God bless Evan and his Zach Shallcross impression. Has me in tears every time.

Kathy needs a hosting gig! She was so good!

Omg we NEED a bachelor award show. The categories could be the most dramatic, cried the most, the best villain, the house favorite, etc.

Evan, go to the drug store and grab a tin of drawing salve. I use Smile’s Prid. It’s in a small round tin and it is FIRE!!! My daughter had glass in her foot for MONTHS! I thought she was nuts but it was finally really bothering her as someone recommended the drawing salve. Her was healed over like yours. Put a generous amount in the area where you think the glass is and put a bandage over it and leave overnight. Did this with my daughter expecting nothing but to my surprise the glass was on the bandage in the morning and no longer in her foot! If you believe it’s really infected though, for the love of god at least go to the walk-in and get an antibiotic! 😜 Good luck!

I’m here with Evan so confused about the registry situation 😂

ALSO- you were spot on about the let down of our not *actually* being invited to the reception: I was listening to some of the interviews Ben & Trista did with people there and one of them literally said she was referring to the "TV reception, not the real one"

Evan, I have heard that foot infections can quickly become serious for the whole body. Don’t mess around just go get some antibiotics and let that thing heal.

You two make me smile. Already cracking up 10 min in.

Thank you so much for making the wedding even more fun with this recap! Also, you know Zach was mad because they (once again) promised he’d be seated next to Shawn (who didn’t show up again). 😂

Gerry and Theresa impressions you guys just impromptu riffed was uncanny and wildddd so casual y’all are talents.

Is anyone else deeply concerned about Evan’s foot lol?? 😬 Infections can get dangerous pretty quickly, hoping they got to the doctor and he’s healing up by now!!

The best part of watching live was the shingles commercial jumpscare during the nuptials lol

Jess’s breathy “Grey Poupon” 😂 2:58

Echoing others here: Evan, go to a doctor! Sepsis can stem from a single infected cut and can be fatal. And we need your and Jess' humor and health for as long as we can have access to it!

while I thoroughly enjoyed Kathy and Susan at the wedding, I do get how some people got annoyed: the Golden women are suckers for screen time, and they have a way of trying to make it all about themselves... they do a great job of it and are very entertaining, but I can see how it might annoy some people

Brayden’s proposal was the only proposal I have ever cried tears of joy over I loved it 😌

But J Palmer is 10x hotter than when he was the bachelor. Men are just hot hot hot around 40. Why are we doing bachelors in their 20s and then 70s when people are at their hottest around 40. Imo.

best start of an episode ever! the segment prior to the first ad, GOLD! 😂

My sisters roomba is named Bob and I cried when you two said that ❤️💀

My husband does the same thing, he has gotten surgical tools to remove in grown hairs to avoid going to the doctor hahaha. Also I thought that the QR code was to buy Theresa and Gerry wedding presents like Evan

I am one of the many people who did not like the H&R Block wedding. I am here for the recap and loving it, you guys make me laugh so much. I found that other than Susan and Kathy - who was funny during the interviews - the entire event was very performative and felt very rehearsed. The Amazon plugs 🤮. I had thought the dress would have been elegant and classy - and age appropriate, but 🙄 I felt bad for Leslie as her "contract" and producers may have forced her to be there, it was so insensitive and unfair. But hey, doing the right thing and offering grace to those who were hurt does not get high ratings - talking to the producers here. Love you Mom and Dad!!!

My theory about Zach….He doesn’t have much of a personality and only feels confident when he is the focus. Example being his season, knowing production was behind him. Put him at an event with all the past contestants, he fades into the background.

It was a free wedding so helping production recover a little from the mess that was Paradise probably felt like small price to pay but I doubt they were bothered by it!

So as you guys were talking about the glass in Evan's foot, I was walking around a friend's kitchen and stepped on a shard of glass. I can't make this up. The timing haha😅

I don't think Jesse's wife was going into labor that night at all I think it was totally fake! There has been silence from him about a baby being born. Her due date is probably this week

Love y’all ❤❤❤😂😂😂

I said there's a theme here right before Jess did 😂

RE: the co-MOH call... I went through something similar last year when I was a bridesmaid in a wedding. I was the bridesmaid, but yet I was the only one taking charge of the beach party/bridal shower all the things while the MOH either didn't do anything or took charge to do anything...all to a point where the brides parents, who I know very well, questioned why she was chosen for the MOH job & not me... (she has 3 sisters & none of them were in the bridal party) like being a MOH is a BIG job. I get people take it as it should be their sibling/longest bestie...but it also NEEDS to be the best person for the job. the one who's good at organization, planning, & taking charge. if your sibling/longest bestie is not capable of those things or has those qualities, then for their sake & yours (the bride), they should not be the MOH or at the very least, have a co person and make sure they know why & that that person is okay with it!!! bc being a bridesmaid but having to do MOH duties...even on wedding day...is not it when that shouldn't be expected of you.

Wedding caller! Send me your wedding pictures and I will edit them perfectly to what you want! I can change the dress, edit anything else you'd like. For free. Let me know!

Oh a Princess Diana scenario for Jess!

I think the Kathy and Theresa stuff was fluff and not that serious. Theyre probably just actually friends.

Sepsis is real. GO to the doctor.

2:16 😂😂😂

Andy and Anderson like Kathy? No way😂🤣

The whole wedding episode was so stupendously cringy-awkward… I was in Hell. I’m glad you guys were able to enjoy it, but I was not pleased.

I know you guys love Kathy, but I think she was just a mean girl rewarded for bad behavior. I don’t get why the mean girl group gets all the attention.

I’ve never been to a wedding where randos were allowed to speak. Who does that?

The wedding felt supppper scripted to me. Those on the mics anyway. Like every word felt planned with the “side chats” on the microphones. Like that part where Ben seemingly jumps in the convo all random in passing yet has a mic in his hand. Many other examples

Gonna have to disagree mom & dad, I think Joey is far more handsome than Jesse Palmer. Height doesn’t do it for me; it’s all about your charm and features and I find Joey to have the most adorable face/ personality.

❤❤❤🎉😊

My Ex broke a window trying to opening it and his arm went through it. He had a HUGE piece of glass in his elbow for MONTHS until it finally pushed itself out. It was wild

I thought the wedding and her dress was very tacky…🤣🤣🤣

Honestly found the supposed wedding disappointing… between so many ads and Cathy rubbing salt in all of the other women’s wounds, I just couldn’t even get to the ceremony

I didn't love how Susan started off by making the vows all about herself for the first 5 minutes. Cringe worthy.

People weren’t vibing with Kathy because she’s the actual worst lol

I love y'all but you're really behind. This would have been good right after it aired.