Impossible Not To CRINGE

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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

2 жыл бұрын

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@dylanshistoryclub6427
@dylanshistoryclub6427 Жыл бұрын
Kris: "I don't understand this generation" Me who's somehow considered part of "that" generation: "Me neither"
@gorillaman1
@gorillaman1 Жыл бұрын
same
@king_of_nothing1808
@king_of_nothing1808 Жыл бұрын
Same
@evanbeitzel7511
@evanbeitzel7511 Жыл бұрын
same
@shadowanimator6130
@shadowanimator6130 Жыл бұрын
Same
@user-sy4yn5be5r
@user-sy4yn5be5r Жыл бұрын
Same
@AndukeMTGEDH
@AndukeMTGEDH 2 жыл бұрын
The most entertaining thing about cringe-toks is that the person in it planned it, shot it, sometimes even edited it, then said "he'll yeah, that's great" and posted it
@yourinternetparent6708
@yourinternetparent6708 2 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly why they scare me 😶
@been2605
@been2605 2 жыл бұрын
@@yourinternetparent6708 faith in humanity is lost
@seankenny174
@seankenny174 2 жыл бұрын
And then went "this'll get views because of it" sometimes
@Aerostorm56
@Aerostorm56 2 жыл бұрын
So yeah i legit know someone like this who lives in their own world, cannot seperate reality from fiction, theres dramatic, then theres whatever this is. In Japanese i think they call it Chunibyo.
@CelisticMarion
@CelisticMarion 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@xaviornaill324
@xaviornaill324 Жыл бұрын
kris: "how do you wash eyeballs" my brain: "maybe ten to twenty gallons of bleach"
@christineconway8548
@christineconway8548 2 ай бұрын
True
@shenarose
@shenarose Ай бұрын
Lmao
@l1nkshydro183
@l1nkshydro183 Ай бұрын
PLZ GIVE ME THE BLEACH
@tr0u6l3m4k3r
@tr0u6l3m4k3r 10 ай бұрын
I love how Kris is so nice and tries to not say anything mean at all !! Haha love you Kris .
@Fluffy_nature_cloudddddd
@Fluffy_nature_cloudddddd 2 ай бұрын
She said everything means re u dumb?
@ariescuspqueen7104
@ariescuspqueen7104 2 ай бұрын
same
@r.j.bedore9884
@r.j.bedore9884 2 жыл бұрын
5:28 Kris, that anime is called "Food Wars" and is about an elite culinary school that has cooking "battles" with various wagers placed on the outcome. The guy with the red hair is the main character who constantly gets challenged by his wealthy elite classmates because he is a transfer student who lives in the "affordable" dorm and is looked down on by them. The running gag of the show is that he makes food so good that it basically gives his female classmates orgasms when they eat it.
@thepinkapocalypse8826
@thepinkapocalypse8826 2 жыл бұрын
I trough no one is gonna talk about the food wars XD
@finn7877
@finn7877 2 жыл бұрын
congrats, you just traumatised me.
@Karma-ik7kp
@Karma-ik7kp 2 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHA I WAS SCROLLING TO SEE SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT
@shinyeevee2396
@shinyeevee2396 2 жыл бұрын
If they didn't I was I believe it's like 4 to 5 seasons of this show too.
@victoriapotts4395
@victoriapotts4395 2 жыл бұрын
I know right those that get it get it
@kittenryan1145
@kittenryan1145 2 жыл бұрын
I love the Scar reference! “I assume that a puppy or a kitten scratched you because you're a f**cking a**whole.” Lol, you are the best, Kris! Thank you for making my day all the time. 😂❤️
@jitgtij
@jitgtij 2 жыл бұрын
She is bashing a random person on the internet and that funny. If a kitten had scratched you face would you be an as*hole? Or would you feel insecure with a huge scar across your face. If I get my face scratched for life, I would be sad and try anything to get my face right. Does that make me an as*hole or human?
@alivingperson631
@alivingperson631 2 жыл бұрын
@@jitgtij she means that for a kitten or puppy to go for the eye you would have to do something to aggravate it first and when that happens you either did something terrible or did something the animal didn’t like, which indirectly or directly makes you an asshole. I don’t think the comment meant anything towards people with scars but only towards people who abuse animals. I apologize if I misunderstand your comment.
@Dead25m
@Dead25m 2 жыл бұрын
@@jitgtij Imagine reading that much into someone reacting to a person doing cringey stuff
@kacisharp8035
@kacisharp8035 2 жыл бұрын
@@jitgtij g
@summer-nw7kl
@summer-nw7kl 2 жыл бұрын
True
@Teaganloveshorses
@Teaganloveshorses Ай бұрын
Pov of your classmates flips off the teacher when they’re out of the room. When she asks you about it, she does the same gesture as the person to see if it was the right movement.
@CRAIG_FUCKER
@CRAIG_FUCKER 10 ай бұрын
I was crying a few minutes ago and this just made my day a whole lot better :)
@Ianto_Jones
@Ianto_Jones 8 ай бұрын
Aw hope ur ok
@user-ph6nu5jy4u
@user-ph6nu5jy4u 3 ай бұрын
I’m glad your happy now
@Bendyxalice-fw6gs
@Bendyxalice-fw6gs 2 ай бұрын
Me too
@Bendyxalice-fw6gs
@Bendyxalice-fw6gs 2 ай бұрын
I hope your ok
@Jay-rb5pg
@Jay-rb5pg 2 жыл бұрын
5:40 they had the same two characters from a show about cooking where they cause each other to have foodgasms. Basically love at first waffle.
@Sharkboy_ripoff
@Sharkboy_ripoff 2 жыл бұрын
It’s actually a sex innuendo, it took me a sec but basically his “egg” entered her.
@DrewP3ac0k
@DrewP3ac0k 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sharkboy_ripoff No it's from food wars anime. Jay was correct, the show is basically just foodgasm
@jadethedragon4281
@jadethedragon4281 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that’s what it was, I had no idea who the characters are, and my thought was that cooking the egg was an innuendo for “scrabbling her eggs” i.e. rough s*x lol. Thanks for the explanation!! Not an edit, just an addition/after thought, this is why I was in the comments, I was looking for someone to say something about that clip lol
@celestebastian8931
@celestebastian8931 2 жыл бұрын
i was scrolling and waiting for someone to answer her question! 🤣🤣
@SebasTian-lc7kq
@SebasTian-lc7kq Жыл бұрын
@@DrewP3ac0k i mean......it could be both🤔
@izolia.
@izolia. 2 жыл бұрын
The filters are horrible, who even made them lol. First of all, I would like to say that I’ve been going through tough things lately and I always look forward to your videos. Kris, I know you understand those days or even weeks you feel weak or sad or even angry and I thank you for making me laugh and smile because I don’t fake it for once. I thank you once again.
@sillyjellyfish2421
@sillyjellyfish2421 2 жыл бұрын
and here i thought that yassification was bad enough. i'm so grad that i never made a tiktok account. anything worth seeing will eventually make its way onto tumblr hellsite (affectionally)
@chloeplunkett8707
@chloeplunkett8707 2 жыл бұрын
Prayers for your tough times
@briella6015
@briella6015 2 жыл бұрын
bro the angry faces are so CRINGE😭😂I need to wash out my eyes.Hope y'all are doing amazing!
@MoosieGacha
@MoosieGacha 2 ай бұрын
3:46 it’s a karaoke version of Hide And Seek. The words to it in this part goes like this: Ding dong I know you can hear me Open up the door I only wanna play a little
@lunar-gardens-official
@lunar-gardens-official 11 ай бұрын
Kris: "Tell me how to wash my eyeballs out!" Me: Mr. Clean magic Eraser.
@sophiasmith6560
@sophiasmith6560 Жыл бұрын
Every time Kris says "I don't understand this generation" I say "Neither do I"
@shyannearvai7943
@shyannearvai7943 Жыл бұрын
same
@firelionguurl
@firelionguurl Жыл бұрын
Same with me. I am even apart of "this generation"
@TigerClawswrath
@TigerClawswrath Жыл бұрын
200th like, you're welcome ;)
@_L0CAL_BASTARD_
@_L0CAL_BASTARD_ Жыл бұрын
@@firelionguurlsame
@humansanik8210
@humansanik8210 Жыл бұрын
its sad when your age considers you as this generation
@giantsi
@giantsi 2 жыл бұрын
Anytime Kris compliments us,she makes even the worst days better no matter how terrible things happen in our life ❤️Love ya
@RiccardoRayen
@RiccardoRayen 2 жыл бұрын
Totaly true she's amazing
@notglitched511
@notglitched511 2 жыл бұрын
very true
@emmanovabrooksstewart1083
@emmanovabrooksstewart1083 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@ARPOYT
@ARPOYT 2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@The_Fallen_One_Lucifer
@The_Fallen_One_Lucifer 2 жыл бұрын
True
@user-ek4ry7ly8u
@user-ek4ry7ly8u Жыл бұрын
when someone does smthn cringe or embarrassing, its cringe and embarrassing. but when kris does it its funny and amusing. pure talent kris love ya!
@Madiysn
@Madiysn 9 ай бұрын
10:21 the fact that I’m eating a burger right now is hilarious😂
@lillimcdonald4691
@lillimcdonald4691 Жыл бұрын
That Transition from the terrifying cringe to the sponser is spot on 👌❤️
@adventureswithaurora
@adventureswithaurora 9 ай бұрын
Right? XD So smooth!
@krysisgames3358
@krysisgames3358 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Kris watched all that cringe for us to enjoy makes me feel better about myself
@courtneydennis9251
@courtneydennis9251 2 жыл бұрын
Feel it!
@Sparxky-
@Sparxky- 2 ай бұрын
I saw a furry at the zoo today, I had to stop my family from taking pictures of her because they didn’t have consent. She wasn’t really doing anything weird, just walking on all fours occasionally. I’m sure she got a few stink eyes and bad remarks, but props to her for wearing a mask in public 👏
@starlight5217
@starlight5217 9 ай бұрын
The anime lap top thing it’s an anime called food wars where there is realky good food and it just gets confusing complicating and not advised for young eyes…
@naimac1015
@naimac1015 2 жыл бұрын
I was seriously crying for the first few minutes and considered not finishing the video. Then the clip at 5:38 got be nodding, “oh yeah, I know what that is!” Kris, look up the anime Food Wars. It is a different take on the school theme storyline; but these teenage elite chefs are so good at their craft they give new meaning to the term foodgasm!
@key_gaudy6836
@key_gaudy6836 2 жыл бұрын
Foodgasm?🤣 lol best description of the anime🤣🤌
@loursehoshi
@loursehoshi 2 жыл бұрын
She's gonna be so lost just on the first episode, she's probably gonna say;"wth did I just watch?" 😭😭😂😂😂
@huda1361
@huda1361 2 жыл бұрын
Stop, don’t recommend that show for pure Kris
@MakoTako12654
@MakoTako12654 2 жыл бұрын
@@huda1361 Don't stop. Do recommend this show for pure Kris.
@naimac1015
@naimac1015 2 жыл бұрын
honestly I actually looked up the recipe for that Gotcha Pork roast from the first episode, it’s good stuff. I learned many recipes and technique discussions from that series; so it’s actually worth the watch.
@davebruck4104
@davebruck4104 2 жыл бұрын
Despite the fact she is obviously a very, very busy woman, she manages the time to make everyone laugh and smile with her very special sense of humor. I look forward to her rays of sunshine 😀
@celestia..
@celestia.. 2 жыл бұрын
This is her job tho
@ilkemagic7721
@ilkemagic7721 2 жыл бұрын
this is legit her freaking job
@solar_dragonz
@solar_dragonz 9 ай бұрын
I like that Kris may not support the furry community, but she still respects them. The only reason she didn’t like this one was for what it was doing, which is understandable
@allanknox8216
@allanknox8216 10 ай бұрын
Every time I watch Kris I feel good. Wish I could subscribe more than once!
@jjxjones
@jjxjones 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all think how nice and kind kris is?!? She’s a Queen! Stay positive kris!
@emmanovabrooksstewart1083
@emmanovabrooksstewart1083 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@averyhand2038
@averyhand2038 2 жыл бұрын
Bro the guy at 8:33 literally looks like the guy that Margo has a crush on in despicable me 2
@Robloxian6.0
@Robloxian6.0 2 ай бұрын
Omg yes
@emily_cheese3146
@emily_cheese3146 2 ай бұрын
Oh my word!! You're right!!!
@user-ph3tp2dh6s
@user-ph3tp2dh6s 6 ай бұрын
“Trap the thirst” got me dying 💀🤣
@yellowisnowonyoutube
@yellowisnowonyoutube 9 ай бұрын
the second one lol "GOD DAMNIT I CANT READ IT" killled me lol
@punkypiesyt4871
@punkypiesyt4871 2 жыл бұрын
3:08 I KNEW IT! I KNEW OLI LONDON WAS GOING TO BE IN THIS
@Shad0s
@Shad0s 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is always able to make us smile, even on terrible days.
@shnzsq
@shnzsq 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, had one of the worst days today for absolutely no fuckin reason, get a notification from KZfaq that Kris posted a new vid and tada: day saved
@llllayitdownlll5434
@llllayitdownlll5434 2 жыл бұрын
true
@itspandalol381
@itspandalol381 2 жыл бұрын
You know what that’s true
@deleted_.20118
@deleted_.20118 2 жыл бұрын
Frrrr
@Izyb3lll
@Izyb3lll 2 жыл бұрын
Hear hear
@Demenslayer
@Demenslayer 2 ай бұрын
I swear i got third hand embarrassment 😂😂😂
@Lovelylillac-
@Lovelylillac- Жыл бұрын
“Oh what a gentleman 🥴🤠🤠” you sounded like a Australian😂😂✨✨
@glitchgodvr3010
@glitchgodvr3010 Жыл бұрын
I love how kris didnt cringe at the furry for being a furry she cringed at what they were doing :)
@Ink_the_artist
@Ink_the_artist Жыл бұрын
i agree
@dino_nuggets4995
@dino_nuggets4995 Жыл бұрын
Same, i realy hope the furry did that as a joke. Even if its a joke please dont do this.
@The_1t_g0t
@The_1t_g0t Жыл бұрын
Yes
@hopek4720
@hopek4720 Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's realy nice knowing she doesn't think we are cringe
@cinnabonny8916
@cinnabonny8916 Жыл бұрын
As a furry, I do find it nice how she cringed at what that person was doing. I even cringed at it, there are some weird furries out there- most of us. All of us. But not THAT weird.
@Pizzl
@Pizzl 2 жыл бұрын
9:55 this suit is more expensive than my college tuition fee.
@potato4439
@potato4439 2 жыл бұрын
As a furry WORTH EVERY PENNY Though also for many people (and me sadly) Owning a fur suit is a way of escapism or self identity insecurity So YEA WORTH ITTTT HAH
@Raccoonboi634
@Raccoonboi634 Жыл бұрын
I spend ages looking for the furry time stamp (Because I’m a furry :’))
@Hf05851
@Hf05851 Ай бұрын
@@Raccoonboi634 Hello fellow Furs!
@Hf05851
@Hf05851 Ай бұрын
@@potato4439 I'm saving for one right now! Do you have one?
@seashellz8607
@seashellz8607 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know if anyone explained it to you or not but the girl and the boy had a certain anime on it (pretty sure it was “food wars”), and when they both noticed they both liked that anime, they made eggs. (In the anime, they create food)
@Smokeymoonz
@Smokeymoonz 2 ай бұрын
3:52 Came on right as my parents walked past and they just looked really concerned, confused and disappointed all in one 😅😅
@izzirivera4033
@izzirivera4033 2 жыл бұрын
6:09 not gonna lie that was a Smooth sponsor plug 👏🤌😎
@milliebobbybrownedits568
@milliebobbybrownedits568 2 жыл бұрын
anytime kris compliments us, i feel so much better. especially rn since i’m not feeling very confident, she makes me feel loved❤️❤️
@not-a-raccoon
@not-a-raccoon 2 жыл бұрын
You're a lovely person who deserves nice things. And chocolate.
@Yoimiya_Lover29
@Yoimiya_Lover29 2 жыл бұрын
@@not-a-raccoon You also deserve nice things and chocolate.
@joshuamayberry4301
@joshuamayberry4301 Жыл бұрын
Kris becomes a flight attendant in 8 minutes and 20 seconds
@InspirationalMacawBird-bf3jh
@InspirationalMacawBird-bf3jh Ай бұрын
I sounded like a baby crying while trying not to wake up the whole world😂😂
@Alex-jk4bw
@Alex-jk4bw 2 жыл бұрын
I liked the smooth transition from travel away to a tropical island, to the sponsor of the video. Good job, I think that makes people watch the sponsorship until the end. Thanks for the portion of hapiness Kris
@diana_208
@diana_208 2 жыл бұрын
Great transition, though! I love her sponsorships!
@Niviquza.
@Niviquza. 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@mariekewillems164
@mariekewillems164 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@Alex-jk4bw
@Alex-jk4bw 2 жыл бұрын
@@mariekewillems164 ben je toevallig nederlans?
@envynyatv
@envynyatv Жыл бұрын
Let’s talk about how smoothly she slid that sponsorship in😂❤️❤️❤️
@abbycraig1865
@abbycraig1865 Жыл бұрын
Yesss
@kallmeyerryan
@kallmeyerryan Жыл бұрын
Seriously
@vexerify5991
@vexerify5991 Жыл бұрын
amen lol
@youllneverknow3936
@youllneverknow3936 Жыл бұрын
Seriously tho
@mammadingo9165
@mammadingo9165 Жыл бұрын
Yep she don't give us the chance to get bored or anything
@MillerTime919
@MillerTime919 3 ай бұрын
Ok... video hadn't even started, and I was already dying with the bald man in black who was like stuck or something. Idk like, wtf MARIA GET IT TOGETHER!!! 😂😂😂
@RandomVids2-rm5ud
@RandomVids2-rm5ud Жыл бұрын
“Don’t Kill Cows, Do You Want To Kill Me?” Let Me Think For a Second.. yes
@daviddrawsstuff3788
@daviddrawsstuff3788 2 жыл бұрын
"Do want to kill me" yes I will 10:26
@tyjohnson9080
@tyjohnson9080 2 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks Kris's complements are exactly what we need?!?
@turan2815
@turan2815 2 жыл бұрын
@louisejohnson6057
@louisejohnson6057 2 жыл бұрын
My first thought, which is spoken aloud is always "Obviously you can't really see me Kris, but I appreciate the thought.
@Therian_Doodlez
@Therian_Doodlez 2 ай бұрын
"Pretend someone is getting touchy w/ it s/o" Me: "GET YO HANDS OFF OF THE AIR 😡😡 THAT CEILING FAN IS MINE 😡😡"
@Intoverted_icecube
@Intoverted_icecube 11 ай бұрын
The fact you called us a little ray of sunshine- I JUST GOT A STING RAY SHIRT THAT SAYS JUST A RAY OF ☀ I love the sun, sting rays, but most of all kris and every time she compliments us ❤❤❤
@bellacosentino7248
@bellacosentino7248 2 жыл бұрын
Okay… but can we talk about how beautiful Kris’s eyes are??? Like just watching your videos I notice them. Also sorry if that sounded weird. Thank you so much kris for being such a great KZfaqr! You always make my day! Your compliments always make me feel special! We love you! Keep being the best!
@meri5691
@meri5691 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah so true she always says they are ugly but I mean don't we all wish we had eyes like that?????????
@Toxic-yw7er
@Toxic-yw7er 2 жыл бұрын
@@meri5691 why would she ever say that if she gets validation from it? Seems like shes tryna seem humble by invalidating herself.
@eliw.4004
@eliw.4004 2 жыл бұрын
Siiiiiiiimp
@Kastilien
@Kastilien 2 жыл бұрын
@@eliw.4004 you have no idea what simp means do you.. you see that someone likes something about another person and say simp... come on now move on from that fresh bullshit
@Cocomelono
@Cocomelono 2 жыл бұрын
The simps r invading the comments
@bea95
@bea95 2 жыл бұрын
* dissecting the joke * The anime on the laptops was "food wars", where the protagonist cooks heavenly foods, and everyone reacts exaggerately when eating them! The boy cooked like the protagonist, she was shwoon away by his incredible skills, and everyone else was as confused as Kris XD
@OMGSHEENA
@OMGSHEENA Жыл бұрын
And here I thought the eggs were just code for making babies 🤣
@miovi123
@miovi123 Жыл бұрын
@@OMGSHEENA oh the whole tiktok is short for making babies...
@fathertwin7114
@fathertwin7114 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was anime related, but I still got confused, because I never watched food wars.
@youllneverknow3936
@youllneverknow3936 Жыл бұрын
I knew it was food wars, I just wasn’t sure why she reacted to what seemed like an almost raw egg like that-
@ThatFreeFlea
@ThatFreeFlea 10 ай бұрын
The f-ing seagull got me rolling 😂
@SophieWakerley-ck8ob
@SophieWakerley-ck8ob 6 ай бұрын
Him silently termanating all of you 😂
@naomikovalenko3393
@naomikovalenko3393 2 жыл бұрын
(11:11) … “I’m 13th” WHY IS THERE A “TH”??
@sophiaross7398
@sophiaross7398 2 жыл бұрын
8:38 I legit thought he was cosplaying as the kid from despicable me 2
@saddzzzz
@saddzzzz 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@user-r41n3
@user-r41n3 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-br3gp8zi9m
@user-br3gp8zi9m 9 ай бұрын
The psycho song goes “I just wanna play a little, dingdong I know you can hear me open up the door”
@billieramirez7732
@billieramirez7732 2 ай бұрын
I was crying laughing for the FBI parts
@harutehdemi-human98
@harutehdemi-human98 2 жыл бұрын
5:36 Food Wars is an Anime Thats about Cooking And she Had Soma the main Character and another one on her Computer and In Food wars When They eat food they Have FoodGasams Its a weird but oddly entertaining Anime
@mehdi4576
@mehdi4576 2 жыл бұрын
4:23 Truer words have never been spoken
@Goddesses_for_life265
@Goddesses_for_life265 Жыл бұрын
Kris: “anyone feel like a burger?😂“ Me: “I know the perfect place😏“
@laurewigger472
@laurewigger472 2 ай бұрын
She needs to see the one "pick me girl" and the "dragon boy" 😂
@justinaung3633
@justinaung3633 2 жыл бұрын
5:28 is pretty much an inside joke, so for those who don't get it it's an anime called "Food Wars." The dude is the main character and the girl is a "tsundere" with a strict tongue. There are specific scenes where the main character cooks up something that when a girl eats it a scene starts playing where they get a literal foodgasm in heaven. I'm sorry for being a weeb alright now go back to wtv
@maryadegoke3499
@maryadegoke3499 2 жыл бұрын
Me going through the comments to see if anyone understood the joke 😄😄
@DEAntoninDolohov
@DEAntoninDolohov 2 жыл бұрын
I paused after that part to scroll down to the comments and see if anyone had explained.
@loveletters5310
@loveletters5310 Жыл бұрын
6:15 I started dying when Kris was talking about leaving the country because of second hand embarrassment and she turned it into "And you can do that with hopper" It was so unexpected lmao
@theworldofroya3520
@theworldofroya3520 Ай бұрын
3:45 this is from a song called hide and seek and I guess that person’s saying if you make the connection and hear the words through the melody you’re a psychopath
@GeorgiaHooley-ol8su
@GeorgiaHooley-ol8su 2 ай бұрын
siiiiiiiiiigh. guess im taking all my clothes off; got me laughing so hard 😆🤣
@ytghost8982
@ytghost8982 2 жыл бұрын
2:08 You can using these options: (⚠️Cringe alert⚠️) 1.Acid -If you want your eyeballs clean forever by not having them -Only do this if you're a master 2.Holy water -Probably infected -For novices only 3.Bleach -You won't feel the cringe because of the pain caused by the bleach -Limited to experts only 4.Plain water -People won't see you're crying from the cringe if your eyes are ✨WET✨ -Best for beginners to start with
@Clara1717
@Clara1717 Жыл бұрын
Acid please alot
@rosepuppy1984
@rosepuppy1984 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “I’m happy because I brought my little ray of sunshine to New York…” Me: **happy gasp** “Kevin!” 😃 Kris: “you” Me: 😀😦😐
@samdee8185
@samdee8185 2 жыл бұрын
I thought she was going to say Kevin too
@rosepuppy1984
@rosepuppy1984 2 жыл бұрын
@@samdee8185 🎶I know I’m not the only 1🎶
@avery-artist
@avery-artist Жыл бұрын
I thought she was going to say that too, it caught me off guard
@Violette_the-ant
@Violette_the-ant 9 ай бұрын
At first I thought she had a baby! But then I said wait she isn’t even married or even dating!
@rosepuppy1984
@rosepuppy1984 9 ай бұрын
@@Violette_the-ant 😆
@teamfastforwad7476
@teamfastforwad7476 11 ай бұрын
The cow: do you wanna kill me. Me: I mean I haven’t had a burger
@Mask_Of_Mayhem
@Mask_Of_Mayhem 4 ай бұрын
Im a cow, do you want to kill me? Me: Very much.
@FireAndIceProductions
@FireAndIceProductions Жыл бұрын
Kris is the nicest person ever. You can’t change my mind.
@Yamai_yoshirou
@Yamai_yoshirou Жыл бұрын
And the funniest lol
@SSGBD_Official
@SSGBD_Official Жыл бұрын
Yes
@mikawinkler3221
@mikawinkler3221 Жыл бұрын
Love the nice kris 😁
@Stonerman4204life
@Stonerman4204life Жыл бұрын
Jesus
@superpro5741
@superpro5741 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, Kris. I know that you probably won't see this, but you've put put a smile on my face hundreds of times. I'm usually sad, but when I watch you, I smile or laugh. I just want to let you know that you have helped through a lot and encouraged me to try to start a KZfaq channel. Thanks for making me smile. Thanks for the compliments ☺
@Ms.lizard
@Ms.lizard 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry she reads all her comments!
@Soda248
@Soda248 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ms.lizard true, she does
@Soda248
@Soda248 2 жыл бұрын
I think she will LOVE ❤️ your comment
@aleighautterback9587
@aleighautterback9587 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ms.lizard wait she reads all of her comments good because I will never say anything bad about her because kallmekris is amazing I want to marry her if I was gay:/ nvm Kris is just amazing ok I love her she is my *idel* (my spelling is getting worse r new word worser:≥) btw all of this is true even this this too and this omg this is going to take a while soo *this too 100000times*
@-I-am-a-totally-normal-person-
@-I-am-a-totally-normal-person- 4 ай бұрын
Kris: Why did they make eggs?! Me: eggs… and person…. = dead 😊
@l1ryzze
@l1ryzze 10 ай бұрын
I also love how in most of Kris's videos she can perfectly pull off the red lipstick. I'm tryin'a do that everytime I go somewhere cool and I can never pull it off and I end up looking like a clown
@nickil395
@nickil395 2 жыл бұрын
4:14 I don't understand my generation either.
@kezandunicorns
@kezandunicorns 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been seeing this conversation a lot online atm And I just wanna say there is a big difference between adults dressing like children and using that to attract men by being overtly sexual, age regressors due to (most often) childhood trauma, and people just enjoying/having a cutesy aesthetic and it not being anything to do with sex at all etc just being themselves dressed in a cutesy way and, of course, Cosplay. I have a cutesy, Kawaii-ish aesthetic but I still act my age, it’s just a style that makes me happy and having been SA’d I think there’s a certain amount of trying to actually be less sexually appealing to men by dressing in a non-sexy way. Like Lolita fashion is often discussed as “adults dressing like kids because it attracts fans of the playground” when actually, Lolita fashion (which has NOTHING to do with the book) is about desexualising yourself /gen /nm
@weiidii
@weiidii 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for mentioning this! I know when I dress in lolita/cute fashion it has absolutely nothing to do with attracting men because....that's not what they (usually) like??
@bloodbunny6366
@bloodbunny6366 2 жыл бұрын
i was hoping that someone would mention this in the comments and thank you so much for pointing out age regression as well!! i feel like age regressors get excluded a lot when people defend dressing cute. but yeah!! i totally agree!! a lot of times dressing a certain way is comforting or a style of art or something! You can wear pastel colors at any age!!
@bloodbunny6366
@bloodbunny6366 2 жыл бұрын
@@HunterisPro furries are a whole other community and I mean I don't think its really a bad thing? I mean yeah its not something you should go out in public wearing too much unless you're going to a convention specifically for that, but most of them still have jobs and pay taxes and that's just what they like to do? but I totally respect your opinion it can feel weird just the way I accept it is knowing that its not hurting anyone and most furries arent the ones who turn it into a gross thing
@HunterisPro
@HunterisPro 2 жыл бұрын
@@bloodbunny6366 i'm not generally saying all furries but I feel like its a thing for kids like people at least under 20.
@bloodbunny6366
@bloodbunny6366 2 жыл бұрын
@@HunterisPro i totally get that haha I just like don't care that much I guess like I don't want to put an age limit on things? as long as you're happy and not hurting anyone?
@danhutton2142
@danhutton2142 Жыл бұрын
I have a scar on my forehead. I wasn't scratched or bitten by a cat or dog, just dropped on my head as a child 🤣
@Kylieshortz
@Kylieshortz 2 ай бұрын
I'm the alpha. I'm the leader. I'm the one to trust (trust). together we do whatever it takes where in this pack for life. AWOOOOOOO! WE'RE WOLVES WE OWN THE NIGHT!!!
@jonny2549
@jonny2549 2 жыл бұрын
4:31 mans build like gru from despicable me lol
@GameThrone20774
@GameThrone20774 2 жыл бұрын
3:05 LMAO NOOOOT OLI LONDON Blackpink r great Oli is just weird
@Ohlpiix
@Ohlpiix Жыл бұрын
I STARTED CRYING FROM OLI LONDON
@Bethhhhh_star
@Bethhhhh_star Ай бұрын
FR
@KelsieDennis
@KelsieDennis 9 ай бұрын
3:57 bros been holdin that sh!t in since ww1 lmao!!
@passing4human598
@passing4human598 11 ай бұрын
3:22 if I could think of what words I hear in this I just hear “lol lol lol lol lololollollol”
@ProjektDarkSide
@ProjektDarkSide 2 жыл бұрын
I remember those times we were cringy as kids and no one knew because it wasn't posted anywhere, love that for us! 😂💜
@raifield
@raifield 2 жыл бұрын
Political ads in 20 years will just be each candidate posting their opponents' TikTok videos.
@stephaniemarie2742
@stephaniemarie2742 2 жыл бұрын
I Thank sky daddy that I didn't have a way to post shit to the internet until I was an adult.
@golddiamond9820
@golddiamond9820 2 жыл бұрын
10:20 Just for that I’m gonna eat a whole ass cow raw and die from salmonella just so I don’t have to witness that ever again
@JoMama6996
@JoMama6996 4 ай бұрын
Kkk it’s ok to be sad because sad stands for Secretly a dinosaur. Lol
@TheKaneMadness
@TheKaneMadness 3 ай бұрын
Kris how do you wash your eyeballs Me:water🙂,my brain:BLEACH😈😅
@terai3307
@terai3307 2 жыл бұрын
U r literally entertaining me through my pain. Broke my foot and it sucks. And no docs require money. Ty for being awesome and putting up videos
@Unknown-fl6vc
@Unknown-fl6vc 2 жыл бұрын
@The Game Shorts 🅥did u get paid to do that because that doesn’t seem like something you wouldn’t do
@enderthedumbtoaster4301
@enderthedumbtoaster4301 2 жыл бұрын
Im kind of in the same situation as you, except it's a surgery
@fluffycloud9
@fluffycloud9 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you get better!
@scum9138
@scum9138 2 жыл бұрын
Same Broke my leg trying to run for 3rd base
@kingbugs_
@kingbugs_ 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine biting your tongue: 2:49
@Chaotic-Cactus
@Chaotic-Cactus Жыл бұрын
You’d bite it off!
@theaesthetic123
@theaesthetic123 Жыл бұрын
💀
@karizmaspeer6226
@karizmaspeer6226 11 ай бұрын
HER OVERIES HAVE MADE A BABY NOW! THEY GOT SCRAMBLED AND MADE TO PERFECTION
@reveluvforeverluv8258
@reveluvforeverluv8258 2 жыл бұрын
Hi! Age regressor here! The first one, I’m pretty sure, is also an age regressor. Age regression is when you voluntarily or involuntarily go back to a younger mindset as a coping mechanism. This is a therapist-recommended way to cope with what is usually childhood trauma. It’s healthy and keeps people happy, I haven’t yet finished the video, so I don’t know if there are any other like this, but I think you get the gist. Hope you read this! Love you
@hizashiyamadauttah_legend5659
@hizashiyamadauttah_legend5659 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Thank you.
@user-km9wc9wf3c
@user-km9wc9wf3c 2 жыл бұрын
doubt thats the reason ppl do that on streams tryna attract guys lmao
@soulstice18
@soulstice18 2 жыл бұрын
Totally real therapist here........ no
@mnyaaa
@mnyaaa 2 жыл бұрын
The first video wasn’t an age regressor. I’ve been on her TikTok page before; this girl cosplays and I believe she makes “cringy” cutesy TikToks knowing she’ll attract dislike/hate comments and since it boosts her views she uses that to make money lol haters are just dumb lmao
@Fraser2k22
@Fraser2k22 2 жыл бұрын
You know that shit ain’t good for you when Sigmund Freud is the dude that believed in it
@JustUrTimelyNyxig
@JustUrTimelyNyxig Жыл бұрын
Kris:" I do not understand this generation I am officially an elder." Me and my homey:" neither do we, and we're early teens."
@asebagreen1783
@asebagreen1783 Жыл бұрын
Ya same here
@Cloud_hair
@Cloud_hair 9 ай бұрын
same
@niinasilen6128
@niinasilen6128 5 ай бұрын
same
@user-si2ku3qx5w
@user-si2ku3qx5w 9 ай бұрын
8:53 "(I didn't know the fire happened that literally just happened cause I got so mad)" 10/10 grammar😂
@Enby_Emmy
@Enby_Emmy 11 ай бұрын
1:18 ADAM SANDLER, I CAN’T 🤣
@pumpkinface9495
@pumpkinface9495 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, I’m gonna return a compliment to you now. You are extremely funny, and never fail to make me laugh, and the transition from cringe to hopper was insanely good. I love how you tease yourself as well as the people making the weird af videos
@sugxrbxnny._.txddybxar
@sugxrbxnny._.txddybxar 2 жыл бұрын
3:15(?) Blackpink is a 4 member famous female kpop group most famous in Korea and Europe I recommend listening to their songs :3 (btw you is a cute beautiful funny queen if you ask me and you don't have to listen if you don't want to Kris your choice)
@Ne0n_Tw-ns
@Ne0n_Tw-ns 9 ай бұрын
7:35 *If you FaceTime me a NIGHT, you’re just getting a text message saying “why”*
@slaysukejjba_
@slaysukejjba_ 4 ай бұрын
2:19 bro thinks he's roronoa zoro💀
@zanolitics
@zanolitics 2 жыл бұрын
6:20 that was smooth as hell
@Raveyxoxo
@Raveyxoxo Жыл бұрын
0:54 I have to clarify this just for the people that don't know. I follow this girl on tiktok, shes not a adult. She's 15, atleast I am pretty sure she is. This is a type of "alternative" cosplay I think. She aims most of her content for teens. She is a really good cosplayer, and she doesn't "dress up like a child" for the old men that may or may not watch her on tiktok.
@daryajolly1274
@daryajolly1274 11 ай бұрын
the one with the eggs was a food wars ref lmao
@shantaniquesparks
@shantaniquesparks 5 ай бұрын
The anime is called 'Food Wars' and the main character(Yukihira Soma) and his father owns a small restaurant with wonderful food. Soma's food,when consumed,makes people feel like they're in heaven/having an ørga$m(mainly for females). So that explains the egg.👍😁
@luvppenguin
@luvppenguin 2 жыл бұрын
10:15 i was eating a popsicle lol
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