Comedy gold

You know where Weatherford TX is?

And they have hooter’s😏

Especially near schools

I'm just imagining a drive by on a scooter

Dude that is the most spot on depiction I’ve ever heard!

That’s pretty fkin accurate… As someone who has lived in Austin their entire life.. it’s the Californian shithole of Texas

Californians who can't afford California*

Red dead online with the outrageous outfits

So many people from Cali love to Austin.

And no state income tax

Fun fact: the average Californian pays less in state taxes than the average Texan because Texas has significantly higher sales tax and property to make up for it. The average effective state tax rate for Texas families is 12.9% while the average effective state tax rate for CA families is 8.9%.

@@Nether2342 California pays more in overall taxes because they simply get taxed for everything. That’s why everything is so expensive

@@Nether2342 percentage wise, yes, but everything in california is more expensive. A house of equal size and quality is 2x as expensive in california. So you are paying for half the amount of house with your 3% tax difference. Property taxes in Texas are 1.6% on average, and 0.7% in California. So lets say its double for easy math. So a house in Texas that costs $100K would run you 1.6k in taxes. In California, the same house would cost upwards of $200k and run you 1.4k in taxes, but your mortgage is also still double.

Fun fact they’ll find a way to charge you anyways and rent is going up up up

Houston and Austin are both enclaves. But Austin has the mountains whereas Houston has mosquitos.

@@christianguzman8228 Houston is diet New Orleans

I tell ppl to move to Houston as long as they’re cool with a visually ugly, crowded city. Cheap rent, ugly city with nothing to do

@@leonardtamez5281 ugly because of utilitarianism and efficiency, We didnt have time to develop beautiful walkable ornamented buildings with beautiful architecture and public spaces, because of the population boom and rapid industrialization. But i think we are at a place where we can chill with the suburban sprawl and focus on building a beautiful walkable pedestrian based city. keep in mind houston is only 170 years old and most of that time the population was small.

@@DivinesLegacy Houston and “pedestrian-oriented city” don’t exist lol. It’s the least walkable big city in North America

🤣 best part of the video 🤣

Only if you're packing a can of Grizzly. That's why he didn't get a cab.

Too bad he wasn't tapping it right

Yes we also watched the video

I lolled that hard

fr man we been taking other construction materials for granite bro

@@Sticknub Fr

That's really true. I've never thought about that.

@@Sticknub ah ha

Granite town lmfao

Comments like these only show you have never made it out of the suburb you live in

@bigtittyclaudia it's a comment like mine that shows I've actually been to Austin and witnessed it myself...close to the event center. I guess I was also just seeing things when some homeless addict looked right at me as me and my wife were walking to Prohibition Creamery when he must have been getting ready to vaccinate himself after lighting his spoon and said, "I'm not doing drugs." - Some hobo, 2018. Maybe next time, talk smack to someone who hasn't actually traveled the country and the world, visited the home country of his parents, etc.

@@JD-rp3ob So you're just a moron then. Austin, TX isn't nearly as bad as other parts of the US and the world though somebody that has been to those places should be aware of this. Actually, for the residents of these cities finding those who experience housing insecurity bathe in public is a fairly common, every day event. There isn't much special or exciting about it, just a person using a creek, or somewhere not meant for bathing, to bathe. Your disrespect and disregard of these individuals is concerning though makes me glad to know I can assume you do not live anywhere close to a city with a large population of homeless residents. We do not want you, the housed residents do not want people like you either. Stay in the rural backwoods or suburbs where it's okay to be backwards.

@bigtittyclaudia yeah, bathing naked in front of children isn't something that needs to be normalized. I guess you believe in pedophiles being a protected class. Those wirh housing insecurities...homeless people. Just call it how it is. Stop being such a puss-cake and be up front. That's what's wrong with people: they don't wanna harm someone's BS feelings. It's disrespectful for someone to get naked in front of children in public. He could have gone to a hundred other places that are more private than a damn creek in the middle of Austin.

@@JD-rp3ob Those sorts of people normally do not go to other places since it is difficult and expensive getting around, public transportation, Rideshares, no car. Shelters and other nonprofit that offer bathrooms can be dangerous, leading to theft, drug use, violence, over crowded, only open between 6pm - 6am . It's often safer for the resident to remain without shelter in many of the cities that provide billions in homeless assistance

Plz save me the research and tell me why?

@GeorgeCostanza sounds like los Angeles California in the 80s 💀

sounds like 3rd ave in seattle every city has one

I wonder if 6th street everywhere is like that lmaoo I know a few places it’s the same

@@freeestyleobsessed thats brazil vibes

93. 🤣 Maybe in APRIL. Today it was 93 degrees by 10 am. It’s 103 right now, 109 heat index.

93 and gloomy not muggy

@@zrqy. yeah I was like TF did muggy come from

houston.

@@VinRocks for real

Houston is a wasteland too

Same here, moved there for work in 2014, moved back to Houston in 22. The dyed hair and dumpster statements were spot on. Fuckin hipsters. I worked remodeling bars, restaurants and breweries and as soon as I saw someone new from like Idaho or some shit it was literally a matter of a week till they showed up with colored hair and totally different clothes. 😂

Ya they ruined the big cities

@@bigg_survivor_8876 well ok I’m sorry I didn’t mean to EXIST

@@abramsmith3627 thanks

@@abramsmith3627 you should know better

@@bigg_survivor_8876 they’re starting to spread out into the country now too 🤦‍♂️

Used to live there before the California people moved in waves and went back recently and its not the same tbh

As someone who used to live in Jarrell, help Round Rock is consuming us ahhhhh

Round rock is just a rich mans Austin

You gotta go to manor now

Round rock is trash. Hate to break to you.

Same

ACA baby! Came here to say fu¢k everyone that's a Christian and hasn't even read the bible.

As a former El Paso Resident. Im pretty glad a left when I did.

Homelessness is up in literally every city in the US.

@@DannyJoe08 this is mostly true, however homelessness in Texas has gone down 5% in the last four years as opposed to Austin’s homelessness rate going up roughly 13% in that same time frame. It’s not the explosion that other cities and states have, but it’s the biggest in Texas (except for maybe Dallas). That being said, some cities hide it better than others, controlling the homeless population to a specific area in the city. This is not the case with Austin as it’s very common to see homelessness wherever you go in Austin. From 2019 to 2021, violent crime in Austin rose 23.3% as opposed to Texas’ 7.8% increase in that time. Given the 2022 crime and traffic report for Austin is not yet released, I cannot give a fully updated statistic. But either way you look at it, Austin’s homelessness and violent crime has grown faster than that of the Texas average.

In Fort Worth when we want the Austin experience we just go to Rosedale/Lancaster

​@@TheTotallyRealXiJinpingshit here on the East Coast we pretty much don't have any choice but to tolerate it, some of the homeless people here are fuckin assholes too tho. I remember one time a hooker stopped me walking into a Sunoco for gas to ask me if I wanted to party and I of course said no. Then as I'm walking back out to my car the same fuckin hooker tried pressin for money and I told her I spent cash I had on me for gas, then this bitch started gettin aggro callin me a fuckin liar and a broke liar and then had the audacity to then ask me for change after she just got done cussin at me and callin me a liar so I ultimately just ended up sayin "listen if you don't fuck off and leave me alone I fuckin swear to christ I'll call the cops and say some hooker is tryin to proposition me and hassling me for money in exchange for an hour wit her blown out filthy puss."

You were "hopping park benches one night"? You're just going to casually move past that? What does that even mean??

It's an AirBnb, now. Only $250/night but the $150 cleaning fee is ridic. It does come with a 4 pack of Eastciders or a couple mini Tito's. The trash pandas show is lit, too.

don't forget the sunroof

@@austinnewsome7137 🤣🤣

Yup... accurate

Don’t forget the sunroof. You better jump on that deal bruh.

that was funny af

Now I want an M-16

@Andrew Edmonds I feel so terrible for y’all

Portland already has m16

So it's Portland..

Yep. Kinda peaked in the 1990's, days of La Zona Rosa, Flipnotics, Green Muse, etc.

Could you elaborate on what made it so bad?

@@joshua-uy2wb Way too many people, insane prices on drinks and BBQ, lots of obnoxious "woo girls" screaming about how great Austin is while they prance around. Just not my vibe at all. The traffic is nuts now too due to the influx of people.

I am growing up in Austin raised by ppl who were here in the mid 1900’s I constantly hear “oh that’s new” “oh my dad used to take me hiking in those woods now it’s an apartment block” “that used to be so and so’s farm” Ya I would have liked to grow up in the old Austin too everyone I know says leftists murdered Austin and to the largest extent that is true… but idk I feel like something else did it too but I can’t put my finger on it.

I’m from ca moved to Texas. This is ca Berkeley. Hated staying in Austin while waiting for my home to close in a more rural area.

Facts that's all you see here in Ft Worth

​@@brandonatkins9087 it's the Austin folks that dye their hair.

living in Fort Worth too here 🙋‍♂️

Austinite here. Somebody help.

I'm so glad people ignore San Antonio cause we vibin here

Indeed very Texan

I had to find this comment 😂

💩 💩 💩

Your not funny

but then you would shit your pants and not in the pot

Ain’t no way this guy commenting my thoughts 💀

🧀

Just remember to hide your license plate.😂

Well as a dane i would just like to say thanks for the shout out on "copenhagen wintergreen long cut"

take a gun for safety

But are you here performing!?

I don’t chew anymore but that was still funny af🤣

@@jordanbarnard64 same

My fav. I stopped chewing tho.

Plz stop using dip and smoke 3 cigs a day like a real man.

@@krusher181 because real men slowly kill themselves

The most dangerous fucking place in the south.

@@maxhydekyle2425 the clubs there are disgusting

@@maxhydekyle2425 You got to be joking, come down to the bog, swamp country don’t play. 6th street just petty.

The Detroit of texas

@@maxhydekyle2425 yea I’m surprised bro didn’t get shot

Oh you haven’t been to Laredo

Dude that's everywhere in Texas.

I did shit myself though

Damn, called me right the fuck out

Hah, i just did that

You’re

You're*

I think he's trying to say it's like Portland because all the libtards from Cali are moving there.

was waiting for this 🤣

crazy

Also it’s not a shithole like Portland😂

Yuuuup i love how ppl assume Oregon is only Portland and that Portland is all gun haters or something. Oregon is widely Rural and even the democrats like guns 🔫

Texas is crap for the most part

You ain't from Texas then. Austin is probably the most liberal place in the South I've ever been to. It's always been that way too.

@@chrisalexander8110 god I hate those stickers “KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD”

@@bigz_zdog1116 they are the worst lol you could pay me to live there.

@@chrisalexander8110 Texas is the West not the South

bro i am too i was like wtf 💀

Lmao yeah, Dallas is the most untexan Texan city, yet we’re still better than Austin, San Antonio is cool tho

im also from ft worth, felt some offense to the queso joke not gonna lie lmao

@@shoto42 naw Dallas is definitely the most Texas out of the big 3

@@Maxis196 born in Austin, live in fort worth we bleed queso 😂

You could be further lol

From experience, so true

the homeless in austin are amateurs

Seen it

I went pre covid and post/late covid. It’s out of control.

Don't forget Congress and Lavaca.

New Yorker moment

Bruh never visited Austin thinks it’s a dump loooool. I’ve never lived anywhere better than Austin

As someone living in Austin, it’s a bit exaggerated, however NYC/Cali those prices are accurate

​​@@dyldog nah Austin n the surrounding area's pricey as fuck.. Unless you want low income housing you gotta make at least 20$ n hr to live somewhat comfortably on your own.. & thats just for a 1 or 2 bed AP.. If they even have any available.. Mortgage price are ridiculous as well

I'm not from the US but when I went to Memphis and Nashville on holidays, there were not a lot of attractive women. Basically all of those "cowgirls" were quite overweight.

Same lmao

I was born and raised in austin and it has changed so much in the past 20 years.. ugh its so sad.. and the pandemic ended so many legendary restaurants.

@@TexasBornGamer666 That's what happens when the government decides which businesses are "essential" or not, while providing little to no financial assistance to the ones that have to close.

@@1845net oh my god shut up

@@TexasBornGamer666 and the homeless camping stuff and crime. Traffic, stupid ass politics etc, it’s a shame and a mess

Right bro just shitted on Austin 😂 glad I’m from Dallas 🤣

@@miketootall2973 right, the fatter, balder Austin

Why nobody should wanna live here xD

Dallas blows…..probably not the biggest US city that has no seasoning whatsoever

Straight up

lmao fr. it’s not often u see austin represented on media tho

I'm near your city. It's a lie because I see more Mexican theme restaurants than in Austin, lol.

co-signing this as another fellow Texan.

@@lt.corndog2862 Thank you fellow Texan

Except for our new dumbass laws, everything else is cool tho

Send another snow storm to shut you up

Oregon is an open carry state

The democratic republic of Portland is most definitely not

I live in Portland def not open carry.

@@iluvfood5671 look up, “is Oregon an open carry state?” And you’ll find your answer

@@godemperortrump6932, Portland has something wrong with it, but the more frontier parts of Oregon are some of the most conservative spots for gun ownership and laws.

A lot of bs and exaggeration in his vids but alooot of these vids are true

@@PatternLand someone his hurt by this

@@bizzzzzzle I’m some people do get butthurt over his vids lol

@@PatternLand can firm, that hurt to red.

@@jacobferrera1777 did you intentionally spell read like that? All I did was leave out a word but I can see your frustration lol

💀💀💀

Foul tarnished

I thought it takes place in Ohio?

@@definitelyhuman3512 I thought that was caelid

Boise Idaho or Tulsa, OK

Nah Boise will never be cool

Yep I worked in Austin for a summer. No thank you. I’ll stay out of the big cities lol.

We built a tollway to run 90 around it for a reason...

Just college kids partying?

I'd rather live in Austin than anywhere else in that backwards state

@@jlluna2633 then please be sure to tell all of your friends. There are far too many of you and your ilk moving here.

As someone near Portland and hearing about Austin, seems on point. Even that weather, least in summer, sounded so much like it is out here, 93 but gloomy.

Didn’t chop in Portland have people running around with assault rifles?

@@currentthingsupporteryeah

oregon has open carry and plenty of gun lovers so no its not really true

@@clemfreeman8185 you know this was a joke right? lmao jesus touch grass

Yeah the Copenhagen part didn't apply to Austin at all but in the hick Texas town I grew up in it sure did.

Facts

Welcome to the club lol

ya all that great food amazing concerts and beautiful women walking everywhere must be a nightmare I'm sure it would be much better to be born in Somalia

@@firstlast8258 dude shut the fuck up, it’s not about that, it’s about it being a heathenistic landscape full of a bunch of mentally Ill losers who can’t do anything but hope to fit in with everything around them.

@@firstlast8258 dude, fuck Austin, it's only good for driving up housing prices

(Y) same

Same 😂!!!

Fr

same bro

Please help me do other states have queso or not? I’m confused now

@@Wl13357f sad to say but no

@@ittz_hazardous2911 so y’all have it it’s just not as popular as Tex mex queso

Fort worth has queso...And some of the best hole in the wall taco spots lol😂😅.

@@slanderstylez977 have you ever had Velvet Taco? It’s so good

So you moved within the second most worthless state in the US?

Should've stayed in Fort Worth

LA doesn't talk shit about SF, we don't care

@@salvadorbanuelos6718 you right actually. As much as I’ve heard people clowning on LA, everyone I’ve met from socal has been super sweet irl

#ATX FOREVER

Spoken like someone who has never lived anywhere else

Thanks for telling us how woke you are.

@@Dorian803 literally

Yes they are not the same

People say this about every city now 🤨