұрын
"you become pseudo siblings" alabamians: WE DONT NEED NO PSEUDO HERE
@acehighjohn1759 3 жыл бұрын
bunch of psuedophiles
@jacksonlong4327 3 жыл бұрын
Alabama here and I just gave to say what a great joke, did you make it up on your own? It’s so funny and it’s not like I see/hear the same joke everyday for over 4 years
@acehighjohn1759 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonlong4327 Since the birth of ur auntie/neice?
@Randomela 2 жыл бұрын
Boku no hitomodoki (i am pseudohuman)
@Anonymous-df8it 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonlong4327 Just pretend it says ‘Habsburg’ instead!
@iforgottobuycereal6101 4 жыл бұрын
"This chart happens to stop at 10th cousins..." Yeah... umm... you lost me at "This is you."
@EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl 4 жыл бұрын
What?
@rat_gameing 3 жыл бұрын
I got lost at “this”
@benokhattirach310 3 жыл бұрын
Family tree : exists Alabama : *nerveous in sweetness*
@stupiddumb3402 2 жыл бұрын
Wow I can't believe you actually helped me understand... I thought I would never see the day
@cloroxbleach7554 5 жыл бұрын
Alabama: family tree? more like a dating tree amirite hehehe
@adilh_05 5 жыл бұрын
More like family circle
@yourlocalcryptid8095 5 жыл бұрын
Alabama: Tinder? More like Ancestry.com!
@seansullivan655 5 жыл бұрын
Such a jacksfilms thing to say
@liamgriffin218 4 жыл бұрын
Sean Sullivan I bet your family tree is a straight line.
@seansullivan655 4 жыл бұрын
@@liamgriffin218 yea if you include me plus your mom
@carlosmunguia3843 4 жыл бұрын
2:23 Does that mean my parents are my -2nd Cousins?
@theaveragecomment1014 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@Distantexplosion1076 3 жыл бұрын
i guess?
@Rainlars1031 3 жыл бұрын
No your aunt or uncle
@duckles426 3 жыл бұрын
yes, because you have to go down negative one times, or in human words, up once.
@Rainlars1031 3 жыл бұрын
@@duckles426 yes smart wove
@Lightningfootjones 3 жыл бұрын
Simplest way to sum it up: if you share a parent, you’re a sibling. If you share a grandparent, you’re a cousin. If you share a great grandparent, you’re a second cousin, etc. etc.
@younscrafter7372 3 жыл бұрын
In german we use the same numbering system for auncles( yes I got that word from tiktok) and nibblings. For example, my cousin's daughter would be my second niece.
@trun_k 7 жыл бұрын
Basically, we all are nth cousins to CGP Grey.
@CadetGriffin 6 жыл бұрын
_*Nth cousins N times removed_
@PenisGabber 6 жыл бұрын
*Nth cousins x times removed. Don’t mix your variables.
@DoctorScrimguard 6 жыл бұрын
Grey mentioned how siblings are a type of cousin. Can that logic be applied in reverse to say that cousins are a type of sibling?
@azestical6566 6 жыл бұрын
Tarun Kumar nth cousin x times removed actually
@Nunyuhbusniz 5 жыл бұрын
Tarun Kumar hey cousin what’s up
@TheBiggestCrazyDuck 10 жыл бұрын
Cousin, it's your cousin.
@tolvajtamas8567 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he used the genetical marks for males and females, gotta teach kids the basics of genetics! :D
@Fakemarcel Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican, this is a very useful resource, thank you Grey