Your Mom & Dad: Golden Bachelor Cast Bio Breakdown!

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It’s that sacred time! It is time for The Golden Bachelor’s cast bio breakdown - a time where we make wild assumptions and unfounded prediction’s about the upcoming Golden Bachelor cast based off of their ABC cast photos and bios!
(00:00:00) - It’s that time!
(00:03:51) - JP and important pod updates
(00:10:09) - Cast Bios begin!

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@TheOnlySweetJones 10 ай бұрын

This whole episode was one of the funniest I swear. If there was a podcast award for best banter, I’d vote for y’all hands down!

@ericauhl1045 10 ай бұрын

DYING at Evan’s laughing fit 😂 you think you can hurt ME?!? Hahahahaha

@laurieemme1534 10 ай бұрын

OMG -- Just saw that part, along with his idea of cooking & hiking "porn"! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

@ericauhl1045 10 ай бұрын

So so good! 😂😂

@hannahswanson544 10 ай бұрын

Same I was laughing out loud 😅

@hediloveswine8442 10 ай бұрын

You think you can hurt me?? I laughed so hard for minutes ..and still having flashbacks.

@heatherfits 10 ай бұрын

Omg. Same!😂 Evan had me cracking up! "You think you can hurt me?"

@sydneeolson5697 10 ай бұрын

Didn’t realize Jess was a PRO news anchor 😧

@grootful 10 ай бұрын

1:14:01 for those that want to rewatch “you think you can hurt me” 🤣

@jaimelester5462 10 ай бұрын

I've rewatched 10 times and can't stop laughing! This was freakin hilarious!

@sdmajesty 10 ай бұрын

lmao, the Celine Dion impression is too good

@angieguarini2662 10 ай бұрын

Omg the “you think you can hurt me?” part took me OUT 😂😂😂

@Miss2014Sunshine 10 ай бұрын

Dying at the pickleball problem. Literally had an older patient who broke her hip from playing 😂

@laurieemme1534 10 ай бұрын

So sweet that JP responded to your Bigfoot dm! Also -- Uni Corn??!!! 🦄😆

@MerceyFam 10 ай бұрын

LOLing at the taking off the bracelets 😂

@katherinestacey8275 10 ай бұрын

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CELINE IMPRESSION 👏👏👏

@aleciahalstead 10 ай бұрын

Kathy the Food Critic bit had me in tears!!! 😂😂😂

@Cjtenderloin 10 ай бұрын

This episode was super enjoyable and very funny!

@amylynn3880 10 ай бұрын

I’m on the nyc subway and I’m trying to hide my laughter while tears roll down my face from the hysteria I have at “You think you can hurt me?!” OMG this episode made my week!!

@embeth446 10 ай бұрын

I could never sit there for two hours and come up with one funny scenario after another. You guys are gifted and so entertaining. Thanks for the laughs! Needed it today.

@amanitamuscariatheshroom 10 ай бұрын

loll my moms name is Karen and yeah, she always tells the restuarant hostess her name is Kay or her middle name (sometimes she’ll just give them my name) so that when they yell out her name for a table, she doesn’t have to be embarrassed😂 but the funny part is, she kind of is a typical Karen often 😭 during my childhood i recall her asking to see the manager at the grocery store in many times (mostly cause we were poor and her coupons weren’t accepted haha)

@juliazurn8912 10 ай бұрын

Just burst out laughing at my desk at “late-onset model” 💀😂 1:29:40

@desireehammond5336 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@laurieemme1534 10 ай бұрын

Your best episode EVER!!! I've already come back to re-watch certain parts since Wednesday! Thank you for all the fun & laughter! 😄😂❤️

@ClaireBear0712 10 ай бұрын

Evan cracked me up this episode

@CC12203 10 ай бұрын

Lee unable to hold back his laughing throughout was so perfect too!

@vwchik7777 10 ай бұрын

April has a bunch of "pool boys"! lol

@laurieemme1534 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@hannahswanson544 10 ай бұрын

I needed to laugh today haha thanks guys 😂 The food critic bit and the following 20 mins had me dead 💀

@Alli_bossmama 10 ай бұрын

Reading the teleprompter 😂😂😂😂

@vwchik7777 10 ай бұрын

She has written two books, “Running Country Roads and Life Lessons Learned” - a biography about her dad - and “Missing from the Sidelines: The Untold Stories of the Chicago Honey Bears NFL Cheerleaders” - which dives into the dismantling of the NFL Chicago Bears cheerleaders: The Chicago Honey Bears. Halverson-Wright is a former Chicago Honey Bear cheerleader herself, and was even the captain.

@no3landr3ws 10 ай бұрын

I have never laughed so hard at one of your episodes as i did while listening to this. I was crying laughing with Evan. omg.

@haleywebb9838 10 ай бұрын

Evan’s southern accent had me dying lol

@albataliephillips4271 10 ай бұрын

The Gerry impression 😂😂😂 And looove that you guys have a vocal impression for most ladies! Sooo good!

@laurieemme1534 10 ай бұрын

And Evan's sound effects for removing all the bracelets! 🤣

@albataliephillips4271 10 ай бұрын

@@laurieemme1534 It so funny because its just so accurate!

@cydni9100 10 ай бұрын

Makes me want a hot dog real bad has me dead 💀💀💀

@JeniferMorris789 10 ай бұрын

Their videos of Ember saying it are everything

@andrianachin3914 10 ай бұрын

Listening for the second time. Watching for the first time. You guys are so buzzed 😂😂😂 I love to see it

@amanitamuscariatheshroom 10 ай бұрын

1:08:33 easily the highlight of my week was this 5 minute bit😭😭

@AwesomeChick1441 10 ай бұрын

I am absolutely crying laughing, "I go to escape rooms alone, you think you can hurt me??!?!?!??!!"

@chelseygarrett4221 10 ай бұрын

I watched this after watching the episode and boy did you guys nail Faith after the bio. She came in on a motorcycle got up on the table and started dancing during the dance party. 😂

@theroadletstravel 10 ай бұрын

Never not watching the video version. 1000% more enjoyable! Oh man Evan laughing at his jokes always send me! 😭😂

@CC12203 10 ай бұрын

I watched this yesterday and thanks to you two, I dreamt last night I was on tour with Celine Dion! 😂

@vwchik7777 10 ай бұрын

Lesli was married to Snape and then he died. She's ready for her next Dark Arts master!

@MsMsbehavin 10 ай бұрын

Loved this episode! You two are the best!!❤️

@JeniferMorris789 10 ай бұрын

The DJ Skit bit literally had me in full blown tears. I can’t with y’all 😂😂😂😂😂

@therealcolleengordon 10 ай бұрын

“Blouse You” fucking got me 😂

@SabrinaHeerema-gs7um 10 ай бұрын

I love your speculating!

@samanthasteighner1999 10 ай бұрын

I look forward to these every season. I’d much rather watch a breakdown than watch the show😅

@cydni9100 10 ай бұрын

Favorite episodes are you three!!

@ShannonMaggi 8 ай бұрын

I come here after the season is nearly over to come back to see how close you guys are!

@nz3644 10 ай бұрын

We’re wearing furniture 😂

@inspiredlove101 10 ай бұрын

THE ESCAPE ROOM BIT 2.0, I AM CRYINGGGGGGGGG

@sighswoons 10 ай бұрын

I'm with evan - i was swooning when i saw the picture of edith

@erikka1212 10 ай бұрын

Omg I've never heard anyone think anyone was a school psychologist. I feel so seen that Jess has even heard of my profession

@annaandrewsmusic4805 10 ай бұрын

“Kathy’s here!!!!! We have to get our fucking shit together!!!” 💀💀💀

@nz3644 10 ай бұрын

Epic episode 🎉😂

@arynnestojke 10 ай бұрын

The Kathy bit killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@laurawest1089 10 ай бұрын

Edith's company is a fashion company! So you were both right

@gingerannie21 10 ай бұрын

Jess, you were on track with Edith! I think I saw somewhere that the business she started is a clothing brand! (Maybe game of roses mentioned it)

@WithASenseOfPoise 10 ай бұрын

Jess is a Gemini rising. I knew she could do the reporter prompt challenge ♥️♥️♥️

@jannettemorris7540 10 ай бұрын

Halfway thru and I tell ya do not want it to end 😂so funny y’all be killing it 😂❤❤❤u think u can hurt me from Jess yep laughed so hard pretty sure peed a little 😂😂😂Leslie top two

@lindseylecheminant5300 10 ай бұрын

“You think you can hurt me” and “I’m sorry I was trying to cause drama for no reason” drunk Evan merch please and thanks

@vousetesbellllle 10 ай бұрын

(13:14) I was screaming holistic medicine which is pretty spot on, she’s giving wholesome. :-)

@SabrinaHeerema-gs7um 10 ай бұрын

How on Earth did you guess Equestrian therapist do accurately?

@leannebirkmire4157 10 ай бұрын

You two are so funny! All of these women look amazing!

@NinaInteriorDesigns 10 ай бұрын

Omg !!!! Jess me too!!! Christmas all the way

@karenl3265 10 ай бұрын

My name is Karen and I'm a very nice Karen. At first I thought it was funny, then sick of the reference but now I lean into it. I'm Italian so I can absolutely have attitude when called for. 😂 At this time the reference seems "so 2020". Very dated insult...

@MrsJoanStear 10 ай бұрын

I too love the names! I am Joan!

@stephw7206 10 ай бұрын

Yay!!

@oliviakielek 10 ай бұрын

I am cackling at this episode 😂

@heatherfits 10 ай бұрын

Parents are the reason that I quit coaching HS Poms & youth Cheer. L❤VED the squads!

@nila_lover2522 10 ай бұрын

Love you guys 🫶🏽🩷

@sambriscoe5263 10 ай бұрын

everyone has to listen to the Game of Roses breakdown - Peggy is a friend of Pilot Pete’s mom!!! the honey bears cheerleading is the connection I believe

@mestes7 10 ай бұрын

I’m sad what about the call home segment!! It’s my favourite!!😢❤

@laurad324 10 ай бұрын

This is pre Karen. This is Carol, Linda season.

@AbigailFlowersMusic 10 ай бұрын

I’m so late to this episode but can we PLEASE get merch that says either “you think you can hurt me?” OR simply “I escaped” with “(alone)” on the back?

@Nat-eu3yp 10 ай бұрын

My FAVORITE EPISODE ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

@samanthaweiss6295 10 ай бұрын

Jess your voice is BEAUTIFUL❤

@madisonw1993 10 ай бұрын

Faith looks SO MUCH like the mom from sons of anarchy and also mom in smart house🤣 (katey sagal)

@laurieemme1534 10 ай бұрын

Totally agree! And when they were picturing her going up to the biker bar, I said "Gemma Teller!"

@madisonw1993 10 ай бұрын

And then they went on to talk about her in leather on a motorcycle I lost it🤣 absolute SOA vibes!

@sambriscoe5263 10 ай бұрын

is Jeanie not Chelsea (LIB S4) from the future??

@itsryleegee 10 ай бұрын

Pamela for sure is a profesh poker player 🤣🤣

@chelseawilliams5461 10 ай бұрын

Okay but what's the yellow drink we're drinking?

@badgal0b177 10 ай бұрын

My first impression of Pamela- always barefoot, lots of teal jewelry, runs a dog day care lol

@brigettekorenek8135 10 ай бұрын

Jeannie is giving masculine energy construction worker vibes, and I am here for it!

@leahharing6916 10 ай бұрын

I’m calling Leslie this seasons villain

@oksanaml9279 10 ай бұрын

I think it will be April.

@ShindigEats 10 ай бұрын

Leslie is the next Golden Bachelorette ✨✨✨

@melvapayton5501 10 ай бұрын

Not deviled eggs…😅

@madisonlandis7105 10 ай бұрын

Blouse you Take it if you like it😭

@alexlazzerly3677 10 ай бұрын

Gerry Turner the Cracker Barrel Baron.

@positivelysarah 10 ай бұрын

Patty is Matt James's mom !

@katherinechurcher3501 10 ай бұрын

I love that you think everyone has a deep boiling rage in the boomer generation hahaha.

@darbi464 10 ай бұрын

1:10:14 i hope to god that evan has seen the bear!

@AbigailFlowersMusic 10 ай бұрын

Double commenting. Can we refer to Patty James as NepoMommy?

@suewindsor3028 10 ай бұрын

Faith looks just like Katie Segal

@heeatherx3 10 ай бұрын

My moms name is Karen and she’s the sweetest 🥹 I feel so bad for her

@irenathompson9776 10 ай бұрын

❤!!!

@brigettekorenek8135 10 ай бұрын

Nancy looks like if you combined Sarah Chalke and Shakira

@ashtonv1730 10 ай бұрын

Is patty matt james' mom?? Am i crazy?? ** Jess just revealed it nvm lol

@chelseygarrett4221 10 ай бұрын

All of these women are the age of my grandma 😂

@laurad324 10 ай бұрын

This is Boomer. Karen in Gen x

@TheKaylaThompson 10 ай бұрын

ô i’m ôih