Are These the Worst Dad Jokes EVER?

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4 жыл бұрын

Is Lola laughing because these jokes are funny or because her Dad is super lame? Here's a joke: Why did the belt go to jail? Guess you'll have to watch the video and find out. #dadjokes #laughchallenge #comedy
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The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for KZfaq to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish Vlogs and other nonsense to this channel as often as they can while remaining sane. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments.

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@ryankucera5330 4 жыл бұрын

Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards… Dad: AND?!

@rorygloudemans6549 3 жыл бұрын

Sasquash Pickstock same

@rorygloudemans6549 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan Kucera lol

@DavidPlass 3 жыл бұрын

That one's in Part 2 :)

@thegamingkid6374 2 жыл бұрын

The joke is since it’s the word is DNA, it spelled backwards for “and”😂😂

@customer5032 Жыл бұрын

😂

@agent7861 4 жыл бұрын

What rhymes with orange? No it doesn’t. That one was the best.

@cupofcozy708 4 жыл бұрын

I don't get the one 😬

@thebrickbudds 4 жыл бұрын

ShinyEvenWonderღ What Rhymes with Orange

@agent7861 4 жыл бұрын

ShinyEvenWonderღ It was intended as a question, like “What rhymes with orange?”, but the person took it as a statement, like “What rhymes with orange.” To which he responded with “No it doesn’t.” Because the word ‘what’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘orange’.

@xxlillyxx3052 4 жыл бұрын

porage

@johnyoun1100 4 жыл бұрын

@cosmicb3 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t stop laughing about the kidnapping at school....he’s fine he woke up 😂😂

@DragonLuver44 4 жыл бұрын

That was funny too.

@deniscaron3939 4 жыл бұрын

That was funny

@allie7394 4 жыл бұрын

Bex Barrett I like the same one

@carriehill8601 4 жыл бұрын

I thought this was hilarious

@WeirdKids428 4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@emilyjayne1125 4 жыл бұрын

“Toaster these days do both sides” -Lola 2019

@mikeeasley6670 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed too loudly at that part, and my wife just shook her head.

@HeyItsTyler478 2 жыл бұрын

#genzquotes

@Julian-xt1yb Жыл бұрын

I read that as she was saying it in the video 😂😂

@bubzilla6137 4 жыл бұрын

Let's use the comments to share some of our favorites! I think I might be addicted to dough. I don't just want it, I KNEAD it! I have kleptomania but it's ok. When it gets real bad, I take something for it. I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said "Airport Left", so I turned around and went home. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. I got an email saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" And I thought... That's just spam. 😂 I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo. To the guy who invented 0- thanks for nothing! Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet... What did one Dorito farmer say the other Dorito farmer? Hey, Cool Ranch! What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I suppose this comment is long enough, probably too long. It's ok. If it makes even one person laugh, it's totally worth it. Have fun everyone!!!! Thanks again, Holderness family, for this awesome opportunity to laugh!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

@sheepie2465 4 жыл бұрын

Bub Zilla this cracked a smile 😀

@clydedawg4494 4 жыл бұрын

The last one had me laughing!

@uhhh3958 4 жыл бұрын

My friend told me to stop imitating a flamingo... so i had to put my foot down. I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised.

@bubzilla6137 4 жыл бұрын

@@sheepie2465 Yay!!! 🙂🙂🙂

@bubzilla6137 4 жыл бұрын

@@clydedawg4494 Awesomeness!!! Lol! 🤨😂🤣

@morganthefae2641 4 жыл бұрын

So the other day, I was at my hotel. And in the lobby, there were two chess masters. And they were bragging about past wins. They were chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

@howardk6031 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@MorgaineRiddlePrince 3 жыл бұрын

Christmas has come early

@randomstuff-qu7sh 3 жыл бұрын

The local newspaper was having a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best, hoping to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

@jcpartri 4 жыл бұрын

I remember fondly my first job as a Mirror cleaner. My friends laughed at me, but it was something I could really see myself doing.

@bigjohn08865 Жыл бұрын

I like that one

@gamom1 4 жыл бұрын

PC’s laugh is contagious..I love it I hope you keep it as a sound bite

@theostaschik6870 4 жыл бұрын

The one with Captain Kirk and the left ear, right ear, and final frontier was actually funny.

@theostaschik6870 4 жыл бұрын

I love star trek

@ikarikid 4 жыл бұрын

And their not getting the joke made it hilarious

@melanyancat5687 3 жыл бұрын

I still don't get it 😬😅

@mrsmack5808 3 жыл бұрын

I was rollin😂

@bigjohn08865 Жыл бұрын

What does Star Wars and tiolet paper have in common? Klingons

@vanessarivers6747 4 жыл бұрын

What rhymes with orange. No it doesnt. I laughed TOO hard at that one.

@WeirdKids428 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@RedRonFJB 4 жыл бұрын

really?

@kevinthesquid 4 жыл бұрын

On the napping one, anyone else notice that the kids and Penn all got it at the same time xD

@thatdragon 4 жыл бұрын

One Of My Favorites. A man gets burned on his left side. The doctor says “There’s not much left.” The nurse says “It will be all right.”

@robbymounce5764 Жыл бұрын

I do NOT often tell Dad jokes , but when I do, he USUALLY laughs!

@rmr1279b 4 жыл бұрын

I love how when Penn starts to explain the joke, Lola is like "No, we got it, it just isn't that funny." lol

@lilystar5063 4 жыл бұрын

Penn Charles: I don't get it but I'm laughing 😂

@kirstenrudd8424 4 жыл бұрын

Ok. But why is Lola like, an adult now?? for real?!?!? 😭😭😭😭

@teresahowick5197 4 жыл бұрын

Kirsten Rudd I don’t know but I’m not ready! She looks like her mama!

@fablewable5350 4 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@mikeilabiddle1757 4 жыл бұрын

Was just thinking the same thing. Her voice has completely changed from the last time I watched a video, she sounds so much like Penn now! (the girl version, of course)

@theemersonwatts2578 4 жыл бұрын

I know right

@joycecheong4308 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone grows up girl even u

@luciesnyder1022 4 жыл бұрын

Who is watching this 2020?!?!

@pandaplayz198 4 жыл бұрын

Lucie Snyder me

@peecola335 4 жыл бұрын

@FirstnameLastname-pe3ky 3 жыл бұрын

Who gives a fuck?

@rorygloudemans6549 3 жыл бұрын

Lucie Snyder me

@t3ck3r 3 жыл бұрын

Oct. 4,2020 and the Pandemic rolls on

@LaGuardiaCross 4 жыл бұрын

The kidnapping one was clever and the pure idea of cannibals eating a clown is hilarious, even without the punch-line. If I EVER decide to do standup, I need Penn Charles in the front row.

@damianzachariah3645 2 жыл бұрын

I dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a tool to log back into an instagram account? I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any tips you can give me!

@felipevalentin5025 2 жыл бұрын

@Damian Zachariah instablaster :)

@kkitzhaber 4 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie. I stole three of these jokes for my Sunday sermon. Got lots of groans.

@claytonknudsen2510 4 жыл бұрын

You are stealing for CHURCH?

@weirdorangeyankabetch 4 жыл бұрын

I hope it was the clown one!

@ziasyphrit 4 жыл бұрын

@@claytonknudsen2510 😂

@johnyoun1100 4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@themaggattack 4 жыл бұрын

@@claytonknudsen2510 The idea that churches don't steal- now THAT'S a joke! 🤣

@smittyde 4 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t decide which Asian food I wanted more, Japanese or Chinese. So, I just called it a Thai.

@aaronrogers8743 4 жыл бұрын

How do you catch a unique animal? - You Neek up on it! How do you catch a tame animal? - Tame way you Neek up on it!

@Lucy-ce7ep 3 жыл бұрын

🤨

@joshuap7406 4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't laughing because of the jokes - I was laughing because Penn (senior) was laughing.

@ashleyhickey1369 4 жыл бұрын

Your sons laugh could make anyone's day it's infectious! Love your videos ! Keep the laughter coming !

@cliffyj5071 4 жыл бұрын

That is probably one of most awesome family interactions I have ever seen!!!

@renee2994 4 жыл бұрын

I hope Penn and his kids always have this close bond

@micaberman307 3 жыл бұрын

A waiter walks up to a man at a restaurant and asks, “do you wanna box for that?”. The man says “no but I will wrestle you for it”

@Lucy-ce7ep 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@robertemmons2260 4 жыл бұрын

I love dads spending time with their kids, their time together is precious. My daughter and I have shared jokes with each other.

@peggyharris7849 4 жыл бұрын

It started out so Dad-lame and by the end I was laughing so hard I was wiping away tears. 🤣🤣🤣

@teresahowick5197 4 жыл бұрын

Peggy Harris me too

@sheem.2450 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 "does this taste funny to you??" Lol

@XaviWavey 4 жыл бұрын

"What rhymes with orange?" Dad: "No it doesn't." I'm not a dad, but that one is hilarious.

@shravansrinivasan4982 4 жыл бұрын

Why do you call an elephant that is ignored? Irrelephant.

@BlackJackKittykat 3 жыл бұрын

Hahhahahahhahaaaaa!!!!!

@EndlessSummer888 3 жыл бұрын

What does a farmer use to count his cattle? A cow-culator.

@smeraarkalgud5703 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@benbuenen7378 4 жыл бұрын

guilty of resisting arrest... best...joke...ever

@offgridnorthwest 4 жыл бұрын

The clown joke and the elephant joke were both funny because of the picture on the wall behind you. A big elephant and the word CIRCUS. LOL

@dsmyle8080 4 жыл бұрын

Dad, I’m having an allergic reaction. We need to go to the hospital. Let’s not make any rash decisions

@whisperingeaglelanders2339 4 жыл бұрын

He laughs so hard his face turns red and the his veins pop out!! He's hilarious...🤣

@cuanw 4 жыл бұрын

Lola is such a mood

@imaanchaudhry725 4 жыл бұрын

Dad joke: Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hil-areas.

@RealtyWebDesigners 3 жыл бұрын

Adorable when the kids finally get a joke! The 'kid napping at school' - Love it!

@dsmyle8080 4 жыл бұрын

Dad, I got hit in the head with a cola today. At least it was a soft drink

@Lucy-ce7ep 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@eponymousjones6590 4 жыл бұрын

With Dad jokes, and puns, a groan is as good as a grin!

@nettle7775 2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is is that Penn was cracking himself up way more than he was making the kids laugh...that explains a lot.

@maggiesegura8753 4 жыл бұрын

Holderness Family my daughter and I were watching this and we were laughing so much. My daughter brought up the fact that your beautiful daughter actually looks a lot like Jennifer Lawrence. A lot of resemblance. Beautiful family. God bless.

@gerarduspoppel2831 3 жыл бұрын

Yes she does

@blessedwithchallenges9917 Жыл бұрын

Laughing with your kids, regardless of how cool the jokes are, that's great!

@YasuTaniina 4 жыл бұрын

I'm just laughing at how hard they're laughing 😂

@dsmyle8080 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to our restaurant. Do you have reservations? No, I’m pretty sure I want to eat here

@aprilbreon6210 4 жыл бұрын

To see Penn laughing so hard is the best part. :)

@lifethisside5712 4 жыл бұрын

Such fun! I love how the giggles spread through dad to the kids...and somehow magically through the Internet to me and my family! Bravo!

@ashd7289 4 жыл бұрын

I got one, why can't a t-rex clap his hands .... Them: there too short? No cause there extinct.. hahhah

@reneerozevink6029 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Holderness family for such great humor in times like these......

@MacaelasEqOfficial 2 жыл бұрын

At first I was watching with content, but after the the kidnapping I was wheezing the rest of the way through. This was HILARIOUS. My request is more!

@whatever7326 3 жыл бұрын

The Holderness Family has become a part of my new favorite watches. So funny and entertaining. Thank you. I've seen a few but realized I was missing out on so many more videos. Love it. Keep up the great work.

@Sacredfire4Jesus 4 жыл бұрын

How does the mathemachicken solve problems? ... with a cluckulator!

@NatureArtist-tw1iq 4 жыл бұрын

If a kid doesn’t sleep at nap time, is he resisting a rest? 😆😆😆😆

@DavidDeelLoco 9 ай бұрын

Bless her heart. She keeps questioning why she's laughing. So cute.

@MessoverOG 4 жыл бұрын

😱The cannibal joke was awful to share with kids, yet I'm still laughing! 🤣

@savvy3tv632 4 жыл бұрын

My parents’ friends were joking about how their oldest looks like she could be her brother’s mother, and my dad said “Yeah. I mean Savvy and I look so alike, I could be her father!” The other dad cracked up and gave my dad a high five. Me and the other teens just stared at him. 😒🤪

@landonhorton4419 Жыл бұрын

Penn: "Oh wait...I just got it!" Classic.

@odonovan 2 жыл бұрын

WRONG! Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You take the turret. I'll drive!" 😁

@kathrynlayfield9599 2 жыл бұрын

I just love the Holderness Family!!! All of you are so joyful! You make it possible to forget all the crazies out there! Penn, order us up a new recipe for just movin' on!

@Southernblonde1310 4 жыл бұрын

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? . . Because he wanted to get along little doggy.

@dr.r.k.shaffer555 4 жыл бұрын

Yosemite Sam sang, oh I can't get along little doggie good I can't even get one that's small. I can't get along little doggie. I can't get a doggie at all!

@skylad27 4 жыл бұрын

I went and told my family almost all of these. It took my brother a good 5 minutes for him to get the "kidnapping" one (with help by my parents to explain it) . By then it wasn't funny anymore. 😂😂💕

@zkarebear 4 жыл бұрын

I love how the pile of phones in front of Penn just keeps growing.

@b.bailey8244 4 жыл бұрын

the star trek joke and the kids' responses...and the school kidnapping rofl - and the cannibal joke is the best!

@Rand_OmLoser 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t always tell dad jokes.... but when I do, he usually laughs.

@albert214 2 жыл бұрын

Outstanding. Just look at how funny you guys are being locked up together.

@DawnHarveyPenguin 4 жыл бұрын

That was awesome! Needs a sequel. Or several :D

@miskamouska7694 4 жыл бұрын

Why can't you eat a Wookie? . . . . . Because they're too chewy

@anniethecat1046 3 жыл бұрын

Haha 😆

@PatricesProjects 4 жыл бұрын

The jokes got better with each phone! Lol. Just like your daughter, I kept laughing because you were laughing!

@pamelaJoyce384 4 жыл бұрын

The Clown joke always gets me!

@mixibo 4 жыл бұрын

This is proof that dad jokes can actually be funny!!!!

@exinilda 3 жыл бұрын

On my hard days I watch these and I laugh.. thank you Holderness family.. ❤️🙏

@GigiHudnall 2 жыл бұрын

My 17 year old tells "Dad Jokes" all the time. I can't wait to show him this video! I was laughing so hard, but it was because YOU were laughing so hard! And I love it when you have the kids in the videos!!!

@mjmiddleton370 3 жыл бұрын

These are great! I'm a mom but I use the dad jokes. My husband just looks at me like your daughter does. 😂 My niece and I (we're close in age) send each other dad jokes all the time. Lol

@evabailey3860 4 жыл бұрын

They didn't get the Star Trek reference! They didn't get it!

@EZequestrian88 3 жыл бұрын

You know penn is out of breath when you see the vein on his forehead pop out! Ha!

@elizabethcarroll3978 8 сағат бұрын

They’re having so much fun together

@scostie 4 жыл бұрын

Definitely the delivery, not the joke. And of course, the kids reactions.

@martok2112 4 жыл бұрын

What do you call a Disturbed Wookiee? Chew-BA-CA-CA-CA!!!!!

@lindahurst7114 3 жыл бұрын

This is truly what CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER should feel like and we sure could use more of it!!😂🤣🤪love this family!!!❤️ lkh

@mauricedorreboom5388 4 жыл бұрын

Please adopt me! …. Please?What do you call a dog with no legs?Doesn't matter .... it doesn't come to you when you call it anyway.

@Qster1584 2 жыл бұрын

Love Penn and Lola's father daughter relationship. LOL, Penn, I think Lola was actually laughing at you and not with you. Thank you for this video. Love seeing great family relationships.

@MaverickVersusEverything 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for bringing us along. Mav flips out when he watched. --Dadders

@sean3371 4 жыл бұрын

Title: Worst Dad Jokes Family: THESE ARE SO GOOD

@justr4dxsh998 3 жыл бұрын

Lola: You’re laughing way too hard at this. You shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

@Jlauffen 4 жыл бұрын

I think this turned into a video of non-stop laughter 😂

@N1ghtxD4y 4 жыл бұрын

What did the panda say, when he found out the bamboo he'd been eating was fake? "I've been bamboozled!"

@benjaminculbertson2388 11 ай бұрын

"Two cannibals are eating a clown!" *everyone starts laughing*

@dsmyle8080 4 жыл бұрын

For fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says get out of here, we don’t serve your type

@arasartsandjewelry7647 4 жыл бұрын

The best part was the contagious laughter between the three. It was adorable.

@RamblinRick_ 3 жыл бұрын

It's great that Lola and P.C. got the kidnapping joke before Penn did.

@daviddevol8957 Жыл бұрын

People discovering very, very old jokes...too funny...laughing at the laughter

@zanastrange1878 2 жыл бұрын

🤣 It’s so delightful to watch your kids growing up & y’all laughing together over you very funny bad jokes

@tombell7455 3 жыл бұрын

The Holderness Family, more dad jokes please.

@daycaremom13 4 жыл бұрын

I know I've said it before, but PC's laugh is so contagious. He could make the lamest joke hilarious! Everyone was laughing so much I was just laughing along too. I love how Lola was like, " you're laughing way too hard at these jokes but I'm laughing because you're laughing". Thanks, I so needed that lighthearted video this morning!