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Your Misheard Song Lyrics

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There's nothing like realizing you've been singing a song wrong your entire life. We love all these hilarious misheard lyrics you shared with us! What did we miss? #comedy #misheardlyrics #parody
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The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for KZfaq to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish Vlogs and other nonsense to this channel as often as they can while remaining sane. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments.

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@a1090132 3 жыл бұрын

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Kim's backup dancing brought the lyrics to life??! Bravo! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@rileyt.910 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously!

@louissivo9660 3 жыл бұрын

She is the unsung heroine here. ;-)

@ecubritt415 3 жыл бұрын

Yas

@batistajosephmadonia1812 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@lillianellington7505 3 жыл бұрын

That Tick In My Eye dance was the greatest dance I've ever seen

@piiinkDeluxe 3 жыл бұрын

Shoutout to Kim for casually and confidently mentioning that she goes to therapy. You guys are so real and I'm here for it! 💕

@kristennd12 3 жыл бұрын

I love that, too! I am of the opinion that 99% of the population could benefit from going to therapy if they were willing to try it and put at least some effort into it.

@piiinkDeluxe 3 жыл бұрын

@@kristennd12 yes!! Me too! 😊 it took me so long to admit to myself that i need help but I've been in therapy for almost a year now and it's the best thing that ever happened to me! It changed my life and brings out the best in me. 😊

@piiinkDeluxe 3 жыл бұрын

Ngl though, it is an exhausting process, especially if trauma is involved but it is SO worth it! You need to be open for it and want to do it and your therapist needs to be someone you feel comfortable with and you're good to go. 😊

@rachelppython 3 жыл бұрын

Question for anyone who's found a good therapist, how did you do that? As a poor student I went to one of the university's therapists but I never felt comfortable or like I could be myself so it was exceedingly unhelpful, but at least it was free. Outside of school though, it won't be free and I don't want to waste money trying to find someone.

@piiinkDeluxe 3 жыл бұрын

@@rachelppython hi. 🙂 Mine was a recommendation by a friend of mine. So it took me like half a year till i finally called her, I'm glad i did though. Here in Germany, it is a bit different, a lot of therapists are free bc your health insurance pays. Mine isn't covered either, though. She is experienced in somatic trauma therapy. In case you live in the states, maybe Patrick Teahan can help you, he made a guide on how to find a good therapist. I'm not sure if there are other free options. I'll see later today if I can find the link for you. 🙂 The guy is awesome though, i watched a lot of his videos before i finally made the decision to go to therapy.

@Momonymity 3 жыл бұрын

My coworker once sang "I've got 2 tickets to Paradise" as "I've got 2 chickens to paralyze". Very different. One is bragging. One is a to-do list.

@fabulousfamily564 2 жыл бұрын

That makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤪

@gracebooth6327 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard🤣🤣

@ShadowFireclaws 6 ай бұрын

On the subject of bird misheard lyrics. I thought in Counting Crows' song "Big Yellow Taxi", he was saying: "We paid pair o guys to put up with pumpkin doves." 🤣

@daynamorris2399 Ай бұрын

@@ShadowFireclaws I thought it said "They paved paradise and put up a pumpkin lot"

@donnamoes 3 жыл бұрын

When my son was 5 years old he loved singing "I've been through the desert ON A HORSE WITH NO LEGS". 😄

@daynamorris2399 2 жыл бұрын

That puts a very different twist on it

@eglol 3 ай бұрын

Very good very good.

@smittyde 3 жыл бұрын

Monkees: I'm a Believer, "Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her."

@tdhawk167 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@donaldstanfield8862 3 жыл бұрын

Then I saw her face,, and I couldn't believe it...

@batsontoast 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@mississippimud7046 3 жыл бұрын

Good one 😂😂😂

@michellebenhart3137 3 жыл бұрын

150th like!

@smittyde 3 жыл бұрын

AC/DC: "She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean."

@tammyhayes6920 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@mangot589 3 жыл бұрын

LOL. When that came out, though, nobody had fax machines😂 Works now, though

@meganofsherwood3665 2 жыл бұрын

I love that 😂

@christinemunger7054 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry I missed the deadline! My 12-year-old daughter was in the back seat while we were driving and Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly" came on. I was jamming at the wheel and halfway through, my daughter pipes up "Mom, how can you kill someone softly with a saw?" I almost drove off the road, I was laughing so hard!

@marijana.majic. 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard on this one 🤣🤣

@christinemunger7054 2 жыл бұрын

More of my daughter's hillarious misinterpretations: Kelly Clarkson singing "Killing makes you stronger"; Queen singing "leaves me in a cocoa sweat"; and, Paul McCartney singing "Sydney, having a wonderful Christmastime" (yes, her name is Sydney!)

@marijana.majic. 2 жыл бұрын

@@christinemunger7054 😁😁

@robscott9414 3 жыл бұрын

I was driving with my 7-year-old son in the car when he started singing to Foreigner on the radio: "Cuz I'm a JUICE BOX HERO...." LOL!

@klev0036 3 жыл бұрын

I was today years old when I realized it wasn’t “Cross Eyed Bear.”

@Wooolfey 3 жыл бұрын

That was a hymn in the old church hymnal, "Gladly the crosseyed bear

@katwi5870 3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@stevenfischer9772 3 жыл бұрын

That's how I heard it.

@carolynlunel9382 3 жыл бұрын

@@Wooolfey , my dad used to think that exactly when he was very small and as an adult I bought him a teddy bear and had a tag engraved with "GLADLY the cross eyed bear" My dad adored the gift! ❤ I miss my dad.. thx for mentioning that hymnal!

@nonamegirl2.71 3 жыл бұрын

Aw man sorry to steal your comment! I said the same thing 2 weeks ago, I didn’t see yours til today

@mattofthenorth 3 жыл бұрын

CCRs bad moon on the rise song for 15+ years I thought they were saying “there’s a bathroom on the right” 😲

@netmeg1119 3 жыл бұрын

Same! That's the one I submitted.

@DevlinBlake 3 жыл бұрын

They actually already did that one in there other parody song.

@richardlandis793 3 жыл бұрын

CCR was the first set of 8-tracks I bought for my new ‘69 Camero.

@thrifty_wifemomma_of2331 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a baboon on the right lol 😂

@absatwell8163 3 жыл бұрын

Well, always good to know where the bathroom is!

@nikig1605 3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely LOVED Kim's back-up dancing! She animated the life into those misheard songs! Kudos, dancing Queen!👏🏽👍🏽💃💃🏽💃🏿

@daynamorris2399 3 жыл бұрын

I always hear the opening lyrics of Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi as "Tommy goes to work on the dots" and never questioned it. I just thought they were singing about a guy who always arrives at his office on time

@ellasears7502 2 ай бұрын

I heard ‘Tommy gets to work on the dot’… are you telling me that’s wrong? Also heard ‘she cries in the night on Christmas’ instead of ‘Tommy whispers’

@deborahgreenwood9558 3 жыл бұрын

When I was little I thought “Material girl” was “Cheerio girl”. I sang cheerio in place of material with passion and confidence, my 4 y/o mind was convinced those were the words 😂

@sarahperkins2340 3 жыл бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤👏👏👏🤣😂😊

@samszczepanski2281 3 жыл бұрын

My mom thought it was cereal bowl

@kristennd12 3 жыл бұрын

When I was little I thought Madonna was singing about “Cherries, Cherries.”

@kevinfan726 3 жыл бұрын

I love it! we are living in a cheerio world.

@greatauntlizbethg9137 3 жыл бұрын

@@samszczepanski2281 well thats kinda like cherios...

@danielallen160 3 жыл бұрын

"These ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind."

@rridderbusch518 3 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Allen Thanks for the great belly-laugh! This is my favorite for certain. :-D

@slyon3579 3 жыл бұрын

@@rridderbusch518 My sister has never lived that down...she thought the same

@ViMi1 3 жыл бұрын

:) that's because "Man Grenaded All The Animals"

@dmore8014 2 жыл бұрын

A guy I was dating asked me "What's 'colitis'? I explained about inflammation of the bowel/colon. It seemed an odd thing for a 20-something guy to ask about. Then he said, "So why do the Beatles sing in that song, "The girl with colitis goes by" ??? That happened in 1975 and I am STILL laughing. I think it is time for a Part 2 video.

@vegetarianvamp101 2 жыл бұрын

I remember in a Babysitter's Club book, one of the girls thought that.

@amybrattin6306 3 жыл бұрын

Since I was a little girl, I always thought the line in the National Anthem “whose broad strips and bright stars through the perilous fight” was, “ who brought stripes and bright stars to the parrots in flight?“. My kids still make fun of me about that.

@musicalifornia49 3 жыл бұрын

Taylor Swifts: "Long list of ex-lovers" was "got a lot of starbucks lovers"

@apriltini 3 жыл бұрын

Oh. Oops. Yeah, that's what I hear. Always thought it was weird, but music lately IS weird.

@susannahunter21 3 жыл бұрын

Same, I always thought that was what it was until I read this comment.

@mykijiji1958 3 жыл бұрын

“GOT A LONG LIST OF EX-LOVERS”!!! I just had to re-listen to this line about 10X with my daughter. We both agree, it TOTALLY sounds like “Star” something. I thought, “Gotta a lot of Star-crossed lovers”. My daughter (who’s 9) hears “Starbucks”. SO funny. I mean, now that I know what it says, I hear it. Ha ha ha!!!! I have sung along to that song SO many times... apparently incorrectly! 😂😂😂

@UTMomof4 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I'm not the only one who heard that! My daughters teased me about that, but that's what it sounds like!

@kristennd12 3 жыл бұрын

I thought Taylor Swift was “callin’ all you Starbucks lovers...” I was hoping she was going to give out free caramel macchiatos, somehow.

@captainslance 3 жыл бұрын

These are pretty funny. Here in Germany we call them “Agathe Bauer Songs” because one of the most common misheard lyrics are “Agathe Bauer” instead of “I’ve got the power”

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

That is fantastic!

@tyrannolaurus6590 3 жыл бұрын

Nice! In Dutch they're called "Mama appelsap" which translates to "Mommy applejuice". In the Michael Jackson song "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" there's this mama-se mama-sa ma-ma-coo-sa thing going on that really sounds like they're singing about mama appelsap.

@Denise6ft 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

@piiinkDeluxe 2 жыл бұрын

Oma fiel ins Klo - Songs, too. 😆

@carefulpilgrim 2 жыл бұрын

Dass ist überhaupt komisch!

@theyeagers3088 3 жыл бұрын

Yall are so perfect together. You two are the definition of "you complete me" to each other. 😊

@llamasugar5478 3 жыл бұрын

“Show ‘em Hot Pockets Show ‘em tonight It doesn’t matter Who’s wrong or right Just beat it . . .”

@bobarlotte 3 жыл бұрын

I used to think "Rock the Casbah" was "Rock Your Dad Bod" 😅

@snowyiceshadowclaw4544 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@robloxtalia1415 3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@CuriouslyContentASMR 3 жыл бұрын

You mean "Lock the Cashbox"? I love that song! :D

@LynnsLaunderette 3 жыл бұрын

My son (when he was little) thought it was “Rock The Cat Box”....... 😳🙀

@jamiemandel61 3 жыл бұрын

@@LynnsLaunderette me too! But until I was in my 20s! 🤣

@michellecampbell4287 3 жыл бұрын

My mom's name is Cinda and I thought Elvis was singing Return to Cinda. When I got older and saw my mom write return to sender on some mail, I was like ohhhh that makes more sense.

@rridderbusch518 3 жыл бұрын

@Michelle Campbell DFWThriveGirl. Oh that's so adorable!

@theyankeegal13 3 жыл бұрын

Return to sends, Address unknown No such number No such soap That is what I sometimes hear, I don't know who puts lyrics about soap to be honest

@judyst.john-tucker2467 3 жыл бұрын

My ex thought it was "Return Lucinda"

@theyankeegal13 3 жыл бұрын

Judy St. John I thought last lyric was no such soap

@kateelson991 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was “Return to Simba.” 😂

@12harrypotterfan34 3 жыл бұрын

Madonna: "Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time"

@catlover6589 3 жыл бұрын

Me too! That’s always what I thought!🤦🏽‍♀️

@nonamegirl2.71 3 жыл бұрын

@Lauren S Best comment !

@suekelderhouse5160 3 жыл бұрын

You win!!

@marijana.majic. 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ellasears7502 2 ай бұрын

I heard ‘twenty first time’

@Preussfam 3 жыл бұрын

I thought “We built this city...” was “with milk and cereal. And rock and roll” 😂

@evilredcaboose 3 жыл бұрын

Tiny Dancer!! "Hold me close and TIE ME DOWN SIR" I LOVE ROCKY ROAD

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

Well at least they were polite about it hahaha

@evilredcaboose 3 жыл бұрын

@@BlessedBeyondCompare 😆

@rmeden1 3 жыл бұрын

I love Rocky Road is a Weird Al song. (have a double scoop with me!) I can no longer hear L O L A, Lola.. without hearing Weird Al's Y O D A, Yoda. :)

@pauldickey3868 3 жыл бұрын

"Hold me close and tie me down, sir. Count the head lice on the highway. Baby Donna, she's so blended. Yahazzabuzzydehdahdeh."

@crgrier 3 жыл бұрын

Hold me closer Tony Danza.

@charlenestahl6185 3 жыл бұрын

“This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus” Correct lyric: “This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius”

@donaldstanfield8862 3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAAH

@ELH10508 3 жыл бұрын

I saw that in a Family Circus comic once, way back before I knew the actual song, and then it stuck with me.

@ScubaTiger 3 жыл бұрын

As a 10 year old I thought it was "the age of aquarium".

@crgrier 3 жыл бұрын

This is A DRAWING of the age of Asparagus

@kagomeshuko 3 жыл бұрын

Archibald shall be happy!

@xenixpro 3 жыл бұрын

Another song is "Bad Moon Rising" when people think the lyric "there's an bad moon on the rise" is "there's a BATHROOM on the RIGHT". My late wife was on of those people. 😂

@sandysassafras7233 3 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought too! (sorry for your loss) I also used to think that "Secret Agent Man" was "Secret Asian Man"

@carolynworthington8996 3 жыл бұрын

There are many of us who thought that…

@TJ-bv4ij 3 жыл бұрын

Africa by Toto : I always heard "I left some brains down in Africa".

@klandersen42 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was "I guess it rains down in Africa"

@mehpainter 3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, I’ve always heard the proper lyrics to that song at least (I’m the grandson of a musician and my dad loves music so I know how to pick out what a lyric is), no my embarrassing misheard lyric is in the song The Boys Are Back In Town, the real lyric is “Guess who just got back today?” And I heard “Guess who just got _paid_ today”, yeah I don’t know where _that_ came from...

@kristinabushnell3652 3 жыл бұрын

I might have said this in the last video, but on the song Hey Soul Sister by Train my 5 year old always thought it said "like a burger your McDonald's" instead of "like a virgin you're Madonna". So I guess we were eating out way to much at that time, lol. You two are Awesome!! Love your videos!!💜

@aislinngraves4291 3 жыл бұрын

For years I thought "Dude looks like a lady" was "Do the funky lady."

@tiffyl4910 3 жыл бұрын

I blame Mrs. Doubtfire, but I did the same 😂

@tiffyl4910 3 жыл бұрын

@@kelownagunguy3756 I just meant that when I heard it repeatedly on Mrs. Doubtfire, I used to hear/sing the lyrics wrong like that. I messed up lyrics on quite a few songs from my childhood/teenage years lol

@josie4065 3 жыл бұрын

😳 Wait, that’s not what they’re saying?

@courtneyallen9660 3 жыл бұрын

I did too! My bf was like wow. Lol

@martin1b 3 жыл бұрын

Or "Do it like a lady"

@1456Sassy 2 жыл бұрын

The 2 of you are so great together. I love how you each compliment the other with your antics, etc. When Kim's alarm went off, I could have sworn she said she had "Eye therapy"! 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@breewest4035 3 жыл бұрын

Bon Jovi- Living in a prayer. “Woah we’re half way there, woah drawing with a crayon”

@daynamorris2399 3 жыл бұрын

Bree West thanks for giving me the mental image of Jon and the boys scribbling on paper like little kids

@elenatrusz5711 3 жыл бұрын

Ok until a few months ago I though it was living on the prairie lol!!!

@daynamorris2399 3 жыл бұрын

@@elenatrusz5711 I'm pretty sure that New Jersey a subtropical climate

@hangtime5937 3 жыл бұрын

SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR

@heatherjay8802 3 жыл бұрын

“Spicks and Specks”, an Australian music quiz show, used to have a segment on misheard lyrics, which, FYI, are called ‘mondegreens’. Happy listening!

@jpatchw 3 жыл бұрын

"Now wae be to thee, Huntly! And wherefore did you sae? I bade you bring him wi you, But forbade you him to slay." Ye Highlands and ye Lawlands, Oh where have you been? They have slain the Earl o' Moray And LADY MONDEGREEN (layd him on the green.)

@greatauntlizbethg9137 3 жыл бұрын

@@jpatchw wow. I was going to comment that now i want to find or make a lyric that could be mis heard as mondogreen AND THERE IT WAS. Thank you. ⚰⛳

@greatauntlizbethg9137 3 жыл бұрын

I just remembered the same mishearings in English are called pullet surprises, after the literary award, the pullitzer prize 🐔❗ 🏅

@carolroberts4614 2 жыл бұрын

I have read a collection called Mondegreens, and they mention the girl whose hero was Lady Mondegreen, and was understandably upset when she found out she didn't exist!

@bigbirdbigbird 3 жыл бұрын

One of my classmates thought Bush's "Glycerine" was being sung "Listerine" when it first came out. 😁😂

@mehpainter 3 жыл бұрын

Hah that’s hilarious, the only reason I know the songs name is because _my_ dad played a lot of Rocksmith (the teaching game, the one that uses actual guitars)

@DailyProjectSekai 3 жыл бұрын

Same. I thought that too!

@MsThorne2009 2 жыл бұрын

😂 I can understand that.

@bryndelmano6134 3 жыл бұрын

Back in the early 70's, when I was in 3rd grade, I thought "Heartbreaker" by Zeppelin was "Hans Brinker". Yes, I thought a rock song on the radio was about Hans Brinker and his Silver Skates, based on the novel by Mary Mapes Dodge, first published in 1865. I do not wonder why I have few friends.

@mariahstrange3947 3 жыл бұрын

When my mom was little, she watched the movie Grease and heard the song "Tell Me More," but rather than hearing "Tell me more! Tell me more!" She heard "Jelly role! Jelly role!" She loved that song so much that she named her cat JellyRole....

@amandalynch9567 3 жыл бұрын

I always loved"Walking in a Winter Wonderland". I would sing: "Later on we'll perspire as we dream by the fire."

@ginafred7161 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, that's NOT the lyrics??!

@ELH10508 3 жыл бұрын

As a kid, I used to sing “walking by the window on the land.” 😀

@a.m.6672 3 жыл бұрын

We always sang "Walking in our winter underwear" for a laugh

@charlenestahl6185 3 жыл бұрын

@@a.m.6672 Walking around in women's underwear. I think one of the old parody singers did one of those

@audreydanielle03 3 жыл бұрын

That is the lyrics tho? Isn't it?

@lalights6 3 жыл бұрын

Friends in low places: The line "I'm not big on social graces" my dad thought was "I'm not big on sausage gravy." hahaha

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

Is there even such thing as a country singer who's not big on sausage gravy? haha. Maybe more recently, there is, but I can't imagine the original singer not liking it. haha! That's a great misheard lyric though!

@lalights6 3 жыл бұрын

@@BlessedBeyondCompare hahaha right, lol. I think he must have had sausage gravy on his mind when listening, lol (he has country roots himself, lol)

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

@@lalights6 There you go! I mean, I can relate - I think about food almost constantly! Trying to keep within a reasonable weight is SOOO hard when you love food so much!!!

@lalights6 3 жыл бұрын

@@BlessedBeyondCompare I know right! I love food too!!! Lol (btw, I have had this song stuck in my head all day now, hahaha lol)

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

@@lalights6 It's a good one! My mom's best friend used to own a "cowboy bar" (it was called the Longhorn) and they had karaoke every so often... most of the choices were karaoke. So I became VERY accustomed to hearing drunk cowboys sing that song when I was a kid! That and "Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die" (I'm sure the title is smaller than that but I figure the line will ring a bell for you).

@BlacksGodDaughter 3 жыл бұрын

Our Lips Are Sealed song - someone told me they thought it was “I love Cecile” 💀

@stamplax1173 3 жыл бұрын

For the longest time I thought a line from Boston's More Than a Feeling was an example of how kind of strange lyrics can sound so profound when they are set to gorgeous music. The line? "I see that derriere walking away" instead of "I see my Maryanne walking away" FWIW I still prefer my line

@julesward3729 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Kim said “a self examined life” and the saying is “an unexamined life... is not worth living.” Which fits perfectly with the misheard lyrics video. 😎🤩💯😘

@twingrandmasreadstories2404 3 жыл бұрын

My Dad always laughed when I sang “there’s a bathroom on the right” by Credence Clearwater otherwise know as Bad Moon on the Rise. 😳🤪

@carolroberts4614 2 жыл бұрын

The first 45 I ever bought!

@brianclausen2344 3 жыл бұрын

Love the parodies and the enthusiasm! I have two faorites. 1. Elton John, Tiny Dancer...."Hold me closer Tony Danza!" and 2.Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse of my heart..... " live in a Polygag/polygon and Giving off Sparks" Yeah, had to look up the lyrics for that one! Thanks Fam!

@elizabethmcglothlin5406 3 жыл бұрын

Starting all the way back with the alphabet song, 'elementopee'.

@ajparadise6649 3 жыл бұрын

Kim is the best dancer ever. She really brings the amazing lyrics to life. I love how you changed watermelon sugar high to one of them would apply. It makes the song so much better.

@tinaperez7393 3 жыл бұрын

These lyrics are way superior to the actual ones! 😂🤣🤣 Loved Kim's 7 teeth. 😂

@melissameadows3987 3 жыл бұрын

My son, when he was little, and his version of Juke Box Hero is my favorite: "Juice Box Heroes, with Staws in Their Sides"

@melidee1479 2 жыл бұрын

That's funny and clever.

@meganofsherwood3665 2 жыл бұрын

That is adorable!

@alinenaroditsky2446 3 жыл бұрын

In “all the single ladies,” I thought she was saying “if you like it, the you should have put your name on it!”

@daynamorris2399 2 жыл бұрын

It actually works with the song

@DavidPlass 3 жыл бұрын

"Lucy in the sky would die, man"

@ceuser9894 3 жыл бұрын

1983 - John Cougar Mellencamp's "I fight authority, authority always wins." I thought it was simply nonsense babble - "I dotta doh ditta doh dee doo doo doo..." I'm a high school junior, riding in a car with a boy I wanted to impress and my best friend... this song came on and I confidently belted these nonsense words. The boy never asked me out. :)

@daynamorris2399 27 күн бұрын

There’s a site where people can submit their misheard lyrics so a lot of people will hear it as “i fight Dorothy and Dorothy always wins.” Which makes me question why my aunt ticked them off

@bittersweetboba58 3 жыл бұрын

“One of them should apply” I started bursting out laughing

@kyliepollert8341 3 жыл бұрын

"Every Time You Go Away" is a Hall & Oates song; they originally recorded it for their 1980 album "Voices", but never released it as a single. Paul Young covered it 5 years later, and took it to #1. My mom always thought "Dude looks like a lady" was "Do the funky lady"

@scottadler 3 жыл бұрын

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza." "See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen." "There is a bathroom on the right."

@evilredcaboose 3 жыл бұрын

Tiny Dancer - Hold me close AND TIE ME DOWN, SIR

@chloeglitteraldc2507 3 жыл бұрын

YOU STOLE THESE FROM BUZZFEED!

@scottadler 3 жыл бұрын

@@chloeglitteraldc2507 No, I couldn't couldn't think of them st the time I posted them. The Creedence Clearwater "bathroom on the right" meme was a running joke in the early 70s. I have the album. It also went "there's a bad dog bonna bite."

@darcypanak639 3 жыл бұрын

CCRs Bad Moon Rising was "There's a bathroom on the right" in the 80's . My friend JoNell and I convinced my Dad that's how the song went and he sang it that way for YEARS!

@hackedagain3421 3 жыл бұрын

Tony Danza - Phoebe's singing in friends 🤣

@Sillysleepiness 3 жыл бұрын

Was I the only one who got a bit distracted because of that knot in your headphone cord? 😂😂🙈 But honestly, this was gold! 💫💛 Keep up the great work!

@elliesmallwood2322 3 жыл бұрын

@@rridderbusch518 Nope I was distracted too. But nice try on a burn there, R.

@david8804 3 жыл бұрын

Oh nooo now I can’t stop looking at it!!

@dougwheeler1265 3 жыл бұрын

@@rridderbusch518 you don't have to report it to notice it! I noticed, and I'm sure others did too!

@ELH10508 3 жыл бұрын

I saw the knot, too ! Haha

@davogotland 3 жыл бұрын

i came to the comment section looking for this!

@hevvab8151 3 жыл бұрын

"Cheap wine and a three legged goat" (Cheap wine and a 3 day growth - Cold Chisel)

@Ella-ut6mi 3 жыл бұрын

That ophelia song thing: "Oh Ophelia, you've been on my my ever since the flood"

@Gab-xm6ev 3 жыл бұрын

Toto's Africa: There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do

@betsyhorst6195 3 жыл бұрын

Me too! And I thought, “well, right... there isn’t anything they could do......because they’re on Mars!”

@bobbiema6671 3 жыл бұрын

Me too 😳😳😳🌚😳😳😳

@its_her8525 3 жыл бұрын

What so that’s not the lyric!?

@ceuser9894 3 жыл бұрын

Me too! Ha ha.

@Pita361 3 жыл бұрын

Me too! Lol

@susanrussell8195 3 жыл бұрын

I thought “I Want a New Drug” was “I Want a New Truck” by Huey Lewis.

@cindivorkapich2252 3 жыл бұрын

Susan, have you heard Weird Al's version? Its called I want a new duck! lol

@ljc9337 3 жыл бұрын

LOL...thought the same!

@cindivorkapich2252 3 жыл бұрын

@@ljc9337 Oh good! I'm glad I'm not the only one! lol

@susanrussell8195 3 жыл бұрын

@@cindivorkapich2252 Yes, I have. He’s got some classics.

@lyndellrobinson3611 3 жыл бұрын

I did it as well and Weird Al's version cemented it for me until I was much older. LOL

@jdwalker519 3 жыл бұрын

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Kim is normalizing going to therapy. Thank you Kim!!!!

@kiragoldade796 3 жыл бұрын

Kim: “I have therapy” Me: “yeah.....2020 be like that sometimes”

@helenetrstrup4817 3 жыл бұрын

I have a huge misheard lyrics problem with Adele's Rolling in the deep when it comes to the backing vocals and I can't unhear it. When I listen to the song with the lead vocals I hear: "I'm never gonna be a sheep, never had man meat" When I only listen to the backing vocals (if you remove the lead vocals from the track entirely) it turns into: "I'm never gonna wear a sheet, never had man meat" 😅

@TaylorPeas 3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@tgayer1 3 жыл бұрын

So what are the actual words?

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

@@tgayer1 I think maybe "You're gonna wish you never had met me," if it's the lyric I'm thinking.

@helenetrstrup4817 3 жыл бұрын

@@BlessedBeyondCompare Yup, exactly that one. 😆

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

@@helenetrstrup4817 Good stuff! haha~

@mommatanya1 3 жыл бұрын

I loved the song, "Brown Eyed Girl," but I thought the line, "gunning down the old man with a transistor radio," was very wierd in such an upbeat song.

@dallyn792 3 жыл бұрын

Tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard it hurt. I'll never unhear that now.

@alexisrich3470 3 жыл бұрын

From Flashdance...What a feeling. My mom always thought the lyrics were "Take your pants off and make it happen" instead of "take your passion and make it happen."

@briannaramey6039 3 жыл бұрын

This one goes out to my dad , he always thought that in thunder by imagine dragons they were saying fundip until one day we shocked and told him it was thunder

@kryxena 3 жыл бұрын

"Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away." I still prefer my misheard lyrics to the actual ones, which I only learned earlier this year! (Beat, boys, not Beach Boys.)

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

The Beach Boys are nostalgic for me... had a 4th grade teacher who was OBSESSED with them and coached the Jump Rope Team... Every time I hear them, I want to jump rope. She was one of the best (if not THE BEST) teachers I'd ever had, and it always make me happy to hear them.

@GoToPhx 3 жыл бұрын

Ditto!

@kryxena 3 жыл бұрын

@@BlessedBeyondCompare That's awesome! My dad is the one in my life who is all about the Beach Boys. I think of him every time I hear one of their songs! And you had a jump rope team in 4th grade? That's amazing! I would totally have joined!

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

@@kryxena Yes! It was amazing for sure!! I stayed in until I went to middle school! Aww. I think of my dad when I hear the Beatles! Especially "Baby you can drive my car" because one time he sang it like a crazy person. So fun.

@kryxena 3 жыл бұрын

@@BlessedBeyondCompare Love it!

@clarascats1365 3 жыл бұрын

When me and my friend were younger, we thought the lyrics to soul sister were “hey so sister, I don’t wanna miss ya/mista in the stereo, (the) dairy-io, the way you know it’s fair-io. I still sing these lyrics to this day

@AJStoaway 3 жыл бұрын

Neon Trees’ “Animal”: “Take a bite of my heart tonight,” instead of, “Say goodbye to my heart tonight,”!

@chloe0exe 3 жыл бұрын

These songs will never be the same again

@Angelustatt 3 жыл бұрын

My local radio station here in Melbourne just had a segment on this the other week and now every time I hear Elton John's "I'm Still Standing"....I hear "I steal salmon"!! lol

@marijana.majic. 2 жыл бұрын

I've almost lost it 😂😂😂😂

@Psalm97 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks to this video, I now know that Alanis Morissette wasn’t upset about some crappy gift Dave Coulier gave her. I legit thought the lyrics were “cross-eyes bear,” too.

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

The Dave Coulier reference put this comment over the top for me. haha!

@andrewjameshenderson1389 3 жыл бұрын

"More than a woman" becomes "bald-headed woman". Thought i was gonna croak when a friend o'mine started singing that along with the radio in the car. ✌🙂😂

@Momonymity 3 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I used to sing "I don't want to work. I just want to play and eat JELLO all day!" As s 4 year old, I thought it was a great idea and I was so happy someone else made a song about it.

@janettarthur 3 жыл бұрын

I thought Sia's "Cheap Thrills" was about her dumpster diving. "'Til I hit the dumpster, hit the dumpster, I got all I need. No, I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash but I got you baby"

@klandersen42 3 жыл бұрын

My misheard Sia was Chandelier was "I'm gonna swing from the shan de liason, from the shan de liason" real lyrics of course are "I'm gonna swing from the Chandelier" not "shan de liason". For another part of the song I also thought that it was just "one two three, one two three three" when it is really "one two three, one two three drink".

@emmamorley138 3 жыл бұрын

I was a kid at the time, instead of "just let me state for the record" I thought it said "just let me staple the vicar" in We Are Family 🤣 My friend thought it said "but the chair is not my son" in Billie Jean 😂😂

@RetiredGS12 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the much needed laugh today! For years, I thought Boy George was singing “become comma comma comedian”. 😂

@annika_panicka 3 жыл бұрын

Here's a two-fer from the 1978 disco classic "I Love the Nightlife": I LOVE THE *NIGHTLIGHT* /I GOT TO BOOGIE/ON THE DISCO *RA-AAAAH,* OH YEAH (RA-AAAAH is "'round"-easy mistake, not sure it warrants attention, but the first part is pretty bloody funny to me [and by me-Lol])

@melissamaynard2810 3 жыл бұрын

"Secret Agent Man" by Johnny rivers was always 'Secret Asian Man' and "Swing Low" by UB40 was always, 'sweet n low, sweet cherry coke'.

@kristennd12 3 жыл бұрын

Same re: the “Secret Asian Man”.

@kevinfan726 3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, even knowing the lyrics, it does sound like he says 'secret asian man.' that is a freebie in my book.

@bobbiema6671 3 жыл бұрын

*HE'S NOT SAYING THAT?* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🔫🔪💣💉💊🚬💼💰💄👓

@Phantombrother 3 жыл бұрын

I heard "Freakin' Asian man . . ."

@biomcanx1 3 жыл бұрын

My wife always heard in Margaritaville "Blew out a flip flop....stepped on a pop tart"

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

I have blown out flip flops and if I stepped on a pop tart afterward it would certainly be unpleasant haha

@kevinfan726 3 жыл бұрын

my son is 26. I had to explain how one could step on a pop top (since they're connected to the can these days instead of something you pull completely off).

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinfan726 i wouldn't have known either, haha

@ELH10508 3 жыл бұрын

We used to sing: “Some people claim that there's a woman to blame. But I know, it's my own grandpa.”

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

@@ELH10508 Haha! I have a shady uncle but not a shady grandpa! :D

@theresam6864 2 жыл бұрын

My sister used to think Def Leppard’s “hysteria when you’re near” was “in stereo when your near”.

@amybrooks3783 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh I am so the mom that sing all the wrong lyrics to songs, but it cracks my kids up, so I still roll with it. Love this.

@suepeterson4591 3 жыл бұрын

Beatles: Will you still need me. will you still feed me, when I'm 64. I thought was 6 feet 4 the height, not the age.

@Scrappicat 3 жыл бұрын

I always sang the Down Under song wrong. "You better run! You better take a boat!" and "He just smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich."

@fbtrojangmail 3 жыл бұрын

Just watching all of your songs gives my wife and me great laughter and happiness. Thank you!!!

@wolfhodgkinson6866 3 жыл бұрын

I just discovered the Holderness family. I feel like I just met my new nextdoor neighbors and they're a trip.

@DavidPlass 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, so "Watermelon sugar high" are the ACTUAL lyrics?!

@kevinfan726 3 жыл бұрын

I'd never heard this song before...and wondered that too.

@melissabrown6254 3 жыл бұрын

actually a song ....

@kornqueenkortni 3 жыл бұрын

Yess

@bree2444 3 жыл бұрын

Look up the meaning (only if you are over the age of 12)

@s.u.k.7191 3 жыл бұрын

IDK, I only knew that know...

@reginawhite5464 3 жыл бұрын

Carrie Underwood "Before he cheats" I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his 'legacy'

@abbyc4167 3 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing

@greatauntlizbethg9137 3 жыл бұрын

💺

@fiercekitten9079 3 жыл бұрын

Wait what is it actually??

@abbyc4167 3 жыл бұрын

@@fiercekitten9079 "Carved my name into his leather seats"

@daynamorris2399 3 жыл бұрын

That actually makes sense

@miriambucholtz9315 3 жыл бұрын

Johnny Rivers' "Secret Agent Man" sounded like "Secret Asian Man".

@jenamhamdi6125 2 жыл бұрын

You should do misheard song lyrics for your parodies! They're hilarious, and laughter is the best medicine!

@nancyfalcon2796 3 жыл бұрын

my little brother was singing "You can't hide your one bling eye!" at the top of his lungs at Lake Travis. My friend stopped the Eagles cassette and said "WHAT?!?!?!" then fell in the water laughing so hard.

@katiesiddique9062 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@booklover3341 3 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious, but in the same vein, I thought "Your smile's a thin disguise" was "your smile can't deny". But like, in my defense, I have low frequency deafness and it fit.

@bobbiejocoxryan 3 жыл бұрын

My husband always sings "Shot through the heart And you're TOO LATE." For the song You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi.

@daynamorris2399 2 жыл бұрын

i worked with someone who thought that they were saying "You give love a Band - Aid!"

@cherylmoore7408 7 ай бұрын

When I was a kid I thought Kenny Rogers didn't want Lucille to leave him with 400 children and a crop in the field, instead of 4 HUNGRY children.😂

@jameshumphrey8860 3 жыл бұрын

“You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby” I always heard as “...like a rabid baby”

@deelubahn8193 3 жыл бұрын

Oh and "Blinded by the Light" I thought was wrapped up like a douche! 😂

@meghoughton562 3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@nikkidinezza9596 3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@KillerKoala87c 3 жыл бұрын

I mean I know it isn’t but I don’t know what the real words are lol

@annerph1778 3 жыл бұрын

@@KillerKoala87c it's revved up like a duece

@madmommy 3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@alexis6077 3 жыл бұрын

My dad thinks that in Attention by Charlie Puth he says “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwin’ that TURTLE ON MY KNEE” instead of “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwin’ that dirt all on my name” 🤣

@stacyshub7889 3 жыл бұрын

I did too! My kids think I'm crazy.

@katelyna9961 3 жыл бұрын

Im a kid and I lady's knew the right words BUT IT DOES SOUND JUST LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY

@ilike_potatoes 3 жыл бұрын

SAMEEEEEEE

@kateelson991 3 жыл бұрын

😂 I actually heard it as “throwing that turtle on my name” and I was like, is that some new expression or something?

@tvalivation4758 Жыл бұрын

Excellent manner of captioning the actual lyrics and then inserting the misheard ones. Very funny!

@jenniferhamner9735 3 жыл бұрын

Just two days ago I learned that Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton were singing "Islands in the Stream," not "Island Industry." 🤦🏻‍♀️ What can I say, I was 7 when the song came out and heard it on crackly AM radio in the back of our Chevette (literally in the hatchback, my favorite spot, no seatbelt). Gosh, the 80s were great. 😂

@LadyLaran 3 жыл бұрын

I used to sing “hang on snoopy” instead of “hang on sloopy” from the oldies song lol

@smittyde 3 жыл бұрын

"You better shave Bob because I need a man" --You're the one that I want.

@mykijiji1958 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kevinfan726 3 жыл бұрын

@@mykijiji1958 I still don't know exactly what the lyrics are at parts of that song. "if you're filled with affection you're too shy to __________, ___________ my direction. feel your way." I have no idea what those blanks are saying.

@hermionejeangranger1053 3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinfan726 If you’re filled with affection, you’re too shy to convey, meditate in my direction, feel your way

@meganb4432 3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinfan726 'too shy to convey, meditate in my direction'

@meganb4432 3 жыл бұрын

Well, that stubble hurts. Any man who comes on all stubbly better shape up...

@shellihenehan 3 жыл бұрын

My brother-in-law hated the song, "Forever in blue jeans," since he thought it was about a cool preacher - "Reverend Blue Jeans." Still laughing over it forty years later! :-)